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[[caption-width:150:[[BileFascination Enjoy]], [[FamilyUnfriendlyAesop Learn]], and [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Stay Straight]].]]

-->Go! Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!
--->-- ''Sonichu #1''

-->Tell me about it on CWC. Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.
--->-- DavidGonterman on Christian Weston Chandler, emphasis added.

-->'''''ABANDON ALL HOPE, YE WHO ENTER HERE!'''''
--->--[[DivineComedy Dante Alighieri]] on ''Sonichu''

''[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Comic_Collection Sonichu]]'' is a fan {{webcomic}} created by one Christian Weston Chandler, starring (at least initially) the titular Electric [[SonicTheHedgehog Hedgehog]] [=~Pokémon~=] and his friends. The comic itself would be remarkable only for its [[{{Horrible/Webcomics}} badness]], but it has in recent years gained notoriety due to the author’s antics in response to {{troll}}ing and other harassment. The result is a [[BileFascination perversely-fascinating]], [[DysfunctionJunction deeply-dysfunctional]], symbiotic relationship of sorts – Mr. Chandler’s creation has been saved from obscurity at the price of a “fanbase” devoted to making his life a living hell.

''Sonichu'' started as some sort of ''[[{{ptitlei015gc004kw4}} Pokémon]] /SonicTheHedgehog'' crossover world, and the first few issues focus on Sonichu’s origin, his [[MeetCute meeting]] with his “heartsweet” [[TheChick Rosechu]] (based [[CaptainErsatz heavily]] on [[Characters/SonicTheHedgehog Amy Rose]]), and a supporting cast of other Hedgehog Pokémon of various types. But in issue #2 and from issues # 4-7, the series crystallizes into its present form, as [[LifeEmbellished Christian himself takes center stage]] and encounters and battles his enemies in {{real life}}, from mall cops to the dean of his local community college to internet {{troll}}s.

Due to criticism over such a self-centered plotline, Christian eventually gets [[PutOnABus trapped in a timestream]], leaving Sonichu to take up his heroic mantle of defender of [[MarySuetopia CWCville]]. The war against EncyclopediaDramatica and [[ImageBoards "Four-Cent Garbage"]] rages on, interrupted by the occasional [[{{Yiff}} furry sex scene]], until issue #9 when Christian returns and the series [[GenreShift changes focus]] (again) to dating education.

Since this comic blurs the line between fiction and reality so much, a deep understanding of Christian Weston Chandler’s life and psyche is required to make any sense of it. The best source would be the [=CWCki=], an [[TheWikiRule entire wiki]] cataloging Mr. Chandler’s life and works, found [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Main_Page here]] (warning: some pages and images are definitely NotSafeForWork or [[BrainBleach your mental health]]), while the even more NSFW EncyclopediaDramatica page that started this whole mess can be found [[http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-Chan here]]. Mr. Chandler’s own websites tend to be hacked and deleted with some degree of regularity, but his own ''Sonichu'' wiki can be found [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page here]], but not for very long since some mystery troll (with an obvious connection to Vivian Gee) is trying to claim it.

Compare the GonterVerse, SilentHill, {{Hell}}.
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!!Notable tropes present in the comic include:
* AgeCut: Done in the Spring Break issue to show that certain characters are of legal age to [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean be true loving couples]].
* AllThereInTheManual: As an example, [=WesLi=] Sonichu, one of many villains based on real life people, makes lots of references to magic tricks and props and the like. This is because Wes Iseli, the real life counterpart of the character, is an amateur magician. ''In no way does the comic bother trying to explain this to the reader.'' It takes multiple trips to the [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Main_Page CWCki]] to understand just who the hell these heroes and villains are supposed to be.
*{{Animesque}}: After Christian met Megan IRL, sweat drops, anime eyes, and other Japanese influences make an appearance.
* AnimatedActors: Supposedly Sonichu and Rosechu are married and have children "outside" of the comic... which makes it even more difficult to figure out on [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Reality what level of reality all this insanity is taking place on]].
** Even the characters themselves are having trouble with telling the difference between their reality and in-universe fiction, such as Sonichu mistaking drawings of Rosechu in the nude as real candid photographs of her.
* ArtEvolution: Well… Chris’ self-insert character has stopped inflating/deflating at random due to Chris trying to draw himself realistically while at the same time denying his obesity. Also, his hair is now firmly glued to his head.
* ArtifactOfDoom: The Black Sonichu Medallion worn by Reldnahc.
* ArtifactTitle: Despite the comic being called ''Sonichu'', the rodent in question has been appearing less and less.
* AuthorAppeal: Numerous references to {{anime}} and AdultSwim programs, a ''MontyPython'' quote or two, and most famously the “{{fanservice}}” of Rosechu making pornographic pictures of herself to try countering troll accusations of her having a “[[UnusualEuphemism pickle]]”... and then [[WordOfGod claiming in Encyclopedia Dramatica]] ''[[CompletelyMissingThePoint she did it for women's rights.]]''
* AuthorAvatar: Besides writing an idealized version of himself into the comic, Chris uses Sonichu as a proxy to channel his rage about constant accusations of him being homosexual.
* AuthorFilibuster: Played straight when the author avatar harangues the "Jerkops" (policemen who tried removing him from a mall) after defeating him, or Sonichu’s [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_8/Page_30 impassioned speech]] given to "Jason" on the top of "Four-Cent Garbage" building about trolling. What makes it funny is that it ties into patriotism and has a damn American flag in the back.
* BaldOfEvil: A fair few of the male villains, possibly because Chris didn’t feel like drawing hair.
* BerserkButton: Rosechu and pickles, Sonichu being called a homo.
* BigNo: Chris does this in one of the comics when he finds out he's been set up by a girl working in a coffee shop who said she wanted to date him. He has also apparently done it in real life at least once.
* BiggusDickus: The "Giant Penis Comic", which is ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. It's an [[{{Squick}} enormous and uncomfortably-detailed drawing]] of his own "duck," complete with a rather scary 45-degree bend in it. BrainBleach, please.
* BileFascination: ''Sonichu'' has approximately zero actual fans, but is nonetheless mesmerizing due to its sheer badness and as a look into the mind of its creator.
* BoatLights: Chris, both in the comics and in RealLife, although the comic severely exaggerates this trait. Naitsirhc, being (at least in theory) Chris's opposite, has a red right and orange left eye.
* BouquetToss: [[strike:[[OrwellianEditor Sarah]]]] excuse me, "Nicole" tosses her wedding bouquet to Chris at the end of Episode 12... even though [[DidNotDoTheResearch wedding bouquets do not work that way]].
*BrokenBase: ''Sonichu''’s “fanbase” can be divided into roughly four groups – those who wish to antagonize Chris into providing further entertainment, those who pity him and wish that’d he get help, those who hate him for his viewpoints and actions, and those who have sensibly withdrawn in disgust. Individuals bounce from category to category as the ''Sonichu'' saga unfolds.
* CaptainErsatz: The majority of the cast consists of ''Sonic'' recolors. Firstly, Sonichu is an ersatz that the author made sometime in the 1990s when a teacher wouldn't allow him to use Sonic the hedgehog or Pikachu in a class project due to copyright. We also have Simonla Rosechu, who was originally a (male) FanCharacter created by a troll who's a fan of ''TengenToppaGurrenLagann'', but Chris decided to [[GenderFlip change his gender]] and turn him into a Rosechu before using her in the comic.
* ClicheStorm: There is [[strike:almost]] zero originality here and I mean ''ZERO''.
* CombinationAttack: Chrs-Chan Pure Pulse-Jolt Lance! [''sic''] So awesome and {{Animesque}}, it had to be misspelled both times it was used in the comics.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Oh where to begin...
** One major one is the aforementioned Rosechu stripping naked to fight for women's rights.
** In a recent issue, Sonichu gets an [[FanDisservice upskirt view]] of Rosechu, and reacts as you might expect.
---> '''Rosechu's thoughts:''' "I love being appreciated and fully understood for my being, as well as my bod."
* CopyCatSue: Sonichu himself, and Chris-Chan Sonichu (who is also a GodModeSue)
*CrossPoppingVeins: In one picture of Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
* {{Crossover}}: Of ''SonicTheHedgehog'' and '' [[{{ptitlei015gc004kw4}} Pokémon]]'', obviously. Sort of.
* {{Defictionalization}}: [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/4centgarbage/ 4-cent garbage.com]] is now a real ImageBoard, and since coming to the attention of the internet, there now really are several organizations dedicated to making Chris miserable.
* DemotedToExtra: ''Sonichu himself'' takes a backseat to everyone else in the comic after issue #1.
* DepravedBisexual: Silvana
* DepravedHomosexual: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. His sexual orientation is variously characterised as being integral to his villain personality, making Chris [[DidNotDoTheResearch somewhat out of touch]] with [[DiscreditedTrope social mores]]. At least JackChick ''deliberately'' rattles cages.
