The Order of Mary Suetopia was formed by several of the [[Pantheon/{{Disgraces}} Disgraced Trope Gods]] in response to having been disallowed entry into the Pantheon proper. In spirit, it is [[TheMoralSubstitute the "superior" substitute]] to those who deemed them "unclean" (for "[[WhatIsEvil it is]] ''[[WhatIsEvil they]]'' [[WhatIsEvil who are unclean!]]") with the appearance of a majestic castle decorated in [[CrystalSpiresAndTogas naught but the finest of mysterious crystals and other precious metals]]. As such, it is the Pantheon equivalent of an exclusive nightclub, where only the "[[MarySue best of]] [[MartyStu the best]]" are allowed entry, often chosen by [[CommonMarySueTraits arbitrary criteria]] which have yet to be agreed upon by anyone, perfect or non-perfect.

Despite the name, Mary Sues aren't the majority of the Disgraces- that pitiful lot consists of the [[UrExample exemplars]] of [[BadWritingIndex many storytelling crimes]]. But the Sues are [[AsskickingEqualsAuthority the ones in charge]], and use the rest as pawns, [[PsychoForHire enforcers]] and amusements.

Even with their immense power (and occasional raging egos), the Suetopians are not treated as true gods by those who actually live within the pantheon. As far as they're concerned, the feeling is completely mutual. In fact, the four Grand Alliances of Chaos, Good, Evil and Law can't stand them.

The Order has been experiencing a boom in members recently, as a result of Edward and Bella's new plan to shoehorn in more of the Disgraces, for some objective, not known to the main pantheon yet. All the pantheon is still on their guard for whatever it is, because more Suetopians is never a good thing. However, rumors have been circulating in the pantheons that the Royal Family is using the Order to train an elite force of Sues for the takeover of the main pantheon. These rumors have not yet been confirmed.

Although the Disgraces founded it and are the great majority of its members, the Order is open to all Mary-Sues, including those who have not yet found a place in the Disgraces. These are a minority, but they are there.


! The Royal Family
->The nominal rulers of MarySuetopia, through notoriety, ruthlessness and claiming it first. Their word is law. Questioning them is... [[TooDumbToLive not a good idea]].

'''God-King: [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Edward Cullen]]'''
* Overdeity when acting in the lands of the Disgraced, Greater God elsewhere.
* Symbol: A Twilight novel
* Alignment: True Neutral
* God of: [[MartyStu Marty Stus]] and [[YourVampiresSuck Shitty Vampires]]
* Reason for Joining: Currently, co-owner of the Order of Suetopia, along with Bella Swan.
* Threat Rating: Low

'''God-Queen: [[{{Literature/Twilight}} Bella Swan]]''' (Bella Cullen)
* Overdeity when acting in the lands of the Disgraced, Greater Goddess elsewhere.
* Symbol: An apple.
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Goddess of: [[MarySue Mary Sues]] and SatelliteLoveInterest
* Reason for Joining: Came into the position when Edward deposed Berii, the previous God-Queen.
* Threat Rating: Low. She's too focused on Edward.

'''Princess of Suetopia: Renesmee Cullen'''
* Intermediate God-Child
* Symbol: A baby bottle full of blood
* Alignment: True Neutral
* God-Child of: [[CreepyChild Children]] [[SeriesContinuityError That Should Not Be]]
* Reason for Joining: Bella brought her child into the Order of Suetopia, so that she might "ascend" to the Disgraces to join her mother, as Goddess of MacGuffin Sues (characters used as a device, but badly). The position does not exist yet, but Bella was able to to get her a position as the goddess of [[CreepyChild Children]] [[SeriesContinuityError That Should Not Be]].
* Threat Level: None, as she has too little character development.

'''Prince-Consort: Jacob Black'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: A wolf
* God of: CharacterDerailment and DieForOurShip
* Alignment: Originally ChaoticGood, but later CharacterDerailment gave him flashes of ChaoticEvil
* Reason for Joining: Even though he's not technically a Sue, he could not bear to be separated from Renesmee in any way, so when she came in, so did he.
* Threat Level: T-.

'''Princess of Suetopia: Alice Cullen'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: An Eye with a Golden Iris.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Disgraced Goddess of: [[StrongAsTheyNeedToBe Inconsistent Powers]].
* Reason For Joining: Because of her family ties with King Edward, she gains her position as Princess of Suetopia.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
* Threat Level: Low.

