Inevitably, some stories fall under this:
* Crazy people are... Well, crazy. But when one of them stabs ''himself'' over ''50 times'', and then throw his ''own intestines'' at the cops sent to arrest him... Both Joe and Elliott are very disturbed by this [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1RcT4IoHyk&feature=BFa&list=UU_gE-kg7JvuwCNlbZ1-shlA story]].
* One guy tried to eat someone's face.
* Transforming your dead cat into an helicopter is not right. And freaking disturbing.
* A (former) Porn Star killed his gay lover, ate some parts of him, dismembered him, and they sent parts of his body to local politicians. And he filmed it. ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85vacO345Ac&list=UU_gE-kg7JvuwCNlbZ1-shlA&index=20 Link]])
* Steve has given off the impression that he is afraid of having children, many times.
* During the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmkwdoIEgc Forging Daggers with MAN AT ARMS video]], Tony Swatton tells them the story of a producer who threw his common sense in the trash and ended up hurting himself terribly. Wondering if a knife is sharp? Hey, [[WhatAnIdiot why not trying to slide the blade on your own bare hand in order to check the sharpness?]] [[SarcasmMode Congratulations!]] [[{{Fingore}} You cut your thumb to the bone!]] After getting first-aid and bandages, he grabs a piece of boiling hot steel (by boiling hot, we mean ''900 degrees'') ''with the same hand'', and has his skin peeled off. [[FromBadToWorse It gets worse!]] Screaming, he decides to plunge his maimed hand into a barrel of water... except that he instead plunged it into a barrel of '''''acid'''''. Thrisha and Meg are horrified. Cue MoodWhiplash.
-->''Bryan'': And I'll be Tony in this situation: [[DeadpanSnarker No... Stop...]] [[CrowningMomentOfFunny *cue laughter*]]