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* The meme. [=[[labelnote:Explanation]]The explanation behind the meme.[[/labelnote]]=] [[labelnote:Example]]Like this.[[/labelnote]]
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* [[WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?]]
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!]]
* "But, sir, there's gotta be something I need to improve on! ANYTHING!!!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]Originates in "The Algae's Always Greener" in a scene where Spongebob asks Plankton to give him a performance review.[[/labelnote]]
** "Alright, the sauce."
*** "...What?"
**** "The sauce, I don't know. You're using too much sauce, OK? Review's over."
***** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XBASpkDzx8 "EH EH EH EH EH EH EH!"]]
***** What do you want from me?! A promotion?!
****** A promo-a promo-a promotion!!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2rxFS0qDQ "Do you smell it? That smell. The kinda smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." *Eyes Widen* "Anchovies. ANCHOVIES!"]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]Originates in "Help Wanted" when five buses of Anchovies swarm the Krusty Krab at once.[[/labelnote]]
* Grab SpongebobSquarepants. Then infuse him with the most hideous form of cancer, expose him to Chernobyl's reactor core, and twist him into the most horrible Lovecraftian BodyHorror you can imagine. The result: [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spengbab Spengbab Spengbab]].
** Don't forget [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHRjh6P8FYQ Skodwarde!]]
* I'M READY! I'M READY!
** NO YOU AIN'T!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXjk3JexSg HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA]][[labelnote:Explanation]] Squidward, Squilliam and his guests' reactions at the Krusty Krab's redecoration.[[/labelnote]]
* Did somebody say boom?! ''*cue explosion*'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]In “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture," Sandy is cast as boom operator for the movie. Needless to say, she takes the job title a little too literally.[[/labelnote]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyKLGA37MBU "CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!"]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]A memetic scene from the episode "Chocolate With Nuts" (in which Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate door-to-door). One of their "customers" responds to their offer by screaming "CHOCOLATE!!!" and chasing them. Heck, the whole episode is MemeticMutation.[[/labelnote]]
** "AHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY! I have been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! Now that I got you right where I want you! *{{beat}}* [[spoiler: [[WhamLine I'd like to buy all of your chocolate]]]]." [[labelnote:Explanation]]What the above mentioned customer says when he finally corners Spongebob and Patrick near the end of the episode, which causes the two to literally melt from shock[[/labelnote]].
* [[Manga/DeathNote DEATH SPONGE]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q8Vhk5Qjc NOTE PANTS]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rfiq_cwYf4 Now add the two together]].
* Plankton wants you know that you can't stop him because "''I went to college!''"
** (smashes into Chum Bucket) Ouch.
* Tropers, you don't need television. Not as long as you have your...(cue rainbow) '''IIIMMMMAAAAAGGGIIINNAAAAAAATIIOON.'''
** [[http://www.flippingsocial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Nobody-cares-baby....jpg Nobody cares.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiHV0qMtgOo IT TOOK SPONGEBOB X YEARS TO MASTER THIS]]
* "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
** Is this the Krusty Krab?
*** No! This is Patrick!
**** Is this the Krusty Krab?
***** [[BigNo NO!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS...]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uny_cIRMVyA IS...]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKpM5rqvXQw PATRICK]]!!!
****** (I am not a Krusty Krab...)
******* Uh, that's the name of the restaurant.
******** FISHPASTE!!!
* Is mayonnaise an instrument?
** No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
*** Horseradish is not an instrument either.
*** Another variation to this meme is "[[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/is-x-an-instrument Is X an instrument?]]"
* "I SAW IT! IT WAS BIG! IT WAS ALLLLL WIGGLY! IT WAS AN '''''[+ALASKAN+] [++BULL++] [+++WORM!"+++]'''''
** also IT WAS [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!]]
*** So is Patrick's belly button.
* F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
** F is for FIRE that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN! U is for URANIUM...bombs! N is for NO SURVIVORS '''''WHEN YOU'''''-
*** Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Here. Let me show you. F is for friends who do stuff-
**** Never! That's completely idiotic!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY It's called]] Literature/TheUglyBarnacle.
** He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. :D
** ....That didn't help at all!
*** To the point where it has it's ''own freaking page'' on this very wiki, having a NightmareFuel, CrowningMomentOfFunny, CrowningMomentOfAwesome, CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, TearJerker, AND WildMassGuess pages. Only at the end of the Laconic page does it note that [[spoiler: the whole thing is just a one-off joke from a Spongebob episode.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSioqk5Gw28 MOAR KRABS!]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]A rather strange closeup of Mr. Krabs that appeared for a split second in "Jellyfish Hunter".[[/labelnote]]
* A meme was referenced in the episode "Boating Buddies".