'''Princess of Suetopia: Rosalie Hale'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A beautiful, sparkly woman.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Disgraced Goddess of: [[BeautyEqualsGoodness Placing An Unhealthy Amount of Importance on Physical Appearance]], Darkest Representation of [[TheBeautifulElite Rich, Beautiful People]] and [[InhumanlyBeautifulRace Races Always More Beautiful than Humanity]].
* Reason For Joining: Because of her family ties with King Edward, she gains her position as Princess of Suetopia.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
* Threat Level: Very Low, she's far too concerned of her physical appearance to be involved in combat.

! The Court of Twisted Perfection:
->The official ministers, lieutenants and amusements of the Royals.

'''Court Mascot: Stargleam'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: [[MemeticMutation SOME]] [[RougeAnglesOfSatin JEW]]!
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Goddess of: CommonMarySueTraits
* Reason for Joining: Unclear.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Unknown.
* Threat Level: Euclid.

'''Grand Vizier: Dark Yagami'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Death Note exactly like [[Manga/DeathNote Light Yagami's]], except it's white instead of black.
* Alignment: Supposedly LawfulEvil, but in practice, it's more like Stupid Evil.
* God of: {{Copy Cat Sue}}s
* Reason for Joining: Unclear.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: He is currently plotting with disgruntled members of the Disgraces to backstab them, and then [[ChronicBackstabbingDisorder plans to backstab his allies, too]].
* Threat Level: [[TheNeidermeyer His armies would theoretically be limitless if he could stop betraying them for five minutes]].

'''Spy: Madara Uchiha'''
* Lesser God (Former Overdeity before having a majority of his powers sealed)
* Symbol: A Moon with a 9-tomoe Sharingan reflected on it.
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* God of [[VillainSue Absurdly Omnipotent Villains]], [[SeriesContinuityError Shattering The Established Rules of Canon]], {{Plot Hole}}s and AuthorTract
* Reason for Joining: He realizes it's the only way he'll ever break out of Disgraces with the majority of his power sealed. Intends to complete the Infinite Tsumkiyomi plot once his powers are restored and take revenge on those who sealed him here in the first place.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: None whatsoever. He has every intention of [[TheStarscream backstabbing them both]] once [[CantKillYouStillNeedYou he's free and restored to full power]].
* Threat Level: Moderate to High. While a good deal of his original power has indeed been sealed, along with the loss of his Jinchuuriki powers, he's still a credible threat, being rather clever and knowing how to fight with his remaining power. It will go back to Extreme if he does regain those powers though.

'''Royal Pet: [[VideoGame/{{Bubsy}} Bubsy the Bobcat]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A Multicolored Ball of Yarn.
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* God of: Failed Video Game Mascots and [[Horrible/VideoGames Horrible Video Games]]
* Reason for Joining: His actions managed to amuse Renesemee, who adopted him as the Royal Pet
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High, though most of the loyalty is directed towards Renesmee for adopting him to a higher position.
* Threat Level: Low. Bubsy just simply has [[EverythingTryingToKillYou too many weaknesses]] to be considered a threat.

-->The divisions of scientists, advisors, and other supposedly smart people. Oh, and most of the others that don't fit into any other category.

'''Archmage: [[FanFic/MyImmortal Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way]]''' (Ebony, Enoby, and [[RougeAnglesOfSatin countless other misspellings]])
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: A Hot Topic bag full of "goffik" clothing, [[CostumePorn described in annoying detail]]... and completely wrong. Seriously, a thong with "sexy" on the butt?!
* Alignment: ChaoticEvil
* Goddess of: {{Black Hole Sue}}s
* Reason for Joining: Unclear.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: None, She plans to kill all who are not "goff".
* Threat Level: [[Wiki/SCPFoundation Keter]].

'''Lady of the Court and Royal Babysitter: Jenna Silverblade'''
* Lesser Goddess (thinks that she's an Overdeity)
* Symbol: Either the Triforce, an [[CostumePorn overly detailed dress]], or Link Jr.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Goddess of: {{Relationship Sue}}s
* Reason for Joining: Was enticed by the promise of territory and the title of ''Lady'' Jenna Silverblade, in exchange for making the clothes of the Court of Suetopia.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Not very high.
* Threat Level: She's too focused on Link.