* DethroningMomentOfSuck: Difficult to pin down. The comic started out bad and then [[BeyondTheImpossible somehow went]] [[ItGotWorse further downhill]] once Sonichu all but disappeared from it, and the addition of sex scenes certainly didn’t help matters. But probably the worst thing to come from Chris’ magic markers would be [=ShecameforCWC.JPG=], a pornographic drawing of him and his friend Megan, uploaded because “he needed sexy pictures.” This was evidently the final straw in a relationship already strained by stalker-ish tendencies and sexual harassment, and Megan has since moved as far away from Chris as possible. Chris doesn’t seem to understand what he’s done, blames Encyclopedia Dramatica for “twisting” the image against him, and has since reuploaded the picture that cost him what might have been his only friend.
*DeusExMachina: Magi-chan is "psychic", which means that he can teleport anyone in and out of action and explain, out of blue, what the heck the other characters are supposed to actually do in these stories. {{Psychic powers}} - the perfect putty to fill in massive {{plot hole}}s.
*DidNotDoTheResearch: Oh, so many examples. To begin with, Chris thinks he can actually make money off this…
** In the very first episode, the rainbow's colors go red, orange, yellow, blue, green, purple, light purple.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Chris inflicts a horrible curse on the Jerkhief that results in the loss of the poor guy's family, home, and everything he owns. Why? As payback for an ''almost'' beating that Chris ''nearly'' suffered. [[MoralDissonance This was supposed to be an awesome moral victory for Chris, who was meant to be the obvious hero in this situation.]]
** Likewise, in a (real life) situation where [=CChanSonichuCWC=] (AKA Liquid Chris), a guy tricking Chris into thinking that people are confusing him and Chris, trolls Chris by having a girl named "Kacey" pretend to be conflicted in regards to who to be in love with. Liquid tricks Chris into thinking that he has gotten Kacey to marry him (which was pretty easy considering how messed up poor Chris is). However, Chris responds by making a comic in which Liquid kidnaps Kacey and threatens Chris and Kacey with a small knife. So how does Chris respond? He ''pulls out a pistol and shoots Liquid in his calves.'' Kacey's parents ''are proud of him'' for doing this.
* DistaffCounterpart: Crystal, Chris's [[ImaginaryFriend Dream Sibling]].
* DoesNotLikeMen: Chris hates the entire male population for stealing all the women; excluding himself, his father and the president, or as he likes to put it, 0,000000000004% of the male population (4% times 10 to the power of -12).
*{{Egopolis}}: [=CWCville=] ([[ItsPronouncedTroPAY pronounced "quickville"]]), which is composed of the creator's initials, CWC, because everybody loves Chris.
* EnsembleDarkhorse: [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Yawning_Squirtle Yawning Squirtle]], a stoned-looking [[{{Pokemon}} Squirtle]] who appears in only one panel in Episode 18, is widely considered to be CWC's best/only good character. [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bill_The_Scientist Bill the Scientist]] and the [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/List_of_Sonichu_characters#Boulder-Dropping_Whale Boulder-Dropping Whale]] are similar few-frame favorites.
* [[EverythingsBetterWithRainbows Everything's Better With Rainbows]]: The rainbow formed from Sonichu's creation, which turned a Raichu into Rosechu and made eggs that would eventually hatch into the Chaotic Combo and [[{{Hermaphrodite}} Silvana]]. After Chris realized that the rainbow was heavily associated with [[QueerAsTropes a certain group of people]], he has since redrawn a gratuitously gay-looking page to instead have a slim, trim version of himself leaping in front of the Pearly Gates.
*EvilTwin: Played straight ([[IncrediblyLamePun heh]]) with [[SdrawkcabName Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], who is the complete opposite of Chris, a member of Team Rocket who later came out of the closet.
* EvilTowerOfOminousness: The 4-Cent Garbage Headquarters, all [[NumberOfTheBeast 66+6]] floors of it.
* ExpansionPackPast: The Chaotic Combo were originally birthed by the rainbow created when Sonichu became a Sonic/Pikachu hybrid, in the late 90s, at the same time as Sonichu. Supposedly this created all the Sonichus at once, except then Chris started adding in more and more Sonichus, some of whom were said to be ''older'' than Sonichu or Rosechu. Of course, Chris only noticed the non-continuity error problem with this setup: all his Rule34 pics were of underage characters. Thus, Chris dropped two retcons: one, that the Sonichu eggs were sent ''back in time'' so everyone was 18, and ''then'' retconned that ''countless'' Sonichu eggs were sent ''all throughout time and space.'' That poor, fragile timeline...
** Taken to extremes on [=CWCipedia=], where Chris drops all manner of information we should have had a long time ago (like Sonichu and Rosechu being married and having children) or dolloping loads of plot that bloats the already crossover-laden series like nothing else.
* EyepatchOfPower: Jason Kendrick Howell, which unfortunately means a [[MetalGearSolid Big Boss]] look-alike has been dragged into the comic.
* FatalFlaw: Just like in RealLife, despite being such a fantastic guy that everyone loves, Chris just can't get a girl (which he blames on the "Infinitely High Boyfriend Factor", believing that the reason he can't find a Boyfriend-Free Girl is because they're all already taken, and the fact that his criteria for such a woman are improbably strict certainly doesn't help). And later on in the comic, he can't hold ONTO a girl. He's actually gone through about three or four gal pals since he entered the time void, although only two had appearances in the comic (and both said they would wait for him).
* ForTheEvulz: All of the villains have little motivation towards tormenting Chris beyond “because.” Apparently they just don’t want him to find True Love. Virginia is for Virgins, after all.
* FreudWasRight: Two of the {{narm}}y lines listed below, as well as the, um, interesting image of a pistol ''[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Jerkop on this page]]''.
* GodModeSue: Chris, with the power stored in his [[strike:[[{{Retcon}} Medallion]]]] High School Ring, can become Chris-Chan Sonichu, a very powerful entity who has a singular weak spot (which actually doesn't even hinder him that much) and can defeat most of Chris's enemies with only a little effort. Even without his Sonichu form, Chris has ComboPlatterPowers out the woz. He can use [[AllYourPowersCombined all other Sonichu powers]], magic spells, ''[[YuGiOh Yu-Gi-Oh]]! '' cards turned real, and psychic powers. Before the comic even began, Chris was a [[MightyMorphinPowerRangers frigging Power Ranger]] and had a damned [[{{Transformers}} Autobot]] for a car. He's so powerful that he essentially negates the point of the title character even existing. Chris apparently realized this after his "fans" informed him of this, and comic book Chris [[PutOnABus has been sealed in a mirror.]]
* GratuitousJapanese: Jiggliami's song "War of Love" (a ripoff of "Love is War" by [[{{Vocaloid}} Miku Hatsune]], "written" by one of Chris's "sweethearts") in Episode 18.
* GroinAttack: Called 'Kicking them in the [[UnusualEuphemism Sourdough Area]]' in Chris terms. He does it to a Jerkop in [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_38 Subepisode 1]], and is recommended by Chris as the ideal form of self-defense against both regular and king-sized Jerkops in [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_4/Page_56 Sub-Episode 6]].
* GreekChorus: In some of the early Sonichu centered comics, Chris.
* GreenEyedMonster: Chris is quite guilty of misandry, since he detests every other male on the planet (with a handful of exceptions) as a romantic rival. Wes Iseli in particular became a villain in the comic since he was dating Chris’ friend Sarah, thus denying Chris a chance with her.
* HeelFaceTurn: [[strike:[[UnfortunateImplications Black Sonichu]]]] [[strike:Blachu]] Blake.
* IdiotPlot: The entire goddamn comic.
* IdolSinger: Jiggliami.
* IKEAErotica: Rosechu actually says "Insert Rod A into Slot B" before sex with Sonichu. It's intended to be erotic, apparently.
* IncestIsRelative: All of the Sonichus and Rosechus have been known to call Chris their father. Some of them are in relationships with each other. Interpret that as you will.
* IncrediblyLamePun: The "Anchuent Prophecy" was originally believed to be a simple typo, until someone realized it was meant to be a pun on Pika'''chu'''. And lo, there was much {{facepalm}}ing.
* InferredHolocaust / NoEndorHolocaust: We are told that the Jerkops swell their numbers using a hypnotic ray gun that only affects the mentally impaired. That's kind of offensive on its own, but it also means that when the heroes do battle with them, they're actually beating the hell out of tens of innocent, retarded people. No character has thus far seen fit to raise this dilemma.
** In issue 9 one mention is finally made of the idea of rehabilitating. The characters still beat the brainwashed Jerkops just as mercilessly, however, so nothing has changed in that regard.
* InformedAbility: Punchy is [[AllThereInTheManual apparently]] a master of "[[NonSequitur random-access humor]]", but, as of the beginning of Sonichu 9, has never used it.
* InTheHood: Jason Kendrick Howell conceals his EyepatchOfPower with a voluminous cloak.
