The Council of Cloudcuckooland

Their meeting room is behind the back door of the Pantheon of Mentalist Gods. It's constructed entirely of cardboard and duct tape, and the walls are scribbled on. There is always a faint smell of treacle in the air, even though all the food items in the cardboard fridge are cardboard cut-outs.

Sometimes, their faces are hidden behind handmade masks; sometimes they wear cosplay outfits to hide their identities; but often they confuse each other anyway under their [[PaperThinDisguise Paper Thin Disguises]].

Our intelligence hasn't been quite able to make out what they are planning and if they are planning at all; possibly they are talking in code.

In case the Pantheon/CouncilOfShadows were to attack, [[SpannerInTheWorks they might be the only ones able to fight back]].

Below a breakdown of their momentary members:

'''[[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Ayumu Kasuga]], Goddess of Daydreams, Ambassador of Cloudcuckooland and Leader of the Council of {{Cloudcuckooland}}''' (Osaka)
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: [[Manga/AzumangaDaioh Chiyo's Dad]], Sea slugs
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s, [[Main/TheIdiotFromOsaka Osakan Oddballs]], [[Main/EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep People always referred to by nicknames]], Main/BookDumb, Main/TheFool, Main/NightmareFuelStationAttendant, Main/PungeonMaster
* Domains: Dream, Illusion, Chaos, Mind, Transcendence
* Osaka thinks even [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Luna Lovegood]] is too weird even for her, but that hasn't stopped them from hanging out with each other at every opportunity.
* Undisputed Queen of Daydreams, Osaka's mind is a realm of churning creativity even the bravest VideoGame/{{Psychonauts}} do not dare to enter. Her adviser, Chiyo's Dad, may or may not be a creation of herself.
* Is rumored to have [[http://www.tsunamichannel.com/index.php?date=2005-10-28&comic=Parody forgotten her own name]]. She can't remember if the rumor is true or not, but she hopes it is, as she finds it unreasonably funny.
* Trapped in a LotusEaterMachine? Suffering through YourWorstNightmare? Have you found to your horror that YourMindMakesItReal? Prayers often go up to Osaka for protection from these situations. She's happy to help, but sometimes she just makes things stranger.
* Was elected leader of the Council on the grounds that she was the most focused and down-to-Earth of the group. No, really.
* Osaka holds the supreme honor of being the only one [[Pantheon/{{MainHouse}} Johan Liebert]] is afraid of. She doesn't know why: Johan had approached her for a chat one day, and it had ended with him [[TwitchyEye twitching]] violently, throwing up his hands, [[{{Angrish}} screaming incoherently]] and tearing out of the room. Osaka is still not quite sure what happened, but there was a big party thrown for her afterwards, so apparently she did [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome SOMETHING]] good.

'''[[Literature/HarryPotter Luna Lovegood]], Goddess of [[EpilepticTrees Zany Theories]] (Loony)'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Crumple-Horned Snorkack horn
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: Main/EpilepticTrees, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Head in the Clouds]], Appalling Honesty, [[Main/DullSurprise Vacant Staring]]
* Domains: Intelligence, Magic
* She and her closest deity friend, Osaka, are constantly one-upping each other to see who can tell the weirdest story.
* Occasionally, characters who feel that they have been wronged by their canon portrayal will make a pilgrimage to Cloudcuckooland to seek an audience with Luna. If she sympathizes with their tale of woe (and she almost always does), she will plant an [[Main/EpilepticTrees Epileptic Tree]] on their behalf. As a result, many characters who would [[AlternativeCharacterInterpretation otherwise]] be followers of the [[Pantheon/GrandUnitedAllianceofEvil Alliance of Evil]] have a soft spot for her. (A GREAT many. Just look at the WildMassGuessing section.)

'''Music/LadyGaga, Goddess of Catchiness'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: A telephone
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, CrazyAwesome, CostumePorn, EarWorm
* Domain: Madness, Glory, Persistence
* Gaga has succeeded in creating some of the most incredibly catchy songs the world has ever experienced. The only possible explanation has to be divine power. Her cult is widespread.

'''[[WesternAnimation/FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends Goo]], Goddess of Imagination''' (Goo Goo Gaga)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A Rainbow Afro
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: Rampant Creativity, [[Main/RealityWarper Unintended Creation]], {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s, Reallyreallyreally''really''fasttalking
* Domains: Creation, Mind, Chaos
* Claims to have created a house full of imaginary friends in a single night. Most of them are barely identifiable as sentient beings, but she's working on fixing that.

