[[folder: Film -- Live-Action ]]

->''"I ''love'' hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad."''
-->-- '''Marv''', ''ComicBook/SinCity''

->'''Roxy''': Who're killin' next? Do you take requests? Because I was thinking maybe some [[Creator/KimKardashian Kardashians]], my gym coach, people who give high fives -- really, ''any'' jock -- [[{{Film/Twilight}} Twihards]], people who talk about punk rock. (Who else really rips my cock off?)\\
'''Frank''': Get off the bed!\\
'''Roxy''': Oh, Mormons and other religious assholes who won't let gay people be married. And adult women who call their tits 'the girls'.
-->-- ''Film/GodBlessAmerica''


[[folder: Web Animation ]]

->''[[VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder New Order]] has some surprisingly strong story-telling chops. One of the many advantages of Nazis is that you don't have to justify shit. "Hey, this guy's a Nazi, would you like to drown him in his own piss?" the game might ask. "Sorry, did you say something? I was busy drowning a Nazi in his own piss," we might reply. But despite that, New Order puts the effort into making hating Nazis feel fresh again. One of the first things we do is watch a soldier shoot a room full of hospital patients before we stab him right up the lebensraum, and the principal villains only need to smile and play card games to become infinitely hateable.''
-->--'''Creator/BenCroshaw''', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_exiC9g62E review]] of ''VideoGame/WolfensteinTheNewOrder''


[[folder: Web Original ]]

->''"Rural Satanists. Of course it's rural Satanists."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2012/02/outside-government-2-k-9-and-company.html El Sandifer]]''' on ''K-9 and Company''

->''"Perivale feels like [[StepfordSuburbia a real late eighties British suburb]]....It’s a nice touch – if a little on the nose – that the predatory teenager changes out of his working class clothes and into a yuppie’s business suit. He even wears sunglasses to conceal his cheetah eyes, and talks in yuppie clichés."''
-->-- '''[[http://them0vieblog.com/2013/12/12/doctor-who-survival-review/ Darren Mooney]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[{{Recap/DoctorWhoS26E4Survival}} "Survival"]]

->''"Brought to the brink of extinction, [[[Series/DoctorWho the Daleks]]] have been forced to resurrect themselves from the 'dregs'... which seems to be synonymous with the contestants who lose game shows. The Daleks take the people who get knocked out before the finale. Because the Daleks have become TV producers. They've become the people who run ''Big Brother'' and ''Trinny & Susannah'' and ''The Weakest Link''. They've become the bosses of reality TV. They've become Simon Cowell. (Which [[EvenEvilHasStandards is kind of an insult]] [[InsultToRocks to the Daleks]], if you ask me.)"''
-->-- [[http://shabogangraffiti.blogspot.co.uk/2013/11/10_20.html Jack Graham]] on [[Recap/DoctorWhoS27E13ThePartingOfTheWays "The Parting of the Ways"]]

->''"When you pay $1,239 (which is [[CrackIsCheaper the average price of a NYC theater ticket]] nowadays) to see a show, the last thing you want to deal with is rude audience members who don’t know how to act right and ruin your theater-going experience. Some messes still don’t get it and shit has gotten so crazy that an {{attention whore}} wreck recently got on stage during a performance of the Broadway play ''Hand to God'' and tried to plug his phone into a fake outlet. Well, if Broadway star and [[Series/LifeGoesOn Corky’s mom]] Patti [=LuPone=] was in that show and was on stage at the time, he would’ve gone home without his phone… because it would have still been attached to the hand she ripped off."''
-->-- '''[[http://dlisted.com/2015/07/09/patti-lupone-is-an-american-hero/#more-184326 Michael K.]]''', "Patti [=LuPone=] is an American Hero"

->''"The Dolphins even suck in ''[[VideoGame/MaddenNFL Madden]]'' every year."''
-->-- "'''[[http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669 Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Miami Dolphins]]'''"

->''"That’s the great thing about doing this column on the Internet: We can smack-talk the Amish all we want; they’ll never know."''
-->-- '''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/smallville-recap-episode-10-6-harvest/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Harvest")

