'''Basic Trope''': ''Very'' premature ejaculation.
* '''Straight''': Alice hugs Bob. Bob ejaculates prematurely as a result of this.
* '''Exaggerated''': Bob ejaculates when he sees Alice fully-clothed from ten feet away.
* '''Downplayed''':
** Alice and Bob are making out and Bob ejaculates a bit after getting to second base.
** Bob enjoys being hugged by Alice to a somewhat suggestive degree, but it doesn't seem like he had an actual orgasm.
* '''Justified''':
** Bob has a medical issue that causes him to ejaculate prematurely.
** It's been a while since Bob had any intimacy. He's a little out of practice.
** Alice is MsFanservice and Bob is still in puberty.
* '''Inverted''': Bob can hold out for hours during sex.
* '''Subverted''': Something exploded in Bob's pocket.
* '''Double Subverted''': This is his lame excuse.
* '''Parodied''':
** There is a blast like a cannon; Bob's crotch is seen smoking.
** Something utterly trivial or ridiculous causes his ejaculation, such as Alice giving him a dirty look or someone saying the word "sex" around him.
** Bob has an explosive ejaculation, which bursts with enough force to splatter his baby batter all over the walls and ceiling.
* '''Zig Zagged''': Something exploded in Bob's pocket. This seems to be his lame excuse. [[InnocentInnuendo He pulls out the ruined item, still leaking its fluid]]. Then there's a reason why it couldn't have possibly come from that particular trinket, so it must have come from his other one...
* '''Averted''': Nobody ejaculates onscreen.
* '''Enforced''': The work is an ad for a product designed to help men last longer.
* '''Lampshaded''': "Jumped the gun a little, Bob?"
* '''Invoked''':
** Alice gives Bob a lap dance.
** Bob is secretly trying to unnerve Alice into breaking up with him, so he stimulates himself beforehand in an attempt to stage a premature ejaculation.
* '''Exploited''': [[SnakeOilSalesman Charlie the Charlatan]] uses Bob's ejaculation issues to sell him a "miracle tonic" that supposedly helps keep him from ejaculating so easily.
* '''Defied''': Bob has a condom on before he arrives at Alice's place, or is taking medication or other precautions.
* '''Discussed''': "I swear, if she did that to me, I would come right here in my pants."
* '''Conversed''': "What real person has that little self control?!"
* '''Implied''': "Something liquid has struck me!"
* '''Deconstructed''':
** Bob becomes socially ostracized.
** Bob loses a girlfriend.
** Bob ends up impregnating someone
* '''Reconstructed''': Bob's girlfriend deliberately teased him to that point with no-one else around.
* '''Played For Laughs''': Bob's ejaculation is used as a RunningGag.
* '''Played For Drama:''' Bob loses, or has to fight hard for, a relationship because of it.
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