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[[caption-width-right:350:"I am the King of Payne! Welcome to my kingdom!"[[note]]Among other opening phrases, including two by other characters[[/note]]]]

''Medieval Madness'' is a [[Creator/WilliamsElectronics Williams]] {{Pinball}} machine designed by Creator/BrianEddy, with artwork by Creator/JohnYoussi and Creator/GregFreres, and released in June 1997. The player must defeat six enemy kings and their castles, ending the tyrannical rule of the King of Payne. This is done by visiting each castle, hammering its drawbridge, then breaking open the front gate and storming in.

Along the way, the player will also fight dragons, rescue maidens, participate in jousts, and rally angry peasants. Two trolls will periodically pop out of the playfield to menace the player, but Merlin the wizard is nearby to help. It's [[RuleOfFunny all played for laughs,]] with clever writing by Scott Adsit and Kevin Dorff of [[{{Series/SCTV}} Chicago's Second City]].

In 2013, Rick Bartlett of Planetary Pinball Services announced plans for a Limited Edition rerun of ''Medieval Madness,'' with improvements including a better sound system, built-in support for LED lighting, double hard coating, and a shaker motor. The one thousand units sold out in less than three hours, prompting him to announce plans for a standard edition several days later. A partnership between Planetary Pinball, Chicago Gaming Company, and Creator/SternPinball to assemble the remakes was announced in 2014.

A digital version of the game is available as part of [=FarSight=] Studios' ''VideoGame/ThePinballArcade'' collection.

