->''This girl walks into a bar and orders a Double Entendre. So the Bartender gives 'er one!''

->"If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
-->-- '''BennyHill''', '''[[MarxBrothers Groucho Marx]]''', '''[[MontyPythonsFlyingCircus John Cleese]]''', '''[[EightBitTheater Black Mage]]''', and many others

->"I'd like to double '''her''' entendre!"
-->-- '''[[AnythingThatMoves The Todd]]''', ''{{Scrubs}}''

->"That's what '''she''' said!"
-->- ''[[StockPhrases Various]]''

One of the fundamental types of verbal gag in comedic television, especially the SitCom.

A DoubleEntendre is a word or phrase which can be taken at least two different ways. Archetypically, one meaning is obvious, literal, and innocent. The other is usually sexual.

The Double Entendre's popularity in comedy stems from the fact that if you don't get it, you won't realize something dirty just happened. As a result, clever use of a DoubleEntendre can [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar keep a show "family-friendly"]] by allowing children to appreciate the joke on one (non-sexual) level [[ParentalBonus while adults enjoy it on another level]].

On the other hand, if the Double Entendre fails to be funny on the obvious level, it can result in a show which is "safe" for broadcast in family time slots but which younger viewers do not enjoy.

British comedy is especially fond of the device, especially when the joke "works" on both levels.

When the viewer is specifically led toward the sexual meaning until TheReveal, this is an InnocentInnuendo. When the non-sexual meaning is perfectly clear but the innuendos continue, it's DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything. When the non-sexual meaning doesn't make any sense, this can constitute an UnusualEuphemism. When the sexual meaning has been lost due to language change, it's GetTheeToANunnery.

Sometimes coupled with a IfYouKnowWhatIMean. See also GettingCrapPastTheRadar.

The DoubleEntendre predates television, of course. Shakespeare was very fond of [[GetTheeToANunnery this device]] as well. "Hamlet: Do you think I meant CountryMatters? What, shall I lie my head upon your lap?"

If someone makes a DoubleEntendre, but the recipient fails to see it as anything other than a literal statement, it becomes EntendreFailure. If someone makes a perfectly innocent statement that others interpret as a DoubleEntendre anyway, it becomes an UnEntendre.

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Nando's, a South African chicken restaurant franchise that has a penchant for putting out controversial ads, covered this recently by airing a commercial for a fake yet somewhat similar restaurant, only to add a disclaimer at the end that shows the logos of the restaurants, a rooster in both cases, side by side, so Nando's could argue that their cock was bigger than theirs.
* A UK energy conservation advert, paraphrased: "When cooking, use only enough water to cover your vegetables. The same applies when having a bath." "Meat and two veg" is a jocular British euphemism for, well, you can guess.
* Lucky Strike cigarettes had a slogan old comedies loved to quote: "So round, so firm, so fully packed."
* VinceOffer does this in the [=SlapChop=] commercial (intentionally; he used to be a comedian). When demonstrating how to chop up almonds, etc., "You're gonna love my nuts."
* The Chup-a-Chups lollipop company had "The Joy of Sucking" before they replaced it with "Life Less Serious".
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EoR_3wXHqA This commercial.]]
* From the Internet, we have the epic {{Hentai}}-themed [[http://www.tentaclegrape.com/ Tentacle Grape]], which... well, I'll quote the ''About'' page here:
-->[[NaughtyTentacles Tentacle Grape]] is the brainchild of Dekker Dreyer and his skilled team of grapists. Each bottle of this delicious carbonated grape drink is crafted with care... and a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything slight feeling of breathless anticipation. As Tentacle Grape slides smoothly down your throat you'll feel refreshed and full]].\\
Each 12oz bottle of [[NaughtyTentacles Tentacle Grape]] comes packed full of flavor in a unique glass collector's bottle.\\
Tentacle Grape is now available... so WATCH OUT! [[MemeticMutation You gonna get GRAPED]]!
* Nutty's Bar in Sioux Falls' advertising jingle "Nuttys, where all the nuts hang out." [[HehHehYouSaidX *snicker*]]
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* The English dub of [[ShinChan Crayon Shin-Chan]] loves this trope.
-->'''Nanako:''' Oh, I'm getting so wet just standing here watching him... I should really go inside where it's not raining.
** Everything Maso says is full of [[InnocentInnuendo unintentional gay innuendo]]. "Please don't put your fist in me!" and "I know all about men, and men don't bend over without a fight!" to name a few.
* Episode 4 of ''{{S-CRY-ed}}'' introduced George Tatsunami, an agent of HOLY who liked to brag about his Alter, a giant ''pink'' revolver called "Big Magnum", with almost every line about it an obvious DoubleEntendre: "It's big, it's thick, it's hard, and it's coming to get ya!"
* ''{{FLCL}}'' is loaded with {{Double Entendre}}s of all kinds, both verbal and visual (mainly the latter). You start to wonder if FreudWasRight after a while.
* [[SpiceAndWolf Lawrence and Horo]] tend to speak to each other in these when they're teasing. Or when they're trying to trick someone.
** This troper even once saw a Fansub where a translator's note appeared in the middle of a long exchange of these saying "Have sex already, goddamnit!"
** Judging by the character's expressions, it's almost as if it was completely intentional.
** It only got a little better when they weren't, even when they weren't even in the same scene they did so.
* ''{{Grenadier}}'' has a few, though they might have been played up a bit more in the fansub. One notable one would be in Episode 5, where [[{{HotAmazon}} Kurenai Touka]], the madam of a pleasure palace who is defending it against a gang of gun-toting bandits, says the following:
-->'''Touka:''' If you want to do it, you'll be going against me, boys. Any time, any place, as many times as you want... but if we are going to do it, don't flash me with that tiny thing. Come back with something a bit more impressive.
** Two episodes later, [[{{MsFanservice}} Rushuna]], stopped at a government checkpoint, admits she doesn't have any identification papers, followed by this exchange:
--->'''Guard:''' S-something smells fishy...\\
'''Rushuna:''' ''(looking confused)'' What? But I just washed it... ''(sniffs at her left hand briefly)''
:::Rushuna kind of locks it into a single entendre, but the guard's statement can be taken two ways.
*** Three. IfYouKnowWhatIMean.
** Also, she always talks about removing her enemies' armor. Especially her partner's, Yajiro's, armor, which, considering their apparrent attraction, can be taken two ways, IfYouKnowWhatIMean.
* An episode of ''NeonGenesisEvangelion'' had a particular attachment to the physics term thermal expansion. Asuka was explaining to Shinji what it meant. In a bathing suit. While leaning right over him. Later in the episode, while in the hot springs Shinji hears some rather suggestive dialogue coming from the girls' side and while looking down mentions thermal expansion. To this day, this troper cannot hear that term without giggling.
* ''SchoolRumble'': Eri asks Tenma if she's ever seen a man's body. Of course, Tenma being a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} and Eri not being specific results in some confusion. (Tenma later thinks they were talking about wrestling, and she replies with "yes" cries to "taking it in the mouth" and such.) Teehee. Also in the series, Mikoto is thinking of a plan to get her and Imadori back to the shore, and thinks of several plans, including Plan D, which involves using Imadori as a boat. She asks Imadori what plan he'll take, and he takes D gladly. Mikoto is at first surprised by this because it's the most dangerous, but then it turns out that he was just guessing Mikoto's breast size.
* Revy in ''BlackLagoon'' gives us this:
-->'''Revy:''' I make it a rule never ** **** assholes. Or pussies.
* ''LupinIII'' has given us this as well such this example from Fujiko in the English dub of the 2nd TV series. (While she was going undercover and noticing the type of carpet in the room.)
-->'''Fujiko:''' I just love a good shag.
* In one chapter, ''MahouSenseiNegima'' has [[{{Ojou}} Ayaka Yukihiro]] invite [[CuteShotaroBoy Negi]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/c061/2.html to her "paradise in the south"]]... ThisTroper wonders whether it was really unintentional on her part, or if her [[BigBrotherComplex "big sister complex"]] [[{{Shotacon}} has more to it than what meets the eye]].
** ''Negima'' as a whole has a lot of these.
* ''[=~Yakitate!! Japan~=]'''s Tsukino subverts this. When Ken convinces Suwabara not to commit seppuku by telling him that Monica was pregnant, Ken says "when a man and a woman are living in the same house alone, there is nothing for them to do except--" She completes the sentence saying "play cards, right, Manager?"
* Momoko from ''{{Shangri-la}}'' speaks almost ''entirely'' in double entendres.
* Predictably, it happens in ''{{Bleach}}'', when Nnoitra asks Ulquiorra how far he's gotten in ""taming" Orihime. Ulquiorra was not amused.
** How about [[LightningBruiser Yoruichi]], who is known as the "Goddess of ''[[{{Fanservice}} Flash]]''"? Not to mention she can actually FlashStep out of her clothes...
* Macross7's Basara Nekki's name can be read as "Hot blooded" or "Hot air". This is halerious.
* The fact that it's told that several nations do share the same bed in the anime version of ''AxisPowersHetalia'' is enough to hint at something more... but a rather clear example of it occurs during a rather memorable over-the-phone conversation between the brothers Italy and Germany... which turned out to simply be their hair getting tangled up.
-->'''Italia Veneziano:''' Germany! Germany! Save me! I'm on my bed now and my brother is-- OWW!! ''IT'S STUCK! OWOWOWOWOWOW!!''\\
'''Italia Romano:''' N-Not there!! Put down the phone, you idiot!!\\
'''Italia Veneziano:''' Take it out! ''TAKE IT OUT!!''\\
'''Italia Romano:''' Put it down!! ''*click* *dial tone*''\\
'''Germany:''' ''*long pause*''... His brother is... Stuck... "Oww"... Take it out...
** Considering the hairs in question are called 'eroginous zones' ''outright'' in the manga? This scene takes on a whole new meaning.
** And we can't forget the time Prussia invaded Austria's vital regions, can we?