'''[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Ralph Wiggum]], An Eternal Constant of Non-Sequiturs''' (The Sleep Viking)
* Quasideity
* Symbol: A nose with a finger stuck up its nostrils
* Alignment: True Neutral
* Portfolio: TheDitz, [[TheFool Fools]], [[TheDitz Ditzes]], {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s, [[{{Flanderization}} Flanderization Sufferers]]
* Domains: Chaos, Dream, Illusion
* Followers: Isumi Saginomiya (''Manga/HayateTheCombatButler''), Mr. Kimura (''Manga/AzumangaDaioh''), Homsar (''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'')
* Ralph 3:16: ''"My cat has fleas"''

'''Creator/ChristopherWalken, God of [[Main/RuleOfScary Creepy Villains]]'''
* Lesser God
* Symbol: His head, slowly moving closer
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: Main/{{Talkative Loon}}s, Main/RuleOfScary, Main/CharacterFilibuster, {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* Domains: Chaos, Madness, Craft
* Just by the knowledge of his very existence, the Greater Gods classified him as such and locked him in a closet. [[Pantheon/{{Philosophy}} Osaka]] and [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Luna Lovegood]] have attempted and failed numerous times to break him out.
* Because of his current state, the Council of Cloudcuckooland have reserved this spot for him when he is finally freed.
* [[{{Ripper}} Is un-fucking-believable!]]

'''[[Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick Elan]], God of GenreSavvy Morons'''
* Quasideity
* Symbol: Banjo, God of Puppets
* Alignment: ChaoticGood
* Portfolio: GenreSavvy, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Lack of any other Savvy]], Banjos.
* Domain: Illusion, Wisdom (only aplies to genre related knowledge), Inspiration
* Allies: Flonne (''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness'')
* Elan was raised up by Banjo himself, as his high priest.
* He has also raised up several lesser hand puppet gods, and is being considered for promotion because of this, on the philosophical grounds that anyone who can create a god is greater than one. This is being blocked by anyone who hears it, as no one wants this info to get around.

'''[[Series/{{Fringe}} Walter Bishop]], God of [[Main/WeirdScience Fringe Science]]'''
* Symbol: Fringe Patterns
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: OmnidisciplinaryScientist, TheSmartGuy, MadScientist, GeniusDitz, IdiotSavant, {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, BunnyEarsLawyer
* Domains: Intelligence, Insanity, Experimentation
* Followers: Peter Bishop
* Is the go to guy for the House of Defense whenever something unexplainable happens. Chances are, Bishop had performed an experiment for that exact phenomenon and has the data to rationalize it... if you're willing to overlook his many personality quirks.
* Luna Lovegood and Osaka are regular visitors to Bishop's basement laboratory and have started calling him "Grandpa Bishop", much to Peter's annoyance. They've even let him into the Pantheon/CouncilOfCloudcuckooland, but he rarely attends meetings due to his experiments.
* Also keeps a cow in his laboratory, though everybody is too afraid to ask why.

'''Creator/AndyKaufman, God of [[Main/DontExplainTheJoke NEVER Explaining the Joke]]''' (Tony Clifton; Foreign Man; [[Series/{{Taxi}} Latka Gravas]]; the [[{{Heel}} Intergender Wrestling Champion of the World]]; the King of Memphis, Tennessee; and "Andy Kaufman" himself)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: A child's record player with a 45 of the ''Mighty Mouse'' theme song cued up
* Portfolio: [[PaintingTheMedium Fourth Wall Medium]], [[SecretIdentityIdentity Secret Identities]] / [[AlterEgoActing Alter Egos]], [[SubvertedKidsShow Subverted Kids Shows]], FunnyForeigner, AllPartOfTheShow?, Main/LargeHam, [[Main/WorkedShoot Worked Shoots for Any and All Occasions]]
* Domains: Theater, Craft
* Followers: Creator/RobinWilliams, Paul Reubens, and many other comedians, though they don't follow his footsteps ''exactly''. Music/{{REM}} honors him in song, and Creator/JimCarrey is his [[Film/ManOnTheMoon high priest]].
* Opposed by: Tony Clifton (who goes berserk if anyone suggests he is an aspect of Andy), Wrestling/JerryLawler
* Even nearly three decades after his death -- [[HesJustHiding yes]], he ''is'' dead; that's why he's ''here'' -- everyone still argues about whether he's a great comedian or not. He feels the argument is pointless as he is not a comedian but a "song-and-dance man". And a wrestler. (His secondary holy symbol is a neck brace.)

