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[[caption-width-right:173: If we were really prepared there would be [[ChainsawGood chainsaws]].]]
-->'''First Random Cop''': We have to call dispatch!
-->'''Second Random Cop''': And tell them what?! That a polite robot just walked into the UN?
-->'''Third Random Cop''': ''(into radio)'' Dispatch, we've got a 4-2-7 at the UN...
--->'''[[XMen Uncanny X-Men]] #366. The MarvelUniverse: sooner or later, you get used to it.'''

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Let's say that the {{negative space wedgie}} has blasted your {{five man band}} back in time. You sink into despair. But there is hope! One member of the team phones himself, recites [[TrustPassword a series of passwords he memorized in case he ever travels in time]], then asks himself to not press the "End the World" button in five years' time. And to visit his grandmother more often.

That's just one example of CrazyPrepared, where a character demonstrates that he's prepared for one or more highly unlikely scenarios.

See also ProperlyParanoid, IKnowKungFu, YouNeverAsked, UnspokenPlanGuarantee,
XanatosGambit, BatmanGambit, HiddenSupplies, SeenItAll and CrazySurvivalist. Contrast ForgotToFeedTheMonster.

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* ''HokutoNoKen'' has the sacred martial art, Hokuto Shinken, which apparently comes with a specific technique for violently countering any attack as well as inducing KarmicDeath in any manner of villain (for example, if you garrote people to death because you're evil, the right combination of pressure points will cause you to decapitate yourself with it). In an interesting example of characterization involving this trope, the later volumes see the main character relying less on cute special techniques to kill random Mooks and being content to merely punch them into pudding (of course, unleashing your hidden brute strength is another of the style's techniques...)
*We are told that ''HayateTheCombatButler'' keeps multiple flavors of jam packets in his pockets. Nagi also mentions that when a master asks for gum, any properly trained butler will have EVERY possible flavor on hand . . . just in case.
* Yuuko the Dimension Witch of ''XXXHolic'' and ''TsubasaReservoirChronicle'' sees all that is to be and has the proper equipment for it...[[EquivalentExchange if you can meet her price.]]
* In an episode of ''DemashitaPowerpuffGirlsZ'', Miss Keane has a counter on hand for any bizarre excuse the girls come up with to leave class, thinking they're trying to cut class. These excuses include a hip ulcer, having to go into space, and attending a wedding of mole people.
* Mayuri Kurotsuchi of ''{{Bleach}}'' invoked this trope in his fight with Szayel Aporo Granz, revealing a crazy number of preparations. To whit, he:
##Planted bacteria on Ishida during their previous fight so he could monitor him.
##Made it so his Bankai could self-destruct if it was ever used against him.
##Replaced all of his organs with fake ones to render himself immune to Szayel's voodoo-style powers.
##Planted poison in his vice-captain Nemu's body in case she was subject to BodyHorror.
** ''All'' of the preparations he made prior to arriving wound up getting used, even the ones that Mayuri couldn't have planned for based on what he had seen of Szayel's abilities thus far (like his ability to infect and control other beings, or his [[BodyHorror squicky]] method of resurrection). This led to jokes in the fandom about how Mayuri had reached "Batman levels" of planning.
* In the ''HoushinEngi'' manga, before the battle between the Yin and Zhou, Taikoubou gives the commander of the Zhou army a manual containing every possible move the Yin army could make and how to counter it. He made it the previous day.
* Shikamaru Nara, ''{{Naruto}}'''s version of Batman, has been shown in the anime thinking of plans and strategies to use against various [[BigBad Akatsuki]] members if he were to fight them. Later he preplanned an entire fight against two supposedly immortal Akatsuki. Guess who came out on top? Subverted when he fought Temari and thought of over 200 plans in his head--''none'' of which would have worked because of [[WeakButSkilled his own physical lacking]]. He's since [[TookALevelInBadass largely]] [[BadassBookworm surpassed these limitations]].
** The Sand Village in has a wide array of frigging ''flak cannons'', despite the flying ninja they encounter being basically the only one we've seen, excluding the leader of the village. I suppose those weapons would come in handy for fighting the skyscraper sized tailed beasts, but still.
** On a more 'meta' note, it's been [[FanWank theorized]] that Kishimoto added Ino, Rock Lee, and Hinata to the storyline so that he could potentially resolve the Naruto/Sakura/Sasuke love triangle however he wanted [[PairTheSpares without anyone getting hurt]]. Sasuke's FaceHeelTurn and the [[ShipToShipCombat opinions of the fandom]] may have complicated things, however.
** The Fourth Hokage deserves an honorable mention here as well after the events of issue 439.
** In Chapter 370, [[spoiler: it's indicated that he may have sealed the Nine-Tailed Fox into Naruto as some sort of preparation against Madara Uchiha, and sealed the Yang half of the fox's chakra into Naruto in order to have him one day complete a jutsu that would enable him to control the fox's power]].
** [[TheStoic Itachi Uchiha]] also deserves honorable mention for having two contingency plans set up to [[spoiler:ultimately protect Sasuke]], the first one has failed, but the second one lies in the hands of [[spoiler:Naruto]].
* Lelouch, the MagnificentBastard protagonist of ''CodeGeass'', occasionally demonstrates levels of CrazyPrepared that border on the absurd -- or maybe precognitive. Using his EvilEye on people well in advance of his plans is actually reasonable, but [[spoiler:putting an ejectable case full of mirrors in his HumongousMecha so he could use said power on someone without the risk of exposing himself to a similar power -- like his father's memory wipe]]? Then a few episodes later, [[spoiler:he specifically seeks out Guilford and gives him an order that causes him to see Lelouch as Princess Cornelia, which comes in handy just in time to allow Lelouch to escape from captivity]]. And that's not even going into his multi-function "magic button"...
** Don't forget him ordering [[spoiler:Schneizel to obey ''[[ThirdPersonPerson Zero]]'', thereby keeping Schneizel servile even after Lelouch's death because he was no longer Zero and Suzaku was.]]
* Light Yagami of ''DeathNote''. One of the most astounding examples is his decision to hide a miniature TV within a packet of [[MemeticMutation potato chips]] in case of surveillance cameras being placed in his house, so that he can use the TV to gain information on criminals without it showing up on camera.
** The TV was only a tactic devised as a result of an '''even more''' CrazyPrepared plan he had to test if anyone went in his room without him knowing; 1)tilting the door handle down slightly in the closed position; if people return it to the normal closed position after leaving the room, he will notice that they went in 2)lodging a piece of paper in the door that would fall out if it was opened and 3)having expected and intended the people who wanted to sneak into his room to find and replace the paper, putting pencil lead that would break if the door was opened onto the door hinge. There's also his creating the hidden compartment in his desk drawer with the igniting gasoline trap to prevent anyone from finding the Death Note itself.
** In a subversion of [=~Chekhov's Gun~=], the hidden compartment never IS triggered. It's just to establish that he IS, in fact, Crazy Prepared.
** He also keeps porn for the sole purpose of convincing possible spies that he hasn't detected their surveillance devices. The crazy part isn't [[ProperlyParanoid that he takes these measures to protect the Death Note]]. It's that he routinely used all the tactics to tell him if someone entered his room [[CrazyPrepared before he found the Death Note]], despite apparently keeping no possessions of any real value to him in there and knowing of no reason for anyone to want to go in. Although, he does seem to be a very private (read secretive) person. (Though the pre-DeathNote "protect the room" measures aren't that crazy when you remember that he [[ThisIsMySide has a younger sibling]].)
** Let's not forget L, who under 3 different aliases, has made sure he's the top 3 detectives in the world in case somebody wants to learn his identity. This is just a small example of course, because to try and list every single CrazyPrepared thing he's done would just be impossible.
*** What takes the cake for L being CrazyPrepared comes from the live-action film series, in which he [[spoiler: writes his own name in the Death Note just in case Kira decided to do it, setting his date of death at a certain time in the future and couldn't be altered.]] While this might seem more "crazy" then "prepared" keep in mind this is what lets him [[spoiler: catch Light, which is something his anime and manga self failed at.]]
* ''{{Yu-Gi-Oh}}'' and all of the card playing characters use this trope to the extreme, with characters countering, counter-countering and counter-counter-countering each other regularly and with ease.
** Lampshaded in the {{Abridged series}} quite a lot. "I play this card, which would be compeltely useless in any other situation!"
** Happens in the real life version of the game much more than one would expect; or maybe not, seeing how counters and traps and effects that work against each other are the whole point of the game.
* [[FreshPrettyCure Inori Yamabuki]]. Whoever brings an umbrella to the amusement park to protect from splashing water caused by log flume?
* In ''{{Baccano}}!'', it's shown that the [[KnowledgeBroker Daily Days newspaper company]] has seen to it that ''every single employee'' in their headquarters keeps a loaded gun in or under their desk, which they're instructed to take out at the slightest suspicion. It's taken even further in the novels, where desks and supplies are carefully arranged so that, should a firefight break out, all employees have access to cover while intruders are wide-open and thoroughly screwed.
-->'''Nicholas:''' [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/dailydays.jpg My apologies. You can't be too careful in our trade.]]
* Juzo Kabuto from ''ShinMazinger'' is a very well-prepared MadScientist. In addition to building escape routes all over the city, he also created a secret ''Shinto command center'' inside a shrine, complete with 100 armed Bodhisattva statues projecting images from their eyes and operating dozens of levers and switches at once. The shrine functioned as a remote control for the series titular HumongousMecha, in case his grandson found himself [[HeroicBSOD unable to pilot]]. Tsubasa even moreso, with enough firepower at her inn to let four BadassAbnormal men and one woman hold off legions of robots single-handedly.
* Sagara Sousuke from ''FullMetalPanic''. He has, at hand, pretty much any and every kind of weapon you can possibly find. And he can pull any of them out at any time from... [[{{Hammerspace}} somewhere]]. In one episode he's shown to even have a biochemical suit handy, which he promptly puts on. He received by error a biochemical weapon, so he must have "somehow" prepared it in advance.
* Kiritsugu Emiya from ''FateZero''. Having been bound to a contract not to perform an actual murder, his associate barges into the hostage situation with a machine gun.
** Kayneth el-Melloi Archibald's magus' fortress with a bounded field and summoned monsters proves to be highly useless against [[DungeonBypass C-4 applied to the supports which is then detonated]].
** Kirei Kotomine with his bulletproof ''priest's robes''.
* In MahouSenseiNegima, Negi's ability to be CrazyPrepared is pointed out as his greatest strength. This is seen most clearly in his fight with [[spoiler: Jack Rakan. The kid essentially learned an anti-army spell, completed several techniques than his ''master'' had given up on after hundreds of years of work (which he combined with said anti-army spell), and created his own uberspell from scratch...to use as a ''distraction'', so he could set up his ''real'' plan.]]
* In ''CombattlerV'', an episode involves the villain kidnapping the team's super scientist. He then exploits Professor Yotsuya's drinking problem to make him drink some wine with truth serum in it. Luckily, the professor had a capsule with an antidote hidden in his teeth.
* In an episode of ''OutlawStar'' set on a space station where conventional firearms are forbidden due to safety concerns, Gene Starwind for some reason has paintball bullets for his gun which he uses to disable the visual sensors of a robot enemy.
