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->''"Kim, [=PeeJee=] is our friend. And if someone is worth caring about, they're worth the effort of a long, convoluted solution that doesn't actually address the problem. Now, I need [[NoodleImplements four cellphones, ten balls of yarn and two nights worth of cigarettes]]. I've got a miracle to perform."''
-->--'''Aubrey Chorde''', ''SomethingPositive''

A SitCom plot where one or more characters tries to achieve some end -- usually extricating themselves from trouble -- by some kind of elaborate, unlikely plan, something like "You distract them by faking a heart attack while I sneak into the bedroom and switch the real ring for the fake one, and remember this whole time they think I'm you and you're me...". Often the plan isn't fully exposed and only NoodleImplements are given.

Sometimes they pull it off by the skin of their teeth. More often than not it all comes crashing down right at the end. Sometimes another character launches a CounterZany, which may escalate into a ZanySchemeChicken. This trope can sometimes be similar to a small-scale GambitRoulette and the source of many a FullNameUltimatum.

This trope, being over-used, is often subverted by having the character to whom the zany scheme is proposed simply shoot the whole thing down as ridiculous, and switch to another plot. An [[DoubleSubversion even further subversion]] occurs when the ''sensible'' plot then fails while [[CrazyEnoughToWork the zany one succeeds]].

Contrast with ASimplePlan.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* The fourth Jojo of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' had his fair share of these to make money, and almost always got away with them.
* ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' has Asakura and some of the girls from Negi's class come up with one of these (during the BeachEpisode) to help Negi and Asuna make up after a fight. The plan: rather than you know, talk it out, they decide to pretend that Negi is drowning so that Asuna can rescue him. Then [[GagBoobs Chizuru]] decides to embellish it a little by adding some [[EverythingsEvenWorseWithSharks fake sharks]], played by Natsumi and Ku Fei, to the mix. Naturally, they fail to tell Negi their plan, so he freaks out when he's suddenly pulled underwater and attacked by sharks. As such, he attacks a shark with Martial Arts, only to find that ''the shark knows Kung Fu''. The plan fails miserably, by the way.
* Dark King Silvers Rayleigh from ''Manga/OnePiece''. He proposed to Luffy that he should [[spoiler:Break into Marine headquarters again, ring the bell that's inside a good sixteen times, wait for someone to take a picture of him there and then escape again back to the Isle of Women. Then, when his crew sees his arm that has 3D crossed out and 2Y underneath, they will know that they should stay where they are for another two years and take a ''[[TookALevelInBadass level in badass]]'' or two.]] The funny thing is, it totally worked.
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[[folder:Film]]
* In ''Film/LibeledLady'', Connie Allenbury is suing Warren Haggerty's newspaper after the paper prints a false story about her breaking up a duke's marriage. So what does Haggerty do? He gets his girlfriend to marry a reporter, then pays the reporter to seduce Connie, thus essentially framing her for breaking up another marriage and nullifying the libel suit.
* Amusingly played with in ''CampRock'', where Caitlin upon finding out Mitchie's Zany Scheme immediately calls her on how unbelievably stupid it is, and isn't particularly interested in hearing her explanation.
* The selling point of ''Film/OlsenBanden'' series is combining Zany Scheme with TheCaper plot. When the creators became aware of that, number of schemes per movie increased.
* In ''OneTwoThree'', a Coca-Cola heiress fell in love with and married a Communist from EastGermany. So James Cagney starts one of these to get the marriage annulled (or all proofs disappeared) and the husband imprisoned. [[spoiler:But then Scarlett, the heiress, is pregnant, and he has to a) rescue Otto, the husband, from the claws of East German police, b) prove they're legally married, and c) turn Otto into an acceptable son-in-law.]]
* ''Film/AVeryHaroldAndKumar3DChristmas'' centers on Harold and Kumar trying to find a replacement Christmas tree for the one they destroyed. Their first plan of getting one from a tree lot is reasonable enough, but once that fails they try to steal one from a Christmas party [[spoiler: at a mobster's apartment]], and a church.