* InTheNameOfTheMoon: Chris and his “dream sibling” Crystal often announce their status of warriors of love and honesty, while [[SailorMoon Sailor Megtune]] is fond of these speeches as well.
* KamehameHadoken: Christian's "[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]," which is tragically performed in real life in a non-parodical manner.
* KudzuPlot: Not a traditional example of this, because the isn't really all that complex, but people who read both the comic and have followed the real-life drama probably can't help but feel that there's just no way Chris can tie up the trolling-inspired plot threads into anything resembling a comprehensible whole. (''If'' Chris bothers at all, that is.) We've already seen Billy Mays being introduced as Chris's "bodyguard" out of blue (never seen before, likely never to be seen again), one "galpal"'s house getting blown up with no good explanation, and we're ''on the edge of our seats'' and ''thrilled'' to find out how Chris will handle the Ivy plotline now that she's gone and he has gone through ''one more'' girlfriend in real life. But never worry! Chris apparently solved all of the plotholes by bringing in Transformers.
* LampshadeHanging: Quoth Mary Lee Walsh, "Eh... first we’ve had the parodic transformations, now we actually have a [[SailorMoon pretty girl sailor soldier]]? [[{{Understatement}} What a kooky world]]."
* LegionOfDoom: In issue 7, all the previous villains (excluding [[DemotedToExtra Metal Sonichu]]) [[VillainTeamUp team up]] and try to take over [=CWCville=].
* LifeEmbellished: 90% of the comic, especially the sub-episodes. And because it’s Life ''Embellished'', Chris gets to win his fights and explain why he’s right and his enemies wrong.
*LimitedWardrobe: Chris is almost exclusively depicted in his “[[SesameStreet Ernie Shirt]].”
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: There are [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/List_of_Sonichu_characters tons]] of characters in this comic, all of which are either characters from different {{canon}}s, [[CaptainErsatz poor rip-offs]] of characters from different canons, or people from real-life who have the misfortune to find themselves in [=CWCville=].
* {{Lolicon}}: Zapina, who "[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Zapina just turned 14-years cute]],” wants to pose nude for women’s rights just like all the other female characters, but in a bizarre inversion of ThereShouldBeALaw can't because of those "dumb" laws. Bonus {{squick}} points for the "dumb laws" comment being made by one of the ''adult'' characters, not Zapina.
** Villain Jason Howell is portrayed as having a leashed 17-year-old girlfriend/slave with whom he does things "illegal in all 50 states."
* MacGuffin: The seven Sonichu Balls ([[IThoughtItMeant not what you’re thinking]], though Sonichu’s genitalia is examined in worrisome detail in issue #8), reminiscent of the [[DragonBall Dragonballs]] and [[SonicTheHedgehog Chaos Emeralds]]. Their full powers have yet to be explored, though it’s likely they’ll be used to bring Chris back from his [[PutOnABus bus trip]].
* AManIsNotAVirgin: Averted. As in RealLife, the comic version of Chris is fully committed to his “Love Quest”, and isn’t shy about declaring to the world that he is still a virgin. A [[UnstoppableRage Virgin With Rage]], to be precise.
* MarySuetopia: [=CWCville=], where all benefit from the wise and magnanimous rule of Christian Weston Chandler. “[[NoSmoking Tobacky]]” and alcohol are banned, though the mayor has recently abandoned his principles and gotten on the booze.
* [[ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything The Mayor Who Doesn’t Do Anything]]: Despite being [=CWCville=]’s mayor, Chris delegates his duties to assistant [[SexySecretary Allison]] [[HypercompetentSidekick Amber]], leaving him free to loiter around business as part of his Love Search or fight the forces of evil.
* MemeticMutation: How the comic and its creator became "famous" amongst the ImageBoard crowd, and, like a virus, has now spread to TVTropes.
* MisaimedFandom: The comics are aimed at kids and teenagers, yet contain gratuitous sex scenes and often center around Chris’ personal life and problems, things that kids don’t need to see and wouldn’t be interested in respectively. Beyond that, almost the entirety of his audience is made up of ImageBoard trolls, which is even sadder considering how frequently Chris tries to appeal to his "true and loyal fanbase", which pretty much doesn't even exist.
* MoralDissonance: As noted above, the Jerkops are made up, at least in part, of people under mind control. It is never implied that the heroes attempt to break this control or even that they feel remorse over having to pulverise innocents.
* MyGirlIsNotASlut: Pretty much averted with ''every single goddamn Rosechu in this comic.'' When they're not out shopping, they're either having sex or stripping "for women's rights." And dare I say a word about "Rage Against the Garbage?"
* {{Narm}}: "Well, after eating my eight daily [=McNuggets=], I'm ready to pull out my Attraction Sign and get a Boyfriend-Free Girl". ''Among so many, many others''.
** From episode 14 we have these two awesomely out-of-context lines: "My two balls!" and "I cannot be deprived of my balls." This troper just can't believe those are real lines...
* NarmCharm: Barely qualifies. Some parts contain enough [[RougeAnglesOfSatin typos]] and awful dialogue to evoke the awesomeness that is "HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences", but not enough to really make the comic enjoyable on its own.
* NamesTheSame: Crystal Weston Chandler the “dream sibling” of Chris, and Crystal Weston Chandler the divinely-ordained future daughter of Chris, as revealed by God and Jesus in his dreams. The trolls are having a field day with the Freudian implications of all this.
* NightmareFuel: The Giant Penis Comic, and the rest of Chris’ Rule 34 artwork.
* OffhandBackhand: Done by Chris to a Jerkop in [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_0/Page_38 Sub-Episode 1]].
* OffModel: The character designs are barely consistent. Case in point: a Jerkop that went from square to spherical ''within the same page''.
* OrwellianEditor: Chris has gone back to earlier comics and changed the names of characters based off of real life people. Mary Lee Walsh was given a new name and he denies that she was based on his college dean, but that the character was meant an evil clone of her...or something. Which was never mentioned at all in the originals, of course.
** In point of fact, his retcon was that the character in the comic is the "original" Mary Lee Walsh (and, in particular, the Dean of his college) who was replaced, ''in the real world'', by a good counterpart. Yes, rather than retconning just in the comic, he retcons real life.
*PainfulRhyme: "[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]" uses lance/radiance, and the more obvious tweet/''heartsweet''. Groan.
* PairTheSpares: When Layla and Punchy hook up, Reginald (who'd had a crush on Layla) and Angelica (who Punchy use to have a crush on) follow suit...after Reginald ''tells Angelica how he tried to sabotage Layla and Punchy hooking up and she decided he was justified in doing so.''
* PalsWithJesus: Both God and Jesus have appeared in-comic to congratulate Ivy on being Chris’ future mate. Since Ivy was a troll, this raises some [[GodIsEvil interesting theological questions]].
* PantyShot: Later episodes have a lot of shots of Rosechu's panties, one of which even got Chris banned from DeviantART the second time.
* ParodyRetcon: Chris believes that calling his comic a parody will allow him to make money off it. [[DidNotDoTheResearch Yeah]]. It's worth mentioning that pretty much all "fan" creations are true [[SatireParodyPastiche parodies/satires]].
* PoesLaw: Many optimists out there refuse to believe that Sonichu and its creator aren't just elaborate satires of fanfic culture, so-much-so that the [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Frequently_Asked_Questions CWCki specifically addresses the issue in its FAQ]].
* [[FurryConfusion Pokémon Confusion]]: Your average [=CWCville=] Pokémon has about a 50/50 chance of being either a regular Pokémon or a humanoid Poké-person with clothes and [[{{Squick}} breasts]].
* {{Plagiarism}}: Many (possibly all) of the jokes in Sonichu are lifted verbatim from ''FamilyGuy'', ''ExcelSaga'', ''MontyPython'' and various AdultSwim shows. Bonus [[EpicFail fail]] points for often reproducing them without the context that made them funny.
* PsychicPowers: Magi-Chan, complete with [[PstandardPsychicPstance Pstandard Psychic Pstances]].
* PunchClockVillain: IRL "Jerkops" are just doing their jobs, though in-universe they're explicitly evil and hate love, and especially despise virgins like Chris.
* PutOnABus: Metal Sonichu is still up on the moon, waiting for his comeback. Chances are, Chris has forgotten about him completely. Chris' dream sister, Crystal Weston Chandler was removed when she was trapped in the "dark mirror" by Mary Lee Walsh and Count Graduon. Christian himself was removed for a brief period of time after he was lost in the time void.
* RapeIsOkayWhenItsFemaleOnMale: Rosechu's heroic "face-rape" of Jason Kendrick Howell, a clear victory for the forces of good.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Interfere with Chris’ love quest or troll him hard enough, and you too could appear in an issue of ''Sonichu'' to be beat up by mutant hedgehogs.
