RedShoe: For what it's worth [[http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000ASGVGO/102-2823227-0803336?n=284507 toaster that makes sausage]]

{{Vulpy}}: Who came up with the sausage-making-toaster? That's MadeOfWin, right there.

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{{Semiapies}}: I distinctly remember one episode where the Doctor gets the chameleon function to work, which turns the TARDIS into...a pipe organ.

{{Robert}}: Only on the outside, which is exactly what the chameleon circuit is designed to do. The PhlebotinumBreakdown happened before the show's first episode - when the Tardis got stuck as a police box.

{{Uhl}}:Pipe organ? I thought it was a fountain of some sort. (Original series)

PaulA: Definitely a (small) pipe organ - the Doctor even plays a tune on it. Unless you're thinking of a different episode, but I don't recall any occasion where a TARDIS appears as a fountain.

{{Ununnilium}}: Didn't the Master's TARDIS appear as a fountain once? Some kind of Roman architecture, anyway.

PaulA: It showed up as a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Column column]] several times, but I don't remember it ever being a fountain.

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{{Darmok}}: Removed "exploded nearly destroying the planet" from the Stargate list. While this did happen, it was a deliberate attack by the (then) current Big Bad, and not an example of PhlebotinumBreakdown.

{{Tonkarz}}: Also on Stargate, Teal'c wasn't technically trapped in a wormhole, he was trapped as information stored in the Gate's receiving circuits. The distinction is only semantic technobabble, so I won't alter the main article.