Since the early 1970s, tobacco products could not be advertised on television in the United States. The tobacco companies didn't fight this, since they knew if they went to Congress, there was a good chance they'd lose their [[http://www.badvertising.org/ print ads]] as well.

This all changed as the result of a class-action lawsuit against Phillip Morris, which now calls itself Altria. As part of their settlement, the tobacco companies agreed to fund anti-smoking {{public service announcement}}s.

So, now they get to advertise on TV.

No, really.

Sit down and watch one of these commercials. Now, think back about what you've learned. The classic adage of advertising is, "There is no such thing as bad press," so talking about smoking on television - even in a pejorative context - [[TruffautWasRight helps their cause]]. It's about as close to a XanatosGambit as you're likely to get in modern advertising.

But more than that, the anti-smoking [=PSAs=] produced by tobacco companies are always a little backhanded. The textual message -- don't smoke -- is coupled with a very different subtext. (And it doesn't help that the commercials are often so annoying, they make one want to light up a cigarette merely out of ''[[ReversePsychology spite]]''.) Studies have actually backed this up, linking exposure to "anti"-smoking [=PSAs=] to higher cigarette use. (And now, there's a series of anti-smoking commercials that no longer talk about the health risks and entirely talk about how bad the tobacco companies are... of course, the problem with this is that no one really thought tobacco companies were that much of a moral standard-bearer beforehand, and the most common reaction to the revelation of their schemes is to marvel at the level of MagnificentBastard schemes they've pulled off.)

