Nobodymuch: It would be more accurate to say that that a unit depicted with a picture of spearmen can (rarely) defeat a unit depicted with a picture of a twentieth century unit. People who think phalanxes are really beating helicopters armed with nothing but spears are being overly literal-minded.
TheJerf: Can anyone provide a link for the Zack Parsons quote? It sounds interesting but I can't Google it.
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