'''Royal Advisor: [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Quil Ateara V]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Wolf with Chocolate-Colored Fur.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* God of: [[StrangledByTheRedString Red String Strangling]]
* Reason for Joining: Has ties with Jacob Black, so he joins as the new Royal Advisor, replacing Gary Smity.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High, considering Jacob's position.
* Threat Level: Very, very low.

'''Head Scientist: [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Wesley Crusher]]''' (Ensign Crusher, the "Original CreatorsPet")
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Starfleet Badge.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* God of: [[CreatorsPet Author Favoritism]]
* Reason for Joining: Unknown
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unclear
* Threat Level: Blue.

'''Assistant Scientist: [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel Ethan McManus]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: The CAD logo.
* Alignment: ChaoticStupid
* God of: {{Anti Sue}}s
* Reason for Joining: Unknown.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown.
* Threat Level: [[RankInflation S++]]

'''Apprentice Mage: Ariana Black'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: Her owl, Sprite
* Alignment: [[TastesLikeDiabetes Saccharine]] [[NeutralGood Good]]
* Goddess of [[MarySueClassic Sparkly Sues]]
* Reason for Joining: Wished to be part of the Elite.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Reasonable.
* Threat Level: Unclear.

'''Court Philosopher: Rose Potter'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: A Druidic Amulet
* Alignment: Supposedly ChaoticGood, but [[ChaoticEvil her actions]] [[DesignatedHero have called that into question]].
* Goddess of: {{Author Filibust|er}}ing and CulturalPosturing
* Reason for Joining: Was banished by the Court of the Gods, and threw a hissy fit over that. She, however, manipulated her way into joining the Order of Suetopia as Court Philosopher, seeing it as a stepping stone to a position in the Disgraces as Goddess of [[AuthorFilibuster Filibuster Sues]], and from there (hey, as a Disgrace she's still a goddess) to appeal to the Court to be admitted into the Pantheon proper as Goddess of Druids. It's not very likely, seeing as how she uses her position as a Druidess to push the author's beliefs on the world, but Rose is to prideful to admit it. She has since gotten into the disgraces, but is keeping her position in the Order of Suetopia.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Not that much. They aren't Druids, so she sees them as lesser creatures, and she is merely using them to regain her former power as a goddess.
* Threat level: More content to hide herself away with her [[HiddenElfVillage Druidic commune]] and leave the rest of the world to wallow, but when she does try, she has a tendency to get out of her depth and hold on to the IdiotBall hard.

!Suetopian Army
-->These are the sues in charge of fighting and the defense of the Order of Suetopia. Here are the most [[MartyStu Gary Stus/Marty Stus]] in the Order, as most {{Marty Stu}}s are power fantasies, usually being the best fighter that ever was.

'''Supreme Commander of the Suetopian Army: [[FanFic/MarissaPicard Marissa Amber Flores Picard Gordon]]'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A Child's Hand holding up a Starfleet Badge.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Goddess of: [[ImprobableAge Children]] [[OverrankedSoldier Unrealistically]] [[MarySue More Competent]] [[AdultsAreUseless Than Adults]]
* Reason for Joining: Marissa was promoted by the royals to become the helm of the Suetopian Military at the age of 21, considering she somehow had leadership skills before hitting puberty.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High
* Threat Level: Fairly High, despite her age she has a firm grip and understanding of strategy to effectively command the Suetopian Army herself.

'''Head Knight Templar, Enforcer of Suetopia: [[Literature/SwordOfTruth Richard Rahl]]'''
* Intermediate Deity. The second-highest level of influence among all the Disgraced, as he will not let anyone forget.
* Symbol: The Sword of Truth.
* Alignment: LawfulGood according to his story, LawfulEvil to anyone else.
* God of: MoralDissonance
* Reason for Joining: Unknown.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: [[TheStarscream Little]].
* Threat Level: 876 Milli-Robo-Jesuses.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[Fanfic/MyLittleUnicorn Titan]]'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: The Logo of ''My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic'' crossed and scribbled out.
* Alignment: NeutralEvil[=/=]StupidEvil
* Disgraced God of: {{Generic Doomsday Villain}}s
* Reason for Joining: Wants to take over the Main House, but nobody really knows what the motive behind it is. Whatever the case, he deems a position with the Knights one of his first steps.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Un-existent. Titan cares only for the execution of his own unexplained doomsday plots, and is actively defiant to the Royals.
* Threat Level: Moderate

'''Palace Guard and Knight of Suetopia: Argath Thadalfus'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: The crest of the White Lion
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral (LawfulEvil in undead form)
* Reason for Joining: Wished to become a member of the Knights of Suetopia in order to be with ones in the same 'class' as he.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: He believes them to be on the same level as himself for now, but if he perceives them as lower, his loyalty will drop like a meteorite.
* Threat Level: Very Low.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny Lord Djibril]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: The LOGOS logo.
* Alignment: StupidEvil
* Reason for Joining: Unknown
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown
* Threat Level: Low.

