In the House of Philosophy, there is a downplayed forum that's the equivalent of the Council of Cloudcuckoolanders. Occasionally, you get an oddball who makes up something really random like ''My left leg is a time lord'', or something equally inane. Diana and anyone who decides to help sends them here. Here is where the roll of GrandUnifyingGuesses are kept, the Pantheon roll is updated, and [[WildMassGuessing wild mass guesses]] are categorized and labeled. Visiting tropers will make claims about the future, make considerations concerning the past, or make odd remarks about things that [[ItJustBugsMe bug them]]. We could tell you about all the people who work here or make a good amount of contributions, but nobody ever reads the credits, so we'll just tell you the names of the patrons.

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!!'''The Main Trinity'''

'''[[Main/SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi Suzumiya]], Goddess of Gods and the Reset Button '''(The Unstoppable Force, [[Main/FanNickname O-Haruhi-sama]])
* Mad Overdeity
* Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
* Alignment: (Very) Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: Tropes, [[Main/GenkiGirl Genki Girls]], [[Main/AliensAndMonsters Aliens]], [[Main/PsychicPowers Psionics]], Main/{{Time Travel}}ers, [[Main/{{Tsundere}} Tsunderes]], Hairstyles, [[Main/RealityWarper Altering Reality]]
* Domains: Creation, Chaos, Charm, Destruction, Envy, Mentalism, Tyranny
* Followers: God, Calvin, Kolla Su
* Haruhi holds multiple positions among the Pantheon because she keeps getting bored with her other positions.
* She also holds domain over propositions that such and such is a god or whatever, simply because it's interesting.
** In fact, she probably makes about half of these propositions herself.

'''[[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji Ikari]], All-God of Instrumentality'''
* Status Unknown: Either he created everything, or it's all a bunch of hogwash.
* Symbol: A Four-Dimensional Hypercube (just look at a drawing of one: It'll make your mind hurt.)
* Alignment: True Neutral
* Portfolio: [[MindScrew Everything and nothing... AT THE SAME TIME!]] But especially YouSuck, ButtMonkey, and [[GainaxEnding Gainax Endings]].
* Domains: MindScrew, MindScrew, [[MindScrew MINDSCREW!]]
* Followers: Everyone in the [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Evangelion]] [[AlternateContinuity Alternate Continuies]].
* Superiors: Gendo Ikari...?
* This god may or may not have created the multiverse... Probably not, but this doesn't keep people from guessing.
* May or may not also be [[Fanfic/ShinjiAndWarhammer40K The God-Emperor of Mankind]].

'''[[Series/DoctorWho The Doctor]], Lord of Time''' (The Last of The Time Lords, The Oncoming Storm, Ka-Faraq-Gatri, Destroyer of Worlds, The Raggedy Man, The Sainted Physician, The Lonely God, The Madman With A Box, Bane of Nightmares, [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Doctor Whooves,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking John Smith]])
* Time Lord
* Symbol: A Police call box with slightly oversized windows. Also the Holy Sonic Screwdriver.
* Alignment: Varies (Usually Chaotic Good, Neutral Good, or Lawful Good, sometimes Chaotic Neutral)
* Portfolio: Adventure Towns, Alternate Universes, Magic Tools, Obfuscating Stupidity, Rubber Forehead Aliens, Time, Zeppelins
* Domain: The TARDIS, and thus potentially anywhere and anytime
* Followers: A list of them can be found [[WMG/TimeLord Here]], and the entirety of the TV Tropes Wiki could also count. Though he is stated to be the last of the Time Lords, many others have claimed that there still exist others of his kind. Even though he doesn't believe they really ARE Time Lords, he plays along anyway for laughs.
* Most WMG'ers make a quick prayer to the Doctor by proposing a new Time Lord at the start of each new entry.

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'''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}} The God-Emperor of Mankind]], God of [[TheFuture THE FUTURE!]]'''
* The God-Emperor of... yeah
* Symbol: Imperial Crest, The Holy Chainsaw Sword
* Alignment: Lawful Comatose
* Portfolio: CrystalDragonJesus, LightIsNotGood, KillItWithFire
* Domains: Law, Tyranny, Chainsaws
* Followers: [[CalvinAndHobbes Calvin]]/Frazz, Minus/[[Main/SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi]], [[SoulSeries Nightmare/Inferno]], and all Franchise/{{Digimon}}/Franchise/{{Pokemon}}
** In the past, people have believed the God Emperor was everyone from Jesus to [[SoulSeries Zasalamel]].
* Invoked when making a prediction saying that X is really Y in the past/future.
* May be an alternate form of Shinji Ikari, but our minds are too screwed to figure it out.

'''JossWhedon, God of [[{{Jossed}} Theory Negation]]'''
* Greater Deity
* Symbol: The Finger
* Alignment: Snarky Neutral
* Portfolio: ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', ''Series/{{Angel}}'', ''Series/{{Firefly}}'', ''Series/{{Dollhouse}}''
* Domains: {{Fanon}} (in opposition to), Wit
* Followers: People who don't mind getting their {{Fanon}} trampled on. And HideoKojima, who just likes to screw with people.
* Some gods like it when mortals build up crazy theories... this guy isn't one of them.
* Joss Whedon's ultimate enemy may be Ash's father, because there's nothing to disprove the theories about him(since we have no clue who he is).

