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* 2016 is being regarded as the Year of the SpongeBob Memes. The Big Three are of Mr. Krabs, "Dabward", and Spongegar, as well as several other smaller scale ones, though Mr. Krabs and Spongegar are easily two of the years most popular memes.
** The Mr. Krabs meme, originating in spring 2016, takes a shot of Mr. Krabs reacting in confusion when the customers demand a refund for the Pretty Patties and applies it to other situations. It led to a defining meme of [[http://www.kappit.com/img/pics/201603_2304_gfigb_sm.jpg "When Mr. Krabs finds out everybody using his picture but he ain't making one penny."]]
** In early January 2016, a Vine where the Squidward mascot character at ''Ride/UniversalStudios'' decided to do a dab during the character parade became wildly popular. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjHo4mdWLRo Dozens of remixes followed.]]
** In summer 2016, Spongegar from the primitive past Squidward visits in "SB-129" (not to be confused with the Spongegar we meet in "Ugh") became a popular reaction meme in the same context as the above Mr. Krabs meme. Click [[https://66.media.tumblr.com/6e2324839e34630f2786154704f3658a/tumblr_o7xy8ykjQp1vtjbcao1_500.jpg here]] for one example.
*** [[AscendedMeme Even the show's official Facebook page]] [[https://pics.onsizzle.com/spongebob-squarepants-public-26-mins-when-you-show-up-late-2704525.png got in on the fun.]]
* Other smaller memes of 2016 include:
** Another from the summer are [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spongebob-comparison-charts SpongeBob Comparison Charts]], which uses pictures from the show (and other shows) as a description of something. [[http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1140726-spongebob-comparison-charts For example, characters from Overwatch]].
** Yet another one, [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spongebob-history-captions SpongeBob History Captions]], a series of images that feature scenes from various Spongebob episodes with captions added relating the information with actual historical or war related images. Some images are given a caption and rendered in black and white as if the situation is set in the distant past.
** On April 1st, the [[Website/{{Reddit}} subreddit]] r/blackpeopletwitter morphed into Bikini Bottom Twitter. It proved so popular with the subscribers, it became it's own [[https://www.reddit.com/r/BikiniBottomTwitter/ subreddit]] not even a day later.
* [[ExpositoryThemeTune Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?]]
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Sponge! Bob! Square! Pants!]]
* "But, sir, there's gotta be something I need to improve on! ANYTHING!!!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]Originates in "The Algae's Always Greener" in a scene where Spongebob asks Plankton to give him a performance review.[[/labelnote]]
** "Alright, the sauce."
*** "...What?"
*** "The sauce, I don't know. You're using too much sauce, OK? Review's over."
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5XBASpkDzx8 "EH EH EH EH EH EH EH!"]]
*** What do you want from me?! A promotion?!
*** A promo-a promo-a promotion!!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2rxFS0qDQ "Do you smell it? That smell. The kinda smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." *Eyes Widen* "Anchovies. ANCHOVIES!"]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]Originates in "Help Wanted" when five buses of Anchovies swarm the Krusty Krab at once.[[/labelnote]]
* Grab WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants. Then infuse him with the most hideous form of cancer, expose him to Chernobyl's reactor core, and twist him into the most horrible Lovecraftian BodyHorror you can imagine. The result: [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/spengbab Spengbab Spengbab]].
** Don't forget [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHRjh6P8FYQ Skodwarde!]]
* Bubble Bass is a minor FountainOfMemes.
** His obesity is often the butt of memes and jokes, with some memes comparing certain overweight people to him.
*** This also sometimes gets twisted into memes about how thick Bubble Bass is, implying he's attractive. HilarityEnsues.
*** And then the [[VideoGame/MegaManClassic OTHER Bass]], who is way more attractive.
** Bubble Bass' "twerking", like this [[https://youtu.be/VlCefmXA-2c?t=1m54s extremely hilarious but NSFW example]].
** [[OverlyLongGag I'll take a double triple baulty deluxe, on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with the shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.]]
* I'M READY! I'M READY!
