* "Don't [[Radar/RegularShow look at our crotches]] while we synchronize our watches!"
** "Boop boop weep boop boop boop boop bwee bwee boop! Beep-beep-beep, beep-beep-beep, synchronized!
* "You know who else mutates memes? MY MOM!"
* Meeeelk... cereal... COMBINE...
* Hmm. Hmm.
* "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
* "TEN IN A ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!"
* "YEEEAUHHH!"
* "STOP TALKING!!!"
* Awww, sick!
* "I've seen this before."
* "...or you're FIRED!"
* "How in the H are we gonna FIX this S?!"
* "We can all be turds!"
** Or "[[{{Bowdlerize}} We can all be planks]]!"
* [[StupidSexyFlanders Stupid Sexy Gumball Machine.]]
* "Do me a solid."
* "Give me some sugar!"
** "I DON'T WANT YOUR FREAKIN' SUGAR!"
* [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar "Aww yeah, girl."]]
* Benson's gonna drop his BALLS when he sees how good we set up these chairs!
* FREE CAKE! FREE CAKE!
** No cake...no cake...
* Hamboning will save your life someday.
* "I watch Planet Chasers Starlight Excellent all day every day. All day every day."
** ICHI NI SAN SHI GO! ICHI NI SAN SHI GO!
* "Go chew on your own gumballs, Benson!"
* 'ELLO GOVNAH!
** I'M NO GUVNAH!
* "BEH-NEH-NEH-NEH-NEH-NEH-NEH!"
* "BINGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
** "Okay, look. No bingo. No bingo."
* "Aww snap! Aww snap! Come to our macaroni party then we'll take a nap!"
* "I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but here's some hummus for these mini-toasts!"
* [[AGoodNameForARockBand MUSTACHE CASH STASH]]
* [[FaceDoodling "I'm gonna draw on your face! No, seriously! I'M GONNA DRAW ON YOUR FACE!"]]
** "YOU'RE ALL GONNA GET DRAWN ON!!!"
* "GIMMEE CANDY, LADY!"
* Hey, Mordecai, what are those thingies up there?
** Thingies? You mean constellations?
*** URSULA MERGER
* Stay out my KITCHEN!
* [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech YOU LAZY, NO GOOD SLACKERS DRIVE ME NUTS! YOU CAN'T JUST LISTEN TO ME ONCE IN YOUR WORTHLESS LIVES?! BECAUSE IF YOU DID, YOU'D SEE IM TRYING TO TEACH YOU SOME SIMPLE RESPONSIBILITY, SOME PRIDE IN DOING YOUR JOB WELL DONE! BUT YOU WOULDN'T KNOW A JOB WELL DONE IF YOU BEGGED SOMEONE TO DO IT FOR YOU! AND EVEN THEN, YOU'D SCREW IT ALL UP ON THE ACCOUNT THAT YOU COULDN'T FOLLOW THE SIMPLEST OF INSTRUCTIONS, WORRYING MORE ABOUT LOOKING COOL THAN DOING YOUR JOB!!!]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0DOXHfnNns Pyrotechnics]].
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUySpaNRypw A bunch of baby ducks, send them to the moon. Soda machine that doesn't work, send them to the moon]]...
** You drillbit! What else did you send?!
* Strong Johns, Strong Johns, you have to buy Strong Johns! Strong Johns, Strong Johns, you gotta buy Strong Johns!
** Bum bum bum BUM bum, ba bum bum, ba ba bum bum bum BAM!
* GOOD SHOW! JOLLY GOOD SHOW!!!
* WOOOO!!!
* I know someone who can help...
** If you say "your mom", you're fired!
** ...MY MOM!
** GET OUT!!!
** IT WAS WORTH IT!!! *high-fives Hi-5 Ghost*