[[caption-width-right:300:True Scottish Pirate Metal]]

->''"We are Heavy Metal Pirates
->Our cutlasses are true
->So give us all your treasure
->Or soon we'll come for you"''
-->-- "Heavy Metal Pirates", first song written by Alestorm

Alestorm is a power/folk metal band from Scotland and their main gimmick is the pirate theme of their music. Arr!

Formed in 2004 under the name Battleheart, they released a bunch of [=EPs=] (The first of which, ''Battleheart'', gave rise to the term 'True Scottish Pirate Metal, parodying the term 'True Norwegian BlackMetal') before signing themselves to Napalm Records and rechristening themselves Alestorm.

From there their popularity increased a fair amount and they're already doing world tours.

Current members:
* Christopher Bowes - Vocals, Keyboards (2004-present)
* Dani Evans - Guitar (2007-present), Bass (2004-2007)
* Gareth "Gazz" Murdock - Bass (2009-present)
* Pete Alcorn - Drums (2010-present)

Former members:
* Gavin Harper- Guitar (2004-2007)
* Lasse Lammert- Session Drummer in 2008
* Tim Shaw- Drums (2008)
* Alex "Hasselhoff" Tabisz- Guitars (2008)
* Micha "Migo" Wagner- Session Guitarist in 2007 and 2008
* Ian Wilson- Guitars (2007-2008, 2008-2010)

As Battleheart, they've released two [=EPs=], ''[[SelfTitledAlbum Battleheart]]'' and ''Terror on the High Seas''.

As Alestorm, they've released one [=EP=] and three studio albums:
* Captain Morgan's Revenge in 2008
* Leviathan ([=EP=], also in 2008)
* Black Sails at Midnight in 2009
* Back Through Time in 2011
* Sunset on the Golden Age is planned for Summer 2014.
!! The band and their music contain examples of:

* AscendedMeme: The Limited Edition version of Back Through Time includes a cover of [[Series/LazyTown You Are a Pirate]].
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: From "Keelhauled":
-->Take his money ''and his hat'',
-->He won't need them where he's gonna go...
* AudienceParticipationSong: Plenty of their songs have this at the chorus, even on the records!
* {{Badass}}: The Huntmaster, who sailed out of hell with only a bottle of ale.
* BadassBeard: [[http://www.spirit-of-metal.com/membre_groupe/photo/Dani_Evans-14620.jpg Dani Evans]], Christopher Bowes, the zombie pirate that appears on all of their CD covers all have one.
* BadassBoast: Many of them feature this, but perhaps the most memorable is ''Back Through Time'', specially the chorus:
-->''"You put your faith in Odin and Thor, we put ours in cannons and whores! Your Viking gods won't save you now, when the pirates strike from the starboard bow!''"
* BadassGrandpa: TheCaptain on the videoclip of Death Throes the Terror Squid [[spoiler: In fact, he is the [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu slayer]] of the aforementioned squid]]
* BraggingThemeTune: "Heavy Metal Pirates."
* BraveScot: Christopher Bowes' heavy Scottish accent does give this feeling to most songs.
* CallBack: "Huntmaster" is about a famous man on a quest to "bring back beer to the lands of the free". In "That Famous Ol' Spiced", the titular drink is touted as "a beverage to rival the Huntmaster's draft".
* CombatPragmatist: "Back Through Time" features 17th century pirates deploying ''cannons'' against Vikings. CurbStompBattle ensues.
* CoolVersusAwesome: No one is safe from pirates, including vikings, ninjas, and sea monsters.
* CoverVersion: Many. "[[Series/SesameStreet P is for Pirate]]" is one with slightly modified lyrics (it is now pirate-themed instead of cookie-themed). "[[Series/LazyTown You Are a Pirate]]," "[[Music/StanRogers Barrett's Privateers]]," and "Wolves of the Sea" are the most famous of their covers. They also did a version of "[[Music/TheVillagePeople In the Navy]]." Suffice to say, if there's a nautical-themed song, a nautical-themed children's song, or a children's song that can be [[BuffySPeak piratified]], Alestorm stands a good chance of covering it, often hilariously.
* {{Curse}}: "'Captain Morgan's Revenge", Captain Morgan, forced to walk the plank, curses his mutinous crew to "death or worse".
** The curse on the treasure in..."'Of Treasure"...as well. We're not told explicitly what it is, but apprently it's quite terrible.
* CurbStompBattle: The pirates of "Back Through Time" are gleefully aware of the overkill involved in using 17th century firepower against 10th century Vikings.
** The first and only raid of the titular crew of "[[StanRogers Barrett's Privateers]]" goes this route.
* DarkerAndEdgier: Their second album is noticeably heavier and more aggresive than their first, and the third follows suit.
* {{Deconstruction}}: While they do sing about the joys and adventures of piracy, Pirate's Song is a rather brutal deconstruction of the whole romantic pirate, showing the singing protagonist as a ruthless monster who lost all his glory in his old age.
* {{Determinator}}: Some characters in songs, like the Huntmaster and the narrator in ''Chronicles of Vengeance''.
* DisproportionateRetribution: "Midget Saw"', wherein a pirate gets his legs sawed off for the crime of killing a monkey. It must have been one awesome little primate.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The song "Pirate Song" gleefully celebrates being a pirate. Also, ''Of Treasure'' concerns itself largely with treasure and no points for guessing the subject of the chronicles detailed in ''Chronicles of Vengeance''.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: The pirate crew in "Captain Morgan's Revenge".
-->At sunrise we will dance the hempen jig / So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig! / The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate / So have no fear and don't look back, the afterlife awaits!
* GutturalGrowler: The singing style of Christopher Bowes.
* GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave: Mentioned in ''Nancy The Tavern Wench'', "She may be old/but her beauty ain't failin'."
* HeavyMithril
* HookHand: The main zombie pirate on the cover of "Black Sails At Midnight" has a trident replacing one hand, He also has a sword but you can't see if he's holding it or if it's a BladeBelowTheShoulder.
** ''Wolves of the Sea'' contains the lyrics "The hook of our Captain is looking at you"
* LargeHam: Christopher Bowes definitely qualifies.
* LikeABadassOutOfHell: The Huntmaster. "Out of the bowels of hell he sailed/ Wielding a tankard of freshly brewed ale!"
* [[ViewersAreGeniuses Listeners Are Geniuses]]: "The Huntmaster" ends by quoting the English translation of the poem inscribed on bottles of Jägermeister, which itself is the German word for "Huntmaster".
* LittlePeopleAreSurreal: A midget shows up in "Shipwrecked", [[spoiler: in a hallucination]].