'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Homsar]], God of Gag Characters'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: His bowler hat
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral, with occasional forays into Chaotic Stupid
* Portfolio: [[RuleOfFunny Acceptable]] [[LawfulStupidChaoticStupid Chaotic Stupidity]], Main/{{Talkative Loon}}s, [[Main/TheDitz Non Seqiturs]], [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Being Nonsensical]]
* Domains: Chaos, Madness
* Followers: Sir Not Appearing In This Film (''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''), Senor Cardgage (''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'')
* Allies: Ayumu Kasuga, Strong Sad
* Enemies: Strong Bad
* Is the child of a Chipwich and a cup of coffee.
* It isn't known for certain how he ended up ascending in the first place. Some say he was left here by aliens, or abandoned at least. Others are convinced he came to retrieve his hat and couldn't find his way out.

'''[[Series/{{Scrubs}} J.D.]], God of [[Main/HeterosexualLifePartners Guy Love]] [[Main/{{Shipping}} Increased By Fanon]]''' (Vanilla Bear, many, ''many'' girls' names)
* Demigod
* Symbol: A notebook with a [[strike:unicorn]] horse with a sword on his head on the cover
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: Main/{{Bunny Ears Lawyer}}s, {{Cloudcuckoolander}}s, [[Main/HoYay Victims of Ho Yay]], Main/{{Inner Monologue}}s
* Domain: Healing, Radiance, Competition, Emotion, Pride
* When not here, J.D. can be found hanging out in his temple in the House of Love with his co-deity and "Chocolate Bear", Turk.

'''[[VisualNovel/{{Clannad}} Kotomi Ichinose]], Goddess of [[Main/DreadfulMusician Dreadful Music]]'''
* Lesser Goddess
* Symbol: Violin
* Alignment: True Neutral
* Portfolio: [[Main/DreadfulMusician Dreadful Music]], Fake Main/MagicalGirl, [[Main/BokeAndTsukkomiRoutine Tsukkomis]], Main/{{Cloudcuckoolander}}s, Main/{{Teen Genius}}es, Main/SenselessViolins
* Domain: Family, Craft
* Follower: Cacofonix (''{{Asterix}}'')
* Kotomi is a frequent figure on ''Celestial Idol'', but in recent years has been shown the door repeatedly before she even gets a chance to unpack her violin case. Simon Cowell is still trying to block out the days-old ringing in his ears.
* Just as long as she doesn't bring her violin, she's always welcomed to any party. But if she ever brings her violin, she'll end up BoundAndGagged in the corner.

'''Main/{{Deadpool}}, Destroyer of the Main/FourthWall''' (Merc With a Mouth, Wade Wilson)
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: a yellow narrative box
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: The Main/NoFourthWall, Main/PaintingTheMedium, Main/LampshadeHanging, Main/{{Meta Guy}}s, Being Main/GenreSavvy, Main/MediumAwareness, Main/{{Crazy Awesome}}ness
* Domain: Madness, Chaos, Destruction, Illusion
* Followers: [[strike: Etna (''VideoGame/DisgaeaHourOfDarkness'')]] (Nope, [[Pantheon/HeroesAndVillains ascended]]), The Warner Brothers and their Warner Sister Dot (WesternAnimation/{{Animaniacs}}) Ambush Bug, who did it all first.
* Deadpool wonders if his position means he can now talk in bullet-point format
** "Oh, little bullet point format, I've missed you so! We will have so much fun together!"

'''[[Series/TheATeam Murdock]], God of [[Main/TheMadHatter Knowing That You're Crazy]]''' (H. M. "Howling Mad" Murdock")
* Lesser God
* Symbol: Airplane
* Alignment: Chaotic Good
* Portfolio: [[Main/TheMadHatter Mad Hatter]], Main/{{Balloonacy}}, Main/MeaningfulName, Main/ObfuscatingStupidity, Main/TricksterArchetype, [[DrivesLikeCrazy Flies Like Crazy]]
* Domain: Travel, Mentalism, Ambiguous Sanity, Mad Pilot Skills
* Opposed by: B. A. "Bad Attitude" Baracus.
--> I'm not going anywhere with that crazy fool!
* Had his cell relocated to the meeting room for easier access. Still breaks out of his cell to go on missions with the A-Team, even though he's allowed to leave whenever he wants.