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[[folder:Comics]]
* Somewhat disturbing example: in ''{{The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen}}'' volume 2, when Mina Murray learns that Hyde has taken care of the Invisible Man, he is quick to assure her that "I attended to his ''end''. Rest assured, it was... comfortable." Being a proper Victorian lady, Mina takes comfort in this assurance of a painless death, not twigging for a second that this ''actually'' means that [[spoiler:Hyde brutally sodomized the Invisible Man before beating him to death.]]
* In ''{{The Sandman}}'', a caption describes devil-turned-nightclub-owner Lucifer playing a medley of unreleased (fictional) Cole Porter songs that Porter only performed privately for friends, ending with "She Never Went Down on the Titanic." (Someone really needs to write the lyrics to that.)
* Though [[HaveAGayOldTime almost certainly unintentional]], rereading some old comics can have readers in gales of uncontrollable laughter, [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=category&layout=blog&id=32&Itemid=50&limitstart=2 due to the slang of the day]].
* A storyline in ''Cable and Deadpool'' involved {{Deadpool}}'s friend Weasel joining HYDRA under the very inspired name Penetrator (or, rather, Penetraitor). Predictably, this caused some choice dialogue.
-->'''Henchman 1:''' It seems... I don't know... provocative.\\
'''Henchman 2:''' In almost a... ''gratuitous'' fashion.\\
'''Penetrator:''' ''What?'' We're going to use the Penetrator to ''penetrate'' the warm, comfortable walls of mother Earth! This machine will ''ram'' home our agenda! All will know HYDRA has ''thrust'' themselves into the very ''womb'' of civilization! What's gratuitous about that...?
** Later:
--->'''Wolverine:''' ... so I can show the Penetrator here something long and hard -- and cold and sharp!\\
'''Penetrator:''' Okay, I deserve the silly entendre, since I chose this name, but I really think you don't understand--
** And again:
--->'''Deadpool:''' The Penetrator is my friend... Okay, wait, lemme try that again... Weasel is my friend -- and he happens to be sheathed in a protective coating that allows him to safely penetrate things... Okay, wait, lemme try that again--\\
'''Wolverine:''' Shut up!
** Earlier during the run, when Deadpool attacked the Great Lakes Champions, he made fun of Mr. Immortal for owning the X-Men card set, Mr. Immortal replying they were only for flipping.
--->'''Deadpool:''' Yeah, I'd like to flip Kitty Pryde.\\
'''Squirrel Girl:''' Shut your evil, evil pie hole!
*** Though, in this case [[http://images.imabearmeow.com/comics/deadpool/shoryuken.jpg it might not actually have been a double entendre.]]
** Not to mention Cable and Deadpool's "Bodyslide by two".
** [[PrivateEyeMonologue "My name is Wilson.]] [[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/239807.html Wade Wilson. I'm a dick."]]
** A conversation during Deadpool's fight against Taskmaster:
--->'''Deadpool:''' Scared the pants out of me... Well, not literarly, 'cause then you'd be all distracted by my two bazookas. You know -- on account of I got one '''real''' bazooka -- and the ''other'' bazooka would be a metaphor for--\\
'''Taskmaster:''' Shut up! I get it. You think it was '''deep''' or something? Like your humour requires footnotes?
** Also, while fighting '''Rhino''':
--->'''Deadpool:''' Me am '''horny'''. Okay, that was too obvious even for me.
* "Finbarr Saunders and his {{Double Entendre}}s" is a strip in ''{{Viz}}'' in which the title character laughs at various DoubleEntendre-sounding phrases exchanged between his mother and his neighbour. It always culminates in him realising it's all perfectly innocent, only for the last DoubleEntendre to ''actually'' have the sexual meaning and the strip to end with his mother and the neighbour shagging.
* From ''Supergirl'' 4th series, #77.
-->'''Kara Zor-El:''' I'm looking through it. It's amazing. All the '''equipment''' I'm seeing. So many sizes and shapes...\\
'''Linda Danvers:''' All the ...? '''Kara'''! Just '''where''' are you looking?!\\
'''Kara:''' The equipment room, where they keep all the sporting stuff, why?\\
'''Linda:''' Oh, I thought you were peeping in at the guy's lock-- Forget it. My '''own''' dirty mind.
* Shockingly enough, a fairly G-rated newspaper comic ''Pickles'' got a double entendre through once; the wife is tired of waiting for her husband to unclog the sink and the husband replies he'll get to it in a "sec". The wife grows furious and states "I spent half of my time waiting for secs! I don't want to hear any more about secs!" Her husband is then laughing very hard for obvious reasons and the wife is clueless as to why he is laughing. While her use of "secs" was something totally innocent, the husband saw that in an obviously different light.
* Ditto for ''Moon Mullins,'' in which Emmy Schmaltz keeps trying to get young Kayo to turn off the TV and get to work on his homework. Kayo (repeatedly): "Just a sec, Emmy!" -- which results in an exasperated: "No, Kayo! No more 'secs!'" -- much to the surprise of Lord Plushbottom (speaking of double entendres) in the next room.
** This was, to This Troper's chagrin, a mistake she made while speaking to her male fifth grade teacher. She immediately recognized it and was naturally very, very embarrassed.
* In ''{{Batman}}'', this exchange takes place between [[TheStoic Batman]] and [[WhipItGood Catwoman]] ([[ItMakesSenseInContext it really does make sense in context]]).
-->'''Catwoman:''' Well? Or do I have to purr in your ear?\\
'''Batman:''' No... but maybe later you could scratch my back.\\
'''Catwoman:''' What's the matter? No itches in the '''''front'''''?
* The newspaper comic ''Cathy'' once featured the line than an off panel character was "in the restroom, giving the copier repairman a swirlie." The artist, Cathy Guisewite, was stunned that many readers thought that was a reference to oral sex, because she had always heard a "swirlie" was dunking someone's head in a toilet and flushing.
* In a JLA Classified storyline where the Supervillain Blackguard is moving in next door. His real name is Richard Hurtz. But he prefers to be called Dick.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* [[http://ineffabird.deviantart.com/art/La-petite-mort-102879400 This]] piece of fan ''art'' refers to Claudia of ''TheVampireChronicles" as "La Petite Mort", "the little death". This is true both literally, as a vicious killer [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld with the body of a child]], and also, well, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort metaphorically]]. At least, that's what her fans are thinking.
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[[folder:Films]]
* In ''GetSmart'', TheChief mentions that they need to employ a new agent, unknown of KAOS who's acquired a list of all CONTROL agents and is eliminating them.
-->'''Larabee:''' Let me out there, sir, I have no problem exposing myself.\\
'''Agent 99:''' Do you ever think before you speak?\\
'''Larabee:''' No, I just whip it out there. Seems to work best.
* Groucho Marx: ''Animal Crackers'' gives him the line "We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed." and has him present Margaret Dumont with a large wooden box. While describing it as "a magnificent chest", he accidentally points at her torso.
* Lampshaded in the film version of ''HarryPotter and the Goblet of Fire'': when talking to Harry, Hermione says Viktor Krum doesn't talk much, as he's "more of a physical being". There is a pause, and she laughs, saying that she didn't mean it that way.
** The look on Daniel Radcliffe's face when she says it is priceless!
* [[strike:A ]] The female cop in ''HotFuzz'' speaks almost entirely in these, quite intentionally.
* {{Shrek}}'s line "Do you think maybe he's compensating for something?", upon seeing Lord Faarquad's towering castle, could both be interpreted as Faarquad compensating for [[TheNapoleon his height]] or... [[CompensatingForSomething something else]]. Of course, "Lord ''Faarquad''" itself sounds like something else entirely...
** Well, Faarquad's face was modeled after then-CEO Michael Eisner, and his name sounds a lot like a popular nickname that Disney employees had for Eisner at the time... SoYeah.
* In the proud and dirty tradition of British comedy, ''WallaceAndGromit'' has some well-hidden but very deliberate double entendres. In ''Curse of the Wererabbit'', the object of Wallace's affections steps behind two very large watermelons and sighs as she bemoans, "Victor just doesn't appreciate my produce." In another scene, Wallace finds himself suddenly naked, and quickly dons a cardboard box which reads "May Contain Nuts."
* Three words: Bond. JamesBond.
* The song "Keep it Gay" from the musical remake of ''TheProducers''. Sung by the flamboyant director Roger De Bris and his equally flamboyant partner, who never ''explicitly'' mention homosexuality in the lyrics.
* The song "Let's Duet" from ''Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story'' turns several innocuous lines into double entendres by virtue of well-(or poorly-)timed pauses. Such as: "In my dreams, you're blowing me... some kisses." and "I just want to beat off... all my demons."
** Christopher Walken uses his trademarked delivery to create one of these in ''Antz'': "She's about yay tall, fairly easy... on the eyes", describing the missing princess.
* ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail'': "She's rich, she's beautiful, she's got huuuuge... tracts of land."
** Let's not forget that while he's discussing the size of said tracts, he's making a lifting and grabbing motion with his hands, which are situated in front of his chest...
* ''Kate and Leopold'': the man announcing the Brooklyn bridge; "And in the future I believe men will be judged by the size of their erections!"
* Pretty much the hook on which all the jokes in the ''CarryOn!'' movies hang.
** As parodied in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcBOX1JBcjQ&NR=1 this]] ''That Mitchell And Webb Look'' sketch, in which a doctor working at a typical 'bawdy 1970s hospital' has a bit of trouble grasping the nature of DoubleEntendre, with unfortunate results ("Shall I rub them against my cock?").
* Doubling as a ParentalBonus, in ''{{Ratatouille}}'', Linguini talks to Colette about his "Little Chef". While kids see it as Linguini trying to tell her about Remy (who Linguini calls Little Chef), adults can see an [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean entirely different meaning]] in his words...
* Completely unintentional: ''StarWars''.
