-->"That would have been a very dramatic exit, if only her room was down that hall."
->--'''[[{{Frasier}} Dr. Frasier Crane]]'''
AliceAndBob have an argument, usually with Alice questioning Bob's planning or general capability.
Either way, Bob acts indignant and shocked, insists he knows exactly what he's doing and storms off.
After a brief pause, Alice politely points out that Bob is going the wrong way. Bob makes an embarrassed excuse and sheepishly wanders out in the right direction.
Common variations include Alice not saying anything, but seeing Bob go one way, then hurriedly switching to the opposite direction, or Bob entering a closet of some kind.
Similar scenes with different emphases can be used to show that a character is particularly flustered or worried, or as a way to show that a character is infiltrating. As a variant, Bob may have just expressed sudden resolve and set off to do some dramatic, plot-important event, but his conviction turns into comic effect by his mistake in direction.
See also YourOtherLeft, HouseAmnesia. Often used as a tool of providing a FailedAttemptAtDrama.
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'''Examples:'''
* In ''{{Red Dwarf}}'', Rimmer does this before taking his exams, insisting that everything is under control.
* ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'': The pilots break into their HQ using air vents. [[{{Tsundere}} Asuka]] pompously begins leading off, before [[EmotionlessGirl Rei]] points out she's going the wrong way.
* Used in the first episode of ''BlackAdder''.
* ''{{Scrubs}}'' uses this a lot.
** A LOT.
** A particularly notable example:
--->'''J.D.:''' Now let's see how you like it when I walk away from you.
--->[Exits right]
--->[Walks back on screen]
--->'''J.D.:''' Actually, I need to go this way.
--->[Exits left]
--->[Walks back on screen]
--->'''J.D.:''' Right the first time.
--->[Exits right]
* In the film ''[[ItsAWonderfulLife It's A Wonderful Life]]'', a drunken Uncle Billy walks home, needing George to point him in the right direction.
* The "entering the closet" version was used in ''ThePinkPanther''.
** And also in ''MyLifeAsATeenageRobot''.
** And done by the title character in ''{{Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}''.
* Flustered version by Selina Kyle in ''[[{{Batman}} Batman Returns]]''
* In an episode of ''{{Frasier}}'', Daphne has an argument with Frasier about her whereabouts before storming off to her room. Alas, she goes the wrong way, leading to the quote at the top of the page.
** There's another episode where this trope is used in spirit; Frasier and Diane have a long heart-to-heart and they come to terms with their history together, and Frasier says his heartfelt goodbyes and turns to leave in this perfect moment... only to accidentally walk out the stage door, which has been designed to look like the ''Cheers'' bar, and have to sheepishly turn back and find the right door.
* A bit more dramatic version is seen on an episode of ''[[LawAndOrder Law & Order: Criminal Intent]]'' when a the victim's mother asked the detectives for directions to the elevator in the court house. They gave her the directions and they talked for a little bit. The woman left and then Detective Logan said, "The elevators are this way." The woman nodded politely and walked away.
* A variation is used in the final arc of ''[[RanmaOneHalf Ranma 1/2]]'': upon hearing about the bird people coming after Plum, [[NoSenseOfDirection Ryoga]] detects that two of them are in the room and makes a show of hurling his bamboo parasol in the direction of their hiding space...only to realize that, true to form, he threw it in the exact opposite direction.
** A possible second variation comes from the anime adptation of the Breaking Point storyline. After turning down Cologne's initial offer to train him, Ryoga takes his leave. The next scene shows him wandering into the living room and sheepishly asking them to tell him the way out... ''again''. The subbed version even has Shampoo claim that this is the tenth time Ryoga has had to ask. And he ''still'' gets it wrong- he follows Shampoo's directions and ends up at the toilet. This might be more a highlight of the fact Ryoga has {{No Sense of Direction}} though.
* Happens to Misaki in ''AngelicLayer''.
* There is an instance involving Ainsley Hayes, Jed Bartlet, Leo [=McGarry=], and a closet which is not a bathroom on ''TheWestWing.''
* Not about the exit, but definitely the wrong way: In ''[[http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/78 this strip]] of ''{{Loserz}}''.
---> "Uh, guys? Jodie would be that-a-way."
* Done towards the end of ''The Secret Of MonkeyIsland'' (when Guybrush is heading for the church to rescue Elaine), but only if the player ''directs'' him to walk the wrong way.