An ''intentional'' BrokenAesop. See also SmokingIsCool.
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!!Examples:
* Stealth PSA motto: "Tobacco is wacko -- if you're a teen."\\
Subtext: "Smoking separates the adults from the mere teenagers."
** This is especially bad, because teenagers spend so much effort trying to be perceived as adults - that's the whole ''point'' of many of them taking up smoking!
** Or, "Don't be the kind of douche who uses [[TotallyRadical 'wacko']] unironically - light up!"
** Remember a radio PSA in the early 2000s that mocked this, by having a tobacco spokesperson talking about their future anti-teen-smoking efforts. He talks about their new anti-smoking mascot Avery the Anti-Smoking Aardvark, who wears a Hawaiian shirt with sunglasses, and spouts the catchphrase "Smoking is Totally Un-Tubular, Dude!". The tobacco spokesperson goes on to say that they've had this catchphrase emblazoned on a million rainbow-striped lucky rabbits feet, which they plan to distribute to junior high students at their Totally Tubular Teen Talk motivational seminars, where Artie will "rap" with the kids about how "Smoking makes you a silly stupid smelly-head!".
* Real PSA dialog:
-->'''Voiceover Guy:''' Did you smoke?
-->'''Teen:''' Yeah.
-->'''VO Guy:''' Why?
-->'''Teen:''' I wanted to be cool.
-->'''VO Guy:''' Why'd you quit?
-->'''Teen:''' I decided I didn't need all that.
:Text: "Be your own person: don't smoke."\\
:Subtext: "... unless you want to be cool."
** Or, "Be an uncool loser: don't smoke."
** Or, "If you're taking advice from [=PSAs=], [[DisobeyThisMessage you're not really being your own person, now are you]]?"
* PSA: "Tobacco companies fund free concerts and give out branded merchandise at these concerts as a stealthy way to advertise their products, playing you for a fool!"\\
Subtext: "You get a free concert and lots of cool swag, and all you have to do is cope with our stealthy advertisements!"
** Benson & Hedges pulled its funding for the Symphony of Fire and the Toronto International Film Festival in 2000 when new advertising regulations came into effect. The subtext was that they were only funding them to get their logo displayed, not to support culture.
* PSA: "There is no safe cigarette. Go to our Web site and read more about the health risks of smoking."\\
Subtext: "Hey, look what good corporate citizens we are! ''And go to our Web site!''"
* Outside TV, note the "If you're thinking about quitting smoking..." brochures sometimes attached to cigarette packages. Inside is information on the health benefits of quitting -- information that might reinforce your decision to quit. Of course, as long as the pack is already open...
* There's one in the Netherlands, Canada and the United Kingdom which shows an attractive woman smoking, and then says "Lose The Smoke Keep The Fire". Problem is she still looks sexy smoking, and kinda dorky afterwards. Weirdly, it's run by Nicotinell Gum, which has nothing to gain by encouraging people to keep smoking, except for a long-term plan. [[http://www.nicotinell.nl/index.jsp Here it is]].
* However, this trope is notably nonexistent in Australia, where it is the government that makes the commercials. These ads feature things such as showing the nasty gross things that happen to smokers bodies, like ruptured veins in the eye, tar buildup in the lungs and a number of them use actual (probably similar animal parts, as they are too healthy to be wasted if they were human) parts when demonstrating this. And recently cigarette packs are required by law to have a large picture on them depicting the nasty effects of smoking on them, in addition to the text warnings.
** Similar labels are seen in Canada on smokes, leading to this troper bemusedly overhearing two women complaining about the pictures on their cigarette packages and that it was almost enough to turn you off the product.
** One stand-up comedian who went to Canada comments on this. He says he used to have a favorite brand of cigarette. Now he selects them with "Don't give me the lungs, don't... Don't give me the liver, I don't want to see... the limp penis, I'll take the limp penis!"
*** Anyone ever consider how this could possibly traumatize small children and other NON-SMOKERS who happen to see the pack, for whatever reason?
**** All of this is now moot, as they keep cigarettes behind metal doors in Canada now. So no, no one would be traumatized, and they wouldn't have been before because cigarette packages are kept behind the counter and the pictures are small enough to not be noticeable unless you have them in your hand.
** This was predicted long before by comedian Denis Leary, who joked in his "No Cure For Cancer" show about "making the warning label the actual label" and selling cigarettes that "come in a black pack with a big ol' skull and crossbones on the front, called TUMORS" and asserts that smokers will still want them.
*** That just makes smoking looks OMG SO BADASS and EDGY!!!!11
*** Very likely. [[http://www.alastairmcintosh.com/images/cigarettes.htm Death cigarettes]].
** There was a similar ad series in the United Kingdom (again, funded by the Government) which showed, among other things, smokers literally ''[[NightmareFuel coughing up their ORGANS]]''. The current series likens smoking to blowing on a party hooter for no particular reason. Shockingly, it seems far less effective to this troper.
** Warnings in Greece read, "Smoking will '''kill''' you."
** In Germany, every pack of cigs has to have a big warning label like "Smoking may kill you" and such.
*** If this troper is translating correctly from "Rauchen kann toedlich sein" then the warnings literally mean "Smoking can make you dead". And his favorite ad was the one with a sexy lady handing a pack to a man, with the warning label prominently displayed.
*** A more correct translation would be "Smoking can be deadly."
** In Poland every cigarette packet has a warning label on it. But there are so many different labels ("smoking kills", "smoking causes cancer", etc.) that it almost makes you want to [[GottaCatchEmAll collect all kinds]].
** During an interview on ''TheDailyShow'', author David Sedaris mentioned that in Japan, there are street signs that appear to imply that walking around with a lit cigarette in your hand can blind children.
*** For what it's worth, this is [[http://granades.com/2008/08/12/things-i-learned-in-japan-about-smoking/ true]] (That Japanese [=PSAs=] are centered around this. As to whether a lit cigarette is liable to blind children rather depends on the height of your children, your height, how you hold your giant cigarette, and, according to this picture, whether or not you are the player character of ''{{Berzerk}}''. And possibly the presence of a helicopter.)
* On a similar note, there was a series of [=PSAs=] aired by TheBBC in 2007 warning against the dangers of excessive drinking, by showing people being ostracized and called names after getting massively drunk. It accidentally backfired: little did they knew, that telling your friends all the crazy antics you did while drunk makes you look so cool...
-->Text: "Don't make a jackass of yourself; drink moderately".\\
Subtext: "... if you don't mind missing out on all the fun!".
