Due to a rich and active fandom, ''{{Literature/Worm}}'' has a vast number of memes associated with it. Both as part of the story, and as part of the story discussion. Its memes subreddit [=/r/WormMemes=][[https://reddit.com/r/WormMemes/]] is crawling with original content.

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%% Due to their prevalence, the Skitter facts have their own sub-folder. Please include only unique instances, and provide a citation if it's actually in-story.

!! Popular Memes:

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[[folder: In-Story Memes]]
* "It must be lunchtime..." (bad things always happen around noon)
* "Fucking Tinkers." Skitter does not approve of Tinkers and their cheating shenanigans.
* /mlekk oozes in

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[[folder: Memes - Comments]]
* 'Meh- I can take her.'[[note]]Originated in [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/04/06/interlude-20/#comment-17059 Pandemonious Ivy's comment on Interlude 20]] about the tendency of Skitter's opponents to engage in UnderestimatingBadassery. Later becomes an ascended meme via Jack Slash.[[/note]]
* Male members of the cast wearing leopard-print underwear. [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/colony-15-10/#comment-6230 Colony 15.10]]
* Prism and Triumph and PowerPerversionPotential. Also [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2012/11/17/colony-15-10/#comment-6230 Colony 15.10]]
* Capslocking BEHEMOTH's name and talking about his fights as if he were a wrestler.
* Doctor Yamada Facts. ([[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/11/02/teneral-e-1/#comment-51168 Teneral e1]])
** Doctor Yamada is a reverse eldritch horror. Exposure to her gives sanity points.
** Doctor Yamada has never triggered, because she possesses perfect mental equilibrium. If she did, the Shard would immediately give up on influencing her.
** Doctor Yamada is not impressed.
** Doctor Yamada could make Jack settle down and become a barber.
** The supermassive blackhole at the center of the Milky Way is not a collapsed star. It’s Doctor Yamada's metaphorical balls.
** The real reason the PRT rotates therapists is because prolonged exposure to Doctor Yamada can cause people to untrigger.
* Genoscythe the Eyeraper, a joke suggestion for a new villain that would painfully transform people into weapons and armor used to kill their own family members. He was meant as someone Skitter could face that was overly dark to match the apparent tone of the series, with the author once jokingly teasing an interlude from his point of view. According to WordOfGod, he didn't survive the final fight of the serial.
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[[folder: General Fandom Memes]]
* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/worm-the-misleading-summaries.272537/ Worm and misleading summaries.]]
** Glaistig Uaine's Pokémon collection.
** The Endbrats just want to make their daddy happy! (a LighterAndSofter version of the Endbringers as children). Has resulted in ''fanart.''
* [[FanFic/{{Cenotaph}} Lung's love of fine sofas and Laz-E-Boyz.]]
* "Lung: Too busy being a dragon."
%%* The Vista Logs.
* Jack Slash is an Emotional Therepist.
* Dragonhugs.
* [[AWizardDidIt The Simurgh did it.]] [[labelnote:explanation]]Standard fandom explanation for something bizarre happening is 'It's a Simurgh plot', akin to Touhou's 'Yukari is screwing around again.'[[/labelnote]]
** [[GambitRoulette The Simurgh always wins.]]
** The Simurgh is the Queen of Trolls.
* [[AWizardDidIt F*ing Contessa.]] [[labelnote:explanation]]Contessa's ability to see the "Path to Victory" has led to many perceiving or writing her as little more than a plot device to get things going in a certain direction. It's more nuanced than that, but between NeverLiveItDown and SturgeonsLaw...[[/labelnote]]
* BEEEEEEES! - Skitter's battle cry according to the fandom.
* The Slaughterhouse Nine have never had to deal with Scion because [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/worm-here-be-dragons.276694/page-59#post-12460807 Bonesaw leaves kittens behind in trees,]] [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/worm-here-be-dragons.276694/page-60#post-12460913 to distract him.]]
* Imp'ed [[labelnote:explanation]]Imp's power is that she's impossible to remember or notice, even if she's standing right in front of you. The natural mutation of the 'ninja'd' meme insued.[[/labelnote]]
* Path to Victory vs. Taylor Hebert. Step 1: No, you can't in fact take her.
** [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/worm-here-be-dragons.276694/page-88#post-12519915 Contessa: "Bugger."]]
* The Number Man's Bottle Cap Collection.