** "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."
** "Aren't you a little ''short'' for a Stormtrooper?"
** "I have... ''felt'' him, my master." (It gets worse. The Emperor's line in reply? "Strange that ''I'' have not.")
** "Luke, at that speed, will you be able to pull out in time?"
** "Lost Tiree, lost Dutch. They came... from... behind!"
** "Get in there, ya big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!"
** "Look at the ''size'' of that thing!"
** "Negative, negative... it didn't go in. Just impacted the surface."
** "Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash."
** "Put that thing away! You're gonna get us all killed!"
** "Size matters not! Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is."
** "Impressive! ''Most'' impressive!"
** "You're not gonna like this, kid, but it'll keep you warm till I can get the shelter up."
** "I thought they smelled bad on the outside."
** "Your thoughts dwell on your mother."
** "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
** "I can't. It's too big."
** "Back door, huh?"
*** All right, now you're just reaching.
*** [[http://www.natural20s.com/archive/a009.htm And you aren't the only who's noticed.]]
** "My hands are dirty too, what are you afraid of?"
* ''DownPeriscope'' has a series when introducing the lone female character:
-->'''Lt. Cmdr Dodge:''' Men, at ease. I'd like to introduce you to the newest member of our crew, Lt. Emily Lake. Emily is part of a pilot program to test the feasibility of women serving on submarines. She's going to be our diving officer.\\
'''Stepanek:''' Can she do a one-and-a-half inward back in the layout position?\\
'''Lt. Cmdr Dodge:''' All right, look, gentlemen! I know this is an unusual situation. Can't be easy for Lt. Lake here to be thrown into a jungle such as this, and I know it will make things ''hard'' on all of us...\\
Let me re-phrase that. It's going to make things '''difficult''' on all of us as well. But if we just work together as a team, I'm sure we can ''handle ourselves''... '''Comport''' ourselves as professionals. That is all.
* The full designation of EDI, the AI controlling the UCAV in the film ''Stealth'', stands for '''Extreme Deep Invader'''.
* ''{{Hairspray}}'' has a very neat little ''Triple'' Entendre. Corny Collins, amid a mist of hairspray, declares to one of the female dancers, "Looks like you need a stiff one!"
* Brush up on your classics, people: The classic [[FilmNoir noir]] ''To Have and Have Not'' has Lauren Bacall intone to Humphrey Bogart, "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... ''blow''."
** The film noir parody/homage ''Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid'' one-ups this somewhat, when Rachel Ward tells Steve Martin, "You know how to dial, don't you? You just put your finger in the hole and make tiny little circles."
* In ''Event Horizon'', after everyone wakes up from cryo sleep, there's a hilarious scene where one of the crew (who's black) says to another, "You want something hot and black inside you?" She gives him the finger, and he goes, "Well, how about some coffee then?" and gives her the coffee.
* In ''To Catch a Thief'', the dialogue between John (Cary Grant) and Francie (Grace Kelly) has many:
-->'''Francie:''' ''(sharing a chicken meal)'' Do you want a leg or a breast?\\
'''John:''' You make the choice.\\
''(...)''\\
'''Francie:''' ''(before watching the fireworks)'' I have a feeling that tonight, you're going to see one of the Riviera's most fascinating sights... I was talking about the fireworks.\\
'''John:''' I never doubted it.
* In ''{{Hard to Kill}}'', the nurse asks a comatose Steven Segal if he wanted some pussy, then shows him a kitten.
* In the ''{{Josie and the Pussycats}}'' film, Melody causes a car crash when she holds up a promotional sign that read "Honk if you love pussycats". The "cats" part was concealed by a bush.
** Hehe, I think you just knocked one off yourself. Concealed by a bush indeed.
* In ''The Ladies Man'', Leon Phelps can't resist making innuendo when a nun he was interviewing starts talking about her "missionary position" in Africa.
* When Scorpio meets DirtyHarry for the first time, he comments on how big Harry's gun was.
* In ''DoubleIndemnity'', Walter and Phyllis start exchanging these the moment Phyllis appears at the top of the staircase wearing nothing but a towel.
-->'''Neff:''' The insurance ran out on the fifteenth. I'd hate to think of your getting a smashed fender or something while you're not -- uh -- fully covered.
* ''{{Mr and Mrs Smith}}'' are a little ambiguous about just ''how many'':
-->'''Mr. Smith:''' I don't exactly keep count, but I would say... high fifties, low sixties. I've been around the block, but you know the important thing is--\\
'''Mrs. Smith:''' Three hundred and twelve.\\
'''Mr. Smith:''' ''Three hundred and twelve?'' How?\\
'''Mrs. Smith:''' Some were [[{{Squick}} two at a time]].
** For those not in the know: [[spoiler:they were discussing how many people they'd killed, not slept with.]] To be honest, the second meaning never entered my mind before reading this page.
***Now this troper feels dirty...The FIRST meaning never entered my mind before reading this page.
* Even Disney did this (albeit unintentionally) in ''{{The Hunchback of Notre Dame}}'', when Laverne incorrectly overheard Quasimodo and Esmeralda on top of the bell tower. "Frollo's nose is long, and he wears a truss." According to the directors' commentary, even though this wasn't the effect they were going for, kids often misheard "truss" as "dress." So the kids laughed at the idea of Frollo wearing a dress, and the adults laughed at the idea of Frollo wearing a truss.
** ''Captain, I want you to watch this woman closely'' (with an eager smile on his face ''Yes sir!''
** ''I was just thinking about putting a rope around that pretty neck of yours''
* The Bard uses a [[HurricaneOfEuphemisms string of these]] in ''ShakespeareInLove'' when describing his writer's block, claiming at one point that that "the proud tower of my genius has collapsed" and that coming up with ideas is like "trying to pick a lock with a wet herring." And yet he's ''surprised'' when his psychiatrist asks if he's been "humbled in the act of love"...
* "Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks? {{Shaft}}!"
* The "poetry reading" scene in the elephant in ''MoulinRouge''.
--> "He's got a ''huge''... talent!"
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Nanny Ogg from the ''{{Discworld}}'' series by TerryPratchett enjoys using these, although according to ''Discworld/CarpeJugulum'', hers are usually "single entendres, and proud of it". Then there's this gem:
-->'''Nanny Ogg:''' 'S called the Vieux River.\\
'''Granny Weatherwax:''' Yes?\\
'''Nanny Ogg:''' Know what that means?\\
'''Granny Weatherwax:''' No.\\
'''Nanny Ogg:''' The Old (Masculine) River.\\
'''Granny Weatherwax:''' Yes?\\
'''Nanny Ogg:''' ''(hopefully)'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grammatical_gender Words have sex in foreign parts."]]
** Nanny is so fond of these that it's a sign that things are really serious when she ''doesn't'' use them.
** And let's not forget the Watch bar The Bucket, which serves the [[LampshadeHanging Long Slow Double Entendre.]] The answer to all those drink names...
** There's also a non-sexual double meaning in ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'', when Sybil is musing on Vimes' berserk rage: "There'd been the case with that little girl and those men over in Dolly Sisters, and when they broke in he'd found that one of them had stolen one of her shoes, and she'd heard Detritus say that if he hadn't been there only Sam would have walked out of the room alive." Vimes insists that he's never deliberately killed anyone, so probably the obvious meaning is the true one here, but one can imagine that Sybil is pretty damn worried over the phrasing.
*** Speaking of ''Discworld/TheFifthElephant'', there's also a subplot concerning an industrialist who gets murdered in his own condom factory. There's as much DoubleEntendre as you'd expect; enough, indeed, that the word "condom" isn't mentioned once and doesn't need to be.
**** That's because in ''Discworld'' the handy little thing has been named after its inventor as sonky. One of those InherentlyFunnyWords.
** In ''Discworld/TheTruth'', Vimes tells newspaper editor William de Worde that it looks as though the President of the Guild of Shoemakers and Leatherworkers will be the next Patrician, and names the man and gives the address of his shop. The guy doesn't sell shoes, but what he does sell comes under the heading of leatherwork, and there isn't a Guild of Makers of Little Jiggly Things for him to belong to instead.
* ''ThursdayNext'' villains have these in their names (Jack Schitt even gets lampshaded). As does Daphne Farquitt.
* One Robert Rankin novel featured a woman who communicated entirely in DoubleEntendre, culminating in "that would be the **** ***", referring to the job of blowing into a clogged nozzle to clear the blockage.
** She appears later during a town meeting. When the mayor asks if the meeting is really expected to swallow the ZanyScheme cooked up by the leads, she announces she'll "swallow it with pleasure." Pooley thinks, "Here we go again. CarryOn Up The Council Chamber."
* KerryGreenwood's ''Phryne Fisher'' novels have a song that goes, "My man Tom has a thing that is long" to which the response is "My maid Mary has a thing that is hairy" and it goes on about how Tom is going to put his thing that is long in Mary's thing that is hairy... and it's a broom handle and a broom head.
** The song in question is ''real'', and is attributed on [[http://www.amazon.com/Art-Bawdy-Song-Henry-Aldrich/dp/B000001Q93 this album]] to Josquin des Prez (c. 1450-1521).
* ''HarryPotter'' fans have found dozens of unintentional (and some intentional) innuendos:
-->"What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed.
-->There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet. "So, got there yet?" said George eagerly.
-->"He's having a go at my mother!" Seamus yelled.
-->"I thought not," said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control."
-->"Manners, Potter," said Snape dangerously. "Now, I want you to close your eyes." Harry threw him a filthy look before doing as he was told. He did not like the idea of standing there with his eyes shut while Snape faced him, carrying a wand.
-->He was on all fours again on Snape's office floor.
-->"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Wand out, Potter."
-->Harry moved into his usual position...
-->He came quickly, as if a white flag had come out of his wand.
** Harry enters the ''{{Chamber of Secrets}}'' to find Ginny, [[spoiler:his future wife]]. And has to fight a [[BiggusDickus giant snake]] with a [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything legendary sword]]. He ends the episode by flying out of a deep shaft, with Ginny [[FreudWasRight hanging on to his leg]].
-->"She tasted disgusting, worse than Gurdyroots! Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you."
**After [[spoiler:Hermione kisses Ron during the Battle of Hogwarts, ending a big {{WillTheyOrWontThey}}]], Harry asks if they "could just--just hold it in" until they [[spoiler:can find the diadem]]. He's talking mostly to [[spoiler:Ron]].
*''Pride and Prejudice'' contains this gem: "Mr. Collins, awkward and solemn, apologising instead of attending, and often moving wrong without being aware of it, gave her all the shame and misery which a disagreeable partner for a couple of dances can give. The moment of her release from him was exstacy."
* ''SonOfTheBeach'', the title of which is a double entendre itself, is full of these, usually missed by the speaker, but noticed the character Kimberlee.