* Inu no Taishou in ''InuYasha'' had to have been psychic or SOMETHING to plan out everything to do with Tessaiga and Tenseiga. The challenge Sesshoumaru must undertake to perfect Tenseiga's abilities is particularly egregious; it required him to both have a human companion, but also [[spoiler: to be willing to chase her into a hell dimension, and then to be so distraught by her death as to gain the only ability that would allow him to escape back to the real world.]] Inu-Yasha also had only one shot at retrieving Tessaiga in the first place, and needed a human with him to do it. This sort of thing never goes away with those swords.
* Ah [[{{Trickster}} Blue]] from ''PokemonSpecial''. Best ones were when she apparentl [[GagBoobs stuffs her shirt with Pokeballs]] and pretends her Ditto is her arm. She really seems to enjoy taunting her opponents into attacking her directly. On a lesser note, she apparently takes careful notes on everything she does and looks into, which backfires on her when Silver steals them after she tries to teleport him away from the final battle. He shows up anyway when learns the location from the notes.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Comicbook/{{Batman}} apparently spends most of his time devising contingency plans to use in the event that he has to fight a given individual, to the point that it's widely said that Batman can [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny beat anyone or anything "if he's prepared"]]. For example, he carries [[spoiler: a chunk of Kryptonite]] on his utility belt at all times, "just in case". He also prepares himself to an almost unhealthy extent, regularily injecting himself with antitoxins in the off chance a poison wielding villain might attack him, and training most of his day. More than once the bad guys have gotten hold of his incredibly paranoid plans and information for taking down various good guys in the event that they [[FaceHeelTurn go rogue]] and used them against the (still righteous and good) heroes. Of course, there are some thing you just can't ever see coming, like [[{{Deadlands}} zombie Abraham Lincoln]] [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny armed with an assault rifle]]. Such are his preparation skills that he's earned a place amongst the {{Trope Pantheons}}.
* This was done to ''ridiculous'' extents in the 60's Adam West Batman, where, instead of being simply prepared, Batman had an inane gadget for every situation. This came to a ridiculous head in the first Batman movie, where Batman is attacked by a shark while hanging from a helicopter, but thankfully, the ''helicopter'' has a canister of ''shark repellent bat-spray''. The shot of the cabin reveals the helicopter also has barracuda, whale and manta ray repellent sprays. This is why many people over a certain age don't take Batman, or Superheroes in general, seriously.
** Alphabet Soup Bat Container.
** To survive an attack by Mr. Freeze, in one episode he and Robin have on their Bat Thermal Underwear!
** Parodied in a DC/Wildstorm crossover miniseries [[http://superdickery.com/index.php?view=article&catid=36%3Astupor-powers-index&id=746%3Abat-female-villain-repellent&option=com_content&Itemid=24#content here.]] The members of {{Planetary}} are fighting various AlternateUniverse incarnations of Batman, and at one point the Adam West version uses a can of "BAT-FEMALE-VILLAIN-REPELLENT" on Jakita Wagner.
** This was parodied in an episode of {{The Simpsons}} where Krusty was a guest-villain in an old rerun of Batman. Krusty's plan was to spin Batman and Robin on a carousel so rapidly that they would apparently "blush themselves to death". Fortunately, Batman happened to have a can of Carousel Reversal Spray with him.
** Batman in the comics has attempted to be prepared in case of the inevitable superhero FaceHeelTurn, most notably in two infamous incidents. In the "Tower of Babel" arc of the Justice League comic where it was mainly confined to the League. The second was shortly after IdentityCrisis where Batman decided to secretly tab '''every''' superhero/metahuman on Earth as he could, so he built the Brother Eye program to monitor them. Both blew up in his face horribly (Ra's found and used the files and Brother Eye was hijacked by Max Lord and, later, Alexander Luthor).
** In the [[SoBadItsHorrible otherwise forgettable]] Batman and Robin movie, Batman and Robin run into Mr Freeze for the first time and slip on his ice. They then reveal that they had ice skates hidden in their boots despite there being no possible reason for them to ever install/use them before Mr Freeze who they didn't know about before he showed up.
** The series finale of ''TheBatman'' has a rather odd case where this comes in handy. Aliens have stolen the powers of Justice League of America members, and the methods to defeat them are used by ''the superheroes they were originally planned for''.
** Before that, ''TheBatman'' episode "Seconds" starred someone-totally-not-the-Clock-King-or-Chronos who could rewind time and relive a battle every time he loses, correcting any mistakes -- the equivalent of emulator-SaveScumming. This power allowed him to fight Batman ''to a draw.''
** In ''JusticeLeague Unlimited'' "Wake the Dead," Solomon Grundy goes berserk and starts taking apart the Justice League. Batman throws a batarang at him, which Grundy snatches out of the air and crushes contemptuously. The batarang promptly electrocutes Grundy and explodes. Batman smiles (or, at least, comes as close to smiling as he's able).
** Also [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] in ''BatmanBeyond'' in "Black Out." This was the first appearance of Inque, who hitched a ride to the Batcave ''incognito'' hitching onto the Batmobile. Bruce had donned a large hat and sunglasses to hide himself (a ContinuityNod, it was the original Gray Ghost uniform), and with Inque eager to find out where she is exactly, she tries to escape through the access tunnel, which Bruce seals off with a steel door.
--->'''Inque''': Somebody's got a secret. (She tries to pull the door off. Bruce then ''electrifies'' it, sending Inque back into the main cave, smoking.)\\
'''Terry''': (in awe) You are prepared!
** Robin, having been trained by Batman, is similarly prepared. In his own comic, while fighting another vigilante, they fall through the roof into a bowling alley, with Robin landing on an enormous display bowling ball. He stands up, and uses his feet to start rolling it toward his opponent, thinking, "Believe it or not, I actually trained for this. I told Bruce it was stupid at the time. We'll have a good laugh when I get back home."
** Robin recently defeated Lady Shiva. Lady Shiva who's like the best Assassin in the world, and aside from Bronze Tiger and Richard Dragon, probably the best martial artist in the world. You wanna know how? [[spoiler: He had poisoned some complimentary chocolates from the hotel she was staying at, ''before she wrote the letter challenging him''. The poison was a paralytic triggered by an increased heart rate. Like in a fight. Against Robin.]]
** In one issue of YoungJustice, the new team goes on, of all things, a camping trip to get to know each other better. Around the campfire they start a game of "truth or dare," and one of the girls promptly dares Robin to remove his domino mask. He does.... revealing another domino mask underneath. He admits that he had put the extra mask on before they left, figuring that this game would come up.
--->Arrowette: "You were toilet trained at six months, weren't you..."
** In an issue of ''Gotham Adventures'', a criminal "artist" named Kim escapes from Arkham and begins leaving clues at crime scenes in a manner reminiscent of the Riddler. Riddler is furious that someone is stealing his gimmick and tracks Kim down himself. As they fight, Riddler asks what all the "clues" were supposed to mean. Kim reveals that they were actually references to an ultra obscure film by an ultra obscure director, and he was merely making an artistic statement. Riddler rants about how that is completely pointless, as ''nobody'' will ''ever'' understand such a reference, and the entire ''point'' of leaving clues is to give your opponent a fighting chance. Whereupon Batman shows up and reveals that he understood the clues just fine. When asked why he would watch unknown films and memorize the biographical information of their directors, Batman replied "In case I had to."
** Batman's crazy preparation is shown to an extreme in the current "Batman: RIP" storyline, in which [[spoiler:in case of psychological attack, he has created an entire backup personality known as "The Batman of Zur-En-Arrh". Said personality might actually ''be'' crazy, making this a literal example.]]
** Rather infamously in JLA 59 Batman engineered the defeat of Polaris to end with the JLA victorious, Superman's healing accelerated by the hole in the ozone layer and ''himself standing on a teleportation disk he had hidden in the artic for just such an occasion''. Appropriately he ends the comic with the words "always plan ahead".
*** Aw. [[DeathNote So close]]!
** In an issue of Superman/Batman, it is revealed that Batman carries around a lead-lined mirror ''just in case'' Superman ever turns evil and Batman can't avoid his heat vision. Because, you know, that situation comes up so often. (although, considering the rate at which it happens in Superman/Batman, it may actually come up quite a lot...)
* Then you have Warren Ellis' gay Batman pastiche TheMidnighter, from [=StormWatch=] and The Authority. Has "''A replaced nervous system, weird carbons in muscle and bone - very fast. He's had memory induction and neural implantation; in his head, a fight's been run from a million angles '''before''' he throws one punch''." He's a nice enough guy to his friends and teammates, but to his enemies...let's just say [[{{ToThePain}} the things he's insinuated to have done]] make Batman [[{{TheCape}} look like Superman in comparison]] and [[{{NightmareFuel}} leave it at that.]]
* Professor X had at one point plans to be put into play in the event that any given X-Man executed a FaceHeelTurn. For example, the plan for dealing with Wolverine -- immolating his entire body, severing his head with a laser and sealing it in an adamantium safe.
** A word of caution before using this procedure: it will just make him [[PowerCreepPowerSeep angry]].
** He's even GenreSavvy enough to know that ''he'' isn't immune to being used by villains whose [[MyKungFuIsStrongerThanYours Mind Fu Is Stronger]] - the ''first'' entry in the "Xavier Protocols" is how to take ''him'' down.
** GrantMorrison has suggested that as part of that protocol Xavier is armed at all times with a high caliber handgun just so he can ''[[BoomHeadshot shoot himself in the head]]'' should he ever lose control of his mind.
* ''KnightsOfTheDinnerTable'', a comic about TabletopGames players / characters, features an extremely cunning player, Brian. When the party is kidnapped and stripped of possessions, he reveals that his character had had "spellbooks" tattooed on the other characters' backs. ''Not only that'', every morning he swallowed a ring of teleportation and every evening he "recovered" it. "It's all there on the character sheet!" Although most of his preparations were on a signed, dated and notarized sheet inside a sealed envelope, so the GM couldn't accuse him of making it up on the fly.
** In case he gets his hands on a Wish Spell, Brian also has a pages-long carefully written run-on sentence in his briefcase which is designed to grant his character true immortality. He has even had the document reviewed by an actual paralegal. BA and his fellow Gamemasters cannot find a flaw in the wish, but Brian's PC becoming immortal means that a previously restrained god has the right to destroy him. EVEN THEN this only triggers a clause that undoes the effects of the wish and gives Brian 25,000 gp.
** Brian also plays characters that are relatives of each other, and Brian has concocted a carefully documented series of contingencies to insure that each succeeding character gets the carefully detailed journals of all his predecessors. The result? Brian's current character always knows everything all of his previous characters knew.
* In ''Comicbook/{{The Incredible Hulk}}'' #375, Rick Jones is caught on an exploding Skrull spaceship. He manages to escape because he has on a parachute, which -- as he explains to a boggled Bruce Banner -- he carries around just in case he's ever on an exploding Skrull spaceship. It could have been a ShoutOut to Golden Age Captain America, who happened to have a parachute every time it was convenient, with little or no explanation.
** WordOfGod is that [[PeeterDavid David]] wrote himself into a corner...
** The best part is that Rick Jones was later further developed to be a GenreSavvy CrazyPrepared AscendedFanboy, largely due to this mishap.
* FlamingCarrot always wears flippers, in case he has to swim.
* Norman Osborn of ''Comicbook/{{Spider-Man}}''. According to Mac Gargan he has rooms filled with plans and counterplans.
** Interestingly enough, Peter Parker himself mentions in one installment that he's pre-planned any fight with any superhero, just in case they go rogue, and also claims that they all do it. Apparently, it didn't work too well when fighting Captain America.
