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->"Oh, sarcasm. [[HypocriticalHumor That's original.]]"\\
-- '''Dr. Horrible''', ''[=~Doctor Horrible's Sing-Along Blog~=]''

A character given to gnomic, sarcastic, sometimes bitter, occasionally whimsical asides.

The DeadpanSnarker exists to deflate pomposity, [[LampshadeHanging point out the unlikelihood of certain plans]], and deliver funny lines. Typically a DeadpanSnarker is the most cynical supporting character. In most cases, it is implied that the snarker would make a good leader, strategist, or consultant given their ability to [[GenreSavvy instantly see the flaws in a constructed plan]]. More often than not, their innate snarkiness is the only thing preventing the other characters from comprehending this for themselves. In other cases, the DeadpanSnarker resorts to sarcasm because they're the OnlySaneMan.

Often deconstructed by showing that the DeadpanSnarker is actually incapable of avoiding sarcasm due to their insecurity about expressing any genuine thought or feeling.

Compare TheDaria, LittleMissSnarker, WeaselMascot, TheMeanBrit, FirstPersonSmartass, ServileSnarker. See also SnarkBait, TallDarkAndSnarky, SurroundedByIdiots. Sometimes overlaps with GenreSavvy. A common role for a StraightMan.

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* Kyon of ''[[SuzumiyaHaruhi The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi]]'' fits this perfectly, as well as being the main character ''and'' the {{narrator}}. We aren't always sure if he's keeping a running commentary [[InnerMonologue in his head]] or [[DidIJustSayThatOutLoud saying it out loud]]. However, it is clear that Haruhi, whether by her own powers or because he is oblivious to his own outloud comments, frequently answers him in turn.
* Gourry in the original ''{{Slayers}}'' novels. With a healthy dose of {{Obfuscating Stupidity}} as well.
** Applies more to Zelgadis in the anime. Gourry is deadpan, but that's usually because he's serious and there's no hint of snark.
* ''{{Karneval}}'' 's worst offenders are Gareki and Hirato, but Tsukumo can start drilling it into [[AdultChild cheerful Yogi]]'s skull when he starts irritating or astounding her with his quirky actions
* ''{{Kanon}} 2006'' has Yuuichi Aizawa (who at one point is asked "who are you talking to?" after delivering a line with his back to the camera as a ContinuityNod). Though many comparisions are made between Kyon and Yuuichi, especially because of a few similarities in appearance and having the same seiyuu, both characters are vastly different. Whereas Kyon makes such comments to himself, or intends only himself to hear, since he is usually bored or silently shocked at the "stupidity" around him, Yuuichi openly states such comments to tease his friends. Yuuichi's snarky commentary usually translates into good-natured fun and flirting rather than disdainful commentary.
* Yukito from ''{{AIR}}'' also demonstrates snarkiness but it may just be that since he is quite mature, his attitude of common sense and practicality contrasts even more when he is surrounded by childish females.
* Tomoya Okazaki of ''{{CLANNAD}}'' likes playing pranks on anyone gullible enough to fall for them (Sunohara in particular - it's implied he does it just to see if he'll fall for them). He does this with a completely straight face, which makes it all the funnier to this editor. However, he seems to make such comments aloud only to mock others, once again differentiating himself from other KyoAni leads. He's not above making wry comments either:
-->'''Sunohara:''' When the time comes, Okazaki, I trust you to watch my back.\\
'''Okazaki:''' ''(Enthusiastically)'' Lucky! I'll be sure to stab you well.
* Misaki Matsuya in the manga version of ''ExcelSaga''; Excel herself also shows signs of this trope.
* Despite being one of the two leads, Duzell in the manga ''VampireGame'' exemplifies this trope.
* Shikamaru on ''{{Naruto}}'' is another character that started out as a DeadpanSnarker but developed into leadership roles. Thanks to his genius-level strategic thinking, he became the first of the Rookie 9 to receive the title of Chuunin. He stills speaks in deadpan though, and can be pretty snarky, even after the 2 1/2 year timeskip. In terms of adults, Kakashi Hatake is a good example, sheerly for the fact that he is so constantly deadpan it's questionable as to whether he's a this or an {{Unfunny}}.
-->'''Kakashi:''' Naruto, you can't ''kill'' the client. That's not how it works.
** It's explained in the guide that Kakashi used to be hyper-critical of people he thought weren't performing up to snuff. After "seeing the light", deadpan is probably his only means of suppressing those old habits.
** Tenten has shades of this too, but since a good 95% percent of her already barely noticable screen time is {{Filler}}, her snarkyness is blink-and-you'll-miss-it.
* Caren in ''MermaidMelodyPichiPichiPitch'', until she [[GoodIsDumb joins up with Lucia for good]].
* Hiroyuki Fujita, the main character, from ''ToHeart'' seems to fit in this category, although it seems to be a result of his laziness and the fact that he wants to "eat, play arcade games, and sleep the rest his life away". Despite his dry attitude, laziness, and tendency to tease girls who annoy him at times, he shows his sympathy through his actions rather than his words, no matter who it is.
-->'''Nagase:''' In any case, if she does come out, we'll have to do something.\\
'''Lemmy:''' Okay! The Astral Busters are on the job, right?\\
'''Hiroyuki:''' Why do you have to attack her? When she appears we're going to talk to her.\\
'''Lemmy:''' Is that so?\\
'''Hiroyuki:''' Were you even listening to us before?
* Domeki in ''{{xxxHoLic}}'', who seems to have the unusual ability to ''always'' maintain a deadpan and monotone expression no matter what happens in order to add to his snarking ability.
** [[spoiler:Unless, that is, Watanuki is actually being serious and introspective, at which point he can't think of anything to say. Such as when Watanuki stupidly trades his eye away to help him or announces that he is taking of the shop until Yuuko (presumed dead, but there's reincarnation and stuff) returns.]]
* Okara from ''[[SamuraiSeven Samurai 7]]''.
* Terriermon from ''{{Digimon}}'' fits this trope, but in ''DigimonTamers'', like whoa.
* Jin from ''SamuraiChamploo''.
* Spike Spiegel from ''CowboyBebop'' is an unusual example in that he is a DeadpanSnarker given the role of the main character of an action show and is a defining {{Badass}} in anime.
** He retains his hero status despite his snark because Faye fits the role of [[TheLancer Lancer]] in most episodes.
* Kurama and Hiei in ''YuYuHakusho'', with Hiei being an out-and-out jerk and Kurama being a bit more subtle. They're at their best when they're snarking at each other.
** In the manga-only ending, when [[spoiler: Kurama is mistaken for a female several times, then asked to help with a case at an all girls' school, and he asks if he need to do something as a disguise (Yusuke was already snuck in once) or just go as is, Keiko remarking to Yusuke about how scary Kurama was. Note that each time you can't see his face, making the mood even weirder.]]
* Ruri Hoshino of ''MartianSuccessorNadesico'' does this so often that she, just like the examples in Western Animation and Live Action TV below, [[strike:has a trope named after her because of it]] [[LittleMissSnarker used to]] have a trope named after her.
* Tsuyuri from ''DoujinWork'' keeps a straight face while saying the most outrageous things, mostly to pit other characters against each other and see what comes forth out of all the confusion she causes.
* Alice from ''{{ARIA}}'' tends to fulfil this role, especially in the first season.
* Ryoma Echizen from ''ThePrinceOfTennis'' is a pre-teen version of this (and arguably, one of the few ''male'' examples of LittleMissSnarker). Sadaharu Inui also exhibits Deadpan Snarker traits sometimes.
* C.C. from ''CodeGeass''. Her caustic remarks are about the only thing which can reign in Lelouch's overingflated ego.
* [[{{Nora}} Magari Kazuma]]: [[InsufferableGenius model student]], [[TrainingFromHell all-around athlete]], StudentCouncilPresident, [[SurroundedByIdiots surrounded by freaking idiots]].
* Riza Hawkeye in ''FullmetalAlchemist''. A high-ranking aide to Roy Mustang, she acts as both his conscience and the voice of reason on his staff, despite sometimes seeming to exist only to keep the other characters (including Mustang) in line and point out their shortcomings.
** She does snark in the manga, but always politely.
* Akira Takano from ''SchoolRumble'' tends to be the [[StraightMan voice of reason]] among her [[FourGirlEnsemble girl squad (with Tenma, Eri and Mikoto)]], and is able to make astute observations about the romantic hijinks of her friends while keeping a straight face the whole time.
* Conan Edogawa and Ai Haibara from ''DetectiveConan''. Does [[FountainOfYouth APTX-4869]] always make {{Teen Genius}}es to act like this?
* Sven from ''BlackCat'' is the DeadpanSnarker in Train's group.
* Fujioka Haruhi from OuranHighSchoolHostClub is a magnificently brutal snarker, especially where Tamaki is concerned (ThisTroper adores her for it).
** It helps that she often doesn't seem to realize that the things she says tend to hurt people's feelings. It also helps that she's apparently unaware of how fond the rest of the host club are of her.
* Chisame of ''MahouSenseiNegima'' acts like this a lot, as she's one of the only girls in her class who lacks a WeirdnessCensor.
* Kiyomaro Takamine tends to fill this role often in ''GashBell'' due to his genius and the outright oddity of other characters' plans (usually Folgore's) that somehow work.
* Arguably, the (almost) eternally-deadpan Kobushi Abiru of Sayonara Zetsubou-sensei. She usually wears a totally neutral, bored expression on her face (or as much of it as can be seen under the bandages), occasionally uttering a cutting line to another of the students in her class while they're talking about something. In chapter 19 of the manga (volume 2 in tankobon), when Kotonon the heavily-photoshopped net idol is outraged over being called a fat-ass and nobody-has-ever-been-so-mean-as-to-call-me-that, Abiru quips "What? Not even once?" with a perfectly straight face (and even tone of voice in the anime, IIRC). Many of her lines can be interpreted as being snarky; occasionally Nozomu-sensei receives some of this snark too, though more recent episodes have depicted Abiru to be more often smitten with him.
* In his [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-deYsf9ZM&fmt=18 image song]], Keiichi from ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi'' plays this role. In the actual series, he's more of a comedy person than a DeadpanSnarker.
* Flan from ''KatekyoHitmanReborn''. It's even funnier since his teammates are all complete SnarkBait. He's also GenreSavvy.
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[[folder:Comics ]]
* Alfred Pennyworth, in various incarnations of ''Comicbook/{{Batman}}'', constantly makes ironic (but highly polite and proper) comments on Master Bruce's lifestyle.
-->'''Batman:''' Jim will pull through!\\
'''Alfred:''' Or what, master Bruce? You'll dress up like a giant bat and haunt the night for the rest of your life?
** And whenever {{Batman}} (in any incarnation) isn't either moping around in {{Wangst}} or being the {{Unfunny}}, he's generally the one with a deadpan line.
*** Or, as Jaime Reyes (''BlueBeetle III'') put it, "Batman's actually pretty funny, in a scary kinda way."
*** Typically, Batman needs Superman as a foil if he's going to be funny.
*** The Robins (most of them) tend to pick up the slack as far as snark goes.
* {{Hellboy}} often uses deadpan. His CatchPhrase "Ah, Crap," can be said to be an example, as is his habit of yelling "BOOM!" when he punches someone with the Right Hand of Doom.
* Elaine Belloc from ''{{Lucifer}}'' has occasional moments of deadpan snarking, most notably when she sat at the table with Archangel Michael, Lucifer and Destiny of the Endless debating heatedly. Her comment was: "Another glass of testosterone, anyone?"
* Everyone in ''{{Runaways}}'' is this at one point or another, but the most straightforward example is Gert. [[PerkyGoth Nico]] takes on this role as well.
* Just about every character who isn't AxCrazy (or TheVoiceless) in ''SinCity''.
* {{Spider-Man}} embodies this trope to the point of deserving to have it named after him.
* Most of the characters in the comic book prequel to ''StarWars: {{Knights of the Old Republic}}'' have their moments, but the absolute king of snark is unquestionably [[LoveableRogue Gryph]]. The title of Prince would probably go to [[TheHero Zayne]].