** NO YOU AIN'T!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKXjk3JexSg HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA HOMINA]][[labelnote:Explanation]] Squidward, Squilliam and his guests' reactions at the Krusty Krab's redecoration.[[/labelnote]]
* Did somebody say boom?! ''*cue explosion*'' [[labelnote:Explanation]]In “Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture," Sandy is cast as boom operator for the movie. Needless to say, she takes the job title a little too literally. This also works as a ShoutOut to Franchise/TheMuppets' Crazy Harry character who spouts this line frequently.[[/labelnote]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyKLGA37MBU "CHOCOLATE!!!! CHOCOLATE!!!!"]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]A memetic scene from the episode "Chocolate With Nuts" (in which Spongebob and Patrick are selling chocolate door-to-door). One of their "customers" responds to their offer by screaming "CHOCOLATE!!!" and chasing them. Heck, the whole episode is MemeticMutation.[[/labelnote]]
** "AHAHAHAHA!! FINALLY! I have been trying to catch you boys ALL DAY! Now that I got you right where I want you! *{{beat}}* [[spoiler: [[WhamLine I'd like to buy all of your chocolate]]]]." [[labelnote:Explanation]]What the above mentioned customer says when he finally corners Spongebob and Patrick near the end of the episode, which causes the two to literally melt from shock[[/labelnote]].
* [[Manga/DeathNote DEATH SPONGE]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Q8Vhk5Qjc NOTE PANTS]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Rfiq_cwYf4 Now add the two together]].
* Plankton wants you know that you can't stop him because "''I went to college!''"
** (smashes into Chum Bucket) Ouch.
* '''''"GARY!!! YOU ARE GONNA FINISH YOUR DESSERT, AND YOU ARE GONNA LIKE IT!!!"'''''
** '''''"THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT YOU BARNICLE HEAD!!!"'''''
** "Oooh, good one!"
* Tropers, you don't need television. Not as long as you have your...(cue rainbow) '''IIIMMMMAAAAAGGGIIINNAAAAAAATIIOON.'''
** [[http://www.flippingsocial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/Nobody-cares-baby....jpg Nobody cares.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiHV0qMtgOo IT TOOK SPONGEBOB X YEARS TO MASTER THIS]]
* "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
** "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
*** *noticably more aggravated* "No, This is Patrick!"
*** "Is this the Krusty Krab?"
*** [[BigNo NO!]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS...]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uny_cIRMVyA IS...]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKpM5rqvXQw PATRICK]]!!!
*** "I am not a Krusty Krab..."
*** "Uh, Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant..."
*** "FISHPASTE!!!"
* Is mayonnaise an instrument?
** No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
** *raises hand*
*** Horseradish is not an instrument either.
*** Another variation to this meme is "Is X an instrument?", or "No Patrick, X is not a Y. Z is not a Y either."
* "[[OcularGushers I SAW IT!]] [[ChewingTheScenery IT WAS BIG! IT WAS ALLLLL WIGGLY!]] IT WAS AN '''''[+ALASKAN+] [++BULL++] [+++WORM!"+++]'''''
** also "IT WAS [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking BIG! SCARY! AND PINK!]]"
*** So is Patrick's belly button.
* F is for friends who do stuff together! U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all, down here in the deep blue sea!
** F is for FIRE that BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN! U is for URANIUM...bombs! N is for NO SURVIVORS '''''WHEN YOU'''''-
*** Plankton! Those things aren't what fun is all about! Here. Let me show you. F is for friends who do stuff-
*** Never! That's completely idiotic!
** "Fuck you, [[VideoGame/{{Pokemon}} N]]!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2U8yfKM9nY It's called]] Literature/TheUglyBarnacle.
** He was so ugly that everyone died. The end. :D
** ....That didn't help at all!
*** To the point where it has it's ''own freaking page'' on this very wiki, having a NightmareFuel, CrowningMomentOfFunny, CrowningMomentOfAwesome, CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming, TearJerker, AND WildMassGuess pages. Only at the end of the main and Laconic pages does it note that the whole thing is just a one-off joke from a [=SpongeBob=] episode.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSioqk5Gw28 MOAR KRABS!]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]A rather strange closeup of Mr. Krabs that appeared for a split second in "Jellyfish Hunter".[[/labelnote]]
* A meme was referenced in the episode "Boating Buddies".
-->''Squidward is out sunbathing, when Spongebob walks by and spills his drink.''
-->'''Spongebob''': Coffee rain!
-->'''Squidward''': It's ''hot chocolate!''
-->'''Spongebob''':... [[Music/TayZonday Chocolate rain]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myGrxxhLaY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES EVERYONE! IT'S THE APPETIZER!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzMQwd5YcfI KEEP GOING! YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! YOU'RE GOOD! ANNNNNNDDDD....STOP!]]
** Don't worry Troper, we'll buff out those scratches!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AjMl6ePQt4 Wumbo.]]