'''SweetBroAndHellaJeff, Gods of Stairs''' (Dude, Man, Dog, Bro, Dunkass, Shithead; all can be applied to both of them)
* Lesser Gods
* Symbol: 8^y
* Alignment: [[TotallyRadical CHAOTIC RADICAL]]
* Portfolio: StylisticSuck, [[WeirdAlEffect a parody outliving the source material]], [[MindYourStep stairs]], [[GretzkyHasTheBall mixed sports metaphors]], [[TheStoner toking up on a joint]]
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Sports}} The Big Man]]
* They are widely assumed to have a preoccupation with warning people about stairs - they do, but they only do it once per person and it only comes up again if you don't heed their initial warning.
* Legends tell of Jeff's birth - that he hatched from an easter egg belonging to Bro and was promptly placed underneath his own posterior.
* Regardless of how it happened, the two were born through the [[NoodleIncident as-yet unspecified]] work of [[Pantheon/{{Theater}} Dave Strider]]. Neither of them have any idea of that, though. [[PoesLaw Nor does anyone else]].

'''ShadowCrystalMage, SUPREME OVERLORD OF ALL CRACK!'''
* Lesser God, though he's seeking to correct that
* Symbol: the most current Fanfiction.net Logo.
* Alignment: Chaotic Silly
* Portfolio: CrackFic, CrackPairing, {{Crossover}}, AdaptationalBadass, AlternateCharacterInterpretation, ScheduleSlip, SerialEscalation, GenreSavvy, HilarityEnsues, LampshadeHanging, LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters, NoFourthWall, [[{{Troperific}} looking for more tropes to add his portfoli]]
* Domain: Insanity, Craft, Fanfic, Plot
* Allies: Daidouji Tomoyo and Tuxedo Kamen, both of whom he has given [[AdaptationalBadass upgrades...]]; Snowflame
* Followers: Everyone that has signed up for automatic updates for his fanfiction
* SCM has been known to suddenly appear without warning, encourage people to worship him (I.E. Add to his TvTropes pages), and leave...
* The only active planner on the Council of Cloudcuckooland, many wonder why SCM is here rather than the Pantheon/CouncilOfShadows. SCM maintains that "this is more fun"; most of the Council of Shadows maintains that SCM's plans are too [[GambitRoulette convoluted]] , [[MindScrew confusing]] [[CrackFic and all out]] '''[[CrackFic weird]]''' [[EvenEvilHasStandards even for them]].
* A Legend that didn't exist until recently, but now has existed for untold eons, says that the day shall come when ShadowCrystalMage leads the legions of madness to conquer all that is, thereby getting His name on every TVTropes page.
* Is simultaneously trying to keep Chrisopher Walken locked up ''AND'' trying to keep him ''slightly'' stronger than any hero who gets in his way, so that he will be sufficiently scary.
* He is currently trying to take the position of leader away from Ayumu but so far has met with failure. He believes his plans are either ''too'' insane or 'not nearly enough''.

