* I'm not the only one to get up to some horrific shenanigans--I'm just the best at it. For example:
** My entire childhood. You could say that Pappy G taught me everything I know.
** Me getting my face burned off.
** My first mortal love getting her face boiled off.
** My love for [[BloodBath bathing in baby blood]].
** The CorruptChurch and their lovely bonfires.
** The idea of being trapped in a book for some significant fraction of eternity.
** I can beg, yes, but I can also threaten. Yes, I'm talking to you. And I will find you.
** [[spoiler: What I plan to do to you when I get out.]]