* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' has a lot of them:
--> '''Tucker:''' ''"Where are you going?"''
--> '''Tex:''' ''"Red base. Kill everybody. Get the flag back."''
** Just before fighting O'Malley, Church rattles off a number of these lines such as: "You're just one big headache, and I've got a whole pistol full of aspirin!" and: "I've got half a mind to kill you! And the other half agrees!"
** With Tex snarking in the background. Even though those are clever, they're very corny.
** "My name is Michael J. Caboose. [[BewareTheNiceOnes And I. HATE. BABIES]]!!!" -- Just before massacring an army [[OneManArmy single-handed]].
** At the end of season 1, Donut, before killing Tex at super-long-range with a plasma grenade: "HEY, BITCH! REMEMBER ME? I SAVED SOMETHING FOR YA!"
** "Okay, so who's first?" The next episode is a 7-minute episode of her absolutely [[CurbStompBattle demolishing]] Sarge, Grif, Simmons, and Tucker at the same time, [[{{Badass}} without even breaking a sweat.]] Also they're all armed and she's not. It doesn't matter.
** Still the best one goes to Washington "Peace talks have broken down, now we do it OUR way"
** How has anyone forgotten "You just got Sarged!" Subverted when he doesn't get to finish it once.
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sR_2CikHenA This video]] is just Sarge spouting a whole bunch of these, with a couple of {{Bond One Liner}}s for good measure.
* [[FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences "I have to kill fast, and]] ''[[FanFic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences bullets too slow!"]]''
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''. After enduring some TooMuchInformation-inducing commentary from Discord for two episodes, Twilight fires back with, "Hey, Discord! Suck it!" just before unleashing the magic friendship laser.
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