'''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash's Father]] God of EpilepticTrees'''
* Lesser Deity
* Symbol: A literal epileptic tree.
* Alignment: Unknown
* Portfolio: ChekhovsArmoury, EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory, UrbanLegendOfZelda.
* Domains: Not Appearing, Divorce, Crazy Theories
* Followers: Professor Oak, Giovanni, Lugia, Auron... The list just goes on forever.
* Invoked when somebody proposes a theory that is too crazy for the other gods to handle.
* No-one knows who he/she/it is. Some say that TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt and the final battle between good and evil will occur when Mr Ketchum finally walks on stage. According to WordOfGod, he may appear, but it depends on the necessity to Ash's further maturity.

'''TheQuestion, God of {{Conspiracy Theorist}}s'''
* Lesser Deity
* Symbol: The Union Jack, [[spoiler:because he thinks the members of the British royal family are really shapeshifting space lizards, and he wants to get on their good side.]]
* Alignment: Lawful Chaotic Goo- [[spoiler:No wait! The Anarchists are really being mind controlled by a clan of Buddhist Ninja Zombies!]] Make that NeutralGood.
* Portfolio: WrongGenreSavvy, CrazyAwesome, and ocassionaly IKnewIt.
* Domains: Superheroes, Crazy Theories
* Followers: Most people won't admit that they follow him, mostly because they think his clergy are really all Vampires in disguise, his altars are equipped with life-sucking devices, and that their phone companies secretly installed hidden cameras in their homes. [[spoiler:They're right about that last one, but only by coincidence.]]
* He seems to have a grudge against [[Comicbook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]]. Most people think this because he thinks Rorschach stole his costume, but the real reason is that The Question thinks he's an Illumimanti spy.
* Has theorized that [[WesternAnimation/TheLandBeforeTime Littlefoot]] agreed to grant Batman and ComicBook/TheAvengers safe passage in return for a favor in the future, and that favor is the reason why ''{{My Little Pony}}'' has become [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic highly proficient]] among the gods. Most of the gods just roll their eyes at such a ridiculous thought.
* Goes through ''everyones'' trash.


'''[[Creator/ShinichiWatanabe Nabeshin]] God of Afros, Crazy Directing and Author Avatars'''
* Greater Deity
* Symbol: A large afro and a red jacket.
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: GagSeries, MarySue, AuthorAvatar
* Domains: afor warriors, directing while on LSD
* Followers: everyone wants to be like him...except for Pedro
* Invokes himself whenever you least expect him and proceeds to direct your life into chaos

'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Derpy Hooves]], Goddess of {{Ascended Extra}}s and [[TrademarkFavoriteFood Muffins]]''' [[quoteright:165:http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/derpy_6524.png]]
* Lesser Deity
* Symbol: A muffin
* Alignment: Neutral Good (Occasionally Chaotic Good)
* Portfolio: [[AscendedExtra Ascended Extras]], muffins, [[OffModel animation errors]], [[StopHelpingMe being unintentionally destructive]], mail delivery, caring mother
* Domains: Food, Charity, Destruction
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Pinkie Pie]]
* Followers: Bronies, [[UnstoppableMailman Unstoppable Mailmen]]
* Said to have ascended after the bronies refused to allow her censorship.
* Is now the official mailmare of the Pantheon, but several Houses (notably the House of Technology) refuse to let her in after several incidents involving her leading to destruction of valuable material. To be fair, [[MemeticMutation she just doesn't know what went wrong.]]
* [[Pantheon/{{Justice}} Phoenix Wright]] once tried to talk to her regarding a [[WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm trial]], but Pinkie Pie had to constantly warn him about calling her by her name. It wasn't because it sounded wrong...it's because she constantly changes it to one or the other, something [[Pantheon/{{Knowledge}} Twilight]] [[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Sparkle]] had to deal with when ''she'' tried to ask her about a trial.
* Has an adorable little daughter named Dinky Hooves and woe be to ''anyone'' who [[MamaBear harms her.]]
* Nobody knows what to say of [[{{Pantheon/Theater}} Auron's]] ridiculous yet awesome choice of choosing her as his mount.

'''[[YumeNikki Madotsuki]], Goddess of {{Hikikomori}}s, {{Ambiguous Situation}}s, and [[FreudWasRight Freudian]] [[FridgeHorror Horrors]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: [[IconicOutfit The checkerboard pattern on her shirt]].
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: {{Hikikomori}}s, [[CuteAndPsycho Yangires]], [[EldritchAbomination Eldritch Abominations]], NothingIsScarier, FreudWasRight, FridgeHorror
* Domains: [[{{Hikikomori}} Her room]], her dreams.
* Allies: DavidLynch
* Is powerless in waking life, [[{{Hikikomori}} to the point of being unable to even leave her room]], but is able to create entire worlds in her sleep.
* Ascended into the Pantheon on account of [[TheWalrusWasPaul having no canon context behind her or her dreams]]. The amount of WildMassGuessing behind her is staggering.

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