* Handgun neurosurgery.[[labelnote:explanation]] Powers are linked to their user by a parahuman-exclusive brain lobe. Contessa gets rid of Taylor's Khepri powers by shooting her twice in the head, probably without killing her in the process.[[/labelnote]]
* Puppy Queen Administrator.
** The QA shard is HELPING! :D
*** STOP HELPING!
* Browbeat who? [[labelnote:explanation]]Browbeat is a hero who shows up briefly and then quickly leaves the story in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it scene, leading to claims he was forgotten about by Wildbow. Fans have extended it to mock-forgetting about who he is and saying that he has a secondary Stranger power that makes this happen. Sometimes extended with fans that stating that Madison is secretly Browbeat, as she vanishes after arc five and is barely mentioned afterwards, unlike Emma and Sophia. [[/labelnote]]
* There are no telepaths in Worm.[[labelnote:explanation]] Since the ''Worm'' setting tries to operate on real-world physics plus interdimensional shenanigans, it goes out of its way to avoid treating Thought as an ontologically fundamental magical force. There is no Psychic Energy for powers to manipulate. However, there are in fact ''many'' characters who have powers that read from or write to the contents of someone or something's brain, hence the irony of stating there are no telepaths when half the main characters have telepathic abilities.[[/labelnote]]
** There are no healing powers in Worm. [[labelnote:explanation]]Similarly to the 'no psychic energy', there isn't any ' ''life'' ' energy either, though there are still a number of powers that provide healing. WordOfGod is that no power has healing as a primary purpose; it's a secondary benefit at best. This is because the powers are intended to foster conflict, so every power has combat applications as a primary function. It should be noted that when this concept does get mentioned in the story proper, [[spoiler:Dr. Mother is using it to mean that there is no Cauldron vial that would guarantee a healing power.]][[/labelnote]]
* Dadversary. [[labelnote:explanation]] This is what fanon claims the Endbringers call Eidolon - he created them (probably) and is their main adversary. Used in both serious and humorous contexts.[[/labelnote]]
* [[https://i.imgflip.com/at7fz.jpg Unintentionally]] [[https://i.imgflip.com/at7de.jpg Terrifying]] [[https://i.imgflip.com/at7cj.jpg Taylor]] from [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/copacetic-worm-thread-3.297864/ Copacetic]].
* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/wormverse-ideas-recs-and-fic-discussion-thread-39.310173/page-2#post-15074706 Catpri]][[labelnote:explanation]] When fans brought up the possibility of making a video game it was remarked that it would be like herding cats, and the connection to Khepri was made immediately.[[/labelnote]]
* ''Ia! Ia! Shipping Chart fthagn!'' [[labelnote:explanation]] Originated in ''Fanfic/{{Silencio}}'', to keep track of all the different relationships. Since then it has gained sentience and traveled to other fics, treated as an EldritchAbomination. [[/labelnote]]
** On that note, mime jokes in general.
* Armsmaster's Excuse Generator [[note]]This got its first mention in [[http://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/worm-altpower-taylor-heels-over-head.5178/ Heels Over Head]][[/note]]
* [[http://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/14833156/ "I am a dragon. You are now Asian."]][[note]]From a short fanfic making fun of the idea of the ABB being an "Asian" gang, due to the sheer diversity of cultures in East Asia (and the fact that many of them don't get along), depicting Lung as being completely unaware of this, ending with him declaring Taylor to be Asian, on the basis that she was being made a member of the ABB and you have to be Asian to be part of the ABB, [[InsaneTrollLogic therefore she is Asian]][[/note]]
* Halbeard [[labelnote:explanation]]A moniker given to Armsmaster as a {{Punny| Name}} InSeriesNickname in ''Fanfic/DireWorm'' due to him using a halberd and having a beard. Later adopted as a general FanNickname for him.[[/labelnote]]