* In one issue of ''{{Impulse}}'', the titular character attempted to become CrazyPrepared by obsessively writing up plans for every conceivable scenario. Despite carrying around reams of paper and Max trying to tell him that he can't possibly plan for every contingency, the plans do wind up saving him when he's attacked by a helicopter -- by clogging up its intakes while he furiously searched for his plan on defending himself from a helicopter. This is incredibly funny when you realize that not only did Impulse almost never plan ahead...neither did the writers of the book. Their method of writing the ''Impulse'' comic was "we'll make it up as we go along"...and it worked. And is probably the only sane way to write Impulse. Does this mean the Impulse writers were masters of the IndyPloy?
* In ''JLA/Avengers'', Hawkeye effortlessly takes out human hydrogen bomb Captain Atom with... well, just listen:
-->'''Iron Man:''' Well, that was easy. I didn't even know you still ''had'' your lead foil containment arrow.\\
'''Hawkeye:''' Never know when you're gonna run into Radioactive Man, Shellhead.
* BlackPanther had '''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Galactus protocols]]''' under Priest's pen. Hudlin showed he also had '''Skrull Invasion''' protocols which.. [[SecretInvasion Oh shit, forgot about that.]]
* In {{Watchmen}} Nite Owl had at least three different suits including an underwater owl suit, a radioactive suit, and a snow suit. He also had a couple of spare identities just in case something happens to him for several years.
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[[folder:Commercials]]
* Sent up in an ad campaign for Smirnoff Ice, in which the host has a very conspicuous preparation for (with the exception of one {{Anvilicious}} drunk-driving device) extremely unlikely events, such as a giant-tennis-ball-catapult in case of giant dogs and a surprisingly dinky trident in case a kraken surfaces from the swimming pool.
* One of Mastercard's "Priceless" commercials featuring MacGyver (yes, starring Richard Dean Anderson) shows him buying all the little things he uses well ahead of time.
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[[folder:Film]]
* Jigsaw - of the Saw franchise - is getting close to being the personification of this trope, to the point where if there is another film, he's going to make the God damned Batman look like a rank amateur. Despite the slight handicap of suffering from being in the final stages of an inoperable brain tumour in the first three films and the slightly more serious affliction of being dead in the following ones, he is STILL able to mastermind the abductions of literally dozens of people, the creation of ridiculously elaborate traps, training of real and fake apprentices and apparently being able to predict every single action and consequence of all these machinations nearly flawlessly.
** That's impressive and all, but there's the problem that he died. Natural causes just means you have even more time to predict the matter and have it resolved.
* Burt Gummer from the ''{{Tremors}}'' movie series maintains an enormous collection of firearms and survival gear for any contingency, even ''before'' giant, subterranean killer worms invade his town. One exchange in ''{{Tremors}} 3'' sums up his existence well:
-->'''Jodi:''' Uh, but do we have a lighter?
-->'''Jack:''' Burt does.
-->'''Burt:''' How do you know?
-->'''Jack:''' Well, 'cause you're... Burt.
-->'''Burt:''' [presenting lighter] Damn right I am.
* Rourke from the Disney film ''Atlantis'' is described as "never being surprised". This would include having folding fighter planes to use against the heroes. Atlantians who manage to improbably restart ancient flying machines to create an aerial fighting force to pursue the plunderers are also featured.
** Fighter planes on an ''underground'' mission no less.
** Fighter planes on an underground, ''underwater''(!?!) mission no less.
* Marion from ''{{Undead}}'' is a 'by the book' example of this trope. His preparedness is explained by his previous experience of alien abduction and contact with zombie fish (). Of course, everyone thinks that he's crazy, until one day...
* MaryPoppins' bottomless bag contains apparently everything... and more. (Under)played for laughs, but this behavior would still fit the trope.
* [[{{SpyKids}} The watch does everything...except tell time.]]
* Jerry Fletcher (Mel Gibson) from the movie ''Conspiracy Theory''. It's his Crazy Preparedness that actually saves him and the girl when the "Them" ''really'' come to his apartment to get him.
* Her earlier [[{{Terminator}} experiences]] made Sarah Connor vigilant and just a little paranoid. Terminator II also shows that it's also made her crazy prepared. She pulls into a friend's place on the Mexican border and tells him she needs her "things." This turns out to be a years-buried cache of [[WallOfWeapons weapons]] including a [[MoreDakka freaking minigun]]. It's even alluded to that she spent John's childhood arming him with [[ChekhovsSkill Chekhov's skills]]. This even applies posthumously; [=T3=] reveals her tomb is actually a weapons cache, and she was cremated. She neglected to tell ''her own son'', presumably so he couldn't accidentally tell anyone else. Also presumably, she was counting on Skynet or the Resistance breaking into her tomb at one point and finding out.
* ''TheGoonies''. Data with all his HomemadeInventions is CrazyPrepared for the circumstances of the story's adventure. Trapped in the darkness? Super-bright flashlights on his belt. Bad guy getting too close? Pneumatic boxing glove [[{{Hammerspace}} hiding in his jacket]]. Bad guys in hot pursuit? His shoes produce {{Oil Slick}}s. Falling down a hole? His [[GrapplingHookPistol "Pinchers of Peril"]] keep him from going splat. Plus more. Now only if they all [[BunglingInventor worked flawlessly]]...
* The ''MenInBlack'' have not only a gadget and weapon for everything (rocket car, neuralizer, injection that turns you into a fishman, fishing pole that is actually a gun, etc.) but multiple caches of them hidden throughout New York in random apartments and businesses. Several buildings are actually spaceships, which are a result of a cover-up or placed intentionally, but are nonetheless useful. This trope was played with more in the animated series than the films. In the second film, Agent K neuralized himself to protect the MacGuffin of the film (before retiring and being neuralized again), but left clues in case he needed to find it.

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* ''TheSurvivalist'', hero of the 1980's action novel series by Jerry Ahern. [=Ex-CIA=] agent John Rouke has a well-stocked underground retreat enabling him to survive not only WorldWarThree, the collapse of society and Soviet occupation, but later the extinction of all life on Earth!
* ''WorldWarZ''. White South African Paul Redeker had been hired by the government to come up with contingency plans in case of a large-scale revolt of the native African population (called Plan Orange). When the ZombieApocalypse occurred, Redeker went to his mountain retreat and, on his own initiative, adapted Plan Orange into a national zombie survival plan. Most governments in the world implemented his plan and eventually survived the war. Not forgetting the first book {{The Zombie Survival Guide}} which taught the average Joe how to survive a zombie attack, with advice about forming groups of people, securing secluded land and, naturally, hoarding food, materials and weapons.
* Mouse, the central character of ''TheEighteenthEmergency'' by Betsy Byars, spends his spare time working out plans for dealing with various emergencies, such as being bitten by a tarantula or attacked by a tiger. He is a 12 year old who living in suburbia. The entire premise of the book is that there's an 18th emergency he hasn't prepared for; being beat up by a bully. If you must know, [[spoiler:he pretty much gets his head handed to him.]]
* In ''ThroughTheLookingGlass'', Alice meets the White Knight, who is crazy prepared (emphasis on crazy!). He has a mouse-trap on his horse's saddle and his horse wears anklets to prevent shark attacks. He keeps the empty plum-cake plate Alice is holding, just in case they find any plum-cake.
* Etjole Ehomba, central character of ''{{Journeys of the Catechist}}'' by AlanDeanFoster, carries any number of magical and alchemical gifts in his backpack. Most of these are intended for use in other applications, but prove effective in whatever crazy-ass situation he's currently facing as well. In addition, his "sky-metal sword" usually has a hidden ability perfect for whatever foe he's fighting.
* In ''GoodOmens'' by Messrs. [[NeilGaiman Gaiman]] and [[TerryPratchett Pratchett]], the ''International Maritime Codes'' include an eight-letter code (XXXV QVVX, if you're really curious) for "Have found Lost Continent of {{Atlantis}}. High Priest has just won quoits contest."
**Crowley, a demon, keeps a flask of Holy Water in his house just in case.
* TruthInTelevision (or literature in this case): an essay in the 28 July 1934 issue of ''The New Yorker'' was entitled "Melancholy Notes On A Cablegram Code Book" and it mentions a bunch of these sorts of code groups in a commercial (non-secret) code. Such as LYADI, meaning "Arrived here with decks swept, boats and funnels carried away, cargo shifted, having encountered a hurricane." Or EWIXI, "Very few cases of cholera are now reported". As the essay's author mentions, some of them are just a little too disturbingly detailed.
* The protagonist of HPLovecraft's ''TheShunnedHouse'' suspects that he has discovered a vampire, but knows better than to rely on a wooden stake and hammer, instead bringing a pair of flamethrowers and a ''[[EnergyWeapon Crookes tube]]'', "in case it proved intangible and opposable only by vigorously destructive ether radiations".
* {{Terry Pratchett}}'s ''Discworld/TheAmazingMauriceAndHisEducatedRodents''. Due to Malicia's [[GenreSavvy awareness]] of the TheoryOfNarrativeCausality, she carries an adventuring bag with such items as a grapnel, a rope ladder, laxative for surviving on a coconut diet on a deserted island, and cotton-wool for blocking the vents of a giant underwater mechanical squid. She lives several hundred miles inland. These come in handy repeatedly, though not for their intended purposes.
** Mr Teatime, an assassin in ''Discworld/{{Hogfather}}'', made a hobby of working out ways to kill anthropomorphic personifications, such as the Hogfather, the Tooth Fairy or even Death. This of course came in very handy in his next contract.
** Vetinari, the DangerouslyGenreSavvy Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, knows that when a ruler is overthrown the overthrowers tend to lock the ruler away in the deepest, dankest cell of his palace's dungeons. Hence, Vetinari ensured that while the deepest, dankest cell's door has a heavy-duty lock on the outside, all of the deadbolts and bars are on the ''inside''. He also has the key hidden behind a brick in the cell wall so escape can be performed at leisure.
*** Befriending the local sentient rats didn't hurt either.
* The entire Tucker family in the online serial novel ''TheSagaOfTuck'': Preparations for yearly extended camping trips included vaccinations for several diseases never known to occur in the area they would be hiking through and annual Red Cross first aid re-certification. They carried in their packs: morphine ampules, radios with solar-powered chargers, night vision gear, and enough food and water for more than twice as long as their intended trip. They also trained in unarmed combat, knife fighting (the lead character, Tuck, was known to carry several [[spoiler: especially when dressed as his female alter ego Valerie]], and firearm training that included several types of pistol and rifle and 'spin tests' to ensure they could shoot accurately while disoriented. From comments made elsewhere, this is apparently a fair reflection of how author Ellen Hayes and her family really are.
** {{Word Of God}} from the author, Ellen Hayes:
---> Nightvision gear was too expensive to justify so they don't have any, they only carry two days extra of food on a seven day trip, I found solar battery chargers on the 'Net before I wrote that, and the immunizations were during the 'every year before school' visit most of us had (taken, of course, to the survivalist extreme that the family does). As for me being that way... "Shut up." (A local trope, meaning "You are right but for lame ego-saving purposes I don't wish to admit this out loud.")
* ''DocSavage'' has a spyhole and control panel within his private elevator that can start a film projection of him getting killed in a selected way ([[{{Squick}} machine gun, acid, explosion etc.]]) onto the lobby door of the elevator before it opens to fool anyone who would ever try to personally attack him in the lobby of the Empire State Building. It is only used once in 16 years.
* Hermione, from HarryPotter, but she's only CrazyPrepared in comparison Ron and Harry, who barely pay attention even in self-defense classes (imagine how they would be if math were actually required of them) and the pureblood wizarding world in general, which she says doesn't have "an ounce of logic".