* {{Retcon}}: Several. Chris changed the names of characters who are based on real people, because a troll posing as Shigeru Miyamoto tricked him into it. Chris have independently changed names and drawings he feared could be viewed as homosexual subtext, most noticeably a SplashPanel which has been entirely redrawn due to its original rainbow background. [=CWCki=] has a more in-depth list of retcons [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Retroactive_continuity_in_Sonichu here]].
* [[RuleThirtyFour Rule 34]]: Not only does the creator make 34 of his own characters (and people he knows from real life), but his "fans" are also more than willing to draw their own.
* SealedEvilInACan: Count Graduon, the oddly named evil spirit defeated long ago by the Cherokee and [[CriticalResearchFailure Wasabi]] tribes.
* SdrawkcabName: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc.
* SecretRelationship: Bubbles and Blake keep their relationship a secret because... well, it's never really stated.
* ScheduleSlip: Averted, since the comic doesn’t have much of a schedule to slip from. Updates can come any number of months apart, and it apparently took several years to finish the first issue after Sonichu’s inception. As of writing, however, Chris is trying to get his act together by updating the [=CWCipedia=] with daily comics (most likely after Kasey and her dad told him off about being such a slacker) and [[strike:hasn't missed a day yet, but it's only a matter of time before Chris slips]] is already starting to slip less than a week in.
** This is surprising, since it seems it's pretty much planned out (he's doing volume 9 but has a preview of 10 already), the guy has no life or job and the comic looks like shit.
* ShallowLoveInterest: Rosechu. She pretty much only exists to show that Sonichu is [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday STRAIGHT]].
**Ivy O'Neil in the comics can be considered this too. She's told by God and Jesus that her true love is to be Chris himself once he escapes from the mirror, and she accepts this without question or protest. She's pretty much not characterised at all, either.
* ShillingTheWesley: Chris in the comic. His hedgehogs have nothing but praise for him.
* ShockAndAwe: Sonichu, like most Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, is ostensibly a lightning user.
** Oddly, even though most of the characters are described as "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon", Sonichu is the only one who uses electric powers with any kind of regularity.
* ShoutOut: There are several intended shoutouts throughout the series, but they all come off as (or, using the titular character as a hint, are) [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Things_Chris_has_ripped_off ripoffs]].
* SickeninglySweethearts: Sonichu and Rosechu. To a lesser extent, the other couples count too.
* SissyVillain: Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc. Because he’s gay, after all.
* SoBadItsHorrible: ''MyImmortal'' has a sort of grandeur to it, since it has been carefully constructed to be as terrible as possible. ''This'' is no parody. This is a man's life - his failures, his neuroses, his fantasies, his warped worldview - proudly displayed for the world on paper and pixels. Reading ''Sonichu'' and learning about its author is nothing less than a descent into someone's personal hell, made all the more terrible for the fact that the author intends for the experience to ''entertain'' us. That we would ''purchase'' it. There is no joy, no fun in [=CWCville=], there is only layer upon layer of ''horror''.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: The comic eventually centers mostly on Chris and his troubles, at least until he gets PutOnABus. Unfortunately, Chris has made it clear that he’s getting out of that mirror next issue.
*{{Squick}}: Highlights of Issue #8 include detailed descriptions on how Sonichu sex works, the aforementioned Rosechu "photoshoot", and resident [[AntiHero anti-hero]] Black Sonichu unwittingly having sex with a hermaphroditic Rosechu. I wish I were making this up. Other issues include “face rape” and cameltoe crotchshots.
**One of the big sources of the squickiness comes from the fact that this ''looks'' like a kid-drawn comic — badly drawn figures, general lack of details — but then you notice that there are ''disturbing little details'' in the comic that the ''did'' manage to include. Sometimes you can't even notice them the first time you read the comic. As in "Oh my God…he's…he drew…that's a bloody ''codpiece'', that's what it is".
**Even more bonus {{squick}} points for the Rosechu photoshoot being traced from porn... [[spoiler:including [[FamilyGuy Meg Griffin ]] [[PerverseSexualLust porn]].]]
* StayInTheKitchen: Rosechu, strictly speaking, should be at least ''as'' powerful as Sonichu, but her life revolves around shopping (and spending too much money when she does it), giving gifts to Sonichu, and [[DistressedDamsel getting kidnapped]]. This is even her entire storyline in Chris's hypothetical Sonichu game.
* StrangledByTheRedString: Every single couple. The red string is even mentioned on one page.
* SurferDude: Jamsta Sonichu is ''supposed'' to fill this role (see note on TotallyRadical below). Comes off as a DumbassDJ instead.
* TakeThat: Chris inserts people he doesn't like (Mary Lee Walsh, "Jerkops", Jason Kendrick Howell, "Clyde Cash", etc.) into the comic so that he can beat up on them. Ironically, the villains end up being the only characters who are [[MisaimedFandom likable]]. That's really not saying much, but still.
* ThirtySuePileup: Christian Weston Chandler, Sonichu (an idealized Christian Weston Chandler), Rosechu (an AuthorAppeal MarySue), Mary Lee Walsh (a VillainSue), Naitsirhc (same), Reldnahc Ha-Taque (same), Reginald Sneasel (a backup Sue for Chris while he's in the [[PutOnABus time void]]), but especially, ''especially'', Chris-Chan Sonichu (a GodModeSue), as well as...
** PuritySue: Rosechu, Sailor Megtune, Christian Weston Chandler.
* TotallyRadical: The characters' use of slang is rather outdated for a comic that's supposed to take place in the noughties, and Chris seems to obtain most of his music knowledge from Guitar Hero. Would someone who was up on all his youth culture terminology name a character "Jamsta Sonichu"?
** Let's also not forget the "zap to the extreme" line, quoted on this very page.
* TransformationTrinket: The Sonichu Medallion allows Chris to transform into his super-powered fursona. Until the real-life medallion was destroyed by trolls. Then Chris {{retcon}}ned that it was actually his high school ring that gave him his powers, thus creating a new MacGuffin for his {{hatedom}}.
* UltimateEvil: Count Graduon.
* UnfortunateImplications: Chris's attitude towards black people seems a bit un-PC. He's also a raging homophobe, but there's nothing implicit about that.
** To say nothing of the fact that the Jerkops are all hypnotized "slow-minded/mentally handicapped adults" as mentioned in Sub-Episode 6. SoYeah.
** Crystal Weston Chandler, both of them. To quote the [=CWCki=]: “since [Chris’] notions of the perfect girlfriend, the perfect sister, and the perfect daughter so easily intersect, it is hard not to arrive at a conclusion involving incest.”
** Due to the rules Chris made up for Rosechu's reproductive organs, apparently she could only nurse her young while aroused.
* UnstoppableRage: When Jason Kendrick Howell throws a pickle at Rosechu, she snaps, [[{{Squick}} strips naked, and claws the shit out of his head while face-raping him.]] SoYeah.
* UnusualEuphemism: "China" and "Duck", [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/CWC-isms among others]].
* ViewersAreMorons: Unsupprising, as Chris thinks his IQ is around 350. Thus he feels the need to talk down to people who impersonate doctors, Nintendo Executives, and famous artists/inventors.
* WallBanger: The series is infamous for so many of these moments. Perhaps the greatest one is ''Dating Education''…yes, like sex ed, but with ''dating'' instead of sex, and the textbook ''is a book written by a 9-year-old.''
* WallOfText: Either the characters do lengthy explanations of what they're going to do, or offer lengthy rants after their non-victory.
* [[{{Ptitlerax1116nu5ji}} What Do You Mean, It's Not For Kids?]]: For a supposed kids' comic, it has a lot of sex in issue #8. These scenes were later taken out of the comic proper after a troll posing as ShigeruMiyamoto tricked him into doing so, but on the last place Chris hosted the comic they could still be seen on a secret section of the website.
* WeaksauceWeakness: Anything remotely phalic (in CWC's view, anyway) besides his own 'duck' makes Sonichu whimper, whine, and gag. Even pickles on a burger.
* TheWikiRule: [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/ CWCki]] is a wiki dedicated solely to listing every single mishap and flaw of Christian Weston Chandler, whereas [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia CWCipedia]] is Chris's own wiki, which he also uses to host his comic.
* WriterOnBoard: Although it's hard to tell what the personalities of most of the good guys are, since they [[{{FlatCharacter}} don't really have one]], it's awfully strange that they all have the same opinions on sex, homosexuality, and religion that Chris has, and do not mind sharing them when Chris is unable to.
* WriteWhoYouKnow: The author writes both RealLife friends (mostly his [[{{troll}} so-called "Sweethearts"]]) and enemies into the story.
*YourMileageMayVary: Many say this is [[SoBadItsGood So Bad It's Good]] due to the sheer patheticness. Others find it [[SoBadItsHorrible unbearable to read]]. You've been warned.