-->'''Gryph:''' ''(upon being levitated by Zayne)'' I seem to have lost weight.\\
(reading the news report on Zayne's escape:)\\
'''Gryph:''' "... Failed Padawan..." "... Slew classmates..." "Fugitive is armed and..." Umm...\\
'''Zayne:''' Dangerous?\\
'''Gryph:''' No. "Deranged." Well, that certainly sounds like you.
** Similarly, the bulk of the characters in ''Star Wars: Rebellion volume 2: The Ahakista Gambit'' have one or two smart remarks, but Baco Par, the SnarkyNonHumanSideKick is notable int that he barely has ten lines which ''aren't'' snarky.
--->''(while the party is walking through some underground tunnels)''\\
'''Baco:''' There's things living down here, aren't there? Terrible scary things with very sharp teeth? And monstrously bad breath... very, very warm bad breath... that tickles the back of your neck when one is ''right'' behind you.\\
''(Baco ducks, and the monster jumps over him and attacks Wyl Tarson, only to be shot by Laynara)''\\
'''Laynara:''' I ''hate'' bad breath.\\
''(another time, the team is waiting for a saboteur to deactivate a force field protecting the communications center they're trying to break into...)''\\
'''Baco:''' Wow ... I never thought there'd be so much sitting around on a suicide mission.\\
'''Wyl:''' If you'd like to volunteer to test that energy barrier, then by all means. I could be a fake, you know.\\
'''Baco:''' ''(pointing to a skeleton lying just in front of the force field)'' No, that's fine. He covered it.
** Based on C-3PO's reactions to some of the things he says, if his speech were translated, R2-D2 would be a definite Deadpan Snarker [[TheUnintelligible who speaks in robot noises.]]
* Every single member of the ''YoungAvengers'' displays this to some extent. They beat up about one enemy for every ten lines of snarky dialogue and WittyBanter.
* Black Bolt from the MarvelComics ''Inhumans'' is TheVoiceless; if he were but to whisper, it would unleash a shockwave strong enough to destroy a city. Despite this, he's constantly ''thinking'' such lines. During his time with the Illuminati, fellow member Charles Xavier doubles as a translator. Also, when he ewants to declare war, well, he doesn't beat around the bush: he declares "War."
** The Illuminati part have a very funny part were Black Bolt commits his wife (who speaks for him) never lets him get in a word
* Everyone says lines like that in any book involving {{Deadpool}}.
* Sonic is incredibly snarky in his comic series. During one battle with the near omnipotent Enerjak, Sonic makes several puns on the name. When Enerjak immobilizes him with chaos energy and asks if he's quite finished with the witty remarks, Sonic makes seven or eight more cracks in rapid succession, before Enerjak hurls him through a wall.
* Why has no-one mentioned the XMen? Gambit (to name just one) is the absolute King of this trope. Every other sentence that comes out of his mouth is a snark. And you can never tell when he means it.....
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[[folder:Films]]
* Every character (if you count them as more than one) played by [[{{Marx Brothers}} Groucho Marx]].
** Groucho Marx. Snarker. Deadpan? Hmmm...
* Pretty much any character ever played by David Spade.
* Hobson, from ''{{Juno}}'', is the quintessential example, though the whole movie is rife with it.
* Willy Wonka, as portrayed by Gene Wilder in ''[[AdaptationDecay Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory]]'', had elements of this character. The most notable was whenever someone demanded he "do something"; his response was a monotone: "Help. Police. Murder."
** Johnny Depp's version also has a few moments like that, as well as Veruca Salt.
* Riley Poole in ''NationalTreasure''.
* Almost all of the main characters of ''SinCity''.
* Hedwig from ''{{Hedwig and the Angry Inch}}''.
* Margo in ''AllAboutEve''.
** "Fasten your seatbelts, everybody, it's going to be a bumpy night!"
*** Addison perhaps even more so. Come on, he has "wit" in his last name!
* Any given film noir hero. Sam Spade is probably the snarkiest of the lot, but J.J. Gittes of ''{{Chinatown}}'' gets one or two good ones.
-->'''Loach:''' What happened to your nose, Gittes? Somebody slammed a bedroom window on it?\\
'''Gittes:''' Nope. Your wife got excited. She crossed her legs a little too quick.
* Scarecrow in ''{{Batman}} [[DarkKnightTrilogy Begins]]'':
-->'''Rachel:''' You don't think a man who butchers people for the mob belongs in prison?\\
'''Scarecrow:''' Well, I would hardly have testified to that otherwise.
** And in the sequel:
--->'''Batman:''' I don't need help!\\
'''Scarecrow:''' ''(tied up)'' Not my diagnosis.
* Waldo Lydecker from the classic murder mystery ''Laura''. "You fail to understand that you're interrupting something far more important than your career. My lunch."
* Chevy Chase played a lot of these characters, but chief amongst them has to be Irwin "Fletch" Fletcher in his adaptations of the ''{{Fletch}}'' novels, and his particularly dry deadpan snark:
-->'''Corrupt Police Chief:''' Maybe I'm gonna blow your brains out!\\
'''Fletch:''' Now, I'm no lawyer, but I do believe that's a violation of my rights.
* Phil Conners from ''Film/GroundhogDay'' starts out as one, but CharacterDevelopment leaves him more empathic as the film goes on.
** Any given BillMurray film fits the bill, such as ''Film/QuickChange'', ''{{Caddyshack}}'', ''{{Ghostbusters}}''... the list goes on and on and on.
* Peter Dinklage as Trumpkin in ''[[{{Narnia}} Prince Caspian]]'' fulfills this role beautifully, pointing out just how ridiculously most of the other characters are behaving, and generally saying what audience members are thinking.
** Skandar Keynes as Edmund has traits of this, as well.
* Grave-Robber has some moments of this in ''[[RepoTheGeneticOpera Repo! The Genetic Opera]]''.
* {{Hellboy}}'s father, Trevor Bruttenholm, seemed this way at times. Searching for Nazis on a "deserted" island, he's told, "There's nothing on this island but rocks and sheep." When they find the Nazis, he looks at the officer in charge: "They must be here for the sheep."
** [[{{Hellboy}} Another]] ''Hellboy'' character comes to mind.
* Klaus has this role in TheMovie of ''ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents''.
-->'''Klaus:''' [[LampshadeHanging Does it strike you as odd]] that [[WorldOfNoGrandparents none of our relatives are related to us]]?
** Sunny too, on occasion, made all the funnier in that she speaks all in baby talk, with the meaning given in subtitles.
* Alan Rickman in [[strike:most]] [[strike:all]] most of his roles, particularly ''GalaxyQuest'' and ''Dogma''.
** Don't forget the ''Harry Potter'' films. And for that matter, the books--he was cheated out of a CrowningMomentOfAwesome when the script writers chose to leave out of ''Goblet of Fire'' the scene where he read the 'Witch Weekly' article about how Hermione was supposedly cheating on Harry with Viktor Krum. The ''best'' line? Envision Rickman, as Snape, saying the following: ''"Miss Granger has developed a taste for famous wizards which Potter alone cannot ... satisfy."''
** This troper will be VERY upset if they condense Snape's memories in ''Deathly Hallows''.
** Harry himself has elements of this in ''Half-Blood Prince''.
->'''Dumbledore''': I expect you're wondering why we're here.
->'''Harry''': Actually sir, after all these years, I sort-of just go with it.
* This troper includes Marvin from '' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy''. If not for his programmed personality, he'd be pretty bad-ass.
* Manny in ''Ice Age'' and ''Ice Age 2''.
** So is Diego in both movies.
* Anakin Skywalker in ''StarWars: {{Revenge of the Sith}}''. When Obi-Wan points out the inadvisability of trying to clear pesky droids off his fighter's wing by shooting at them: "I agree, bad idea." (And then he does it.) When asked if he can fly the ''Invisible Hand'' as it's falling toward Coruscant's surface: "Under the circumstances I'd say the ability to fly this thing is irrelevant." (And then he does it. Kind of.)
** The student is nothing when compared to the master. In ''Episode II'', he muses in a dogfight, "''This'' is why I hate flying." When Anakin is worried about Padme, Obi-Wan draws his attention to the fact that she's freed herself and has climbed to the top of her pillar: "She seems to be on top of things." In ''Episode III'', when the ''Invisible Hand'' begins to fragment: "Not to worry, we are still flying ''half'' a ship." And when they finally crash-land "Another happy landing." And, of course, after he [[spoiler:[[CrowningMomentOfAwesome takes out General Grievous with precision blaster-fire]] Obi-Wan discards the blaster saying "So uncivilized."]]
** Also in the arena:
--->'''Anakin:''' We relayed your message just like you requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.\\
'''Obi-Wan:''' ''(glancing at his handcuffs and chain)'' Good job.
** Failing hyperdrive + Princess Leia = instant snark. Actually, a ''lot'' more situations than that. Apparently, she [[InTheBlood gets it from her father]].
* Harold from ''{{The Boys in the Band}}''.
* [[{{Clerks}} Randal Graves]] is this mixed with a generous helping of {{Jerkass}}.
* Many characters in '30s and '40s screwball comedies, such as those played by Cary Grant, fit this trope.
* Jiji in ''KikisDeliveryService''. He was voiced by the late, great Phil Hartman in his last film role.
* In the new ''Film/StarTrek'' movie, Captain Kirk fills this role for all its hammy worth. Bones [=McCoy=] also gets a few one-liners in to boot.
* Boris Yellnikoff from ''WhateverWorks''.
* Mittens the cat from ''{{Bolt}}''. It helps that her voice is done by Sussie Essman from ''CurbYourEnthusiasm''.
* Many of the characters in the film ''TheIncredibles'' fill this role, specifically the Supers.
-->'''Elastigirl:''' I think... your father is in trouble.\\
'''Violet:''' If you haven't noticed, Mom, we're not doing so hot either.
* Many characters played by actress Zooey Deschanel, such as in ''Film/AlmostFamous'', ''Elf'', and slightly in ''Film/500DaysOfSummer''.
*Mr. Palmer from the 1995 Sense and Sensibility. An intolerable chick-flick through and through, the film does give gruntled husbands relief in the form of Mr. Palmer. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iGMqdysRD4 Look at this.]] Some of his most memorable lines: Deadpan snarking.
-->'''Mrs. Palmer:''' [talking to someone else] If only he'd gone to Combe Magna. We live but half a mile away.\\
'''Mr. Palmer:''' Five and a half.\\
'''Mrs. Palmer:''' I cannot believe it is that far. I can't believe it.\\
'''Mr. Palmer:''' Try.
**Hugh Laurie probably learned it from his butler in a TV show: Stephen Fry.
**Sadly, some of those comments are directed at his wife.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Elizabeth Bennett of Jane Austen's ''{{Pride and Prejudice}}'': "I give you leave to like him. You have liked many a stupider person."
** She gets it from her [[InTheBlood father]].
** Let's not forget that Mr. Darcy is himself quite the Deadpan Snarker. How else do you think he and Elizabeth are able to live with each other?
** Heck... most of Jane Austen's heroines have a streak of this. See Emma Woodhouse, Marianne and Elanor Dashwood, etc.
* Vlad, Kragar, and Loiosh from Steven Brust's ''[[{{Dragaera}} Taltos]]'' series all fit this one.
* Mephistopheles in Steven Brust's ''ToReignInHell''.
* Most characters in Jim Butcher's''TheDresdenFiles'' do this at least occasionally. Michael and Mab are probably the only two recurring characters who do not regularly do it (even Nicodemus has his moments).
** Harry, when asked who the hell he is, answering with "I the hell am Harry."
** Bob and Thomas both seem to rather enjoy the snark.
* In David Eddings' ''{{Belgariad}}'' and ''{{Malloreon}}'', it'd almost be easier to list every major character who isn't either a CardCarryingVillain or a DeadpanSnarker. Even the Voice of the Prophecy (the speaking aspect of the cosmic force attempting to restore the universe to its original destiny) snarks it up almost every time it communicates with one of the characters.
* Eustace from ''{{The Chronicles of Narnia}}'', with his "habit of being dreadfully matter-of-fact."