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[[labelnote:explanation]]Clockblocker's usual reaction to alt-power!Wards!Taylor demonstrating her OP new power to the Wards in fanfiction. Largely considered a DiscreditedMeme nowadays: not only is this characterization a [[{{Flanderization}} gross exaggeration of his canon self]], but the sheer variety of powers in ''Worm'' means that Taylor's alt-power of the week is unlikely to be that "bullshit" in the first place.[[/labelnote]]
* Dragon is all the mods on [=ParaHumans=] Online.[[labelnote:explanation]]A comment from Wildbow hints that part of the reason the website reached the status it has is that Dragon has a 'personal interest' in it, and is actively moderating it.[[/labelnote]]
* Myrddin is actually [[Literature/TheDresdenFiles Harry Dresden]].[[labelnote:explanation]]Myrddin is the head of the Protectorate in Chicago, and noted as being one of the capes who describe their powers as magic.[[/labelnote]]
* HALPING [[labelnote:explanation]] The shards are trying to help people with the powers they grant. They aren't very good at it. Originated [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/wormverse-ideas-recs-and-fic-discussion-thread-20.286251/page-18#post-13201817 here]]. [[/labelnote]]
* THEORY ABOUT SLEEPER'S / PARIAN'S TRUE POWER [[labelnote:explanation]] Sleeper's nature as TheGhost has inspired a massive amount of WildMassGuessing as to the true nature of his power, to the point where speculation about him is a fandom cliche. Parian got into a similar situation after vague WordOfGod stated that her power has a specific use that would have been useful in the fight against Behemoth, and got blown way out of proportion by people who interpreted it as Parian having a "true" power that would have let her fight Behemoth to a standstill. [[/labelnote]]
** Sleeper is Stranger 12 [[labelnote:explanation]] By far the most common theory is that Sleeper's power simply makes everyone else perceive him as being more dangerous than he actually is. Although this is a reasonably clever theory, the fact that it's still being relentlessly parroted despite being {{Jossed}} has made it the ''Worm'' equivalent of [[WebVideo/GameTheory Sans is Ness.]] [[/labelnote]]
** Worm 2 delay [[labelnote:explanation]] Wildbow once (jokingly) stated that he would delay ''Worm 2'' by a month every time a WMG related to Sleeper or Parian appeared. Every Sleeper/Parian WMG thread started after that inevitably has a "Worm 2 delayed again!" joke in the comments.[[/labelnote]]
* "Take that, you worm." [[labelnote:explanation]][[https://www.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/comments/7ps03s/hollywood_buys_the_rights_to_worm_and_starts/dsjmdws/ An editor suggested]] to Wildbow that the published version of ''Worm'' [[{{TitleDrop}} should open with Emma saying this to Taylor]], as well as have various characters refer to her as a worm in the first book. [[{{Narm}} Fans quickly ridiculed this idea]].[[/labelnote]]
* Taylor the baby destroyer/Asterposting [[labelnote:explanation]]Though most of the fanbase agree that [[WouldHurtAChild Taylor killing Aster]] [[ItMakesSenseInContext was justified at the time]], her apparent lack of reaction to doing it and the event never coming up again is definitely eyebrow-raising. As a result, some people have jokingly characterized Taylor as a crazed lunatic whose greatest pleasure is murdering babies and toddlers in her free time. Some have also claimed that she would be a hard counter to Nursery, the character from the sequel whose power lets her create fetus-like monsters.[[/labelnote]]
* In the older "meme" sense, PHO interludes are ''very'' popular in ''Worm'' fanfics. So popular, in fact, versions of them show up in fanfics ''which aren't even based on Worm'', such as [[https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/exitium-eternal-mass-effect-doom-id-verse.675235/ Exitium Eternal]].
* Misspelling Wildbow's name in various ways, such as "Wifflebat", "Wetbadger", "Wonkbert", or "Wildebeest". This apparently started because on the old IRC channel, whenever someone used his name it pinged him, which he found annoying because he was getting pinged near constantly. So, he asked people to stop using his name in discussions about ''Worm'', and the tradition stuck.
