[[GuardianOfTheMultiverse Guarding all of reality]] is fraught with danger to life and limb, risk of madness, and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the odd bad dream]].

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* Think the macroviruses were bad in ''Series/StarTrekVoyager''? Now imagine the bugs an infected Paul Bunyan would produce. Imagine how big a bug would have to be to [[spoiler:stab an adult human through the heart.]]
* A MarySue could completely MindRape you, and there's nothing you could do about it.
* In ''Tom Paris Is NOT a Wimp'', a character replacement is [[spoiler:given a glass of hydrochloric acid]]. The author ''[[BodyHorror describes the results]]''.
* Agent X is AxCrazy even by PPC standards, and even her friends are afraid of her. Fortunately, the author of ''Sue Be Nimble, Sue Be Fast'' does not traumatize the reader with a description of what she [X] did to the MarySue.
* Any FanFic tackled by the Disturbing Acts of Violence Department.
* The Word Worlds tend to create literal interpretations of poorly-phrased or mistyped sentences, causing the characters to actually do the things described even if they clearly weren't meant to. Or there are cases where they ''were'' meant to do the physically implausible things, thanks to a CriticalResearchFailure on the author's part. The agents have to watch this. Notable examples include a pornographic fic which kept mixing up or dropping tags, so both characters performed every action described upon the other ''at the same time.'' Or the one in which [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex one character managed, in Agent Deuce's words, to "stick his thing into the other guy's thi-"]]or turning the male lead into a giant walking sandwich is Nightmare Fuel or a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
* Some agents have the [[{{Redwall}} Bloodwrath]], and can be set off with trivial ease.
* The Mind Extractor. It rips you from your body and plants you in another.
* Agent Verra seems to be a {{Yandere}}, and has threatened to eat Alec on at least one occasion.
* Agent Madison O'Grady. Okay, so [[Literature/DragonsInOurMidst Billy Bannister]] has fiery breath too, but he isn't in a line of work that corrodes one's sanity.
* The Ring of Sairalindė, an uncontrollable weapon. Yes, it can destroy [[Fanfic/{{Celebrian}} a platoon of Orcs and a Doppelganger]], but [[spoiler:it also kills the user]].
* Agent Laburnum attempting to rescue two otters from a goodfic, getting caught by an entire horde of vermin and nearly killed. Of course, being Laburnum, she ended up [[CoolAndUnusualPunishment paying back her attackers with interest]] using a hedgehog skin, a scythe and a lot of honey. Just to make it worse, she and Foxglove claim to have managed "[[AssShove the thing with the scythe]]" without removing the victim's pants. One dreads to think what she'd have done [[RapeAndRevenge had they actually succeeded in their attempts to rape her]].
** Every punishment Laburnum and Foxglove deal out to a Sue. These include giving a Villain!Stu to [[Webcomic/{{Jack|DavidHopkins}} Drip Tiberius Rat]], throwing a Sue into [[Creator/StephenKing the Jaunt]], and giving a Replacement!Sue to [[RobinJarvis the followers of Hobb.]]
*** The "Trees Incident". (For those of you who are unfamiliar with SomethingPositive, think ''Film/{{Deliverance}}'', but with ''trees''.) ''{{Squick}}''.
* Obligatory ''Franchise/StarWars'' example: Yuuzhan Vong agents equipped with Sun Crushers. For those unfamiliar, a Yuuzhan Vong is a ProudWarriorRaceGuy who is blind to the Force and produces plenty of NightmareFuel on his own. A Sun Crusher [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin destroys stars]]. Two great {{Nightmare Fuel}}s that are great together.
* One rather horrible [[http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/11391.html Sweeney Todd fic]] has Anthony stabbing Sweeney in the leg and ''feeling around inside his leg, including pulling on a leg nerve.''
