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Vazelina Bilopphøggers (Vazelina Auto Wreckers) is a [[UsefulNotes/{{Norway}} Norwegian]] pop and rock group, specializing in songs that borrow elements and chord progressions from classic songs (sometimes covering the songs outright), and crafting a mostly-original composition by adding bizarre humorous lyrics, which more often than not have little to no relation to a song's original lyrical content.

Their most famous and iconic lineup consisted of Viggo Sandvik (vocals), Eldar Vågan (guitarist and principal songwriter), Rune Endal (bass), Jan Einar Johansen (organ, saxophone, backing vocals), and Arnulf Paulsen (drums), affectionately known as "Høggern" ("The Wrecker/Chopper"). The group was named after Paulsen's actual auto wrecking yard, which was in turn, according to legend, named after a Hispanic translation of the title of the film ''Film/{{Grease}}''.

They are one of Norway's most beloved and prolific acts, having more or less continually performed for [[LongRunner thirty years and counting]], and have branched out into television, comics, video games, and more.

* ''24 timers service'' (1980)
* ''Slitin i knea'' (1981)
* ''Blå lys'' (1982)
* ''På tur'' (1983)
* ''Fem fyrer med ved'' (1984)
* ''Musikk tel arbe''' (1986)
* ''Gå for gull'' (1987)
* ''Tempo'' (1989)
* ''Full behandling'' (1990)
* ''11 år uten kvinnfolk'' (1992)
* ''[[WesternAnimation/RockADoodle Rock-a-Doodle]]'' (1994)
* ''Hææærli' på toppen ta væla'' (1997)
* ''Hjulkalender'' (2000)
* ''Bensin på bålet'' (2007)
!!Tropes associated with Vazelina Bilopphøggers:
* AuthorAppeal: Rock 'n' roll, liquor, cars, Gjøvik, and sports. And wrecking cars, naturally!
* BandToon: Several products, including albums and yes, comic books, feature the band members in heavily stylized cartoon form, courtesy of illustrator Dag Endal.
* BigFun: "Aagot Stang" may clock in at an eighth of a ton, but she's a nice, helpful sort.
* CallBack: "Borghild" features both a lyrical and musical reference to their first single, "Gi meg fri i kveld".
* CarSong: Oh yeah; on the verge of AuthorAppeal. After all, these are genuine auto wreckers we're talking about.
* CelebrityEndorsement: For years they have served as spokesmen for potatoes and its derivative byproducts, even recording several commercial songs. Another well-remembered commercial would be for Grandiosa pizza, to which the brand owes no small debt for its near-ubiquity. The commercial is still running every December, despite the band's lineup having changed in the meantime.
%%* ConceptAlbum: ''11 år uten kvinnfolk'' to some extent.
%%* TheCoverChangesTheGender: All over the place.
* TheCoverChangesTheMeaning: Oh boy, where to begin... well, for one, "Blålys" ("Blue Moon") is about losing one's license due to {{drunk driv|er}}ing.
* ChristmasSongs: The soundtrack for ''Series/VazelinaHjulkalender''. Most notably, "Hematt til jul" is regarded as a modern Norwegian christmas classic.
* DooWopProgression: Oh yes, more than a few. The album ''Blå lys'' is almost a concept album in this regard.
* DownerEnding:
** In "Feil side ta Mjøsa", the narrator ends up losing both his farm and his wife (she leaves him for a slaughterer).
** In "Konstant i Opel", the narrator buys a car he can't afford, fails to pay his debts and ends up abandoned by everyone.
* DrunkDriver: "Blålys" is about this. He is stopped by the police and claims that he [[BlatantLies "only drinks water",]] [[ImplausibleDeniability despite visible inebriation.]]
* GargleBlaster: In "Drekk det opp (en enkel sang om brenn'vin)", Høgger'n forces Viggo to drink a disgusting cocktail that leaves him vomiting.
* GrandTheftMe: In "Sven Torsell", the ghost of the titular Swedish accordionist possesses Høgger'n, and it's implied the other band members are as well.
* GreatestHitsAlbum: A few, most notably ''Bedre hell' all medisin!'', consisting of thirty-eight favorites and two new songs on two discs.
* HonestJohnsDealership: In "Konstant i Opel" a sleazy car salesman sells the protagonist an overpriced old Opel, which ends up ruining him.
* HonorBeforeReason: Parodied in "Dorull", where the main character chooses to leave the toilet without wiping his butt because there's no toilet paper available, and he can't bring himself to use the Music/{{Elvis}} poster on the wall instead.
%%* HotBlooded: Yes indeed!
* {{Instrumentals}}: A regular inclusion on albums, particularly in the '80s.
* InTheStyleOf: Songs that aren't blatant covers are often like this. "Surfbrett", for instance, borrows recognizable elements from at least three songs by Music/TheBeachBoys.
* LargeHam: Viggo Sandvik; accept no substitutes ([[TheBandMinusTheFace The fans sure didn't!]]).
* LyricalDissonance: "På magan bak en sten", the most strangely soothing doo-wop ballad about spying on a woman sunbathing naked ''ever''.
* OneWomanSong: "Borghild".
* PizzaBoySpecialDelivery: Implied in "Harry Hoover", where the ladies "get so happy" when the vacuum salesman knocks the door, and receive "service" so they "go crazy" when they let him in with his "machine".
* PopStarComposer: For the Creator/DonBluth film ''WesternAnimation/RockADoodle'' (they also provided voices), which does the film a whole lot of good by way of {{Woolseyism}}.
* SgtPeppersShoutOut: ''Hææærli' på toppen ta væla'', with the boys dressed as sea captains and famous Norwegians pasted over the original celebrities' faces.
* SharpDressedMan: See the picture up there? That's how they are all the time.
* ShoutOut: "Da var det schäferen beit"[[note]]Sung to the tune of TheMonkees' "I'm a believer"[[/note]]. The titular German shepherd's name is [[Music/TheMonkees Monkey]].
* StepUpToTheMicrophone: "Hei Paulsen" is a whole song about Viggo trying to get the reluctant Høggern to sing.
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: All in all, Viggo is pretty damn similar to Bjørn Berg, whom he replaced.
* Franchise/{{Tarzan}}: Jane hits on Eldar in "Tarzan Boogie", which pisses Tarzan off something awful.
* TheBandMinusTheFace: The post-Viggo line-up is regarded by some as this.
* ToiletHumor: "Dorull" -- a song about a guy pondering whether he should wipe his butt with an Music/{{Elvis}} poster or leave without wiping at all.
* TrrrillingRrrs: Viggo does this... all the time. It's bound to become a bit of a distraction once you start paying attention to it.
* YourCheatingHeart:
** In "Da var det schäferen beit", the narrator falls in love with a married woman when her husband is away.
** In "Halve Helga på hele meg", Helga cheats on her husband with the narrator. This doesn't stop the narrator from [[{{Hypocrite}} whining about having to share Helga with another man]].
* YouthIsWastedOnTheDumb: "Trynet på en dau mann" has the narrator going to a haunted museum, not caring about it because he's "17 years old and unkissed".
* WholesomeCrossdresser: Høggern in at least one televised sketch show.