** Troper, I don't think wumbo's a real meme!
*** Come on! You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me, wumbo? Wumbos, wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology- the study of wumbo!? '''It's first grade, troper!'''
*** I wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
*** Troper, I'm sorry I doubted you.
*** Did you set it to Wumbo?
*** '''''WHAT?!?!'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7yLkcSfiuM Who you callin' "pinhead"?]]
** Don't forget "I'm Dirty Dan!" "I'm Dirty Dan!"
*** I'm Dirty Dan!
*** I'm Dirty Dan!
* "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhRbmk_Ub0g I'VE]] [[NightmareFace BEEN]] ''[[ChewingTheScenery WAITING]]'' [[PsychoStrings FOR YOU, PATRICK!]]"
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/patrick-hates-this-channel Patrick hates this channel.]]
** NO! NOOO!!!
* Patrick: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRf1_67acDc Leedle Leedle Leedle LEE!!!!]]
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Egdd-UCMtU8 Now in german]].
* [[FistOfTheNorthStar You are already fried.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZaC1MjfbZk& People keep dropping by Squidward's house.]]
* Well, maybe there wouldn't be so many memes if SOMEBODY didn't have a pair of BIG MEATY CLAWS.
** What did you say, PUNK?!
** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis BIG! MEATY!]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzYMi5wSc7g CLAWS!]]
** WEEELLL, these claws ain't for just attractin' mates!
** Bring it on old man! Bring it on!
** No, people. Let's be smart and bring it OFF.
** Oh, so now the talking cheese is trying to preach to us!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oOu-vKx7Qk The Campfire Song Song.]]
** Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song. If you don't think that we can sing it faster, then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along!
*** Bum bum bum...
*** Now wasn't that relaxing?
*** No!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4oGbFChAI4 This part]] from "Pre-Hibernation Week", giving rise to the infamous line of "''x''ward" videos:
-->'''Sandy:''' Spongebob's gone missing!
-->'''Squidward:''' (smiles at Mr. Krabs)
** MAN THE LIFEBOATS!
** ...GOLD TEAM RULES!!!
** "This is a load of barnacles."
*** I HEARD THAT!
** At least I still have my personality
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikmRFcUyfMk Rev up those fryers]], because I am sure hungry for one--HELP! HELP!
** [[RunningGag MY LEG!!!!]]
*** CAN'T YOU SEE WE'RE CLOSED?!
*** "My leg!" in general, seeing as it's the [[StockScream Wilhelm Scream]] of [=SpongeBob=].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PlBukazpo0 I am now going to assault your mind with subliminal messages.]]
** ...Sorry you had to see that.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9RuaB3c9FQ We should take this meme, and push it someplace else!]]
** [[CrazyEnoughToWork That idea might just be crazy enough]]......[[AvertedTrope to GET US ALL KILLED!!!]]
*** [[Theatre/{{Hamlet}} You can take your stupid flowers, and get thee to a nunnery!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqeijqVHYOM Excuse me sir... I hope my memetic status won't be a distraction for you.]]
** Not at all, boy! (Sniff Sniff) [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqeijqVHYOM DEUUEAUGH!]]
*** LOOK AT IT!
*** (runs out of the theater)
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRiYFgxIE38 Hi there Spongebob! My name is Pat Back!]]
** HA! That IS really disturbing!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ce8fAtBpCrk&feature=related MY]] [[PunctuatedForEmphasis NAME'S! NOT! RICK!!!!!!]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RZL0zgYXXQ Patrick loves you.]]
** (slams the door in his face)
** [[WebVideo/CharlieTheUnicorn STARFISH REALLY LOVES YOU!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsWNcH0DMZI Does THIS look unsure to you?!]]
** No.
* Patrick's Secret Box.
** [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow NO ONE MUST KNOW! Not even... Squidward's house!]]
* Spongebob moon walking.
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/handsome-squidward-squidward-falling Handsome Squidward/Squidward Falling]].
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/patricks-face Patrick catches the ugly.]]
** I'VE GOT THE UGLY!!!!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVY2ByVi9iM&feature=related I JUST GOTTA ACT NATURAL!!!]]
** Oh, that's real nice.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O16D5pPZ9gI Then who was flickering the lights on and off...?]] [[Film/{{Nosferatu}} NOSFERATU!]]
* [[MoreTeethThanTheOsmondFamily OVERTIME???!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCdbcPxNfc I've SOILED the good Krusty Krab name!]] [[OverlyLongGag SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT...]]