* ''TheWorldsGreatestAthlete'' has college coaches Sam Archer and Milo Jackson catch sight of the {{Tarzan}} lookalike, and potential super athlete Nanu. Sam and Milo learn that among Nanu's tribe when one man saves the life of another, he has become that man's protectorate for the rest of both their lives and must follow the man he saved wherever he goes. They then attempt several schemes to try and get Nanu to save Archer's life.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* This forms the plot of almost every single novel, short story and TV adaptation of Creator/PGWodehouse's ''Literature/JeevesAndWooster''. A typical plot involved Bertie stealing a piece of silver from a country house because the owner's niece, Stiffy, wanted her fiance to pretend he had caught the thief so her uncle would agree to the marriage - Bertie reluctantly agreed because Stiffy had found a notebook belonging to one of his friends that if made public would break up the friend's engagement, in which case the fiancee (who believed from a previous zany scheme that Bertie was in love with her) would marry Bertie, who, being too much of [[ExtremeDoormat a gentleman]] and [[UpperClassTwit man of honor]] to point out he couldn't stand her... this is actually a much simplified version of the plot. The original is far more convoluted.
** This was also par for the course in Wodehouse's Literature/BlandingsCastle series, as well as a number of his one-offs.
* ''Literature/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents''.
* Pops up a few times in the Franchise/StarWarsExpandedUniverse, particularly in the XWingSeries. Rogue Squadron proves surprisingly adept at coming up with unorthodox solutions to military problems, so much so that Wedge Antilles founds Wraith Squadron specifically to encourage such outside-of-the-box thinking. [[CrazyAwesome He succeeds beyond his wildest expectations]].
* The ''Literature/{{Jennings}}'' books more or less run on Zany Schemes, usually initiated and largely performed by Jennings himself in order to avoid getting told off by a teacher. Sometimes the schemes are pulled off without a hitch, sometimes they work but in a different way than intended, or end up not mattering because of some outside circumstances that nobody could have predicted, and sometimes they fail spectacularly.
* Several of the chapters in ''Literature/WinnieThePooh'' revolve around these, most notably Rabbit's plans to kidnap Roo and "unbounce" Tigger and Pooh's plans to steal honey and catch a "Heffalump".
* Several sub-plots of Literature/KillTimeOrDieTrying revolve around this trope. Examples include a scheme to steal urine for a pregnancy test and a campaign to swing a student council election in favour of the candidate willing to give the club a club-room. The war-cry of WARP lampshades this trope: 'Bad idea?' *dramatic pose* 'How bad?'.
* ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'' turns out to have this as its jumping-off point. Willy Wonka doesn't have a family, nor anyone to serve as his heir, and he doesn't want the factory he created and loves dearly to fall into the hands of an adult who would change the way things are done. His solution is the Golden Ticket contest: five tickets are hidden in five Wonka Bars, which will be found by five random children. He will then escort said children on a tour of his factory, and at the end he'll pick the kid he likes best to become his heir, the tour serving as a SecretTest of their worthiness. Unfortunately, the world is full of bad children -- poor Mr. Wonka winds up having to deal with a tour group consisting of four {{Spoiled Brat}}s and one good kid. Luckily, his [[TheWonderland wonderland]] runs on LaserGuidedKarma...
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* The plot of many episodes of ''Series/HappyEndings''. Lampshaded in "The Ex Factor" when Penny meets Pete's friends, and is shocked when they are able to avoid such things. Notable is "Fowl Play Date" when Penny and Brad accidentally kill Alex's parrot and have to cover it up.
* ''TheHoneymooners''. Ralph Kramden is practically the TropeNamer.
* ''Series/{{Alias}}'' uses one of these most every episode.
* The standard for this type of plot is ''ILoveLucy.'' In one episode, Ricky is able to recognize and subvert the Zany Scheme in its infancy by asking Lucy directly, "What's up?"
* Also very prominent on ''PerfectStrangers''.
** {{Lampshaded}} at one point when Balki mentions that whenever Larry tries to impress his boss, lie to his girlfriend (usually claiming to match the talents of some guy he perceives as a rival), or says, "I have a plan!", Balki puts a dollar into a cookie jar. Apparently, he'd been able to buy a small mansion with his savings.
*** They lampshade this frequently in later seasons:
-->'''Larry:''' Don't worry everyone, I have...
-->'''Everyone:''' DEAR GOD.
-->'''Larry:''' ...a plan!!!
* Louis Stevens breathed this trope on ''Series/EvenStevens''. A few of them involved trying to buy hot sneakers from a shady salesman, making the neighbor kid look like a genius so he could meet his favorite news anchor and rent out his house as a bed and breakfast while his parents were away in order to afford to go skiing for a weekend his best friend Alan Twitty was almost certainly expected to be involved.
