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[[folder:Fan Works]]
->''"Reaching down to one of the unconscious redshirts, the queen grabbed his belt-fed multi-barreled hand-artillery. "Say hello to my little friend!" she screamed, blazing away on full auto. The Forces of Freedom dived for cover as hundreds of thick rubber dildos ricocheted all around the Pit. Tom Paris, staggering out of the coals once more, doubled over as a rubber cock [[GroinAttack slammed into his balls]] at twice the speed of sound."''
-->-- ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/9913691 B'Elannarella]]''

->''"Like a good old-fashioned slug-thrower? The Ravager Five hurls genetically-engineered carnivorous slugs whose acidic slime can dissolve a man's flesh in fifteen nanoseconds."''
-->-- '''[[ArmsDealer Demonica]]''', ''Fanfic/Plan7Of9FromOuterSpace''
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->''"Ordinary household items can in fact be deadly, if Jamie builds a gun to shoot it."''
-->-- '''Adam Savage''', ''Series/MythBusters''
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
->''"MAGGOT REVOLVER"\\
"This is the only know model of these dark beauties ever to be brought back from the Afterlands whole and functioning. Though it appears to be a finely crafted .357 revolver, the weapon shoots inch-long carnivorous larvae that, after a successful shot, [[BodyHorror burrow through the target's flesh toward the heart from wherever they initially lodge]]."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/MageTheAscension - Forged By Dragon's Fire''

->''"The Psycannon is the instrument of vengeance with which you shall smite your foes. It is a singular weapon, rare and terrible to behold, made from psychoactive materials, the bolts fired by it channel your faith and righteous anger to hurt the daemon in ways nothing else can. Thus it is that Hate becomes our keenest weapon and Contempt, our surest armor."''
-->-- ''TabletopGame/Warhammer40000''
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[[folder:Video Games]]
->''"'''THAT GUN FIRES EXPLODING SWORDS! I DID NOT KNOW THE MEANING OF HAPPINESS UNTIL THIS MOMENT!'''"''
-->-- '''Mister Torgue''', ''VideoGame/Borderlands2'', on the [[http://borderlands.wikia.com/wiki/SWORDSPLOSION!!! SWORDSPLOSION!!! shotgun.]]

->''"The spinning live [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter fluffy wambler]] hits The Bronze Colossus in the head [[OffWithHisHead and the severed part sails off in an arc]]!"''
-->-- ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' [[http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=56935.0]]

->''"The Railway Rifle is yet another barbaric weapon that impales targets with freaking rail spikes. Just use a clean, regular bullet for the love of God."''
-->-- [[https://www.nexusmods.com/fallout4/mods/48541 Lunatic's Unhelpful Loading Screens]] mod for ''VideoGame/Fallout4''

->'''"Doc" Schweitzer:''' Flintlocke, if we have a big giant cannon, why don't we just shoot... A cannonball?\\
'''Fargo Flintlocke:''' Bah, predictable! They'll see it comin'!
-->-- ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''
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[[folder:Web Video]]
->'''Marine 1:''' Arnold, you can't just- [[IJustShotMarvinInTheFace Could you, like, put the safety on for once in your life?!]]\\
'''Marine 2:''' Yeah, we weren't even supposed to have real bullets! We were supposed to load our guns with funny bullets!\\
'''Arnold:''' Nobody told me!\\
'''Marine 2:''' I loaded mine with- Dude, Arnold, I loaded mine with [[EdibleAmmunition SweeTarts!]] What the hell were ''you'' doing back at the bunker?!\\
'''Arnold:''' [[ShapedLikeItself I was loading my gun with gun!]]
-->--''WebVideo/RealTimeFandub'', "VideoGame/ResidentEvil2Remake"
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
->''"Pizza delivery man, prepare to meet your maker- at the hands of my [[CatApult cat launcher]]!"''
-->-- '''Mayor [[AdamWesting Adam West]]''', ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->'''Zapp:''' Up here in the clouds, our technology makes us invincible - like the mighty 'x' in Tic-Tac-To. Look at those pathetic cavemen down there, loading their silly catapult with...what is that, Kiff? ''(smash)'' AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!\\
'''Kiff:''' I believe it's a saber-toothed cat, sir.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "[[Recap/FuturamaS7E8FunOnABun Fun on a Bun]]"
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[[folder:Miscellaneous]]
->''"Captain, the ammunition is screaming at me, what should I do?"''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/channel/UChS9wazLlTUHSTeKVG39hZw Warhammer Arch]]''' on [[TabletopGame/Warhammer40000 Quake rounds]] (artillery shells infused with the psychic screams of the population of a planet hit with an [[EarthShatteringKaboom Exterminatus]]).

->'''Ryan Yount:''' Blackbeard has the weapon traditionally considered by children to be the ultimate destructive instrument, the ''bazooka.''\\
'''Andrew Boyd:''' Only to be trumped by the ''bazooka that fires dinosaurs.''
-->-- Authors' Commentary in ''Scurvy Dogs'' TPB #1
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