** Where's the off button on this thing?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8YQ6yI936A It's a giraffe! * laughs* ]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VZ_HXgLRow T-t-t-t-t-tonight?]]
** In fact, we'll all come! My treat!
*** Humanuh humanuh humanuh humanuh...
*** Table for Humanuh?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ba9_jaN7EA "Don't be intimidated, Squidward. Try to imagine him in his underwear.]]
** OH NO, [[GoMadFromTheRevelation HE'S]] [[HoYay HOT!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL2HafxlRw4 "May I take your hat, sir?]]
** Give me that hat I SAID GIVE IT TO ME! Are you gonna hand it over or not, don't you backsass me!
* Boo-hoo, let me play you a song on the world's smallest violin.
** [[SeriousBusiness This is serious!]]
*** I know, this really is the world's smallest violin. See?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7myGrxxhLaY Run for your lives everyone!]] [[LethalChef It's the appetizer!]]
* Zooming in on the patty in "Krusty Krab Training Video".
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5bQF0lcabk HOOPLA!!!]]
*** Sounds like a lot of hoopla over one little krabby patty, right? Ha, ha!
*** [[HaHaHaNo WRONG!!!!]]
** It's actually a carefully-organized code: [[FunWithAcronyms People Order Our Patties.]]
*** Oh! Poop!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IphgDC50jxs All hail the magic conch shell!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxhXcK1Uggs SAY THE OATH!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EchR1q0Vd4 Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?]]
** How tough am I? ''How tough am I?!'' I ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning!
*** Yeah, so?
*** ''Without any milk''.
*** Uh, right this way, sorry to keep ya waitin'!
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg9EQO0ftzk Steppin on the beach!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gi-RYNhP8Y Oh yeah, Mr. Krabs!]] [[HellIsThatNoise AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!]]
* From ''[[TheMovie The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6D6Je6bH_8&feature=related in regards to]] King Neptune's BaldOfAwesome:
-->'''The citizens of Bikini Bottom''': "'''[[MadnessMantra BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD! BALD!]] [[EyeScream MY EYES!]]'''"
** All right!
** Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, goofy, Goober, Goober, yeah!
** '''I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!! [[ThePowerOfRock ROCK!!]]'''
** [[http://youtu.be/_t8dmXqEoFk Oh, Waiter!]]
*** Why do I always get the nuts?
** "Who are you?" "I'm Creator/DavidHasselhoff." "Hooray!"
* Combine [[AmusingInjuries "MY LEG!"]], [[EyeScream "MY EYES!"]], and [[BreathWeapon "DEUUEAUGH!"]]. You might get [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQ_D_ZVnHjM this.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYBkygm-vrA It was his hat, Mr. Krabs! HE WAS NUMBER ONE!]]
** GAH! Barnacles!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLEEYkS7c1Q Now it's time to bring it around town.]] [[LargeHam BRING IT AROOUUUUND TOOOWWWWWN.]]
* "Hey Everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day! Hinga-Dinga-Durgin!"
** "Dear Spongebob, went to get more giant paper. Uhhhh... Patrick. P.S. Happy Leif Ericcson Day! Yingin-hinga- dinga!"
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq4ZixIUpro Look what I got under me kilt!]]
** And look at our tongues!
** What's wrong with you?
** We want our money back! All 46,853 of us!
* "THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!"
* [[IncrediblyLamePun SEVERAL BAD PUNS LATER...]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdN0NXgjsn8 VICTORY SCREECH!!!!!]]
** OOOOOOOOAALOLOLOLOLO!!!!!
* FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER! FOREVER!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfd6lzPRzj0 Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward? Nyeh Squidward?]]
* But Mermaid Man, there's evil afoot!
** [[MadnessMantra EVIL? EEEEEEVIIIILLLLLL! EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIL! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLL!]]
** All I said is that there was evil afoot.
** [[FunWithAcronyms Every Villain Is Lemons.]]
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYg-_etX92I Now in Youtube Poop form.]] [[VisualNovel/UminekoWhenTheyCry All crazy old men freak out around evil.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0aiB70AONs Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands? Have you finished those errands?]]
** NO, I AM NOT FINISHED WITH THOSE ERRANDS AND I NEVER WILL BE!!!!!!!!
* Liar, liar, plants for hire.
** It's "pants on fire", Patrick.
*** Well, you would know...liar.
* Firmly grasp it in your hand. Fiiiiiiiiiiirmly grasp it. FIRMLY GRASP IT!
