{{Cassius335}}: Hmm. Spike from {{Buffy}}? Took his time doing it, but still...
Skazka: Most toastershipping out there? Though to be fair, there's more setting people on fire and driving people insane with their own fear gas in that pairing then there is outright punching. Good thing. Cillian Murphy, though only about three inches shorter than Christian Bale, is practically *always* portrayed as being the teeny-tiny uke.
Would FLCL work?