-->''Squidward is out sunbathing, when Spongebob walks by and spills his drink.''
-->'''Spongebob''': Coffee rain!
-->'''Squidward''': It's ''hot chocolate!''
-->'''Spongebob''':... Chocolate rain!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myGrxxhLaY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMQwd5YcfI KEEP GOING! YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! ANNNNNNDDDD....STOP!]]
** Don't worry Troper, we'll buff out those scratches!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AjMl6ePQt4 Wumbo.]]
** Troper, I don't think wumbo's a real meme!
*** Come on! You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo? Wumbos, wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology- the study of wumbo!? '''It's first grade, troper!'''
**** I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
**** Troper, I'm sorry I doubted you.
**** Did you set it to Wumbo?
***** '''''WHAT?!?!'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7yLkcSfiuM Who you callin' "pinhead"?]]
** Don't forget "I'm dirty dan!" "I'm dirty dan!"
*** I'm Dirty Dan!
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRbmk_Ub0g I'VE]] [[NightmareFuel BEEN]] ''[[ChewingTheScenery WAITING]]'' [[PsychoStrings FOR YOU, PATRICK!]]"
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/patrick-hates-this-channel Patrick hates this channel.]]
** NO! NOOO!!!
* Patrick: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRf1_67acDc Leedle Leedle Leedle LEE!!!!]]
* [[FistOfTheNorthStar You are already fried.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaC1MjfbZk& People keep dropping by Squidward's house.]]
* Well, maybe there wouldn't be so many memes if SOMEBODY didn't have a pair of BIG MEATY CLAWS.
** What did you say, PUNK?!
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BIG! MEATY!]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYMi5wSc7g CLAWS!]]
** WEEELLL, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!
** Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
** No, people. Let's be smart and bring it OFF.
** Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oOu-vKx7Qk The Campfire Song Song.]]
** Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. If you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!
*** Bum bum bum...
*** Now wasn't that relaxing?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4oGbFChAI4 This part]] from "Pre-Hibernation Week", giving rise to the infamous line of "''x''ward" videos:
-->'''Sandy:''' Spongebob's gone missing!
-->'''Squidward:''' (smiles at Mr. Krabs)
** MAN THE LIFEBOATS!
** ...GOLD TEAM RULES!!!
** "This is a load of barnacles."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikmRFcUyfMk Rev up those fryers]], because I am sure hungry for one--HELP! HELP!
** [[RunningGag MY LEG!!!!]]
*** CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED?!
*** "My leg!" in general, seeing as it's the [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]] of [=SpongeBob=].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PlBukazpo0 I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.]]
** ...Sorry you had to see that.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ We should take this meme, and push it someplace else!]]
** [[CrazyEnoughToWork That idea might just be crazy enough]]......[[AvertedTrope to GET US ALL KILLED!!!]]
*** [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hamlet You can take your stupid flowers, and get thee to a nunnery!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqeijqVHYOM Excuse me sir... I hope my memetic status won't be a distraction for you.]]
** Not at all, boy! (Sniff Sniff) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqeijqVHYOM DEUUEAUGH!]]
*** LOOK AT IT!
*** (runs out of the theater)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRiYFgxIE38 Hi there Spongebob! My name is Pat Back!]]
** HA! That IS really disturbing!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce8fAtBpCrk&feature=related MY]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NAME'S! NOT! RICK!!!!!!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RZL0zgYXXQ Patrick loves you.]]
** (slams the door in his face)
** [[CharlieTheUnicorn STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsWNcH0DMZI Does THIS look unsure to you?!]]
** No.
* Patrick's Secret Box.
** [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow NO ONE MUST KNOW! Not even... Squidward's house!]]
* Spongebob moon walking.
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/handsome-squidward-squidward-falling Handsome Squidward/Squidward Falling]].
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/patricks-face Patrick catches the ugly.]]
** I'VE GOT THE UGLY!!!!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVY2ByVi9iM&feature=related I JUST GOTTA ACT NATURAL!!!]]
** Oh, that's real nice.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O16D5pPZ9gI Then who was flickering the lights on and off...?]] [[Film/{{Nosferatu}} NOSFERATU!]]