** That oughta do it.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e-Z4qxpdfo DROWN IN IT!]]
** Note to self: watch out for Squidward.
* Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing Jellyfishing.
* "And the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day... and the next day..."[[labelnote:Explanation]]Originates in "The Algae's Always Greener" in a scene where Mr. Krabs warns Plankton that he'll always come back to [[ItMakesSenseInContext steal the Krabby Patty formula.]][[/labelnote]]
** [[GoMadFromTheRevelation AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!! IT'S JUST NOT WORTH IT!!!! Goodbye, everyone! I'll remember you all in therapy!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_To5yANWZ1U I'm Squidward, I'm Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward...]]
** He's Squidward, he's Squidward, you're Squidward, ''I'm'' Squidward! Are there any other "Squidwards" I should know about?[[labelnote:Explanation]]A line that's easy to snowclone. He's X, he's X, you're X, ''I'm'' X ect.[[/labelnote]]
*** Gary meows with a large nose strapped to his face
*** [[DeadpanSnarker "I'm out of here."]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOVZ5Py3M0 I know of a place where you never get harmed...]]
** A magical place full of magical charms! Indoors! Indoors! Indoooooors! Take it away, Penny!
*** *sniff* That penny has the most beautiful voice...
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIaRvSHskpc The face Spongebob makes when he finds out that Squidward actually likes Krabby Patties.]]
** You like Krabby Patties, don't you, Squidward?
** Yes! Yes! I admit it, [=SpongeBob=]! [[AnguishedDeclarationOfLove I LOVE Krabby Patties!]]
* "Santa's coming tonight, tonight, Santa's coming tonight..."
** This Christmas feels like the VERY FIRST CHRISTMAS TO MEEEEEE!!!"
* "Well, once I knew this guy, who knew this guy, [[RuleOfThree who knew this guy]], who knew this guy who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy, [[OverlyLongGag who knew this guy, who knew this guy, who knew this guy]] who knew this guy, [[ComboBreaker who knew this guy's]] ''[[ComboBreaker cousin]]''..."
** '''YOU'RE RIGHT!'''
* "Don't touch me, I'm sterile!"
* It's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nN2C6L9v2XM The Final Countdown]]!
** On that note, syncing ''[=SpongeBob=]'' clips to popular songs so that it looks like he's singing them is popular in general.
*** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_-VmQ58XxQ Down With The Sickness]] By Music/{{Disturbed}}
*** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue0kCn5YRE0&list=PL7NufcNVleV5pm7LANZzKldyDylpT55Qt Knee Deep]] by Music/JobForACowboy. Based on upload date, may be the UrExample, and certainly the [[TropeCodifier one that made it popular]].
* '''Spongebob''': Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet!
* '''Squidward''': [[http://youtu.be/w_soO1gH1Pk AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Huh huh AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH]]
* [[http://youtu.be/XkPOvRHsrqM I DEFY YOU HEART MAN!]]
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQLh-Ilmvmc&feature=related Heart on stick must die!]]
* I will post all necessary TV Trope Memes, IN THE HALL!
** '''''[[BadassBaritone THE HALL]] [[VocalDissonance MONITOR!]]'''''
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ExB4F0MetA&feature=related Screaming Will Get You Nowhe *Rip*]]
** Which one of you fellers is the ''REAL'' Dirty Dan?!
*** ... I am?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BiKZbKffk FINLAND!]]
** Where's the leak, ma'am?
** MEHOY NEMOY! [[labelnote:Explanation]][=DoodleBob=]'s [[SpeakingSimlish gibberish]] voice.[[/labelnote]]
* FUUUUUUTURE! FUUUUUTURE!
** (drops a brick on Squidward)
** From the same episode: EVERYTHING IS [[Website/{{Google}} CHROME]] [[HilariousInHindsight IN THE FUTURE!]]
* Squidward had a Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwJ19R8mGak&NR=1 AAAHHHHHHH!! HORRIBLE!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNZSXnrbs_k The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu6MnYG-zKw I'm editing this page...AT NIGHT!]]
** Night night night night night night night night night night night night n-ni-ni-ni-niii NIIIIGHT!!!!!
*** Will you please-?
* WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS... WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS...
** COME ON, SPONGEBOB! YOU ONLY NEED THREE MORE WORDS! [[Series/FigureItOut BLANKITY. BLANKITY. BLANK]]!
*** IS IT HOT IN HERE MRS. PUFF? WHY IS IT SO HOT IN HERE!!! AAH!! MY HAND!!! IT'S CRAMPING, MRS. PUFF!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!