* The Authors (of the fics, not the missions) often have ''horrifying'' views on what constitutes normal and right, which often shows in their stories. For example, in the mission ''[[http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/7927.html Girls Will Be Boys And Boys Will Be Girls]]'', [[Literature/HarryPotter Ron]] becomes rather emotional and bursts into tears. The Author blames this on [[ItMakesSenseInContext his being pregnant]], which to be fair would make sense in another situation where he hadn't been dragged out of his own universe, forcibly genderbent and horribly raped, all of which happened within a few days. [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex Let's not get into how he even knew he was pregnant less than a day after the impregnation.]]
** What, no mention of FanFic/ForYourEyesOnly? The notes for [[http://rc88.dreamwidth.org/9748.html the mission]] (VERY not-work-safe) described it as "offensive at best", which doesn't really cover the creepiness at all.
*** It's enough to make anyone curl up into a little ball and rock backwards and forwards crying, even if they're not a fan of ''Franchise/{{Naruto}}''. The... ''thing'' that replaced Naruto is an insult to ninjas worldwide.
*** And what happened to Sakura-bunny is pure NightmareFuel... especially because ''right afterwards'', the only thing that happens to her killer is that he's ''lightly rebuked for killing the only totally submissive pet-thing they had.'' Repeat: He was ''lightly rebuked'' for murdering another sentient being. Not because he killed a sentient being, not because she hadn't done anything wrong, just because they didn't have another pet that'd fuck anyone. The mind boggles.
* In one fic, [[Literature/{{Discworld}} the Luggage]] ate [[LordOfTheRings Boromir]].
* FridgeHorror applies to the experience of {{Gorillaz}}'s 2D in "[[http://rc273.webs.com/gorillazinthemst.htm Gorillaz in the MST]]". He agreed to do the MSTing to get away from the whale which had canonically been staring at him for months (ItMakesSenseInContext) and wasn't told what the sporked fic was about. He realised too late that it involved him being raped. By Murdoc, who was also in the theatre as a riffer. And, in accordance with traditional MST rules, he wasn't allowed to leave. Murdoc just laughed it off, but poor 2D was pretty uncomfortable. [[SweetPollyOliver Hemlock's]] abrupt {{Nosebleed}} upon the mention of 2D in drag probably didn't help.
* Agents Laura and Danny take down a Stu in a VideoGame/Left4Dead fic, shoot him in the knee and leave him there, with a gun just out of reach and a horde of Infected approaching... sure, the guy deserved it, but ugh...
* Another Left 4 Dead fic involved Zoey screwing a talking Hunter called Zion. *shudders*
* [[https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1ZhwpLifhjjQ6bDWMjOTaUKfCXPWaiP6g9ziOOMr6mns A Stargate Atlantis mission]] had the author continually misspelling 'lab' as 'lad', creating a ten year old boy called the Science Lad. A late line in the fic had one of the doctors 'entering into the lad with some of his medical assistances'. Thank God Agent Thomas had a Sim Gen. Similarly, one has to feel for the [[http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Bride_of_Khazad-Dum Bride of Khazad-Dum]]; poor woman got stretched out over a chasm and had the Fellowship walk over her.
* A malfunctioning Crash Dummy led to Agent Cadmar becoming forcibly genderbent and having horrific scars appear all over his/her back. These scars not only gave him/her horrible flashbacks, he/she was unable to so much as take a shower for fear of remembering how he/she got them in-fic.
** This also lead to a CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming-initially, the Flowers decided to leave him/her as a girl and the scars as punishment for the mismanagement that lead to the clusterfuck that was the mission. However, when Miah brought up the sheer ''trauma'' of the scars, the Sunflower Official decided to remove them without hesitation. Keep in mind that the Flowers are regularly portrayed as the most stubborn and irritable beings in the universe, so partially ''reversing'' a decision is a monumental action for them.
* Agent Ally nonchalantly coming up with new and interesting ways to kill a regenerating mini-Sue, especially as she does so without turning a hair at the fact that she's repeatedly killing a sentient being.
* Agent Stormsong's origin (and Skyfire's, too). Ithalond's origin is probably worse, though. [[FanFic/{{Celebrian}} Poor guy.]]
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