* Raoul Duke and Dr.Gonzo in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half-full of cocaine and a whole galaxy of multicolored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers....Also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Budweiser, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls..."
* A character in one of Lawrence Block's "Ehrengraf" short stories places titular character Martin Ehrengraf on retainer to defend him on the charge of muder. For a murder he ''intends'' to commit. Ehrengraf quips, "I wish all of my clients had as much foresight as you."
* Moomin's mother never parts from her handbag. When another character asks her what she is carrying that is so important, she replies: "Oh, stomach medicine and clean socks and steel wire and other things that might be useful". Also, her handbag frequently contains exactly the thing the family needs.
* Phase, from the WhateleyUniverse. She has so much stuff in her utility belt that she's still running stuff by the tester for the holographic simulation system while all of her other teammates have gone through. Even the testers think she has too much gear. She's paying a deviser to make a tactical baton for her. Out of ''adamantium''. Ouch.
-->'''Hive to Phase:''' Has it ever occurred to you that high school freshmen are not required to have more gear than Batman?
* Clan Korval from the LiadenUniverse. Due to a contractual oversight, they're legally still in charge of the entire planet of Liad should an enemy try to harm the citizens. The entire clan has been designed to be able to financially, mentally, and physically able to fight at any given moment. Complete with TimeForPlanB emergency planning.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* During the third season of ''{{Alias}}'', Jack Bristow is a model of preparedness in the episode, "[[http://www.twiztv.com/cgi-bin/transcript.cgi?episode=http://dmca.free.fr/scripts/alias/season3/alias-308.htm Breaking Point]]." As part of a rescue attempt, he accesses a secret personal storage facility containing firearms, medical supplies, money, flak jackets, and other things typical of a well-stocked arsenal. While not out of character, it is the first time this resource has been revealed, and it increases the viewer's understanding of just how exceptionally cautious Jack can be. Michael Vaughn comments, "The fact that you're letting me see this place means... it's not your only one, is it?" Jack responds dryly, "You're smarter than you look."
* ''BattlestarGalactica'': A somewhat mild case, but one wonders why exactly Admiral Bill Adama stores the [[XRatedDrug interrogation drug from hell]] on the ''Galactica'' and seems quite familiar with its use... you know, just in case you recapture and need to intimidate and torture Gaius Baltar in the most imaginative and surreal way possible. Similarly, the survival of the people who would eventually form Sam Anders' resistance on post-nuclear Caprica was hand-waved by stating that the resistance was largely Sam's team mates- athletes conducting high altitude training in the mountains- plus a bunch of survivalist types, whom you'd expect to be CrazyPrepared.
** Given the timing of the Baltar interrogation episode, the interrogation drug could have been obtained from the supplies onboard the ''Pegasus'' before the latter ship was lost. Admiral Cain is ''just'' the sort of psycho to keep some of that crap around.
* Merton of ''BigWolfOnCampus'' demonstrates this when, after his run-in with Medusa, it becomes clear he has produced an indexed videotape with instructions of how to ameliorate almost any supernatural disaster that could befall him. The (not unjustified) implication, of course, is that if he were around, he'd be able to fix it. Also, it helps to have a convenient rope in the "lair" to drop a squirt-gun filled with holy water.
* In ''{{Black Books}}'', Bernard Black is forced to take shelter in a adult video store after being locked out of his shop. In order to stay in as long as he can, he resorts to inventing a series of unlikely fetishes "Have you got anything with Senior Administrative Nurses -- that's the only thing I'm interested in" which the shop owner is able to fulfill instantly.
* In ''{{Cheers}}'', {{cloudcuckoolander}} Woody loses a dollar bill. Cliff finds it, but balks at returning it. Instead, he demands that Woody prove that the bill in question is actually the one that he lost, by identifying the serial number on the bill. Without missing a beat, Woody recites the serial number. After Cliff, visibly shaken, returns the bill, Woody is asked how he did that. He replies that he memorizes the serial numbers on all his currency. When asked why, he says "for just this sort of situation".
* Parodied in ''CornerGas'', in the episode where Hank can't find his debit card and, instead of getting a wallet, decides to wear large cargo pants with a ton of pockets. He is seemingly able to have anything in them, and when asked for pliers, asks "regular or needlenose?" By the end of the episode, he's so encumbered by all of the stuff in his pants he gets rid of them.
* Marcie in ''DarkSeason'' rarely uses the plans, but in a twist we see her ''prepared'' for an awful lot. She always carries a paddle ("you never know when you might be up the creek") and measures pathways with a tape measure because it helps to know these things.
* In an episode of ''DharmaAndGreg'', Greg's grandmother dies before giving the family heirloom ring to Kitty. [[TheFunInFuneral Dharma and Jane had to get it off the body]], but it got stuck, and Jane pulled out the WD-40 in her purse, which she said she had for "a situation like this". Dharma's next line Lampshaded it with "Besides this, what's a situation ''like'' this?"
* Although DoctorWho's iconic Sonic Screwdriver qualifies as a DoAnythingRobot, the Second Doctor's penchant for pulling all sorts of stuff out of his pockets fits the trope. ("All sorts" include food, which after a bit of FridgeLogic will give you a nice ol' {{Squick}}).
** The 10th Doctor delivers a HandWave by explaining that his coat pockets are BiggerOnTheInside.
** Also noteworthy: in the fourth season of the new series, [[spoiler: Donna Noble]] has apparently been driving around London with a full set of luggage -- including a hatbox -- in the trunk just ''in case'' she should happen to run into the Doctor.
** In the episode "The Doctor's Daughter" the doctor uses a clockwork mouse to distract a guard. Or the stethoscope, which he always carries with him.
** Parodied in ''The Creature from the Pit'' where the Tom Baker Doctor is stuck in a mine shaft. Fortuitously he just happens to have mountaineering equipment and the book ''Everest in Easy Stages'' in his pockets. Unfortunately it's in Tibetan... so he produces ''Teach Yourself Tibetan'' from his pocket as well.
** The Fourth Doctor used this as a delaying mechanism in "Genesis of the Daleks".
** The Fourth Doctor also once unexpectedly found himself on trial by some alien energy beings. When it was time for him to answer to the charges, he pulled a barrister's wig from his pocket and donned it.
** In "Planet of the Dead", [[spoiler:Lady Christina]] is carrying, among other things, [[spoiler:a folding shovel. Presumably in case she ever needs to [[PirateBooty bury her ill-gotten gains on a desert island.]] ]]
**Captain Jack always has a gun tucked away somewhere, as revealed in the episode ''Bad Wolf'' when he is stripped naked. Where does he store it? YouDontWantToKnow
* The administration of the city ''{{Eureka}}''. TwoWords: resurrection form.
** Also Vincent, the resident SupremeChef. Apparently there is no possible food you can request that he cannot provide. And he ''welcomes'' your attempts to try and stump him.
* MacGyver is somehow prepared for anything, be it a nuclear meltdown or a neighbor kid's bike malfunctioning. He always carries a pocketknife, matches, and duct tape (even keeping a pocket-sized roll) with him. He allegedly can fix a computer with a hairpin [[DuctTapeForEverything and a piece of duct tape]], though this particular [=MacGyverism=] is never demonstrated.
*''{{MASH}}'s'' Col. Flagg is prepared for just about anything. However his methods are somewhat... unorthodox. In case he is captured by the enemy:
-->'''Flagg:''' No one knows the truth. Even I don't know the truth.
* Final episode of the fourth season of ''{{Lost}}'', [[spoiler: the AxCrazy mercenary leader sets up a DeadManSwitch, a bomb on his own ship, set up to go off when his heart stops. He uses this to hold everyone on the ship hostage when at a disadvantage pursuing his quarry. Problems? One, he's a mercenary on a dangerous mission; he could have been killed at any time, without anyone knowing about the doomsday device, and then he's killed everyone and stranded his own team. Two, he had no reason for thinking he'd need any such device. Three, he has no reason to believe his quarry would be deterred -- his quarry has no use for the ship or anyone on it, and has already shown himself to be a total psychopath.]]
** Considering he was going up against [[spoiler: season 4 Ben, this was actually a case of not being prepared enough. Nothing short of the supernatural can be prepared for Benjamin Linus. For pete's sake, the man keeps a shotgun in his ''piano bench''.]]
** Actually, as the season 5 finale proved, [[spoiler: ''[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu not even the supernatural is prepared for Benjamin Linus.]]'']]
* On ''NewsRadio'' Mr. James accidentally loses Bill in a poker game. When Bill questions whether he has the legal right to gamble Bill's services, Mr. James tells him to check his contract. Bill immediately takes out his contract from his coat pocket. When Dave asks why he carries his contract with him, Bill answers, "At times like these, it doesn't sound so ridiculous, now does it?"
** ''NewsRadio'' was crazy into this trope in general. Another notable example would be the episode "Security Door" where Dave answers questions by showing incredibly well drawn slides. Dave has a hilarious slide for every question, even as the questions themselves get progressively more insane.
** Again Bill McNeal's funeral service had Matt not believing he was dead. Apparently Bill had a secret ''message'' to reveal to Matthew whether or not he had died in case he had to fake his own death!
* ''PowerRangers''. Specifically the first six seasons, comprised of (In Order): MightyMorphinPowerRangers, PowerRangersZeo, PowerRangersTurbo, and PowerRangersInSpace. Somewhat [[JustifiedTrope justified]], in that being trapped in a time warp for thousands of years has given Zordon a ''stupidly'' '''''spectacular''''' amount of free time in which to prepare [[spoiler: extra zords, potential backup power sources, [[BigDamnGunship huge Macross-esque transforming spacecraft]],]] whose [[spoiler: [[TheChessmaster key component was a space shuttle that would be built by a modern space agency on Earth millennia later]] called [[CallARabbitASmerp NASADA]].]] The only thing that [[spoiler: defeated]] Zordon's well laid plans was [[spoiler: the [[SpannerInTheWorks FUCKING]] [[WhatAnIdiot BLUE]] [[NiceJobBreakingItHero CENTURION]].]]
* ''{{Psych}}'''s Police Officers seem to RUN on this trope. Shawn's dad Henry from is always a little intense considering he was a very hard core police officer. Upon returning home with Shawn and Gus, they saw someone snooping around their house, and Henry quickly reached into the bird house and pulled out a stun gun. Cue the appropriate reaction from Shawn and Gus.* Detective Lassiter survives a home invasion by [[spoiler: shooting the attacker with a gun he keeps hidden in a bowl of M&Ms, AFTER the man mentions roughly 6 guns have been discovered and taken by the same person, including hiding spots of: the fridge, in the couch cushions, and in the bowl of pretzels next to said bowl of M&Ms]].
* A subtle version of this appears in ''TheSarahConnorChronicles'', where Sarah and John have just moved into a new house, and are still painting the walls when Cromartie busts down the door. Sarah rips down the wallpaper to reveal a hidden shotgun, and when Cromartie shoots back, she takes cover behind a chair ''filled with kevlar.'' Also, slightly less subtle in that the Connors had a storage unit full of extra firearms and explosives. And if T3 is anything to go by, Sarah has no issue putting weapons caches in odd places, like coffins.
* Bobby of ''{{Supernatural}}'' is a CrazyPrepared CoolOldGuy.
-->'''Sam''': Bobby, is this...
-->'''Bobby''': Solid iron, completely coated in salt. 100% Ghost-proof.
-->'''Sam''': You built a panic room?