* OVERTIME???!!!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCdbcPxNfc I've SOILED the good Krusty Krab name!]] [[OverlyLongGag SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT...]]
** Where's the off button on this thing?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YQ6yI936A It's a giraffe! * laughs* ]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VZ_HXgLRow T-t-t-t-t-tonight?]]
** In fact, we'll all come! My treat!
*** Humanuh humanuh humanuh humanuh...
*** Table for Humanuh?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1En7q9Q7AU "Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear.]]
** OH NO, [[GoMadFromTheRevelation HE'S HOT!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL2HafxlRw4 "May I take your hat, sir?]]
** Give me that hat I SAID GIVE IT TO ME! Are you gonna hand it over or not, don't you backsass me!
* Boo-hoo, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin.
** [[SeriousBusiness This is serious!]]
*** I know, this really is the world's smallest violin. See?
* Zooming in on the patty in "Krusty Krab Training Video".
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5bQF0lcabk HOOPLA!!!]]
*** Sounds like a lot of hoopla over one little krabby patty, right? Ha, ha!
**** [[HaHaHaNo WRONG!!!!]]
** It's actually a carefully-organized code: [[FunWithAcronyms People Order Our Patties.]]
*** Oh! Poop!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IphgDC50jxs All hail the magic conch shell!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxhXcK1Uggs SAY THE OATH!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EchR1q0Vd4 Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?]]
** How tough am I? ''How tough am I?!'' I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
*** Yeah, so?
**** ''Without any milk''.
***** Uh, right this way, sorry to keep ya waitin'!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg9EQO0ftzk Steppin on the beach!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y Oh yeah, I'm Mr. Krabs!]] [[HellIsThatNoise AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]
* From ''[[TheMovie The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6D6Je6bH_8&feature=related in regards to]] King Neptune's BaldOfAwesome:
-->'''The citizens of Bikini Bottom''': "'''[[MadnessMantra BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!]] [[EyeScream MY EYES!]]'''"
** All right!
** Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, Goober, Goober, yeah!
** '''I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!! [[ThePowerOfRock ROCK!!]]'''
** [[http://youtu.be/_t8dmXqEoFk Oh, Waiter!]]
*** Why do I always get the nuts?
** "Who are you?" "I'm DavidHasselhoff." "Hooray!"
* Combine [[AmusingInjuries "MY LEG!"]], [[EyeScream "MY EYES!"]], and [[BreathWeapon "DEUUEAUGH!"]]. You might get [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_D_ZVnHjM this.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYBkygm-vrA It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLEEYkS7c1Q Now it's time to bring it around town.]] [[LargeHam BRING IT AROOUUUUND TOOOWWWWWN.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq4ZixIUpro Look what I got under me kilt!]]
** And look at our tongues?
** What's wrong with you?
* "THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!"
* [[IncrediblyLamePun SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER...]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8 VICTORY SCREECH!!!!!]]
** OOOOOOOOAALOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
* FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfd6lzPRzj0 Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward?]]
* But Mermaid Man, there's evil afoot!
** [[MadnessMantra EVIL? EEEEEEVIIIILLLLLL! EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!]]
** All I said is that there was evil afoot.
** [[FunWithAcronyms Every Villain Is Lemons.]]
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYg-_etX92I Now in Youtube Poop form.]] [[UminekoNoNakuKoroNi All crazy old men freak out around evil.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0aiB70AONs Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?]]
** NO, I AM NOT FINISHED WITH THOSE ERRANDS AND I NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!
* Liar, liar, plants for hire.
** It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
*** Well, you would know...liar.
* Firmly grasp it in your hand. Fiiiiiiiiiiirmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
** That oughta do it.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-Z4qxpdfo DROWN IN IT!]]
** Note to self: watch out for Squidward.
* Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing.
* "And the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day..."[[labelnote:Explanation]]Originates in "The Algae's Always Greener" in a scene where Mr. Krabs warns Plankton that he'll always come back to [[ItMakesSenseInContext steal the Krabby Patty formula.]][[/labelnote]]
** [[GoMadFromTheRevelation AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!! Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_To5yANWZ1U I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...]]
** He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, ''I'm'' Squidward! Are there any other "Squidwards" I should know about?
*** Gary meows with a large nose strapped to his face
**** [[DeadpanSnarker "Im out of here."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOVZ5Py3M0 I know of a place where you never get harmed...]]