** Edmund too, who after the first book switches from caustic JerkAss to lovable DeadpanSnarker.
** Puddleglum from ''The Silver Chair'' is this trope ''incarnate''.
** Reepicheep fits both in the books:
--->'''Caspian:''' There are some things no man can face.\\
'''Reepicheep:''' It is then my good fortune not to be a man.
** ... and in the films:
--->'''Caspian:''' Y-you are a mouse.\\
'''Reepicheep:''' I was hoping for something a little more original.
* The title character of George R. R. Martin's ''Tuf Voyaging'' really has no emotions except for sarcasm, but he disguises it with enough SpockSpeak that many of his interlocutors never realize that they've been insulted.
* Also from George R. R. Martin, Tyrion and Jaime Lannister from ''{{A Song of Ice and Fire}}'' fit the trope, but both are dwarfed (no pun intended) by Dolorous Edd. Still, practically all characters get a [[OneLiner snappy line]].
* Despite having a [[TheEeyore different trope named for him]], Eeyore in A. A. Milne's original ''Winnie the Pooh'' books is very much a DeadpanSnarker; only his Disney-fied film version is the sort of lovable depressive that can grace so many pastel-colored sweatshirts.
* In TerryPratchett's ''{{Discworld}}'':
** Samuel Vimes and Esmerelda Weatherwax, both of which are particularly GenreSavvy (and hate having to be).
** Lord Vetinari's snark is rumored to be so caustic that Sgt. Colon lives in fear of the patrician getting sardonic on him. (Although when it did happen, he never even noticed. Subtle and clever verbal abuse is wasted on some people.)
** Also, um, aren't we forgetting [[LemonyNarrator Terry Pratchett himself]]?
** Rincewind also has his moments; having long given up trying to use his Genre Savviness to stay out of dangerous situations, he occasionally uses it to be sarcastic about them.
* Snape from JKRowling's ''HarryPotter''. His response [[spoiler:when Dumbledore orders him to kill him]]:
-->"Would you like me to do it now?" asked Snape, his voice heavy with irony. "Or would you like a few moments to compose an epitaph?"
** For that matter, Harry himself tends to cold, literalist sarcasm. From the fifth book:
--->'''Draco:''' You're dead, Potter.\\
'''Harry:''' Funny, you'd think I'd have stopped walking around...
** Ron can also be [[AlternateCharacterInterpretation interpreted]] this way.
***Interpreted, nothing. "Excuse me, are you the imprint of a departed soul?" anyone?
** JKRowling ''herself'', especially when responding to some of the more [[EpilepticTrees bizarre speculation]] about the books or her personal life:
--->'''[[HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Book Six]] is called 'The Toenail of Icklibõgg'''' -- Well, if you believed the '[Pillar of] Storgé' one...
*** She later admitted she ''made up'' the "Toenail of Icklibõgg" rumor (the "Pillar of Storgé" one, however? 100% real).
* Marco from ''{{Animorphs}}''.
** Tobias, too. Occasionally even Ax, although it's not always clear whether it's intentional at first, examples in later books ''have'' to be intentional.
** Second to last book, after the Yeerks have realized that they're mostly fighting human kids, and not alien warriors.
--->'''Random Mook:''' "Andalite!"\\
'''Ax:''' < Surprise. >
* In ''The {{Malazan Book of the Fallen}}'' Udinaas, Samar Dev, Bugg and Fiddler are all deadpan snarkers to some degree.
* The Russian diplomat Bilibin in ''{{War and Peace}}'', known later in Petersburg society for what he calls his ''[[OneLiner mots]]'' ([[BilingualBonus French]] for "sayings").
* Levi, AKA Biff, from ''LambTheGospelAccordingToBiff, Christ's Childhood Pal'' is snarky enough to have invented the word Sarcasm. [[ItWillNeverCatchOn Literally.]]
* Q, in the non-canon ''StarTrek'' book ''I, Q''. "Yeah, and if that doesn't work, maybe the Easter Bunny will save us."
* Jeeves, the valet from P.G. Wodehouse's novels, was famous for his incredibly diplomatic portrayals of this trope:
-->''(when trying to convince his employer, Bertie, not to wear a specific dinner jacket)''\\
'''Bertie:''' But all the lads have asked for the name of my tailor.\\
'''Jeeves:''' Doubtless with the aim of avoiding him, sir.\\
'''Bertie:''' He's considered one of the best men in England!\\
'''Jeeves:''' I do not make any judgments regarding his moral character, sir.
* The protagonist of ''FifthBusiness'' is one.
* Marilla Cuthbert of ''{{Anne of Green Gables}}'' is an example.
* The characters of AaronAllston's parts of the ''XWingSeries'' tend towards this trope. Most of the not-inconsiderable amount of humor in his books is of this variety.
-->'''Wedge:''' Phanan, Face, still Seven and Eight. I'd hate to break up the best comedy team this side of the janitor's closet.\\
'''Phanan:''' I love an understanding commander. Know where I can get one?
** [[spoiler:Phanan... ;( ]]
* Leah Clearwater in ''{{Twilight}}'' is very much considered one because of the fact she call out many of the characters for the crap that they do. For example when [[spoiler:she calls Bella out for keeping Jacob around even though she doesn't love him and Jacob still, heart-breakingly, loves her.]]
* [[StarWarsExpandedUniverse Mara Jade and Ben Skywalker]] are prone to this, but where Mara will start snarking just for the hell of it, Ben tends to save particularly nasty comments for moments when he's genuinely unhappy (although as we see in ''Outcast'', he's not immune to random outbursts, either). And yes, both of them share the same irreverent sense of humor. [[LikeFatherLikeSon Like mother, like son, really.]]
-->'''Ben:''' ''(after hearing about one of Luke's earlier failures, specifically the cave section in [=ESB=])'' You know, it gives me hope that you screwed up so badly and so consistently as a kid, Dad.
** Should be noted that deadpan humor seems to be by far the most prevalent kind in the EU; nearly all named characters of note (and there are [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters PLENTY]]) will throw out a snarky line at least once.
* Melinda, the main character of Laurie Halse Anderson's ''Speak'', is deadpan in all aspects of life. Considering she [[spoiler:was raped at an end-of-summer party at the age of fourteen]], it's understandable. This doesn't stop her from being one of Anderson's most hilarious and likable characters.
* ''ArtemisFowl''
* Occasionally the titular character of ''TheBartimaeusTrilogy'', but he's more of an Uncontrollably Sneering Snarker, but we love him for it.
* Mogget, the cat-formed servant of the Abhorsens' in Garth Nix's OldKingdom series practically personifies this trope. The Disreputable Dog has her moments too.
* SherlockHolmes ''is'' this trope!
** And his protégée and later [[MarySue wife, Mary Russell]], in the MaryRussell books is just as deadpan a snarker as Holmes.
* While in the main ''{{Outlander}}'' series, Lord John Gray is an example of the OfficerAndAGentleman played relatively straight, he displays some definite tendencies towards being a deadpan snarker. (Well, when he's not mooning after Jamie.) Again, to some degree in his own series as well.
* Many of the characters in the ''VorkosiganSaga'' have their moments, particularly Miles Vorkosigan himself, but Simon Illyan is probably the best example.
* Tybalt, King of the Cats is practically unable to be anything but this around OctoberDaye.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* See the subtrope ServileSnarker -- butlers and valets probably belong there rather than here.
* Every Joss Whedon show has a consistent Deadpan Snarker, who is also the [[AuthorAvatar "Joss Whedon" character]] on the show. However, virtually every character on every show does this at one point or another, as this trope is largely his SignatureStyle with regards to dialogue.
** On ''{{Buffy the Vampire Slayer}}'', Oz is a preeminent example, though his snark was not usually pointed. Before and after he was on the show, though, snark was Xander's stock in trade. There was also the unwillingly good (and unfailingly cynical) vampire Spike. Giles also did this more than people realize.'
--->'''Oz:''' That was my sarcastic voice.\\
'''Xander:''' Sounds a lot like your regular voice.
** The show also has a self-appointed Deadpan Snarker in the form of Quentin Travers, the Head of the Watchers' Council, who twice arrives in town to tell everyone, in quite pointed, deadpan, and snarky terms, what a terrible job they're all doing. The failings of everyone on the team are plainly evident to him, but the fact that he's an authoritarian meanie means that even if he has a good point or two, the audience is free to dismiss those points because he "just doesn't know them like we do." Let's face it, except for Tara ''every'' regular character took their turn as this trope.
** On ''{{Angel}}'', Cordelia was this (until of course she left), occasionally bouncing well with pre-BadAss'd Wesley when he was in a playful mood; the role was traded off between Fred and Gunn after she was gone, with Lorne providing backup and five-part harmony. And, of course, when Spike joined the show in season five...
** On ''{{Firefly}}'' there was Wash (with [[spoiler: an unfortunate emphasis on "was"]] as lead snarker, with his wife Zoe getting in her share of zingers, too. Mal's frequent sarcasm was bitter; Inara's rare snark was often more cutting than funny, but always spot-on. Every once in a while, Jayne would get in a good line, and Simon and even River got in on the act a few times. Book! He has the 'special hell' line.
** On ''Dollhouse'' we seem to have Topher Brink as Mr. Snarky. Ms. [=DeWitt=] is much more ''Dead''pan, much less Snark, and Ballard tends to run a little too hot to get in any deadpan. Naturally more than one of the imprints--a disproportionate number, one might say--have a taste for this sort of humor. Of course, Spike has always been a Joss Whedon Mr. Snarky, playing this role in both Buffy and in Angel.
* Gil Grissom on ''{{CSI}}''. He even has [[GrissomOneLiner a trope named after him because of it]]. Jim Brass also fills this role quite regularly.
** On ''{{CSI NY}}'', Don Flack is the resident DeadpanSnarker.
* Chandler on ''{{Friends}}''.
** In fact, one episode had Chandler's friends make a bet with him saying that he couldn't last a week of not making any smart assed comments. Chandler clearly strains his brain to resist from being sarcastic and it didn't help that his friends unintentionally (or maybe on purpose) do things that would make Chandler normally be snarky. In the end, Chandler gave up and let loose on what he was holding back over the past week and then felt relieved.
* Stanley in the US version of ''TheOffice''. Jim also responds this way to anything Dwight and Michael do.
* John Munch on ''{{Law and Order Special Victims Unit}}'' was once a classic DeadpanSnarker, back in the days when he actually had more than six lines per season.
** And before him there was Lennie Briscoe, the ultimate snarky cop. Jerry Orbach's brilliant, world-weary, deadpan humor practically defined the TV idea of the New York cop.
** Heck, every pair of detectives on ''{{Law and Order}}'' is pretty much required to have at least one deadpan snarker. When Munch left, his partner promptly took over the role. Even the citizens of New York occasionally join in.
--->''(Briscoe and Green are checking out a dead man's bank account; the bank clerk helping them has just stated that he made semi-regular deposits)''\\
'''Brisco:''' Let me guess, all under ten thousand dollars, right?\\
'''Clerk:''' Who wants to bother with all that pesky federal paperwork?
** Det. Alexandra Eames often fills this role on ''{{Law and Order Criminal Intent}}''.
--->''(on learning that a drowning victim was wearing an anti-seasickness patch)''\\
'''Eames:''' He should have worn a learn-to-swim patch.
* In ''{{Stargate SG-1}}'', it's pretty easy to miss, but if you go back and play close attention to those 175 episodes (that's the number of times he shows up), you may just notice that in the course of over a decade, despite having more sense of humor than his remaining teammates put together, Jack O'Neill has rarely ever cracked so much as a smirk. When pointed out to him that a character "does not know fear", he exclaims, "Yeah, well, he knows stupid!"
-->'''Ba'al:''' You dare mock me?\\
'''O'Neill:''' Ba'al, come on. You should know . ''Of course'' I dare mock you.\\
(and this gem:)\\
'''O'Neill:''' I've got a better idea. Instead of helping you, why don't we sit around and watch you get your ass kicked? That way you'll be dead, and we'll be glad.\\
'''Ba'al:''' You cannot be serious.\\
'''O'Neill:''' Yes, I can. I just choose not to, some of the time.\\
'''Ba'al:''' With your insolence you're dooming not just your world but all of humanity.\\
'''O'Neill:''' I think big.
