* '''[[Wrestling/AllenCoage BAD NEWS ALLEN/BAD NEWS BROWN]]'''. Olympic Bronze Medalist in Judo. Backed down '''[[Wrestling/AndreTheGiant ANDRE THE GIANT]]''' on a bus in Japan and, unarmed, backed down ''both'' Rougeau Brothers by himself, even though they had weapons and he didn't.
* Wrestling/KurtAngle, naturally. The man won an Olympic gold medal with a ''broken freaking neck''.
** He tore his quad THIS MORNING and he's fine! He's jumpin' around!
* Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin, TheNineties incarnate
* At this time, I am contractually obligated to point out that [[Wrestling/KiaStevens Awesome Kong]] kills bitches dead.
* Before the tragedy, Wrestling/ChrisBenoit was commonly known for being 4REAL and Website/{{GameFAQs}} users would even refer to him as "real life [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]" or [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]].
* [[Wrestling/SteveBlackman Steve F'n' Blackman]] [[http://shiningwizado.bandcamp.com/track/steve-f-king-blackman He knows Karate and he sees that you've been slackin' ]]
* '''[[Wrestling/BruiserBrody BRUISER F'N BRODY]]''' and '''[[Wrestling/StanHansen STAN F'N HANSEN]]'''
* [[Wrestling/ClaudioCastagnoli Claudio Castagnoli/Antonio Cesaro]] deadlifted the Great Khali TWICE in the same match. He will give you a 100-rotation Giant Swing, a huge pop-up uppercut and [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech be able to tell you how much you suck]] [[{{Omniglot}} in five languages]].
* Wrestling/JohnCena, it doesn't matter what you do to him. He will get up and give you, your father and your uncle an Attitude Adjustment all at the same time.
* Wrestling/BryanDanielson who is too manly for ''tans.'' Not even meat can handle his badass!
** He has gained an immunity to Wrestling/TripleH's burial shovel.
* [[Wrestling/SaraDelRey "The Queen of Wrestling" Sara Del Rey]] was '''trained''' by Bryan Danielson, '''[[BreakTheHaughty defeated]]''' Claudio Castagnoli, and beat the crap out of Jakob Hammermeier. Oh yeah, and read [[http://www.giantbomb.com/profile/mystakin/blog/fighting-to-survive-how-lara-croft-can-learn-from-/94581/ this.]]
* [[Wrestling/TommyDreamer "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer]]. [[Awesome/{{ECW}} "Thank you sir, may I have another!"]]
* When the end of the world arrives, all that will remain will be Wrestling/MickFoley. He ate the cockroaches.
* Wrestling/TerryFunk. BadassGrandpa all the way.
** DistaffCounterpart: [[Characters/WWEDivas MAE YOUNG]] took a powerbomb off a rampway through a table to the floor at ''77'' years old. NeverMessWithGranny.
* Wrestling/{{Goldberg}} will squash you like a bug in 30 seconds and demand more. '''[[CatchPhrase WHO'S NEXT?]]'''
* Wrestling/MattHardy [[http://www.cagematch.net/?id=93&nr=58 "...WILL...NOT...DIE!"]]
* Wrestling/TheIronSheik will put you in the camel clutch, break your back, fuck your ass, and make you humble.
* Wrestling/{{Jacqueline}} once finished a match after ''separating her shoulder'' and has proven time and again that she can make any man[[note]][[Wrestling/GlennGilbertti Disco Inferno]], Wrestling/HarveyWippleman, Wrestling/ChavoGuerreroJr[[/note]] her bitch.
* Give Wrestling/MickieJames [[SquashMatch some 35 seconds or so]] and she'll take [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/wwe/wwf-wm.html your]] [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/tna/tna-wm.html title]].
* [[Wrestling/EddieKingston "The Last of a Dying Breed"/"The War King" Eddie Kingston]]. The first man to knock Tursas off of his feet. He's this even by CHIKARA's family-friendly standards.
* Wrestling/KentaKobashi whose Burning Hammer finisher beat ''cancer''.
** Wrestling/HacksawJimDuggan smacked his cancer with his 2x4, then his Three-Point-Stance running clothesline cut through his cancer and his Old Glory kneedrop crushed it dead.
* [[Wrestling/AjaKong God made the Devil just for fun. When He wanted the real thing, He made Aja Kong!]]
* Wrestling/BrockLesnar, here comes the pain.
* [[Wrestling/{{Meng}} Meng/King Haku]] will punch through any amount of steel chairs to kill bitches dead.
* Lives are gonna be in [[Wrestling/DanSpivey Waylon Mercy's]] hands. Know what he means?
* Wrestling/{{MsChif}} started her career going undefeated against '''MEN''' and [[{{Determinator}} wrestles with NO [=ACL=]s]].
* Wrestling/RandyOrton ({{beat}}) '''RKO''' from outta nowhere!
* [[RedBaron "The Loose Cannon"]] [[Wrestling/BrianPillman Brian FUCKING Pillman]] kicked throat cancer's ass, had to leave the [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFootball Cincinnati Bengals]] because he scared his own teammates, beat Sid Vicious in a bar fight, with Sid making himself look even worse when the only thing he could find for a weapon was a squeegee and , at ''Wrestling/{{ECW}} [=Cyberslam=] 96'', threatened to "piss on this hellhole (the ECW Arena)", and the fans chanted "Let him piss!"
* Wrestling/CMPunk is The Best In The World! He was the WWE champion for 434 days.
** Wrestling/ShinyaHashimoto was even better. He was the [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/japan/newjapan/iwgp-h.html New Japan Pro Wrestling IWGP Heavyweight Champion]] for '''489''' days.
** Wrestling/BrunoSammartino laughs at these short title reigns[[note]]Sammartino only held the Heavyweight Championship twice, but combined for ''4040 days!'' His first reign was 2,803 days while his second run lasted only 1,237[[/note]]
* Wrestling/{{Rikishi}} got SHOT and was ''clinically dead'' for ''three minutes.'' What more do you need?
* Wrestling/{{Sabu}} will get cut up in barbed-wire, seal it up with Krazy Glue and cover it with athletic tape and keep going like it was nothing special.
** Then there was the time he got shot in the face and the bullet ''exploded on impact!''
* Wrestling/PerrySaturn was a US Army Ranger and [[BadassBystander got shot in the neck saving a woman from being raped and was still able to beat the shit out of all three lowlifes by himself.]]
* Wrestling/RandySavage prevented the Rapture by elbow-dropping onto Jesus.
* [[Wrestling/ExoticAdrianStreet "Exotic" Adrian Street]] can take an ugly wrestler and beat him till he's beautiful, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhLK6XPKCs so imagine what he could do to you.]]
* [[Wrestling/TheNexus Michael Tarver]], soul eater. Seriously. He can do whatever the fuck he wants in 1.9 seconds.
* [[{{Wrestling/Tazz}} Taz]] is gonna kill you.
** So will Wrestling/SamoaJoe.
* Wrestling/TheUndertaker. Forget about the streak, forget his in ring exploits, he stood up to VinceMcmahon for real and saved the WWF.
* [[{{Wrestling/Vader}} Big Van Vader]] fears no man and feels no pain! WHO'S THE MAN! IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!!!
* Wrestling/DrDeathSteveWilliams once rescued a guy from a burning car by ''pulling the door right off of the car'', and, after getting busted open during an afternoon show, said "Stitch me up doc, I got a match tonight!"