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[[caption-width-right:333:The Captain, wearing his [[SharpDressedMan signature 60s dress]].]]

->"''With pop hits provin' unlikely, Captain Beefheart retreated to a cabin to shout at his band for months on end. The result was'' '''''Music/TroutMaskReplica.'''''"
-->'--'Webcomic/ScaryGoRound, [[http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070801 on the man himself.]]''

->''I may be hungry, but I sure ain't weird...''

Captain Beefheart was the stage name of American [[AvantGardeMusic avant-garde musician]] and painter Don Van Vliet (1941-2010, born Don Glen Vliet); a friend, collaborator, and sometime-rival, of contemporary Music/FrankZappa, who he'd known since high school. As the leader of Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band, a band with a constantly shifting membership, he released a dozen albums to highly varied critical review; with ''Music/TroutMaskReplica'' often considered his magnum opus. His highly mutable style incorporated elements of [[NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly Blues, Psychedelic Rock, Jazz, Rock and Roll, and experimental compositions]] and is sometimes seen as OutsiderMusic.

Though never achieving the (marginal) commercial success enjoyed by Zappa, despite their musical similarities, Van Vliet is considered to be highly influential across many genres, with numerous musicians citing him as a major influence -- some examples being punk rock pioneers Music/SexPistols and Music/TheClash, Music/TomWaits (whose career can be easily separated into pre- and post-introduction to Beefheart), Music/SonicYouth, The Music/RedHotChiliPeppers, Music/PJHarvey, Music/TheWhiteStripes and Joan Osborne. He's also well-known for the mythology he created around his band and persona; with most of [[SmallNameBigEgo his comments]] to the media deliberately bearing little connection to the truth, or often reality in general.

As usual, you can find the basics at [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Beefheart That Other Wiki]].

!!Albums:
* ''Music/SafeAsMilk'' (1967)
* ''Music/StrictlyPersonal'' (1968)
* ''Music/TroutMaskReplica'' (1969)
* ''Music/LickMyDecalsOffBaby'' (1970)
* ''Music/MirrorMan'' (1971, recorded 1967)
* ''Music/TheSpotlightKid'' (1972)
* ''Music/ClearSpot'' (1972)
* ''Music/UnconditionallyGuaranteed'' (1974)
* ''Music/BluejeansAndMoonbeams'' (1974)
* ''Music/BongoFury'' (1975) (with Music/FrankZappa)
* ''Music/ShinyBeast'' (1978)
* ''Music/DocAtTheRadarStation'' (1980)
* ''Music/IceCreamForCrow'' (1982)
* ''Music/BatChainPuller'' (2012, recorded 1976)

