* "It stinks!"
** "[[WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons Yes, Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.]]"
* "If the movie stinks, just don't go!"
* "[[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Buy my book!]] [[RepeatingAd Buy my book!]] [[Advertising/HeadOn Buy my book!]] Buy my bo--"
** ''*gunshot*'' "Sorry. It had to be done."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwoOWTABYbk (Jay lies in bed, then phone rings, which wakes him up and he answers it) "Hello?"]] (Insert random YoutubePoop meme here)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_whw4sLCgyY "Cookiepuss, I will eat your soul!"]]
* "And nothing of value was lost."
* "The peanut is neither a pea nor a nut." ''*[[{{Beat}} beat]]*'' "Oh, wait, it is a nut."[[note]]An example of a Franklin non-sequitur, right after the conversation points out his odd mental state. Incidentally, the peanut is actually closer to a pea.[[/note]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JsZbSzMi08 (Franklin goes to the cockpit, sees a penguin) "A penguin?! And he's been drinking! Wait a minute... penguins can't fly. PENGUINS CAN'T FLY!"]]
* [[NoCelebritiesWereHarmed Orson]] [[OrsonWelles Welles]]: "[[CitizenKane Rosebud]]. Yes, Rosebud frozen peas. Filled with country goodness and green pea-ness. Wait, that's terrible. [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere I quit]]."
** Pretty much anything [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7ycxiog40 Orson Welles]] says, as well as his EvilLaugh.
* "LOOK AT SIGN!" (Points to sign that says "Driver only speaks three words of English.")
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiguDe8ZZQQ "All hail Duke. Duke is life."]]
* "Make him SQUEAL!"