** Daniel Jackson had a fair few snarky lines as well.
--->'''Dr. Markov:''' If you're implying that everything Russian-made is of poor quality, actually, the sub is Swiss.\\
'''Jackson:''' So it occasionally catches fire but keeps perfect time?
** O'Neill's successor Cameron Mitchell also gets his share of these moments in both ''SG-1'' and ''{{The Ark of Truth}}''.
--->'''Prior:''' Foolhardy are those who do not follow the path.\\
'''Mitchell:''' Anyone want to bet what he's gonna say next?\\
'''Prior:''' Kill them.\\
'''Mitchell:''' Could've made money on that one.
*** Which is eerily similar to a scene in ''Farscape'' where Mitchell actor Ben Browder made a similar "easy money" bet with D'argo about the approaching shuttle having Scorpius aboard.
** When he wasn't trying (and failing) to grasp the more boisterous type of Earth humor, every single line of Teal'c's that was intentionally funny on his part was deadpan snark.
* In situations of stress on ''StargateAtlantis'', Rodney [=McKay=] cranks up the snark, at one point sarcastically saying "I foolishly left my {{time machine}} back on Earth. Did you bring yours?" while in a ticking time bomb situation. He is also apt to point out repeatedly the sheer impossibility of the plans Sheppard comes up with. This tendency has actually been toned down since the character's original appearances in ''SG-1''.
** It should be noted that for further irony, [[spoiler:"his" time machine is actually on Earth. Or at least the one he found.]]
* [[{{Blackadder}} Edmund E. Blackadder]] has this as his primary purpose in three different lives.
** Only three? You're forgetting the specials.
* Salem from ''{{Sabrina the Teenage Witch}}'' (1996-2003 version) and its animated SpinOff.
* Michael Bluth of ''ArrestedDevelopment''. He ''is'' in charge of the family business; it's just that no one listens to him. Often doubles as the StraightMan. Not to mention the OnlySaneMan.
** The narrator might also qualify as a deadpan snarker.
* The Doctor in ''DoctorWho'' sometimes slips into this, especially in the new series. For instance, in "The Girl in the Fireplace":
-->'''Reinette:''' Oh, this is my lover, the King of France.\\
'''The Doctor:''' Yeah? Well, I'm the Lord of Time.
** Former companion Ian Chesterton unexpectedly developed into one of these, though sadly not until his last episode on the show.
* Emerson Cod in ''PushingDaisies''.
** Also Lily. Even the usually polite Ned gets in on the act when he's in a really bad mood.
* Dr. Gregory House on ''{{House}}'' is a very anti-social example of this trope (as well as a plethora of other tropes). James Wilson also acts as this, usually in conjunction with House and snarking right back at him. (It's probably either that or shoot him in the head.) As do Cuddy. And Foreman. And occasionally Cameron and Chase. The new kids are still getting their feet under them, but Taub does fairly well.
-->'''Kutner:''' The shortest distance between here and your memory is straight through your prefrontal cortex. All we have to do is access it.\\
'''Taub:''' Great idea. I'll build the giant submarine. You get the miniaturization gizmo.
* Laverne in ''{{Scrubs}}''. Dr. Cox also gives one-liner snarkiness when he's not ranting.
* In season two of ''{{Torchwood}}'', Ianto turned into one of these.
-->'''Tosh:''' If we knew how it worked, we could feed the world!\\
'''Ianto:''' We could release a single...
** One could argue that he always was, but was merely a lot quieter in season one. Note his attepted explanation of automatic doors in "Out of Time":
--->'''Ianto:''' It's automatic. It knows you're there. There are wave-bouncing detectors which emit high-frequency radio waves....\\
'''Diane:''' Ooh look, bananas!\\
'''Ianto:''' Of course, bananas are far more interesting.
* ''HeyHeyIt'sSaturday'', an Australian variety show, employed a team of snarkers. In addition to [[TheEeyore Red Symons]], who hosted some segments, there were Dickie Knee (a mop with a cap on that would appear between the camera and the host's desk and argue with him), John Blackman (who voiced Dickie and could occasionally be heard snarking over the top of whatever else was going on in his normal voice), the occasional [[CaptionHumor snarky subtitle]], and a caricaturist whose drawings would be cut away to for a second at random. Note: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome this was all done live, off the cuff, week after week]].
* Both Hyde and Red from ''That70sShow'' fit this trope perfectly.
-->'''Red:''' So, you two are gonna save your marriage by dating strangers.\\
'''Midge:''' Well, Red, when you say it like that, it sounds stupid.\\
'''Red:''' Okay Midge, say it so it doesn't sound stupid.
** Eric does this a lot too.
--->'''Kelso:''' OK, fine, but when you guys see my footprints on the moon, what are you gonna say then?\\
'''Eric:''' Hey, some monkey is wearing Kelso's shoes!
** Even Donna gets in on this once in a while.
* Geoffrey from ''{{The Fresh Prince of Bel Air}}'' fits this so well that it's inconceivable how he kept his job as long as he did: "At the risk of sounding redundant, dinner is served."
-->'''Philip:''' Good night, Geoffrey.\\
'''Geoffrey:''' Good night, sir, ..idiot...
--->'''Philip:''' Geoffrey, go fetch me my tools.\\
'''Geoffrey:''' You mean your knife and fork?
* Well, if ''Benson'' could do it for years, in two different series starting on ''Soap'', then why not Geoffrey too? Of course, on ''Soap'', Benson was the snarky butler side character. On the spin-off, he was the snarky main character.
* And, keeping with this theme, Mr. Moseby of ''{{The Suite Life of Zack and Cody}}''.
* Bova on ''SpaceCases'':
-->'''Harlan:''' I'm tired of running from the Spung! This time they're going to know they've been in a fight!\\
'''Bova:''' Oh, yeah, they'll be scraping us off their windshields saying, "Some fight, huh?"
* [[TheMeanBrit Simon]] on ''AmericanIdol'' is wildly known for his insults and trademark sarcasm towards contestants. During the first season he was also known for getting into fights with [[TheDitz Paula]]. They still get into fights, but now there's a hell of a lot more {{UST}}.
* Newman and Elaine on ''{{Seinfeld}}''
** And Jerry
** Hell, Jerry is literally ''made'' of snark. It's his defining quality -- for example, when he and Kramer started taking on each other's personalities due to an apartment switch, Kramer's non-existent snark level immediately shot UpToEleven.
* Drake, Josh, and Josh's girlfriend Mindy from ''DrakeAndJosh''
* Pick a character on ''VeronicaMars''. Any character.
* Zoltan the stuffed wolf in ''YoungDracula''
* Both the ''{{Supernatural}}'' boys are good at this, especially at giving adorable bitchfaces while doing so.
** Also Nick, [[spoiler: the vessel for Lucifer.]]
-->Lucifer: My name is Lucifer.
-->Nick: Sure...naturally. Uh. Could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?
* Crown Attorney David Kaye on ''This is Wonderland'', who also happens to be just a little [[AmbiguouslyGay Ambiguously]] [[CampGay Camp.]]
* Barb on ''TheNewAdventuresOfOldChristine''.
* Kerr Avon of ''[[BlakesSeven Blake's 7]]''.
* Dr. Crower of ''AmericanGothic''.
* A certain character played by Jay Leno on ''The Tonight Show With Jay Leno'' during the 1990's... the genius Mr Brain.
* James May on ''TopGear'', who usually [[TheQuietOne sits quietly]] while his co-presenters argue and waits for a clear shot but whose occasional [[CharacterFilibuster rants]] are the stuff of legend
* One word: [[HighlanderTheSeries Methos]].
** [[IncrediblyLamePun The Freshmaker]]
* Though many or most characters from ''WaterlooRoad'' have their moments, first, second and third prizes have to go to Brett Aspinall.
* Peter Bishop of ''{{Fringe}}'', who seems like the only voice of semi-sanity on the show so far.
-->'''Dr. Bishop:''' I posited in 1976 that it is possible to synchronize the fields of two distinct minds, allowing the sharing of information across the unconscious state... like a string between two tin cans.\\
'''Peter Bishop:''' And, you know, what's great about that is that it's ''completely'' insane.
* Dr. [=McCoy=] and Spock of ''StarTrek'' fame have both been this a few times.
** Even Scotty pulls off a few deadpan snarks.
--->'''Montgomery Scott:''' The keyboard. How quaint.
** Even Kirk has his moments, when he's not losing his shirt and making out with alien babes.
* Most of the main characters of ''CornerGas'' fit this trope.
* Rimmer in ''RedDwarf'' on occasion, due to seeing himself as the OnlySaneMan. One sequence sadly lost from the final episode:
-->'''Cat:''' How do we get to this mirror universe?\\
'''Rimmer:''' You mean because we've got no mode of transport apart from my old bike? Can't Krytie fix some sort of gizmo to the wheel so it crosses dimensions when you go downhill really fast?\\
'''Kochanski:''' You're not helping.\\
'''Rimmer:''' That's not my job.
** Kochanski herself is also a bit of a DeadpanSnarker, with rather more justification for being the Only Sane Person.
** It does usually seem to be a Rimmer/Cat exchange, as again in these two examples from ''Gunmen of the Apocalypse'':
--->'''Cat:''' We don't run, we strike! It's the last thing they'll be expecting!\\
'''Rimmer:''' No-oo, the last thing they'll be expecting is for us to turn into ice skating mongooses and dance the bolero. And your plan makes about as much sense. \\
and\\
'''Cat:''' Isn't there some way we can turn ourselves into tiny electronic people and get in his head? And if not, WHY not?\\
'''Rimmer:''' Look, we can all bring something to this discussion, but I think what you should bring is ''silence''.
* Niles and C.C. Babcock in ''TheNanny'' are this, especially when trying to one-up each other.
** Deadpan Snarkers that are also butlers seem to be a fairly [[ServileSnarker common subtrope]].
* Jed Bartlet has a lot of this going on in ''TheWestWing''. His response to learning that his Vice President is a recovering alcoholic: "Is there anyone around here who's ''not''?" Of course, being President of the United States means that people let you get away with it a bit more.
** Its almost impossibly for Bartlet to not throw out a deadpan snark at the very ''least'' once an episode. Plus, he can often turn them into [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome CMoAs]]. His take on the logic of homophobia as per the Bible's teachings, anyone?
*** This is actually very common form of humor in ''The West Wing'', expect it at least once an episode, and not just from Bartlett but from his staff as well.
**** CJ once gave such a deadpan response that she offended Mandy who took her seriously.
* Shawn Spencer in ''{{Psych}}'' is so deadpan in his snark, he almost comes out the other end to earnestness.
** In fact his Deadpan Snark is so intensely deadpan that at times you wonder if he actually MEANS what he says, no matter how ridiculous it is. He can even use it on his dad.
* Seven of Nine and Tuvok from ''StarTrekVoyager''.
* DCS Foyle from ''FoylesWar''.
* In ''TheSarahConnorChronicles'', Derek Reese and Cameron trade off on this role. In the latter's case, both the deadpanning ''and'' the snark are probably entirely involuntary, as sarcasm is literally lost on her.
-->'''Morris:''' Is this your car?\\
'''Cameron:''' No, it belongs to the guy I killed and stuffed in the trunk.\\
'''Morris:''' ... ''(turns to John)'' Your sister is dark, man.
* The titular character of ''Eli Stone''. He's even shown to be a developing snarker as a kid in flashbacks.
* Everyone on ''WKRPInCincinnati'' was this at one point or another -- even Les:
-->'''Jennifer:''' Well, Les? Don't you have a "line" for me?\\
'''Les:''' "Hi. I'm fabulously wealthy."
* Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs, ''{{NCIS}}''. Also, Tony.