-->'''Bobby''': I had a weekend off.
-->'''Dean''': Bobby, you're awesome.
** In "Sex and Violence" we see that running into the "real" FBI, police (whatever) poses no threat, with Bobby and his wall of ID-labelled phones, covering any possible encounter.
** For that matter, the Winchester boys themselves. Considering how many things they've run into, they've developed weapons for [[LongList demons, shapeshifters, werewolves, vampires, wendigos, tulpas, ghosts, and tricksters,]] just to name a VERY few.
* ''{{Threshold}}'' involves enacting the preprepared plans for aliens invading the world by inflicting people with TheVirus. Unfortunately they don't have the facilities (such as a secure facility to stash aliens and artifacts) and are scrambling to pull it all together.
* An episode of ''WillAndGrace'' had Karen pull out a bottle of champagne and glasses from her purse at request. While this is somewhat in-character, she soon after pulls out a ''video camera''.
* In ''TheOffice'' (US), we have this quote from Pam, the receptionist:
-->Did I expect to be preparing for a bird funeral today? .... Around here, you never know what to expect.
** Dwight keeping a pepper spray in his desk ''ever since he started working there''. If that's not enough to cement his CrazyPrepared status, the scene where he whips off a letter-perfect statement of the event which called for him to use said spray ''from memory'' to a stunned police officer is. He also keeps in said desk, among other things, nunchuks.
** In a later episode, it's shown that he stashes weapons all over the office, including a sword in the drop ceiling above his desk, sais behind the water cooler, a knife in a file cabinet (marked Mr. A Knife), and ''a blow gun inside the toilet tank of the Men's room.'' Dwight also Lampshades this:
---->'''Pam:''' "There are two keys to the office. Dwight has both. When I asked him what would happen if he died, he said 'If I'm dead, you've all been dead for weeks.'"
** When Dwight is convinced Jim has turned into a vampire -- in an episode coincidentally directed by JossWhedon -- Creed just happens to have the implements to fashion a wooden stake from a broom handle in his desk.
* Pretty much the entire premise of ''NedsDeclassifiedSchoolSurvivalGuide'' is the title character collecting lots of info on every possible facet of school life. According to some viewers, the tips given actually work in real life.
** There's also Cookie, who combines this with DoAnythingRobot. There seems to be no end to all the weird (and completely useless) things he's made a helmet or pair of glasses for.
* A black-and-white Finnish "Spede"-made sketch features a sadistic ObstructiveBureaucrat and a long-suffering man out to get his revenge by bringing "''all'' the paperwork." After a bizarre EscalatingWar, the man proves to have a certificate of not having visited Zanzibar, in duplicate, but lets slip that he's married. The man has a certificate showing that he hasn't been married to any other woman, but the bureaucrat rejects this as too vague and demands proof for each individual. The man concedes in fury, but before leaving he makes a start with the ten thousand such certificates he does have...
* {{Lampshade}}d in an episode of ''{{Wings}}'', when the gang is adrift in a lifeboat after making an emergency water landing:
-->'''Fay''': I think I know what the problem is. We're all getting a little cranky because we're all hungry. Well, I keep something in my purse for just such an occasion.
-->'''Brian''': Wait. You keep a little something in your purse in case you're stranded at sea in a lifeboat in an evening gown?
-->'''Fay''': Oh, shut up.
* When told we should return to the attitude on the day after 9/11, [[TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert]] pulled out a big-ass shotgun while wearing a gas mask ''and an adult diaper'' (so you don't have to leave your bunker):
-->'''Colbert''': That's always [[{{Hammerspace}} down there]].
* In ''{{Farscape}}'', Aeryn Sun's BadAss but evil mother used [[FemmeFatalons her own fingernail]] to cut open her arm to reveal a knife that she apparently had stashed there, just in case.
** Not only does Scorpius wear an impervious gimp suit, but he also has a single-shot pulse weapon hidden alongside the coolant rods in his brain.
** Also, before entering into a potentially difficult alliance with Moya's crew, Scorpius pretends to remove his [[NotSoImaginaryFriend neural clone]] from Crichton's brain as a gesture of goodwill. In reality, he simply programs it to remain dormant so long as the alliance remains intact; naturally, this pays off when Crichton [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere abandons him on Katratzi]].
* During an episode of ''{{Friends}}'', half the characters are trapped in Rachel's room for most of the night without any food. A later episode shows that Joey had planted a box of food and games in that room in case it ever happened again. That box also included ''condoms'' because, as he put it:
-->'''Joey''': We don't know how long we're gonna be in here. We may have to repopulate the earth.
-->'''Chandler''': And condoms are the way to do that...
*In ''{{Leverage}}'', Nate reveals he had thought of 13 ways for the team to pull their first stun. Parker says she spends her free time thinking how to rob stuff.
* An old Ernie and Bert sketch on ''SesameStreet'' has Ernie heading off to take a bath with a flashlight (in case a fuse blows), an umbrella (in case it starts in the rain in the bathroom), and a bowling ball (in case somebody wanders by and asks to borrow one). Bert, naturally, states that this is the most ridiculous thing he's ever heard...until all that stuff starts happening.
*In ''[[{{ptitle41utvrlt140j}} Parker Lewis Can't Lose]]'', Jerry's jacket exists as an example of this trope.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* ''DungeonsAndDragons'' veterans will often remember taking ten foot long poles with them, just in case they ran into a trap where the switch was ten feet away. Mean-spirited [[GameMaster DMs]] would, of course, make the switch eleven feet away.
** Spoofed in game designer Greg Costikyan's novel ''[=~Another Day, Another Dungeon~=]'', in which one of the main characters explicitly takes a collapsible eleven-foot pole into dungeons for precisely this reason. One wonders if his world's GM started making twelve-foot traps in response.
** This is almost certainly the reason for the Munchkin d20 books' equipment list including an eleven foot pole (aside from sheer one-upmanship on the poor deluded fool who brought a ten foot one).
** Both of the above are 'ten-upped' by a D&D sourcebook which actually contains a 21-ft collapsible pole.
** Other items typically carried by adventurers in 3.5th Edition, largely because they're cheap, include rope, chalk, signal whistles, mirrors, fish hooks, and sewing needles. Crowbars, shovels, hammers, pitons, and tarps are slightly less common due to their weight.
*** A 50 foot length of silk rope, to be specific. Among 3.5 gamers, in fact, the 50 feet of silk rope is the new ten foot pole in terms of iconic adventuring gear.
*** It goes back long before 3.5. Rope has been a vital part of every adventurer's kit since the dawn of the game. When Sam Gamgee in ''[[TheLordOfTheRings The Fellowship of the Ring]]'' muttered to himself "You'll want it, if you haven't got it," millions of adventurers nodded in silent sympathy.
** The 10-foot pole is referenced in [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0373.html this]] ''OrderOfTheStick''.
** And also in [[http://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/0001.html this]] ''[=~Darths & Droids~=]''.
--->'''Qui-gon:''' Ten foot laser pole...
** One of the adventurers in the Adventurer's Club in ''NeverwinterNights 2: Storm of Zehir'' goes over a checklist that includes a ten foot pole.
** The ''Pathfinder Chronicles'' campaign setting includes a prestige class with the ability "Deep Pockets." This ability allows the character to "carry up to 10 pounds of ''unspecified equipment'' worth up to 100 gp." This equipment can be any nonmagical gear "that can reasonably fit into a backpack."
** Dread Fangs of Lolth get an ability that always lets them act in a surprise round. ''Always''. God help you if you try to ambush a Dread Fang of Lolth, as you'll probably discover that he spent the last 10 seconds stabbing you ForMassiveDamage without you noticing.
* This is a time-honored tradition in roleplaying games, starting from the first editions of ''DungeonsAndDragons.'' Many games have even begun giving explicit CrazyPrepared kits in a character's starting equipment (''Chill'', ''{{GURPS}}''' 'personal essentials', ''HARP'', et multiple cetera).
** In pretty much *ANY* tabletop RPG, someone has a loadout with blunt, slash, pierce, fire, cold, possibly ice/pure magic/acid, and throwing weapons in case their main loadout doesn't have reach. It's like Medieval {{More Dakka}}.
* ''GURPS'' has an advantage called "Gizmo" that lets you carry one or more useful items, specified ''at the time you need them''.
* Not quite a tabletop game, but related: the ''Grailquest'' series of gamebooks would give players the option to acquire seemingly ridiculous items, such as mechanical aardvarks and devices for communicating with crickets (not insects in general, you understand, but ''solely'' crickets.) In any given book, most of these items would be entirely useless but one or two would increase your chances of success significantly. The trick, of course, was figuring out ''which.''
* In ''MageTheAwakening'', mages are described as being at their most formidable when they are able to prepare their powers in advance, and are rather more vulnerable than other supernaturals when caught off guard, and there can be quite a diverse number of beasties in the ''WorldOfDarkness''. Thus, any successful mage will take the idea of being CrazyPrepared to heart (particularly the [[BadAss Adamantine Arrow]], whose creed includes the phrase "Adaptability is Strength). This is especially true in mage's interactions with one another, since it means needing to be CrazyPrepared against ''dozens of others'' who are also CrazyPrepared.
** This is pretty much the whole point of VancianMagic really. What [[AnAdventurerIsYou fighters, rogues and rangers]] prepare for with equipment, veteran wizards learn and prepare every spell they can fit in that might come in handy, and bring scrolls and wands just in case.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* CrazyPrepared tends to be a side effect of any game that has an inventory system that must be managed; a clever player can equip his character or characters with wonderful toys to beat anything the game throws at him. Naturally, the side-effect would be that everything becomes TooAwesomeToUse.
** In ''WorldOfWarcraft'' rogues will often end up carrying several doses of around 5 different poisons, flash powder for their "vanish" ability and before a patch removed the need for it "blinding powder". All classes need to carry food, drink bandages and antidotes. Additional patching has removed the need for Flash Powder and for collecting reagents to make poisons -- the poisons are simply bought, now. Amusingly, any rogue still in possession of Blinding Powder is now treated to an amusing item description along the lines of "rogues used to use this to blind opponents until they decided to use more readily available materials -- such as dirt".
** Don't get us started on gear. Most veterans will have several suits of armor and a variety of weapons based around the specific requirements of solo grinding, solo leveling, gold farming, 5-man instances, heroic instances, and every single 25+ man instance you can think about that has incredibly specific strategies to beat. There's a reason why so many players created their own one-person guild to have their personal use vault.
** Mages are jokes in this department -- the class most often associated with CrazyPrepared gearing is the druid. Considering druids have four different viable talent specializations, all for different purposes, many druids carry a wealth of gear for those purposes, plus PvP, grinding, resistance, etc sets-often, multiple variations of each. One of the more justified examples as well; even if not specced for a particular task, a druid with a good set of gear for that task can often do it well enough to get by an instance.
*** Mages can be Crazy Prepared as well. While a mage can't be all 4 types of roles in the game, or even more than ranged DPS for that matter, we do have a lot of spells that are underused in raids, but can be used creatively. There's at least 3 mage spells that allow mages to survive any fall, two of which are improvised. Shields for Fire or Ice, and have several spells from 3 different schools of magic, in case the enemies are immune. Where Druids are prepared for every contingency, Mages brought a Swiss Army Knife and a Multi-Tool.
** Then there is the engineering profession, which lets you make items for all sorts of unlikely situations.
** On that note, most hardcore {{MMORPG}} raiding guilds ''require'' their members to be crazy prepared, such as bringing potions, items, macros, addons, and pretty much anything else that can possibly give them an edge over the boss.