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But the ''Sonichu'' phenomenon cannot be contained by the comic itself. Because Christian Weston Chandler’s life is inextricably intertwined with the stories he writes and his interactions with his [[{{Hatedom}} fanbase]], just as many tropes can be applied to his not-so-private life as to his comic. ''Sonichu'' has also inspired a unique type of FanFic, the “trollfic” (not to be confused with a TrollFic), a normal fanfic with the characters' [[CharacterAlignment moral alignments]] usually flipped. Meanwhile the blogcasts and chat channels the author uses to communicate with people can be more interesting than the actual comic, and offer profound insights into the mind of Mr. Chandler.

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!!Tropes found in trollfics, trolling in general, chat logs, blogcasts, and RealLife include:
* AcceptableTargets - There is a [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=White_knight#Reasons_against_white_knighting list of reasons]] on [=CWCki=] to advise against White Knighting for Chris - for starters, he's homophobic, sexist, refuses to get counseling for autism, and, as a ''major'' selling point for trolls, he always gets over getting trolled, or is oblivious to his mocking.
* AdaptationDistillation: Vivian Gee’s [[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1 audiobooks]] are infinitely better than the actual comics. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bizxbwMqHfQ Chris's]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMk6TCPG3nA own]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axK8mpHgMVA audiobooks?]] ...Not so much.
** {{Angrish}}: Vivian’s commentary occasionally lapses into this as a result of the subject matter. “WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH [=ANYTlfkdsrtbdfgnvetndgnd=]”
** CatchPhrase: From Vivian’s commentary, “Look at that ____, god damn!” “oh god that face!” “HONOR ROLL MY ASS.”
** CrowningMusicOfAwesome: To make up for the lack of fun in the comics, Vivian amuses herself through her selections for the background music. Transformation sequences (even for males) are accompanied by the ''SailorMoon'' theme, infiltrations are set to pieces from ''MetalGearSolid'', Darkbind Sonichu’s {{leitmotif}} is apparently “[[ChronoTrigger Frog’s Theme]]”, and “Go Go PowerRangers” plays whenever the Chaotic Combo is fully assembled. There’s also fun {{soundtrack dissonance}}, such as the Spring Break episode opening with “[[OminousPipeOrgan The Day of Lavos]].”
** TheDanza: IRL-Jason Kendrick Howell voicing ''Sonichu''-Jason Kendrick Howell in his audiobook episode.
** LemonyNarrator: Dethchemist, the dulcet-toned narrator. Usually he just does a good job reading the dialogue, but when he does describe the action, he can be slyly snarky.
*** “…Wild replies, [[MaleGaze staring directly at her chest]].”
*** A character produces a handful of change from nowhere: “[[AssPull reaching deep into his anus]]…”
*** “…his [[RougeAnglesOfSatin Thun]] attack.”
*** “…an utterly emasculated Bionic…”
*** “’[[{{Hermaphrodite}} I am full of surprises]],’ she says, [[DontExplainTheJoke possibly referring to the male genitalia nestled within her body]].”
** MSTing: Vivian's audiobook presentations of the comics are littered with snarky commentary, which does a lot to make them bearable.
** {{Tsundere}} / FrenchJerk: Vivian has shades of this; she seems to appreciate having an audience, yet she realizes that this forces her to suffer through the comics. “Thanks for watching you fucking whores!”
* AirGuitar: Chris doesn't know how to play guitar. He is apparently decent at Guitar Hero, though, so he'll sometimes pretend to strum along to songs on his guitar. The problem? So far, aside from a song he played on Guitar Hero, ''none of the songs have had a guitar.'' There is something [[CrowningMomentOfFunny unfathomably hilarious]] about Chris clicking a game controller in pretend-tune to horns and synthesized piano.
* AnimatedAdaptation: ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', which is no longer on {{YouTube}}.
* ArtifactOfDoom: [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Relics_of_Fail The Relics of Fail]], a treasury of home-made... mementos.
* {{Baka}}: The [=CWCki=] uses the [[TouhouProject nineball]] as its bookmark symbol.
* BerserkButton: People "stealing" Sonichu is just about the only thing that makes Chris visibly angry. So naturally, that's what most of the best trolling revolves around.
** Also, being called a homo occasionally results in him [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday yelling that he is STRAIGHT]].
** Chris also went completely ballistic several times when Liquid Chris managed to start getting trolls to call him Ian Brandon Anderson.
** Being called fat also makes Chris snap. He's actually not ''that'' heavy, but he's in intense denial that he's overweight at all.
* {{Bishonen}}: In real life, Liquid Chris is boyishly handsome, if a bit geeky-looking (though the costume probably has something to do with that), but he tends to get this treatment in fanart.
* BrutalHonesty: Chris simply doesn’t seem to possess a sense of shame, and is perfectly willing to upload nudes of himself, sex tapes, or reveal nausea-inducing personal information. “Honest” for Chris seems to be “tell everyone you meet about your sex life (or lack of it) and any disgusting biological conditions.”
* ButtMonkey: A definite RealLife example, Chandler is the entire internet's punching bag. Everyone mocks him, no one defends him, and on a few occasions, people who've tried to help him got so fed up with his self-centered, obstinate personality that they gave it up and [[YouAreTheDemons became trolls themselves.]]
* CaughtWithYourPantsDown: The aptly-named video "Bob Walks In." No wonder he wants to cut down the internet.
* ChooseYourOwnAdventure: "[[http://cwccyoa.110mb.com/stories.htm Choose Your Own Adventure, At Your Own Pace]]", two [=CYOAs=] with Christian as the main character. One scenario, "Christian Weston Chandler in Lost in Wal-Mart" has him... [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin get lost in Wal-Mart]], while the other, "Christian Weston Chandler in Gay Date Rape Forever", has him accidentally go to a GayBar.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint: In his "Message to the Future" he encourages everyone to stay straight because "everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey." The statement "everything else is vice" was part of a larger statement in which Kinsey was saying that this was what society says and that it was not a particularly effective deterrent.
** In the phone call to Kacey's dad, Chris complained about how hard it was to pull weeds.
---> '''Kacey's dad:''' "My ''grandma'' pulled weeds. My grandma had ''arthritis'' and pulled weeds."
---> '''Chris:''' "I'm sorry your grandma had arthritis."
* CreateYourOwnVillain: Chris has managed to do this a couple of times. [=CChanSonichuCWC=] just started out doing impersonations of Chris for fun. It was after Chris first angrily told him to stop doing it that he became Liquid Chris and started using his impersonations as a way of trolling him. Ivy originally just wanted a shout-out in a video, but after Chris begged her to be his sweetheart, she just ran with it.
* CreatorBreakdown: Frequently occurs whenever the trolls get the better of Chris, resulting in "stress" (which he conveniently blames for everything that can't be excused away with his autism).
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: We need one of these too:
** I'd like to nominate the Father Call.
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: So many, but YourMileageMayVary:
** Ickeriss66 and the destruction of the first medallion.
** The Jew In The Pickle Suit coming to rescue a girl that they'd set up to date Chris.
** The Ivy Saga, up until the ThirtyXanatosPileup forced trolls to abort. This came complete with Chris leaving a message on his ED page claiming that he knew Ivy was fake due to police investigation. Two months later, he's dedicated a video to the memory of Ivy, who he now thinks killed herself due to his lack of faith.
** Possibly the same trolls getting Chris on the booze.
** Clyde Cash (one of the main trolls behind everything funny that has happened to Chris) got Chris to dress normally, act somewhat normal, and generally not act like himself at all, editing parts of the video to sound like Chris was faking his iconic nasal, high-pitched tone. It ends with Chris mocking famous trolls, saying he's not autistic, and works to support his parents. Many trolls [[OhCrap shat bricks]], until they realized [[FridgeLogic Chris would have had to go to ridiculous lengths to fake what he's known for]]. Even the most dedicated of trolls wouldn't have started a seven year deception.
***Chris then made it quite clear by then making a video claiming ''he'' had trolled everyone. This revelation of sorts would then lead to the Liquid Chris Saga, arguably a series of [=CMoF=], whereby [[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC a guy]] on {{YouTube}} posted videos of himself posing as Chris. They were amusing (and disturbingly accurate) on their own, but how Solid Chris [[UnstoppableRage reacted]] to him made it even funnier. He even got his own CrowningMomentOfAwesome when he [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6t63XMQfg0 played “More Than A Feeling” on guitar]] after the real Chris posted a video of himself playing the song on GuitarHero.
**The events with the impersonator culminated in Chris-chan challenging him to a ''singing contest'' in order to prove his identity as the real Chris. Yes, you did read that correctly. What makes this particularly funny is that, while the impersonator had a relatively decent voice, Chris is pretty much flat-out terrible.
*** Liquid Chris won the contest fair and square; ''one of the real Chris's appointed judges voted for the impostor''. The impostor declared himself the winner (and therefore the real Christan Weston Chandler) and excused himself from YouTube to allow himself to prepare for the future. The videos and phone calls following this are unbelievable.
*** Real Chris then backpedalled and claimed the contest was never to prove who was the true CWC, despite the fact that he said it was when he started the whole thing.