'''MagicalGirlWarrior and Knight of Suetopia: [[LightNovel/{{Kampfer}} Natsuru Senou]]'''
* Lesser [[GenderBender God(dess)]]
* Symbol: Harakiri Tiger superimposed on a Blue Kampfer Bracelet.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* God/dess of: AdaptationDecay and [[ObliviousToLove Love Obliviousness]]
* Reason for Joining: Was enlisted, despite not really being much of a Sue, as part of Edward and Bella's plan to collect more members in the Order of Suetopia. Her recruitment played a big part in the plan, and so the Royals use his/her insane levels of chick-magnetry to point out at least one suish thing about him/her. And so did Natsuru Senou become, in theory, a Knight of Suetopia, and in practice, the Royals' biggest recruitment aid.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Unknown
* Threat Level: Low.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[Literature/TheEyeOfArgon Grignr]]'''
* Lesser Deity
* Symbol: the Eye of Argon
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* God of: [[BadWritingIndex Badly-Written Fantasy]]
* Reason for Joining: He wished for the adventure he could get as a Knight of Suetopia.
* Loyalty to the Edward/Bella: Claims to be their loyal servant, but as [[MartyStu the pinnacle of Barbarian Heroism]], he's a free spirit, and really they're only the people he's aligning with at the moment.
* Threat Level: Not at all high. People laugh at him too much.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[Main/{{Gundam00}} Nena Trinity]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: GNW-003 Gundam Throne Drei.
* Alignment: ChaoticEvil[[spoiler:, after joining Wang Liu Mei, LawfulEvil]]
* Reason for Joining: Nena was originally drafted as a Gundam-Toting foot soldier for the Suetopian Army. After killing off Wang Liu Mei - A person hated far more than she -, she was expediently promoted to Knighthood.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Moderate-High. Nena will diligently accept orders given from the Royals, however this does not stop her from slightly deviating from her missions to fulfill her destructive tendancies.
* Threat Level: Moderate-Low. Her Gundam Throne Drei model is a bit behind the times compared to the other mobile suits and weapons littered across the Pantheon, but she can still keep up in battle thanks to her experience and unpredictable fits of violence. Nena's tendency to look down on her enemies doesn't really help her situation however.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[FanFic/PerfectionIsOverrated Sekai]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Her SUE Element, crossed with her Stormy Blossom Chrysoberylís katana and her SLAVE Gem in the center.
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Goddess of: [[EntitledBastard Entitled Bastards and Bitches]]
* Reason for Joining: Sekai was once recruited into the knights merely as a substitute for Kaldor Draigo, but now that he's in Purgatory, she has been bumped up into the position of regular knight. She is very happy about this.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Very Low.
* Threat Level: Low. She would have been a very large threat if her SUE abilities weren't sealed, and with them, her ability to use her stolen Otome powers or acquire any others.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[Fanfic/SoullessShell Leif Melyamos]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: His Demon form.
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral, with ChaoticGood leanings.
* Disgraced God of: [[NewPowersAsThePlotDemands Unexpected and Improbable Powers]]
* Reason for Joining: Unknown.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High.
* Threat Level: High, considering Leif has access to an unfathomable amount of powers to suit his needs in battle.

'''Knight of Suetopia: WebComic/{{Sonichu}}'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A Sonichu Medallion.
* Alignment: NeutralEvil, although he plays it off as LawfulGood
* God of: BileFascination
* Reason for Joining: He was forced. All things considered, Sonichu would rather be in [[{{Egopolis}} CWCville]]. After his promotion to Knighthood, he started settling in to the prospect of more authority, and to defeat those who he believes have wronged him.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Low, as Sonichu is too selfish to take orders from anyone, unless if it coincides to his own benefit. Even his reason for fighting is to defeat other Gods and Goddesses he doesn't like, be they ally or foe.
* Threat Level: High, given his ability to [[DeusExMachina suit any story to his own needs]].