* In ''The American President'', President Shepherd (Michael Douglas) and lobbyist Sidney Wade (Annette Benning) get into a heated discussion in the Oval Office. She starts to storm out and the President stops her, telling her that ''that'' door goes into his private study, and then points out the proper exit.
* In Disney's ''{{Disney/Hercules}}'', Hades frees the [[SealedEvilInACan Titans]] with mighty fanfare as they all march forth to destroy Zeus. Hades interrupts their cries of "Destroy Zeus!" with the comment, "Guys? Olympus would be ''that'' way."
** ContinuityNod in the TV series episode "Hercules and the Twilight of the Gods": All the baddies of the Norse pantheon march off in much the same way, with cries of "Ragnarok!", and a prominent sign indicates that they are, indeed, heading to Mount Olympus. Loki interrupts to let them know that, since they're ''Norse'' monsters, they should be heading to ''Valhalla'' instead.
* In one episode of ''TheSimpsons'', Bart breaks into a blind man's house to get his dog back. When the man comes downstairs, Bart attempts to flee, leading to "I may be blind, but you just ran into a closet!"
* On an episode of ''CloneHigh'', Abe Lincoln, while talking to Joan of Arc on a dock, attempts to dramatically stride back to shore. "Goodbye, Joan." He walks the wrong way, and falls into the water. "Goodbye, Joan."
* In the Extended Edition of PeterJackson's ''[[LordOfTheRings The Fellowship of the Ring]]'', Gandalf tells Frodo to lead the Fellowship out of Rivendell. When he gets to the gate, Frodo whispers to Gandalf: "Mordor, Gandalf - is it left or right?" Gandalf, of course, gives him the right answer: [[spoiler:left..]].
* During the second of the ''{{Four Weddings and a Funeral}}'', HughGrant's character is in a hotel room when the bride and groom enter, intent on consummating right there and then. Charles edges his way towards a door and slips through. Later we cut back, just as the bride and groom are in the middle of yet more noisy sex, and the door creaks open. Charles is sitting on a sink in a hidden en-suite, looking distinctly uncomfortable. Eventually, he gives up, steps boldly out of the cupboard, flourishes a pencil, exclaimes "Found it!" and leaves by the real door.
* Seen in the [title of show] show ChristmasEpisode [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0pzme9IcNo]] around 02:19.
* In ''BoyMeetsWorld'', Cory saved face after walking into a closet by saying "And I'm taking back my sweater!" and storming out with it.
* In the ''DoctorWho'' episode "Army Of Ghosts", The Doctor strides out of a Torchwood lab and heads left. Yvonne Hartman immediately says "No, Doctor" and he heads right.
** In "The Shakespeare Code", the Doctor and Martha run down a street, with Martha protesting that they're going the wrong way, and the Doctor assuring her that they're not. Two seconds later, they're running in the opposite direction, and the Doctor admits that they ''were'' going the wrong way.
* In a Terrible Thunder Lizards segment of the Eek! The cat cartoon [[NoCeleberitiesWereHarmed Mr. T.Rex]] lead the Thunder Lizards away from the command center.. Into a bathroom.
* ''{{Angel}}'', "Ground State": Angel, Gunn, and Fred are breaking into a museum. Fred has just explained the plan in detail. The men boldly head off, one to the left and one to the right... at which point Fred shouts "Guys!" Embarrassed, they switch directions.
* Variation in TheMovie of ''DextersLaboratory''. Dexter uses a time machine to go into the future, only to discover that his house is very different in the future, and runs into random rooms trying to find the front door. Unable to find it, he is fustrated and uses a secret escape hatch underneath a lamp, which apparently was never changed.
* A variation of this is done in the Musical ''{{Wicked}}'' when having helped Elphaba rescue a lion cub and had an awkward romantic moment, Fiyero takes the cub and runs off stage to take it to safety, as Elphaba turns to the audience, only to have Fiyero quietly run back across stage pointing in the other direction and miming 'that way'.
* As the cliffhanger to the LegionOfDoom episode of ''JusticeLeague'', the heroes all dramatically walk away in different directions, indicating the end of the League. However, they are in an enclosed warehouse. FridgeLogic dictates that at least ''some'' of them had to turn around and find another exit. Although if they were proud enough, most of them they could have just ''made'' one...
* The [[SoBadItsHorrible Ben Affleck film]] ''Man About Town'' features this as a RunningGag with a boardrooms door being right next to an identical door to a closet, leading to Afleck at one point dramatically storming out of the boardroom, slamming the door behind him and then reappearing a second later to shout about how badly laid out the room is that he walked into a closet.