* DarkerAndEdgier: Some fics put the series in a darker prospective, [[http://sonichufinale.canalblog.com/ Sonichu Finale]] in particular. More recent examples are [[http://sonichu.the-comic.org/ Sonichu Is Dead]] and [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Fan:The_Death_of_Sonichu the fic it's based on]].
* DeadBabyComedy: Chris attempted this by comparing Clyde Cash's imminent downfall to ''the freaking World Trade Center attacks''. Needless to say, it failed. [[InternetBacklash Horribly]].
* DethroningMomentOfSuck: [=ShecameforCWC.JPG=] involved Chris raping a gal-pal on paper. Then came the nude photos. Then the tape of him with his blow-up doll.
** "[[NauseaFuel I recycle my own semen]]."
* DidNotDoTheResearch: A Girl who Brought Down the World accurately portrays Chris as the homophobe he is. However, he is equally fearful of lesbians and homosexual men, despite it being common knowledge that IRL Chris respects the gay population-the female half, to be precise.
** At time the fic was written he liked lesbians, but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbx8CBbUsnU that might not be the case anymore]] (1:01-ish, if you don't want to expose yourself to too much ear rape).
** Also, Chris has no idea how copyright works; he seems to think that a character is automatically copyrighted the minute you create him, and that mashing together two existing properties makes something legally original.
* DiggingYourselfDeeper: Much of what is known about Chris was not gained through hidden cameras or in-depth investigating, but volunteered by the man himself in what is suspected to be an attempt to get the trolling to stop. In other cases, Chris will casually mention in a chat session something that most reasonable people would keep to themselves. For example: Clyde Cash brought up pictures of Chris wearing his mother’s undergarments, and Chris responded by revealing his severe incontinence. Strangely, Chris doesn’t seem at all embarrassed by this, and only gets upset after direct insults.
* DracoInLeatherPants: Mary Lee Walsh is portrayed in trollfics as a beautiful, benevolent woman intent on destroying the WretchedHive / PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny that is [=CWCville=]. The real Mrs. Walsh isn't particularly glamorous, but she seems to be a pretty good college dean.
* DreamingOfThingsToCome: According to Chris, "it was fortold [sic] unto me in multiple dreams" that he would one day be the father of Crystal Weston Chandler, lending divine credence to his Love Quest.
*DrivenToSuicide: The trolls use this card quite a bit. First off, Ryan Cash's [[strike: fake]] suicide over Chris threatening to stop making comics was Clyde Cash's motivation for becoming head of [[AncientConspiracy The Miscreants]] and trolling Chris. After months of trolling did little to affect his target, Clyde followed in his little brother's footsteps and [[strike: pretended to have]] shot himself in the head. [[hottip:*:Really, one of the other trolls, Ching Chong, thought that Clyde had [[CharacterDerailment derailed]] his persona somewhat when he started claiming that he really wanted to help Chris and suggested that Clyde killing himself would be the best course of action.]] After ''that'', Chris would later hear that Ivy had killed herself after he broke up with her when he found out she wasn't real. The comics are also the leading cause of suicide in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKxKg4c_J4c plush hamsters]].
* {{Egopolis}}: In troll fics, [=CWCville=] is often presented as one of the authoritarian style.
* EnsembleDarkhorse: Bob Chandler (Christian's geriatric father) is amazingly popular with trolls, despite arguably being ''worse'' than Chris.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Bluespike managed to force some trolls-the same trolls that had tricked Chris into taking pictures of [[spoiler:himself in his mother's underwear]]-to feel sorry for the manchild about forty minutes into his hour long confrontation.
** Vivian’s commentary for the end of issue #6 just kinda trails off, since there’s nothing particularly funny about someone missing a beloved pet.
** Not to mention the troll backlash that came from the "[[DudeNotFunny Twin Falling Towers]]" video.
** And of course, see the DavidGonterman quote above.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim[=/=]StupidSexyFlanders: If the comments on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SKLGsJC6R0 this video]] are any indication, ''Kacey's dad'' (or at least his voice) fits these. To quote one [=YouTuber=]: "I'm a perfectly straight man and I must say that Matthew's voice is hot."
* EvilCounterpart: Liquid Chris... is arguably the ''good'' counterpart.
* EvilVersusEvil: On the one hand you've got an absolutely vile person who's a racist, a homophobe & a borderline sociopath among other evils, but let's face it, his opponents aren't really much better than a gaggle of schoolyard bullies. Whoever wins, human decency loses.
** Even Guru Larry is on the trolls' side. It's really hard to root for anyone at this point.
* FrivolousLawsuit: He's now threatening to sue Liquid Chris and [=ViviG=] for "selling" Sonichu merchandise. Said threats not exactly [[IneffectualDeathThreats effectual]].
* TheFundamentalist: Chris is quick to condemn homosexuals to the fires of hell, but like many fundamentalists is blind to his own transgressions in the eyes of God – he draws pornography, threatens to murder people, has made getting laid the focus of his existence, and wears an idol around his neck almost all the time. The [=CWCki=] offers a [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Chris_and_religion fascinating study]] of his religious beliefs.
---> "''I PRAY TO GOD AND JESUS TO KILL JASON KENDRICK HOWELL!''"
* {{Gaslighting}}: Liquid Chris. It counts because the target, albeit already mentally defective, became ''[[BeyondTheImpossible more]]'' mentally defective.
* GlassesPull: While not always having to do with trolls, Chris dramatically takes off his glasses in his YouTube videos whenever he wants to make a point. This results in him occasionally putting them back on only to dramatically whip them off again.
* GuiltyPleasure: The life of Chris himself. Mostly schadenfreude.
* HappyPlace: [=CWCville=], to a large extent. It seems strange that Mr. Chandler would put his mortal enemies in there with him, but this at least makes it possible for him to defeat them. To outside observers, on the other hand, [=CWCville=] is strongly reminiscent of SilentHill, a place of mutated monsters that fight and rut for their creator’s amusement
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: ''All the friggin time!'' Even Sonichu started doing it in episode 20.
* [[HeyItsThatGuy Hey, It's That Guy!]]: Guru Larry from ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, formerly a part of [=ScrewAttack=] as [=ScrewAttack=] Europe, is in the trolling scene and has even [[http://www.youtube.com/user/ScrewAttackEurope interviewed Chris]].
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: It's quite easy to send ''Sonichu'' into this territory, and the [[DarkerAndEdgier darker]] fanfics easily qualify. One that comes to mind is [[http://vivig.deviantart.com/art/Girl-Brought-Down-World-CH1-5-102863247 A Girl who Brought Down the World]], which is based more upon the author himself than the actual series. Told from the view of a young girl (at least at first), this NaNoWriMo project shows what just might happen should anyone as insane as Chris get into power. It's... [[ParanoiaFuel worrisome]].
** The fanfic "[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Fan:Chris_Gets_Laid Chris Gets Laid]]." ''Especially'' the beginning. The whole thing is filled to the brim with HighOctaneNightmareFuel, but how it starts is just... ''[[{{Squick}} oh god]]''.
*** Recommended listening during the reading session is, of course, entries from the ''SilentHill'' soundtrack. "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkvJY-YfELs Betrayal]]" works well for the climax.
**[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQ97s_c2JLA This]] trollvid. Look at the picture of Chris closely and you'll notice that [[spoiler:he's slowly aging]].
** Vivian’s video “[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTTe-1wpYfI please…why…please…why…why…]]”, an [[MindRape intensely disturbing]] theory about what’s going on in Chris’ head concerning the Megan Saga.
*** Not to mention "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjzm4MtkRbw Halloween 09 is cancelled :(]]." Short but HORRIFYING.
** One must wonder what the trolls posing as Chris's sweethearts must deal with. While his displays of affection are creepy enough, imagine being the one actually ''receiving'' them. His declarations of love seem to get crazier over time too: compare [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFZGe_qYct4 this video for Julie]] to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPX7zS23n0U this one for Ivy]] (well, for her pet crabs, but besides), for example. And that's not including his newer videos aimed at Kacey...
*IneffectualDeathThreats: Again, all the freaking time!
** "I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!!"
** '''"DIE, YOU!"'''
** "I'll '''SSSTRANGLE''' that Clyde Cash!"
** One of the most unsettling examples is him apparently threatening to kill Youtube user vivitheg and her family. Why? She made audiobooks of the comics, with annotations that mock the various plotholes, inconsistencies and so on. Chris only really noticed them when she announced that [=DVDs=] of the audiobooks would be released, and that's when he started raging over her trying to make money off of ''Sonichu''. This was then followed up with Vivian leaking an e-mail he sent to her, in which he wished for her to die of a "goddamn heart attack". It's no wonder some people think Chris has anger management issues.
