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->''T-I-S-M A-R-E''
->''TISM are shit, TISM are shit''
->''T-I-S-M A-R-E''
->''TISM are shit, [[TakeThat but who the fuck isn't?]]''
-->--'''"TISM Are Shit"''', ''The White Albun'' (the last song on their last album)

TISM (short for [[FunWithAcronyms This Is Serious Mum]]) were a seven-piece [[AnonymousBand anonymous]] UsefulNotes/{{Australia}}n alternative rock/electronic band known for their satirical lyrics, energetic live shows and frequent piss-taking. Formed in 1982 in south-east UsefulNotes/{{Melbourne}}, they immediately broke up after a disastrous first gig (with every subsequent gig termed a "re-union gig"), before getting back together and releasing their 1988 debut album ''Great Truckin' Songs Of The Renaissance'' to mild success. In 1995, with the release of their third album ''Machiavelli And The Four Seasons'', they departed from the simple rock sound of earlier albums into a more synth-orientated electronic style. [[GrowingTheBeard The change was a hit]], and the album became their best-selling and most famous. They broke up in 2004 after releasing ''[[Music/TheBeatles The White Albun,]]'' (sic) their sixth and final album.

Taking inspiration from Music/{{The Residents}}, TISM were never seen without their trademark balaclavas and often sported elaborate costumes at concerts. The band used their anonymity to become the premier {{troll}}s of the [[AustralianMusic Australian music]] scene, known for pranks on both the media and audiences alike (for example, turning up on ''Series/HeyHeyItsSaturday'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG4janHITY8 with 28 band members]], and playing [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r1HdjFYl3k a gig that lasted a whole 3 minutes]]). Naturally they courted a lot of controversy, most famously earning the ire of Australian-born [[Music/RedHotChiliPeppers Flea]] for a song about the death of Creator/RiverPhoenix, and getting sued by artist Ken Done for an album cover parodying his artwork.

While relatively popular in Australia, TISM are probably best known internationally for their 2004 single "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me]]", due to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENnAa7rqtBM the music video of a lamenting bunny]] becoming an early viral video on flash sites such as Website/{{Newgrounds}} and Albino Blacksheep.
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!!Principal Members (Stage Names in bold, Real Names (if known) in brackets):
* '''[[UsefulNotes/AustralianRulesFootball Ron]] [[ThoseWackyNazis Hitler]]-[[UsefulNotes/AustralianRulesFootball Barassi]]''' (Peter Minack): Vocals
* '''Humphrey B. Flaubert''' (Damian Cowell): Vocals, Drums
* '''Jock Cheese''' (Jack Holt): Bass, Guitar, Vocals
* '''Eugene de la Hot-Croix Bun''' (Eugene Cester): Keyboards, Vocals
* '''Jon St. Peenis''': Saxophone, Vocals
* '''Les Miserables''': Dancing, Vocals
* '''Tokin' Blackman''' (James Paull, [[NonindicativeName not actually a]] {{token minority}}): Guitar (died of cancer in 2008)
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!!Discography:
* 1985 - ''This Is Serious Mum (demo tape)''
* 1986 - ''Form and Meaning reach Ultimate Communion'' (EP)
* 1988 - ''Great Truckin' Songs of the Renaissance''
* 1990 - ''Hot Dogma''
* 1992 - ''Beasts of Suburban'' (EP)
* 1993 - ''Australia The Lucky Cunt'' (EP, the aforementioned Ken Done sued them over its cover art, and it was subsequently re-released as ''[[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope Censored Due to Legal Advice]]'')
* 1995 - ''Machiavelli and the Four Seasons''
* 1995 - ''Jung Talent Time'' (EP)
* 1998 - ''www.tism.wanker.com''
* 2001 - ''De Rigueurmortis''
* 2004 - ''The White Albun''
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!!TISM provides really shit examples of the following tropes:
* AdolfHitlarious: "Defecate On My Face" is about Hitler blowing off steam by asking Eva Braun to... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Well, guess.]]
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: The narrator of "I'm Interested in Apathy" can, among other things, prove Einstein's theories wrong, cure all known disease, make money grow on trees, irrigate the deserts, emancipate the poor, stop terrorism, predict mankind's fate, and cheat at [=TattsLotto=]. Also, he knows one of the guys in TISM.