* Common on ''SavedByTheBell''.
* Subverted in the ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "Rimmerworld":
-->'''Lister''': There's got to be a way out. There hasn't been a prison built that could hold Derek Custer. Why don't we scrape away this mortar here, slide one of these bricks out, then using a rope weaved from strands of this hessian, rip up a kind of a pulley system so that when a guard comes in, using it as a trip wire, gets laid out, and we put Rimmer in the guard's uniform, he leads us out, we steal some swords, and fight our way back to the 'Bug!
-->'''Kryten''': Or we could use the [[TeleportersAndTransporters teleporter]].
* Frequently played with on ''Series/TheDrewCareyShow'', where Lewis and Oswald eventually lost any chance of convincing Drew to go along with their plans ("Okay, we'll call that plan, 'The Idiot Plan,'" "If by any chance my plan fails, ''don't do your plan''").
* ''Series/ICarly'': Not [[Series/{{Zoey 101}} relied]] on as much as [[Series/HannahMontana other]] [[Series/DrakeAndJosh shows]] in its [[{{Sitcom}} genre]]. One however, was [[{{Jerkass}} Sam]] and [[ButtMonkey Freddie]] rescheduling Carly's interview with a private school headmistress to her apartment, setting up a mini-golf course inside Spencer's apartment, inviting 2 dozen kids over, and getting the kids to think she had a prize hidden on her, done to sabotage Carly's chances of being admitted to the school so Carly wouldn't leave them.
** The episode "iHave My Principals". After having Principal Franklin guest on iCarly which resulted in him being fired, two of the [[SadistTeacher meanest teachers]] take his place. After the new co-principals create a reign of terror at the school, the iCarly gang connives with all the students. They hatch a plan to have an all-out schoolwide rebellion in order to prove to the school superintendent that their previous principal is much better than the new ones.
** Subverted in "iScream on Halloween" where Carly explains a complicated scheme to gain access to the locked door of Apartment 13-B, but Sam just picked the lock.
*** Not too complicated, from what she said it sounded like the old "distract them long enough to get the necessity" scheme.
** {{Defied|Trope}} in "iWant My Website Back". Mandy comes up with a plan to get iCarly.com back from Nevel. As soon as she mentions it involving three zebras, Sam shuts her up.
* Subverted in ''Series/{{Blackadder}}'':
-->'''Blackadder:''' Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?
-->'''Baldrick:''' They certainly are sir!
-->'''Blackadder:''' Well, forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy; your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?
-->'''Baldrick:''' We do nothing
-->'''Blackadder:''' Yup, it's another world-beater.
** By and large, Baldrick's "cunning plans" are too stupid to even count as zany, especially since Blackadder usually dismisses them out of hand. The most notable exceptions are his plan to Edmund out of marrying the Spanish Infanta by [[MistakenForGay pretending to be gay]] in ''The Black Adder'', and the SwappedRoles scheme in ''Blackadder The Third''.
* Lois and Hal from ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'' actually have a standard protocol for when Hal ends up doing something complicated and stupid. The rules, established when Hal and Craig enter a competition involving a game that is ''so very clearly not VideoGame/DanceDanceRevolution'' and rapidly become obsessed, include freezing the joint bank account and the provisions that Hal still has to go to work and can not, under any circumstances, involve their sons.
* ''Series/{{Seinfeld}}'': Kramar and Newman are prone to these, alone or working as a team.
** One good example is when Kramer and Newman get the idea to take their money-back bottles to another state because they're worth more money there.
* An episode of ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'' has Sheldon coming up with a fake cousin, including creating a blog and Facebook page and hiring an actor to play him, to [[FawltyTowersPlot cover a small lie]] Leonard told Penny.
** Elaborating, Leonard told Penny he couldn't go to a performance of hers because he had a work-related seminar to be at, which Penny accepted as a valid reason. Sheldon noted afterwards that this lie could easily be found out by the simple method of tracking down the event in question and discovering that neither Leonard nor Sheldon were scheduled to attend. Never mind that Penny would not investigate this lie so thoroughly, even if she could. In response, Sheldon told Penny that they weren't going to a seminar, they were in fact going to a drug intervention for Sheldon's fake cousin, with blog and Facebook page detailing a descent into addiction and despair.