* "You needed worthy opponents." [[labelnote:explanation]]This line is one of the more memorable in the story, due to who says it, its implications, and the fact that an entire chapter consists of just those four words. Many memes involve taking the passage right before this, and then changing the four words to something else for humorous effect.[[/labelnote]]
* [] [AGREEMENT] [[labelnote:Explanation]]This is a parody of the way the Entities are portrayed as communicating with each other, in single-word thoughts or concepts. The first word can be almost anything (fitting the topic at hand), but the second is almost always [AGREEMENT].[[/labelnote]]
* Scion is a himbo. [[labelnote:Explanation]]This is an observation about Scion’s public image prior to Gold Morning.[[/labelnote]]
* Jack Slash vs. adult grizzly bears. [[labelnote:Explanation]][[https://www.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/comments/lddzb0/spoilers_would_a_parahuman_whose_sole_ability_is/ This Reddit thread]] asks the question, "Would a parahuman whose sole power is to summon adult grizzly bears be able to defeat Jack Slash?" Wildbow answers that due to the mechanics of the Broadcast Shard, the power would be interfered with somehow and Jack would be able to neutralise the cape in question easily. His closing statement, "You can qualify, you can quibble, you can tack on extra powers, but Jack doesn't lose to parahumans," was considered especially memetic.[[/labelnote]]
* The Number Man does not wear pants. [[labelnote:Explanation]]In [[https://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/04/27/interlude-21-donation-bonus-1/ Interlude 21]], Kurt--otherwise known as The Number Man--is described as wearing "only a button-up shirt and thin-rimmed glasses." Eagle-eyed readers noted that pants are not listed in the description and that he is therefore described as wearing ONLY a shirt and glasses, leading many to joke that he was not wearing pants in that scene or ever.[[/labelnote]]
* Leviathan the Storykiller. [[labelnote:Explanation]]Among ''Worm'' fanfic readers and authors, Leviathan, and to a lesser extent the other Endbringers and Scion himself, is a dreaded character that is a leading cause of DeadFic. This is because his appearance completely shakes up the existing situation in Brockton Bay, unceremoniously kills off several major players in the ongoing cape conflict, and signals a major escalation of the stakes and expansion of the scope of the story. Many fanfictions are "alt-powers", where Taylor and/or other characters get a different power-set than in canon, or deal with a small "what-if?" question, and fanfic authors often don't have a plan for how that fight will go or what will happen afterwards. Sometimes the changes to canon now make surviving Leviathan even less likely than it originally was...and even if they manage to defeat Leviathan, there's the other three-to-five Endbringers to deal with and Scion himself. If those can't be dealt with... that's the end of the world, and the story. Many fanfics peter out before ever dealing with this problem, or else find a way (plausibly or not) to eliminate Leviathan and/or the others from the story so they don't have to deal with it.[[/labelnote]]
* Which Taylor are we talking about?[[labelnote:Explanation]]On Tumblr, ''Worm'' posts talking about "Taylor" are frequently found by confused fans of Music/TaylorSwift. [[FanCommunityNickname Wormblr]] [[https://www.tumblr.com/skitterstan/709608486960545792/i-think-its-healthy-that-wormblr-constantly-gets has]] [[https://www.tumblr.com/bug4932/719516470494789632/the-tables-are-finally-turning-a-taylor-swift noticed]] [[https://stainlesssteellocust.tumblr.com/722175185828102144/does-anyone-have-the-this-post-is-not-about this]].[[/labelnote]]
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[[folder: The Skitter Facts]]
(Originated with [[http://parahumans.wordpress.com/2013/03/30/chrysalis-20-4/#comment-15429 this comment on Chrysalis 20.4]].)
* Skitter doesn’t run from danger. Danger runs from her, gets tripped up, and has its crotch melted off by spider bites. (1.5)
* Skitter once tried to commit suicide-by-cape. Said cape promptly ended up in Protectorate custody. After having its crotch melted off by spider bites. (Arc 1)
* Skitter has never gotten a cold. She once had a concussion, but the city never recovered. (5.1)
* A supervillain once looked at Skitter funny. She cut out his eyes. (5.9)
* Skitter scares the bejeezus out of people who can literally hold the power of the Sun in their hands. (8.1)
* Skitter once decided to distract a tidal wave. She succeeded. (8.4)
* Normal rodeo is for wusses. Skitter rodeo-rides Endbringers. While stabbing them with a halberd. (8.5)
** Skitter once tore a living storm a new asshole. Literally. (8.5)
* Skitter started her villain career as an undercover hero. She was so skilled that when the villains she’d set out to betray found out, they offered her her job back. (8.8)
* Do not bring a knife to a Skitter fight. (11.2)
* If you can see Skitter, she can grievously maim or kill you. If you can’t see her, she can grievously maim or kill you, while calmly drinking tea. (11.3)
** If you can’t see Skitter, she can still see you. If you ''can'' see Skitter, you’re about to get dogpiled by a swarm of bugs that weigh more than you do.