* ''DaisyMiller'' is full of these, such as Daisy constantly remarking how "stiff" Winterbourne is in her presence, and Winterbourne's acquaintances using "studying at Geneva" as a code for soemthing else entirely...
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''AreYouBeingServed'' featured repeated jokes about Mrs. Slocombe's pussy (cat). The show in fact included an overwhelming number of double entendres, including a mild one right in the title.
* ''ArrestedDevelopment''
** Tobia's homosexual tendencies are a running joke in the show; he makes frequent sexual double-entendres to which he seems completely oblivious.
--->'''Tobias Funke:''' ... even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.
* ''PeeWeesPlayhouse'', which was ostensibly a children's show, thrived on subtle double entendres.
** One of the best ones:
--->'''Cowboy Curtis:''' You know what they say about a man with big feet?\\
''(pause)''\\
'''Cowboy Curtis:''' He needs big shoes.
* ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' featured a number of double entendres based around Kendra's pet name for her favorite stake, "Mr. Pointy".
** Also when Buffy talks to her Mother about Angel's true nature.
-->'''Buffy:''' He was my first! ''(Joyce is shocked)'' My Only!
** For a non-sexual example, in the final episode, Buffy has just ripped a man in half using an axe. When her ex boyfriend asks what happened to the man, she tells him that he had to split. This is followed by Buffy laughing.
* ''ThreesCompany'' enjoyed a healthy dose.
* Almost every television series starring Rik Mayall (''TheYoungOnes'') featured a number of double entendres every episode; in fact, the original intent of calling one series ''{{Bottom}}'' was to force double entendre on the viewers: "I saw that 'Bottom' on telly the other night -- no, wait, that's not what I meant." The original title of the show, "Your Bottom", made the double entendre even worse: "I saw Your Bottom on TV yesterday."
** There a bit of this within-show, as well:''"Now can we just get our equipment out? I mean, get our '''tackle''' out... no, I mean, get our '''GEAR''' out! Oh my God, you can't say '''anything''' without some dreadful double entendre lurking round the corner!"''
*** Gleefully played with in one Bottom live show where characters, actors and audience all know of the (barely) double meanings. "For hours we clung to your ''sturdy organ'' as we were ''tossed'' about in the ''foamy''... ''brine''!"
** Surprisingly, ''TheNewStatesman'', for a Mayall series, is relatively free of double entendres, except for the lead character's name, Alan B'Stard. Maybe the rule regarding Mayall should be that he double-entendres himself to death in any role written by either himself or Ben Elton. His double-entendres as the various Lord Flashhearts on ''BlackAdder'' are barely single entendres, and are the exemplars of this trope. 'Send a car. General Melchett's driver should do. She's used to hanging around with the big nobs so will be fine with a chap like me. Woof!'
* ''DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Dances": Dancing is used as a euphemism for sex, showing off the Doctor's problems with intimacy and Captain Jack's flexibility, among other things. In a rare visual double entendre, the Doctor ''literally'' slips Jack a banana. This is reused in "The Girl in the Fireplace", when Reinette asks the Doctor to dance with her. Notably, this episode also features the Doctor utilizing a banana. (He visits a really wild party, gets very drunk and may have invented the banana daiquiri. [[spoiler:Except that he doesn't.]])
**''DoctorWho'' also featured a number of "unintentional double entendres" where ''neither'' meaning was sexual. At least once an episode, someone would say, "There is no plot!", "We must act!", or similar phrases.
** And the Doctor and the Master always seem to be doing this to each other, at least to this troper's eyes.
--->'''Master:''' I want the Doctor's body!
*** One of these showed up in [[http://www.webcomicsnation.com/justinpie/wonderella/series.php?view=archive&chapter=27428="wonderella" The Non-Adventures of Wonderella]] as a kind of LampshadeHanging. "And you can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that. Because ''that just makes no sense''."
* ''BennyHill'' built a career out of them.
* A particularly transparent example from ''{{Friends}}'' involved a discussion between Chandler and a coworker about the inclusion of information from the "Weekly Estimated Net Usage Statistics" in the "Annual Net Usage Statistics" -- that is, the insertion of the WENUS into the ANUS.
** Another example from ''{{Friends}}'' when Monica is asked that why she sold her stock:
-->'''Monica:''' Ya know, my motto is get out before they go down.\\
'''Joey:''' This is so not my motto.
*** Joey apparently has a talent to make anything sound like innuendo like "Gramma's chicken salad".
* ''{{CSI}}'' has these from time to time. For example, Sara saying, out of the blue "I've got crabs.", with Gil looking at her funny, then she points at a piece of evidence she's examining, which has... crabs. (That was one of the ickiest episodes of all of ''CSI'', which is famous for its levels of {{squick}}. Also one of the few with no B or C Corpses.)
* In ''{{Scrubs}}'', a character named Todd turns nearly everything said to him (or near him) into a double entendre. ("I'd like to double ''her'' entendre!")
-->'''Patient:''' Doctor, I'm getting a little tired of the sexual innuendo.\\
'''Todd:''' In-'''your'''-endo.
** This is nearly the Todd's raison d'être. In at least one episode he mentions that he actually seeks out these opportunities, commenting, "People think I just luck into these situations, but it's really a lot of hard work. You know what else is hard?"
* ''SpinCity'' would occasionally spend an entire episode leading up to an extended double entendre. For example, in this one, Carter is making a speech on prostitutes; unfortunately, Mike told him it was about libraries...
-->'''Carter:''' You walk past them every day, and you never even notice them. I say ''use them''. ''Take advantage of them.''\\
'''Reporter:''' Uh, Mr. Heywood, are you saying you've... ''used'' one?\\
'''Carter:''' Why yes, I was in one just this morning. In fact, I was having such a good time I found it hard to keep quiet.
* Used completely unexpectedly in ''{{Brainiac}}'', in an experiment to see which hat would hold up to the most punishment. After describing the hard hat, Vic Reeves turns to the camera and says, with a perfect poker-face, "If you've ever had a hard on, you'll know it can be rock solid."
** The "Professor Mayang Lee" segments are full of it. Let's just say that she is rather large in a certain area and it involves fruit.
** Also the "How hard is your thing?" segment. PLUS, as a bonus, on one of the 'NASA didn't try...' segments (the car one), at the end Vic states that Braniac will be responsible for, and I quote "The first pilot of a rocket car to blast off on Uranus."
* Many questions on ''MatchGame'' use this trope.
* In one ''BeakmansWorld'' segment explaining rotational inertia, Beakman breaks out the Beakman Rotational Aerodynamic Thingies. Commence thingy-twirling jokes, and compound that with the fact that the girl wins...
* A ''MontyPython'' sketch sees a DirtyOldMan go into a newsagents and interpret all of the adverts on the noticeboard as being adverts for prostitutes, eventually leading him to some truly ludicrous double entendres when he tries to get further details from the newsagent. ("I'd like a bit of pram, please!") Eventually, in frustration he demands the actual prostitute's advert, which is written in a fashion bluntly describing what is on offer (Sexy blonde prostitute, will perform all acts...) -- and doesn't understand a word of it.
** ''Monty Python'' again, with the Wink Wink Nudge Nudge guy, who turns literally everything said to him into a double entendre, no matter how forced it is, and then tries to force a double entendre into everything ''he'' says. In the end, the character admits it's because he's never had sex and wonders what that's like.
* The British children's TV show ''Rainbow'': ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0XcxrWc7M Holyshit]]''. [[spoiler: No, the episode was never broadcast, it was just a joke among the staff.]]
* ''MysteryScienceTheatre3000'' explored this trope when the 'bots asked Joel why the actors in the movies were talking the way they were. Joel explained that by controlling the inflection of your voice you can make ''anything'' sound sexual. He went on to demonstrate with such phrases as "The Factory is still open, but they are ''making different stuff''" or "Yep, My shoes are a ''little tight''."
**She came back from the store with a bag of apples... ''and a loaf of bread!''
* The entire premise of ''JackOfAllTrades'' appears to be to string together as many puns and {{double entendre}}s as possible.
* ''{{Firefly}}'' includes some amusing examples. In the episode "War Stories," Jayne watches Inara kissing a female client -- and right after he proclaims he's [[ADateWithRosiePalms going to his bunk]], Zoe orders him to "grab your weapon" for a potentially dangerous mission.
** From Our Mrs. Reynolds: "Jayne. Go play with your rain stick."
* ''{{Seinfeld}}'' had almost a ton of these. The contest episode in particular.
* ''SaturdayNightLive'' (which has been packed with innuendo since 1975) has this in early ''Celebrity Jeopardy'' sketches, in which Sean Connery would turn the categories into these. For example...
-->'''Connery:''' I'll take the Penis Mightier for 400.\\
'''Trebek:''' That's "[[TheProblemWithPenIsland The Pen Is Mightier]]".\\
''(...)''\\
'''Connery:''' I'll take Jap-Anus relations.\\
'''Trebek:''' That's "Japan-US Relations".\\
''(...)''\\
'''Connery:''' I'll take The Rapists.\\
'''Trebek:''' That's "Therapists".\\
''(...)''\\
'''Connery:''' I'll take Catch the Semen.\\
'''Trebek:''' That's "Catch These Men".
** And then there's the "Delicious Dish" sketch in which Alec Baldwin's character, baker Pete Schweddy, introduces his dessert, "Schweddy Balls". Rapidly becomes an OverlyLongGag (not to mention an obvious one), although this troper enjoys it due to Schweddy's, and the hosts', perfectly deadpan delivery throughout while saying such lines as, "Wow. I can't wait to get my mouth around his Balls," and "Do whatever you want to, ladies. My Balls are here for your pleasure."
** Also a series of [[ParodyCommercial parody campaign ads]] in which Pat Finger runs for city council of Butts, New York. ("In 1869, my great-grandfather, E. T. Finger fell in love with Butts and, well, there's been a whole mess of Fingers in Butts ever since.")
** Robert De Niro [[http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/m_deniro-p1.php played]] a CIA spokesman who read lists of suspected terrorists - "most of the calls have come from high school and college students nationwide". They include Hous Bin Pharteen ("a silent, but deadly killer"), I-Zheet M'Drurz ("when he was fleeing the scene of his last attack, he left skidmarks") and Apul Madeek ("who we believe will be targeting adult bookstores sometime in the near future")
* In ''TheOffice'' (UK version) Tim and Dawn amuse themselves with a perfectly innocent conversation about armed combat with Gareth.