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!! "Lick my tropes off, baby!":
* AmbiguousDisorder: It was later revealed that he suffered from paranoid schizophrenia.
* AnimalMotifs: Beefheart liked referring to exotic animals in his lyrics.
* AntiquatedLinguistics: Beefheart was infamous for playing around with words, even during interviews.
* AvantGardeMusic: The genre in which the original blues artist Beefheart ended up in.
* {{Blues}} The genre in which the eventual avantgarde musician Beefheart started off.
* {{Bookends}} The fuzzbox used on the last song the band recorded, "Skeleton Makes Good", was directly inspired by the one used in the first song they recorded, "Diddy Wah Diddy". A unintentional one, as at the time, Beefheart was considering recording more material, but later decided to retire.
* CreatorThumbprint: Vliet was said to have enjoyed candy a lot, which led to the writing of "Abba Zabba" and "Kandy Korn".
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: A shining real life example.
--> From Wiki/TheOtherWiki: ''"While playing "Electricity" for a warm-up performance at the Mt. Tamalpais Festival in 1967, Beefheart stopped the song, straightened his tie, and walked off the stage, landing face flat into the grass. He later claimed that he saw that a girl in the audience turned into a goldfish."''
* CutSong:
** "Funeral Hill" and "Kiss Me My Love" from the Spotlight Kid sessions, "Little Scratch" from the Clear Spot sessions (although its music was later reused for "The Past Sure Is Tense"). There are numerous other examples from this period.
** Whilst most of the tracks from the then-unreleased album "Bat Chain Puller" was re-recorded across Beefheart's last three albums "Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)", "Doc At The Radar Station" and "Ice Cream For Crow", the songs "Seam Crooked Sam" and "Odd Jobs" were not. Beefheart did want to keep some of the songs exclusive in case he got the rights to release the album at a later date, but it never happened.
* DoubleEntendre: "Low Yo Yo Stuff" has lyrics that seem to refer to ADateWithRosiePalms.
** "Neon Meate Dream Of A Octafish" is also about sex, albeit disguised in WordSaladLyrics.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: In his case, more like Early Installment Normalcy. His debut single "Diddy Wah Diddy" is fairly straightforward blues-rock and even managed to get a lot of Top 40 airplay on the West Coast.
* EmbarrassingNickname: Zappa claimed in ''Literature/TheRealFrankZappaBook'' that Beefheart's nickname was a reference to Don's uncle, who enjoyed praising his own penis in the presence of Don's girlfriend and compared it to a "beefheart". Don himself always denied the story.
* EveryoneWentToSchoolTogether: Zappa and Beefheart went to high school together. They met when Zappa's parents had moved to Lancaster, California. Being eccentric people with a shared love for blues music, free jazz and avantgarde classical music brought them together.
* FadingIntoTheNextSong: Used extensively on "Strictly Personal", often through phasing. Of particular note is the segue from "On Tomorrow" into "Beatle Bones And Smokin' Stones".
* FishEyeLens: Used on the album cover of "Safe As Milk".
* FriendToAllLivingThings: Beefheart was a lover of animals and put a lot of animal imagery in his songs.
* GenreBusting: ''Trout Mask Replica'' pretty much redefined the limitations of rock music.
* HarshVocals: He cultivated this as his primary vocal style. Nowhere near his normal voice.
** Early in his career his voice was based on Music/HowlinWolf, but by the time of ''Doc At The Radar Station'' and ''Ice Cream For Crow'', he had fully switched to screeching his vocals rather than singing them. This was a result of both heavy smoking and his developing illness (Multiple Sclerosis, which would eventually kill him). His last recordings, poetry readings from the 90s and early 2000s, are painful listening; his voice just got worse thanks to the MS.
* HurricaneOfPuns: Beefheart enjoyed making puns in his lyrics.
* IAmTheBand: Van Vliet was pretty much the only permanent member of the band. The duration of membership for the rest of the band depended on how much tolerance they had for his abuse. John "Drumbo" French was one of the relative constants, playing with the Magic Band during their ''Trout Mask Replica'' period and returning to service during the Captain's brief early 80s comeback.
* IncrediblyLongNote: After the line "Mr. Zoot Horn Rollo hit that long lunar note and let it float" in "Big Eyed Beans From Venus" from "Clear Spot".
* InHarmonyWithNature: Beefheart loved nature and animals so much that he referenced them often in his music. In "Wild Life" (''Music/TroutMaskReplica'') he decides to go and live with the bears up in the mountains. In "Grow Fins" ("The Spotlight Kid") he even grows fins and goes in the water again. "Blabber and Smoke" ("The Spotlight Kid") has an environmental message. "Apes-Ma" (''Music/ShinyBeast'') is a plea against caging animals.