->''"Oh my, I guess Mark Trail [[SaveTheVillain rescuing his antagonists from fiery car crashes]] to show his dominance over them is a story element of the past! Under ''ComicStrip/MarkTrail''[='=]s new management, Mark pulls you from a fiery car crash to show his magnanimity, rushes you to a hospital... and then you die, from your animal-poaching sins... I deem this a tough but fair punishment of an unpleasant fictional character for rhino-murder.\\
I would have very much enjoyed hearing this doctor explain to Mark and Lori exactly why Chris died. ''"His injuries didn't seem life-threatening at first, but despite our best efforts his wounds became infected almost immediately. It's as if no matter how much we cleaned him, he was always... ''dirty''."''
-->-- '''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon''', [[http://joshreads.com/?p=23283 "Rhino's Revenge"]]

->''"1) Chechens - Shoot on sight.\\
2) Bears - Shoot on sight.\\
3) Wolves - Shoot on sight.\\
4) Fascists - Shoot on sight.\\
5) Zombies - Consult with Dr. Mann first.\\
6) Rabid dogs - Shoot on sight.\\
7) Chaos Insurgents - Shoot on sight. Show no mercy. These are less than human.\\
8) SCP-682 - Most of the time you will not even see SCP-682. But you must prepare for all things, and this is something to prepare for. SCP-682 is a soulless monster and should be shot repeatedly until he is deads.\\
9) Vegetarians - These people [[SceneryCensor know nothing about f]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://www.scp-wiki.net/reddawn Killing The Enemies And His Family Too]], Section 8: Who You Shoot On Sight''', by Captain Dmitri Arkadeyevich Strelnikov, ''Wiki/SCPFoundation''.


[[folder: Web Video ]]

->''"[[Film/TrueLies This whole movie]], these terrorists have just been inept clowns. It's just--And then it just ends with him on a Wile E. Coyote missile."''\\
''"''[guffaws]'' Yeah, [[Creator/JamesCameron Cameron]] was not sympathetic to the terrorists at all."''
-->-- ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erfUFhvmVFw Arnold Schwarzenegger Kill Count]]''

->''"Why is it always about Congress with Deceased Crab? He won't stop making fun of Congress. It's so easy! And no one is ever gonna take offense. You should try it!"''
-->-- '''LetsPlay/DeceasedCrab''', ''LetsPlay VideoGame/LittleNemoTheDreamMaster 4''

->''"Over the past 20 years, there have been five bands[[note]]{{Music/Bush}}, Music/HootieAndTheBlowfish, Music/LimpBizkit and the ones the author went to see in the same night, {{Music/Creed}} and {{Music/Nickelback}}[[/note]] totally acceptable to hate reflexively (and by "totally acceptable," I mean that the casual hater wouldn't even have to provide a justification — he or she could just openly hate them and no one would question why)."''
-->-- Chuck Klosterman of ''Grantland'', "[[http://www.grantland.com/story/_/id/7846322/taking-concert-doubleheader-creed-nickelback-world-most-hated-bands A Night With the World's Most Hated Bands]]

->''"Corporate America: '''Killing art.'''"''
-->-- ''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick'' on ''Film/{{Xanadu}}''

->'''Willingham:''' Uh, so, sir? What's the over-under on any of us finishing this mission alive?
->'''Pip:''' About as good as any of us actually getting laid tonight.
->'''Willingham:''' I don't know, those vampires [[BlackComedy do look kind of rapey.]]
->'''Mercenary:''' [[DudeNotFunny Holy shit, dude!]]
->'''Willingham:''' OH WHO THE FUCK AM I OFFENDING, THE ''NAZIS?!''

->'''The Doctor''': Also, I believe our forces are being [[CurbstompBattle quite literally slaughtered.]]
->'''The Major''': Oh, who gives a shit? [[ThoseWackyNazis They're Nazis!]]


[[folder: Real Life ]]

->''"There is no hell. There is only UsefulNotes/{{France}}."''
-->-- '''Music/FrankZappa'''

->''"The other night I went to a Chinese-German restaurant down the street. The food is great, but an hour later you're hungry for power."''
-->-- '''Dick Cavett'''