LooneyToons: Can we get a proper attribution for the quote at the top of the page?

Of course, this is a very tongue-in-cheek explanation - and nobody should ever try to use it seriously, unless it's relating to story that explicitly contains wizards.

{{Po8}}: Fixed by someone, I think.
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SuperioritY: I thought the concept of Hypertime came from The Kingdom, not Zero Hour?
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{{Po8}}: "WordOfGod is that ''Tales Of MU'' is a fantasy series because the author finds 'It's magic!' to be a more satisfying Hand Wave than pseudoscience." Of course, WordOfGod is also that ''Tales of MU'' is not primarily pornography, which is just ridiculous. Is there an entry somewhere for an author disclaimer that is obvious bunk?

{{Mekhet}}: I wouldn't call it porn, personally. I know I tend to skip over as much of the sex as I can and that still leaves an enjoyable story to read. From some of the comments it looks like I'm not alone. On the other hand I can't imagine somebody skipping all the non sex scenes and still enjoying it. There just wouldn't be enough left.

{{Epiblast}}: Depends on what your definition of ''pornography'' is. If pornography cannot have any more plot than is necessary to get people in bed, then no, ''TalesOfMU'' is not pornography. If pornography must have eroticism as its primary or sole purpose, then no, ''TalesOfMU'' is not pornography. If, on the other hand, anything which has eroticism as ''one'' of its purposes is pornography, then yes, ''TalesOfMU'' is pornography. I could list other possible definitions, but I'm sure you get the idea.

As for author disclaimers that are flat-out false, I don't think there is an entry specifically for that, although it could reasonably be lumped in with FlipFlopOfGod; in most cases it's a subset thereof. I don't think something like what genre a work is in is concrete enough to be a good example of that, though.
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Anonymous: When the hell do Evas change size in Evangelion?

{{Jacob's Ladder}}: It's a perspective thing. Sometimes they're as large as aircraft carriers, sometimes they're dwarfed by buildings.
Also, this explanation is amusingly sometimes used, in some form, in college science classes.
"Why do circuits behave that way?"
"It's magic, wait til you're a grad student"