* BaitAndSwitchComparison: "Greg! The Stop Sign!" contains the lines:
--> ''The rich kid becomes a junkie,\\
The poor kid an advertiser.\\
What a tragic waste of potential...\\
And being a junkie's not so good, either.''
* BlatantLies "I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt" starts out with the assurance that the narrator would fuck your sister but never your mum. Later he admits that he doesn't always tell the truth - and asks for your mum's phone number.
* TheBogan: "Yob".
-->''If it's different, punch\\
If it's lager, lunch\\
If it moves, root\\
If it quacks, shoot''
* BrilliantButLazy: "I'm Interested in Apathy" is an anthem for this trope. The narrator claims he can solve all the problems in the world, but simply isn't motivated enough to do so. He's so lazy, in fact, he can't even be arsed to come up with a proper ending for the song.
* CaughtWithYourPantsDown: "Been Caught Wankin"
* ClarkesThirdLaw: Parodied in the liner notes of ''Machiavelli and the Four Seasons'', which declare that "a sufficiently advanced {{Techno}} is indistinguishable from Music"
* ColonyDrop: In "Greg! The Stop Sign!":
--> ''Sometime in the next ten thousand years''\\
''A comet's gonna wipe out all trace of man''\\
''I'm banking on it coming before''\\
''My end-of-year exam.''
* CountryMatters: Used literally all the time. They're Aussies, what else would you expect?
* EagleLand: Always and exclusively a Type 2. It's the only country they make fun of more than Australia.
* EightiesHair: Oddly enough, praised in "The Parable of Glen [=McGrath's=] Haircut":
--> ''It's the ones with the bad haircuts you gotta watch out for. No popular teenager ever did rats with their lives - it's the fucking dorks that give it a real go!''\\
({{Beat}})
--> ''[[UsefulNotes/{{Cricket}} Glen [=McGrath=] got five for fifty that day.]]''
* EveryoneHasLotsOfSex: In the video for "Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me", every bunny has the number of times they've had sex written on their chest. Except the singer and keyboardist (who have 1 and 0, respectively), a large portion have numbers in the hundreds or thousands. [[JustifiedTrope Then again]], [[ExplosiveBreeder these ARE rabbits we're talking about]].
* TheFaceless: The band always wore balaclavas when performing or appearing in public.
* FanOfThePast: "Garbage" blasts these in the younger generation.
-->''I met a member of Generation X, "hey what's in with you kids these days?\\
I'm so old I'll probably never have heard of it", and he replied "[[Music/JimiHendrix Purple Haze]]"''
* FilmTheHand At the end of the video for "Whatareya? (You're A Yob or You're A Wanker)" one of the band members does this in a failed attempt to cover up their beating of an aerobics instructor who spilled one of their beers.
* FreudianExcuseIsNoExcuse: "All Homeboys Are Dickheads" mentions the various familial and societal disadvantages that might lead to "(a) baseball cap and a love of rap", before proposing the reason stated in the song title.
* GilliganCut: On the extras for one of their [=DVDs=] they state "If you find on this DVD anywhere shots of us talking to people from our past and walking around on location I want you to take it back and demand a refund.". Two guesses what the next shot was.
* HypocriticalHumour: The introduction to the video for "(He'll Never Be An) Ol' Man River" on TV show Rage starts with them claiming the song is saying say no to drugs. After the director yells cut they immediately start cutting up some white powder.
* InactionVideo: {{Inverted}} by the video for "Whatareya? (You're A Yob or You're A Wanker)", as the band themselves are the FunnyBackgroundEvent: At first the band are participating in an aerobics program, and there's already a little bit of WeirdnessCensor in place, since no one sees anything unusual about a large group of men [[AnonymousBand dressed in all black and wearing balaclavas]] taking up the whole back row of the class. Then the members of the band get bored of exercising and haul in a couch, a television and a cooler full of beer - by the end of the video, the band are watching soccer, drinking, and generally littering and making a mess of the set, all while everyone else is obliviously continuing the aerobics routine.
** PlayedStraight in the video for "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7giRak6yMAs I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt]]", which parodies a sex tape. While the couple get it on with flippers and [[FanDisservice a Jeff Kennett mask]], a member of TISM lies on the other side of the bed [[NotDistractedByTheSexy disinterestedly reading a book]].
* IntentionallyAwkwardTitle: A pretty good chunk of their songs, actually. "I Might Be a Cunt, But I'm Not a Fucking Cunt" is probably the most infamous.