* MetalBandMascot: Two: A zombie-ish pirate and a pirate rat, who appear in all three covers. According to [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Christopher Bowes]], they're called Jimmy [=McFucknugget=] and Barry Shitpeas respectively.
** GhostPirate: Jimmy.
** HookHand: Jimmy again, except for "Black Sails at Midnight" where he has a trident.
* MissionFromGod: The Huntmaster's is "To bring back beer to the land of the free, this is his quest, his true destiny!"
* MohsScaleOfRockAndMetalHardness: Generally 7 or 8, with "Death Throes of the Terrorsquid" ratcheting up to an easy 9.
* TheMutiny: Kicks off "Captain Morgan's Revenge." When the pirates make the captain walk the plank, he pronounces a dying {{curse}} upon them all.
* TheNeedForMead: ''Wenches and Mead''
* UnreliableNarrator: Interestingly enough, we're never told exactly why the perpetrator is being keelhauled in ''Keelhauled.'' We pretty much just have the narrator's word for it that he did something bad.
--> I will not say what he has done
--> His sins are far too great to tell
--> It's not my place to judge a man
--> But for them he will burn in Hell
** The video seems to imply that he [[{{DisproportionateRetribution}} stole some of the captain's money...]]
* OdeToIntoxication: the song Rum
* OneManArmy: The Huntmaster vanquishes a considerable number of people single-handedly.
* OnceUponATime: "In a time men knew the meaning of fear!" the opening lines of "Huntmaster".
* OutOfGenreExperience: When the titular monster awakens, ''Death Throes of the Terrorsquid'' abruptly becomes a Dimmu Borgir song.
* APirate400YearsTooLate
* TheQuest: Lots of these, including a track by the same name.
* '''RatedMForManly'''
* RetiredMonster: The narrator of ''Pirate Song''.
* SeaMonster: [[KrakenAndLeviathan Leviathan]], [[GiantSquid the Terrorsquid]].
* SequelSong: "Death Throes The Terror Squid" is a sequel to "Leviathan", as both songs feature a beast called "Leviathan" and follow some sort of chronology. "Leviathan" has the pirate crew hunt down an ancient beast of yore to battle it, but lose the battle and the beast escapes after slaughtering most of the crew. "Death Throes The Terror Squid" concerns the Crew's RoaringRampageOfRevenge against the beast, and the second round of the battle.
* ShoutOut:
** Several, including a brief retread of the theme from ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean'' in "No Quarter", the use of [[Literature/TreasureIsland "with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho"]] in "Keelhauled" and the theme tune to ''Series/{{Chucklevision}}'' in "Buckfast Powersmash".
** They also reference Music/RunningWild in "Scraping the Barrel".
-->You may think you've heard all this music before,\\
That Running Wild did it back in '84\\
But times are a-changing and we don't give a damn!\\
So if you don't like it, go start your own band!
* SingingVoiceDissonance: Bowes' natural voice is much softer than his guttural harsh tone in the songs.
* SkyPirates: "Heavy Metal Pirates" seems to be about them ("We're the Heavy Metal Pirates, we sail across the sky!")
* SlasherSmile: [[MetalBandMascot Jimmy]] cracks one of these at the covers of "Black Sails At Midnight", "Back Through Time" and the "Leviathan" solo cover.
* TakeThat:
** ''Swashbuckled'' is a playful repartee at Alestorm's friends, fellow pirate band Swashbuckle, in response to the latter's ''We Are The Storm''.
** And is Back Through Time(the track) not a TakeThat directed at fellow Folk Metal band Music/{{Turisas}}, for their song Hunting Pirates?
*** ''Scraping the Barrel'', off of Back Through Time, is a response to some of the band's criticism as being a "gimmicky band" that will eventually become dry. Their response? "If you don't like it, go start your own band."
* TalkLikeAPirate: [[CaptainObvious Well, yeah.]]
* TookALevelInBadass: "Leviathan" and "Death Throes The Terror Squid" concern the same crew. In the first the monster slaughters them with impunity, [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu in the second]]. The chorus makes it clear: The chorus in the first song is about the beast's fearsome slaughter, the chorus in the second is the crew's BadassBoast.
* VerbedTitle: ''Keelhauled'', ''Shipwrecked''.
* VillainProtagonist: The songs are aware they are talking about a bunch of selfish, petty and murderous thieves. The clearest example is "Pirate's Song", which describes a RetiredMonster of a pirate elaborating on his numerous crimes and how he doesn't feel an inch of remorse.
* WalkThePlank: In ''Captain Morgan's Revenge'' and ''Keelhauled'', in the latter case as a pretext to something [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keelhauling far worse]].
* WouldHurtAChild: One of the verses of Pirate's Song is "I've killed and I've shot, and reddened the cold tears of children with blood!", driving home just how much of a RetiredMonster our protagonist is.
* WretchedHive: A lot of these tend to show up in the songs, such as the cafe in ''Nancy the Tavern Wench'' and the inn where ''That Famous Ol' Spiced'' is apparently served, not to mention the titular tavern known as ''The Sunken Norwegian.''