The Support Staff has perhaps the least glamorous jobs among the Grand United Alliance of Good, as they are the ones behind the scenes who keep everything running smoothly. It is these who are in charge of preparing the food, of cleaning the bases and battlefields, of preparing and repairing equipment, and of keeping the combatants' skills sharp. It is here where the gods in charge of funding the war effort are categorized by the bureaucracy and legal department, which are ''also'' located here. It is here where gods who have little in the way of relevant and useful skills go to do their part with simple grunt work, something that has given it the nickname of the "miscellaneous department" among its members. However, while their tasks have little glory, and history will likely forget them, without them, the war would be lost barely before it had ever begun.

'''[[MazingerZ Professor Kabuto]] and [[GetterRobo Professor Saotome]], Gods of [[SuperRobot Super Robot Engineering]]''' (Grandpa, Old Man)
* Intermediate Gods
* Symbol: A golden Z on an axe glowing with green energy.
* Alignment: Chaotic Good (both)
* Reason for joining: While both of them are pretty chaotic and self-centered (traits which all proper [[MadScientist Mad Scientist-types]] possess), Kabuto and Saotome always look to the betterment and protection of mankind as the driving force in their work. Threatening humanity instantly makes them join the cause.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Not loyal beyond merely agreeing with her philosophy, but you can be damn sure they'd NEVER join the other side.
* Threat Level To Melkor: [[SerialEscalation INFINITE]]. These guys' creations are pretty much the very zenith, the very Platonic ideal of what [[SuperRobot Super Robots]] are. Any super robot pilot cannot look at his machine and say with a straight face that it was not inspired by MazingerZ and/or GetterRobo. As such, all super robot pilots(good AND bad!) would flock to join them. Imagine the entire heroic cast of ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWars'' mobilizing just because of two people. And even more threatening to Melkor: they can ''create more robots'' to arm the GUAG with. If things were REALLY in the shitter for the GUAG, they might even finally cooperate to make an ultimate creation: a SuperRobot created out of the practically indestructible Super Alloy Z and powered by both Photonic Energy and Getter Rays. The robot might just spontaneously develop sentience upon activation just by the sheer awesomeness of it.

'''[[WesternAnimation/{{The LEGO Movie}} Emmet]], God of [[BuiltWithLego LEGO]]'''
* Quasideity, but becomes a Greater God upon becoming a Master Builder
* Symbol: A double-decker couch
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: CAUSE EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! Except evil, evil is not awesome.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high. Emmet is much too good-natured to resent anybody, but Cosmos values imagination and friendship, which are traits that Emmet values.
* Threat Level to Melkor: [[CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass Surprisingly, deceptively high]]. First of all, Emmet is God of LEGO, so any set ever built by the company falls under his purview, and any characters featured in said sets are his allies. This includes people like [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings the Fellowship of The Ring]], [[Literature/HarryPotter Hogwarts]], [[JusticeLeagueOfAmerica the Justice League]], [[ComicBook/TheAvengers the Avengers]], [[{{Minecraft}} Steve?]], [[TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles the Ninja Turtles]] and [[Franchise/StarWars the Rebel Alliance]]. Not only that, pretty much ANYTHING can be built with [=LEGOs=], so he can supply insane amounts of equipment to his allies in the [=GUAG=]. Another thing that makes Emmet dangerous: he actually managed to make a BigBad do a genuine, honest-to-goodness HeelFaceTurn. Anyone with that capacity to make someone realize the error of his ways and join the good guys is someone Melkor should never underestimate. Oh, and he's friends with [[{{Batman}} the goddamn Batman]].

'''[[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin]], Keeper of Beasts''' (The Crocodile Hunter)
* Demigod
* Symbol: [[strike: Those shorts]] The Saltwater Crocodile
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: If the GUAE is allowed to win, all sorts of Irwin's beloved beasts would be enslaved and used as troops, living weapons, or things to hunt. In the name of the Crocs, he must be vigilant.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He asked her if she thought all animals should be given refuge from being used for war or the whims of evil. She agreed (though pointed out some of the Pantheon has animal formed gods that have joined the fight, and after a little debate on the subject, he joined hands with the GUAG.
* Threat Level To Melkor: Moderate To High, especially if Steve manages to HeelFaceTurn most of the bestial forces in Melkor's forces. Come to think of it, he never did met Melkor before, so if he confuses him for a interesting new animal and proceeds to tackle him, the threat level could be significantly larger.

'''[[TheSecretSaturdays Zak Saturday]], God of [[UrbanLegends Cr]][[BigfootSasquatchAndYeti yp]][[StockNessMonster ti]][[PettingZooPeople ds]]''' ([[spoiler:Kur]])
* Lesser God
* Symbol: The Claw, the Saturdays 'S'
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Unknown.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
* Threat Level To Melkor: Unknown.

'''[[Anime/YuGiOh Seto Kaiba]], [[strike:God]] CEO of [[ScrewTheRulesIHaveMoney Young Money]]''' (Kaiba Boy, The Prince of Games)
* Demigod
* Symbol: The [=KaibaCorp=] logo
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: [[ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules Screw the money Melkor was offering him, he has rules about that sort of thing]]. Plus, when they tried to recruit him, they didn't even use a card game to try and seal the deal!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Yugi Muto played him for a few rounds as part of Kaiba's contract for joining, and as long as Yugi doesn't walk, Kaiba won't either, at least for the duration of his contract.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderately Low normally. Could become High if the GUAE threaten Mokuba, though.

'''[[Anime/CodeGeass C.C.]], Goddess of ProductPlacement''' (Pizza Butt)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Cheese-kun
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: To ensure that the forces of good are never without Pizza Hut brand pizza! Also, Lelouch is joining.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: C.C. asked to be part of the support troops (i.e.- Advisor on Foodstuffs), and Cosmos accepted, and she often hangs around the kitchens of the GUAG, when she isn't hanging around Lelouch.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High. As she has a Code, she literally cannot be killed or stopped, only slowed down. As someone related to junk food supplies, she is key to morale, and as an ally of Lelouch, she knows her way around a mecha. She isn't a combat specialist, however, so she isn't as much of a threat as a direct fighter would be.

'''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Ash Ketchum]], God of [[Main/MerchandiseDriven Gotta Buy Them All]]''' (Satoshi, Pokemon Master, Red, Twerp, Ashley)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Pokéball
* Alignment: NeutralGood, though subject to MoralDissonance
* Reason for Joining: To protect the millions of innocent Pokemon that would be used as bio-weapons by the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. His army of pokémon minions and allies are a force to be reckoned with, and there are many of god-level power among his allied forces.

'''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants, God of [[Main/CashCowFranchise Cash Cows]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A jellyfish
* Alignment: Neutral Good / Chaotic Good
* Reason for Joining: Officially, because its the right thing to do. Unofficially, many suspect it to be a power play.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He is immortal, and regenerates much faster than many of the other similar beings on each side. And as a character from a comedy, his power knows no defined limits.

'''[[Film/{{Spaceballs}} Yogurt]], God of [[Main/MerchandiseDriven Moichendizing]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A set of collectible figurines made in his image
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Officially, to provide advice and wisdom. Unofficially, the contract he insisted on Cosmos signing stipulates that he have full merchandising rights to any and all "War of the Gods" paraphernalia.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Good. He hears she's got deep pockets.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. He's the source of much of the GUAG's financial capital, and funds most of their operations.

'''[[PiratesOfTheCaribbean Jack Sparrow]], God of [[Main/{{Pirate}} Piracy]]''' (''[[InsistentTerminology Captain]]'' Jack Sparrow)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A compass with a translucent heart overlaid
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Jack's all about freedom, mate, and he don't take orders from anybody, savvy? The autocratic Alliance of Evil is, as such, right out. He isn't with the Alliance of Good formally, he is simply going along with them until such time as the threat of the GUAE has passed.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Not loyalty per se, but as long as Cosmos doesn't try to force him to do anything he doesn't want to, he'll help the GUAG against the GUAE.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Variable, depending on wind direction, phase of the moon, mood, who has the most shiny objects, and the current stock of rum.

'''[[Manga/XxxHOLiC Yuko Ichihara]], Goddess of Main/TheMultiverse and [[Main/DealWithTheDevil Devil Deals]]''' (The Dimensional Witch)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A black Mokona
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: A mystery. [[MindScrew Those who she "explained" it to came out more confused than before]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Also a mystery.
* Threat level to Melkor: [[RuleOfThree Even that's a mystery]].

'''[[TheSimpsons Marge Simpson]], Co-Goddess of Compulsive Gamblers'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbols: A [[BeehiveHairdo 4-foot blue beehive]]. Alternately, a red 1974 Chevrolet Chevelle wagon
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: She doesn't like their odds if the GUAE wins. Plus, Mr. Burns is with the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high; in return for Marge helping keep the GUAG's daily things going, Cosmos promised Marge a full scholarship for Lisa to the best university of her choosing.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low-she doesn't have much power in terms of combat or destruction of enemy sources/weaponry.