** [[{{JaggedAlliance}} Jagged Alliance 2]]'s extensive panoply of weapons (specifically, in the fan-made v1.13) coupled with the limited carry weight of your mercs makes this a bit more difficult, but it's easy to compartmentalize.
** In FinalFantasyTactics, being CrazyPrepared is pretty much the only viable way to consistently beat [[ThatOneBoss Wiegraf/Belias]] and the first battle with [[spoiler:Elmdor]].
* Quite a bit of ''{{Nethack}}'''s gameplay consists of packratting items that can counter the game's many deathtraps: a lizard corpse to prevent being petrified, greased clothing in case a monster tries to grab you, boots of levitation to avoid pits, and an amulet of self-resurrection if everything else fails. Though it should be noted that the vast majority of them will, in fact, be used in a given successful run -- certainly, you will have to fight Medusa with a mirror and deal with the cloak-grabbing enemies around her, find a castle which you need an instrument to enter, fly, resist fire, have an instant-kill available, dig out quick routes from one set of stairs to another for a fast escape, detect traps or have a stockpile of food (and detecting traps actually requires a detect gold scroll and something that conveys confusion), and I'm just listing things tied to fixed dungeon events, not individual monsters like the cockatrice or golems. [[HitchhikersGuide A towel is also a very useful item to have.]]
* The ''{{Crysis}}'' Nanosuit always seemed to be crazy prepared. It can breathe underwater, has thrusters to work in zero gravity, can survive being frozen to -200 degrees... can't survive a single bite from a [[BorderPatrol moderately-sized shark]]... and is also good against rockets and artillery.
* Any experienced ''ArmoredCore'' players know well enough to venture into an unknown mission not carrying equipment for all kinds of situations. These include radar equipped with bio-sensors so one can target biological threats, weapons that can track even the fastest of opponents such as machineguns or missiles, and weapons that cause a lot of damage to armored enemies. Some very professional players deliberately use overweighted [=ACs=] loaded with every weapon for any situations in Arenas, and ''eject any unnecessary weapons when the fight begins, depending on the enemy''.
* Some weapons in ''BaldursGate II''. Against mages, if they're not protected from magical weapons: Carsomyr (otherwise an unenchanted weapon of course). Against fire elementals or salamanders: The Wave. Against Air Elementals: Staff of Air. Against Undead: Runehammer. Against trolls or golems: Crom Faeyr. Against anyone that wouldn't die by loss of hitpoints: Chaos. For shopping (yes, for shopping): the Rose Blade. For Warrior/Cleric Multiclasses: Flail of Ages. For Backstabs: Black Blade of Disaster (or the Staff of the Ram). And then you move onto choosing spells for the wizards, clerics, and druids. Never leave home without: [[BeeBeeGun Insect Plague]] (for rendering casters unable to use their spells), Polymorph Self (flind form has a +3 magic weapon, mustard jelly is 100% magic resistant), Spell Turning, multiple healing/resurrection spells, Polymorph Other (in case your allies are charmed), Glitterdust (for dealing with invisibles), Burning Hands/Acid Arrow (in case of trolls), Chaos (to leave your enemies fighting each other), Drain Resistance (to deal with magic resistant enemies), Fireball ([[KillItWithFire because it's Fireball]])...
* The Space MMORPG ''{{EvE Online}}'' features a form of this, with players not only having to haul around different types of ammunition, missiles and drones for engaging targets at different ranges or fighting different types of enemies strong against particular types of damage and capacitor batteries for sustaining fire or damage, but also spare modules, since some may mean the difference between winning a fight and being made utterly useless, which often leads to utterly dead. What's more, in many situations, whether you are flying a large or a small ship, it doesn't matter how high your skills are or expensive your ship and gear; you have to change to an ''entirely different ship''. Naturally, in the economy of EvE, with experienced players often having whole stacks of ships in hangars strewn about and the ability to travel light years in an instant, this isn't such a big deal.
* Princess Liesel from VisualNovel ''PrincessWaltz'' is physically weak, but a great blacksmith. As such she is defined by her HopeSpot killing, pulling out device after device to counter any attack her opponent makes. Being a bit of a [[TheChessmaster Chessmaster]] she normally makes sure her opponents are where, when and how she wants them too.
* If you think about it for a moment, the main character of every AdventureGame ever made belongs here. [[MonkeyIsland Eaten by a snake]]? They've got an item that can get them out. [[KingsQuest Locked in an inescapable labyrinth]]? Portable hole-in-a-wall. [[TheLongestJourney Need to restore the victims of a medusa to flesh and blood]]? Yeah, there's something in the inventory for that. [[GuideDangIt Unless you]] [[LostForever missed it]].
* ''NeverwinterNights2'' combines a crafting system with various types of damage resistance. If you're smart, you'll be carrying at least one self-made and -enchanted Silver, Cold Iron and Adamantine version of your favored weapon, if neccessary an additional bludgeoning weapon, and remember to add an alignment-enchanted weapon as well, so that you have the means to effectively hurt all the Werecreatures, devils and demons, Golems, Skeletons, Liches and what have you with the proper weapon of choice.
** Or just play a monk, where your hands end up being all those things anyway.
* In ''PlanescapeTorment'', quite a few of The Nameless One's previous incarnations were CrazyPrepared -- and for the most part, you benefit greatly from their contingencies, if you use them without being physically (or morally) offended.
* Setsumi in ''{{Narcissu}}'' has prepared several things in case she escapes, which she never does. This becomes handy after she did escape with the protagonist.
* The RTS {{TotalAnnihilation}} has an expansion pack called The Core Contingency, where its about the Core Empire's plan to [[spoiler:fucking IMPLODE the galaxy in on itself in case they lost, which they did]].
* Dr. Light from the ''MegaManX series''. Before his death, he had set up approximately ''53'' (or more) capsules containing upgrades all over the world for the main characters, even Zero, which is odd, seeing as Zero isn't even a creation of Light at all. And the hologram that shows up with each capsule falls into the EnergyBeing ObiWan category, allowing himself to ''talk'' with both of them.
* Geoffrey from ''{{Disgaea 3}}'', whose ''CatchPhrase'' is, "I thought this might happen, so I (X)".
* Basically every MMO encourages this by virtue of having so many scenarios possible. Of particular note is the old EverQuest, which has a decade of content available for picking up neat toys.
* Dr. Bian Zoldark from SuperRobotWars does a good job of being this trope. In the Original Generation series, his plan to unite the world against the alien threat could've suceeded, even if the heroes failed, and in SuperRobotWarsAlpha, he's managed to get bloody near every superweapon (such as Mazinger, Getter, {{Daitarn 3}}, etc.) maker or user in on his plans and drew up plans to keep Earth from being blown up, and even went as far as to leave backup plans (the Earth and Moon Cradle in both continuities), just in case.
* {{Batman}} does it again in the new game, Arkham Asylum. [[spoiler:It is revealed early-ish in the game that Batman has secretly built an ''entire second Batcave on Arkham Island'' just in case, after he found an extensive cave as a side effect of saving a convict from committing suicide.]]
**He does it again just before trekking into [[spoiler:Killer Croc's lair.]] Just before he enters it proper, he takes the time to use spray some explosive gel a seemingly random spot on the sewer floor for no apparent reason. It turns out to be [[spoiler:how Batman defeats Killer Croc by blowing up the floor and sending Croc into a deep pit.]]
* In DwarfFortress, one of the more extreme "facilities" developed by players is called the "Fuck The World" device, which will lock your fortress up tight and flood the entire surrounding area with magma. Some fortresses also allow different areas of the fortress to be locked off and flooded. Or set up the main dining hall's roof to collapse, dropping hundreds of tons of rock on everyone inside. Or drop everyone in the trading depot into a room where dragons breath fire on them through a grate. This editor's even seen a concept for a Fortress that monitors foot traffic inside the fortress: If there's abnormal activity indicating a catastrophic population loss or an extended "Tantrum Spiral", the fortress will lock itself and activate the Fuck The World device, taking the world down with it.
* Let's give a ShoutOut to the crazy preparedness of Shao Khan, of which took up the entirety of the third ''MortalKombat'' game; despite all his blabber about YouHaveFailedMe to his minions, he knew he might end up failing to win Earthrealm through legal means, so arranged to have his dead wife revived and BrainwashedAndCrazy on Earthrealm, allowing him to step through the dimensional borders to claim her, and thus ''force'' a merger between Earth and Outworld. First three things he does upon doing so? Lock down his wife with bodyguards, steal the souls of everyone on Earth that isn't TheChosenOne, and send a vast army of bloodthirsty, nigh-invulnerable beasts after said Chosen Ones to prevent them from ruining his plans. [[NearVillainVictory It didn't work out quite as planned]], but you've got to give him credit for trying. He also shows this off in later games; anticipating that his "loyal" minions might one day attempt to overthrow him, he places a decoy in his place during the events of ''Deadly Alliance'', thus surviving his infamous assassination attempt. ''Then'', in ''Armageddon'', he revives Shang Tsung (who had been vaporized by Raiden's attempt to destroy the Dragon King in ''Deception'') and forces fealty on him, revealing that all minions swearing loyalty to him gets hit with a spell that, if Khan dies at any time, causes them to croak, as well...as well as giving him the ability to revive them at will. ''Damn''.
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* ''[[http://www.hookiedookiepanic.com/geist/pics/13.jpg Hookie Dookie Panic]]'' defines this trope, including weapons for just about anything.
* Haley from ''OrderOfTheStick'' [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0198.html keeps carts]] for carrying loot in her Bag of Holding. The justification? "Girl's got to be prepared! Tee hee!"
** Belkar Bitterleaf one-upped Haley in this [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0202.html strip]]
* In ''HomeOnTheStrange'', Tanner tells his girlfriend a few facts about his childhood. When asked why, he says that it's so he can tell her them again if he gets misplaced in time or body switched. Note that the comic takes place in the real world, so this is a bit overprepared.
* In ''QuestionableContent'', Pintsize [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=707 shows up]] in a full set of ''miniature samurai armor'':
-->'''Marten''': So you've had this for a while then? ''Just in case some situation arose where you would need full samurai regalia?''
-->'''Pintsize''': Well yeah. What's your point?
* Also in QC, Faye's mother came up with a code phrase for Faye to use in the event that she was being held against her will ("the peaches are ripe"). The question of why, if she were being held against her will, her captor would let her answer her cell phone was never explained.
* [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/2/20/ This]] ''PennyArcade!'' strip:
-->'''Tycho:''' Yes, Mr. President?\\
'''President:''' What do you know about manticores?\\
'''Tycho:''' Goddamn near everything.
* The setting of ''DrMcNinja'' is a town with its own zombie defense system. Obviously comes in handy during the ZombieApocalypse story arc. It makes a certain amount of sense, since the GenreSavvy Dr. McNinja is written by a man whose basic philosophy towards writing is ''always go forward''.
* Dr. McNinja also has a barber on speed dial in case of emergencies.
* Thief from ''[[EightBitTheater 8-Bit Theater]]'' has two clauses in everyone's contracts specifically for winning arguments. The first reads, "Yes, it is," and the second reads, "No, it isn't."
* Red Mage, who reveals that he has numerous contingency plans for pretty much any unlikely situation. He doesn't use any of these plans, since generally, his allies will just blast or stab everything he doesn't get to first.