* [[NoSoup4Me This troper]] vaguely recalls seeing a film on a plane, the only part of which he can remember is this trope being invoked just before the heroes head off to save the day. I think it was called "Gridlock".
* {{Pixar}}'s ''ABugsLife'' has Manny the mantis magician walking offscreen and causing a loud crash in an attempt to get to the circus tent. His wife Gypsy, apparently used to this, doesn't even look up as she corrects him.
-->'''Gypsy''': The stage is the other way, dear.
-->'''Manny''': Yes of course!
* Legendary Frog's parody Flash animation of the Lord of the Rings had Frodo eagerly tell Sam after destroying the One Ring, "Let's go home!", and walks off. A moment later, he walks back the other way and says, still as cheerful and eager as he was before, "The Shire is this way."
* Frequently happens to humiliated contestants on ''AmericanIdol''...usually after being dissed by Simon Cowell. (Making this TruthInTelevision, I suppose?)
** [[ManipulativeEditing Probably not]].
* In the film ''Adam's Rib'', two characters conclude an argument by going to adjoining apartments and slamming the doors shut...then sheepishly crossing the hall, as each has accidentally gone to the other's apartment.
* ''LooneyTunes'' loves this trope. From "Fallin' Hare":
-->'''Bugs Bunny''': ''*struck on head*'' [[NonSequiturThud Which way did he go, George, which way did he go?]]
-->'''The Gremlin''': Hmm…that way! ''*points in two directions, eyes crossed*''
-->'''Bugs Bunny''': Gee, thanks a lot, George! ''*knocked out*''
*A variation of this took place in an episode of ''DrakeAndJosh''. Drake and Josh were arguing and Josh went to storm out of the room, but on his way out he tripped. He then tried to appear unconcerned and said "I may have stumbled! But that does not lessen the significance of this departure!"
*This editor saw it quite a lot in real life, with customers trying to leave a waiting room through a cupboard, instead of the door they had entered through.
* [[AmericanDad "Stan, honey, that's a closet."]]
** [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I'M LOOKING FOR PEACHES!]]
* On an episode of The Mighty Boosh, Howard has a flashback of when the soul of jazz tricks him into signing away Howard's soul to him. After the evil jazz soul gets mad at Howard for not telling him his hat is on fire (and "ruining his exit") he stomps off to the right of the screen. Seconds later, he comes back, saying "There isn't an exit there, it's a damn toilet." and walks off to the left of the screen.
* Once on Australia's Got Talent, in real life, on national television: after a successful audition, Nobel Lakaev skipped off in the wrong direction, prompting the judges to point the other way confusedly for a few moments before he figured out that off-stage was over there and skipped right back across the stage, pointing sheepishly.
* A variant occurs in ''BlackBooks'': Fran yells at Bernard for how his grumpy, misanthropic behaviour drove Manny off, says she doesn't want to see him for a while, and storms out of the shop. She immediately returns, having forgotten her purse, and storms off again.
* Variant on ''AmericanIdol'': "Other door" practically became a CatchPhrase in the seventh season. The audition rooms were always double-doored, but only one of these doors ever opened, and, having entered through one of those doors, auditioners would inevitably try to leave through the other one. Which did not open. This also happened to Simon once. (Ironically, this seemed to be a problem at ''every'' location they visited, making you wonder if they weren't setting the doors up like that on purpose to further embarrass the contestants.)
* Kyran from EmergencyExit:
-->Delaine: Door's that way.
-->Kyran: BAH! I don't need doors!
--> ...
-->Kyran: Ok, yes I do. But gosh dorn it, I'm going to use it ''dramatically''!
* In the movie of ''TheHitchHikersGuideToTheGalaxy,'' Zaphod has just set their course for the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, only to have Marvin point out that the restaurant is at the ''other'' end of the universe.
* In ''{{Bolt}}'', Rhino sets off after Bolt with a long monologue beginning with "If Bolt's taught me anything, it's that you never abandon a friend in a time of need!", but he sets off in the wrong direction.
* The play ''PlayOn,'' which is about a community theater production, has a moment when one of the actors accidentally exits through the door to the servant's quarters instead of the door to the stairs. One of the other actors calls after him to tell him he's going the wrong way, and he turns around...only to go all the way past the windows instead. The other actors try to cover for him, saying, "He must be using the outside staircase."
* Variant in ''TransformersRobotsInDisguise'': Team Bullet Train arrives in search of the Predacons, and Midnight Express starts carefully picking his way among the civilians - but then Railspike points out that they're in the opposite direction.
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