*** [[PunctuatedForEmphasis YOU ONLY NEED THREE! MORE! WOORDS!!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcO2kf6JKkQ&feature=related I don't need it...I don't need it...I DEFINITELY don't need it...I don't need it...I don't need it...I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!!]]
** (bangs on Treedome) PINKY! PIIINKYYY!
* And now...[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2zDW9me-IY Poetry by Gary]].
** ''He has such a way with words...''
* [[SugarWiki.AwesomeMusic It's sweeeeeet, sweeeeet, sweet victory,]] [[BigYes yeah!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0WKMcO7akQ AND HERE COMES THE GIANT FIST!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoM1WQs0RZk It's not just a boulder...it's a rock! A rahahahahak! A rohahahohak! It's a big beautiful old rock! Oh, the pioneers used to drive these babies for miles! And it's in great shape!]]
** [=SpongeBOB=]! Will you forget the stupid pioneers! Haven't you ever noticed that there are ''none'' of them left? That's because they were ''lousy'' hitchhikers, ate coral, and took directions from algae. And now you're telling me they thought they could drive...*rock drives over him* Rocks? Hold on there Jethro!
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf1JAq0ih2k&feature=related KRUSTY KRRRAAAAA-A-A-YAA-YA-YAA-YAB PIZZA! It's the pizza, yeah, for you and...MEEEEEEEEEE-HEE-HEE-HEEEEEE!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XtDpL7DI-E FANCY LIVING, HERE WE COME, LA LA LA LA, LAAAAAAA!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6N2tgLmaQ "Hey, Patrick! I've thought of something funnier than 24."]]
** "Lemme hear it!"
** "25."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4sEcIHG0Yc Now, you must acquire a taste for... free form jazz!]] *puts on serious face*
* '''"WE STOLE A BALLOON!"'''
** "Yeah. On Free Balloon Day."
* Win this one for the Krusty Krab!
--> '''[=SpongeBob=]:''' '''''FOR THE KRUSTY KRAAAAAAABBBBBBB!'''''
** Win this one because I told you to!
--> '''Patrick:''' ''BECAUSE YOU TOLD ME TOOOOOOO!''
** YELLOW! PINK!
* "Is this the part where we start kicking?"
** "No, Spongebob, that's a chorus line."
** "Kicking? I wanna do some kicking!" *kicks*
** "Why, you...!"
*** [[ScreamDiscretionShot "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH!"]]
*** "Whoever's the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on."
*** *trumpet noises*
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N6AcMv2OGE ''Who put you on the planet? Ugh...'']]
** Now do it exactly as I did and don't stop till you get it right! And I don't care how long it takes!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI2mq8_f71o What? It's just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!]]
** The customer ordered a medium soda and I gave him a ''large!'' I GAVE HIM A ''LARGE!''
* I've got a better idea! How about we get someone whose ''JOB'' it is to fix it?! You know why? Because when I need a ''JOB'' done, I get someone with a ''JOB'' to ''do that JOB!!!''
** (squints) [[DeadpanSnarker What are you saying?]]
** '''AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!'''
** Donate it to the children's fund? Why? What have children ever done for ''me?''
* If we were meant to fly we'd have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9asodni-BI Hey, Plankton, can our first song go like this? *insert song here* And then turn into one of those songs that goes *insert song here*.]]
* LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH! LIFE! DEATH!
** Hey, what'd I miss?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAxTTt7BDq4&feature=related Wah wah waaaah.]]
** WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT?!
* Unbaked Cookie Dough!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiW2rX90o0o&feature=related YOU WHAT?!]]
* Your reward will be great! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8dOM2wqAJE&feature=related Behold!]]
* You name it; it [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=drops+by+squidward%27s+house&oq=drops+by&aq=0&aqi=g9&aql=&gs_sm=3&gs_upl=364l839l0l3092l3l3l0l0l0l0l313l482l1.1.0.1l3l0 dropped by Squidward's house]].
** Even [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Squidward has dropped by Squidward's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmv9Tmh-7O0&feature=related house]]!
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS1T8-yn6WE Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?]]
** ''Can you feel it Mr Krabs? Can you feel it Mr. Krabs?''
** [[{{VideoGame/Xenoblade}} I'm really]] [[{{VideoGame/SuperSmashBros}} feeling it!]]
*** So, ye wanna know if I can ''feel'' it?
*** YEAH!
*** Because I can ''feel'' it. Ya wanna know ''what'' I'm feelin'?
*** YEAH YEAH!
*** ''(eyes twitching)'' [[ThatMakesMeFeelAngry I'm feeling like a '''total BARNACLE HEAD!]]'''
** Patrick, that's not a ride!
*** Get off of me!
** Art thou feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/inappropriate-timing-spongebob-banner Spongebob has the worst timing.]] [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation Or is possibly just a]] {{Jerkass}}.