* Mandatory ''ElGoonishShive'' example: Mr. Verres instantly produces a full presentation -- [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2004-11-17 complete with pointer, easel, and a poster-sized graph]] -- to explain why Elliot is the de facto chaperone for Grace's Birthday party. And when Elliot's HalfIdenticalTwin / OppositeSexClone Ellen voices an objection he produces ''another'' poster-sized graph that shows her to be more impulsive than than her "brother". Given that Ellen had been in existence for less than ''two weeks'' at that point one wonders where he got the data.
* Mandatory ''GirlGenius'' example: Zeetha wears special non-textile underclothing to guard against the use of a [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20081022 Wacky Weave Destabilizer]]. (Apparently these were used quite a bit as practical jokes by the audience before the actresses in traveling shows got wise).
* From ''{{Weregeek}}''; [[http://www.weregeek.com/2008/11/03/ when the leads are trapped in a house surrounded by zombies]], Abbie orders everyone around in the fashion to most effectively avert zombie movie tropes while patching herself up. When the lead asks her how she even knows all this, [[BigGuy Dustin]] says [[GenreSavvy she's watched a lot of zombie movies]] while Abbie herself declares she's been training for this her whole life.
* ''SluggyFreelance'' takes a new path to crazy [[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020408]]. Let's not forget, that the path to crazy takes a dangerous detour towards ''[[http://www.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=020417 sane]]''.
* In the world of ''{{Digger}}'', [[http://www.diggercomic.com/?p=534 preparedness is practically an instinct to a wombat]].
* Gill may be only eight, but [[http://www.gillcomic.com/?p=376 he knows what's up]].
* [[ChoppingBlock Butch]] [[http://www.choppingblock.org/d/20001019.html Always carries a spare.]]
* Parodied in ''SkinHorse'', where UNITY has spent a great deal of time planning strategies to fight historical figures. Pretty much all of them consist of, "Look a (something historically connected to the person in question)! Leg sweep!"
* The protagonist of ''GeistPanik'' has an entire display which features: a water gun in case of witches, a steak for vampires/tents, the sonic screwdriver for use against both [[DoctorWho Daleks]] and shelves, a crowbar for [[HalfLife headcrabs]], a fiddle in case of Satan, a nail-gun in case of ''Jesus'', and a huge-ass gun in case of zombies/raptors/misc.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Kathleen Martin in ''SurvivalOfTheFittest'' v3 has spent years doing everything possible to prepare herself for the game just in case she's thrown in it, leading her to have many advantages in the game including survival techniques, knowledge of hand to hand combat, and skill in firearms. Of course, some say the handler takes it too far and makes her rather overpowered, as her only ''disadvantages'' are that she's paranoid and nobody likes her. It should be noted, though, that there are signs indicating that she is a ''parody'' of this character type, especially since her handler has already created one such parody ([[DeadStarWalking Josh Goodman]]).
* The Former System Administrator from Dave "Fargo" Kosak's ''DailyVictim'' is defined by this trope. No matter how outlandish the situation that's come up, he has planned for this contingency well in advance ("You see, you never want to fake a major organ failure to hijack an ambulance to a concert where you falsify medical documents and sneak into the trunk of your friend's car in a Spider-Man costume unless you're PREPARED for the eventuality that someone might get hurt if the car slams into a deer."). He ''always'' has a backup plan.
* ''RedVsBlue'': Simmons has a supply of food stored in his attic in case of zombies, he won't tell Grif what he'll do after the food runs out in case Grif becomes a zombie. Grif's plan is run to Alaska in the hope that any pursuing zombies freeze to death. Sarge however has ''thirty-seven'' zombie plans. 36 include using Grif to distract zombies. For the 37th plan he willingly becomes a zombie just to kill and eat Grif.
* The [[http://angevin2.livejournal.com/148520.html Evil Shakespeare Overlord List]] has the following requirement. Anyone who actually fulfills it [[{{Understatement}} qualifies.]]
--->I will have a contingency plan for outdoor plays in case of disasters other than weather. For instance: search helicopters looking for fugitives in the area. The actors are accomplished clog-dancers, but it's not fair to ask them to do that for the interim.
* All the family and (male) friends of the title character in TheSagaOfTuck. Up to and including weapons lockers, emergency (rotated) food stores and bicycles modified to carry the wounded when cars are useless.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold'' gives us this conversation:
--->'''[[BlueBeetle Jaime]]''': OK OK, here's one. Poison Ivy has used her MindControl spores on Superman to pit him against Batman. Oh, and Batman has no kryptonite. Who wins?\\
'''Paco''': Easy: Superman.\\
'''Jaime''': Wrong, Batman, by using his kryptonite.\\
'''Paco''': You just said he had no kryptonite.\\
'''Jaime''': Trick question. Batman ''always'' has kryptonite.
** This is also a ShoutOut - the very situation actually came up in ''TheBatman''. He ''didn't'' have Kryptonite at the time, but started keeping it after this incident, with Supes' blessing.
** There's a fantastic example in the first season finale, where it appears that he has planned for the specific situation of [[spoiler:"forced to [[EnemyMine team up with the Joker]] and use back-up vehicle"]] by [[spoiler:including a {{big red button}} in that vehicle that would spray knock-out gas into the passenger seat, knowing that Joker wouldn't be able to resist pushing it]]. Thinking about that for a second makes you realize this is one of a very, very few scenarios in which that would come in handy.
* {{DCAU}} has one more person more Crazy Prepared than Batman....Amanda Waller she actually [[spoiler:had an elaborate Xanatos Gambit Set up to 1. Overwrite the DNA of a random person with that of Bruce Wayne so that his kid would be a perfect genetic match of Bruce Wayne, 2. Try to have said person's Parents killed to further the Batman-ness and finally 3. Knew damn well that this person would not only eventually find her, but ask her about thos events in question and still return to the mantle of the Bat]]
* {{DCAU}} Lex Luthor in general, but especially in the final season of ''[[JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]''. The precise reason he can rule (or defeat) the villainous Legion - er, "Secret Society" - is that he's prepared, Batman-like, to counter ''everyone else on the team'', usually by pressing a single button on his belt. (Fortunately for him, he was in effect handed the opportunity through his assigment to "augment" lesser members and in the process [[RestrainingBolt put in remote-controlled weakness]].)
* Parodied in ''TheSimpsons'' episode "Bart Gets An Elephant": when a peanut factory foreman spots the titular elephant approaching, he gives the following dramatic announcement:
-->'''Foreman:''' This is the moment we feared, people! Many of you thought it would never happen. But I insisted we spend two hours every morning training for it. You all thought I was mad. Many of you requested to be transferred to another peanut factory. But now we...[the elephant bursts through the door and crushes the foreman]
* In an episode that marked the beginning of AnArc in ''{{Reboot}}'', "Nullzilla," Phong ''just happened'' to have a plan to deal with an out-of-control Godzilla-sized villain/Null amalgamation-thing running amok. It involved HumongousMecha and an extended parody of both {{Sentai}} and ''{{Thunderbirds}}''. This was appropriately [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]].
-->'''Dot:''' "Well, we know physical force can't hurt nulls. We'll have to try containment."
-->'''Phong:''' "Do not worry. I have prepared something for just such an emergency."
-->'''Bob:''' "You're prepared for a giant monster made entirely of nulls STOMPING AROUND MAINFRAME?"
-->'''Phong:''' "That is correct!"
-->'''Bob:''' "How do you plan for that?"
-->'''Phong:''' "Ah, lucky guess?"
* Later in the episode, Phong tells them to finish the monster with a weapon, but realizes that it's still in it's glass case. The case reads "IN CASE OF GIANT NULL MONSTER THREATENING CITY -- BREAK GLASS"
* In the ''KimPossible'' episode "Rufus versus Commodore Puddles", Drakken attacks Area 51 with his dog, [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever grown to 50 feet in height]]. The General in charge is perfectly calm and rattles off a plan number to deal with an attack by giant canine; the plan involved Howitzer-sized truck-mounted dog whistles, and stealth bombers loaded with giant milk bones, all of which were apparently pre-loaded in the hangars. Later after Rufus has dosed himself with the same rays (like you didn't see this coming), he rattles off another plan to cooperate with an enormous burrowing rodent.
* In an episode of ''TheFairlyOddParents'', Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda need to be rapidly transported to Texas. As they use a conveniently-located escape pod to Texas in Timmy's bedroom, Cosmo smugly says to Wanda "And you said the escape pod to Texas was a bad idea!" She also said the ''second'' escape pod to Texas was a bad idea.
* [[LooneyTunes Foghorn Leghorn]] after a [[NonFatalExplosions Non Fatal Explosion]]: "Fortunately, I keep my feathers numbered for just such an occasion." He has also been known to carry around "a spare suit" of feathers, that he slips on like a giant onesie.
* Harry Dresden from ''TheDresdenFiles'' has quoted Foghorn Leghorn on one occasion when he pulled something similar out of thin air, as he's wont to do. Much like Foghorn, it's not so much a case of being CrazyPrepared as it is of being GenreSavvy and always keeping a little something in reserve.
* Carl in an episode of ''JimmyNeutron''.
--> '''Sheen:''' Gee, wish I had one of those air-freshener things you hang in a car.
--> '''Carl:''' [holding some up] Lemon? Or strawberry?
--> '''Sheen:'''[taking them] Thanks! Wait...why do you carry those around with you?
--> '''Carl:'''[averting eyes] ...'Cuz...
* ''MegasXLR'': In one episode, Coop is forced to choose between "Crush Moth-like Bug" or "Anti Coccoon," neither of which are situations most people would expect, let alone design entire commands for.
* Lampshaded in ''{{Hoodwinked}}'' where the Mountain Goat constantly brags about how he's prepared for whatever may come. He even sings a song about the importance of it all (''Be prepared, be prepared, this lesson must be shared...'') Granny counts too, since she carried "a bit of this, a bit of that, a bit haz-mat"...
* Played for laughs in ''WordGirl''. [=WordGirl=] and Captain Huggyface apparently have a plan for ''everything'', and [=WordGirl=] only has to shout "Huggy! Plan ###" and they put it in action... in theory. But, half the time, Huggy can't remember what she wants to do at all (and she has to say something like "You know, the one with the trampoline...?") and often the Narrator will question her about why she felt the need to plan for something so unlikely.
**This was subverted in, "A Simple Plan," when she didn't have a formed plan to escape a metal cage. When you look at other plans (like, "Have Huggy eat the statue made of meat") this seems crazy. Instead, she rattled off parts of other plans -- "How about the first part of 344? Or you could do 66 backwards with a little bit of 12 thrown in..."
* ''DannyPhantom'' where the Fenton Works is literally prepared from head to toe with both offense and defensive weapons and shields to protect/do ungodly harm towards anything ghost-related; either small or a large scale invasion. It's utilized several times and at one point, used against the Guys in White.
** Danny and his mother are headed to a mother-son science symposium and she turns out to have camping gear as well as a vast array of ghost-hunting equipment on her (despite wearing a skintight jumpsuit)... but no mobile phone.
* To keep Nermal from feeding his guppy refrigerator food, {{Garfield}} weaves a tale of giant radioactive mutant guppies in the sewers. Despite the fact that Garfield told it as a lie, he has nevertheless stashed a barrel of tartar sauce in the garage in the event that they should make their way above ground and attack. The fact that he doesn't ''also'' have handy about 600 pieces of lemon or enough fries to go with them reduces not the scale of CrazyPrepared-ness one whit.
* In ''StormHawks'', Stork, due to his paranoia, has the Condor armed with a myriad of traps. Although his crew mates complain, these preparations eventually do prove to be useful, allowing him to gloat.