* Poster ads funded by alcohol companies in Ireland do this too. They're fill in the blanks-style ads, for example: "I will overcome my ______ but forever succumb to my ______" with the two words to fit in being "inhibitions" and "hangovers." That's the worst one, but all of them manage to imply that, either way, someone is going to get completely trashed. Having a good time without drinking at all isn't really given as an option.
* Parodied on the install screen of ''MetalGearSolid 4''. We see a video of Snake gruffly chaining cigarette after cigarette, occasionally playing with the smoke a little, while text comes up on screen talking about how cigarettes damage your health and the health of others around you, and how you should ''never'' start.
** Whenever you contact the CODEC support in earlier games while smoking, they'll give you a list of reasons why he should quit (Naomi's lung cancer speech from the first one comes to mind), and Snake retorts along the lines of "yeah, but smoking feels nice". In ''MetalGearSolid 2'', Snake's reason for not quitting smoking is the far less appealing "I'm going to die young anyway, so why bother?", but Raiden is apparently an ex-smoker, and when his girlfriend begs him not to take up smoking again because of how hard it was to quit, he says the best way of avoiding that is to carry on smoking. Even in gameplay terms, the cigarettes sap your health and the item menu is plastered with health warnings, but help you get through lasers, restore psyche, let you see in the dark, and make Snake look ''really'' cool.
** They also increase your maximum health and inventory capacity. Just saying.
* Philip Morris has recently released a brochure urging parents to discuss ''all'' tobacco products with their kids: not just normal cigarettes, but also cigars, pipes, smokeless tobacco, Indian cigarettes, and clove cigarettes. At least four of these other product types are types Philip Morris does not make.
* The most recent set of anti-smoking [=PSAs=] involve a brief (and rather quiet) mention of some evil facet of the tobacco company, followed by an elaborate song and dance about how they must have been mistaken. At the end of the song, they very quickly realize that their justification makes no sense. The part of the commercial that inevitably stays with you is the big song and dance that tobacco companies love you. Note also that the last bit happens so quickly at the very end that it's often cut off by local stations trying to return to the show on time.
* This troper saw a large ad on the street that featured the slogan "Smoking will kill you slowly". Under it, someone helpfully tagged the subtext ("We're not in a hurry").
* Newport's print ads just feature some random scene of young adults having fun with the phrase "Newport pleasure!" slapped on. There aren't actually any cigarettes shown in the scene. It's really bizarre.
* YochananWaters filmed a pre-movie spot for an art house theater where he tells the patrons that there is no smoking allowed in the theater... [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnpofBtijF8 while smoking a cigarette]] and asking the audience if they wished they had one. Then he [[LampshadeHanging tells them to smoke anyway]], since it gives the ushers something to do.
* An interesting ad from the 1970s when there were no real restrictions didn't even show the product. Camel cigarettes had a slogan "I'd walk a mile for a Camel". They had one where it showed a man standing next to a bottle of pickles and an empty 1/2 gallon box of ice cream, with the tag line "Start Walking." Here, it wasn't presumed that he'd have to walk a mile for his cigarettes, but that he'd have to walk a mile so he could get his pregnant (presumably) wife ice cream for her stereotypical pickles and ice cream.
* This troper has seen an alcohol ad (Captain Morgan?) that ended with a blink-and-you'll-miss-it "Please drink responsibly." And it was trimmed so that "responsibly" was cut from the audio.
* The ad: a lottery ticket in a refrigerator magnet tray gets covered by kids' drawings, report cards, blue ribbons.\\
The message: There are lots of things more important than the lottery.\\
The subtext: your weekly Lucky Four are an important part of a balanced and successful family life.
* Seen on slot machines in Canadian bars: "Before you lose everything, call:" with the number for a gambling addiction hotline.\\ Subtext: Haven't lost everything yet? Keep gambling...
* A recent Truth.com PSA clearly-not-a-hidden-camera interview despite the label: "Did you know? A tobacco executive once pleaded the fifth ''ninety-seven times'' during a deposition?"
** Not to mention that this makes the PSA-makers [[YouFailLawForever fail constitutional law forever]] with some UnfortunateImplications regarding using your rights... because, as you know, only guilty people would feel the need to plead the fifth.
*** Just to beat the point into the ground, the Fifth Amendment doesn't state that you have the right to not say anything that proves your guilt (which would be useless, since under those conditions invoking the Fifth Amendment would de-facto admit guilt) but that you have the right to not say anything that could ''tend to incriminate'' you regardless of guilt. [[http://www.thisistrue.com/blog-dont_talk_to_the_cops.html Here]] is good advice on why even innocent people need the Fifth Amendment to avoid being [[HoistByHisOwnPetard incriminated by their own words]].
* Another in the Truth.com series of anti-smoking PSAs had one of the regulars dress-up as a 'cartoon character' and try socializing with both adults and with children. The adults constantly avoid if not abuse him, but the children are instantly accepting of him. This is obviously meant to invoke the Joe Camel ads but runs into certain problems. The Joe Camel character is intended to be [[AnthropomorphicPersonification ultimate embodiment]][[RuleOfCool of Cool]], who happens to be [[FurryFandom a Camel]], and the production values that went into his character design reflect this. The character the PSA uses is a low-quality Brand-X Muppet.\\
Text: "Tobacco companies use cartoon characters to target children for their advertising."\\
Subtext "Tobacco companies use cartoon characters to target children for their advertising, because obviously [[AnimationAgeGhetto only children enjoy cartoons]]." No word yet on how many Otaku have lit-up just to spite this one.
* Polish TV saw several suspicious ads: an advertisement of "Bols boat" (the Polish for boat differs in but one letter from "vodka", and Bols is a brand of vodka), "Recreational Equestrian Tourism Soplica" (Polish acronym for that sounds very much like "vodka", and "Soplica" is a brand of vodka), the ad with huge Martini logo and a very small text explaining that [[YouShouldKnowThisAlready Martini]] is sponsoring some nobody's-heard-of film fest...
* A Capitol Steps sketch has a "smokesman" from Philip Morris report that his company, in the wake of the tobacco settlement, has decided to lead the effort to teach kids about the hazards of smoking by way of a fun new collectible card game called "[[{{Pokemon}} Smokemon]]," in which a "three-pack-a-day hardcore nicotine freak such as Smoke-at-you" can be evolved from a mere casual smoker. He then adds, "I'll tell you, kids: don't smoke cigarettes, okay - [[SmokingIsCool unless you want to look really, really cool!]]"
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