'''[[JemAndTheHolograms Jerrica Benton]], Goddess of [[UnclePennybags Generosity]]''' (Jem)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: The Jem logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Eric Raymond, the greedy bastard, is on the other side.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty good.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate. While not a fighter, per se, she encourages her opponents to underestimate her, and has access to some fairly high-end technology.

'''[[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Kotomi Ichinose]], Goddess of [[DreadfulMusician Dreadful Music]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Violin
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: The GUAE are a bunch of bullies. She doesn't like bullies.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat level to Melkor: Moderate. She's not a combatant, but if she ''ever'' plays a violin in front of him...

'''[[{{Genshiken}} Kanako Ohno]], Goddess of [[Main/CosplayOtakuGirl Cosplay]]'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbols: Any clothing not her own
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: She and Ishida help make the clothing the GUAG members wear when they not out and about fighting evil.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Mild for now, until she figures out what Cosmos' "[[YaoiFangirl thoughts on yaoi]]" are.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Non-existent, as Ohno is almost strictly non-combat personnel.

'''[[Anime/{{Madlax}} Elenore Baker]], Goddess of [[NinjaMaid Ninja Maids]] and Domestic Skills''' (Everyday Gatekeeper)
* Greater Goddess
* Alignment: NeutralGood (with Lawful tendencies)
* Symbol: Heart with Margaret Burton's picture on it, but most (if not all) of her followers prefer Elenore's picture on the symbol.
* Reason for Joining: Not only does she oppose evil on general principles, she wants to aid Jeremiah Gottwald, who she finds especially chivalrous, especially to her most recent high priestess, Sayoko Shinozaki.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Helps keep the bases of the GUAG clean, and Cosmos appreciation of her efforts is greatly appreciated.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate. Cleanliness is next to godliness!

'''[[Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt Antimony Carver]], Goddess of [[EmotionlessGirl Serenity]]''' (Annie)
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: [[http://www.chemsoc.org/viselements/pages/alchemist/alc_antimony.html The alchemists' symbol]], the [[Main/AnimalMotifs wolf]]
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[SaturdayNightLive Stuart Smalley]], God of Self-Esteem''' (Sen. Al Franken, D-MN)
* Demigod
* Symbol: A mirror
* Alignment: LawfulGood (enough, smart enough, and dog gone it, people worship Him!)
* Reason for Joining: To be surrounded by people who feel good about themselves and others.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Series/{{Supernatural}} Sam and Dean Winchester]], Gods of [[TheWoobie Woobiedom]]'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbols: An amulet [[spoiler:that burns hot in the presence of God]] and arsey hair
* Alignment: Mainly ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: It was a deal. They help Cosmos with the GUAE problem, and she gives them a hand in quashing the incestuous slash fanfic.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: See above.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''Series/ThePrisoner, God of Defiance and Mistrust''' ([[YouAreNumberSix Number 6]], John Drake)
* Lesser God.
* Symbol: A black blazer with white lining and a badge with a penny-farthing silhouette.
* Alignment: NeutralGood.
* Reason for Joining: He fought for his own freedom, and now he wants to fight for others.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. Has a talent for getting out of impossible scrapes, and it's hinted that he has friends in high places.

'''[[Main/GunBuster Kazumi Amano]], Goddess of [[CoolBigSis Cool Big Sisters]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Gunbuster in Arms-folded pose
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Ryusei asked for her help, knowing the good guys need Super Robot {{Badass}} power on their side, and she was happy to help.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Ryusei told her Cosmos was the leader of those doing the right thing, and her loyalty is pretty high, as she trusts his word on this.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/IronChef Takeshi Kaga]], God of Cuisine''' (Chairman Kaga)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A yellow bell pepper
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Elzam von Branstein invited him to prepare meals to keep the GUAG in good health, and he accepted, as long as Elzam accepted a cooking duel, which he did.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos appreciates his cooking.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Godot]], God of [[MustHaveCaffeine Coffee]]''' ([[spoiler:Diego Armando]])
* Lesser God
* Symbols: A mug of black, bitter coffee, and his creepy visor
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: He serves the side of justice. That's one of his rules.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She approves of his law abiding ways, and the fact she likes coffee really keeps his loyalty to her pretty high.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory Willy Wonka]], God of Confectionery''' (The Candy Man, The Amazing Chocolatier)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Golden Ticket.
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral (let's just say he's not...responsible for the consequences of not listening to him)
* Reason for Joining: In a world ruled by evil, there is no place for candy. Such a world cannot be allowed to be.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: His loyalty for her was affirmed rather strongly when he found out she had a sweet tooth.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, unless Melkor could somehow be enticed into Mr. Wonka's factory. He provides direct support to L, though.

'''[[PushingDaisies Ned]], God of Pie''' (The Piemaker)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A slice of pie
* Alignment: NeutralGood, but really just in it for the pie
* Reason for Joining: Naturally inclined towards good; but, in particular, was promised that his powers would be removed or at least altered so that he and Chuck could live happily together without issue.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos did the promising.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Minimal, but the other members of the GUAG are immensely cheered by his pies.

'''[[Series/LawAndOrder Jack McCoy]], God of Prosecution''' (The Junkyard Dog)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: [=McCoy=] has no Symbol, just a sound.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE is disorderly, and like his BadassOfTheWeek profile says, he's here to "bring the fucking Order".
* Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as she follows the side of justice (she does), he shall give her loyalty in exchange.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. But God help Melkor if Lenny Briscoe, [=McCoy=]'s ally, should arrest him...

'''[[Literature/LesMiserables Inspector Javert]], God of [[InspectorJavert Pursuit]]''' (The Implacable One, Emperor of the Devils)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A silhouette of his hands.
* Alignment: Absolute LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: To arrest the GUAE for their crimes.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He wants those guilty of evil to pay for their evil. He's loyal, though he is still uncomfortable being on the same team as Valjean.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Literature/LesMiserables Jean Valjean]], Protector of the Unjustly Accused, Forgiveness, and Sacrifice''' (The Convict, [=M.LeBlanc=], Urbain Fabre)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A pair of silver candlesticks
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: To clear his name with Javert.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Uncomfortable working with Javert, but is glad Cosmos has given him a chance to prove his virtue.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Manga/DeathNote L]] [[spoiler:Lawliet]], God of [[Main/BunnyEarsLawyer Bunny Ears Lawyers]]''' (Ryuuzaki, Hideki Ryuuga, Deneuve, Eraldo Coil)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: An Old English-style capital L.
* Alignment: [[Main/BlackAndGrayMorality Difficult to pin down]]; let's say Lawful Neutral.
* Reason for joining: His long-awaited rematch with Light, which he's confident that he'll win now.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She has offered the GUAG's support in his mission to stop Kira, not to mention worked out an arrangement to have him supplied with a 24/7 candy supply.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Fairly low, unless in investigation of a mysterious killers.

'''[[Series/{{NCIS}} Agent Gibbs]], God of [[Main/PerpSweating Making Criminals Sweat]]''' (Leroy Jethro Gibbs)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A NCIS Badge
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: As soon as he heard the GUAE was planning to do evil things, he signed on so he could get the GUAE to confess the evils they want to commit.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He told her that knows not all evil scum admit to what they want to do to the innocent, so he's helping her discover ALL of their evil deeds. She's grateful, and he's loyal in exchange.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low.

'''Literature/TheCountOfMonteCristo, God of Vengeance and Forgiveness''' (Edmond Dantes, Abbe Busoni, Lord Wilmore, Sinbad the Sailor)
* Greater God
* Symbol: the isle of Monte Cristo
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Series/MythBusters Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage]], Gods of [[Main/EducationThroughPyrotechnics Busting Myths]]'''
* Demigods
* Symbol: Buster the Dummy
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral (Jamie), ChaoticNeutral (Adam)
* Reason for joining: To test the myth that the GUAE is unbeatable.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Myth of loyalty: Confirmed.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-high, considering the amount of explosives, robots, and miscellaneous projectile weaponry they manage to get their hands on...

'''Lieutenant Series/{{Columbo}}, God of ObfuscatingStupidity'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A rumpled beige trenchcoat, cigar and faded green Peugeot 203 convertible.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: He knows that the GUAE are a dysfunctional lot, and plans to use that to his advantage.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
* Threat Level to Melkor:Low. He just seems a little too... ''[[ObfuscatingStupidity odd ]]'' to be a genuine threat.