* All they do is blow, blow, blow their stupid whistle! Rub, rub, rub that white stuff on their noses! [[HypocriticalHumor And show off their gross, misshapen]] ''[[HypocriticalHumor bodies]]''! *pop*
** Dude, put that thing away! There are, [[LikeIsLikeAComma like]], children here!
* It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!!!!!
* Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen. HE WAS NUMBER ONE!
** Oh my gosh! A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST!
*** I'm not a shopping list! I'm a ghooooost!
** Am I a ''pretty'' girl?
** Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.
** "[[GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave Foxy Grandpa]]".
** [[InnocentInnuendo You'll never guess what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!]]
* He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!
** He did?!
*** No...but are we just gonna wait around until he ''does''?!
* "Well, I would, but sadly I am only an eel."
* "We don't need television as long as we have our... IMAGINATION." (makes rainbow with his hands)
** "Wow, I never thought of it that way. That's really something. Can I have your TV?"
** "With IMAGINATION [makes rainbow again], I can be anything I want! A pirate! Argh! A football player. Hutt!"
** "A starfish!"
** "Patrick, you're already a starfish."
** "See, Squidward? It works!"
* [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION???]] [[BigNo OH NO!!!!]] [[FauxHorrific AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]To elaborate, Spongebob attempts to reclaim his stolen boat. He manages to go through giant clams, cheese graters, and the most horrific of them all EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!!??[[/labelnote]]
* Krabs is a...[[SoundEffectBleep *dolphin chirp*]]
* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE???
* "Uh... I can explain."
* "Hey man that's not cool..."
* "Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams."
** "[[{{Wangst}} What a baby.]]"
** Made HilariousInHindsight with ''VideoGame/{{Undertale}}''.
* "PINHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAD!!" [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ysd7rHu0]]
* Gary. Wilson. JR.
* This isn't your average, everyday darkness. This is... '''ADVANCED DARKNESS.'''
* Too bad that didn't kill me...
* The Krusty Krab Pizza, is the Pizza, for you and me!
* "I LOVE PAIN!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]When SpongeBob does his exercises in the first episode, a poster with this phrase can be seen.[[/labelnote]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uQ76qrlK78 Boo!]]"
* "AND STOP STARING AT ME WITH THOSE BIG OLE EYES!" *Eyes shrink*
* You won't be able to stop me, Not when I shift into [[SeriousBusiness MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!]]
** I knew I should have gotten the turbo.
* EVIL PATRIXXX[[labelnote:Explanation]]An hyperrealistic version of Patrick, used as a running gag at [[http://trollpasta.wikia.com Trollpasta Wiki]].[[/labelnote]]
* DEAUUAUGH![[labelnote: Explanation]] A fish's reaction to SpongeBob's bad breath in the episode "''Something Smells''"[[/labelnote]]
* "There is no ice! There's never been any ice! ''[[BadLiar ICE IS JUST]] [[LargeHam A MYTH!]]"''
* "That's ''Mister'' Doctor Professor Patrick to you."
* I call this one ''Bold and Brash''.
** More like "Belongs in the Trash"! [[labelnote:Explanation]] "Belongs in the trash" can be substituted for pretty much anything that rhymes.[[/labelnote]]
* "NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!"
* "I was a ''wimp'' before Anchor Arms! Now I'm a ''jerk'', and ''everybody loves me!''"
* "Ugly? (licks thumb and drags across forehead) [[http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/tuffpuppy/images/6/6a/Spongebob.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111021221738 You gotta be kidding me.]]"
* [[https://41.media.tumblr.com/5326a64442314f7438f4302ae7e586be/tumblr_mxhovcDibL1sglcspo1_500.jpg The]]
* Ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
* Livin' like Larry!