* IronicEcho: 1988's "The Penis Mightier Than The Sword" - a diatribe about Derryn Hinch - is reversed by 2001's "Yet Another Derryn Hinch Diatribe", in which Hinch engages in similar criticism of TISM to the same rhyme scheme.
* ListSong: A few: "I Shit Me", "B.F.W.", "The Mystery Of The Artist Explained", etc, etc.
* UsefulNotes/{{Melbourne}}: Their music contains many references and in-jokes about Melbourne. "Get Thee In My Behind" is about the difficulty of doing a right hand turn on Swanston Street (a very busy road in the CBD) and "Mourningtown Ride" is a {{list song}} of various Melbourne train stations and why you'll get mugged at each one.
* PublicServiceAnnouncement: "Greg, The Stop Sign!" is a reference to an Australian driving PSA, where a distracted driver misses a stop sign, prompting a passenger to yell "DARREN!"
-->''Forget [[Music/SnoopDogg Snoop Doggy Dog]], forget old Music/IceT.\\
The true word out on the street is produced by the [[PublicServiceAnnouncement TAC]]''
* PunBasedTitle: Almost all of their song and album titles, the names of some of the band members, and often in the lyrics too. Notable examples include "The Penis Mightier Than The Sword", "Hot Dogma", "Jung Talent Time" and "Les Miserables".
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: "Morrison Hostel" is a blistering one to Music/JimMorrison and, by extension, all the angsty rock frontmen he inspired.
* SelfDeprecation: All over the place. Besides "TISM Are Shit", (which became their fan's catchphrase), there was a bonus track on one album of their producer calling them "middle-class, pathetic little wankers". There's also "We Are The Champignons":
-->''It's about time that a rock band spoke\\
[[AtLeastIAdmitIt Admitted that they were a joke]]\\
We'll be the first in the neighbourhood\\
To say without a doubt, we're no good!''
* [[SixDegreesOfKevinBacon Six Degrees of]] [[UsefulNotes/AustralianRulesFootball Shane Crawford]]: "I Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted A Guy Who Rooted A Girl Who Rooted Shane Crawford"
-->''To be something is something I fall short of\\
But me and Hawthorn's captain are connected... sort of.''
* SlobsVersusSnobs: "Whatareya" translates this to Australian as "Yobs" versus "Wankers".
* SophisticatedAsHell: Exemplified by a reference to ''Literature/TheBrothersKaramazov'' in a song called "All Homeboys Are Dickheads".
* TakeThat: Undisputed masters of the art. In the course of giving one to then-[[UsefulNotes/AustralianPolitics Victorian Premier Jeff Kennett]] in "[[SarcasmMode The Greatest Victorian Alive]]", they managed to give a take that to the whole rest of Australia:
-->''Queensland used to be the national joke\\
And Adelaide was full of S&M botty-spankers.\\
Perth was full of [[CorruptCorporateExecutive cricked crooked businessmen]],\\
And UsefulNotes/{{Sydney}}... still full of WANKERS.''
* ThoseWackyNazis: Their first single was "Defecate On My Face", in which Hitler loses World War II because Eva Braun stops doing the eponymous act.
* ThreeChordsAndTheTruth: While not unskilled musicians, they preferred to keep songs simple and catchy.
-->"Give me a pop-song, mate. Give me a fucking pop-song. Not only is it more fun, it's pretty fuckin' hard to write as well. You can bung in as many out-of-tune oboes as you want, but putting chords together so they sound pleasant isn't as simple as it might appear ... What have you listened to for a good time that isn't, after all, a '[[Administrivia/TropesAreTools traditional]]' song? Still playing the Music/{{Mike Oldfield}} records, huh? Still whipping Music/{{Yes}} songs on for a good time? [[TakeThat Wanna count on one hand how many people have fun]] at a Music/SonicYouth gig?"
--->--''The TISM Guide To Little Aesthetics''
* ViewersAreGeniuses: {{Subverted}} in "[[BathroomStallGraffiti Message From A Big Day Out Port-A-Loo]]". After worrying about what various obscure and nuanced details of Middle-Eastern politics will mean for the region, the singer just decides to get drunk and take E.
* WildTeenParty: One appears in the music video for "Greg, The Stop Sign!". Also the default state of {{Hell}}, if "Schoolie's Week" is to be believed.
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''Now here we are at the last verse... I've lost interest.''