-> "Such Misfortune."
-> "I'll break that illusion!"
-->-- '''Kamijou Touma's two catchprases'''

-> "Grit your teeth strongest! My weakest is going to resound a little!"
-->-- '''Kamijou Touma to Accelerator'''

->"What should I do? WHAT NONSENSE; OF COURSE I SHOULD SAVE HER!"
->"I don't need a reason to save someone."
-->-- '''Touma's philosophy'''

-> ďTHAT'S RIGHT, [[spoiler:I KILLED OVER 10,000 OF THE SISTERS, BUT THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT I SHOULD JUST LEAVE THE REMAINING 10,000 TO DIE.]] I KNOW THAT THESE WORDS ARE HYPOCRITICAL, I KNOW THAT I HAVE NO RIGHT TO SAY SUCH WORDS, BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH OF SCUM BAGS WE ARE, NO MATTER HOW MANY EXCUSES WE PUT FORWARD, THOSE CAN'T BE THE REASONS TO KILL THIS BRAT!!!"
-->-- [[spoiler:Accelerator beginning his HeelFaceTurn]]

->"Fine, now is a good time to teach you something: even Villains have standards!"
-->-- '''Accelerator'''

-> "This is not a negotiation, a suggestion, a deal, an entreaty, an agreement, a compromise, or a capitulation. It's my triumphant return, you [[PrecisionFStrike fuckers.]]"
-->-- '''Accelerator'''

->"Ha ha!! Being a loser is the beeeeessssttt!!"
-->-- '''Hamazura Shiage'''

->"That was too easy, Level 5."
-->-- '''Hamazura Shiage'''

->"Really, what's with that? Such a power doesn't even appear in Academy City's databank. If I am a 1-in-328,571 prodigy, then aren't you, the only one in Academy City, a 1-in-2,300,000 disaster?"
-->-- '''Misaka Mikoto about Kamijou Touma'''

->"[[BornUnlucky Misfortune? Misfortune!?]] I donít see any misfortune around here!! [[ObliviousToLove You oblivious lucky bastard!]] You know just under [[UpToEleven 10,000 girls]] (i-in an incredibly favorable way), so donít give me this misfortune crap! Honestly, honestly, honestly, honestly! You raise [[EventFlags flags]] and then just leave them! If you raise the flag, do something about it!!"
-->-- '''Misaka Mikoto about Kamijou Touma in official parody story'''