'''[[Franchise/AceAttorney Maya Fey]], Goddess of Spirit Channeling''' (Mystic Maya)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A Magatama
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: She saw that "Nick" was in here, so she went along with him.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Whom Phoenix serves, she's willing to assist as well.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/KannazukiNoMiko Himeko Kurusugawa and Chikane Himemiya]], Goddesses of [[Main/GirlsLove Yuri]]''' (Priestess of the Sun and Priestess of the Moon, Lunar Boobs (Chikane))
* Lesser Goddesses
* Symbol: The combined insignia of the sun and moon
* Alignment: LawfulGood (Himeko)/ChaoticNeutral (Chikane)
* Reason for Joining: It is their destiny.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Himeko is unquestionably loyal, but for Chikane... if Cosmos denies her love to Himeko, she will not have that. Thankfully for Chikane, Cosmos isn't concerned about her sexual proclivities , so she has no reason to worry.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Melkor is unfazed by Himeko, but Chikane [[ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend will have none of that]].

'''[[Main/{{Gravitation}} Shuichi Shindou and Eiri Yuki]], Gods of {{Yaoi}}'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: BL
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Manga/AhMyGoddess Belldandy]], Goddess of Main/{{Magical Girlfriend}}s and [[YamatoNadeshiko Perfect Japanese Housewives]]'''
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: A blue gem shaped like a teardrop
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Because the GUAE is threatening those she cares about.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Part of her contract with Cosmos demands utter loyalty, but even Belldandy herself likes Cosmos genuinely, not because of the contract.
* Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. Melkor knew she's just [[RestrainingBolt restraining herself]]. She'd be on the same level of Haruhi if she decided to get serious
'''[[Main/UruseiYatsura Ataru Moroboshi]], God of [[Main/CasanovaWannabe Perverts]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A softcore porno magazine
* Alignment: Main/TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: The GUAG has more girls.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: And besides, he might be a pervert, but the fact the GUAE has some outright rapists disgusts him. He has [[EvenEvilHasStandards some scruples he won't break]]. Kinda helps he really likes Cosmos personally.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

'''WesternAnimation/WallE and EVE, God and Goddess of [[Main/CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming Heartwarming]]''' (Waste Allocation Load Lifter -- Earth Class, Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator)
* Demigods
* Symbol: Creator/{{Pixar}} Logo (That, or the [=BnL=] logo)
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Is on cleanup duty after major victories against the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium. WALL-E is not much of a threat, bu EVE has a spaceship armada she can call on.

'''[[Main/TenchiMuyo Sasami Masaki Jurai]], Mini-Goddess of [[Main/FanPreferredCouple Love Underdogs]]''' ([[Main/PrettySammy Sasami Kawai]])
* Demigoddess (shares a body with a Greater Goddess, is set to fuse and upgrade sometime around puberty)
* Symbol: A pair of cherry-shaped hair ribbons
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Also to help Tenchi. Mostly here to support the GUAG with her cooking.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Rather strong.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Film/TheWizardOfOz Glinda, the Good Witch of the North]], Goddess of Maidenly Witches'''
* Lesser Goddess (technically, an aspect of a greater goddess)
* Symbol: a soap bubble
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, unless providing vague support to the Combat Division in form of breaking minor spells/egging on evil witches, etc.

'''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Esmerelda Weatherwax]], Goddess of [[strike:Crones]]Mature Witches''' (Granny Weatherwax)
* Lesser Goddess (technically, an aspect of a greater goddess)
* Symbol: a 4000-horsepower broom
* Reason for Joining: She might not consider herself to be all that good a person, but she took one look at the GUAE, and said "I can't be having that.".
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She's helping Cosmos because she just can't stand the GUAE, and is grateful Cosmos hasn't treated her like a crotchety old crone.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. She can manipulate time, take out immortal beings, and invert the process of becoming a vampire.

'''[[Series/{{Monk}} Adrian Monk]], God of Main/HyperAwareness''' (Mr. Monk, Monk)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Disinfecting Wipes
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Enlisted when he deduced that Nurgle, the god of plagues, was a commander in the GUAE
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate-High. She arranged to make sure he's never short a disinfecting wipe. He appreciates that, not to mention he's also on retainer as a consulting detective like Holmes.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Literature/AliceInWonderland The Cheshire Cat]], God of [[TheMadHatter Mad Hatters]]''' ([[Literature/ThursdayNext The Unitary Authority of Warrington Cat]])
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: Two cat-eyes and a grin.
* Alignment: ChaoticGood.
* Reason for Joining: :)
* Loyalty to Cosmos: :)
* Threat Level to Melkor: :)

'''[[Anime/SketchbookFullColors Sora Kajiwara]], Goddess of [[TheQuietOne Quiet-Types]] and InnerMonologue'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: Her sketchbook
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/{{Genshiken}} Harunobu Madarame]], God of Overanalyzation'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Square NerdGlasses
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Creator/DrSeuss The Lorax]], God of Main/{{Green Aesop}}s'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Truffula tree
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: The Ents have long since died out, but the Lorax remains as the defender and speaker of that which is green and wooden. For the trees!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She appreciates the beauty of what he strives to defend.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low- a lecture about destroying forests doesn't pack much of a punch.

'''[[HarvestMoon Jack the Farmer]], God of Agriculture'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: A golden farming hoe
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Is waiting to turn the grounds where the two Alliances fought into fertile grounds for farming.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high. Cosmos likes his produce, and besides, good people are more appreciative of his efforts anyway. Kinda helps she ensured he was getting paid well for helping keeping the forces of the GUAG well fed.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking him out would be a considerable blow to the GUAG's supply lines.

'''[[Literature/TheJungleBook Mowgli]], God of [[WildChild Wild Children]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A wolf
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE threaten the wild.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Pretty high, especially after her forces drove off an assault on the jungle he grew up in by Hexxus.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-he has a whole jungle of animals at his call.

'''[[Main/OutlawStar Melfina]], Goddess of [[Main/MysteriousWaif Mysterious Waifs]]'''
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: A butterfly
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Her and Dizzy were going to captured by the GUAE. Cosmos and the GUAG stopped them. She's rather grateful.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Series/BabylonFive Kosh]], God of [[Main/TouchedByVorlons Divine Empowerment]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: [[strike:A Three-Edged Sword]] An IceCreamKoan.
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: He was always here. The forces of Good are not for the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He will be where he must be.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Could most likely turn the tide of any battle, at the [[HeroicSacrifice cost of his own existence.]] He would be recognized - by everyone.

'''[[Disney/TheLittleMermaid Ariel]], Goddess of [[OurMermaidsAreDifferent Merfolk]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A purple Main/SeashellBra
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Cosmos offered her legs and a stint with the humans.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High-she offered Ariel a better deal than the sea-witch did.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Medium; With the Lord of the Sea as her father, she has some control over her (formal) watery domain.

'''[[PeterPan Tinkerbell]], Goddess of [[FairyCompanion Fairies]]''' (Tink)
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: A tiny magic wand
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE refuse to believe in fairies, which would weaken her
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Fairly high
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-High, by virtue of her ability to grant the power of flight to others.

'''[[Disney/{{Aladdin}} The Genie]], God of Genies, [[Main/AnachronismStew Anachronism Stews]], and [[Main/ParentalBonus Parental Bonuses]]'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: A magic lamp
* Alignment: ChaoticGood (formerly True Neutral)
* Reason for Joining: As a former slave to the lamp, Genie knows what oppression is and won't see others subject to it.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: The girl's gotten a lot of positive reviews all across the board, and Genie friended her on facebook.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Would have been very high or extreme, but geenie is a rather playful sort. And the whole, "semi-phenominal, nearly-cosmic" downgrade.

'''[[Manga/XxxHOLiC Kimihiro Watanuki]], Official [[Main/CosmicPlaything Bitch of the Gods]]''' ([[spoiler: Tsubasa Li-kun #2]])
* Male Quasidiety
* Symbol: A wiff of black smoke
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Yuko's orders.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Literature/{{Discworld}} Dorfl]], God of {{Golem}}s'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A writing slate
* Alignment: LawfulGood (formerly LawfulNeutral)
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE has many who want to enslave his golem kind as their soldiers, and he has sworn that "the words in their hearts will NOT be taken". Also, orders from his bosses, Captain Carrot and Commander Vimes.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He swears loyalty to NO god. However, he does respect Cosmos is a good person, and is sympathetic to her ideals.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Could potentially threaten to make any golems in Melkor's forces HeelFaceTurn.

'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner The Cheat]], God of {{Weasel Mascot}}s'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: Tangerine Dreams
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Allies: Strong Bad, Strong Sad, [[Main/NedsDeclassified the Polk Middle School weasel]]
* Enemies: Bubs, Coach Z
* Reason for Joining: Meh!
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[MermaidSaga Yuta and Mana]], God and Goddess of [[{{immortality}} Immortals]]'''
* Lesser God and Goddess
* Symbol: A scrap of mermaid's flesh
* Alignment: LawfulGood and TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Anime/YuGiOh Yugi Muto]], God of AnimeHair''' (The King of Games)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Dark Magician
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: With Zorc present on the GUAE, Yugi fears that the Games of Darkness will be unleashed upon humanity once more, and the Nameless Pharaoh and his reincarnation/host/successor is/are the only one(s) who can seal them. Third time's the charm!
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low unless [[spoiler:Atem]] steps in. Then, medium.