'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Pinkie Pie]], Goddess of the [[PeripheryDemographic Unexpected Audiences]]'''
* Intermediate Goddess
* Symbol: Her Cutie Mark (Three Balloons: two Blue ones and a yellow one)
* Alignment: ChaoticGood (Heavy on the Chaotic)
* Portfolio: [[CrazyAwesome Awesome]] [[InexplicablyAwesome insanity]], [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} being out of this world]], [[TheDitz being ditzy...]] [[GeniusDitz with surprising insight]], [[GenkiGirl cute hyperactivity]], [[QuirkyCurls curly mane]] [[ExpressiveHair which occasionally changes to reflect her mood]], [[ManChild acting like a child]] [[SkipOfInnocence (even skipping like one)]], [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny minimal attention span]], [[FunPersonified fun ponified]], [[ThePrankster pranking]], [[BigEater eating a lot]], BreakingTheFourthWall, [[RealityWarper defying the laws of reality]], [[CatchPhrase "okey dokey lokey"]], [[MotorMouth talking a lot]], [[LifeOfTheParty parties]],
* Domain: Friendship, Laughter, Parties, Fun, Hyperactivity, Innocence
* Allies: [[Pantheon/{{Knowledge}} Twilight]] [[Pantheon/{{Magic}} Sparkle]], [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Rar]][[Pantheon/{{Commerce}} ity]], [[Pantheon/{{Food}} Applejack]], [[Pantheon/PersonalAppearance Rainbow]] [[Pantheon/{{Nature}} Dash, Fluttershy]]
* Followers: [[FanCommunityNickname Bronies]]
* Ascended extremely quickly and has been seen making friends with many of the Gods and Goddess of the various houses, however she's just as likely to annoy and confuse everypony.
* Can [[OffscreenTeleportation teleport]], pop out of small objects, exist in two different places at once, [[SuperSpeed run at]] [[Film/{{Spaceballs}} ludicrous]] [[SuperSpeed speed]] and otherwise [[RealityWarper defy the laws of reality]].
* Has thrown (or at least attempted to throw) parties for every single deity in the pantheon. That includes Evil gods and even entities on a cosmic level. Some were delighted. Some were pissed. Some were pissed at first, but THEN were delighted. Some of these attempts didn't go all that well, like that time Pinkie attempted to decorate [[PlanetEater Unicron]] in frilly ribbons and balloons.
* Albeit associated with the House of Theater Pinkie spends a lot of her time in the House of Food, where she bakes, and eats, a lot of sweets. Yes, including [[TrademarkFavoriteFood cupcakes]].
* Rumors that Pinkie Pie has attempted to [[{{Cupcakes}} assassinate other gods to steal their power and turn their skin into clothing]] are really just rumors.
* As a Goddess of [[PeripheryDemographic Periphery Demographics]], people would assume that she should be opposed to [[Pantheon/{{Disgraces}} Barney, God of Periphery Hatedoms]] but that isn't the case at all. They actually get along splendidly; their respective shows even air next to each other in certain countries. This baffles many.

'''[[InvaderZim G.I.R]], God of Insane Robots'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A Taco (He loves the little tacos. He loves them good)
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: Non sequiters, MemeticMutation, ExtremeOmnivore ism
* Domain: Chaos,Madness
* Followers: Bender.
* When Osaka offered him a position in the council, he nodded. How much he understood is debatable.
* G.I.R spends much of his time preparing waffles for the rest of the council, then throwing them out the window.
* Is currently working on a sequel to his doom song.

'''LetsPlay/{{Raocow}}, God of [[BreathlessNonSequitur Complete and Utter Nonsense]]'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A [[ArtisticLicenseBiology larval horse]] in a football helmet.
* Portfolio: Unexpected Topic Changing, Inappropriate Laughter, Socks
* Domain: Gaming, particularly [[GameMod hacks]].
* Followers: [[VideoGame/ASuperMarioThing Demo]]
* Has the potential to claim leadership of Cloudcuckooland for himself, but he's content just playing video games instead.
* Once had the power to [[SaveScumming reverse time]], but has since given it up, as he considers it to be cheating.
* [[Pantheon/{{Beast}} Yoshi]] has made several attempts to secure Raocow as an ally. Since each encounter with him ends with Yoshi being thrown down a bottomless pit, though, none of them have panned out.

'''[[VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies CrazyDave]], God of Unintelligible Nonsense'''
* Intermediate God
* Symbol: A saucepan.
* Portfolio: Craziness, [[{{Catchphrase}} Catchphrases]], Unintelligible Nonsense, Zombies, and Weird Plants
* Domain: Insanity, the Undead
* Followers: Millions of gamers worldwide
* Has a tendency to set up a lawn and go Wall-nut bowling in the middle of meetings. The Council of Cloud Cuckooland usually doesn't get disrupted much by this; meetings of other houses, though, are. As such, Crazy Dave often has to rely on the rest of the Council of Cuckooland to save his bacon... and his health, too.