* In ''{{Animaniacs}}'' Wakko has a gagbag which contains anything that the situation calls for including a refrigerator filled with food, a working toilet and an endless supply of weapons.
* In an episode of ''ScoobyDoo'' (as in the orginal 60s/70s cartoons), Daphne, Velma, and Freddy are captured and locked on a wall chain by ghost pirates. At this time, Freddy just happened to have gum and a bunch of straws to reach a key on the other side of the room/cave.
* Megatron, in any of the many ''{{Transformers}}'' incarnations, where he proves to be a cunning schemer whose steel trap mind conceives and implements plan upon counterplan upon contingency plan. So the original Megatron got trapped in earth's prehistoric past for millions of years, locked in the perpetually frozen remains of a failed assault on the autobots? No problems! He had already [[spoiler: planted a message on the golden disk of the earth deep space satellite Voyager, detailing the location of prehistoric earth so that his future namesake could find Optimus Prime and attempt to murder him to alter the very course of history. Yes, he had ''planned for that eventuality!'']]
* In ''[[CaptainNTheGameMaster Captain N: The Game Master]]'', Simon Belmont can occasionally seem like this due to his backpack serving as a BagOfHolding.
* In ''{{Phineas and Ferb}}'', the Fireside Girls are almost always present helping with whatever scheme it is. This is aided by their handbook, which has entires on almost everything - including Time Travel and Car Engines.
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[[folder:Other]]
* One J.R. Mooneyham has a rather [[http://jrmooneyham.com/ eclectic web site]], containing things ranging from supposedly autobiographical stories of his supercar racing days, through survivalist essays and advice for living cheap, all the way to a detailed speculative timeline of world history/prehistory/future history and a ScienceFiction novel starring the author's alter ego. There are certainly examples of CrazyPrepared, both in the fiction and the non-fiction. For instance, see the [[http://www.jrmooneyham.com/orgstt.html#sectionap insanely detailed description]] of the extensive security measures of a fictional research lab.
* Legendary Usenet poster 'Gharlane of Eddore' (not to be confused with [[{{Lensman}} the other Gharlane]]) once wrote a post detailing his design for "Standard Generic Monster Load", bullets intended to let you be prepared for almost any conceivable supernatural emergency:
-->'''Gharlane:''' Silver bullet; hex-scored jacketed hollow-point filled with a gel made of Holy Water, wolfsbane, garlic, fugutoxin and curare, laced with dimethyl sulfoxide to provide tractor-solvent Spreading Factor. Traditionalists can also cut crosses in the bases of the bullets, and have them blessed by a priest. .44 magnum 240-grain load over the standard Elmer Keith hunting load, 24 grains of IMR 2400. (The manual says 21.8 grains is maximum, so don't use the 24-grain load if you have a cheap revolver.) These work reliably on Vampires, Werewolves, the generic Undead, and Evil Human Minions like Renfield, with sublime indifference.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Despite what your math teachers may have said, calculus is this. Very few professions require differential calculus on a regular basis. Even engineers avoid it as best as they can, but when you need, and you have it, it's pretty awesome.
*Jon Pinette has a standup routine where he explains that he knows how to say "Feed me I'm starving" in 26 languages. 27 if you count Ancient Heirogliphics, just in case he gets sent into the past, he wants his bases covered!
* Personal anecedotes are in [[TroperTales/CrazyPrepared Troper Tales:Crazy Prepared]]
* [[http://www.zombiehunters.org Zombie Squad]] is a disaster-preparedness organization that uses the ZombieApocalypse concept as a metaphor for the importance of preparing for a natural disaster, on the precept that if one is prepared for the total collapse of civil order due to an invasion of the living dead, one is prepared for ''anything''. People being prepared for a zombie invasion is completely justified, since no rational human being could scrape together a plan of action while being chased by the ravenous undead.
* [[http://www.alpharubicon.com/index2.html Alpha Disaster Contingencies]] a.k.a: The Rubicon take a more CozyCatastrophe approach to disaster preparedness. Even the basic guides on the publicly available part of the website are impressive in terms of demonstrating a lifestyle which is reasonably comfortable, yet still viable in the event of a major disaster.
*This is sorta a TruthInTelevision. The U.S. government does in fact pay people to come up with plans for any possibility. Global flooding, alien invasion, etc. One of those contingency plans addresses the possibility of an attempted takeover of the United States of America by the ''Girl Scouts''.
* Not quite the same thing, but military academies also apparently study contingencies such as "What if would you do if you were NapoleonBonaparte... With Stealth Bombers?"
* MilkmanConspiracy. Tim Schafer was on to something there...
* All modern militaries will do this (perhaps not for the most extreme examples, but still). Well into the 20th Century the US, Canada and the United Kingdom maintained plans for war between Canada and the US, the UK and the US, or the UK and Canada against the US, even when the actual possibility of anyone actually considering such a war seemed stupid. On the other hand, the Pacific War in World War II largely proceeded in accordance with plans the US had in place since the 1920s for just such a situation. To large extent, these are the results of training courses in various military command colleges, since the best way to teach officers how to draw up plans is to have them draw up plans. Once you have the plans, well, it doesn't cost anything to hang on to them, and you never know; even if the specific event is ludicrously impossible, there might be aspects to it that turn out to be useful. Also, the plans for the US going to war with Canada most likely wasn't done so much because they anticipated it, but to make the more seriously-made plans (those involving Germany and Japan) less controversial.
** After WW2, Admiral Nimitz said "The war with Japan had been [enacted] in the game room here by so many people in so many different ways that nothing that happened during the war was a surprise," he said, " – absolutely nothing except the Kamikaze...".
* As referenced in [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Color-coded_War_Plans the Scottish wiki]], the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red plan to invade Canada]] evolved during a time when Canada was still part of the British Empire. It was feared that a successful conquest of the British Empire would require an occupation of Canada to prevent an invasion by a [[ImperialGermany hostile military force]].
* Likewise, the point isn't the Girl Scouts, it's how do you deal with asymmetric warfare against enemies that even the best trained soldiers will most likely be unwilling to kill because they'd be going up against one of the deepest rooted taboos we have.
* There are training exercises involving an assault by ''ghosts.'' The purpose is to encourage out-of-the-box thinking and to teach command initiative in a surprise situation where no one has any idea what to do by the book.
* One example of the "Alien Invasion" preparations was shown on a Discovery channel special. One federally issued emergency services manual includes directions on how firemen and paramedics should respond to a [[NightmareFuel Flying Saucer crashing into a kindergarten.]] The manual apparently warns about [[MindRape psychic assault]], [[ILoveNuclearPower radioactive materials]], etc.
* However, NASA has ''not'' created a plan for dealing with the impact of a large meteor, which even they have admitted is very likely (at least compared to other entries on the list).
* Freeman Dyson's son has however been in contact with people in NASA that keep the knowledge on [[http://www.projectrho.com/rocket/rocket3c2.html#orion Orion]] systems around. Turns out a project he was working on compiling interviews and data from the now mostly dead scientists had over 2,000 pages of documents purchased by NASA just in case. Project Orion was a project to use [[RocketJump nuclear bombs, several per second, to propel a space craft]]. In theory the ideal ship is a hemisphere a half mile in radius with 6 feet of solid steel. It's considered our only real hope in taking out a killer meteor or hostile alien spacecraft. Nuclear ''bombs'', plural.
* Darkly parodied in TomClancy's ''Executive Orders''. After the US is attacked by a Japanese terrorist, President Ryan happens upon the contingency plan to attack Japan. He orders it destroyed. The narration notes they're just going to file it away.
*An [[http://everything2.com/?node_id=865883 extended discussion on this very topic]] was held on E2, and the consensus was that in this situation, the correct action was to, at that very moment, think of a password. Your future self will then tell you it, since he is of course from the future, and probably remembers that day people from the future showed up. That only works if time travel runs as a StableTimeLoop. Otherwise the appearance of your time travelling future self changes history; any password you think up after he appears is not part of his own past.
* The motto of the Boy Scouts of America, as well as several other Scouting organizations (up to [[NotSoDifferent and including]] [[InSovietRussiaTropeMocksYou USSR Pioneers]]), is "Be Prepared.". Derived, of course, from the original British Organisation's motto. The founder of the Scouting movement, Lord Robert Baden-Powell, was once asked "Be prepared for ''what''?" His reply was "Why, for any old thing."
* That's the abridged version. The official explanation by Baden Powell is even more CrazyPrepared:
-->'''Be Prepared in Mind''' by having disciplined yourself to be obedient to every order, and also by having thought out beforehand any accident or situation that might occur, so that you know the right thing to do at the right moment, and are willing to do it.
-->'''Be Prepared in Body''' by making yourself strong and active and able to do the right thing at the right moment, and do it.
** This gets even darker when you look at what Baden-Powell did for a living (British general/spy) and the era in which he was active the leadup to WWI, when the ominous threat of a continental alliance led by either Germany or Russia was the greatest threat to Britain. Hell, there are still some reports that hold that the British boy scouts were considered a priority source for an irregular army in the field against an invasion. And you thought that those wilderness drills were just for show...
* Norway has recently taken this to heart with the construction of the '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_vault Svalbard Global Seed Vault]]''', which stores seeds of various plants in the event of a major regional or worldwide catastrophe.
* [[http://www.kurzweilai.net/meme/frame.html?main=memelist.html?m=2%23686 The moon as a backup drive for human civilization]]
* There's a book out there that details how to deal with a robot uprising, with information from experts in robot technology.
*Asimov actually created the three laws of robotics and mandated that they be used in his entire fictional repertoire to eliminate the possibility of this. Said possibility of robotic uprising is discussed many times in the course of his many books and short stories.
*In WorldWarII, the British government had Clan [=MacLeod=] prepare to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_Flag summon a magical army of wish-granting fairies to save the world]] in the event of amphibious German invasion.
*"Portable" applications for flash drives seem like a digital version of this trope. While hauling around an anti-virus, computer diagnostic tools, web browser and IM messaging software is sensible if you use public computers often, the full [[http://portableapps.com PortableApps.com]] app catalogue includes ''a digital planetarium'', ''web server'', ''DVD menu authoring tool'' and a fully-functional version of the ''[[strike:Mac OS 7]] Macintosh System 7 operating system'' "on a stick."
** There's a beta version of a portable IRC daemon on there somewhere.
* Crazy prepared [[http://www.dump.com/2009/05/15/lets-say-youve-gone-back-in-time/ poster]]. Note that it assumes that our {{time travel}}er stashed some tungsten.
* Explorer Roald Amundsen was famous for his preparations, which tends to make his part of the "race to the pole" seem a little dull. In addition to carrying and stashing far more supplies than he would need (and setting out flags 10 miles to either side of his depots). Before he ever left Norway, he developed a recipe to use "just in case" he had to feed his dogfood to his men.
* Turned on its head in the real life anecdote of King Mithridates. Fearing poisoning, Mithridates began [[AcquiredPoisonImmunity systematically dosing himself]] with every known poison, a little at a time until he could eat and drink in ease as his would-be assassins looked on. Unfortunately, he was eventually deposed and imprisoned, where he tried to commit suicide by, you guessed it, poisoning. As the poem goes, [[http://www.bartelby.net/123/62.html "Mithridates, he died old."]]
* TruthInTelevison: Many Australian 4WDers are crazy prepared when it comes to fuel and repairs, often making space for a decent chunk of an entirely new engine should the need arise. Justified when you consider that the last vestige of civilisation was last week, and you're still a day from the nearest fuel stop.

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