'''Knight of Suetopia: Tomoe Marguerite'''
* Quasideity (Former Lesser Goddess)
* Symbol: A fragment of the Cursed Obsidian GEM.
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Reason for Joining: Sentenced to the Disgraces for her traitorous streak against her own kingdom. Despite Tomoe's title and divine powers being stripped away from her, she was drafted as a Knight of Suetopia for her combat experience.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: Barely Moderate-Low. Tomoe plays along with the King's and Queen's wishes only to reap of the benefits and place her own plans of vengeance into motion.
* Threat Level: Low.

'''Knight of Suetopia: [[Film/PumaMan Tony Farms]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Puma face on Aztec belt.
* Alignment: TrueNeutral (thinks he's NeutralGood)
* God of: {{Designated Hero}}es
* Reason for Joining: Recommended to the King and Queen by an Aztec priest whom did all the work for him.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: High. Tony is not at all bright after all, and blindly follows the Royal's orders under the influence he is performing acts of justice.
* Threat Level: Very Low. Despite having the abilities of SuperStrength, {{Flight}}, [[TeleportersAndTransporters Teleportation]], [[InnateNightVision Night Vision]], a DangerSense and [[FlightStrengthHeart the ability to send himself into a death-like coma]], Tony has [[HowDoIShotWeb no idea how to use them himself]]. With Ethan's robotic ExpositionFairy, his threat becomes slightly higher, when the said exposition fairy isn't trying to get Tony killed.

'''Knights Templar and Enforcers of Suetopia: The Prayer Warriors'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: A Conservapedia logo on top of a bible.
* Alignment: Supposed to be LawfulGood, but really ChaoticEvil (not LawfulEvil due to all the InsaneTrollLogic they employ).
* Gods of: [[StrawmanPolitical Political Strawmen]] and [[ArtisticLicenseReligion Erroneous Religion]]
* Reason for Joining: Wished to purify the Pantheons, but due to the awfulness of their fanfic, couldn't get a pass in. So, they got into the Order of Suetopia, hoping to convert it into [[ArtisticLicenseTraditionalChristianity a hideous parody of actual Christianity]]. On the orders of King Edward and Queen Bella, all the court has converted, but InNameOnly.
* Loyalty to Edward Cullen/Bella: The instant they figure out that the court was lying to them about converting, they're liable to become part of the Villains.
* Threat Level: Their biggest strength is the ability to call on God (really their author, who they've mistaken for the Christian God) for help when things go wrong. However, Dream, the closest thing the Trope Pantheon has to the Abrahamic God, tends not to really care.
!Department of Information
-->These are the Sues in charge of all knowledge that is had by Mary Suetopia. They are the messengers, ministers of propaganda, and diplomats. They are about the only link (however frayed) that the Suetopians have to the real world and the pantheons, and that's about the only reason that most haven't been kicked out by now.

'''Minister of Propaganda: [[ComicBook/JohnnyTurbo Johnny Turbo]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: The TTI Logo.
* Alignment: LawfulStupid, and to a lesser extent, StupidGood.
* God of: [[Horrible/{{Advertising}} Horrible Advertising]] and Worst Representation of [[LawfulStupid Lawful Stupidity]].
* Reason For Joining: Was the first Disgrace to bow before the original king and queen. In honor of this dubious achievement, he was made into Mary Suetopia's Minister of Propaganda.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: High.
* Threat Level: Low.

'''Minister of Information: Sally Floyd'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: An American Flag (stolen from Captain America).
* Alignment: LawfulStupid
* Goddess of: [[DarthWiki/WallBanger Head Trauma-Inducing Stupidity]]
* Reason For Joining: Was enlisted.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Little.
* Threat Level: Unknown.

'''Ambassador to the Real World: [[Franchise/KingdomHearts Xion]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A "XIV" symbol.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: As a character made to critique and deconstruct the Franchise/KingdomHearts fandom's habit of creating [[SailorEarth new Organization XIII members]], she isn't technically a Mary Sue the same way the others are. Thus she was chosen by Edward to be their ambassador to reality.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: None. She took the ambassador job mostly to stay as far away from Suetopia as possible.
* Threat Level: Varies. She's been ThatOneBoss before, but accessing her full power is a very rare occurrence.
* When Sora found out that Xion was forced to join the Order of Suetopia, he demanded to Edward that she be set free as she does not deserve to join this cruel cult. Edward just ignored him, which completely angered Sora (or rather, his Nobody, Roxas, who just barely remembers Xion).