'''[[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny]], Goddesses of InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals''''
* Demigoddesses
* Symbol: A nurse's cap and a police hat
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: To defend all the innocent Pokemon that would be used as bio-weapons.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She supports their cause and is grateful they decided to help. Loyalty given.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low-Moderate.

'''[[Franchise/MassEffect Tali'Zorah nar Rayya]], Goddess of [[TheFaceless Unseen Faces]]''' (Tali, Tali'Zorah vas Neema, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Her helmet
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: [[UndyingLoyalty Helping out Commander Shepard]] and defending the Quarians that Melkor has threatened.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Quite high. Cosmos also promised the protection of the Quarians that they can find a new home, plus the GUAG is also working on to help her develop something to get past that weak immune system for her race, thus Tali wanted to help.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. It would've been high due to her involvement against the Reapers and siding with Shepard, but her lack of immune system puts her rather low since it caused fragility.

'''[[SuzumiyaHaruhi Itsuki Koizumi]], God of [[ThePhilosopher Deep Explanations]]'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A tiny red fireball
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: His TrueCompanions are already here, and wants to help Haruhi and stay close to Kyon.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He follows who Haruhi and Kyon follows.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low if the battle takes place in the real world, but if closed space appears around the battlefield, medium.

'''Main/DominicDeegan, God of Oracles''' (Lord Dominus)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A crystal ball
* Alignment: Main/TrueNeutral ([[AlternateCharacterInterpretation or Lawful Evil]])
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/RealLife Euclid]], God of Basic Geometric Forms'''
* Demigod (was once a greater god)
* Symbol: A proof by construction that, given a line segment, an equilateral triangle exists that includes the segment as one of its sides.
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Cthulhu, Azathoth, and Nyarlathotep are on the GUAE. They must pay for their disrespect for the laws of mathematics.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She represents the ultimate form of order, and thus, to Euclid is the ultimate beauty. Very high.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Not very high. Eldritch Abominations are best left to attack other targets, though.

'''[[Webcomic/ElGoonishShive Tedd Verres]], God of {{Transformation Ray}}s'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: The TF Gun
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE wants to use Grace for her valuable alien genes and potential as a living weapon. For her sake, he must take up the metaphorical sword.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: It would appear to be relatively low, if not a bit of a nuisance given his gender-bending tendencies. That said, he has been described as a 'far more dangerous rarity' than the regular magic users of his home universe, so it might be best to keep an eye on him, just to be safe...

'''[[Anime/SerialExperimentsLain Lain Iwakura]], Goddess of the Internet''' (Lady of the Wired)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: The Navi OS logon screen
* Alignment: Main/TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Film/TheMatrix Neo]], God of Simulations''' (The One, Mr. Anderson)
* Male Quasideity
* Symbol: A green "1" on a black background
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: They [[TheChosenOne chose him]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. When in his domain, he has the powers of a Greater God.

'''[[WesternAnimation/ChipNDaleRescueRangers Gadget Hackwrench]], The [[WrenchWench Mechanic of the Gods]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: The Rescue Rangers logo
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: The GUAG need top-notch mechanics.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking her out would a blow to the support staff of the GUAG.

'''[[GhostInTheShell The Laughing Man]], God of Hackers'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: The Laughing Man Logo - a retrofitted Starbucks logo with the Creator/JDSalinger quote, "I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes".
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for Joining: After years of consideration, he decided not to be one of those deaf-mutes.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. He tried the hero thing once before, and the GUAE simply subverted his efforts, turning his attempt at revealing the truth into just another ExtraStrengthMasquerade.
* Threat Level to Melkor: What he doesn't know, he can learn quickly. He just needs someone to act on that information.

'''[[SuzumiyaHaruhi Yuki Nagato]], Goddess of MagicFromTechnology'''
* Intermediate Godess
* Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Press-ganged by Haruhi. Also, wherever Kyon goes, Yuki goes.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Dependant on Kyon's.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. Although she doesn't want to fight because she could harm the fabric of space and time, if she is forced into action she is incredibly powerful.

'''[[Webcomic/GirlGenius Agatha Heterodyne]], Goddess of [[SteamPunk Steam Punk Machinery]]''' (Agatha Clay)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: The Heterodyne Trilobite
* Alignment: NeutralGood (normally) ChaoticNeutral ([[ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder when working on something]])
* Reason for Joining: Chance to build stuff to use against the GUAE
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Medium. She takes after her father and uncle, but first and foremost feels she needs to tend to her town.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Alone, Medium. With her minions, High. With other sparks in tow? Very High. With both her boyfriends in tow and not arguing? Extreme... though she hasn't been able to accomplish that - ''yet''.

'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Bender Bending Rodriguez]], God of Main/RidiculouslyHumanRobots'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A bottle of Olde Fortran. Empty. BURP.
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Good guys usually have better booze, ''and'' are much easier to steal valuables from.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Low. He's out for himself, he just understands that Cosmos is less likely to think that he has [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness outlived his usefulness]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. He has personal experience at godhood, as well as coaching from a more skilled god. Most of that is what ''[[TaughtByExperience not]]'' to do.

'''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaOcarinaOfTime Navi]], Goddess of [[ExpositionFairy Exposition]]''' ([[StopHelpingMe Annoying Fairy]], Guardian Fairy)
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: An exclamation point
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reasong for joining: Hey listen! Navi wants to join because it's good!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos considered Navi genuinely helpful. Loyalty confirmed.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Close to none. Melkor bought a flyswatter just because of her.
** Her threat has recently jumped to moderate, since she's proven to have an eagle eye for spotting the GUAE's [[AttackItsWeakPoint critical weaknesses]].

'''[[Main/HappyDays Arthur Fonzarelli]], God of [[Main/RuleOfCool Cool]]''' (The Fonz, Fonzie)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A black bomber jacket
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/ParkerLewisCantLose Parker Lewis]] and [[Film/FerrisBuellersDayoff Ferris Bueller]], Gods of [[Main/ZanyScheme Zany Scheming]]'''
* Demigods
* Symbols: Synchronized Swatches (Parker), an empty composition book (Ferris)
* Alignment: Main/ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE is full of jerks who cramp his style.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Surprisingly high. He takes good care of his buddies.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. At the very least, Melkor hasn't a chance in hell of catching him in the act.

'''[[Manga/DeathNote Matt]], God of [[Main/EnsembleDarkhorse Amazingly Popular]] [[Main/RedShirt Cannon Fodder]]''' (Mail Jeevas)
* Quasideity, but his followers [[EnsembleDarkhorse assign him the importance of a Greater God]].
* Symbol: His games console
* Alignment: Unknown - he wasn't around for long enough for it to become clear.
* Reason for Joining: Capturing the new Kira is priority #1, now that Mello has ensured he'll last longer this time.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[CSIMiami Horatio Caine]], God of the QuipToBlack and... [[GlassesPull Dramatic Sunglasses-wearing]][[note]][[MemeticMutation YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!]][[/note]]'''
* Lesser God.
* Symbol: His sunglasses
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reasons for joining: To investigate crime scenes done by Melkor thus legal actions... *puts on sunglasses* can be taken.
-->'''[[MemeticMutation YEEAAAAAHHHH!!!]]'''
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High.
* Threat Level: Very Low. Melkor fashioned a hammer with several witty retorts on it just for him.

'''[[Series/QuantumLeap Dr. Samuel Beckett]], God of Leaping''' (96 different names...and counting)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: Quantum Leap Accelerator
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for joining: Largely the same as with Quinn Mallory (see below)
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very High. He wants to go back home to his hot, sexy wife, but he just can't stop [[SetRightWhatOnceWentWrong Setting Right What Once Went Wrong]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He doesn't just combat Melkor in the present, he undoes Melkor's damage in the past! And it seems [[AndTheAdventureContinues he'll be doing it for a very long time...]]

'''[[Franchise/TheDarkTower Roland Deschain]], God of [[StableTimeLoop Cyclic Time]]''' (Roland of Gilead, The Gunslinger, The Last Gunslinger)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: Two revolvers and a rose in front of a sooty black tower
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: During his travels, he bumped into Garland a few moments before he was granted the power to become Lord Chaos. Feeling bad that he didn't "just shoot him" the last time, he wants a second crack at Chaos.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}} Fry]], God of [[Main/HumanPopsicle Cryostasis]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: Bachelor Chow
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Just hanging out with Bender, really.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Higher than Bender's but still low.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. Melkor consider him too dumb to be a real threat. However, he is a wild card, as he is not only TooDumbToFool, but completely immune to mind control.