* {{Jerkass}}: Guitarist Bill Harkleroad (aka Zoot Horn Rollo) and drummer John French (aka Drumbo) have described the Captain as this, especially during the ''Trout Mask'' era. While Vliet did partake in composing the songs, it was usually left to the band to give whatever he wrote some sort of shape, after which they would spend days on end rehearsing while Vliet went off gallivanting. When the album was released, Vliet would take credit for arranging the music without acknowledging the output of the other members.
** As good as ''Trout Mask Replica'' and ''Lick My Decals Off, Baby'' were, it's better not to think about [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trout_Mask_Replica#Background what he put his bandmates through during the recording sessions.]]
** At least one argument between him and John French ended with the latter ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lick_My_Decals_Off_Baby getting thrown down a flight of stairs]]'', and while recording ''The Spotlight Kid'' he once threw guitarist Bill Harkleroad into a dumpster.
** Upon first becoming friends, Zappa found Beefheart's habit of staying in his room listening to R&B records, eating leftover food and screaming at his mother to bring him a Pepsi funny, leading him to later write a song mocking Beefheart named "Why Doesn't Someone Get Him a Pepsi?". It appeared on ''Music/BongoFury'' and was substantially reworked later to become "The Torture Never Stops".
* LongTitle: Van Vliet was fond of these; and has at least one or two on nearly every album. Some of the most notable are "I Wanna Find a Woman That'll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have to Go", "Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish", "My Head Is My Only House Unless It Rains", "A Carrot Is as Close as a Rabbit Gets to a Diamond", and "Making Love to a Vampire with a Monkey on My Knee".
* ManOfAThousandVoices: He had a five-octave pitch range. That's wider than your standard French horn.
** Which means that, yes, that is him doing that weird, high-pitched [[Series/SesameStreet Elmo-like]] voice on "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWNhq0dDr5I Ella Guru]]".
*** It's actually Antennae Jimmy Semens who sings the high part, but Beefheart is also audible during this part.
* MindScrew: Stay off drugs, just listen to his music and your mind will be blown by itself!
* MultipleChoicePast[=/=]ShroudedInMyth: He would deliberately tell a lot of contradictory lies about himself and his life to the press, so nobody's really sure about his real life.
* NeoclassicalPunkZydecoRockabilly
* NewSoundAlbum: Every album managed to sound similar, yet different at the same time.
** Of note are "Lick My Decals Off Baby" (which featured marimba) and "Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)" (which featured trombone), making songs from those albums sound different to those before distinctive.
* OutsiderMusic: Beefheart was deemed an outsider musician by Irwin Chusid, because of his highly personal and unorthodox way of making music, clearly without any commercial potential.
* ProtestSong: ''Dachau Blues'', which is as screwed up as a protest song as you'd expect it from the Captain.
* RearrangeTheSong: ''Dirty Blue Gene'' started in the "Strictly Personal" sessions as a poem collaboration between Beefheart and his collaborator Herb Bermann. It was a play on words of 'Dirty Blue Jeans'. An instrumental backing was recorded, but the song was not voiced. Said instrumental ended up being used for "The Witch Doctor Life" years later. "Dirty Blue Gene"'s lyrics were later reused in a "Spotlight Kid" era song with different music, which, after some rewriting over the years, ended up in its final version during the "Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)" sessions but still didn't make the final cut. It did however lend its name to the album, from its first line "The shiny beast of thought"). The song eventually appeared on "Doc At The Radar Station", in which it is often praised as one of the highlights.
* RecycledLyrics: Lyrics from Herb Bermann's poems ''Dirty Blue Gene'' and ''Owed T'Alex'' ended up being used in completely different songs to which they were originally intended. Beefheart reused some of the unreleased poem ''Kilimanjaro''s lyrics in ''Ant Man Bee'', most notably the word 'Uhuru'. Bermann's book "The Mystery Man From The Magic Band" shows us that many of Bermann's poems were adapted to song by the Magic Band, some crediting him, and some not.
** The line "Street lamps flutter like fireflies" in "Love Lies" was reused from "25th Century Quaker". It's rumored that Beefheart did write "Love Lies" as a poem in the late 60s but never put it to music at the time, thus quoted it here.
* RecycledSoundtrack: Several examples.