* Illya Kuryakin in several episodes of the 60s spy series ''TheManFromUNCLE''. Usually when in the hands of THRUSH or another villain:
-->''(Solo is deep undercover in a THRUSH laboratory, while Kuryakin has been captured by THRUSH mooks and is in a holding cell)''
-->'''Napoleon Solo:''' ''(on his communicator)'' Open Channel D. Control, this is Sheep's Clothing. Come in, Control. Open Channel D. ''(sotto voce)'' Jammed. How about Channel F? Is there anything new on Channel F?\\
'''Illya Kuryakin:''' Not much. What's new with you?\\
'''Napoleon Solo:''' Illya, is that you? What are you doing on Channel F?\\
'''Illya Kuryakin:''' Don't be presumptuous. You called me.\\
'''Napoleon Solo:''' Where are you?\\
'''Illya Kuryakin:''' I'm tied up right now.\\
'''Napoleon Solo:''' I get the feeling you're not telling me everything.\\
'''Illya Kuryakin:''' Well, Miss Francis and I were detained by the THRUSH welcome wagon.\\
'''Napoleon Solo:''' Ah, you've been captured.\\
'''Illya Kuryakin:''' It's amazing how you grasp the picture with such unerring clarity.\\
-- "The Sort of Do-It-Yourself Dreadful Affair" (third season)
* In ''ILoveLucy'', Fred Mertz is a blatant deadpan snarker, usually asking a serious question through which Lucy or Ethel become the butt of the joke.
* The ever-popular sitcom ''HogansHeroes'' gives almost every single character the role of deadpan snarker, such as responding to the kommandant's pledge of support with "we might be able to pull through anyway" or playing on the stereotypes of each prisoner's nationalities. When not acting as a (presumably) ignorant sarcastic comedian in front of the German officers, Colonel Hogan also proves to be an example of this when he makes frequent comments at the others' expense in his usual business tone of speaking.
* ''TheAndyGriffithShow'''s Howard Sprague became the subject of one of the episodes for his talent on delivering a punchline in the truest fashion of the deadpan snarker. Because of this, the other characters see fit to recommend his appearance on a tv show. When he uses their names to improve his performance, he gets in trouble because they become insulted by them rather than recognizing them as jokes.
* Michael Weston's voiceovers in ''BurnNotice'' often come into this, as does Sam Axe.
* A few of the characters on ''{{Freaks and Geeks}}'' display this quality, but Ken Miller in particular would have to be on a shortlist of characters who ''embody'' this trope.
* Frazer on ''{{Neighbours}}''.
* Most every character on ''MysteryScienceTheater3000'' was capable of this, with Crow T. Robot perhaps being the champ.
* Dorothy from ''TheGoldenGirls'', who would mostly make sarcastic replies whenever Rose made an idiotic comment.
* The titular character from ''{{Raven}}'' could be described as one.
* The various hosts of E! network's ''Talk Soup'' (Greg Kinnear, John Henson, Aisha Tyler, etc.) were pretty much all about this trope.
* Cal Lightman on ''{{Lie to Me}}'', though the rest of the Lightman Group have their fair share of snark.
* Doctor Cottle and Brother Cavil in ''BattlestarGalactica''.
* ''{{Wiseguy}}''. Vinnie Terranova's OCB [[TheHandler handler]] Frank [=McPike=].
-->"You [=McPike=]?"\\
"Most of my life. In 3rd grade I was Batman, but that seems to have passed."
* Several characters on ''{{Lost}}'' tend toward sarcasm, but Juliet and especially Miles are probably the most deadpan about it.
** The season one finale, ''Exodus:''
-->'''Hurley:''' ''(as they find the ''Black Rock'')'' Dude. How does something like this... happen?\\
'''Rousseau:''' Are you on the same island as I am?
* Bob Newhart was one of these (as well as an OnlySaneMan) on both ''TheBobNewhartShow'' and ''{{Newhart}}''.
** Mr. Carlin was also one on the earlier show.
* Frasier Crane, on both ''{{Cheers}}'' and ''{{Frasier}}''.
** Lilith and Niles, as well.
* Lorelai and Rory on the ''GilmoreGirls'' and pretty much every other character too.
* Tenaya 7 of ''PowerRangersRPM'' is ''very'' reminiscent of [[KimPossible Shego]].
* Conan O'Brien, former-Late Night and current-Tonight Show host embodies this trope in regards to talk shows. He'll generally spend the entire show mocking audience reactions, expressing disbelief at the various jokes and bits (usually as he's performing them, no less), and generally ragging on guests' stories. Not to mention his remote bits, where he takes the snarking to a third location, usually to make an affectionate mockery of a place or activity. One could make the case that you need to be a deadpan snarker in the first place to be a successful comedy talk show host, but Conan's take on the format has been to rib it from every angle.
* On ''HowIMetYourMother'' we have Barney as the DeadpanSnarker... and Lily... and Ted... and Marshall... and Robin... and Tony (Stella's [[spoiler:fiancee]]).
** This troper would say it's more a case of HIMYM being smothered in "BigApplesauce".
* Jaye on ''{{Wonderfalls}}'' definitly fits this one. Mahandra sometimes too. In fact dead pan snark is a staple for Brian Fuller: George and Rube on ''{{Dead Like Me}}'' and Emerson Cod on ''{{Pushing Daisies}}'' fit this one as well.
* JonStewart on ''TheDailyShow''.
* Most of the characters on ''{{Criminal Minds}}'' make use of this type of humor, although they occasionally can't keep a straight face. Aaron Hotchner is famous for it. David Rossi and Emily Prentiss are also both very good at this, particularly when they're working together, which just fuels the father/daughter-like relationship between the two.
** [[YourMileageMayVary You say "father/daughter"]], I say [[MayDecemberRomance May/December UST]].
* Lionel Hardcastle in the BBC show ''As Time Goes By' falls under this category.
-->'''Alistair:''' Can we have a locker room talk?\\
'''Lionel:''' I don't have a locker room, but you're perfectly free to talk.\\

* The Team A captains on ShootingStars
* The titular ''MyFamily''. Yes, every single member, possibly except Nick.
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[[folder:New Media]]
* The website Cracked.com is the ''epitome'' of this archetype.
** So, it comes as no surpise that [[JohnDiesAtTheEnd David Wong]] writes for that site.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* Legendary comedy team [[BobAndRay Bob & Ray]] based their entire act around this trope, as applied originally to [[RadioDrama the medium they worked in]], and later expanded to take in pretty much every media trend and fad going. Given their influence on modern American comedy - including but not limited to Bob Newhart and George Carlin - it could be argued that they played a major role in popularising the concept.
-->'''Bob:''' ''(introducing a "human interest" segment)'' We've found that you listeners enjoy hearing these pathetic people tell their tragic stories.
* Robin Ince in ''Mitch Benn's Crimes Against Music''. And in real life.
* The late Humphrey Lyttleton on ''ImSorryIHaventAClue'', whose chairman persona believed the entire game was insane, and the teams were clearly idiots for doing these things. (Except Mornington Crescent. ''That'' was SeriousBusiness.)
* Spock in the ''Spock Versus Q'' audio plays ''Armageddon Tonight'' and ''Did I say that?''. Technically, ''Q'' is the DeadpanSnarker for most of the latter play, but only because he's Spock. ItMakesSenseInContext.
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[[folder:Religion]]
* It tends to get lost in translation, but the gospels often portray Jesus as quite the DeadpanSnarker. [[http://artfuljesus.0catch.com/viney.html This article gives a pretty good overview.]]
** The New International Version presents it well in Mark 9:23:
--->'''Father of boy possessed by evil spirit:''' But if you can do anything, take pity on us and help us.\\
'''Jesus:''' ''... "If you can"?'' Everything is possible for he that believes.
** Other than him, Paul of Tarsus loved to deal some snark in his epistles. In one instance, mediating an argument amongst the Galatians about circumcision, he helpfully recommends to the conservative Jewish converts agitating against the pagan converts that they "go the whole way and cut the entire thing off!"
** In I Samuel 21, David is brought before King Achish, and fearing for his life he feigns insanity. When Achish sees him, he sarcastically asks his servants if he has a shortage of madmen, that they need to bring him another.
** In 1 Kings 18, Elijah challenges the prophets of Baal to a showdown, to see whose god could ignite a sacrifice. After what must be hours of calling for Baal:
--->'''Elijah:''' Call at the top of your voice, for he is a god; for he mus be concerned with a matter, and he has excrement and has to go to the privy. Or maybe he is asleep and ought to wake up.
* Buddha, reportedly.
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[[folder:Stand-up Comedy]]
* Stand-up comedian Rich Hall is one of the most extreme examples of this trope, even when he is genuinely overjoyed about something, he still sounds incredibly sarcastic.
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[[folder:Theater]]
* Mary Flynn from ''MerrilyWeRollAlong''. An unusual character trait given that she's the chick in her PowerTrio.
* Joanne in ''{{Company}}''. She's about as snarky as you can find.
* Ruth Sherwood from ''Wonderful Town'', especially in her song "One Hundred Easy Ways".
* While its hardly the first thing that comes to mind, John Proctor of ''TheCrucible'' shows some of this, especially in Act One.
* ''{{Arms and the Man}}'' has Nicola, who is always ready with some witty banter behind the master's back.
* Phyllis from ''Follies''.
* Mercutio from ''Romeo and Juliet''. Especially as he's dying.
* {{Hamlet}}. All the time. Even talking to himself.
* In Act One of Wicked Fiyero has elements of this. His response when Elphaba claims his carriage almost ran her over is to comment that his driver saw green (her skincolour) and thought it meant go, and when asked if he was sleeping rather than paying attention tells her that of course he was sleeping, it's daytime.
** Don't forget, Elphaba has a bit of deadpan snarkyness too.
* In ''[[SeventeenSeventySix 1776]]'', Franklin, Jefferson, ''and'' Adams all have their moments, but Jefferson wins for sheer... [[BuffySpeak deadpan-yness]].
-->'''Adams:''' Do you mean to tell me that [the Declaration of Independence] is not yet finished?!\\
'''Jefferson:''' No, sir. I mean to say that it is not yet begun.
** And then, almost immediately afterwards:
--> '''Adams:''' He has a whole week! The world was created in a week!\\
'''Jefferson:''' Someday you must tell me how you did it.
** One of the funniest iterations of a RunningGag:
-->'''Adams:''' Disgusting. Look at him, Franklin. Virginia's most famous lover!\\
'''Jefferson:''' Virginia abstains.
* Gemma on ''Sons of Anarchy'':
-->'''Gemma:''' Jesus is the guy who cuts my lawn.
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* Jade from ''{{Tales of the Abyss}}'' is king of this trope. [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Snarkiness is just his way of showing affection]], after all.
--> '''Jade:''' Don't worry, the worst that could happen is we all die.\\
...\\
'''Jade:''' Having this many suicidal people around is really getting on my nerves.\\
...\\
'''Anise:''' Colonel, you're a terrific liar! Your smile hasn't budged!\\
'''Jade:''' Oh not at all, I'm crying on the inside, wracked with guilt.\\
'''Guy:''' Uh-huh...

* Kazooie from ''{{Banjo-Kazooie}}'', due to both plain snarkyness and being fairly {{Genre Savvy}}. Apparently this was supposed to be reduced in Nuts & Bolts. [[NoFourthWall Oops.]]
* Garrett in ''{{Thief}}''.
-->'''Garrett:''' Is this how our arrangement is going to work? You coming up with ways for me to get myself killed?
* Crypto in ''DestroyAllHumans''.
* Falco in ''StarFox''.
** Not a very good one, though. In the secret StarFox taunts of ''SuperSmashBros Brawl'', his attempted deadpan snarking was deadpan snarked. By Slippy.
* Gig from ''SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters'', who liberally throws around insults and sarcasm directed at you, your team-mates and the world in general whenever he's annoyed, smug, confrontational, or just plain bored (in other words, all of the time, except when he's offering exposition or being incredibly self-aggrandizing).
* [=GLaDOS=] from ''{{Portal}}'' gradually turns into this by the end of the game.
* At least one NPC in each Bioware {{RPG}} (''[[BaldursGate Baldur's Gate]]'', ''KnightsOfTheOldRepublic'', ''JadeEmpire'', ''MassEffect'') will be of this sort, and the game will occasionally allow the main character to snark it up too.
-->'''[[JerkAss Turian Councillor]]:''' And how many generations do you think it will take for [[BeePeople them]] to [[BugWar wipe us out?!]]\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Shepard]]''': Three. No, wait! Four!