'''[[Main/{{Sliders}} Quinn Mallory]], God of Interdimensional Travel'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Timer
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: The War between the Grand Alliances is but one of his stops on his journey to find his way home once again.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High, if only due to his ChronicHeroSyndrome.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, because he's so rarely in the Pantheon, and it's never the same Quinn from the same universe when he does appear, so he has to be filled in on what's going on every time.

'''[[Main/InitialD Takumi Fujiwara]], God of Racers''' (Tak, Tofu Boy)
* Demigod
* Symbol: [=AE86=] "panda Trueno" (that's Toyota Corolla GT-S to you)
* Alignment: TrueNeutral (understeer being the enemy of drifters...)
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''Anime/SpeedRacer, God of [[Main/CoolCar Awesome Cars]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: The Mach 9
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: Racing a car isn't much, but it's all he knows how to do and he has to do something.
* Loylaty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: low

'''[[LightNovel/KinosJourney Kino]], Goddess of Main/WalkingTheEarth'''
* Demigoddess (she could have been Goddess of Travel itself, but is much to absorbed with her task)
* Symbol: Hermes, her talking motorcycle
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: She's not really a permanent member. Kino and Hermes are [[IWasJustPassingThrough just passing through]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Is not loyal to either side.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[FullMetalJacket Gunnery Sergeant Hartman]], [[DrillSergeantNasty Training Instructor From Hell]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: Several ribbons he earned as a Marine
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral (seen as LawfulEvil by those assigned to him)
* Reason for Joining: To toughen up the GUAG members to fight those bastards in the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Evil is something any self respecting marine would fill full of lead, so yeah, he's helping Cosmos because they share the same disgust, though he secretly is annoyed that's she has asked him to tone it down a little. However, being accustomed to TheChainsOfCommanding, he's following orders.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Taking him down would cripple GUAG morale.

'''[[VisualNovel/FateStayNight Shirou Emiya]], God of Weapon Fabrication''' (Archer)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A black cog. As [[spoiler: Archer]], the twin swords Kanshou and Bakuya
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: He wants to be a hero.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: So, he did what any hero would do. Join the good guys and swear allegiance to their leader, though he's made it clear that this decision was not one he is absolutely obligated to do. Cosmos merely told him to follow his conscience, and as a result, he's a team player for now.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. A virtually limitless supply of enchanted weapons to be used against him is no laughing matter.

'''[[FernGully Batty Koda]], God of Bats and Victim of Science'''
* Lesser Deity
* Symbol: that thing attached to his head
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Profile: {{Anvilicious}}, DeadpanSnarker, LyricalDissonance, WackyGuy, ForScience
* Domains: living symbol of animal abuse ForScience. Also, rap.
* Reason for Joining: while Batty is not particularly trusting of humans overall, Hexxus, who attempted to kill him, is in the GUAE. So is Wily, chief Mad Scientist. And everyone who pollutes the environment. Therefore Batty decided to lend a hand (or rather a wing) to the Alliance of Good.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: none, really. He's careful around anything that even remotely resembles a human.
* Threat level to Melkor: Very low. He's just a bat after all.

'''[[Main/TokyoMewMew Masaya Aoyama]], God of [[Main/DieForOurShip Unreasonably Hated Love Interests]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: The letter "mu"
* Alignment: LawfulGood (LawfulEvil when [[Main/BrainwashedAndCrazy possessed]])
* Domains: Love, Charm, Loneliness, Loyalty, Strength, Otherness
* Allies: Ichigo Momomiya
* Reason For Joining: Joined to protect Ichigo Momomiya.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown, but he is a good guy. ([[Main/BrainwashedAndCrazy At least he thinks he is...]])
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[SuzumiyaHaruhi Haruhi Suzumiya]], Goddess of {{Tropes}}''' (The Unstoppable Force, [[FanNickname O-Haruhi-sama]])
* Overdeity
* Symbol: SOS Dan Logo
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for joining: To prevent the world from becoming a dull, boring place. And because she was bored.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: No true loyalty, as she herself claims. She claims to follow Cosmos because she is less boring than Melkor. Some even argue that Cosmos is loyal to Haruhi, and not the other way around.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Unmeasurable. Her powers as a RealityWarper could SERIOUSLY mess up his plans. Fortunately for him, she is easily distracted. So far he kept her busy with side adventures, but he is running out of material. This has caused him to start kidnapping writers.

'''[[SuzumiyaHaruhi Kyon]], God of [[NothingExcitingEverHappensHere Normality]]''' (The Immovable Object, Patron of Normality, [[TrustPassword John Smith]])
* Demigod (actually an Overdeity with [[RestrainingBolt sealed powers]])
* Symbol: Inverted SOS Dan Logo
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for joining: Haruhi forced him. Or so he claims.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of Command.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. When push comes to shove, he ''will'' act from behind the scenes to return things to the status quo, by force if neccesary. Even if he doesn't unleash his full might, which is too unlikely to get him a higher threat rating, he ''does'' have the ear of Haruhi, and can prompt her to make [[RealityWarper changes]] if he so desires.

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Reisen Udongein Inaba]], Goddess of Bunnies''' (Udonge, [[FanNickname Suppository]], [[MemeticMutation Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal]])
* Lesser Goddess
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: The GUAE is threatening the Eientei, and Reisen was sent as an earlier representative on Eientei's behalf.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos didn't bully or pick on her with the same frequency as the other Eientei residents, for some reason Reisen feels more comfortable with her, but she is still loyal to the Eientei.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low. She's just a [[MemeticMutation Useless Little Bunny Only Good For Her Sex Appeal]]. However, her Threat Level is slowly but steadily rising as her tutelage under Itachi Uchiha in the art of ''genjutsu'' continues.

'''CarmenSandiego, Goddess of [[ImpossibleThief Improbable]], [[MonumentalTheft Impossible,]] [[GentlemanThief Charming Thievery]]'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A red trench coat and fedora
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Carmen may be a criminal, but she's in it for the fun, not to cause anybody harm. She sees no benefit to joining the GUAE, and sees life as being much more fun under the less strict rule of Good.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She thought it was a little unfair the GUAE had so many members capable of stealing materials valuable to the GUAG, so she offered her services to Cosmos to even the odds.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. A lot of the GUAE resources could be lost as a result of her meddling.

'''ComicBook/{{Catwoman}} and the [[SpiderMan Black Cat]], Goddesses of [[ClassyCatBurglar Classy Cat Burglars]]''' (Selina Kyle and Felicia Hardy)
* Quasideities
* Symbol: The paw print of a cat
* Alignment: More or less ChaoticNeutral, often leaning towards Good
* Reasons for Joining: Good guys generally have worse security systems in place than bad guys, as well as more lax punishments. As such, it is inherently in their interests to support the side of Justice here, at least in the short term.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Little, but they've followed Robin Hood and Carmen's lead in the aims of their thievery, though they do pocket some of it for themselves.
* Threat level to Melkor: Kind of low. If Melkor can bribe them...

'''Don [=LaFontaine=], God of Main/{{Trailers}}''' (The InAWorld Guy)
* Demigod
* Symbol: A voice-over mic
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Narration opportunities.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Melkor would have him silenced, thus he works for someone who appreciates his efforts. Part of the Psychological Warfare Division.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate to High. He can only describe worlds, but some argue that describing worlds ''shapes'' them.

'''[[Franchise/ResidentEvil Jill Valentine]], MasterOfUnlocking''' (Jill Sandwich)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A S.T.A.R.S. badge
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: She's had to deal with the decayed and corrupt before, and those bastards nearly turned her into one of them literally, and she wants to keep the GUAE from doing that to anyone else.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Chain of command.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Manga/ExcelSaga Excel]], Goddess of [[GenkiGirl Hyperactivity]]''' (real name unknown; sometimes called [[RepetitiveName Excel Excel]])
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A pit filled with crocodiles
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: Only Lord Il Palazzo is allowed to rule! (She suspects he may secretly be under Cosmos' employ.)
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Low, though she thinks Cosmos would make a great ACROSS agent.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. She once made his ears bleed simply by talking.

'''[[VideoGame/SengokuBasara Oichi]], Goddess of [[ApologisesALot Guilt And Apology]]''' (Ichi, The Demon's Sister, Demon Queen)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Some sort of... dark hands coming from the ground.
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: "The formation of GUAE and the 'Token Good Guy Members' is Ichi's fault..."
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos can manage to calm her better this time and she's been reminded by Ieyasu that she's got a lot of friends that care about her. So she feels happier over here 'being a good girl'.
* Threat level to Melkor: High. Her dark powers are always active now and with Cosmos' help, it's even showing to gain self-control...