* THREE DAYS
* "It's ''so'' close I can almost ''taste'' it." [[labelnote:Explanation]] Patrick licks what we thought was Spongebob's ear but turns out to be a sponge-shaped popsicle[[/labelnote]]
** "LET'S THROW PEANUTS AT HIM AND SEE HOW ''HE'' LIKES IT!"
** "I get what I deserve." (swallows a bunch of thrown peanuts whole) "Ouch."
** "But it's...free day."
*** '''"BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"'''
** BUM. BUM. BUM BUM BUM. BUM. BUM. BUUUUUUUM. [[labelnote:Explanation]] Patrick starts humming as Spongebob gives his triumphant apology to the crying clam and for getting Patrick arrested.[[/labelnote]]
*** "HEY! LET'S THROW PEANUTS AT ''BOTH'' OF THEM AND SEE HOW ''THEY'' LIKE IT!!!"
** "Spongebob doesn't have any hair. (gets wide eyed) Or ''does'' he!?"
* (sees a pile of cans on the ground) "Oh, Sandy, this is your worst disguise yet."
** "No, Spongebob!" (holds up squirrel mask) "''THIS'' IS!"
** Photosynthesis! Photosynthesis!
** [[EvilLaugh HEHEHEHEHEH!]] By the powers of naughtiness, I command this particular drop of [[BlazingInfernoHellfireSauce hot sauce]] to be really, ''REALLY'' '''HOT!'''
*** [[WebVideo/JonTron EW! I DON'T LIKE IT! I DON'T LIKE HOT SAUCE! BWAAAH!]]
* (''gasp'') "Squidward returned fire!"
** "Then it's warrrr!"
* "WAIT, Spongebob! We are NOT cavemen!" (walks towards random computer) "We have technology..." (grabs computer and starts smashing Mr. Krabs' first dollar with it)
** "It didn't work."
* "I'm thinking about the one that goes X." "''No'', man. You're thinking of Y." [[labelnote: Explanation]] The first quote is Mr. Krabs asking the radio company man to reply the robot song he was just listening to by repeating the lyrics of the song, but the man tries to correct him in how the lyrics are actually sung. [[/labelnote]]
* A football playing king in space.
** With a mustache.
* "WATCH THE POINT! ''AAAAAAAAAAAAH!''" [[labelnote:Explanation]][=SpongeBob=] [[DisneyVillainDeath popping the Dirty Bubble]] with a [[WeaksauceWeakness pencil]], and the latter's panicked reaction.[[/labelnote]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_N_sCw2aB7E "I didn't need to see that."]]
* "Spongebob Sings..." videos are exceedingly common on Youtube. [[labelnote:Explanation]]Videos where Spongebob characters are lipsynced to popular songs[[/labelnote]]
* [[http://i.imgur.com/1bcX4M4h.jpg (spoons rattling)]] [[labelnote:Explanation]]This frame, coupled with the subtitle, has risen to fame as prime shitpost material on several websites.[[/labelnote]]
* Squidward...'''''Tortellini!?'''''
* "Look, doubloons! [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Don't drop 'em!"]]
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPiGoieHv0 That's it? That's the]] {{lost episode}}? THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF CHEAP WALK CYCLES![[labelnote:Explanation]]Patchy was disappointed with the opening in the so-called "LostEpisode", which is actually just a FakeOutOpening before the ''real'' said episode.[[/labelnote]]
** "What a rip."[[labelnote:Explanation]]Potty's response to it.[[/labelnote]]
** "SPONGEBOB BETRAYED US!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]Patchy's subsequent breakdown which became HarsherInHindsight when the series suffered SeasonalRot.[[/labelnote]]
*** "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEGVGqJEeCo That's it? That's Patchy's upset breakdown?]] THAT WAS JUST A BUNCH OF STUFF GETTING KNOCKED DOWN!" "What a rip." "PATCHY BETRAYED US!"[[labelnote:Explanation]]Some fans parodied it by creating similar meme from [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment said meme itself]].[[/labelnote]]
* This isn't me millionth dollar. This is an ordinary dollar that's been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and kissed with Coral Blue #2 Semi-Gloss lipstick.]]
** Actually it's Coral Blue number-GEH!
* This dialogue is popular in Sweden because of the way the actors in the dub deliver the lines, prompting many comments like "X number of people couldn't see their foreheads":
-->'''Spongebob''': Patrick, are you angry too?
-->'''Patrick''': Yeah.
-->'''Spongebob''': Then what?
-->'''Patrick''': I can't see my forehead!
* I'LL HAVE YER REAR ENDS '''CUT OFF''', [[LargeHam AND MOUNTED OVER ME FIREPLACE!!!!!!!!!!]]
** [[MoodWhiplash So have fun with the job!]] ''(door slam)''
* My ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2lw2CV0hY8 PRIZE]]''!
* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "PERFECT CENSORSHIP!!!"]]
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