** A magical place full of magical charms! Indoors! Indoors! Indoooooors! Take it away, Penny!
*** *sniff* That penny has the most beautiful voice...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIaRvSHskpc The face Spongebob makes when he finds out that Squidward actually likes Krabby Patties.]]
** You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
** Yes! Yes! I admit it, [=SpongeBob=]! [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I LOVE Krabby Patties!]]
* "Santa's coming tonight, tonight, Santa's coming tonight..."
** This Christmas feels like the VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEE!!!"
* "Well, once I knew this guy, who knew this guy, [[RuleOfThree who knew this guy]], who knew this guy who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, [[OverlyLongGag who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy]] who knew this guy, [[ComboBreaker who knew this guy's]] ''[[ComboBreaker cousin]]''..."
** '''YOU'RE RIGHT!'''
* It's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2C6L9v2XM The Final Countdown]]!
** On that note, syncing ''[=SpongeBob=]'' clips to popular songs so that it looks like he's singing them is popular in general.
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-VmQ58XxQ Down With The Sickness]] By Music/{{Disturbed}}
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0kCn5YRE0&list=PL7NufcNVleV5pm7LANZzKldyDylpT55Qt Knee Deep]] by Music/JobForACowboy. Based on upload date, may be the UrExample, and certainly the [[TropeCodifier one that made it popular]].
* '''Spongebob''': Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
* '''Squidward''': [[http://youtu.be/w_soO1gH1Pk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Huh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
* [[http://youtu.be/XkPOvRHsrqM I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLh-Ilmvmc&feature=related Heart on stick must die!]]
* I will post all necessary TV Trope Memes, IN THE HALL!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ExB4F0MetA&feature=related Screaming Will Get You Nowhe *Rip*]]
** Which one of you fellers is the ''REAL'' Dirty Dan?!
*** ... I am?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cu31QMPMRg FINLAND!]]
** Where's the leak, ma'am?
* FUUUUUUTURE! FUUUUUTURE!
** (drops a brick on Squidward)
** From the same episode: EVERYTHING IS [[http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Google CHROME]] [[HilariousInHindsight IN THE FUTURE!]]
* Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwJ19R8mGak&NR=1 AAAHHHHHHH!! HORRIBLE!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu6MnYG-zKw I'm editing this page...AT NIGHT!]]
** Night night night night night night night night night night night night n-ni-ni-ni-niii NIIIIGHT!!!!!
*** Will you please-?
* WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS... WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS...
** COME ON, SPONGEBOB! YOU ONLY NEED THREE MORE WORDS! [[Series/FigureItOut BLANKITY. BLANKITY. BLANK]]!
*** IS IT HOT IN HERE MRS. PUFF? WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!!! AAH!! MY HAND!!! IT'S CRAMPING, MRS. PUFF!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
**** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU ONLY NEED THREE! MORE! WOORDS!!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcO2kf6JKkQ&feature=related I don't need it...I don't need it...I DEFINITELY don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!]]
** (bangs on Treedome) PINKY! PIIINKYYY!
* And now...[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2zDW9me-IY Poetry by Gary]].
** ''He has such a way with words...''
* [[SugarWiki.AwesomeMusic It's sweeeeeet, sweeeeet, sweet victory,]] [[BigYes yeah!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0WKMcO7akQ AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoM1WQs0RZk It's not just a boulder...it's a rock! A rahahahahak! A rohahahohak! It's a big beautiful old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to drive these babies for miles! And it's in great shape!]]
** [=SpongeBOB=]! Will you forget the stupid pioneers! Haven't you ever noticed that there are ''none'' of them left? That's because they were ''lousy'' hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae. And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...*rock drives over him* Rocks? Hold on there Jethro!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1JAq0ih2k&feature=related KRUSTY KRRRAAAAAAB PIZZA! It's the pizza, yeah, for you and...MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtDpL7DI-E FANCY LIVING, HERE WE COME, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAA!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6N2tgLmaQ "Hey, Patrick! I've thought of something funnier than 24."]]
** "Lemme hear it!"
** "25."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc Now, you must acquire a taste for... free form jazz!]] *puts on serious face*
* Win this one for the Krusty Krab!
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' '''''FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAABBBBBBB!'''''
** Win this one because I told you to!
--> '''Patrick:''' ''BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO!''
** YELLOW! PINK!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE ''Who put you on the planet? Ugh...'']]
** Now do it exactly as I did and don't stop till you get it right! And I don't care how long it takes!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI2mq8_f71o What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!]]