'''[[TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu Old Man Henderson]], God of [[OffTheRails Plot Derailment]]''' [[spoiler: Eli Burning, Young Old Man Henderson Eli Burning]]
* Demigod
* Symbol: A Lawn Gnome
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: '''OfftheRails''', '''CrazyAwesome''', '''CrowningMomentofAwesome''', '''DoNotGoGentle''', [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just Blow Up Hastur Permanently]], LovecraftLite, Cool Sunglasses, [[BeyondTheImpossible Winning Unwinnable Games]], MoreDakka, DoorStopper (backstory), DitzyGenius, JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* Domains: Plot (in opposition to) Wild Cards, Chaos, Awesome
* Allies: Prefers to work alone, but often sides with the GUAG.
* Enemies: Killer Game Masters, and every god originating from Lovecraft. They're all scared of him after what he managed to do to Hastur.
* While Old Man Henderson is a free spirit, he likes to work most against villains and the Disgraces. Especially the Disgraces. He has no love for them, and especially not the railroading that comes with the logical fallacies of their stories. He still doesn't like to be affiliated with the GUAG.
* Old Man Henderson was reincarnated as Eli Burning by Nylathortep, as part of a Batman-Gambit to get Hastur back in the game. Needless to say, it didn't work out well. Henderson sealed Hastur's power and fled to the Pantheons, where the Crawling Chaos can't touch him.
* The only known investigator to ever win Call of Cthulhu, and the only known player ever to cause the DM to flip the table over in anger.
* Although he was originally considered for the House of Ambiguity, his last actions got him a place in the house of Heroes.
* Is, along with Mr. Welch and Noh, a member of the Trinity of [[OffTheRails Games Gone Off Track]], representing the Serious aspect, also known as the Against a Bad DM aspect.

'''[[Manga/SoulEater Excalibur]], God of Annoyance & Irritation'''
* Greater God. Some wishes he's a quasideity instead...
* Symbol: (ﺧ益ﺨ) ([[http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/227/1287208133569.png The 'I-Have-Met-Excalibur' Face]] (Yes, even his symbol is annoyed))
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: AbsurdlySharpBlade, [[{{Earworm}} Catchy Songs]], [[TheScrappy Annoying The Hell Of Anyone Who Meets Him]], [[MemeticMutation Making Everyone Who Meets Him Make This Face:]] (ﺧ益ﺨ), CloudCuckooLander, TalkativeLoon, InfinityPlusOneSword [[AwesomeButImpractical As Long As One Can Stand His Intolerability]], '''[[CatchPhrase "FOOL!"]]''', CrazyAwesome, [[spoiler:EldritchAbomination?]]
* Domain: Irritation, Weapons, Emotion, Mentalism
* Opposed by: [[Pantheon/{{Mentalism}} Black Star]] ('''[[PhraseCatcher "SO ANNOYIIIINNNGGG!!!"]]'''), [[Pantheon/{{Philosophy}} Death the Kid]] ("Disgusting..."). Or... scratch that. ''Anyone that comes across him''.
* Those who can ''stand'' him: BugsBunny, {{Deadpool}}.
* This is a different form of the Holy Sword Excalibur found in the House of Weapons. Safe to say, he lives up to the fact that he's making everyone who comes across him to get utterly irritated.
* Doesn't matter who the person is, he has made everyone he comes across to make the face (ﺧ益ﺨ). Including even ''Melkor'', of all people. Enter his house at your own risk.
** However, there are those who could stand him, but only because they could be equally insane and nuts-driving. Those who do would be considered the great ones... though they still prefer their own methods of combat instead of becoming his Meister.
* In a way, he is somehow seen as the 'better' counterpart of [[TheScrappy Scrappy Doo]] as even if he's utterly annoying, there are some who finds his annoyance kind of hilarious. That, and also the fact that he also lives up with the claims that he has untold power like his 'original' form the Sword Excalibur in the Weapons House.
* Several people, especially those from the GUAG has been expressing interest in tossing Excalibur to [[VideoGame/BlazBlue Yuuki Terumi]], if only to see the Trolling God get a taste of his own medicine and lose his temper with Excalibur's loonydom. Excalibur himself has no idea who the hell Terumi is, but he'd be more than delighted to tell his five-hour story or fight him anyway. The GUAG's problem right now is to find a Meister who could STAND Excalibur to start an eventual fighting.
* [[RunningGag His legend begins in the 12th century...]]
* [[spoiler: He is rumored to be one of the Great Old Ones who represents Madness through Rage. No one believes this (or wants to for that matter), but you can't help but wonder...]]