'''[[Manga/CardcaptorSakura Fujitaka Kinomoto]], God of Cool Dads'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: Glasses and a fedora
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: To help his daughter of one world and adoptive son of another out.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High, since she's so nice to his daughter
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/BrianBlessed BRIAN BLESSED]], God of [[BoisterousBruiser Merriment]]''' (That Man Who [[Main/NoIndoorVoice Shouts A Lot]], Brian Blessed, [[Film/FlashGordon Prince Vultan]])
* Greater God
* Symbol: Multiple Exclamation Points
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Because it seemed a SMASHING GOOD TIME, HA HAAA!
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. He hopes to defeat him before he goes deaf.

'''[[ComicBook/AstroCity Samaritan]], God of [[SamaritanSyndrome Heroic Overwork]]''' (Asa Martin)
* Demigod
* Symbol: That weird chest insignia of his
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Heroes are always compelled to help.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Absolute.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''Literature/SherlockHolmes, God of [[SherlockScan Deductive Reasoning]]''' (The Consulting Detective, Sigerson, Holmes)
* Demigod
* Symbols: A deerstalker hat, a magnifying glass and a pipe
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: The GUAE has many devious schemes and crimes that the GUAG need help solving, and Holmes decided it would not only save him from boredom, and he also suspects Professor Moriarty is behind some of their activities.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She has him on the GUAG's retainer to solve some of the more dastardly plots enacted by the GUAE, and besides, Cosmos reminds him (in a good way) of the only woman he was ever beaten by. Not to mention, the GUAE has his mortal enemy amongst their forces, so his loyalty is quite high.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Holmes's deductive skills are second to none, and can potentially foil many schemes. [[Film/SherlockHolmes Recently]] ''[[SuperDetailedFightNarration weaponized]]'' those deductive skills, not only increasing his threat level in direct combat, but greatly decreasing the threat of assassination. Also picked up a tendency to be CrazyPrepared.

'''[[Main/{{Berserk}} Guts]], God of [[Main/AntiHero Antiheroism]]''' (The Hundred-Man Slayer, The Black Swordsman)
* Demigod (but when the rage kicks in, he has the power of a Greater Deity)
* Symbol: The Dragon Slayer with the Brand of Sacrifice carved on its side
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: Vengeance on Griffith
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Just so long as Cosmos doesn't deny his chance of revenge against Griffith, he's okay with her. If not...
* Threat level to Melkor: According to Griffith, he's not to be underestimated when his rage kicks in. VERY HIGH threat in that case. Otherwise, high.

'''[[ThePinkPanther Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau]], God of [[TheFool Heroic Fools]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A beautiful diamond with a pink, panther-shaped flaw at its heart
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: For ze honor of France!
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unconfirmed, but has done nothing to betray the GUAG, so his loyalty is assumed moderate.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low, but his chaotic abilities make him a Wild Card.

'''[[GreatTeacherOnizuka Eikichi Onizuka]], Great Teaching God''' (Great Teacher Onizuka, GTO)
* Greater God
* Symbol: His motorcycle, complete with a plate with the number "22" on it
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Protecting his students from the REAL bad guys.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Loyal. Even though Cosmos has sometimes responded to his 'advances' with a bit of violence (and that's usually if Onizuka goes too far, which he quickly apologizes)
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderately high. Those suplexes hurt like a mofo.

'''[[VideoGame/BeyondGoodAndEvil Jade]], Goddess of [[IntrepidReporter Reporters]]''' (Shauni, Miss Thyrus)
* Demigod
* Symbol: A camera shutter
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: To find out what the GUAE is ''really'' up to.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Provided she's not in on the conspiracy, Jade remains loyal to Cosmos.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Unknown. She seems to be just another reporter with a SimpleStaff, but her ChargedAttack is worrisome - she's [[BackFromTheDead resurrected the dead]] on one occasion, may be an alien life force with godlike powers - and she may have [[UnCancelled restarted her own franchise.]]

'''[[ProfessorLaytonAndTheCuriousVillage Hershel Layton, Ph.D]], God of Puzzles''' (Professor Layton, TheProfessor)
* Demigod
* Symbol: A top hat with a letter "L" on it
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reason for Joining: His quest for knowledge of the Pantheon led him toward Cosmos' place.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Similarly to Sherlock Holmes in that his deductive abilities are very strong.

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Cirno]], Goddess of Idiots''' (Baka, Nine-ball)
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Frozen frog with her Yukkuri nearby saying "Eye'm a genius!"
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: A chance to surprise the GUAE with "Icicle Fall (Lunatic)".
* Loyalty to Cosmos: [[TooDumbToFool Too stupid to be swayed by either side]].
* Threat level to Melkor: ???

'''[[VisualNovel/{{Tsukihime}} Shiki Tohno]] and [[Literature/KaraNoKyoukai Shiki Ryougi]], God and Goddess of [[OneHitKill Direct Death]]'''
* Lesser Deities
* Symbol: A fruit knife over a red jacket
* Alignment: NeutralGood (Tohno), TrueNeutral (Ryougi)
* Reason for Joining: For Shiki Tohno, many of the GUAE are no better than his own dark side, and he doesn't want the GUAE to spill innocent blood like Nanaya. For Ryougi Shiki, she joined when when she saw Souren Araya was in the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Shiki Tohno's EnemyWithout / EnemyWithin [[BattleMoonWars Nanaya Shiki]] is in the GUAE, and he has joined Cosmos' side in hopes of finding a way to permanently destroy that aspect of himself. As for Ryougi Shiki, she's helping Shiki Tohno because they have fought together once [[BattleMoonWars before]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: VERY HIGH, given their abilities to kill ''anything''. [[spoiler: Ryougi will become EXTREME if ever her Third Personality, the Void itself, awakens.]]

'''[[WesternAnimation/SouthPark Kenny McCormick]], God Of [[BackFromTheDead Revolving-Door Death]]''' ([[spoiler: Mysterion]])
* Quasideity
* Symbol: His hood, splattered with blood. Also nearby are two word bubbles: "Oh my God they killed Kenny!" and "You bastards!"
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral [[spoiler: Although new evidence suggests he might be of the Good alignments]]
* Portfolio: [[BackFromTheDead Coming Back From The Dead]], [[RunningGag Getting Killed A Lot]], [[TheUnintelligible Constant Voice Muffling]], {{Chew Toy}}s
* Reason for Joining: [[spoiler: To find out the reason why he cannot die, and to stop reviving]] and Cartman is in the GUAE.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Immortality means that Kenny can die a multitude of times and yet still win in the end. He is also shown to be capable of leading entire armies to victory if he has his hands on a PSP.

'''[[Manga/AiYoriAoshi Aoi Sakuraba]], Goddess of [[ChildhoodMarriagePromise Devotion]]''' (Aoi-chan)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Main/CherryBlossoms
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''Film/EdwardScissorhands, God of [[Main/TheGrotesque Lovelorn Grotesques]]''' (Ed, Eddie)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: An ice angel
* Alignment: ChaoticGood (Will disregard laws for those he loves)
* Reason for Joining: To helping Kim and giving people spiffy hairdos.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. She's very understanding.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium-Low. He has blades for hands but he's usually too well-meaning and shy to kill someone. [[BewareTheNiceOnes Usually.]]

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Marisa Kirisame]], Goddess of [[Main/BlackMagicianGirl Black Magic]]''' (The Ordinary Magician)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Love Sign - Master Spark
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: To steal any lots that the GUAE have.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat level to Melkor: Melkor would like to think it's Low or at least Moderate. After all she's just a [[BadassNormal human witch of human blood]]. Yet he KNOWS what kind of enemies she has [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu overcome in the past.]]

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Alice Margatroid]], Goddess of [[MarionetteMaster Puppetry]] '''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Shanghai and Hourai
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Allies: Marisa Kirisame, [[Pantheon/{{Otherness}} Suigintou]]
* Reason for Joining: Teaming up with Suigintou against Tomoe. And... [[{{Tsundere}} uh... team up with Marisa?]]
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat level to Melkor: Low to High. Low if she fights at her [[WillfullyWeak ordinary potential]]. However, once she opens up that TomeOfEldritchLore of hers... ''anything'' could happen. Melkor is not stupid enough to disregard the danger she could potentially present.

'''[[{{Dune}} Leto II Atreides]], God of Prescience, Memory, Religious Manipulation, [[SandWorm Sand Worms]] and Long-Term Planning,''' (''Master of Fate, Pawn of Fate, Shai-Hulud, Shaitan, the Worm Who Is God, the God-Emperor, the Divided God, the Tyrant'')
* Greater God
* Symbol: The Atreides Hawk
* Alignment: Lawful Good, Lawful Neutral
* Reason for Joining: He foresaw that joining Cosmos is part of the Golden Path.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: As long as he foresees that this will serve his goals, he will stand at her side.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme. He knows how to beat him. He just isn't sure of the cost.

