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[[caption-width-right:300: The current lineup from left to right: [[TheSmurfettePrinciple Lorna]] [[PunnyName Doom]], [[AllDrummersAreAnimals Don Bolles]], Shane West and [[BreakupBreakout Pat Smear]].]]

The Germs are a band from UsefulNotes/LosAngeles, California that formed in 1977 after Jan Paul Beahm and Georg Ruthenberg (later dubbed Darby Crash and Pat Smear, respectively) made the decision to form a band after being kicked out of school as "Sophistifuck and the Revlon Spam Queens". They shortened this to The Germs (to represent the germination of an idea) when they realized they couldn't afford to put all of that on a t-shirt. Upon finding a stable lineup of Darby Crash, Pat Smear, Lorna Doom, and Don Bolles, the band started performing semi-regularly in the LA area, and the band's fanbase started to rise, with food fights between band and audience becoming common; as a result, the band was frequently blacklisted from LA clubs, a problem they alleviated by playing as GI (Germs Incognito).

The band released one album - 1979's ''(GI)'', produced by Music/JoanJett - before vocalist Darby Crash died of an intentional heroin overdose on December 7th, 1980, who's death was overshadowed by the murder of Music/JohnLennon a day later. In 2005, the band reunited with Shane West on vocals to mixed reception among the punk community, and a film featuring Shane as Darby Crash titled ''Film/WhatWeDoIsSecret'' came out in 2008.

!! Tropes that apply to The Germs:

* AerithAndBob: The current lineup. Pat Smear, Lorna Doom, Don Bolles, and...Shane West.
* AscendedFanboy: Drummer Don Bolles famously drove from Arizona to audition for the band; fortunately for him, he was better than the others who auditioned before him and was hired.
* BadassBoast: "Richie Dagger's Crime" is a combination of this, a few lines from a poem called ''Astrid'' Darby had written before the Germs began, and a tribute of sorts to DavidBowie (more specifically, his tendency to switch alter-egos).
* BiTheWay: Darby was apparently either bisexual and experimented with women but leaned towards men more, or just plain gay, depending on who you ask.
* BreakupBreakout: This trope applied ''twice'' to guitarist Pat Smear. About a decade after The Germs broke up, Music/{{Nirvana}}'s Music/KurtCobain called him up and asked him if he'd like to work with them; he performed with them until Cobain's own suicide in 1994. After that, he went on to play guitar with drummer Music/DaveGrohl in the Music/FooFighters, who he continues to perform with to this day.
* BrilliantButLazy: Darby and Pat were frequently given these attributes in their days at school. According to the teachers, Darby had started a cult among the students (followers apparently thought of Darby and Pat as God and Jesus, respectively, carried around copies of ''Helter Skelter'' and drew X's on their foreheads, and skipped school with the two to trip on acid and eat fruit), and in an attempt to keep them off campus and reverse the "antisocial behavior", they were given straight-A's if they agreed never to return. They did anyway.
* CatchPhrase: Darby would frequently utter "gimme" as opposed to asking for something. "Gimme a dollar", "Gimme a beer", and "Gimme a ride to the Whiskey", among other variations of that phrase were frequently heard by those in Darby's circle.
* DarkAndTroubledPast: Darby's real father was a Swedish sailor whom he never got to meet before finding out he'd died, his older brother died of a heroin overdose (rumored to be a pissed off dealer having his revenge after said brother ratted him out), and the only real father figure he'd known died of a heart attack as a child. Top that off with a mother busting her ass until the day he died to provide for her family (especially towards Darby's love of reading/books), and you get a home life that tends to slide towards the "pretty bad" end of the scale.
* DeadpanSnarker: Darby was this before the end of his life.
* DreadfulMusician: The entire band aside from Pat Smear. The early bassists and drummers survived by sliding their fingers along the neck at random and keeping a steady beat with an occasional cymbal crash every now and then, respectively.
** Briefly averted by the introduction to "No God", where Pat Smear surprisingly manages a near-flawless replication of a few seconds of the introduction to "Roundabout" by {{Music/Yes}}... Then the proper song starts and it's much more in line with their usual sloppy ThreeChordsAndTheTruth style.
* DrivenToSuicide: Darby, via heroin overdose. Fans have multiple theories why he killed himself; according to "Wild-Eyed Boy: The Darby Crash Story", Darby's sexuality played a factor in his suicide (especially with bands like Music/{{Fear}} and their macho attitudes permeating the scene); ''What We Do is Secret'' mentioned a five year plan for RuleOfDrama and as a DavidBowie shout-out, and there's always the camp that claims he never meant to overdose.
* HarshVocals: Darby's vocals.
* IAmSong: "Circle One", "Richie Dagger's Crime"
* IWantSong: A variation in "Lexicon Devil":
-->''"Gimme gimme this, gimme gimme that!"''
** "We Must Bleed" ends with a shouted "I want out now!" repeated several times as an outro before descending into {{Angrish}}.
* InitiationCeremony: Darby would give "true fans" of his band and members of "Circle One" a Germs Burn, which is almost exactly what it sounds like; basically, he burned you with a cigarette on the left wrist, creating a permanent circular scar to represent the band, its ideas, and partially because Darby really liked circles and the symbolism behind them. Despite Darby being dead for over thirty years now, the tradition still exists. You'd just have to find someone that already has a burn that can be traced directly back to Darby in order to get a "proper" burn.
* LampshadeHanging: The original single version of "Forming" ends with Darby ad-libbing a [[SelfDeprecation critique]] of the song itself:
-->"You're playing it all wrong. The drums are too slow, the bass is too fast, the chords are wrong, we're makin' the ending too long...[[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I quit]]."
* PunnyName: Lorna Doom and Pat Smear.
* RefugeInAudacity: Darby would fall into this trope every now and then. "What We Do is Secret" exaggerates the trope.
* RevolvingDoorBand: The early days of the band suffered from this trope, with some lineups never even playing in front of an audience before someone quit.
* SpokenWordInMusic / LyricalColdOpen: "Circle One" begins with someone saying "Ready, aim, fire" before the song begins.
* StageNames: Darby Crash (originally Bobby Pyn), Pat Smear, Lorna Doom, among others.
* StraightGay: Darby.
* TitleOnlyChorus: "We Must Bleed".
* TheUnintelligible: Occasionally in studio, but towards the end of Darby's life, Darby would go onstage - for lack of a better term - ''fucked up''. Case in point, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpENCyEhIMk The Germs' performance]] of "Manimal" in ''The Decline of Western Civilization'', where Darby's warbling groans just barely come close to matching the lyrics onscreen.
* ThreeChordsAndTheTruth: This came naturally, since The Germs were a punk band. Their recordings usually were rather muddy in quality. "Forming" was infamously recorded with only two microphones (Darby's and one in the back shared by the rest of the band).
** "Sex Boy" (the B side to the Forming single) is even worse. It's a live recording from an early performance by the band where Darby allegedly covered his body in Red Vines and peanut butter and started running around in the audience, and the noise the audience is making is more audible than the actual performance. A YouTube comment (slightly paraphrased) puts it best:
-->''"Here is a good field recording of a broken glass. In the background The Germs are performing."''
* WordSaladLyrics: Darby's lyrics would qualify as this.
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