*** "[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Chris_and_anger Think]]?"
* InternetBackdraft: A troll convinced a thirteen-year-old kid to fake being a woman and call Chris. Chris, like with many other "Gal-Pals", got an obsession with "her", and the events that followed lead to phone sex and a leaked sex video (don't worry — it's Chris and his blow-up doll pretending the doll to be the kid, when he didn't learn of the gender). When some of the trolls found out about the age, there was a huge troll backdraft... and it was on ED of all places.
* InternetToughGuy: He has threatened people with {{Frivolous Lawsuit}}s and Curse-ye-mehas because they mocked him or plagiarized his work. [[spoiler:It doesn't work if the work is derived from another Intellectual Property.]]
* ItGotWorse: Initially, /v/ only knew two things about Chris. He made a horrible fancomic, and he stalked girls at the mall. Now the trolling has a separate board dedicated to trolling Chris and an entire wiki documenting his life. This happened in the space of a few years.
** Also, Chrissy's life in general.
* {{Kayfabe}}: For example, BillyMays from PVCC is [[strike:not]] dead and was replaced by Anthony Sullivan, and Ryan and Clyde Cash did [[strike:not]] kill themselves.
* LawfulStupid: Chrissy's definition of being "True" seems to mean "Believe anything the girl you are talking to says".
* LegacyCharacter: Many trolls adopt the persona of the Man in the Pickle Suit, a shadowy and nefarious figure that Chris believes masterminds the trolling efforts.
* LogicBomb: At one point during “A Girl who Brought Down the World,” the AuthorAvatar must stop Chris from having sex with her. She does this by telling him that he can have sex with her, but only if it's a threesome with another man. Cue Chris leaving the room in confusion.
* LoveAtFirstSight: Basically every single couple in the comic, while Chandler himself is a big proponent of this as well, falling in love with pretty much any female he has extended contact with, and on one occasion actually ''proposing'' to a woman he had never actually met. He seems to think he'll marry the first woman he has a successful date with.
*LoveMakesYouCrazy: On the silly end of the spectrum is Chris making videos for his girlfriend’s pet hermit crabs and hopping around like the Easter bunny. On the scary end of the spectrum are videos like [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBUzZowEt1E For My Sweetest Ivy]].
* MeaningfulRename: In 1989, after "the bear," a performer in a bear costume playing in a band at the local mall, confused Christopher's name for Christian, the young Mr. Chandler took it as a sign from God to change his first name to Christian.
* MemeticMolester: Chris. Especially regarding poor Megan.
**The Megan fiasco is actually quite unsettling when you find out more about it; from the e-mails she sent him telling him to stop touching her, to his attempt to take her to a hotel in an apparent bid to have sex with her.
** The scariest part of the whole thing is that Chris claimed that if he ''hadn’t '' drawn porn of his best friend, he “[[NearRapeExperience might actually have done something really dumb and stupid]].” [[MoralEventHorizon Jesus. Christ]].
* MemeticMutation
** "Get away from the Internet! I'm cuttin' it down, right now!" Bob Chandler, Internet Lumberjack.
*** From the same Saga: [[{{Squick}} "Julay! JULAAAY!"]] (Though that one's become an OverusedRunningGag by now.)
** [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Oversized_Drinking_Straw_of_Fail The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]].
** And who can forget [[PsychopathicManchild "I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!"]] (and no, the "I" isn't a typo)
* MinorInjuryOverreaction: Count Graduon, the head honcho villain of the comics, is named for Chris's graduation, at which he cried because he didn't get an award for his art "skills". Most villains based on real people are demonized versions of those who were upholding the law against public solicitation of sex and gave him the appropriate punishment.
* MissionFromGod: Chris ''will'' get laid. Not to prove his heterosexuality. Not because that's what he thinks being an adult is all about. No, he will get laid so that he may father Crystal Weston Chandler, because [=GodJesus=] ''commands'' it.
* MoneyDearBoy: Chris, after wishing death on her several times, made Audiobook director Vivitheg a peace offering via email, apologising for his rash attitude. He then asked that he be paid for 25% of any profits made from anything related to the Audiobooks. Smooth, Chris.
* MoodWhiplash: Regular viewers of his online hijinks alternate between sympathy for Chris on the one hand and angry impatience with his conceited idiocy/occasional expressions of prejudice on the other. Just about every comments section for his videos has several people remarking that they "remember why" they don't always feel sorry for him.
* MoralEventHorizon: Bluespike, though there is some debate as to whether it was making Chris destroy his medal and put the remains where the sun doesn't shine or yelling at him to burn down his house.
** There's also Bluespike being a thirteen-year-old and having phone sex with Chris. This enraged a great deal of Chris trolls.
** Chris himself has done a couple of things that could be considered [=MEH=]s, such as the creation of [=ShecameforCWC.JPG=] or his reaction to Panda's supposed rape (or really, ''anything'' involving Chris and rape, as he has a rather... [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Chris_and_sex#Chris_and_rape skewed]] opinion on the subject). If not those two, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCDjrjr3b7M his recent mocking of 9/11]] certainly counts. [[EvenEvilHasStandards It even pissed off the trolls!]]
*** Don't worry, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNDfdFCHU2U he apologized]]... and reused the Twin Towers picture... as candles on a cake... aflame... which he snuffs out.
** He spent half a year mourning the death of his dog. It is known that he broke down in tears over it half a year after the event transpired. Panda, on the other hand? Twelve hours later he was cybering with Julie.
** And speaking of Bluespike, during the conversation he clearly cared more for his PSN than he did "Julie."
* NamesTheSame: Whoever Ian Brandon Anderson ''really'' is, he's probably not the frontman for Jethro Tull.
* NauseaFuel: “Recycling.” Why ''why WHY'' would you film yourself... [[WaterfallPuke ugh]]...
* PaperThinDisguise: Liquid Chris. The scary part is that Chris thinks people are actually falling for it.
**Chris himself apparently tried this in a series of phonecalls to Liquid's girlfriend, impersonating Liquid. [[BluffTheImpostor It didn't work]], but [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Kacey_Phone_Call Kacey humored him and played along]].
***The best part is that both Chris and Kacey forget that Chris is supposed to be impersonating Liquid. Chris doesn't catch on.
**Chris once also attempted to infiltrate an IRC conversation between major trolls. With the nickname of "[=SonichuClone=]". While claiming to be a thirty year old troll named Bill Riley. Using ''[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:BillRiley.jpg this]]'' as his picture.
* ParanoiaFuel: [[TroperDemographics Many of us]] love videogames and cartoons (Japanese and otherwise) that are [[PeripheryDemographic probably intended for people younger than ourselves]]. Many of us have had romantic difficulties in past. Some of us may write our own webcomics, or other TroperWorks. And many of us are ''terrified'' of being [[NotSoDifferent like Chris]], the ultimate otaku, a terrifying mirror held up to anime, manga, and video game fandom.
** It's even worse for people with some form of Autistic Spectrum Disorder. This Troper has Asperger's, and after reading this page is close to swearing off any attempts at writing or romance.
** Another frightening thought: if anything we produce, either in real life or online, becomes such an object of derision as to inspire entire wikis devoted to our failures.
** Furthermore, if you were Yuji Naka or Satoshi Tajiri and learned how badly some guy got messed up over ''your'' creative works.
* PeoplesRepublicOfTyranny: The True and Honest Lovers' City of [=CWCville=], named “in a way similar to the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.” A place where Chris’ initials are plastered everywhere out of "love,” a non-elected “mayor” makes dictatorial decrees, the autocrat's secretary has to do all actual administrative duties while the head of government runs around chasing tail, what sparse buildings dot the landscape are run-down and lopsided, and the only relief in sight is a guerilla movement headed by the dean of the town college.
* PetTheDog: One of the trolls, Vivian, sent Chris's dad a present for his 82nd birthday.
* ThePollyanna: Chris is regularly harassed and humiliated, but rest assured he'll be back on Youtube beaming about his latest endeavour in no time.
* PopStation: Chris's version of Vivi Gee and Dethchemist's Sonichu audiobook.
* PsychopathicManchild: Chris. He easily fits the “manchild” part, and may qualify as a psychopath as well.
* TheRainman: Unfortunately averted. Chris’ autism has unfairly brought him no benefits at all.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Pretty much all of them. Basically anything that ''[=CChanSonichuCWC=]'' ('the impersonator', 'Brown Chris', 'Liquid Chris') posts.
** There has been at least one time Chris has delivered a very effective TheReasonYouSuckSpeech ... to himself.
***Kacey's father gave Chris what is essentially a 2 hour long version of this in a phonecall.
* TheRemake: The {{deviantART}} member [[http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/ gabmonteiro9389]] is [[http://gabmonteiro9389.deviantart.com/art/Sonichu-Remake-Issue-0-Cover-117025346 redoing]] ''Sonichu'' and giving it [[SoCoolItsAwesome awesome]] art. The crap story is still there, but at least the eyesore isn't.