* ''Series/StargateAtlantis'' did this one episode. When the Asurans held the city, [=McKay=] had the team plant C4 explosives in the shield generators, supposedly so that when the shield activated it would essentially take itself down. However, he blabbed the whole plan to Woolsey, who can't resist the Asuran mind probe.[[spoiler:Here's the good part. That was actually part of the plan. The real plan was to have the Asurans find the C4, and thus overlook the crystals that turned the entire shield into a giant anti-replicator wave of doom that saved them all. I call this one Zany Scheme and BatmanGambit in one.]]
* Basically every show on the Disney Channel. These frequently involve elaborate disguises and poor stealth skills. Although they rarely work, [[AesopAmnesia the characters try them in every show anyway]].
** It's worth noting that the writers are beginning to {{lampshade}} it too. On ''HannahMontana'' Lilly once bemoaned a zany scheme a good five seconds before Miley dreamt it up, prompting Miley to ask her if she'd become that predictable. Lilly (and probably the bulk of the home viewing audience) both responded "Yes."
* ''Series/TopGear'': it's never just "How easy to drive is this this Ford Fiesta?" it's "Could this Fiesta evade bad guys while driving through a shopping centre? Could it do a beach assault with the Royal Marines?" The really zany schemes are just for their own sake, such as "Buy a cheap car and turn it into a boat", inevitably preceded by the words "[[CatchPhrase How hard]] [[WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong can it be?]]"
* Subverted in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "The Impossible Astronaut", The Doctor winds up in the Oval Office, where he agrees (at gunpoint, which happened a lot in that episode) to help Richard Nixon find someone, he then proceeds to say (with dramatic music) "I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilize, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers, and a fez." All he really needed (and got) were the maps.
* On ''Series/{{Hyperdrive}}'', [[spoiler:Teal]] constructs an intricate plan that falls somewhere between Zany Scheme and GambitRoulete involving chocolate, knockout gas, and the purchase of a planet, [[spoiler:just so she can get a date with Commander Henderson.]]
* Happens a lot in ''Series/OnlyFoolsAndHorses''. Likely most episodes in fact, although some, like the 'Peckham Spring' episode pretty much come to mind here.
* In the Brazilian TV series, ''Series/CityOfMen'', our protagonists use schemes for everything from getting our main character's sister and a gang leader together using notes and candy to avoiding the wrath of gang members by making a map of the favela. These plans often backfire.
* Incredibly common on ''Series/DesperateHousewives'', from all four leads.
* Occurs often in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''; with the most insane and elaborate schemes coming from [[WackyGuy Barney]], who has a tendency to go way over the top with every one, as well as having an inability to back down from a challenge. In one episode, it's revealed he hired actors to play his fake wife and son for years so that his mother would be proud of him.
* A staple on ''Series/ThreesCompany'' and a major plot point in the entire series, including the fact that Jack must pretend to be gay so he can live in the same apartment with two attractive girls.
* [[OnceAnEpisode Twice an episode]] in ''Series/KenanAndKel''--once during the main body of the show, and again in the closing with a short list of NoodleImplements.
* When in episode 2.02 of ''Series/WhiteCollar'', "Need to Know," Neal Caffrey requires $10,000 in cash on short notice, his associate Mozzie accesses one of Neal's secret caches through a pre-arranged zany scheme that involves various NoodleImplements which Mozzie acquires from FBI Peter Burke, refusing to explain their purpose until each is deployed.
* ''Series/{{House}}'' did this in an episode, in which Rachel swallows a coin and House and Wilson device a crazy plot to make sure Rachel won't be harmed while preventing Cuddy from finding out. Ultrasounds, fake cancer children, fake radiation leaks, and several illegal procedures ensue. [[spoiler:The kid poops it out fine later, though by that point, House and Wilson had concluded that she'd never swallowed it]]
* Maeby from ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'' comes up with a few of these to "rebel" against her parents.
-->'''Maeby''': ...I'll walk up to my mom and say "I met this really cute guy" and she'll walk by and see us totally making out!
-->'''George Michael''': [[KissingCousins ... but we're cousins]]
-->'''Maeby''': That's what makes it funny!
* Averted notably in an episode of ''Series/TheMaryTylerMooreShow'', where she has some guests over for drinks, only to discover that they were expecting dinner. Rather than hatch a Zany Scheme to prepare dinner on the sly while they waited, Mary actually ''explains that there's been a misunderstanding''. For a regular sitcom viewer this plotline can come as a shock!
