In a small fishing village in Croatia, young fisherman Vulcan Markovic encounters a beautiful woman dressed in nothing but a partially unbuttoned dress shirt asking him for directions to Heaven. Naturally, as any sane person would do, his first reaction is to knock her unconscious and drag her onto his boat with the intent to have his way with her later. Unfortunately for Vulcan, this act ends him getting caught up in a battle against a mysterious superpowered mariachi who intends to kill the girl.

[[RuleOfSymbolism Oh, and the mariachi is a descendant of Lucifer (named Sancho). And the girl? She's the second coming of Jesus.]]

Let's Bible is a two-chapter one-shot manhwa by Youn In-Wan and Yang Kyung-Il and easily one of the most blasphemous works of fiction ever created, something it manages to get away with by [[CrossesTheLineTwice lighting itself on fire and running circles back and forth across the line screaming.]] On top of Jesus (called Iesus in the manga) being a scantily-clad girl who's regularly at risk of getting raped and molested by the protagonist, there's also a gun-toting GothicLolita girl (named Honey) with some kind of superpower related to vending machines who's introduced as a descendant of Simon, one of the twelve disciples.

The series eventually saw a revival as a more serious work with a different cast (but keeping Iesus,) but judging by the fact that it only lasted 5 chapters, it doesn't seem to have done very well.

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!!This series provides examples of:

* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: What Iesus is trying to do throughout the series [[spoiler: and eventually succeeds.]]
* ActualPacifist: When Vulcan asks why Iesus never fights back, she gives an incomprehensible reason about how "the authority of heaven is something we can't comprehend."
* BewareTheSillyOnes: Just because the villain is a goofy-looking mariachi doesn't mean he won't kick your ass six ways to Sunday.
* CasanovaWannabe: Vulcan. He even has a collection of fake designer clothing to try and woo the ladies with.
* CheshireCatGrin: Sancho's default expression (when it isn't an outright SlasherSmile.)
* DamselInDistress: Iesus, whether it's at the hands of Sancho or Vulcan himself.
* EleventhHourSuperpower: Vulcan eventually gets his hands on a drink that's supposed to give him Sancho's ability to summon anything. [[spoiler: Except he ends up even ''more'' powerful, being able to summon things that don't exist.]]
* EroticDream: Chapter 2 starts with Vulcan about to get down with Iesus...until he wakes up on top of one of his turtles from the previous chapter.
* EyesAlwaysShut: Sancho (until he starts getting more dangerous.)
* GenderFlip: Iesus
* GenkiGirl: Honey
* TheGogglesDoNothing: Vulcan wears a pair. Somewhat justified in him being a fisherman. Sancho also has a pair, but they're far less useful, seeing as they're attached to his wizard hat.
* {{Jerkass}}: Vulcan is a lecherous asshole who takes a long, long time to get any better.
* HumansAreBastards: Sancho tries to convince Iesus of this. Sadly, Vulcan doesn't set a very good example to the contrary.
* JumpingOnAGrenade: Iesus [[spoiler: shields Vulcan and Honey from a ''nuclear blast''. ''And survives''.]]
* IHaveYouNowMyPretty: Vulcan does this with Iesus (and he's the ''hero''.)
* ImprobableWeaponUser: Sancho uses mainly a mariachi guitar (and later upgrades to a more powerful electric guitar,) but he uses this to summon and attack with anything and everything, from wrecking balls to cars, archers, Formula One racers, lions, ''entire buildings'', ''nukes'', etc. [[spoiler: Vulcan eventually gains an even more powerful version of this, being able to conjure things outright instead of just teleporting them, including a giant squid.]]
** Vulcan also fights with an oar [[spoiler: until his EleventhHourSuperpower (and even then, the first thing he summons is a gaudy diamond-encrusted oar.)]]
* TheIngenue: Iesus (of course)
* MadeOfIron: Pretty much everyone. Even Iesus, who survives a rocket explosion [[spoiler: and a nuke.]]
* MasterOfIllusion: Sancho is described as such, but it turns out his "illusions" are actually teleporting anything in the world to his location.
* MessianicArchetype: Iesus.
* NominalHero: Vulcan starts off only protecting Iesus so that he can have his way with her later (though he gets more heroic as the story goes on.)
* OneWingedAngel: Sancho eventually goes from a goofy mariachi get-up to a more intimidating rock-star outfit with giant bat wings.
* ThePowerOfRock: It summons giant apartment buildings and ''nuclear bombs''.
* PocketProtector: Vulcan takes an arrow to the chest, and is only spared by a "virginian locket" (which the narrative points out is the only non-knockoff clothing/accessory he owns.
* RefugeInAudacity: A main character constantly trying to rape the second coming of Jesus while under attack by a descendant of Satan dressed as a mariachi? The only way this can't possibly be horribly offensive is to just take the premise and go completely insane with it.
* RuleOfSymbolism: And ''how''!
* SayItWithHearts: Honey, frequently.
* SmallGirlBigGun: Honey fights with handguns, uzis and even a rocket launcher (that she can apparently buy from ''vending machines.''
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: At the very least, the only English translation pronounces it Iesus, which as ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'' can tell you is the original Latin spelling of the name.
* {{Stripperific}}: Iesus spends the whole two-shot dressed only in a dress shirt (with no indication if she's wearing anything underneath it) unbuttoned just enough to expose her cleavage.
* SummonBiggerFish: Subverted. Vulcan has the ability to call sea creatures like animals and squids to his aid, but they're all small and ineffectual. [[spoiler: Until he gets his EleventhHourSuperpower and summons a giant squid.]]
* WalkOnWater: Ironically, it's Sancho that does this, being introduced standing in the middle of the ocean.
* WouldHitAGirl: Not only does Vulcan knock out Iesus, but he hits ''his own grandmother'' with an oar and knocks her into the sea (fortunately, she gets better.)
* YeOldeButcheredEnglish: Iesus sometimes lapses into this.