-->'''Tim:''' If a military man like you, a soldier, er, could you give a man a lethal blow?\\
'''Gareth:''' If I was forced to, I could. If it was absolutely necessary, if he was attacking me.\\
'''Tim:''' If he was coming, really hard?\\
'''Gareth:''' Yeah, if my life was in danger, yeah.\\
'''Tim:''' And do you imagine always doing it face to face with a bloke, or could you take a man from behind?\\
'''Gareth:''' Either way's easy.\\
'''Tim:''' So you could take a man from behind?\\
'''Gareth:''' Yeah.\\
'''Tim:''' Lovely.
* ''TheThinBlueLine'' had what has to be one of the most [[TVTropesWikiDrinkingGame egregious]] when Grim urges Fowler not to make any mistakes: "'cause you know what'll happen Raymond, don't you? It'll be your cock-up, my arse!"
** The series as a whole seems rather fond of this joke. Compare; "It's my arse on the line here, and I don't want a cock-up!", and "I'll show them when Grim of Gasforth puts his arse on the line, they can't just stick two fingers up!"
*** It happens almost OncePerEpisode. The different variations on the same theme are actually quite inventive. Possibly it counts as a RunningGag.
* As with the movie examples above, Groucho Marx was known for his quick wit in his talk show, ''YouBetYourLife''. One interview with a woman with many children led him to ask why she had so many. She replied that she loved her husband. His reply: "Well, I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while!" Apparently everyone in the studio was in hysterics for some time.
** Doesn't that qualify as a ''triple'' entendre?
* I'd insert all the double entendres from ''VeronicaMars'' in here, but fun as it is I don't want to be doing this all day, and frankly it could be too long for the page to handle.
* The narrator and sometimes even the crew of ''{{Mythbusters}}'' seems rather fond of double entendres. This troper recalls "It's time to play hide the sausage" from the Salami Rocket myth as one of many examples.
** The less said about Adam riding the giant chicken cannon, the better.
* Mike Rowe from ''DirtyJobs'' is fond of these as well.
** Heck, even the title of the series itself can be a DoubleEntendre.
** Discovery Networks actually collected a bunch of them into a video [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqzQxMtmjn8 here]].
* ''{{Babylon 5}}'' is not averse to these.
-->'''Garibaldi:''' ''(faced with a pack of Drazi missionaries, early in the third season)'' Zack, do me a favour and explain the missionary, ah, position to these folk.
* Tyrone F. Horneigh, the recurring DirtyOldMan character in ''{{Rowan And Martins Laugh-In}}''.
-->'''Horneigh:''' Say, do you believe in the hereafter?\\
'''Woman:''' Yeah.\\
'''Horneigh:''' Well, now you know what I'm here after.
* Half the jokes in ''OnTheBuses'' revolve around Jack and Stan cracking double entendres.
* An entire episode of the Canadian comedy ''CornerGas'' is based around the male characters all trying to buy better cell-phones than each other. The following dialogue occurs between one of said men and an unsuspecting local.
-->"Goddamit! I'm sure of it now." \\
"What?"\\
"His is smaller than mine! We were in the bathroom and he had it out and -- not that I was looking or anything. Just noticed it out of the corner of my eye sort of thing."\\
"Okay..."\\
"But it's not really the size that matters is it? And mine's not big either. It's just bigger than his. You've seen mine haven't you? Here, I'll get it out."\\
"I gotta go."
** Not to mention the episode involving Davis, the ''Cosmo''-reading somewhat AmbiguouslyGay police officer, being locked in a jail cell with Hank, the village idiot. Davis ends up escaping, which leads to this exchange between Karen (Davis' partner) and Hank:
-->'''Karen:''' Davis is ''out''?\\
'''Hank:''' Well, that's not for me to say, really...
* ''{{Rules of Engagement}}'' features more than a few, usually delivered by Russell. However, one of the funniest episodes features a woman who speaks in nothing but double entendres, seemingly without realising what she is doing, and this drives Russell nuts. Her best effort occurs when she is talking about the new nightclub she is starting:
-->"You guys should totally check out my opening. It takes a while for things to warm up down there, so try not to come too early."
* Doctor Gregory {{House}} is also fond of double entendres, though in season 4's "Whatever it Takes" he fails, saying: [[spoiler:"You know, I happen to have a position available on my penis... Wait a second, I think I screwed up that joke."]]
** An example played straight in season 4 from "Don't Ever Change": House asks Thirteen, "You do it both ways, right?" Earlier in the episode she is revealed to be bisexual. House claims he was referring to two ways of doing an ultrasound.
* It also qualifies as an instance of GettingCrapPastTheRadar, but one episode of ''{{Supernatural}}'' (s2 ep6) features a female character sqeezing by Dean in a tight space between walls of an apartment complex. Dean mutters "Should've cleaned the pipes." When he is asked what that meant, he quickly shines a a flashlight over to the plumbing and stammers something out.
* [[http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/103262/september-24-2007/alpha-dog-of-the-week---honniball This]] particular segment on the ''Colbert Report'', about someone who was caught working in the nude.
* ''BillNyeTheScienceGuy'' had one in an episode about Volcanoes. It showed a family of three sitting at a table, and the dad had made his mashed potatoes into a tall, semi-cone shaped blob. He then took a large spoonful of gravy and poured it onto the top and watched it drip down the sides. And then he talks to his wife while continuing to pour gravy on it:
-->'''Dad:''' Honey... What does this remind you of? ''(eyebrowquirk)''\\
'''Mom:''' ''(smirk)'' Oh honey, you KNOW what that reminds me of.\\
'''Dad:''' C'mon honey, I wanna hear you say it. ''What'' does this remind you of?\\
'''Mom:''' Honey! It's embarrassing!\\
'''Dad:''' ''(stares)''\\
'''Mom:''' Oh, alright... If you insist... ''(suddenly very serious)'' It reminds me of a Strata Cone Volcano, which builds up in the Earth's crust to make it BIG.... and STRONG... ''(sexy hissing)''\\
'''Son:''' ... Dad?... May I please be excused from the table?
* ''MyBoys'' had one. The protagonist's old friend visits her, bringing her ''SexAndTheCity'' look-a-like friends. The one that acts like Samantha speaks in so much innuendo that no one understands her.
* ''PowerRangersRPM''. Ziggy has recently learned that [[SamusIsAGirl Dr. K is a girl]]. Watch what happens:
-->'''Ziggy:''' I would have layed odds that you were a dude.\\
'''Dr K:'''... Sorry to disapoint you.
* ''{{Will and Grace}}'' is built on double entendre.
* The Brazillian show ''Casseta e Planeta: urgente'' was known to use a joke about a woodman that remove latex from wood. The joke was about him removing "milk" (the latex) from wood. Wood in portuguese means "pau", that is also an euphemism for cock. In context, it means he was having a handjob. It's was a little subverted because the woodman called the double entrede just moments before was said. It reached extreme levels when he interrupted a commercial about a satellite that could take pictures of all over the world (possibly the google earth) and complained about the overusing of the joke while LOOKING STRAIGHT to the satellite.
* ''{{NCIS}}'' had this exchange between Tony and Ziva whose whole relationship seem to based on. After a cat has run out the pet door and Tony jumps startled:
-->'''Ziva:''' Tony, I never knew you were afraid of a little pussy... cat.
* ''DeadliestWarrior'' has this bit of smack talk in the Viking vs Samurai episode when they were about to test the Viking Shield:
-->'''Viking Expert:''' That's the biggest piece of wood your samurai has ever seen.
* At least ''70%'' of Chuck Bass's dialogue on ''GossipGirl'' consists of this. Example:
-->'''Georgina:''' No thank you, the Lord cannot enter the body solely by alcohol.\\
'''Chuck:''' That's good, because I prefer to be the one doing the entering.
* When Richard Woolsey on ''StargateAtlantis'' discovers that a new (gorgeous female) team member is standing in the area of the city he uses to reflect on his thoughts:
-->'''Woolsey:''' You poached my private spot!... Uh, what I meant to say is: you discovered my little personal area... Uh, this is where I ''come'' to be alone with my thoughts.\\
'''Conrad:''' Do you mind sharing it?\\
'''Woolsey:''' Not at all.
** Made even worse when [[spoiler: you find out he actually is talking to himself.]]
* ''TwoAndAHalfMen'' is also fond of using this, sometimes excessively, which shows in this example of Charlie talking to Herb in the garden.
-->'''Charlie:''' You know, Herb, that is a fine, fine hat.\\
'''Herb:''' Gotta wear it. Otherwise I freckle like a banana.\\
'''Charlie:''' Well... I wouldn't want your banana to get freckled.\\
'''Alan:''' Let's go, Charlie.\\
'''Charlie:''' Hang on! Hang on. We're having a real interesting conversation here. Hey Herb, tell Alan what you told me about how you plant seeds.\\
'''Herb:''' Well, first I make sure the soil is moist.\\
'''Charlie:''' Uh-huh. And tell him how you do that.\\
'''Herb:''' Well, I just stick my finger in the old Mother Earth. If it comes up dry, I just whip out my hose and give it a good spritz.\\
'''Charlie:''' And then?\\
'''Herb:''' And then I carefully plant the seed in the soil.\\
'''Charlie:''' Carefully? Why carefully?\\
'''Herb:''' Because if you just fling that stuff around, half of it's wasted!\\
'''Charlie:''' You hear that, Alan? If you fling your seed around it gets wasted.\\
'''Alan:''' Fascinating. Let's just go.\\
'''Charlie:''' Now hold on, hold on... How do you feel about bushes, Herb?\\
'''Herb:''' Well, I like a full bush. The way God intended.\\
'''Charlie:''' I like 'em trimmed. What about you, Alan?\\
'''Alan:''' We're going! Bye Herb.
* Nice one (''possibly'' unintentional, but who can tell?) from kid's show ''The Hoobs'' in the episode "Ba-Boom". When Iver finds out that that noise in his chest is actually his heart, the Hoobs all listen to each other's heartbeats. Groove sticks his 'ear' next to (female Hoob) Tula's chest and exclaims "Great ba-booms, Tula!"
* Done in ''TopGear'' in the form of InnocentInnuendo (after seguing from a discussion about car firms putting their badges on any old merchandise)
-->'''Hammond''': It does work, this sort of branding. This wizard's sleeve for instance. ''(holds up a literal sleeve from a wizard costume with a Ferrari logo on it)''
-->'''May''': This pork sword... ''(holds up a fencing foil with a load of sausages speared on it)''
-->'''Clarkson''': This cock... ''(holds up a stuffed chicken with an Audi logo on it)''
--> '''Hammond''': Has it got four rings on it?
--> '''Clarkson''': Yes it has! Put this cock in your wizard's sleeve.
* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}} Dave from {{Titus}} thinks he hears these often. Or can make the audience make them. Papa Titus frequently makes them as well.
--> Titus: Dad, you're not in love with her. It's a heart attack rebound thing. It's the angina talking!
--> Dave: It TALKS?!