!The Servants
-->ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. Those who enter the Order to serve the main members. Often seriously humiliated at their position, they tend to plot to exact revenge, but [[StatusQuoIsGod these seem to never get off the ground]].

'''Lady-In-Waiting: [[Manga/TokyoMewMew Berii Shirayuki]]''' (Mew Berry)
* Lesser Goddess (former Overdeity, forcibly sealed after outrage from the Gods in the [[Pantheon/MainHouse Main House.]])
* Symbol: The Love Berry Rod
* Alignment: LawfulGood (really a LawfulNeutral)
* Goddess of: {{Canon Sue}}s
* Reason for Joining: Was originally God-Queen of the Order of Suetopia (and the Disgraces) until Edward threw her off the throne in favor of the Goddess of {{Mary Sue}}s and {{S|atelliteLoveInterest}}hallowness, his wife, Bella Swan/Cullen.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: She hates them for taking away her position.
* Threat Rating: Omega +

'''Court Jester: [[Series/BarneyAndFriends Barney the Dinosaur]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: His own smiling face
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* God of: [[PeripheryHatedom Hatred Outside The Fandom]]
* Reason for Joining: He just kinda wandered in one day, and everyone is too polite to ask him to leave.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: None.
* Threat Level: Negative Seven Million.
** [[FanFic/DayOfTheBarneyTrilogy OR IS IT?]]

!The Cruelest Ones
-> Dragged into the Order of Suetopia specifically to oppose it and make the members of the Court look good in comparison, the cruelest ones spend most of their time in the dungeons below the castle, when they aren't allowed to break out to stage yet another evil scheme that [[DesignatedHero Edward and Bella]] foils everytime.

'''EnemyToAllLivingThings: Elmyra Duff'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A hair bow with a little skull in the middle.
* Alignment: ChaoticEvil (thinks that she's Good)
* Goddess of: ExecutiveMeddling
* Reason for Joining: She heard about Berii being a bunnygirl with a cat tail, and just had to come see (read: abuse) the cute bunny! She was being lured by Edward and Bella, who used Berii as bait, and provided Elmyra with a potion that lets her re-assume her original form (as her new form is completely inert) while near the Order of Suetopia, so that they could look good by having the FranchiseKiller and EnemyToAllLivingThings on the other side.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: She just wants Berii to abuse.
* Threat Rating: Zero outside of Mary Suetopia, as a stupid action caused her form to become about as mobile as a rock.

'''[[RapeIsASpecialKindOfEvil The Rapist]]: Shinji Matou'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: His fake Spell Book.
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Reason for Joining: An anonymous informant told him of the large number of beautiful women, most in high standing among the disgraces, whom he might prove his dominance over. He followed the bait, but was unaware that the informant was really a servant of Queen Bella, who is using his constant rape attempts to garner sympathy. You need all you can get with the Disgraces. However, Shinji doesn't get it, and continues to try to rape.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Negative 100. He often tries to rape Bella. She plays damsel in distress and allows Edward the glory of defeating him.
* Threat Level: Too distracted with all the beautiful Sues.

'''[[{{Jerkass}} The Jerk]]: [[WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy Peter Griffin]]'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: His TV set
* Alignment: ChaoticStupid (With arguments made for NeutralEvil)
* God of: [[DudeNotFunny Unfunny Humor]] and [[DarthWiki/DethroningMomentOfSuck Dethroning Moments of Suck]]
* Reason for Joining: Edward bribed him to enter so that he could make the Villains look worse, and thus the Mary-Suetopians look better, and so that he could help foil the villain's plans (the Royal Family is not taking any chances with the Villains. They intend to keep their thrones, thank you kindly.).
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Zip.
* Threat Level: Euclid.

'''{{The Bull|y}}ies: [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon]]'''
* Quasideities
* Symbol: Their Cutie Marks... a [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon]].
* Alignment: NeutralEvil
* Disgraced Goddesses of: {{Spoiled Brat}}s
* Reason for Joining: Forced to cooperate with the members of the Order, due to both of them being bullies of the worst variety.
* Loyalty to Edward/Bella: Very low, considering they mocked Renesmee.
* Threat Level: None whatsover.