'''[[ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG Mr. Welch]], God of [[TheLoonie Loonies]]'''
* Demigod
* Symbol: The list of things he's no longer allowed to do in an RPG. Alternatively, a really big gun, best fired using the artillery skill, and mentioned in the Geneva Convention by name.
* Alignment: ChaoticNeutral
* Portfolio: TheLoonie, OfftheRails, PlayerArchetypes, ChaoticStupid, RulesLawyer, GeniusDitz, ImAHumanitarian, ScrewYouElves, MoreDakka, TheresNoKillLikeOverkill, RuleOfCool, RuleOfFunny, [[BerserkButton of Munchkins]], [[TropeOverdosed Way Too Many To List]]
* Domains: Gaming, Hilarity, Chaos, Really Big Guns
* Allies: Old Man Henderson, INH
* Enemies: The Status Quo
* Mr Welch is known throughout the pantheon for a gigantic list of the things he's not allowed to do. Most of these rules showcase extreme power and [[ChaoticStupid ultimate weirdness]], putting him on the watch list of the Council of Shadows, as well as others. He doesn't care, and will blow them up with everyone else when the mood strikes him.
* Sometimes, he is a great warrior, capable of taking down Greater Gods. Just as often, he's entirely useless, whatever would be funnier.
* Is not the Patron Saint of [[OnlySaneMan Common Sense]]. He's not allowed to make up patron saints either, not that that has stopped him from trying.
* Is, along with Noh and Old Man Henderson, a member of the Trinity of Games Gone Off Track, representing the Dumb Players/ Rule of Funny aspect.

'''Wrestling/JeffHardy, God of the DyeHard''' (The Charismatic Enigma, The Anti-Christ of Professional Wrestling, The Rainbow-Haired Warrior, Willow the Whisp)
* Lesser God
* Symbol: The Hardy Boyz necklace over a stylized tattoo of roots. If he's the Anti Christ of Professional Wrestling, it becomes his customized TNA World Heavyweight Championship belt. As Willow, it's his black and white umbrella.
* Alignment: ChaoticGood normally, ChaoticEvil as the AntiChrist of Professional Wrestling, ChaoticNeutral as Willow (All of them heavy on the Chaotic)
* Portfolio: [[DyeHard dyeing his hair]] [[MulticoloredHair in multiple colors]] ([[RealMenWearPink including shades of pink and purple]]), [[BunnyEarsLawyer insane guys who are very talented wrestlers]], [[TheAtoner atoning for]] [[DrugsAreBad his history with drugs]], [[IHaveTheHighGround high flying aerial maneuvers]], [[PerkyGoth energetic Goth personalities]], [[FacialMarkings painting his face in different colors]]
* Domains: Wrestling, Insanity, Drugs (ashamed), Darkness (good and evil).
* Osaka has decreed that Jeff and ''only'' Jeff can enter the Council of Cloudcuckooland. If he's currently in his other two personas, he'll have to leave until he's "free" from them. This is due to the fact that the Anti-Christ talks about insane philosophies regarding humanity that make little to no sense (and that's saying something), and Willow is just too insane ''even for Osaka herself'' (and also because his brother, Matt Hardy, is afraid for his brother's safety).
* Luna Lovegood, on one of the rare occasions that Willow was in vicinity, interviewed him and asked if he was crazy. Willow just answered that maybe he is crazy....subtract "maybe".

'''[[WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie Emmet]], God of [[BuiltWithLego LEGO]]''' (The Special)
* Quasideity[[spoiler: (Believing in himself and then elevating into a Master Builder shoots him up to Greater God)]]
* Symbol: A double-decker Couch.
* Alignment: NeutralGood
* Portfolio: [[RidiculouslyAverageGuy being an average guy]] [[YouAllLookFamiliar and having a very normal face]], [[TheChosenZero not being the chosen one]] [[IJustWantToBeSpecial and wanting to be special because of it]], [[MundaneMadeAwesome believing that everything]] [[TheWorldIsJustAwesome is awesome]], [[TheFool fools]], [[OrderVersusChaos balancing following LEGO instructions and creating his own ideas]], {{Adorkable}} {{Idiot Hero}}es, [[TheStrategist amazing at creating strategies]].
* Domains: Foolishness, Imagination, LEGO, Creativity.
* Inspired to find a Cloudcuckooland here just like in his home world, Emmet began to assemble his own seat with all the LEGO bricks he found. He now holds competitions to see who can build the craziest things with LEGO.
* Has no mean bone in his body and is friends with everyone here and even gets along well with Excalibur (which is no easy feat). However even ''he'' has some issues regarding Jeff Hardy's multiple personality disorder and had to refuse Willow's desire for black and white LEGO pieces.
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