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[[folder:Music]]
* The AC/DC song "Big Balls" is one unbroken double entendre -- as evidenced by the song's name.
** Let's face it: Everything those guys have recorded since their first album has been some flavor of thinly veiled, squick-ily obvious sexual reference,
* Bull Moose Jackson's "Big Ten Inch Record" (famously covered by Aerosmith) uses verse breaks to create double entendres:
-->''But I really get her going\\
When I whip out my big 10 inch\\
...\\
record of a band that plays the blues...''
* Aerosmith's song "Love in an Elevator".
-->''Goooooooing Doooooown!''
** Look closely at the name of the album "Night in the Ruts".
** Not to mention Big Ten Inch... Record
* "Things I'll Never Say" by Avril Lavigne kinda plays on this too:
-->''If I could say what I want to say\\
I'd say I want to blow you--away\\
and...\\
If I could say what I want to see\\
I want to see you go down--on one knee''
* The Queen song "Don't Stop Me Now" is just one big Double Entendre from start to finish.
-->''I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky\\
Like a tiger, defying the laws of gravity\\
I'm a racing car passing by like Lady Godiva\\
I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me!''
** ... [[MindScrew Maybe]]...
* Similar to the Dewey Cox example, Bob and Tom have a song that goes "blow me... a kiss as you're leaving".
** Similar to ''this'' example, "The Sharpest Lives" by {{My Chemical Romance}}...
--->''So why don't you blow me...\\
A kiss before she goes''
* "Wanna B Ur Lovr" by Weird Al is made entirely of these, with a few just out there compliments thrown in. (Yugoslavian hands?)
* Just look at the lyrics to [[http://www.sweetslyrics.com/571027.Nick%20Cave%20-%20Today%27s%20Lesson%20.html "Today's Lesson" by Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds]].
* Songwriter Cole Porter was a master of the DoubleEntendre (as alluded to in one example above). His songs "Love For Sale" and "But In The Morning, No" were once banned from radio because of their heavy use of DoubleEntendre.
* Rihanna's "Shut Up and Drive."
* The entire song "Polka Dot Undies" by Bowser and Blue.
-->''And you probably already think I am full of\\
Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes.\\
But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your\\
[[http://dmdb.org/lyrics/polka.dot.undies.html Polka-dot undies!]]''
* It might be intentional in the Isley Brother's song "Between the Sheet" besides the "I like the way you receive me" and "I love the way you relieve me" lines which you can only take that one way, several times he says
-->''I'm coming... coming on strong\\
In between the sheets''
* Those of us with more esoteric taste in music will know that many, many '20s and '30s blues songs contain double entendres, such as Blind Boy Fuller's "Let Me Squeeze Your Lemon", The Memphis Jug Band's "Memphis Yo Yo Blues", Blind Lemon Jefferson's "Black Snake Moan", and my personal favorite, Bessie Smith's "I Need a Little Sugar In My Bowl".
* Maroon 5's "This Love" had a double entendre buried so deep that it took ''the word's omission when the song was played on MTV'' for this troper to catch the sexual meaning.
** Was it "I tried my best to feed her appetite/Keep her coming every night/So hard to keep her satisfied" or " My pressure on her hips/Sinking my fingertips/Into every inch of you/ because I know its what you want me to do"?
* JimmyBuffett has admitted that he specifically wrote his song "Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw", which is about, well, getting drunk and screwing, because he was sick and tired of hearing double entendres in other people's songs.
* [[ThisIsSpinalTap Spinal Tap]]'s "Big Bottom".
-->''Big bottom, big bottom\\
Talk about a bum case, my girl's got 'em\\
Big bottom, drives me out of my mind\\
How can I leave this behind?''
* Tim Cavanagh's novelty country ballad, "I Wanna Kiss Her".
-->''I wanna kiss her but... she won't let me\\
I wanna whisper sweet nothings in herrrrr... ear\\
I wanna hold her behind... closed doors and more''
* "'''F'''oxtrot '''U'''niform '''C'''harlie '''K'''ilo" by the Bloodhound Gang is made up ''entirely'' of double entendres, and ends with the line "put the you know what in the you know where". The video for the song is also ripe with {{Visual Innuendo}}. One of the images shown is Bam Margera driving a giant banana-shaped car into a tunnel.
** Heck, nearly all of their songs contain double entendres, seeing as nearly all of them are about sex. Other prominent examples are "Fire Water Burn" and "Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss".
* The song and music video "Gay Bar" by Electric Six is rife with both this and {{Visual Innuendo}}.
** Half there songs are either blatently about sex ("I wanna make it last forever" said twelve times, getting higher and higher, before ending with "Ooh baby"), or more subtle innuendo. ''Broken Machine'' includes the lyrics:
-->It doesn't do anything, it just sits there, and looks at me.
* A certain song by Lords of Acid (whose title This Troper respectfully declines to quote) leaves it entirely up to the listener to decide whether they're singing about a cat or the female anatomy.
* Jason Mraz's "Geek in the Pink" has more than a few, the most prominent being:
-->''I can save you from\\
Unoriginal dum-dums\\
Who wouldn't care if you come... plete them or not!''
* Would you believe, Justin Timberlake's already explicit "Dick in a Box"? Aaaaaand... THERE. You just got it.
** Does it count for a double entendre if the title [[DontExplainTheJoke explains the joke?]]
* Alice Cooper, among other songs, had ''I'm Your Gun''. Even though you probably know what's coming, a brief example:
-->''You be the target on the bed\\
I'll be shootin' hot lead''
* Richard & Linda Thompson's song "Hokey Pokey" is ostensibly about ice cream, but features enough references to 'putting it your mouth' to make its meaning clear.
* Melanie's "Brand New Key".
* '40s novelty singer Benny Bell, in addition to his famous [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion subverted-rhyme]] hit "Shaving Cream", composed ditties with such piquant titles as "My Grandpa Had a Long One", "Everybody Wants My Fanny", and "I'm Gonna Give My Girl a Goose for Thanksgiving".
* TheBeatles had several: "Please Please Me", "Drive My Car", "Norwegian Wood", "Happiness Is a Warm Gun".
** The original title was "Happiness is a Warm Gun in your Hand".
** Also from ''TheBeatles'': "'''L'''ucy in the '''S'''ky with '''D'''iamonds". Peter, Paul & Mary's "Puff the Magic Dragon".
* "My Ding-A-Ling" by Chuck Berry.
* 2pac's "Me & My Girlfriend".
* Poe's "Angry Johnny". Could be about homicide. Could be about something else:
-->''I can do it on water, I can do it on dry land\\
I can do it with instruments, I can do it with my own two hands\\
But either way, either way you'll know where it stands\\
I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna blow you... away''
* The last line of Tenacious D's "Wonderboy" goes "There, that crevasse; fill it with your mighty juice." [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean Hmm, wonder what that might be...]]
* 50s song "Laundromat Blues" by 5 Royales:
-->''Throw in all your dirty clothes, all your dirty duds\\
Don't worry about no soap, her machine is full of suds\\
She's got the best machine\\
The best washing machine in town (ooh-wee what a machine!)\\
Just relax and take it easy\\
As the machine goes round and round''
* LadyGaga has several, but probably the most obvious one is ''LoveGame'':
-->''Let's have some fun, this beat is sick\\
I wanna take a ride on your '''di'''sco sti'''ck''' ''
* Britney Spears has a song called If You Seek Amy, which, if annunciated, gives a very interesting suggestion
**Long before that song was ever out, April Wine had "If You See Kay"
* "Ego" by Kanye West and Beyonce. Three guesses what his ego is.
-->''I got a big ego, (hahaha)\\
I’m such a big ego, (hahaha)\\
I got a big, (hahaha), Ego,\\
She love my big, (hahaha), Ego,\\
So stroke my big, (hahaha), Ego''
* XTC's "Pink Thing". According to its writer, Andy Partridge, it was written to express his love and pride for his newborn son. But the lyrics could just as easily be interpreted as a man's ode to his penis.
* Paul and Storm's "The Captain's Wife's Lament", about the complaints of a sea captain's wife after he lets his entire crew stay in their home.
-->''She said there’s\\
Seamen all around the bed\\
And seamen on the floor\\
Seamen in the bathroom\\
And behind the closet door''
* Steven Curtis Chapman's song "Remembering You", written about {{Narnia}} but could also be about Jesus
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[[folder:News]]
* When Swiss [[strike:soccer]] football team Young Boys Bern hosted an extravagant homecoming party to celebrate the opening of their new stadium, the Stade de Suisse Wankdorf ("Wankdorf" being the name of a suburb of Bern), the resulting {{ESPN}} Soccernet headline read '''[[http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=337901&cc=5901 Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief]]'''. In all fairness, [[ADateWithRosiePalms wanking off]] ''would'' be a good way of relieving oneself of an unexpected and unwanted erection...but not for young boys, as their bodies would not yet have anything to [[IncrediblyLamePun come]] out and they'd just be making things more and more painful...OrSoIHeard.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* Scoring girl Samantha from BBC Radio 4 show ''[[ImSorryIHaventAClue I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue]]'' owns this Trope, having had it for almost 40 years...
** Clue's spin-off, ''You'll Have Had Your Tea'', is another major offender.
* ''The Reduced Shakespeare Company Radio Show'' has a rap song about WilliamShakespeare's characters and their need to practice safe sex: "Rap Your Willy!"
* A staple of ''RoundTheHorne''. At one point, Horne and Williams break character so that Horne can express his concern that the audience may be seeing a second meaning in what they say; Williams replies "Second meaning? Them? They don't even see the ''first'' meaning -- they just laugh at anything that might be dirty."
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[[folder:Theater]]
* Naturally, {{Shakespeare}}'s career was built on this. And iambic pentameter.
* The musical ''Chicago'' is rife with this trope. One song in particular, "When You're Good to Mama" has the [[AmbiguouslyGay ambiguously lesbian]] warden of the women's jail delivering double entendres at every other line. Perhaps even triple -- they succeed in being {{Unusual Euphemism}}s for both sex and money. Additionally, a song absent from the film is "Baby and Me," which is full of double ''non''-sexual entendres: "I can assure you, it won't go away / I can assure you, it grows every day;" is Roxie singing about the baby she's supposedly carrying, or about the lie she's now living?
* The Barrison Sisters was a vaudeville group in the 1890s. In their most famous act, the sisters would dance, raising their skirts slightly above their knees, and ask the audience, "Would you like to see my pussy?" When they had coaxed the audience into an enthusiastic response, they would raise up their skirts, revealing that each sister was wearing underwear of their own manufacture that had a live kitten secured over the crotch.
* In ''Oh Dad, Poor Dad, Mama's Hung You in the Closet and I'm Feelin' So Sad'', Rosalie admits with a smirk that she indeed lets men do anything they like to her:
-->"Behind the bushes and it's done. One-two-three and it's done. Here's the money. Thanks. Come again. Hah-hah! Come again!"
* ''[[KeatingTheMusical I wanna do you slo-owly, holy moly...]]'' Based on a [[HaveAGayOldTime real Paul Keating quote...]]
* The lyrics in ''SpringAwakening'' are full of them. There are a few notable examples in dialogue, too, such as:
-->'''Hanschen:''' I'll walk with you, Ernst.\\
'''Ernst:''' You will?\\