'''Franchise/{{Batman}}, God of [[Main/CrazyPrepared Preparations]]''' (The Dark Knight, The Goddamn Batman)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: The Main/BatSignal
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Because it's right. And because he's the '''''Goddamn''''' Batman.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He's willing to let her take charge, but personally sees her as being too idealistic from time to time.
* Threat level to Melkor: High. Same reason like Cap, and even bigger, since [[MemeticBadass Batman can beat mostly anyone if he has prep time]].

'''[[Main/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Goo]], Goddess of Imagination''' (Goo Goo Gaga)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A Rainbow Afro
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Some of the GUAE wish to suppress all good imagination and free thought.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High, since Cosmos lets her create as many imaginary friends as she wants.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Medium to high, depending on her imaginings.

'''[[Main/JusticeLeague The Question]], God of [[Main/CrazySurvivalist Conspiracy Nutters]]''' (Vic Sage, "Nutjob", "That Kook")
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A question mark
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral (or possibly good. He wouldn't fill out the questionnaire)
* Reason for Joining: He didn't really join. That's what ''they'' want you to think. Or that's what ''he'' wants them to think. [[IKnowYouKnowIKnow I've gone cross-eyed]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Unknown.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Series/{{Heroes}} Claude Rains]], God of [[CynicalMentor Cynical Mentors]] and [[Film/TheInvisibleMan Invisible People]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A pigeon
* Alignment: Main/ChaoticNeutral/Main/ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Film/TheCabinetOfDrCaligari Dr. Caligari]], God of [[Main/CuckoosNest Ambiguous Sanity]]'''
* Greater God
* Symbol: The Cabinet
* Alignment: LawfulEvil [[spoiler: Joke's on you! He's LawfulNeutral]]
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Could change at any moment.
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers Ma-Ti]], God of [[TheHeart Heart]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: Heart
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: To prove that Heart ''can'' [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway be useful]] for something other than [[SpeaksFluentAnimal communicating with animals]].
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-Low. Formerly VERY LOW, because... WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway? That is... until Melkor reads the comic ''Captain Planet #3'' and realizes Ma-Ti's potential.
** Goes to genuine Moderate after he saw [[SuburbanKnights Ma-Ti obliterating the sorcerer Malachite with the power of Heart]].

'''[[Main/TamoraPierce Veralidaine Sarrasri]], Goddess of Animals''' (Daine)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: A silver Badger's Claw
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Could she be a heroine? Possibly...
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate. As long as she can protect her friends, both human and animal, her loyalty will be unwavering.
* Threat Level to Melkor: She is married to one of the most powerful mages in her corner of the multiverse, and her powers provide her with control over wildlife that surpasses that of even [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Fluttershy]] and the ability to transform into [[VoluntaryShapeshifting practically any animal she wants]]. Melkor is also aware of the time that she temporarily gained the ability to animate and control an army of dinosaur skeletons and is more than a little concerned that she may find a way to do so once again. High.

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Yuyuko Saigyouji]], Goddess of CuteGhostGirl'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Bunch of spirits that usually surround her
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining: [[ObfuscatingStupidity Because she's hungry and wants to eat'em all]]. She also realizes the danger the GUAE possesses though.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat level to Melkor: High. Melkor knows just how broken her power can be.

'''[[Main/PrincessWaltz Chris Longfield/Arata Fukamori]], Goddess of the {{Bifauxnen}}''' (Princess Iris)
* Lesser Goddess (when fused with Arata she has the power of a Intermediate Goddess)
* Symbol: Two silver rings
* Alignment: LawfulGood (Chris), ChaoticGood (Arata)
* Reason for Joining: Opposes the GUAE (especially the scheming bastards amongst them who like manipulating innocents to acheive their own ends), and Arata agrees with his sister these assholes need to be taken down.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Chris signed up immediately, especially after hearing about how brainwashing, trickery and coercion were some of the favored tactics of the GUAE, and pledged her support to Cosmos, saying she'd be damned if anyone got put through her fate at one point during her mortal life, and her brother signed up for similiar reasons, and is grateful Cosmos has no problem with his and Chris' [[BrotherSisterIncest family bond]].
* Threat Level to Melkor: Seperate, low. Combined, Moderate-High. Is planning to take out one or the other to mimimize the potential threat.

'''[[VideoGame/RivalSchools Yurika Kirishima]], Goddess of [[Main/OjouRinglets Drill Hair]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: The Seijyun High School logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: To atone for her previous transgressions as a hired [[MusicalAssassin assassin]] and her role in her younger brother Kurow's attempt to take over Japan
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[VideoGame/GuiltyGear Bridget]], God[[strike:dess]] of [[Main/WholesomeCrossdresser Traps]]''' (Buri-chan, Nun Boy)
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A blue nun hood
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reason for joining: To prove that he is a man. ([[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall *punch*]])
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos referred to him as a guy at first sight, which was the first plus point in Bridget's opinion. The fact Cosmos asked nicely if he wouldn't mind helping out the GUAG was enough to convince Bridget to side with her.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low.

'''[[Series/{{Heroes}} Noah Bennet]], God of [[NerdGlasses Bespectacled]] {{Badass}}es''' (HRG, Mr. Butler, The Man With Horn Rimmed Glasses)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: His glasses
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/ScrappedPrincess Pacifica Casull]], Goddess of Free Will''' (The Scrapped Princess)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A magic rune with neon lighting
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: Her brother and sister protected her, and now it's time for her to protect them.
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Series/{{Heroes}} Mohinder Suresh]], God of [[Main/FauxlosophicNarration Thoughtful Narration]]'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A DNA strand
* Alignment: LawfulGood [[spoiler: (He used to be, anyway. We're not entirely sure right now, but we sincerely doubt he's still Lawful. Or Good, for that matter.)]]
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Reimu Hakurei]], Goddess of {{Miko}}''' (Shrine Maiden of Paradise, "Armpit Miko")
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Yin Yang Orb
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for joining: To protect Gensokyo, its barriers are being threatened by the GUAE. And she wants donations.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos donates to her donation box occasionally, so Reimu likes her.
* Threat level to Melkor: with her spiritual abilities, potentially high.

'''[[ComicBook/{{Watchmen}} Rorschach]], God of the [[HeWhoFightsMonsters Nietzschian Abyss]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A black inkblot on a white background
* Alignment: ChaoticGood... though frankly, no-one is keen on getting close enough to make sure.
* Reason for Joining: Justice must be served.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: [[DoesNotLikeWomen Mistrustful of her,]] but justice must be served in any way possible.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. Rorschach is creepily resourceful and any attempts to appeal his.. warmer nature are met with force. However, Melkor knows he doesn't play well with others.

'''[[Main/IrresponsibleCaptainTylor Justy Ueki Tylor]], God of [[Main/MillionToOneChance Luck]]''' (Captain Tylor, The Lucky Idiot, The Heratic Monkey)
* Male Demigod
* Symbol: A smiley-face button
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low-High. Melkor still can't figure out if Taylor is just a lucky moron or a tactical genius.

'''[[Main/FruitsBasket Tohru Honda]], Goddess of [[Main/InvoluntaryShapeshifting Transformation]]''' (Maiden of the Sohma Clan)
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A riceball
* Alignment: depends on the Zodiac Sign, but mostly Lawful Good
* Reason for Joining: To spread happiness and peace
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/MysteryScienceTheatre3000 Tom Servo, Crow T Robot, Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson]], Gods of [[Main/{{MST}} Riffing]]'''
* Intermediate Gods
* Symbol: An asteroid with words carved in it
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: In a world ruled by evil, bad films will be omnipresent. As such, they wish to avoid the fate they are in permanently.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Cosmos has good cinematic taste.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Very High. Joel is quite a good inventor, and Mike has demonstrated that he can blow up an Earth-sized planet with a baking soda bomb.

'''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Elan]], God of GenreSavvy Morons'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Banjo, God of Puppets
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Just followed his alignment.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High, seeing as she's part of a major quest.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate. His Genre Savvyness could spoil some of his traps.

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Hong Meiling]], Goddess of {{Butt Monkey}}s''' ([[FanNickname China, Chuugoku]])
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Chinese robe
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral
* Reasong for joining: To rescue her mistresses Sakuya Izayoi and Remilia Scarlet, who are now servants of Dio Brando and Dracula respectively. And get Remilia deified (Sakuya has already been)
* Loyalty to Comsos: Like Reisen, Cosmos did not abuse Meiling like the residents of the Scarlet Devil Mansion, so her loyalty is confirmed.
* Threat level to Melkor: Low. What do you expect from the Goddess of ButtMonkey?

'''Creator/MichaelBay, God of [[StuffBlowingUp Very Very Large Explosions]]'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A fiery boom!
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Wants to see the GUAE at the receiving end of several impressively-large blasts
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She's willing to let him set the above-mentioned reason for joining into motion.
* Threat Level to Melkor: High. Very Very Large Explosions, remember? Melkor does hope he will bankrupt the GUAG though.