* Rouge often slips into this in ''[[SonicTheHedgehog Sonic Chronicles]]''. It's a pity she's such a SpoonyBard gameplay-wise, since bringing her along to plot related stuff often results in funny.
** Sonic, too. Basically any DialogueTree option symbolized by a winking Sonic will result in snarking.
* ''{{The Legend of Zelda}}'' has both [[{{Expy}} Tatl]] from ''Majora's Mask'' and [[TheImp Midna]] from ''Twilight Princess'', although the latter to a much greater extent than the former.
* Lawrence, the robot butler of BigBad Dr. Nefarious in the third ''RatchetAndClank'' game. Most of Lawrence's snarkiness is directed at his ([[FalseReassurance largely oblivious]]) boss, but he manages to get off a few snide remarks at the heroes, as well.
-->'''Nefarious:''' So this is the mighty Q-Force? I could destroy the lot of you and it wouldn't even get mentioned in Supervillain Weekly!\\
'''Lawrence:''' Ah, but think of the favor you'd be doing the fashion world, sir.
* ''PhoenixWrightAceAttorney'' is commonly [[OnlySaneMan the sole voice of reason]] in his world of spirit mediums, [[BunnyEarsLawyer crazy dominatrix prosecutors]], and [[CourtroomAntic wacky courtroom hijinks]] (despite being the cause of half of them).
** This even continues after he is [[spoiler:no longer the lawyer]] in the newer games; if anything becoming ''even more snarky'' as he becomes a bit of a ChessMaster.
** At one point in the third game, you get to play as Miles Edgeworth. He's much more of a DeadpanSnarker than Phoenix.
*** He's also going to be getting his own game, OrSoIHeard.
** Apollo Justice from the fourth game also gets in on the act too. "I'm a lawyer. I live for needless procedures."
* Centurion Tenebrae carries on right where Jade left off in ''[[TalesOfSymphoniaDawnOfTheNewWorld Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World]]''.
** He doesn't always succeed.
*** Especially not when [[TheDitz Colette]]'s around.
* [[{{Badass}} Yuri]] [[VigilanteMan Lowell]] from ''{{Tales of Vesperia}}'' [[{{Expy}} has been called Jade 2.0 for a reason...]]
** Don't forget Rita.
* Both The Bard and the unnamed narrator, in the 2004 version of ''[[TheBardsTale The Bard's Tale]]''. They trade barbs to each other about the ridiculous things that happen in the game.
** In fact, "snarky" is a actual in game option to chose when engaging in dialogue.
* Trilby in ''[[ChzoMythos 5 Days a Stranger]]'' definitely feels snarky... and can you blame him?
* Ling Tong's debut in ''Dynasty Warriors'' portrayed him as a deadpan snarker, primarily to Gan Ning. Averted in the spin-off/crossover Warriors Orochi, where he's just an ass.
* Ishida Mitsunari in ''SamuraiWarriors'', and even more so in the spin-off game Warriors Orochi acting as [[ Cao Pi's]] primary foil.
* Haskill from ''{{The Elder Scrolls}} IV: Shivering Isles''. He's never ''not'' snarking at you.
* With all the shit [[GrandTheftAuto Niko Bellic]] gives his clients, it's a surprise he gets work.
** Huang is pretty much the same in ''Chinatown Wars''; it's a pity absolutely no one takes him seriously.
* Several characters from ''NeverwinterNights2'' fulfill this trope, most notably Sand, Bishop (who only does it to wound people) and, sometimes, Neeshka.
** Though most of the time, Neeshka does it with too much emotion attached to truly fit this trope. It's usually in response to one of the other companions rubbing her the wrong way, after all.
* ''{{Disgaea}}'' games are guarenteed to have at least one per game.
* Morte from ''[[PlanescapeTorment Planescape: Torment]]'', who is such an aggravating snarker that he has a special ability called "litany of curses" that can drive your enemies so crazy with anger they have to attack him in melee. Even if they're a SquishyWizard.
* Zyzyx from ''{{Sacrifice}}'', who incidentally is voiced by Rob Paulsen, the same man who voiced Morte above. Amongst the gods, Stratos can also get rather sarcastic at times, and even good ol' boy James displays a surprisingly dry wit at times.
* Saki Tsuzura from the [[PinkBishoujoGhetto all-female]] fighting game ''ArcanaHeart'' has some win quotes that have her flatly criticizing an opponent's skill and/or mindset.
* In ''MarvelUltimateAlliance'', {{Spider-Man}} ''EPITOMIZES'' this trope. 25% of his time is being useful, 75% is being an ass to Nick Fury.
-->'''Fury:''' Spider-Man. Didn't expect you to answer my call [for help].\\
'''Spider-Man:''' What? And miss riding on the Helicarrier? This beast has gotta be the biggest waste of tax payer money in history. Hey, you guys have any plans to make a flying Mt. Rushmore? Seriously, that would totally rock.
** {{Deadpool}} is a close second, although much of his comments are a bit more [[TalkativeLoon on the surreal side.]]
*** If you have them both in the same party, the former deadpan snarks at the latter about finally meeting someone whose jokes are worse than his.
*** In Deadpool's solo mission he encounters an evil clone of Spidey. They engage in an epic Snark-Off, until Evil-Spidey's master Arcade gets annoyed and interrupts so they can actually get to the fight.
* ''{{Grandia}} II'' uses the ''main'' character as its snarker, resulting in many wonderful conversations where the party wants to stop and help people in need, and Ryudo rolls his eyes, mocks them all, and reluctantly agrees to go along with it.
* [[MetalGear Solid Snake]], either in his own games or in ''Super Smash Bros. Brawl''.
* In the ''VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines'', Beckett is a prime DeadpanSnarker, as is Deb, the host for an [[ShowWithinAShow in-game late-night radio talk show]].
* [[GearsofWar Damon Baird]]. Marcus Fenix also comes in close behind him, especially when they're paired together, to the point where Dom remarks that its "Like two assholes on their first date."
* The Stranger from Terminal Reality's ''Nocturne'' claims to have no sense of humor, but still manages to deliver some vicious one-liners to those around him, particularly when he is especially annoyed (i.e. much of the time).
-->'''Bobby Jo:''' Are you married?\\
'''Stranger:''' No.\\
'''Bobby Jo:''' My daddy says I'm going to make some lucky man very happy some day when I get married.\\
'''Stranger:''' He was probably referring to himself.
* Neku Sakuraba in ''TheWorldEndsWithYou'', especially in [[AlternateUniverse Another Day]]. Joshua as well, though he's a lot less cynical and does it more [[JerkAss for the sake of annoying Neku]].
* Guillo. Full stop. ''BatenKaitos Origins'' is pretty much worth playing just to hear Guillo's hilarious remarks. This is just one example:
-->'''Guillo:''' Who throws barrels at people? What are you, some monkey who's run off with a pretty wench?
* The ability to select dialogue options allows you to be this in ''{{Fallout}} 3''. In fact, one of a set of optional quest rewards depends on your willingess to respond snidely to a variety of questions.
-->"Too... tired... to be... snide."
* The ''{{Jak and Daxter}}'' games dispense this trope with a [[MoreDakka Vulcan Fury]]. Daxter has been known to ask the progression-critical warrior NPC "Have you tried attacking him with your melodrama? 'Cause it's killing me!". Samos is also fairly good at it...oh, and when Jak takes his SuperpoweredEvilSide [[TookALevelInBadass Level in Badass]], he begins dropping his own smart remarks.
* An interesting case in ''[[{{Bomberman}} Bomberman 64 The Second Attack]]'' where Bomberman himself, despite being portrayed as a HeroicMime in the game, is revealed to actually be a deadpan snarker after getting the good ending which goes back and shows what the White Bomber was saying in most of game's cutscenes. Most of which are snarky comebacks directed at his comic relief partner, [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter Pommy]].
* Given the fact that the series has LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters, ''FireEmblem'' naturally has some of these. Ranulf is probably the best example, though Ike himself is pretty good at it when Ranulf's not around.
* [[DeusEx Deus Ex]] has a lot of snarky remarks here and there.
-->'''JC Denton:''' A bomb's a bad choice for close-range combat.\\
...\\
'''JC Denton:''' You mechs may have copper wiring to reroute your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.\\
...\\
'''Walton Simons:''' You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors.\\
'''JC Denton:''' That makes me one ugly son of a bitch. How'd my face get all marked up with bioelectrics?\\
...\\
'''Bob Page:''' You're too late! Already I am more than human...\\
'''JC Denton:''' Does that mean I don't get the job?
* Aschen Brodel from ''SuperRobotTaisen: OG Saga: EndlessFrontier'' is one of these... when she's not being a GenkiGirl due to the mental effects of her SuperMode.
* The newest incarnation of [[PrinceOfPersia the Prince]] certainly qualifies; he uses snarkiness to complement his role as a LoveableRogue.
**Well, so did the older one. It was part of his charm. The fact that he stopped snarking in ''[[DarkerAndEdgier Warrior Within]]'' was the first sign of his CharacterDerailment.
-->''"Of course, finding my way to the baths from here should be easy. I'll just ask the nearest sand creature. 'Could you direct me to the baths? Thanks.' 'No problem, I used to be a bath attendant back when I was alive'."''
* Colonel Hakha from {{Killzone}} is one of these, providing an excellent foil to Rico's dumbassery.
* Archibald Ironfist, from MightAndMagic, tends towards this, though especially in HeroesofMightAndMagic II, this sometimes overlaps with gloating.
* Raziel from the ''{{Legacy of Kain}}'' series is an excellent example of the trope, especially from ''Soul Reaver 2'' on. It's made even better because he speaks in the [[PardonMeStewardessISpeakIambicPentameter distinctive]] [[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness style]] the games are known for.
-->'''Raziel:''' Oh no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I have the stomach for it.
**This is particularly funny because, as a twice-reincarnated wraith whose physical body was burned away when he was thrown into a whirlpool as a vampire (a race to which water and acid might as well bear the same label), he quite literally does not have the stomach for monumental and terrible things since he ''doesn't have a stomach at all'' anymore.
* With the recent new campaign, Crash Course, for ''Left4Dead'', tough guy Francis has become a bit of a snarky character. The snark bait is mostly confined to the intro where he tells Louis that they just escaped from a helicopter crash and have to walk the rest of the way and asks him if he still feels positive now.
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* About half the cast of ''RedVsBlue'', especially Grif and Church.
-->'''Grif:''' So {{let me get this straight}}. We're going to steal a bomb from the enemy base -- a bomb that can be remotely detonated, I might add -- and then we're going to take it back to our base and ''all huddle around it''. What a great plan.\\
'''Simmons:''' Well of course it sounds stupid when you say it like that.
** [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] when the Reds ask Grif to come up with his own plan and he's unable to think of anything. "My skills lie more in listening to other people's plans and telling them what's wrong with them."
* Gary to Roamin the Paladin in ''UnforgottenRealms''. Usually in the form of blunt, tactless explanations of how Roamin is being stupid.
-->'''Roamin:''' Gary, why are we even friends?\\
'''Gary:''' Well, no-one will be friends with you, and I enjoy pissing on people's parades.\\
'''Roamin:''' Better reasons than most, I suppose.\\
'''Gary:''' Not really, it's probably the worst reason for being friends out of anyone who has ever used the word "friendship" to describe their bond with another person.
* ''HomestarRunner'': Strong Bad. Strong Sad sometimes fulfills this role when he isn't busy being TheEeyore.
* Raimi Matthews from ''BrokenSaints''.
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* Antimony and Reynardine from ''GunnerkriggCourt''.
-->'''Reynardine:''' Haha! Tired already, child?\\
'''Antimony:''' Don't be so cocky. You don't have any lungs.
* Jason Grey in ''TheWotch'' (and [[GenderBender Sonja]] as well of course).
* Stickman from ''{{Stickman and Cube}}''.
* Zodon from the web- and print-comic ''[[http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/ps238/ PS238]]''.
* Tycho in ''PennyArcade''.
* Roy Greenhilt from ''{{The Order of the Stick}}'' has his snarkiness being his primary character flaw.