'''Hanschen:''' We'll huddle over the Homer. Maybe do a little [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achilles_and_Patroclus Achilles and Patroclus]].
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''DevilMayCry 4'': [[http://youtube.com/watch?v=glPFWcVN3Cw "First, I whip it out!..."]]
** And from ''DevilMayCry 3'' before that, the MonsterClown calls the Temen-ni-Gru tower a "thick shaft that causes women to shudder".
*** ''Devil May Cry 3'' also has what could be seen as a visual double entendre: in the cutscene before the Nevan battle, there's a part where Dante grabs the hem of his pants (which apparently confused people who'd played GodOfWar) and then whips out Rebellion. Note that Rebellion is a ''sword''. [[FreudWasRight Hmm...]]
** Kyrie's "She yearns for your touch!" line to Nero in ''DevilMayCry 4'', considering how sweet and chaste she comes off.
* The ''AceAttorney'' games feature their share of {{Double Entendre}}s. In case 3 of ''Justice for All'', a heavy bust of defendant Maximillion Galactica is used as a piece of evidence, which leads to Phoenix using the phrase "Max Galactica's ample bust" in the courtroom.
** This conversation between Phoenix and Maya in one case. [[spoiler:They're talking about his Attorney's badge.]]
--->'''Maya:''' You really love to show that thing off, don't you? Who knows how many times you've shown it to me?\\
'''Phoenix:''' (She's right. I whip it out at the drop of a hat.)
* Ashe in ''MegaManZX Advent'': "Now that your appetites are whet for booty..."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoODv8LVib8 This scene]] from ''Ar Tonelico''.
** Pretty much ''EVERYTHING'' dealing with a Reyvateil is a double ententre.
* Pursuing ''MassEffect'''s RomanceSidequest with Kaidan Alenko creates what is probably an unintentional DoubleEntendre; asking Kaidan for "personal input" after all new [[DialogueTree conversational options]] have been exhausted causes Kaidan to reply that "There'll be time for personal debriefings later," a comment that sounds innocent at first but collects more and more of a double meaning the more he and Shepard flirt with one another.
** If that's not enough, in the scene that culminates the romance with Kaidan, [[PlayerCharacter Shepard]] can turn something he said into a DoubleEntendre.
* In ''Super PaperMario'', tattle a Hammer/Boomerang/Fire Bro and then tell me that the localization team wasn't thinking something dirty.
* [[TheWorldEndsWithYou Joshua's]] intentional "You watch my behind, and I'll watch yours" line.
* This troper really wonders if this line from ''{{The Legend of Zelda}}: Twilight Princess'', after [[spoiler:Zelda sacrifices life force to save Midna]], was an accident:
-->'''Midna:''' Zelda... I've taken all you had to give, though I did not want it.
** In ''{{Ocarina of Time}}'', Nabooru tells an older Link, "If only I knew what a handsome man you would've become, I should have kept the promise I made back then..."
* This troper and her stepbrother were highly amused by this line from ''Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World'' that the "angry" Emil delivered about the "normal" Emil when taken out of context:
-->'''Emil:''' I'm not giving myself to him anymore!
* A rare visual DoubleEntendre: in ''[[{{Castlevania}} Rondo of Blood]]'', Maria's idle animation looks like she's holding her hands out and bouncing up and down like a giddy schoolgirl (which, admittedly, [[KidHero she is]]). But look at her breast size in the cutscenes, and then tell me she's not doing something dirty.
* When ''SuperRobotWars OG Saga: EndlessFrontier'' was announced to have a US release, Atlus' promotional messages were FILLED with innuendos. The message goes like this:
-->SUPER ROBOT TAISEN® OG SAGA: ENDLESS FRONTIER™ '''SPILLS''' OUT ONTO NINTENDO DS™ We like keeping you '''abreast''' of new developments in the world of Atlus, Faithful. That's why we're practically '''bursting''' at the seams to reveal Super Robot Taisen® OG Saga: Endless Frontier™ for Nintendo DS™. As a continuation of the Atlus Spoils fan appreciation program, each and every launch copy of Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier will be a premium boxed release, with a bonus soundtrack CD featuring music from the game included in the final retail package. My friends, this is one '''stacked''' action RPG. Contrasting the deep story and characterizations is the fast-paced, fighter-style combat engine. '''Juggling''' your opponent in the air, chaining together combos, using your entire party in concert... these may not be your typical RPG combat concepts, but with the quick, responsive battles in Endless Frontier, they're the name of the game. Behind the fighter mechanics are all of the nuanced RPG fixings genre fans have come to expect. We'd like to emphasize: this game is more than just the fights. This is a '''fully-developed, well-rounded''' adventure. Journey across a variety of worlds, ranging from an apocalyptic wasteland covered with the hulks of downed spaceships, to a fantastical place of fairy tales and dark magic. Join Haken Browning: gunslinger, professional bounty hunter, and amateur ladies' man-along with his motley crew of robots, were-beasts, secret agents, and '''busty princesses'''-as they delve deep into the mysteries of how their worlds came to be and face a threat that imperils the multiverse. There's so much game here, Faithful, you may just get '''lower back pain''' from the effort! With its unique combat and '''titillating''' story, this is one sci-fi action RPG sure to '''stick out''' this spring. Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier '''busts out''' on April 28th with an MSRP of $34.99.
** The actual in-game dialogue has even more of them. Or, to be more percise -- about 3/4 of dialogue is innuendo. To the point when Haken has to explain that when he said "She uses bombs" he literally meant explosives.
* ''DestroyAllHumans! Big Willy Unleashed'' is basically one big double entendre. The plot involves Pox forming a hot dog stand named "Big Willy's", a parody of Big Boy. Kolonel Kluckin, owner/proprietor of Kluckin's Kitchen, is trying to run Pox out of business, and hires a kidnapped and supposedly brainwashed rich heiress named "Patty Wurst". She attacks Pox's restaurant, to which Pox exclaims "She's hammering my Big Willy!" Need this troper explain more?
* ''MetalGear Solid'' has plenty of them; for instance Ocelot's "I love to reload during a battle. ''There's nothing like slamming a long silver bullet into a well-greased chamber''." from the first ''Metal Gear Solid'' is a rather obvious one.
** Just what else could [[MetalGearSolid Solid Snake]] mean? He spends the whole damn series around women that wear [[AbsoluteCleavage clothes that they can't do up properly]]. Oh, and he's an [[DirtyOldMan old man]] by the fourth game.
* ''{{Portal}}'': "Speedy thing comes in, speedy thing goes out," anyone?
** Badly reaching for an example for your favorite game, anyone?
* Double Entendres practically exploded in the video game fandom once Nintendo's new console was named "Wii". Most of the jokes have stopped.
* ''CommandAndConquer: Red Alert 3'' had one in the Soviet campaign, where General Krukov will berate you with one hell of an entrende.
--> "While you were hiding behind the barricades in Leningrad, the enemy was '''thrusting deep''' into the motherland's '''tender nether regions'''!"
** Pay attention to Dasha's eyebrows when he says that, the bets off that you did the same thing.
* WorldofWarcraft: The Reputation grind for the Sons of Hodir faction requires you to complete the following quests every day; Blowing Hodir's Horn, Polishing the Helm and Thrusting Hodir's Spear.
* The enemy in X3: Reunion is called the Kha'ak. And yes, it's pronounced like you think it is. Cue [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi8n6uN091E G4TV's hillarious review]] laden with hard and blown Kha'ak.
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* [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html The definitive example]], courtesy of ''{{The Order of the Stick}}'' strip helpfully entitled "It's a Type of Boat". [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] at the end courtesy of [[HeroicSociopath Belkar]] in his prison cell, [[ShoutOut referencing]] a line from ''StarWars''.
** The discussion thread dedicated to that strip took the joke even further. Apparently, a horse isn't dead so long as you can beat it. *whistles innocently*
*** That's what ''she'' said!
** Also, [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0102.html Roy has "great cleavage".]]
*** Roy has boobies!
* Another webcomic example: ''[[http://www.itswalky.com/ It's Walky!]]'' based a small ARC around this, featuring the local WillTheyOrWontThey couple. [[http://www.itswalky.com/d/20030311.html This strip]] may just be a standing record for "Most Double Entendres in a a Single Strip"...
* See ''{{Loserz}}'', especially if the... working place of the protagonists is involved. As [[http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/322 in this strip]].
** [[http://bukucomics.com/loserz/go/95 This one]] is [[ThisTroper this troper's]] personal favorite {{Loserz}} comic of all-time.
* ''[[PokemonX Pokémon-X]]'' runs on this trope. It's funny because [[{{Pokemon}} the source material]] really does provide so much fuel for it...
* [[http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=131 This one]] from ''VGCats'' is a beaut.
** [[http://www.vgcats.com/fan/guestcomic/renard.jpg This fan comic]] is even better.
* In ''ExterminatusNow'', Eastwood learns online how to create a robotic attack chicken. When he has it attempting to tear out Lothar's throat, guess what he refers to it as. [[spoiler: [[TooDumbToLive If you can't figure it out]], it was "Mighty Cock". Yeah.]]
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Sarah of ''{{lonelygirl15}}'' often uses these. An example is her "vote Salinas" routine in "Casting Couch": "Hey, there. I was wondering if you'd be interested in hearing about a man named Edward Salinas. He's the man with the plan and it's a big one. Oh, it surely is! He wants to build a stronger community. The strongest, firmest, ''hardest'' community..."
* The RoosterTeeth logo is a visual double entendre that you only pick up when your humor is in the gutter. [[PokeFreak I]] can't be the only who who is reminded of the endearing insult "cockbite" they commonly use in RedVsBlue, whenever they show a picture of a rooster and teeth.
-->'''Tucker''': Bow chicka bow wow.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''The AmbiguouslyGay Duo'' from ''SaturdayNightLive'' is based on these, from the episode titles (such as "A Hard One to Swallow" and "First Served, First Come") to the dialog to their car.
* ''{{Animaniacs}}'' was infamous for this kind of humor, mostly courtesy of Yakko, who would frequently blow a kiss to the audience and go "[[CheckPlease Goodnight, everybody!]]" whenever someone else made a DoubleEntendre.
* ''SouthPark'': For a number of episodes, the main characters got a new teacher whose name was Ms. Choksondik (pronounced "Chokes-on-Dick"). Humorously, none of the otherwise dirty-minded main characters seem to have understood the joke, and have made fun of her by calling her things like "Ms. Choksonrocks" or "Ms. Makes-me-sick".