* In ''Series/{{Community}}'' this happens quite frequently. It's the reason why a plan to get chicken fingers expanded into a racketeering empire.
-->'''Jeff:''' If we say we disapprove, we'll just drive her further into his hemp-braceleted arms. We need to be smart, we need to hatch a scheme.
* Cory and Shawn on ''Series/BoyMeetsWorld'' were fond of coming up with these, though this diminished in the later seasons as the characters grew up and the show [[CerebusSyndrome got more serious]].
* This trope combined with IndyPloy is pretty much standard operating procedure for Crichton on ''Series/{{Farscape}}''.
* Zany Schemes pop up all over the place on ''Series/{{Chuck}}''. Pretty much ''everything'' Lester does to boost sales or just plain slack off qualifies. Even the much more serious Sarah and Casey are NotSoAboveItAll.
** Chuck's plans on spy missions are often...unorthodox to say the least.
--> '''Sarah:''' [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments "Chuck, are you about to disarm a nuclear bomb with a box of fruit juice?"]]
* ''Series/{{MASH}}'' has a ton of them. A few examples:
** A soldier wants a nose job. The team of doctors sets up an elaborate scheme to get him the operation without anyone getting in trouble rather than just pretending he broke his nose.
** A nurse's husband is visiting, but she's in trouble, so they create an elaborate scheme that creates more potential for being caught than doing something simpler and more straight-forward.
** Hawkeye and Trapper take some blood from Frank while he's sleeping, to transfuse to a North Korean, who turns out to have hepatitis. They suspect Frank might have given it to him, so they cook up a Zany Scheme to get some of his urine to test, a Zany Scheme to keep him from having sex with Hot Lips, and one to keep him away from patients. All this when they could have pretended to notice some symptoms in him (Frank is known to be a bit hypochondriac, so he probably would have believed it), so he'd voluntarily submit to testing and take a break from sex and patients until the results came back. Instead they had to admit the reason for their odd behavior to keep him out of surgery.
** Whenever Frank is in charge, you can bet Hawkeye is cooking up some kind of scheme.
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[[folder:Radio]]
* Oh so very often on ''TheGoonShow'', which - thanks to being written by Creator/SpikeMilligan - was able to make ''perfect sense'' ([[ItMakesSenseInContext within the context of the show, anyway]]) of a plan to drain a Scottish loch by making Ned Seagoon believe it granted immortality.
* Almost every episode of ''TheNavyLark'' involved either; a Get Rich Quick scheme by [[CMOTDibbler CPO Pertwee]], an attempt by [[StupidBoss Commodore Povey]] to drum the crew out of the navy, [[ChivalrousPervert Sub-Lieutenant Phillips]] trying to woo [[SassySecretary WRN. Chasen]], [[OnlySaneMan Cmdr. Murray]] trying to save his career from the lot of them, or [[GambitPileup all at once]].
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[[folder:Theatre]]
* In ''Theatre/{{Thirteen}}'', Evan comes up with a few of these to get his friends into an R-Rated movie.
--> '''Evan''': And all I have to do is...
* [[OlderThanSteam Dates back]] at least to Creator/{{Shakespeare}}. Consider ''Theatre/MuchAdoAboutNothing''. In fact, it's hard to find a Shakespeare play that ''doesn't'' contain at least one. Even the tragedies are usually caused by Zany Schemes GoneHorriblyWrong (or [[ManipulativeBastard ingeniously pulled off by the villain]]).
* Before Shakespeare, there was Creator/{{Plautus}}, and even ''he'' took inspiration from older sources.
* The ''CommediaDellArte'' is the TropeNamer, since the lower-class characters, or "Zanni", typically came up with schemes of this kind.
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[[folder:Opera]]
* ''Theatre/TheMarriageOfFigaro'' teems with zany schemes. To stop the Count getting his aristocratic hands on Susanna, for instance, she and her fiance Figaro decide to outwit him by arranging an assignation between her and the Count but sending the page Cherubino dressed as a girl in her place. When the plan is rumbled they hit upon a new one: this time neglected Countess will disguise herself as Susanna and meet her own husband in the garden. Hilarity ensues, to the accompaniment of some of the most meltingly beautiful music ever written.