** What do you mean, "flaw"?
*** Well, it's a flaw according to the beings of pure law and good that judge him in the afterlife, anyway. Since he is Lawful Good, that's a flaw.
** He's also notably the lead hero, not a supporting character. Among the supporting roles, Vaarsuvius plays this role often.
*** As does Belkar, post-fake CharacterDevelopment.
---->'''Crystal:''' Arrgh! You little twit, I'm gonna kill you!\\
'''Belkar:''' Yeah, and I'm going to drop a house on you and sing about how I represent the Lollipop Guild. C'mon, let's keep our threats realistic, shall we?
** On the evil side, this role is usually taken by Redcloak, who is often paired up with [[CardCarryingVillain over-the-top cliched bad guy]] Xyklon or the [[CloudCuckoolander adorably naive]] Monster in the Darkness.
--->'''Redcloak:''' I'm on my way to finish zombifying the monsters we killed up in the tower.\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' Yeah, I can help with that.\\
'''Redcloak:''' Really? So, I guess those three boxes of mallomars you finished off somehow earned you enough XP to gain 5 levels in cleric overnight.\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' Well, they were especially chewy....\\
'''Redcloak:''' Then unless you are volunteering your services as raw materials, I don't think you are going to be much help.
*** Pretty much half of the named characters get a crowning moment of snark or two, and even some unnamed. Bonus points to ''SpoonyBard'' Elan, who's not particularly bright most of the time, doubles as his ''CrowningMomentOfAwesome'' when he [[spoiler: pulls a ''WhatTheHellHero'' moment on Varsuvius when he/she killed a minor villain purely because he/she was impatient that the plot wasn't moving fast enough for his/her taste.]]
* Kris from ''[[http://www.bardsworth.com Bardsworth]]''.
* Faye (and others) in ''QuestionableContent''.
* Nearly all the cast of ''SomethingPositive'', but Davan is King Snark. Also many people in another of the author's comics, ''Super Stupor''. Come to think of it, perhaps every character R. K. Milholland creates.
** And thus, probably Milholland himself, as well.
* ''{{ADVENTURERS}}!'' has one in each camp: Ardam for the heroes and Argent for the villains. Though Ardam is usually more "exasperated" than "deadpan".
* Jason in ''{{Multiplex}}''. Funnily enough, he is often confused for an AuthorAvatar, which the author denies... to some extent.
* Most of the cast of ''LackadaisyCats'' indulges in some snark, but Zib almost ''exists'' to offer his sarcastic take on matters.
* Rayne of ''LeastICouldDo'' goes so far over the top with the IdiotHero and HandsomeLech routines that most of the rest of the cast are divided into those who can use deadpan snarking to survive his bombastic ways (Issa and Noel), and those who turn into his punching bags (Jon and Mick). Noel is probably the best example.
* Any character in ''AntiheroForHire'' who isn't a) Doctor Nefarious b) ice-powered guy still looking for a name c) Baron Diamond. And even they have their moments.
* Half the regular [non-superhero] cast in ''Head Trip'', Lilian especially, plus Chemokid.
* A vast majority of the cast of ''[=~8-Bit Theater~=]''. Most notable are Sarda, Black Mage, Thief, and White Mage.
* Kei in ''[[http://www.revenant-braves.schala.net Circumstances of the Revenant Braves]]''.
* Emperor Krosp in ''GirlGenius''. Then again, he /is/ a cat. It comes with the territory.
* Dewey from ''Unshelved''.
-->'''Mell:''' People don't like it when you're right all the time.\\
'''Dewey:''' If being right is wrong, I don't want to be right. Nah, I still want to be right.
* Nancy in ''[[http://rhapsodies.wpmorse.com/ Rhapsodies]]''.
* Pretty much every main and supporting character in both Michael Poe's ''ErrantStory'' have their moments of this, but the males seem especially prone to it. Jon and Ellis probably have a Snark/Strip ratio of 2:1.
* Green in ''The Law of Purple'' occasionally pulls a DeadpanSnarker moment, as does his brother Blue.
* Marius from ''MyLifeInBlue''.
* While Artax tries it occasionally...
-->'''Yeager:''' Contrary to... ''most'' of my dating history, not every woman who's interested in me is a flesh-craving abomination.\\
'''Artax:''' Really? Have you been seeing someone we don't know about?
::... {{Nodwick}} does it more or less nonstop.
-->'''Artax:''' She Who Must Not Be Named has taken That Which Man Was Not Meant To Know!\\
'''Nodwick:''' Did she say where She Who went?\\
'''Artax:''' To The Lands Which Know No Name!\\
'''Nodwick:''' Uh-huh... let me know if we find any proper nouns in all this mess.
* In ''RPGWorld'', pretty much every member of the main cast gets a turn at deadpan snarking, even [[TheDitz the dim-witted Hero]]. [[OnlySaneMan Cherry]], [[WhiteHairedPrettyBoy Eikre]], and [[WrenchWench Reka]] are the most frequent offenders.
* Most of the cast of FletcherApts except for Kia and Mr.Fletcher.
* Susan in ''ElGoonishShive''.
* K, Liz, Mary, and (of course) [[{{Satan}} Lucifer}} from Blip.
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* Sarah in ''{{lonelygirl15}}'' and, to a much lesser extent, ''[=~LG15: the resistance~=]''.
* The title character of JossWhedon's ''[[DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog]]''. (See the page quote)
* John, and to a lesser extent, Dave, from ''{{John Dies at the End}}''.
* Jeff Andonuts, hands down, in ''FobbiesAreBorange''.
-->'''Jeff:''' Isn't your mom's name Rosie?\\
'''Paula:''' Well, yeah...\\
'''Jeff:''' Rosie the robot. He took the name from the Jetsons. Your mother is a robot, Paula.
* At the SuperHeroSchool [[WhateleyUniverse Whateley Academy]], a LOT of the main characters. Phase has a very dry delivery, but (quite reluctantly) admits that Chaka is even funnier. Jobe (an amoral side character) and Jericho (a newer main character) also fit this trope.
* Common both in and out of character in ''SurvivalOfTheFittest''. One of the better examples would be Sean O'Cann, at least in his moments of clarity.
* [[ZeroPunctuation Ben Croshaw]] very rarely feels the need to be deadpan--his humor's most often very blatant. Every so often, though...
* Danny Brady in ''ShadowUnit'' often fills this role, and so does Daphne Worth from time to time--usually when she's trying to outdo Brady.
* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.
* As ''{{Unskippable}}'''s premise is based off of ''MysteryScienceTheatre3000'', it's only expected that the two hosts play this role to a T.
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* Tyrone from ''TheBackyardigans'' plays this role both audibly and more often visually. Somehow, despite him not wearing pants, he manages to give the impression he's slouching with his hands stuck in his pockets.
-->''(from "To the Center of the Earth", after Tyrone loses his penny a second time because of Uniqua's invention)''\\
'''Tyrone:''' See? I could have just walked over to get it. Now it's lost!\\
'''Professors Uniqua & Pablo:''' Poppycock! Inventions are always the way!\\
'''Tyrone:''' The way to drop my penny.
* {{Spider-Man}}, especially in the most recent series.
* Scourge occasionally plays this to Cyclonus in ''{{Transformers}}''.
-->'''Cyclonus:''' ''(in reference to hearing something moving)'' It's probably just the wind.\\
'''Scourge:''' Cyclonus, there's no wind in space.
* Huey Freeman on ''TheBoondocks''.
* Frylock on ''AquaTeenHungerForce'', but Master Shake acts as the Deadpan Snarker in ''Total Re-Carl''.
* Sokka on ''AvatarTheLastAirbender'' initially fit this role like a glove, but as time went on, he [[CharacterDevelopment developed]] into actually being the one to make the plans.
-->'''Katara:''' If it looks like trouble, we'll leave.\\
'''Sokka:''' Yeah, because we always leave before we get into trouble....
** Fortunately, Toph came in and was able to successfully fulfill, if not surpass him in, this role: "I don't know if you've noticed, but things don't always go so smoothly for our little gang." The creators actually comment on the DVDCommentary that she took the place Sokka had before [[ThrowItIn he shifted to a livelier character from his voice-actor's performance]].
** Mai has elements of it as well:
--->'''Guard:''' What are you doing?!\\
'''Mai:''' Saving the jerk who dumped me.
*** [[http://iroh.org/screencaps/ep33/ep33-485.png "We lost."]]
* Shego from ''KimPossible''. In fact, she consideres Drakken to be little more than mocking gold.
-->'''Shego:''' Okay, let's get [[OperationBlank Plan Too-Complicated-To-Actually-Work]] over with.\\
...\\
'''Drakken:''' Would it hurt you to show a little enthusiasm?\\
'''Shego:''' Woohoo, extra hoo. Happy?\\
...\\
'''Shego:''' Y'know, for someone who's supposedly a mad genius, I'm not seeing much of the "genius".\\
'''Dr. Drakken:''' Keep it up Shego, and you'll see plenty of the "mad".\\
'''Shego:''' Ooh, scary man.
** Fun-fact: Shego wasn't originally planned to be like this, but after the directors realized how much talent her voice actress had in doing the DeadpanSnarker, they changed her whole script.
** Kim herself also has her moments.
* In the latter episodes, Stan from ''SouthPark'' has a habit of pinching the bridge of his nose and sigh, when other character does something stupid. He often exclaims "Dude, this is pretty fucked up right here" and, in "Child Abduction is Not Funny", he remarks to Kyle, "Dude, sometimes I think our parents are really stupid," and as they rejoin their families at the conclusion of the episode, "Jesus Christ, dude, they've done some stupid crap before, but, Jesus Christ...".
** And there's ''[[AntiHero Craig]]'' :
--->'''Craig:''' This is fun. Let's walk for miles through a spooky jungle. It just keeps getting better and better.\\
...\\
'''Stan:''' Dude, what is this place?\\
'''Random guy:''' It's like... an unknown valley that time forgot, where everything grows huge.\\
'''Craig:''' That's a shock. I decided to follow you, guys, and now I'm in land of a giant's lost world.\\
...\\
'''Stan:''' Let's see what's in there.\\
'''Craig:''' Let's see what's in there. That's why you guys get into these situations. Because when you come across a spooky, ancient ruin, you say: "''Let's see what's in there.''"
** Of course, all Craig's lines are like this.
* Rattrap from ''{{Transformers}}: BeastWars'' fits this role perfectly. He is snide, cynical, and sarcastic. He's notable for his frequent use of the phrase "We're all gonna die.", and constantly bickers with Dinobot, and, later, Depth Charge. He is, however, a capable soldier and, if need be, leader, though JerkWithAHeartOfGold may be stretching it.
-->'''Rattrap:''' Eh, command's a pain in the tail... especially with ''this'' pack of hyenas. You can ''keep'' it.
** Blackarachnia, as the show's resident DarkActionGirl, also qualifies. Especially when dealing with Silverbolt.
* Slapper, Gas Skunk, and Dark Scream do this a lot to their boss, Sky-Byte, in ''{{Transformers}}: Robots in Disguise''.
* Squidward from ''{{SpongeBob SquarePants}}''.
* Mandy, from ''{{The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy}}''. Grim has his moments, too.
* Daria from ''{{Daria}}'' is a deadpan snarker to the point of having [[TheDaria a trope based off of her]].
** See also Jane Lane.
** See also, on occasion, Trent Lane, Tom Sloane, Jodie Landon, and Michael Jordan MacKenzie (a.k.a. Mack).
* Brian from ''FamilyGuy'' is an example. The fact that he is a dog is one of the show's MANY running gags.
* Raven in ''TeenTitans'':
-->'''Beast Boy:''' See? [Blackfire] thinks I'm funny.\\
'''Raven:''' Statistically, I suppose ''someone'' has to.\\
'''Beast Boy:''' >:O
** And, of course:
--->(unicorn statuette causes a secret door to open)\\
'''Raven:''' Well, that's not suspicious...