** If you can see Skitter, she hasn't filled your eyeballs with maggots yet. (21.3)
* The Slaughterhouse Nine went to Brockton Bay and met Skitter. They left as the Slaughterhouse Four. (Arc 10-12)
* There are only Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse because Skitter rides a giant beetle. (14.4)
* Atlas used to hold the sky on his shoulders. Skitter made him give her taxi service. (Arc 14-21)
* Nightmares don’t make Skitter whimper in her sleep. Skitter makes nightmares whimper. (14.11)
* When Skitter makes out with a guy, she cures mental illness. When Skitter makes out with other girls, she cures the plague. (14.11)
* “The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth.” Skitter made it her boyfriend. (15.y)
* One time, Skitter fought a Dragon. She killed it by breathing fire on it. (16.5)
* Skitter logic-bombed an advanced AI that was explicitly immune to logic bombs. (16.5)
* Someone once thought of using grenades on Skitter. He thought twice. (16.11)
** It’s been proven that the universe you survive in is the universe you don’t try to bomb Skitter. (16.11)
*** Skitter threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded. (16.11)
** People have tried to kill Skitter with fire. Multiple times. Apparently it’s not the only way to be sure. (16.11)
* Actually, Skitter ''does'' have eyes on the back of her head. And on the wall. And around the corner. And on your head.
* Skitter went blind once. Nobody else noticed and she forgot it happened. (Arc 18-19)
* Chthulhu horrors find that even the thought of Skitter makes them crazy. And they get creeped out when something that even looks like Skitter is nearby. (18.z)
* Skitter once had smoke inhalation, blindness, some messed up ribs, and was covered in puke. Or as she regarded it, a minor inconvenience. (Arc 19)
* Skitter was complaining about some mild aches and pains when a hero with the ability to absorb injuries tried to heal her. He started screaming moments later. (19.2)
* Skitter once chopped a pseudo-Endbringer in half just by looking at it. (19.6)
* Skitter decided to try teenage rebellion once. The city is now under the control of herself and six other teenagers. (Arc 1-20)
* There is no Santa Claus. But Skitter sees you when you’re sleeping, she knows when you’re awake, she knows when you’ve been bad or good so be good or suffer unimaginable pain. (20.1)
* Dragon, Armsmaster, and several other heroes once cornered Skitter in her school out of costume. Skitter let them off with a warning. (20.5)
* Skitter does not get dehydrated. She ties dehydration in knots and embarrasses him in front of everyone, instead. (20.5)
* [[NeverTellMeTheOdds Never tell Skitter the odds.]] (20.5)
* Once, Skitter surrendered to the lawful authorities. Over the next twelve hours, she killed one of the most powerful heroes in the world and a decorated military officer, and forced the evacuation of a square mile of city. She got a medal for it. (Arc 22)
* Skitter’s lunch begins with violence, followed by terror, and ends with the takeover of a city. If she’s already taken over the city, then lunch ends with free barbecue. If she likes you.
* Skitter mentioned she was bored once. The universe threw three different S-class threats at her city, and all three regretted it. The first was driven off (Arc 8), the second reduced to a third of their numbers (Arc 11-14), and the last was entirely obliterated (Arc 19). The universe appears to be deliberating its next move (Arc 27-30).
* Eldritch abominations find one Skitter to be more of a threat than the Triumvirate combined. (Arc 19)
* Skitter once made an Endbringer cry. (Arc 19)
* Skitter can win a land war in Asia. (Arc 30)
* Skitter mentioned once that she’d like to visit Australia. Hero-capes worldwide collectively went “NOPE,” and preemptively evacuated ... never to return.
* In 2013, Skynet became aware of its own existence. Then it saw what Skitter did to Dragon. That’s how it learned about fear.
* How to calculate Skitter's threat level: 1. Determine what her apparent classification should be; 2. Add 2; 3. Go back to 1. Repeat for all power categories. (22.1)
* Alexandria was once considered an unstoppable force. Skitter turned her into a movable object. (22.4)
* Skitter once murdered three PRT directors within the course of a single month, then offered to join them. They accepted. (22.6)
* Mother Nature's so scared of Skitter she gave her adopted kid birds to play with. All of the birds. (Interlude 22)
* Skitter can kick your ass with butterflies. (23.1)
* Cockroaches can survive a few weeks with their heads chopped off. Humans can maybe survive 30 seconds. Skitter can survive her upper body being chopped off long enough for revenge. (Arc 27-30)
** Skitter doesn’t die if she’s been killed.
* When Skitter doesn't like your singing you shut up and apologize. Even if you're the Simurgh. (28.6)
* The Simurgh once took a special interest and started following one of the Undersiders. Skitter was disappointed it wasn't her. (28.6)
* Skitter doesn’t know the meaning of the words “give up”. No, literally. She lobotomized herself rather than do it. (29.6)
* When Skitter lost an arm, she had a dragon set it on fire, then forgot about it. (29.8)
* Skitter made herself have a third trigger event. (29.9)
* Skitter doesn’t get shipped with just one person. She mindfucks everybody. (Arc 30)
* Superman died once. Skitter refuses to, because that’s too much of a vacation.