* TheRival: Liquid Chris; a literal rival in the singing contest. In his videos, Liquid shows himself as a sort of GodModeSue {{Doppelganger}} to Chris, copying his mannerisms and (claimed) skills. Liquid claims to have grown up and taken his creation ''Sonichu'' to future success in the video game and comic industry, much to the chagrin of regular Chris.
* SadisticChoice: Bluespike/Julie/Max is a master at this.
* SecretTestOfCharacter: Both Clyde and Bluespike used these on Chris. He failed all of them.
**Clyde worked with [=PandaHalo=] to claim she was raped and pregnant with his child. Chris treated the rape like it was an affair and agreed to give the hypothetical child to Clyde the moment he offered to do so. Later, Panda made use of the Australian Brushfires to fake her death. Chris moved on to Julie in less than twelve hours.
**Speaking of Julie, during his hostage negotiations with Bluespike, he caught on to the secret test (He had to pick Julie or his PSN account)and picked Julie, expecting that he'd pass the test and get the PSN back for making the right choice, revealing that Chris sees women on the same level of overpriced gaming consoles.
* SelfDeprecatingHumor: In a FAQ, the [=CWCki=] wonders “who really has no life here: Chris, [[TakeThatUs or the people who obsessively document and debate everything he does]]?”
* SelfInflictedHell: Chris is basically strangling himself with his internet connection.
* SelfFanService: Mary Lee Walsh went from being an old, fugly hag in {{canon}} to being a beautiful lady in trollfics.
** [[JustifiedTrope Justified]] in that, her being Chris's rival, the ImageBoards are obviously going to prefer a more flattering design.
** Also justified as a result of MemeticMutation. Chris's art style is so crude that at first most people couldn't tell she was supposed to have gray hair, the only real visual indication of her age in the comic. Early "fan" artists assumed she was younger and had blond hair instead of a yellow helmet. The design just stuck afterward.
* {{Shoutout}}: ''MetalGearSolid'' is very popular with CWC trolls, which can be seen in their antics and parodies; shoutouts to the series are so rampant that it warrants its [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Metal_Gear_Solid own page]] on the [=CWCki=]. To a lesser extent, {{Earthbound}} references (especially of [[NightmareFuel Giygas]]) are also common, though mostly only in {{fanvid}}s.
* TheSlacker: At the advice of his father, Chris has declined to seek a job, and instead subsists on his “monthly tugboat,” $800 of Social Security funding. Records show that American taxpayers’ money have bought Chris a PS3 and [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown literally gone up his ass]]. He’d fit the trope perfectly were it not for his puritanical views on drugs (although his recent exposure to drinking may change this).
* SmallNameBigEgo: Despite there being at most ONE ''Sonichu'' fan, Chris has confused the people watching him out of horror for a devoted fanbase, and still entertains dreams of ''Sonichu'' video games and merchandise. During the [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Miyamoto_saga Miyamoto Saga]], Chris believed that the big man of {{Nintendo}} himself wanted to meet with him, and even made a slideshow presentation about a proposed Sonichu game (which turned out to be mostly about Chris and his creations), in which he claimed professional-level drawing skills.
** Even worse, he was certain that Miyamoto would be more honored to meet ''him''.
** Chris's madness has been growing to the point where he seems convinced he can ''curse people,'' and has been falling back on "my Love Quest is a divine mandate!" more and more. Be afraid.
** Most of Chris's narcissism seems to stem from the few contests he has won during his lifetime, one being a raffle he entered as a child for $1000 worth of Sega games and won by sheer, dumb luck, and another being a [=GameStop=] ''GuitarHero'' contest he won after his FanHaters voted for him in droves, which lead him to believe that his work had a sizeable fanbase. Ever since then, Chris has been obsessed with success (he threw a massive hissy fit when his high school neglected to reward him for his art skills, and another when he lost a ''{{Parappa The Rapper}}''-themed contest and accused the winner of cheating), and frequently appeals to his "True and Loyal fanbase" for help against the trolls.
** It's recently gotten worse: Apparently, Christian has recently [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu_Certificate copyrighted the name Sonichu]] with absolutely no thought of the repurcussions he could suffer if Nintendo and/or Sega discover his completely unoriginal character. Big Ego indeed.
* SockPuppet: What Chris tends to do to convince himself and the internet at large that he has a fanbase that doesn't consist entirely of trolls - one such instance being a ParappaTheRapper themed contest where he posted comments about his own videos to hype himself up.
* SplitPersonality: In an August 30th web address, Christian stunned observers by holding a conversation between himself and “Christopher,” a la [[TheLordOfTheRings Smeagol and Gollum]]. This has been [[SplitPersonalityTakeover incorporated]] into a number of trollfics.
* {{Squick}}: There’s pictures out there of the author wearing his mother’s underwear or diapers, and these are the ''good'' pics because at least he’s wearing ''something''.
* StalkerShrine: The worrying [[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Megan_Shrine Megan Shrine]].
* StalkerWithACrush: When he’s looking for a girlfriend, Chris camps out “attraction locations” and scares the bejeesus out of store customers or library patrons. When he ''has'' a [[{{Troll}} girlfriend,]] Chris scares the bejeesus out of observers with his displays of devotion and obsession over them.
* StoryArc: The [=CWCki=] has divided Chris’ recent history into “[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Saga sagas]]” based upon who he was angriest with/infatuated with at the time.
* StylisticSuck: Liquid Chris's paper medallion and incredibly half-assed fake fatness (the latter dispensed with altogether after the first few videos). These features only served to wrankle Real Chris further, who didn't take the cue that this was not a sincere attempt at impersonation.
* TakeThat: "A Girl who Brought Down the World" has all the appearing trolls portrayed as a bunch of insane anarchists, who only want to see the world burn at the hands of Chris because they believe it to be funny.
** Hey, it was a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny CMoF]] when Chris attempted to [[NukeEm improve diplomatic relations]].
* [[FourthDateMarriage Third Date Nookie]]: Chris has an unshakable belief that if you can make it to the third date, sex is automatic. This pops up in the comics as well.
** Actually, he views sex as a payment that must happen by the third date at the latest. He's on record as claiming that he'd do it on the second date if the girl was ok with it.
* TooSpicyForYogSothoth: The #tropers {{MST}} channel's attempt to take on the comic led to several contributors taking a break from MSTing and the MSTing system being completely revamped. This is the same channel that ''laughed'' at ''TheEasyBreather''.
* [[FanNickname Troll Nickname]]: [[MetalGear Liquid Chris and Solid Chris]]. Also "[[{{Pokemon}} Snorlax]]" and "The Internet Lumberjack" for Barb and Bob.
* TrashOfTheTitans: A video tour of Chris’ house revealed room after room almost completely filled with heaps of junk. Cue troll attempts to get the Greene County Health Department to condemn his home.
* UnreliableNarrator: Chris's stories about how he got kicked out of various locales tend to differ significantly from third-party reports.
** Though when pressed, Chris will reveal the truth.
* WhatAnIdiot: During the Julie Saga, Chris was convinced that [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molvan%C3%AEa Molvanîa]] was a real country because Julie said so. He may also think that the world will end in 2012.
* WikiWalk: While researching ''Sonichu'' and the life of its creator, you just get pulled deeper and deeper by those potholes and links, learning more than you ever wanted to know about this person.
* TheWoobie: [[http://www.colesmithey.com/ Cole Smithey]], Chris's half brother (they share the same mother). He was routinely abused by his mother and her stepfather growing up, has been visited by her ''once'' since Chris was born, and his mother has lied about and refuses to disclose his biological father's identity. Surprisingly, Cole is a successful film critic who plays guitar in a jazz band and is happily married - the ''exact'' opposite of Chris.
** One also can't help but feel sorry for the other innocent bystanders who are being plastered across the internet as a result of Chris’ antics.
** Chris… well, it’s hard to think of anyone who deserves what the trolls have put him through. But on the other hand, the more you learn about him, [[SubvertedTrope the harder it is to sympathize]].
*** Considering how much of it Chris brings on himself, and what a horrednously screwed-up and prejudice person he is, this is more him being the victim of DisproportionateRetribution than a genuine [[TheWoobie Woobie]]. Although as trolling goes up, so does his mental instability...
* WretchedHive: Some interpretations of [=CWCville=].
* WritersCannotDoMaths: "With the infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor, I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences." There aren't enough men in the world for that percentage to be accurate to that many significant figures.
** "[That's why they call it the {{Xbox 360}}; you take one look, turn 360° and walk away]...very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, whatever the half of 360° is."
* XanatosSucker: Chris meets a girl on the internet. She asks for a password/damaging photos/a prized possession. A white knight, citing past examples, speculates that the girl’s a troll, but Chris [[WhatAnIdiot refuses to listen]]. Later, the girl turns out – surprise! - to be a troll. Chris meets another girl on the internet. She asks for...
* YouFailBiologyForever: [[{{Squick}} Recycling]].
* YouFailSexEdForever: For the sake of your sanity, {{take our word for it}}.
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