'''[[Series/{{Heroes}} Hiro Nakamura]], God of Main/TimeTravel''' (Carp)
* Demigod
* Symbol: Takezo Kensei sword. Alternately, a [[Main/ProductPlacement Nissan Versa]].
* Alignment: LawfulGood
* Reason for Joining: That's how Supa-Hiros roll.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Extreme.
* Threat Level to Melkor: At present, Medium, as his abilities are very plot-based. Should he join forces with an experienced time traveler such as Sam Beckett or any incarnation of The Doctor, this could increase drastically.

'''[[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Yukari Yakumo]], Guardian of the Boundaries of Time And Space'''
* Greater Goddess
* Symbol: An umbrella near a black hole.
* Alignment: TrueNeutral
* Reasong for joining: She realizes the dangers and selfishness of the GUAE and for that, she decided to give her hand to the forces of good.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos is her drinking buddy, so she's helping a friend too.
* Threat level to Melkor: VERY HIGH. One of the most broken individuals in the Pantheon.

'''[[Main/MetalSlug Marco Rossi and Tarma Roving]], Gods of Main/{{Military Mashup Machine}}s'''
* Quasideities
* Symbol: Metal Slug Unit-001
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor: Moderate-Low, whether or not they have their Metal Slugs.

'''[[Main/EurekaSeven Renton and Eureka]], God and Goddess of Main/SkySurfing'''
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: The Gekko State logo
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for Joining: To prove that love can emerge triumphant against all odds.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Cosmos treated Eureka with respect and friendship (even echoing Renton's sentiments Eureka's wings were beatiful), and both are grateful, and want to help out in exchange)
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Main/{{Gunnm}} Caerula Sanguis]], Watcher of the Human Condition''' (Quing-long Wei-ji, Vilma Fachiri)
* Demigod
* Symbol: Her twin blue swords, Earthlight and Moonlight
* Alignment: LawfulNeutral (formerly NeutralEvil)
* Reason for Joining:
* Loyalty to Cosmos:
* Threat Level to Melkor:

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Yukari Tanizaki]], Goddess of [[Main/DrivesLikeCrazy Bad Drivers]]''' (Yukari-sensei)
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: The Yukari-mobile (a [[TheAllegedCar current-model but extremely beaten-up Toyota]])
* Alignment: ChaoticGood (she means well...really)
* Reason for Joining: The promise of an indestructible car.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderately high, especially after Cosmos arranged for her to have a steak dinner ready for her as a thank you for signing up.
* Threat Level to Melkor: Extreme....if he's in the car with her.

'''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Terra Branford]], Goddess of [[MamaBear Motherly Protection]]''' (The Esperkin, The Girl Who Pilots the [[PowerArmor Magitek Armor]], Tina Branford)
* Demigoddess
* Symbol: A black and red crystal
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for Joining: Wishes to eradicate all war and destruction and create a peaceful, happy world. Her ArchEnemy Kefka being in Melkor's ranks also helped.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high
* Threat Level to Melkor: Low to Moderate normally, as she isn't too enthusiastic about fighting. But as an extreme MamaBear, if she sees the younger warriors of the GUAG in danger she may [[TransformationSequence enter]] [[SuperMode her]] [[CuteMonsterGirl Esper]] [[SuperpoweredEvilSide form]] and leap into the fray to save them. In this state of mind with her primal instincts active and her powers heightened, her rating rises to High.

'''[[VideoGame/AsurasWrath Mithra]]''', Goddess of '''[[SoulPower Mantra Manipulation]]''', '''[[DistressedDamsel Kidnapped Daughters]]''' and '''[[ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve Faith power]]'''(Former priestess of the Seven Deities), (Asura's Daughter)
* Theme song: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4CpOUndnfs Surge of Mantra]].
* Intermediate God [[spoiler: Actually a potential Overdeity, as she allowed her father [[Pantheon/{{Emotion}} Asura]] to attain his pen-ultimate form, [[EleventhHourSuperPower Mantra Asura]]]].
* Symbol: Her mantra halo
* Alignment: Lawful Good
* Reason for Joining: To support her father, Yasha and Augus, and give spirtually empowered beings on the GUAG more power in combat, as well as Take down Gohma Vlitra.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Very high, and cosmos herself apppreciates the power boost mithra gives to to many of the spiritual beings on the pantheon, including herself. Mithra is also loyal to cosmos due to how she treats her like her own mother, Durga would.
* Threat to Melkor: Melkor initally thought it would of be low due to how easy she was kidnapped, but it's actually almost as extreme as Professor Kabuto and Professor Saotome above, especially upon seeing Mithra grant Asura his first usage of his Mantra Form. The fact that she can make other spiritually powerful beings even more powerful thanks to her prayers doesn't help him much, either.

'''[[WebVideo/BumReviews Chester A. Bum]], God of [[CrazyHomelessPeople the Homeless]]''' (Chester Alfred Bum)
* "I was a Lesser God once! It tastes like butter."
* Symbol: A Styrofoam change cup
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Reason for Joining: Chester may have frequent run-ins with the law, but he's really a good person at heart. Of course, the fact that the "nice, big, glowy lady" lets him stay in a "warm, warm building" as long as he stays helps quite a bit.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: High. Chester knows he can count on her for change and a "warm, warm building".
* Threat to Melkor: Not much. All Melkor has to do is throw a handful of change somewhere and Chester goes running after it. Chester tends to be kept out of essential combat roles. [[Since he is now in charge of the Plot Hole, however...]]

'''[[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Robert Edwin House]], God of [[ManInTheMachine Human-Powered Machines]]''' (Mr. House, The House)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A poker chip with the number 38 on it.
* Alignment: Lawful Good
* Reason for joining: There's no money or societal progress to be made if Melkor and his minions take over the universe.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: None whatsoever, he's merely good for the fact it's beneficial for him. But on the idea that he'll serve Cosmos because serving Melkor holds no advantages for him, he's absolutely loyal.
* Threat to Melkor: Low, he's a good [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] but his Securitrons aren't good for much besides CannonFodder. However, rumor has it he's on the lookout for a legendary "platinum chip", and if he finds it, he can upgrade his Securitrons to be much more dangerous and raise his threat level up to Moderate.

'''[[Series/EarlyEdition Gary Hobson]], God of Future Disaster Prevention'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A rolled-up newspaper
* Alignment: LawfulGood (ChaoticGood if he needs to be)
* Reason for joining: Because he believes its the right thing to do, and the GUAE is responsible for most of the disasters he reads about in tomorrow's newspaper.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: Moderate, on the condition that she keeps his secret and doesn't ask to see the paper. He still chooses to operate solo as a good samaritan, and doesn't want the publicity his receiving tomorrow's paper would give him (and when that's compromised, he reads about it before it happens and is able to prevent it anyway).
* Threat to Melkor: Moderate, since he knows what GOAE is going to do before they do it. But by himself he can only do so much. He'd be an extreme threat if his paper were ever to be used by the higher-ups at GUAG. But then the paper might stop coming.

'''[[OnePiece Sanji]], God of [[TeamChef Team Chefs]]''' ("Black Leg", Mr. Prince)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: His jolly roger
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Reason for joining: With Luffy's bottomless stomach on the front lines, someone experienced in keeping him fed needs to be on staff.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: He will always be eternally loyal to his goddess Cosmos-''swama~''!
* Threat to Melkor: High. Sanji is a perfectly capable fighter who can protect the non-combatants of the Support Squadron.

'''[[Disney/WreckItRalph Felix]], God of [[MrFixIt Fixing]]''' (Fix-it Felix Jr.)
* Greater God
* Symbol: His blue cap with the letters "FF", alternately his golden hammer.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Reason for joining: Whenever a bad guy starts wrecking things, it's his job to fix them.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: She certainly is a swell lady, he's more than happy to join the cause.
* Threat to Melkor: Moderate. He's physically incapable of hurting anyone or anything, but he can fix anything broken almost instantly. He's the one keeping the GUAG facilities standing, and its forces resupplied.

'''[[Manga/KotouraSan Haruka Kotoura]], Goddess of [[AMindIsATerribleThingToRead Traumatic]] {{Telepathy}}.'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A locket necklace with a picture of [[UnderstandingBoyfriend Yoshihisa Manabe]] and herself inside it.
* Alignment: Was TrueNeutral, but [[CharacterDevelopment became]] NeutralGood
* Reason for joining: She wanted another place to belong where nobody would be afraid of her power and to develop beneficial uses for it.
* Loyalty to Cosmos: ''Very high''. To have gone from a CrapsaccharineWorld where she was AllOfTheOtherReindeer and [[YouMonster a monster]] to a place where she's treated like a decent human being would make anybody that loyal!
* Threat to Melkor: Moderate. She would be rated higher as a means of gathering information, but the GUAE [[PsychicStatic know how]] [[PokeInTheThirdEye to work around her]] PowerIncontinence.
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