* The day Skitter invaded your dimension and mind controlled your most powerful heroes to face the rough equivalent of a god was the most frightening day you ever knew. To Skitter, it was lunchtime. (Arc 30)
* Skitter takes the term “personal harem” to a whole new level. (Arc 30)
* Skitter out-multitasks a strong artificial general intelligence. (Arc 30)
* Skitter became an Eldritch Abomination, reaching into countless worlds to invade the minds of others, WITHOUT reading the Necronomicon. (Arc 30)
* Skitter considers the guy who subsumed an entire (alright, a diminished) world within minutes to be useless in her scheme. (30.4)
* Skitter out-queen-bitches the Queen Bitch of the Faerie. (30.4)
* Skitter just wants everyone to work together. Through MindRape if necessary. (Arc 30)
* When Skitter is bullied she comes back stronger. When Skitter bullies, a god dies. (30.6)
* Skitter, a multidimensional being, and Godzilla walk into a bar. Skitter walks out. (Arc 30)
* Skitter got a summer job once: Warlord.
* When God kicks off an apocalypse, Skitter gets to pick the teams. (Arc 30)
* If Skitter wants to find you, you cannot just run out of her range. You are always within the range of her powers, wherever you are. Even if you travel to another planet, she just alters the structure of spacetime so that ''everyone'' on the whole world is within a few feet of her. (30.4)
* Skitter scares S-class threats to death by accident. (30.5)
* When Skitter's brain is taken over by an alien supercomputer, Skitter's personality takes over the alien supercomputer in return. (Arc 30)
* There are five stages of grief. When Skitter hits Anger, immortals die in pain. (22.4, 30.6)
* A god once tried to kill Skitter. I don't see any gods around here, do you? (Arc 27-30)
* Scion is a multidimensional entity the size of a planet, multiplied across countless dimensions. It has manipulated the events of an uncountable number of civilizations, each with their own uncountable number of multiversal instances. Each cycle completes with an omnicidal purge. It has been meddling with human history for the past 30 years, and during its purge of humanity it killed billions, if not trillions of people. Skitter made it cry. (30.6)
* When Skitter needed brain surgery the surgeon needed a gun and two headshots. (30.7)
* In Brockton Bay, arachnophobia is no longer a recognized medical condition. Instead there are several new conditions for people who are not yet deathly afraid of bugs.
* In Brockton Bay, there is a supervillain whose superpowered guessing is so powerful, it's mistaken for mind reading. She goes to Skitter for advice.
* Lunch breaks are the times when the world stops what it’s doing to get as far away from Skitter as possible.
* Superheroes who talk to Skitter commonly suffer from mental breakdowns because they aren’t as good a person as the super villain who gouged out a man’s eyes.
* Jack Slash is so terrifying that few heroes and villains can bear to look him in the eye. He ran away from Skitter.
* Most of the alternate Earths discovered via the portals had no signs of life on them, because Skitter got there first.
* Death once had a near-Skitter experience.
* When Skitter gets surgery, the anesthesia has to be applied to the doctors.
* When Skitter talks, the most powerful beings on Earth stop to listen.
* Unlike Clockblocker, time doesn’t stop for Skitter. Instead, it waits for her permission before moving.
* Schools in Brockton Bay don’t have fire alarms. They have Skitter alarms.
* Skitter can count everything that dances on the head of a pin. She put them there.
* Contrary to popular opinion, Skitter does not enjoy killing people. Contrary to your current opinion, this makes her more scary, not less.
* Skitter can set ants on fire with a regular piece of glass. At night. Then she can send those bugs up your nose.
* Leviathan had to take out a restraining order against Skitter.
* Skitter can never die. Heaven doesn't want her and Hell is afraid she'll take over.
* Skitter has a deep and abiding respect for human life ... unless it gets in her way.