** "Sure Nuff And Yes I Do" was written around the band's arrangement of "Howlin' Wolf"'s "Down In The Bottom" which the band used to play live in their blues band days.
** The music for "The Smithsonian Institute Blues" was originally written in the Strictly Personal period for "Sugar Baby Sugar", an unreleased song with lyrics from a Herb Bermann poem. The original recording featured a different bassline from then bass player Jerry Handley and would have lacked the marimba of the "Decals" recording. This recording has never been released and is seemingly lost, but is mentioned by John French in Herb Bermann's book "The Mystery Man From The Magic Band in which the poem "Sugar Baby Sugar" appears.
** "Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles" on "Clear Spot" begins with the same opening bars as "Flower Pot" from the "Strictly Personal" sessions but is otherwise musically different.
** "Tropical Hot Dog Night" from "Shiny Beast" was written around the closing section of "Odd Jobs" from the original "Bat Chain Puller".
** "Suction Prints" from "Shiny Beast (Bat Chain Puller)" is a rewritten version of the "Spotlight Kid" era song "Pompadour Swamp", which originally had more sections.
** "Ice Cream For Crow" recreates the music from the "Spotlight Kid" era demo "Drink Paint Run Run", which had previously had its lyrics used for "Run Paint Run Run", which itself has different music.
** "The Past Sure is Tense" recreates the music from the Clear Spot era demo "Little Scratch" but has different lyrics.
** "The Witch Doctor Life" recreates the music from the Strictly Personal era demo "Dirty Blue Gene", but has different lyrics as he had already used the "Dirty Blue Gene" lyrics in an otherwise different song on "Doc At The Radar Station".
* SampledUp: The backing music in "The Blimp" is "Charles Ives" by The Mothers, who were rehearsing in the next room whilst Frank Zappa was taking the call that produced the lyrics. Zappa liked the combination so much he says (as is heard at the end) that they should use it as is for the album. Although performing it live, Zappa didn't use "Charles Ives" on an album, only including a live version on "You Can't Do That On Stage Anymore" years later.
* ShroudedInMyth: The lyrics as well as the man himself are subject to legend.
* SomethingBlues: "Dachau Blues" and "My Human Gets Me Blues" on ''Music/TroutMaskReplica'', and "The Smithsonian Institute Blues" on ''Lick My Decals Off, Baby''.
* SpellMyNameWithAThe: He nicknamed one of his bandmates "The Mascara Snake."
* StageNames: Not only for himself, but he also created bizarre stage names for many of his band members, including Zoot Horn Rollo, Winged Eel Fingerling, Rockette Morton, Drumbo, Midnite Hatsize Snyder, and Antennae Jimmy Semens.
* SurprisinglyGentleSong: Beefheart may be known as an avant-garde musician, but he had a soft spot.
** "I'm Glad" on ''Safe As Milk'
*** His album ''Clear Spot'' was characterised by three - "Too Much Time" (a radio oriented motown tribute), "My Head Is My Only House Unless It Rains" and "Her Eyes Are A Blue Million Miles" (both love ballads).
*** The albums ''Music/UnconditionallyGuaranteed'' and ''Bluejeans & Moonbeams'' took the mood of the three ''Clear Spot'' songs and wrote whole albums in their style, something which wasn't very successful.
*** Harry Irene on ''Music/ShinyBeast''. Surprisingly the song had been around since the late 60s.
* TakeThat: "Beatle Bones N' Smokin' Stones" from ''Music/StrictlyPersonal'' was said to have been written in reaction to Music/TheBeatles' "Strawberry Fields Forever" and "A Day In The Life".
** The reason for this is he didn't like the line "I'd love to turn you on" as he thought it was vulgar of them to say it in a song.
** The kicker? The Beatles ''liked'' his music! They even planned to sign him to their Zapple label before Allen Klein shut it down.
*** Lennon had two ''Music/SafeAsMilk'' Bumper Stickers on a cupboard in his house and was photographed next to them.
** "Ashtray Heart" bashed PunkRock, as the line "Open up another case of the punks" demonstrated. The reason was that Beefheart felt the punks that were influenced by him were flat out copying his style.
* TrainSong: "Click Clack".
* TrainStationGoodbye: "Click Clack"
** Trains show up with some frequency in his work -- "Bat Chain Puller" is another song on the same subject.[[note]]The song is allegedly supposed to imitate the broken windshield wipers on an old Volvo.[[/note]]
* UrbanLegend: Several incredible anecdotes surround Beefheart's life, most of them told by the man himself. Through interviews, album notes, and various other means, he created a constantly shifting personal mythology.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Beefheart and Frank Zappa.
* WastedSong: "Odd Jobs" from the original Bat Chain Puller, which languished in unreleased obscurity for many years, is regarded by many as a lovely song describing a elderly homeless man beloved by his whole community, who suddenly dies and nobody realises what happened to him. When the original Bat Chain Puller was finally released, "Odd Jobs" was universally praised as the highlight by reviewers.
* WordSaladLyrics: With the exception of two "commercial" albums (which he later [[CreatorBacklash disowned]]), his music practically ''runs'' on this trope.
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--> [[http://scarygoround.com/sgr/ar.php?date=20070730 "Chooglin' booglin' fish eye helicopter..."]]