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Carpenters (absolutely '''not''' "The Carpenters") was a brother-and-sister pop duo, Karen and Richard Carpenter. Karen started out as the drummer but was gradually phased off the instrument once it became clear she had a superlative singing voice; Richard wrote the material, played piano and provided backing vocals.

They were active from 1969 to 1983, in which Karen died. During this time, they were prolific. They had numerous hits, only a few of which are commonly known to people who weren't there in TheSeventies. Hits include "Close to You," "Sing," "Yesterday Once More," "We've Only Just Begun," and "Superstar."
* AllDrummersAreAnimals: Erm... Karen Carpenter? [[AvertedTrope A trope can't get more averted than this.]]
* DownerEnding: Karen's death from Anorexia Nervosa at 32, but it actually opened up awareness of the disease.
* HatingOnMonday: "Rainy Days and Mondays"
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: After Karen broke up with him, songwriter Tom Bahler wrote what would eventually become a Music/MichaelJackson hit, "She's Out Of My Life."
* SelfBackingVocalist: a major component of their fame. Most of their singles involve Richard and Karen overdubbed numerous times on backing vocals, often using chords most [[ThreeChordsAndTheTruth rock bands]] have never even heard of.
* ShaveAndAHairCut: At the end of "Piano Picker".
* SillyLoveSongs: another major selling point.
* TheTheTitleConfusion: Just "Carpenters", dammit.
* TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth: Karen Carpenter is often portrayed this way.
* YourPrincessIsInAnotherCastle: In the song "I Believe You". The first time you hear what appears to be the final verse that slows down and stops a bit, you think it's over but then, BAM! A repeat of the bridge and the final verse again, this time once more.
** Same with the version of "(They Long to Be) Close to You" as heard on iTunes Radio- after they say "Close to You" one last time, the song plays out slowly to end and you thought it's over, until BAM! the last few verses of the song plays again until fade.