** The customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a ''large!'' I GAVE HIM A ''LARGE!''
* I've got a better idea! How about we get someone whose ''JOB'' it is to fix it?! You know why? Because when I need a ''JOB'' done, I get someone with a ''JOB'' to ''do that JOB!!!''
** (squints) [[DeadpanSnarker What are you saying?]]
** '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!'''
** Donate it to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for ''me?''
* If we were meant to fly we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9asodni-BI Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? *insert song here* And then turn into one of those songs that goes *insert song here*.]]
* LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH!
** Hey, what'd I miss?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAxTTt7BDq4&feature=related Wah wah waaaah.]]
** WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!
* Unbaked Cookie Dough!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiW2rX90o0o&feature=related YOU WHAT?!]]
* Your reward will be great! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8dOM2wqAJE&feature=related Behold!]]
* You name it; it [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=drops+by+squidward%27s+house&oq=drops+by&aq=0&aqi=g9&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=364l839l0l3092l3l3l0l0l0l0l313l482l1.1.0.1l3l0 dropped by Squidward's house]].
** Even [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Squidward has dropped by Squidward's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmv9Tmh-7O0&feature=related house]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1T8-yn6WE Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?]]
** ''Can you feel it Mr Krabs? Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?''
*** So, ye wanna know if I can ''feel'' it?
*** YEAH!
*** Because I can ''feel'' it. Ya wanna know ''what'' I'm feelin'?
*** YEAH YEAH!
*** ''(eyes twitching)'' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm feeling like a '''total BARNACLE HEAD!]]'''
** Patrick, that's not a ride!
*** Get off of me!
** Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/inappropriate-timing-spongebob-banner Spongebob has the worst timing.]] [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation Or is possibly just a]] {{Jerkass}}.
* All they do is blow, blow, blow their stupid whistle! Rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses! [[HypocriticalHumor And show off their gross, misshapen]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor bodies]]''! *pop*
** Dude, put that thing away! There are [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], children here!
* It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!!!!!
* Smitty Werbenmanjensen. HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
** Oh my gosh! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!
*** I'm not a shopping list! I'm a ghooooost!
** Am I a ''pretty'' girl?
** Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal an other planets.
** "[[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave Foxy Grandpa]]".
* He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
* "Well, I would, but sadly I am only an eel."
* "We don't need television as long as we have our... IMAGINATION." (makes rainbow with his hands)
** "Wow, I never thought of it that way. That's really something. Can I have your TV?"
** "With IMAGINATION [makes rainbow again], I can be anything I want! A pirate! Argh! A football player. Hutt!"
** "A starfish!"
** "Patrick, you're already a starfish."
** "See, Squidward? It works!"
* [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION???]] [[BigNo OH NO!!!!]] [[FauxHorrific AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]To elaborate, Spongebob attempts to reclaim his stolen boat. He manages to go through giant clams, cheese graters, and the most horrific of them all EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!??[[/labelnote]]
* Krabs is a...[[SoundEffectBleep *dolphin chirp*]]
* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
* "Uh... I can explain."
* "Hey man that's not cool..."
* "Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams."
** "[[{{Wangst}} What a baby.]]"
* "PINHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ysd7rHu0]]
* Gary. Wilson. JR.
* This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... '''ADVANCED DARKNESS.'''
* Too bad that didn't kill me...
* The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the Pizza, for you and me!
* "I LOVE PAIN!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]When SpongeBob does his exercises in the first episode, a poster with this phrase can be seen.[[/labelnote]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78 Boo!]]"
* "AND STOP STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG OLE EYES!" *Eyes shrink*
* You won't be able to stop me, Not when I shift into [[SeriousBusiness MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!]]
** I knew I should have gotten the turbo.
* EVIL PATRIXXX[[labelnote:Explanation]]An hyperrealistic version of Patrick, used as a running gag at [[http://trollpasta.wikia.com Trollpasta Wiki]].[[/labelnote]]
* DEAUUAUGH![[labelnote: Explanation]] A fish's reaction to SpongeBob's bad breath in the episode "''Something Smells''"[[/labelnote]]
* "There is no ice! There's never been any ice! ''[[BadLiar ICE IS JUST]] [[LargeHam A MYTH!!"]]''
* "That's ''Mister'' Doctor Professor Patrick to you."
* I call this one ''Bold and Brash''.
** More like "Belongs in the Trash"! [[labelnote:Explanation]] "Belongs in the trash" can be subsituted for pretty much anything that rhymes.[[/labelnote]]
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