* Sgt. Mike Cosgrove from ''{{Freakazoid}}'' is a gruff, [[EyesAlwaysShut eyeless]] example of this trope and is thoroughly played for laughs. Examples of his deadpan nature include his catchphrase, a deadpan command of "Cut it out." which seems to have a supernatural ability to manipulate people into stopping whatever they're doing no matter what it is, similar to a Jedi mind trick, and a scene where he tries to comfort the main character, Freakazoid, for his {{Cloudcuckoolander}}-based problems by saying, "You're not a failure kid. It's just that your ideas are silly and dumb."
** There's really no snark to Cosgrove, just enough deadpan and ineffect to have the same result. To give an idea of his deadpan "Cut it out." power, in the comics based on the shows, Cosgrove used it successfully on the ''{{Animaniacs}}''. This is the ''only'' time the Animaniacs have ''ever'' stopped when told.
* Hawkgirl from ''JusticeLeague'', who especially had a talent for dishing verbal ownage out on Flash:
-->'''Flash:''' Fastest man alive.\\
'''Hawkgirl:''' [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar Which probably explains why you can't get a date.]]
** In his few brief appearances, villain Shade has his moments:
--->'''Shade''': Lex Luthor? The plot thins.
* Jamie from ''{{Megas XLR}}'' is, while being a strong coward and womanizer, a decent example of the trope. He is often well aware of and comments on the lunacy and danger of Coop's actions and, sometimes, dialogue. That being said however, he seems to enjoy the destruction Coop's actions brings, so may or may not comment if it doesn't directly affect him.
* Dougal in ''TheMagicRoundabout'', at least in the English language version. Adapter and voice artist Eric Thompson based his portrayal of Dougal on TonyHancock's radio and TV persona.
* Lula the talking sword in ''{{Dave the Barbarian}}''.
* Tecna in ''[[{{WinxClub}} Winx Club]]'' sometimes acts like this.
* Limburger in ''BikerMiceFromMars''.
* Schnitzel in ''{{Chowder}}'', though since he's TheUnintelligible, [[SoWhatYouAreSaying we hear all of his snark second-hand.]]
* Courage's computer in ''{{Courage the Cowardly Dog}}''. Being forced to do research on zombie film directors and methods of exorcising a mattress will do that to anyone, though.
* Laura in ''DrKatzProfessionalTherapist''.
-->'''Ben:''' So... you're my father's receptionist. You know, I mean, in a way, we're sort of related, you and I, like siblings or something, because we both work for my Dad. I mean, you're his receptionist, and I'm his son. So, you know, fantastic, super.\\
'''Laura:''' Could you go now?
* Norm the Genie from ''TheFairlyOddparents''. Pretty much every sentence is a Deadpan Snark. In the episode "Back to the Norm", Norm teams up with Crocker and constantly Deadpan Snarks him. An example is when Crocker is spazzing, Norm makes him hold a mousse shake thing. When Crocker finishes, Norm says, "That's how I like my shakes. Spazzed, not stirred."
* Comic Book Guy from ''TheSimpsons''.
** Lisa often fills this role occasionally, especially when interacting with the severely less intelligent Bart and Homer.
* Spanky Ham on ''DrawnTogether''.
* The last episode of ''TheTick'' featured superhero-in-training Sarcastro, [[AWorldwidePunomenon a man dressed as Fidel Castro who was sarcastic]]. In fact, being really sarcastic was his only stated superpower, and the only time he got to use it in a heroic fashion (he spent most of the episode snarking at the Tick and the other superhero cadets) was when he faced down the MonsterOfTheWeek, a hitman using a suit of PoweredArmor:
-->'''Sarcastro:''' Oh, ''sure'', I'm gonna fight ''you''. ''(runs away)''
* Digeri Dingo from ''Taz-Mania'' is by far the most sarcastic character on the show.
* D. W. from ''{{Arthur}}'' often switches between being the Deadpan Snarker and a LargeHam.
-->'''D.W.:''' ''(while at the Washington Monument)'' First we were down there looking up here, and now we're up here looking down there. What's the point?
* ''DarkwingDuck'':
-->'''Gosalyn:''' There's something strange about that Bug Master.\\
'''Darkwing:''' Yeah, she's in a bug costume threatening a cockroach. I'd call that strange.
** His adopted daughter Gosalyn, as well. Her reponse on almost being dropped to her death is, "And to think I used to buy tickets for rides like that."
* Obi-Wan in ''StarWarsTheCloneWars''. If anything, he's even deadpan ''snarkier'' in the show than he was in the movies.
* Almost certainly, Gromit from ''{{Wallace and Gromit}}'' ''would'' be a Deadpan Snarker if he could actually ''talk''. As it is, he can communicate more with an eye-roll than almost anyone...
* [[{{MegaMan}} Ruby-Spears-version Protoman]] has a tendency to do this.
-->'''Cutman:''' Almost got him!\\
'''Protoman:''' "Almost" only counts in horseshoes, Cutman.
* Though quite a few characters engaged in snark on ''Series/DungeonsAndDragons'', it was a particular specialty of Eric: "Now why didn’t ''I'' think of that? A game of patty-cake will stop an army of raging orcs any day!"
* In the show ''LibertysKids'', both Sarah and James switch off in playing this role. More often than not, it's James snarking about how stuffy the high society that Sarah was born into is. Though Sarah has been known to throw a great deal of snark right back at him about how infantile Americans in general -- and James specifically -- can be.
* C.A.R. on ''TheReplacements'', usually at Dick's expense.
* ''{{Garfield}}'', especially when dealing with someone he finds particularly obnoxious, like [[TastesLikeDiabetes Nermal]] or [[TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong the Buddy Bears]].
* Sam(antha) Manson on ''DannyPhantom'':
-->'''Danny:''' ''(to Tucker)'' You can get your own date for the dance like I did.\\
'''Sam:''' Does he have to [[AccidentalInnuendo take off his pants]] ''and'' act like a dweeb, or will either one do?
** Tucker actually has his moments like this, as well:
--->'''Jazz:''' ''(after accidentally trapping Danny in the ghost trap)'' Think I should work on my banter?\\
'''Tucker:''' Start with your aim.
* Nikki Wong on ''SixTeen''.
* Raggedy Andy in the Chuck Jones ''Raggedy Ann and Andy'' shorts.
** From "The Pumpkin Who Couldn't Smile":
--->'''Raggedy Andy:''' Why don't we just take someone else's pumpkin?\\
'''Raggedy Ann:''' You can't make someone happy by making someone else sad!\\
'''Raggedy Andy:''' Ever try it?
* Ulrich of ''CodeLyoko'', usually in response to Odd's latest idiocy or Jérémie's {{technobabble}}. Yumi can get into this too at times.
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* WinstonChurchill
-->'''Lady Astor:''' If you were my husband, I'd give you poison.\\
'''Churchill:''' If you were my wife, I'd drink it.
* StephenColbert
* [[TheMeanBrit Simon Cowell]]
* Terry Wogan -- Irish commentor on the EurovisionSongContest.
* Oddly enough (and almost ironically), Spartans in real life, despite being intense {{Blood Knight}}s and {{badass}}es are reknowned for their startlingly DeadpanSnarker nature (laconic wit originated from them). Examples include King Demaratus's response to someone asking him who the most exemplary Spartan was: "He that is least like you.", and the Spartans' response to both Phillip II and Alexander the Great's threat that if they bring their army into their land and win the war, then it will mean Sparta's destruction. They replied with a one word response: "If." (Subsequently, both Phillip II and Alexander avoided Sparta entirely).
** Another beautiful example of this is when, during the Battle of Thermopylae, the Spartans were told that the Persian arrows would be so thick as to blot out the sun. The Spartan response was: "Then we shall fight in the shade."
*** And again, when asked by the Persian army to lay down their weapons, their response was "Molon Labe", Greek for "Come and take them." In fact, dry wit was pretty much [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laconic_humour invented]] by the Spartans. This would also make it OlderThanFeudalism. Of course, [[ThreeHundred you already knew most of these]].
** After the battle of Cunaxa, King Artaxerxes II of Persia asked the Greeks involved in the battle to surrender their weapons. The response of their Spartan commander Klearchos: "It is not the victors who lay down their arms."
** Xenophon's ''Anabasis'' gives us this comment on preparations for festive games at Trapezos:
--->'''Spartan mercenary 1:''' How can we wrestle on ground as rocky and overgrown as this?\\
'''Spartan mercenary 2:''' The one who gets thrown will get hurt a bit more.
* This is essentially comedian Dylan Moran's entire stage persona, and makes up the majority of his television and film roles.
* General Anthony [=McAuliffe=] famously reponded to a German request for surrender during the Seige of Bastogne, during the Battle of the Bulge during WorldWarTwo, with one word: [[http://www.thedropzone.org/europe/Bulge/kinnard.html Nuts]].
** "Nuts" at the time meant something similar to "Suck my balls".
* Mark Twain, at times.
* Oscar Wilde
* Dorothy Parker
* Fran Lebowitz
* Canadian Father-of-Our-Country, Prime Minister Sir John A. Macdonald, '''lived and breathed this trope'''.
-->'''Well-Dressed Lady:''' ''(falls over, hoopskirt flies up)''\\
'''Sir John A.:''' ''(laughs his ass off)''\\
'''W.-D.L.:''' ''(pissed)'' I can see, sir, that you are no gentleman!\\
'''Sir John A.:''' And I can see, madam, that neither are you.
** And then there was the time he showed up in the House of Commons hung-over, threw up, and declared that comments made by the Leader of the Opposition had made him ill.
** AND, when caught embezzling money from the Canadian Pacific Railway? "I should never have put it in writing."
* Bill Maher.
* Former U.S. President Calvin [[TheQuietOne "Silent Cal"]] Coolidge. During a dinner, a guest informed him she had taken a bet that she couldn't get him to say more than two words that whole night. His response? "You lose."
** And then there was the time at another dinner, where the conversation turned to Soviet Russia and became quite heated as a result (Cal hanging back as usual). Good hostess that she was, his wife tried to diffuse the situation by asking, "Now, what dressing would everyone prefer on their salad? Italian or Catalina?" Coolidge answered mildly, "I'll take the one that isn't Red."
* Ski movie maker Warren Miller is famous for this.
* JaneAusten
* RogerEbert is well-known for his GenreSavvy snark in his film reviews.
* George Orwell had his dry wit, with saying like "it seems, that in modern political discourse in England, [[GodwinsLaw Facism]] means 'everything I don't like'", "Sometimes the first duty of intelligent men is the restatement of the obvious", "Each generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it" and this particular gem:
-->"No one I met at this time -- doctors, nurses, practicantes, or fellow-patients -- failed to assure me that a man who is hit through the neck and survives it is the luckiest creature alive. I could not help thinking that it would be even luckier not to be hit at all."
* [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Bourdain Anthony Bourdain]]. His snarky, long voiceovers in ''NoReservations'' say ALL you need to know.
* Pretty much any writer who makes habitual use of the LemonyNarrator, WhatDoYouMeanItsNotAwesome or LampshadeHanging tropes. NealStephenson, TerryPratchett, Christopher Moore and Neil Gaiman come immediately to mind.
* A vast number of political hecklers.
** Though not nearly as vast a number as those who ''think'' they are.
** Politicians too: [[http://web.archive.org/web/20001212110800/http://gailsheehy.com/Politics/politicsindex_bush3.html According to one article]] on GeorgeWBush, [[FreudianExcuse he was brought up by a famously competitive father]] and adopted "almost nonstop towel snapping" as a survival mechanism.
** [[http://www.factcheck.org/ FactCheck.org]], when dealing with the [[WhatAnIdiot craziest]] of {{Conspiracy Theorist}}s and most [[BlatantLies overblown]] of chain e-mails, indulges in quite a bit of this.
* {{ESPN}}'s Stuart Scott.
* Paul Merton falls here as does Ian Hislop from ''HaveIGotNewsForYou''.
-->'''Fern Britton:''' ''(to Paul, after going on about Madonna adopting a child from Africa)'' Sorry, am I boring you?\\
'''Paul:''' ''(bluntly)'' Yes.\\
...\\
-->'''Ian:''' ''(on Prince Charles)'' Britain's oldest man.
* [[StarTrekTheNextGeneration Star Trek]] fans are often startled by the contrast between the innocence of Data and the incredibly deadpan snark of Brent Spiner.
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