"You're on ''Survivor'', do the ''Survivor'' thing!"

A {{podcast}} about ''Series/{{Survivor}}'', run by the husband and wife team of Michael and Marji Carrino. They're extremely interactive with their listeners, as they record the show live, and will play every voice-mail.

The website and podcast can be found [[http://www.armchairsurvivor.com/ here]]
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!! Contains example of:
* AChatWithSatan: He does leave messages...
* AbortedArc: They ran KidNation and TheApprentice podcasts. Kid Nation got canceled, and the hosts stopped with the first Celebrity Apprentice.
* AHouseDivided: Whenever Michael and Marji disagree. Which is fairly often.
* AnalogyBackfire: Michael throws out quite a few analogies. This tends to happen with a few of them.
* {{Angrish}}: Mike's earlier rants used to devolve into this from time to time. He seems to have mellowed outover the years.
* ArmchairPsychology: They jokingly do this from time to time.
* AuthorAppeal: Michael really likes Russell Hantz. Marji balances him outwith her love of James and Colby.
* {{Beergasm}}: Brian Alt
* TheBear: What Patrick considers Michael to be.
* BerserkButton: Michael can't stand it when women on Survivor act like "princesses".
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Michael. Just... Michael.
* CallInShow: There's one released almost every Sunday. Every message is played.
* ChivalrousPervert: Michael
* DeadpanSnarker: Marji.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Michael AND Marji.
* DrinkingGame: Take a drink whenever Russell Hantz is mentioned, or whenever the hosts go off-topic.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: Or at least, Michael can appreciate certain male Survivor's forms...
* FelonyMisdemeanor: Marji's reaction to Mike chewing or breathing into the microphone, peanut butter, ice cream as a reward.
* HamtoHamCombat: Dan versus Kiwi Scott.
* INeedaFreakingDrink: A particularly bad episode of Series/{{Survivor}} can drive the hosts and callers to this.
* TheFaceless: While Michael has appeared on the webcam, Marji has not.
* LargeHam: Michael, Kiwi Scott, Dan, "Satan".
* OnlyKnownbyTheirNickname: Many of the callers, such as DoctorDoom, Kiwi Scott, and Super Muffin Girl.
* OutOfCharacterMoment: Occasionally, the hosts switch places. Michael becomes the calm one, and Marji rages.
* NotEvilJustMisunderstood: Michael's view on Russell Hantz, Brandon Hantz.
* RedOniBlueOni: Michael and Marji, somewhat.
* TheRoast: Happened in Summer 2011. It was awesome and hilarious.
* SelfDeprecation: Michael may dish a lot of crap out, but a lot of it is to himself.
* {{Ustream}}: They do their live show on here. They'll frequently respond to people in the chat room
* YouthIsWastedOnTheDumb: Mike's view on a lot of the younger Survivors.
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