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!!This pinball demonstrates the following tropes:
* AbnormalAmmo: The catapult fires bowling balls, [[AWorldwidePunomenon cats]], chickens, cows, and [[Pinball/NoFearDangerousSports Skull the Bone Head]].
* TheAlcoholic: The Duke of Bourbon.
* AllGirlsLikePonies: At least, the valley girl does.
--> "Thanks. Um, do you have a horse?"
* AlliterativeTitle
* AnachronismStew: Played for laughs throughout the game.
-->'''Rioting Peasant:''' "They took our pinball machines!"
-->'''Lord Howard Hurtz:''' "I wish someone would invent the gun."
* AntiFrustrationFeature: The Magic Shield; if your ball drains too soon after launch, Merlin gives you another one.
-->"Don't move."
* AwfulWeddedLife: The peasants, apparently. When one of the rioting peasants shouts, "They took our wives!", all the other peasants start cheering like crazy.
* BeAWhoreToGetYourMan: One of the princesses is ''very'' happy to be rescued by the knight...
-->"Biiiig dragon! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar But I bet you're]] [[BiggerIsBetterInBed bigger]]!"
* BigWordShout: This may happen when you start the troll mode. It might be the peasants doing it or might be the King of Payne.
* BlackKnight: You fight five of them during castle multiball.
* BrawnHilda: The "Opera singer" princess.
-->"Yoohoo! Mein helmet has horns!"
* BreathWeapon: No points for guessing what dragons breathe.
* TheCameo: Skull the Bone Head from ''Pinball/NoFearDangerousSports''.
* CasualDangerDialogue: The princesses, but especially the ValleyGirl and JewishAmericanPrincess.
-->"Keep that dragon away, it's frizzing my hair!"
-->"Why me? Ugh! My hair is frizzing, oy."
* CluckingFunny: A chicken is one of the items you can catapult at the castle.
* {{Combos}}: When Victory Laps are active, shooting a second shot quickly after getting a Victory Lap awards an Ultra Combo which is worth twice as much as a Victory Lap. Getting back-to-back Ultra Combos increases the Victory Lap value.
* CreatorCameo: Artist Creator/GregFreres did the voice of the jousting announcer.
* TheDon: Lord Howard Hurtz, complete with Brooklyn accent.
-->"I'm gonna make you look like an accident."
* TheDragonslayer
* DragonsPreferPrincesses
* EverythingMakesAMushroom: Destroying a castle causes it to explode in a mushroom cloud.
* EverythingsBetterWithCows: If you launch three cows from the catapult, the VideoMode will be "Save the Calves".
* FrenchJerk: Francois du Grimm.
-->"I am Francois du Grimm, and I will be rude to you!".
-->"Go away, you peasant from another kingdom!"
* HairTriggerTemper: Sir Psycho.
-->"You're driving me crazier!"
* JewishAmericanPrincess: One of the damsels to be rescued.
-->"What are you, some kind of prince or somethin'?"
* LargeHamAnnouncer: The announcer during the jousting tournaments.
-->"Sir Loin of Beef / Lanceless / Miss-a-lot / Movenstein[[note]]"Moovenstein"?[[/note]] charges the center lane!"
* LaughingMad: Sir Psycho normally embodies this, but the same thing happens to the King of Payne as you get closer to destroying his castle.
* MadLibsDialogue: Par for the course in a pinball game. For example:
--> "Nice move by / Sir Loin of Beef!"
** Subverted in that most lines (with the exception of the "...charges the center lane" quote) are recorded in one take rather than recording each part separately and piecing them together.
* MatchSequence: As a pair of numbers quickly flash, an arrow is fired from off-screen, skewering a roasted marshmallow and stopping the numbers.
* MythologyGag:
** Shooting ramps consecutively prompts [[Pinball/NoFearDangerousSports Skull]] to appear. He's also one of the things fired from the catapult.
** One of only two game-opening lines that isn't spoken by the King of Payne is "It's a great day for jousting!", referencing the opening line of ''Pinball/{{Indianapolis 500}}''.
* PunnyName: Lots, especially the Kings and knights. Lampshaded by Lord Howard Hurtz:
-->"You wanna know why they call me Howard Hurtz? LORD, Howard Hurtz!
* PsychoForHire: Sir Psycho, naturally.
* RabbleRouser: Inciting the peasants to revolt is one of the central goals.
* RhymesOnADime: Merlin, almost always.
-->"It's not tragic, you have Merlin's magic!"
* SaveThePrincess
* ScoreMultiplier: You can start with a 5x (or higher) multiplier by making the SkillShot. The multiplier can be further increased by rolling over just two lanes; bonus multipliers beyond '''30x''' are not unheard of.
* ShoutOut:
** Occasionally, whenever you shoot the Damsel ramp, you can hear [[{{Franchise/MortalKombat}} "Toasty!" (on the second shot) and "Fatality!" (on the third shot)]]. Sound designer Dan Forden worked on both ''Franchise/MortalKombat'' and ''Medieval Madness''.
** One of the jousting quotes references ''VideoGame/NBAJam''. "Sir ______ with the lance! BOOM SHAKALAKA!"
** A reference to the spiritual predecessor ''Pinball/AttackFromMars'' by the peasants: "They took our livestock and treasured historical monuments!"
*** One possible intro dialogue for Trolls! is "Trolls rule!" "That's right! Rule the universe!" Rule The Universe is the WizardMode in ''Attack From Mars''.
** One of the princesses is a pastiche of Eliza Doolittle from ''Theatre/MyFairLady''.
--> "The rahyn in Spahyn... oh, just save me!"
** The inclusion of Francois du Grimm may be a reference to ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'''s French taunting, but a more overt reference to the movie is said by one of the peasants.
---> '''Peasant Leader:''' THEY TOOK OUR SHRUBBERY!
** One of the quotes at the start of a game is "It's a great day for jousting!", a reference to a similar quote from ''Pinball/{{Indianapolis 500}}''.
* SirVerbaLot: One of the knights in the jousting tournament is "Sir Miss-A-Lot".
* SkillShot: Shooting the flashing lane at launch gives 50K points (incrementing 10K each time) and adds 5 to the bonus multiplier (making it 6x if there is no held bonus multiplier). The Super Skill Shot which can be activated by holding down the left flipper while launching the ball will score 100K points as soon as a shot is made and start a Castle Hurry-Up for up to 1M.
* SmallNameBigEgo: The Earl of Ego.
-->"I am the Earl of Ego, and I am far superior to you."
* SmartBomb: The Troll Bombs, which are available during "Trolls!" They're similar to the Martian Bombs from ''Pinball/AttackFromMars''.
* SoundEffectBleep: One of Lord Howard Hurtz's introductory clips is "I'm Lord Howard Hurtz, who the [BEEP] are you?" An operator control allowed the unbleeped version instead.
* SpiritualSuccessor: Of ''Pinball/AttackFromMars''.
* StormingTheCastle: Done literally, as the player must batter down the drawbridge and smash the gates before a castle can be destroyed.
* SummonMagic: The trolls are summoned by Payne with bolts of lightning.
* ThoseTwoGuys / ThoseTwoBadGuys: The trolls.
-->'''Troll 1:''' "We eat you for lunch!"
-->'''Troll 2:''' "With croutons and sprouts!"
* TorchesAndPitchforks
* TreasureRoom: Defeating the five knights during multiball and then shooting the left castle wall will reveal a treasure room that scores a Super Jackpot.
* ValleyGirl: One of the princesses.
-->"This is, like, totally medieval!"
* VideoMode: After spelling out the F-I-R-E rollover eight times, visit Merlin to start Video Mode. A flock of falcons attacks a group of children, and you must move your character left and right to fend them off. There are 30 falcons all together, but beating 20 falcons yields an Extra Ball.
* WeHaveReserves: Francois du Grimm's reaction after his castle gets destroyed:
-->"Big deal! I have another one just like it down the road!"
* WhackAMonster: The two Trolls in front of the castle work like this generally, but the Smack-a-Troll mode is the straightest example.
* WizardMode: Battle for the Kingdom, a two-stage, four-ball multiball which is available after achieving the six major achievements shown on the playfield. All of the major shots (both loops and ramps, the Catapult, and the Castle Lock) are lit for a Battle Jackpot value of 5 million points, and after hitting all the major shots, the player has to destroy the castle for a 50 million point bonus.
* WrittenSoundEffect: The three shots on the Catapult are Wham, Bam, and Slam. These are displayed on the DMD after each shot is made.
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