** TheMovie was also called ''South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut''. If you don't get the entendre there, think about it for a while.
*** The title is also a ShoutOut to 15-Minutes-of-Fame John Bobbit's porn movie.
** Also, Chef's songs and his chocolate salty balls.
** As long as we're talking about songs from ''South Park'' that have double entendres, how about the ones that ''aren't'' sung by Chef? Like the "Getting Gay with Kids" song from season three's "Rainforest Schmainforest" episode? Or that song Butters tapped to on season eight's "You Got F'ed in the A" [http://downloads.southparkstuff.com/sounds/epi805/805_myfrontpocket2.mp3]?
* ''RockosModernLife'' was famous for the sheer amount of (very thinly veiled) double entendres it has employed. Some examples include the ShowWithinAShow "All Scottish Show" (as an acrostic), a fast food restaurant called ''The Chokey Chicken'', a board game the characters play called ''Spank the Monkey'', an eye doctor cupping one of Rocko's eyes in his hand and asking him to "cough, please", a ride operator at a carnival reading a magazine called "Playslug", immigrants from a country called "Ballzakk", a toy for dogs called "the Doggy-Style rides", and a banjo-playing coon saying menacingly "We're gonna make you squeal, piggy!" (He then proceeds to pull a pig from behind his back and tickle it with a feather, making it, in fact, squeal). All this from a show [[ParentalBonus intended for elementary school children]].
* ''DannyPhantom'' is known for innocent lines of dialogue that could mean something... else. For example:
-->'''Danny:''' I couldn't sleep with my arch enemy in the guest room next to me.\\
'''Sam:''' My parents sleep in the bedroom next to me. It's not the same, but I can't sleep, either.\\
''(and)''\\
'''Sam:''' You'd scream, too, if you were stuck in a sleepover with [Paulina].\\
'''Danny:''' Actually, I kinda doubt that.
** And:
--->'''Sam:''' ''(dancing with Danny)'' Promise me you'll keep your pants up? ''(Danny's [[IntangibleMan ghost powers]] had unintentionally made them fall down in front of Paulina)''\\
'''Danny:''' I'll do my best!
** Also, watch the episode "Eye for an Eye" and just hear any insults between Vlad and Danny. Their words have a very {{Subtext}} feel to it and they say it so frequently it just borders on FoeYay.
** Also this:
--->'''Maddie:''' ''(trying to remove the bottom half of a deadly battle suit)'' Vlad, help me get these pants off Jack!\\
'''Vlad:''' Nope. Sorry. That's all you.
* ''{{Beavis and Butthead}}'' have a special talent for finding double entendres in the most [[InnocentInnuendo innocuous]] of statements -- even if they have to isolate specific syllables within a word in order to do so, and even if the double entendre makes absolutely no sense or has absolutely no relevance to what's going on at all. And yet they sometimes fail to understand plainly spoken or shown sexual references, when [[RuleOfFunny that works better]].
-->'''Van Driessen:''' ... There's a wonderful world out there when we find we don't need TV to entertain us.\\
'''Butt-Head:''' Huh huh huh. He said "anus".
* In the TV cartoon ''TheFlintstones'', Wilma is pregnant, and needs to be taken to the hospital. Her husband Fred's neighbor Barney, follows along to help Fred get her into the hospital. Barney is, however, too aggressive moving her out of the car, and as a result, spins the revolving door so fast Fred is spun out, and across the street into a hotel. Arriving at the front desk, Fred, quite calmly states the truth, "I'm looking for my wife, she just came in here with my best friend." The clerk, nonplussed, simply says, "Look, we don't want any trouble here," to which Fred responds, "What kind of a hospital is this?" to which the clerk replies, "This is a hotel; the hospital is across the street."
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3a3B3w8Ux4I&feature=related What do I need three for?]]
* Very useful in GettingCrapPastTheRadar, as seen in this example from ''{{Transformers}}: BeastWars'', after Silverbolt has been [[CapuletCounterpart spending time with Blackarachnia]]:
-->'''Rattrap:''' So, where ya been, bird-dog?\\
'''Silverbolt:''' Scout patrol.\\
'''Rattrap:''' Oh, yeah, scouting the enemy. Find any new positions?
** Though that double entendre is acknowledged rather than something the writers tried to slip past, as Silverbolt punches Rattrap in response to that remark.
* Also used in ''TransformersAnimated'' in a conversation between the speedster Nanosec and the time-slowing Slo-Mo as they exchange meaningful looks.
-->'''Slo-Mo:''' I like a man who does it fast.\\
'''Nanosec:''' And I like a woman who takes it slow.
* By that same token, on ''JusticeLeague'', Flash's constant bragging about being "the fastest man alive" eventually causes Hawkgirl to quip "Which may explain why you can't get a date."
** ''JusticeLeague'' and ''JusticeLeagueUnlimited'' were filled with this sort of thing. For example, when Vixen pulls GreenLantern into a closet for a little quality time, he's startled -- and more than a little disapproving of her method:
--->'''Green Lantern:''' Don't startle me like that! You know what [[GreenLanternRing this ring]] could do to you?\\
'''Vixen:''' Promises, promises.
*** This troper wanted to link "Promises, Promises" to another trope... but couldn't decide on just one.
** And again when Flash is eying the South American superheroine Fire.
--->'''Hawkgirl:''' I hear she's, you know... ''(meaningful pause)'' Brazilian.
*In thehe [[Batman: The Animated Series]] episode "Cult of the Cat," pretty much every other thing Catwoman says has sexual meaning.
* ''HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw'': Ha ha HA! Phil Ken Sebben.
** Ha HA! Multiple Entendre!
** Ha HA! Danglyparts.
** Ha HA! Quadruple Entendre! ... At least it is in France.
** The entire [[CaptainEthnic Apache Chief]] episode.
--->'''Harvey:''' So as we see from this tape your power was...\\
'''Apache Chief:''' Growing large, at will... especially in the mornings.
** The scene usually cuts to Judge Mightor waving objects like a golf club or a pool noodle saying "Deedle leedle leedle leedle." whenever a phallic related double entendre is made.
** Secret Squirrel is convicted of flashing:
--->'''Mentok:''' Looks like the squirrel's been showing everyone where he keeps his nuts.
* ''EdEddNEddy'' occasionally dabbles in this. Like in the episode "Run For Your Ed", where Rolf is seen carting away a giant sausage and boasting "Rolf's giant wiener will fetch a pretty penny at the market".
* The ''Looney Tunes'' Speedy Gonzales shorts feature a few of these, when the mice need to get Speedy's help and someone knows how to contact him...
-->'''Mouse 1:''' He knows my sister!\\
'''Mouse 2:''' Speedy Gonzales knows ''eeeeeeeeverybody's'' sister...
* ''TheSpectacularSpiderMan'' uses these for GettingCrapPastTheRadar. For example, an approving Liz Allen admires Peter Parker and his [[ForHalloweenIAmGoingAsMyself Halloween costume]] by saying:
-->'''Liz Allen:''' You can web me up anytime, Petey.
** Not to mention ''everything'' Black Cat says. I distinctly remember a line about Spider-man getting his goop in her hair.
** Possibly unintentional, but MJ says this to Peter and Gwen in the New Year's Eve episode:
--->'''MJ:''' You [two] could go down to Times Square, [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean watch the ball drop]]. ''(winks)''
* One interesting stretch of dialogue in ''CodeLyoko'' takes place between Ulrich and Odd as they're getting out of the shower (common bathroom at a boarding school, in case you're wondering), with Odd talking about Heidi, the last girl in his class he hasn't dated:
-->'''Odd:''' Hey, speaking of "hot chocolate", I finally got a date with Heidi.\\
'''Ulrich:''' Eh, you gonna give her your ''croissant''?
** The writers were playing with the "croissant" jokes throughout the episode, but there was absolutely ''no way'' the hidden meaning of the last one was that well hidden.
* ''FamilyGuy'' will usually do the old joke of a string of double entendres, followed by a plain-spoken line that makes it clearer than it ever had to be they weren't accidents. When they don't do this, the double entendres are borderline single anyway. In one episode, specifically about Peter's (heh heh) jealousy of Chris' enormous... Little Chris, he tries several stereotypical methods of [[CompensatingForSomething compensating]], most blatantly a red car with an unreasonably long and phallic hood. He then drives at an overpass saying, "Don't worry, baby, I'll be gentle", stops halfway through, reverses, goes forward again, and repeats. Then he's met headlong by another vehicle, making his car as short as a Volkswagon. Then a bus drives by full of beautiful women pointing and giggling. SoYeah.
** Also from ''Family Guy'':
--->'''Brian:''' So, uh, where's your good buddy James Woods?\\
'''Peter:''' Eh, turns out he wasn't so good at catching stuff in his mouth. So where's your girlfriend?\\
'''Brian:''' Same problem.\\
'''Brian & Peter''': Wooooaahh!!
** Subverted in one episode when Quagmire actually runs out of innuendo.
--->'''Quagmire:''' You know what I'm talking about right? ''(silence)'' Oh!
** Also:
--->'''Peter:''' I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass. No ifs, ands or but(t)s. I'm gonna be real anal about this. ........... Sphincter!
* ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'': "Fruit tart" is regarded as something of a secret code, IfYouKnowWhatIMean, in Mai/Zuko circles, given the contexts in which they're mentioned.
** Also, when a guard is ordered to protect Mai, she replies with, "I don't need any protection." To which Zuko chuckles and replies, "Believe me she doesn't." Intentional or not, [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife you will never hear that line the same again.]]
** We're forgetting ''The Drill'', an entire episode about [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean stopping a giant drill from penetrating the wall of Ba Sing Se and releasing soldiers to conquer the city. However, Katara and Toph manage to increase the pressure on the drill from behind, so that some sludge]] [[http://iroh.org/screencaps/ep33/ep33-434.png spews out]] [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean prematurely. Then Aang works the front and causes it to]] [[http://iroh.org/screencaps/ep33/ep33-425.png explode]].
*** Now you're just pushing it.
*** I dare you to describe what happens and say it in an Entendre-free way.
** Along the same lines, in "Nightmares and Daydreams" Aang has a daydream about finally confessing his love to Katara, and when he snaps out of it she asks what he was dreaming about. He replies with:
--->'''Aang:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Living underwater]]?
* There's this show out there called ''{{I Got A Rocket}}!'' in which the protagonist, er, got a rocket for his birthday. [[http://www.igotarocket.com/ No, seriously.]] And it won an Emmy, too. Seriously.
* ''{{Futurama}}'' made this into a brilliant running joke for the episode ''Spanish Fry'', all about Fry's [[DontExplainTheJoke ''lower horn''... which is his penis]].
-->'''Fry:''' ''(after escaping from Lrrr)'' Yes! I never thought I'd escape with my doodle, but I pulled it out!\\
'''Bender:''' Just like at the movie theater! Wooooo!
* ''TheSimpsons'' has, of course, done this many multitudes of times over the years. However, there is one episode in particular that stands out... the episode where a sudden snowfall traps the kids in the school with Principal Skinner has lines like "Ach... that's the last time you'll slap your Willy around" (- Groundskeeper Willie)... "Good work, Nibbles. Now chew through my ball sack" (- Principal Skinner, trapped inside a duffel bag that held dodgeballs)... and a [[IfYouKnowWhatIMean suspicious looking silo full of "salt"]] that explodes when it hits the ground.
-->'''Marge:''' You turned Springfield into America's trash hole!\\
'''Homer:''' Marge, Ix-nay on the asshole-tray."
* ''TheFairlyOddparents'' has Timmy's Mom saying "[[IfYouKnowWhatIMean He's so affectionate]]" with a nervous-looking smile when [[AdamWesting Adam West/Catman]] hugs her legs. This causes Timmy's dad to become jealously angry.
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* The sport of Rowing.
** What's wrong with a healthy appreciation for your local rowing team's cox?
*** Nothing, although the opportunity for even InnocentInnuendo is huge. And Hilarious. Take this gem.
-->'''Commentator''':How sweet. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.
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** Especially TropersDoItWithoutNotability
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