* The S in "S-Class" stands for Skitter.
* Skitter stared into the abyss. The abyss blinked.
* When Skitter makes pretty costumes for her friends, her friends are afraid to not wear them.
* Skitter didn’t need to tell the PRT that Echidna was a Class-S threat. Anything that faces Skitter willingly is automatically classified either Class-S or [assumed deceased].
* On Earth-Bet, ''Kick Ass'' is a documentary about Skitter. After winning Best Picture in the Please Don’t Hurt Us category, it is now used as a litmus test to gauge the mental fortitude of Special Forces applicants.
* Skitter can make snow angels in asphalt.
* Skitter was never blinded. Light just had a panic attack when it realized who it had fucked with.
* Skitter is the reason villains don’t pay taxes. She mails in a picture of her costumed self, and the IRS mails back an apology.
* When Skitter hit puberty, puberty needed a visit from Panacea.
* Skitter doesn't need a topological map of your privates. She knows she has bigger balls.
* Skitter was the third, fourth, and eighth plagues of Egypt. Dated the Ninth. Could have been the fifth, sixth, and tenth if she chose.
* For Skitter, "telling time" means telling time what to do.
* When Skitter watches paint, it doesn’t dry. It wets itself.
* Hitler didn’t just commit suicide. He was making sure he never ran into Skitter.
* Skitter isn’t made of win. Win is made of Skitter.
* Fate chose to make Skitter a girl because a male Skitter wouldn’t have been able walk with balls that big.
* When Skitter learned that gods could die, their days were numbered.
* You don't bully Skitter, you scream for mercy she will not have.
* Skitter doesn't sleep. She watches you with her eyes closed, to lull you into a false sense of security.
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[[folder: You mean Taylor "_" Hebert?]]
[[labelnote:Explanation]]During the Slaughterhouse 9000 arc, Taylor shot a toddler kidnapped by the Nine to prevent it from being tortured by Grey Boy and potentially ending the world. She has been flanderized by the fandom into a serial baby killer[[/labelnote]]
* Taylor "Youthanizer" Hebert?
* Taylor "Age On The Clock, You Get The Glock" Hebert?
* Taylor "Dis-Aster" Hebert?
* Taylor "Toddler Terminator" Hebert?
* Taylor "Queen Adminislayer" Hebert?
* Taylor "Do What's Right, Kill The Tyke" Hebert?
* Taylor "Slaughterhouse Nine And Under" Hebert?
* Taylor "Gestation Uncreation" Hebert?
* Taylor "Master 8, Aster 0" Hebert?
* Taylor "Kill Baby, Kill!" Hebert?
* Taylor "Suffocate The Neonate" Hebert?
* Taylor "PRT: Preschool Response Team" Hebert?
* Taylor "Procreation? Escalation" Hebert?
* Taylor "Depopulate Under Eight" Hebert?
* Taylor "Six Years Old and Six Feet Under" Hebert?
* Taylor "Undertaker Undersider" Hebert?
* Taylor "Out The Womb, In The Tomb" Hebert?
* Taylor "Anti-Life and Anti-Choice" Hebert?
* Taylor "'Rescue' Your Baby? Well O-Kayden!" Hebert?
* Taylor "Mourning Before Morning" Hebert?
* Taylor "Nazi-ing Your Sixth Birthday" Hebert?
* Taylor "No Bystander For Killing Anders" Hebert?
* Taylor "Sting Young Things" Hebert?
* Taylor "A Baby Slayed Is A Baby Not-Grayed" Hebert?
* Taylor "No Birthday In The Bay" Hebert?
* Taylor "CPS: Capital Punishment Services" Hebert?
* Taylor "10th Trimester Abortion" Hebert?
* Taylor "14 (Minus The Last 6) Words" Hebert?
* Taylor "Exterminate The 88" Hebert?
* Taylor "(Inf)Anti-fa" Hebert?
* Taylor "Kills Scion and Scions" Hebert?
* Taylor “Plan Bee” Hebert?
* Taylor “Gold Morning-After” Hebert?
* Taylor "Web Serial, Webs and Sterile" Hebert?
* Taylor "Children Need Their Shots" Hebert?
* Taylor "Infanticide Is Sanctified" Hebert?
* Taylor "Pacifier Pacifier" Hebert?
* Taylor "Cradle Robber, Grave Donator" Hebert?
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