* The ''WebComic/TallyHo'' features a pretty good Pre-Asskicking One-Liner... "[[http://www.rhjunior.com/TH/00075.html I got the tools, I got the team, I got the motivation, and baby, I just ate me a whole ROLL of 'Mentos'.]]"
-->'''Alien:''' Human! You belong to me.\\
'''Buck:''' Thanks, but actually, I belong to me. ''And I don't share.''
** Subverted because the alien in question then proceeds to thoroughly kick Buck's ass
* ''WebComic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'': [[http://www.drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=40&issue=2 "We are on Eastern Pain Time, and it is Dan o'clock!"]]
** Parodied in "D.A.R.E. to Resist Ninja Drugs and Violence" where the Doctor directs [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=12&issue=5 a pretty awesome speech]] at Frans Rayner...
-->'''Doc:''' Rayner, you killed my mentor, and you kidnapped my sidekick. I met Death himself last night, and he's going to follow me all the way to your house. ''[[ItsPersonal You made it personal.]]''
** ... But then it takes him the whole chapter before he actually fights Rayner. [[http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=43&issue=5 When the Doctor and Rayner finally do fight]], the best Doc can come up with is:
-->'''Doc:''' I'm trying to think of that thing I said earlier today, when I was riding that raptor there, and how Death was mad at me... and somehow I applied it to you? I forget it now. It would have been good. But, uh, whatever. You're like, the lamest Great Dane since {{Marmaduke}}, and I'm gonna kill you. Whatever, who cares. Let's go.
** Also:
--> '''Doc:''' Hello. My name is Doctor McNinja, and I'm going to be your phlebotomist today.\\
'''Random mook''': Wot's a phlegm botanist?\\
'''Doc:''' It means I'm going to draw your blood."
** Mitzi [=McNinja=] gets one of her own during the "Punch Dracula" StoryArc: "And the dead can't hear their own eulogies. So let's wrap this up.!"
%% NOTE: That bit where the Doc educates Gordito on the proper use of the one-liner, then demonstrates by saying "Go to hell" just before offing the ghost, is an example of the PreMortemOneLiner, not this trope.
* [[Webcomic/LookingForGroup "Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen." ]]
* In ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', Elan actually ''needs'' to use these for an attack bonus on his "Dashing Swordsman" prestige class.
** And then there's Bozzok's "Yeah, and I'm bringing the onions -- [[{{Narm}} to make you cry]]!"
** Belkar: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0611.html "Back me up and I'll cut a path through these guys.]]" Then he decides to [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome go into more detail]].
** Haley: "Oh yeah? How are they at keeping you from becoming a sish kabob??" in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0200.html this strip]].
** Also Haley: "SNEAK ATTACK - '''BITCH'''!"
** A villain example:
-->'''Zz'dtri''': [[BrickJoke Parody is protected speech]].
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
** Oasis tries to use some of these in but she [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060821 doesn't]] [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=060822 quite]] have the hang of it.
** Bun-bun gets a more straight example when he has his [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=031221 big showdown with Santa Claus]]: "Have a holly jolly funeral!"
** Riff in "Kesandru's Well" before introducing an EldritchAbomination to MoreDakka:
--> '''Gwynn''': "Let me be the hero for once."
--> '''Riff''': "Sorry, ma'am. I'm union."
* In ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'' Gilgamesh Wulfenbach does pretty well [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20080227 here]] (starting with the last panel, and continuing the rant through a few pages of the brawl), then attempts one [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20090513 here]] but fails. Tarvek [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20120620 here]] reminds us he's trained as a [[McNinja SmokeKnight]].
* In ''Webcomic/EverydayHeroes'', Summer {{lampshade|Hanging}}s the [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/eddurd/everydayheroes/series.php?view=single&ID=106598 above quote]] from ''Scarface''.
* Gordon Frohman of ''WebComic/{{Concerned}}'' fails to assassinate Gordon Freeman before the explosion of the combine portal, because he's too busy coming up with a line.
* In [[http://samandfuzzy.com/1005 this]] ''Webcomic/SamAndFuzzy'' strip, Nicole delivers a good one just before [[spoiler: decapitating [[MobileSuitHuman Sin]] with a circular saw-looking thing]].
-->'''Nicole:''' Oh, come on [[spoiler: Sin]]... everyone loves a ''surprise hit.''
* ''Webcomic/{{Digger}}'' by Ursula Vernon. "Remember Tunnel Seventeeeeen!!!"
* Brianna from ''Webcomic/ServantsOfTheImperium'' tells [[spoiler: Twink]] "May the Emperor have mercy on your soul... because I will not."
* Subverted in ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}'' in a Ninjapiece Theatre strip when Slick, the Pimp Ninja threatens Yellowtail (the Geisha Slut) with "I kill you so hard your ''ancestors'' will die!"
* Mandatory before every fight in ''Webcomic/WhatTheFu''.
* In ''Webcomic/NoNeedForBushido'', [[BareFistedMonk Brother Wu]] delivers a rather appropriate one to the trash-talking [[SociopathicHero Ken]].
--> '''Brother Wu''': It seems we are not the ones in a position to have our asses kicked. (''kicks Ken's ass into a wall'')
* [[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} Caw caw, motherfuckers.]]
* In ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily'', during the Phillips CD-I arc, Waluigi returns from vacation to find a Phillips CD-I making everyone become characters from that game... except [[ButtMonkey Dedede]], who's trying not to go insane. He views the situation, and then says "Weh. You call this madness? [[PreMortemOneLiner Step aside.]] [[{{Catchphrase}} Waluigi time.]]
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Sixteen extremely traumatic seconds later...]]
* In BittersweetCandyBowl, Mike tried to invoke this in Confrontation, but [[http://www.bittersweetcandybowl.com/c12/p24.html Lucy ended up with the last word.]]
* In ''Webcomic/ItsWalky'' [[http://www.joyceandwalky.com/d/20020510.html here]]:
--> '''Head Alien:''' "Once again, only one of us leaves alive."
--> '''Sal:''' "Or neither. Ah ain't picky."
* Webcomic/AxeCop, in the guest story "Revenge on Rainbow Girl", faces off with a giant dragon and says "I'm sorry, but this is ''too late for you''" before attacking. If you're wondering, it's a direct quote from a child's narrating the scene.
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