** The aria that Tim Robbins plays over the prison loudspeakers in TheShawshankRedemption comes from the ''Marriage of Figaro''. It is Susanna and the Countess composing a fake love letter to the Count. This gives Red's line, 'I don't know what those two Italian ladies were singing about, and I don't want to know,' a certain irony. They sound so angelic that it's probably lucky he didn't learn what they were really up to.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Subverted in ''{{Persona 3}}'': During one of the early Full Moon missions, the team is making preparations to break into the school when Junpei comments that he has everything "set to go." Because Junpei is [[IdiotHero just the sort of person who would try it]], everyone else assumes from the wording that he's rigged up some sort of bomb. His real plan is actually much simpler:
-->'''Yukari:''' An explosive? For real?!
-->'''Junpei:''' Nah, all I did was unlock a door...
* Given the NoodleImplements the player often had to work with during the heyday of AdventureGames, the solutions to many puzzles often became a Zany Scheme. ''Especially'' the more comically-minded series like ''VideoGame/MonkeyIsland'', ''VideoGame/KingsQuest'' or ''VideoGame/QuestForGlory''.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Generator's latest Zany Scheme in the ''WhateleyUniverse''? Using her powers to create shoulder angels to torment Phase, because Phase was peeking at Generator's roommate in the bathroom. It goes FromBadToWorse
** [[spoiler: Eventually, the entire school was nearly wrecked.]]
** Note that, previously, she was involved in an actual 'NoodleIncident', she animated a stuffed cabbit doll as part of an epic chase, she later rigged that cabbit with enough weaponry to rip a man's arm off, she's obsessed with ''HelloKitty'', and she's a trap! Zany Schemes are her forte. (Oh, and don't forget what she had to go through to go to a lesbian hot-tub thing. Even if she's not a lesbian.)
** Don't forget when she decided she needed to wear the school's 'pacifist' and 'ultra-violent' armbands, and just switch off on different days. Generator is the ''definition'' of CrazyAwesome. Emphasis on the 'crazy'.
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic is always busy coming up with these for the [[Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses Channel Awesome]] staff- such as invading the micro-nation of [[{{Kickassia}} Molassia]] or [[SuburbanKnights searching for magical gauntlets in urban Chicago]]. The site members are now [[GenreSavvy familiar and tired of his plots]] but they can't complain, or else they're fired. And they kinda enjoy it, even though they won't admit.
** Also deconstructed with the Critic. With Kickassia at least, it's heavily implied that he wanted power because he's miserable with his usual life.
* One [[VideoGame/{{Touhou}} Walfas]] [[http://www.walfas.org/flash/nitori_flash.swf flash]] was about [[GadgeteerGenius Nitori]] intentionally creating a problem just so she could solve it and become a hero. The problem in question was the imminent collision of a ship and an iceberg (sound familiar?) which she attempts to solve by giving [[TheJudge Shiki's]] hat and stick and one of [[CuteGhostGirl Youmu's]] swords to CatGirl Chen, then tossing her overboard so she could destroy the iceberg. She then realizes that Chen (a cat) [[OhCrap can't swim.]] [[spoiler: Luckily, it was AllJustADream.]]
* In ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony'', Rarity comes up with a convoluted scheme to ruin Fluttershy's modeling career. Said plan involves building a fence, ignoring a blue-bellied pelican, and dancing a polka. Also, Rarity got a bit distracted while she was coming up with the scheme, so instead of punishing Fluttershy, the plan culminates in punching Rainbow Dash.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* Both parodied and subverted in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', where Elan initially had an unknown scheme to get Thog and himself back to their respective teams. It is known that this involved [[NoodleImplements Thog dressing like a leprechaun, and filling a wooden llama with potato salad]], but they ended up getting a ride from someone else.
** His EvilTwin brother Nale is little better, and devised a Zany Scheme to kill Elan that involved, among other things, Thog on rocket skates (with only an 84% chance of having [[AnvilOnHead an anvil land on him]]).
* In ''PvP'', referred to as "Wacky Adventures". At one point Cole, who's upset that he always gets cast as the disapproving conventional one, insists on taking part in one - when Francis comes up with a sensible and risk-free plan to get the information they need, Cole then insists that they instead concoct an unnecessarily zany scheme to achieve the same goal.
* Basically the entire, continuously evolving plotline of ''TriangleAndRobert'' is an infernal machine powered entirely by Schemes both Zany AND Wacky. Plus the occasional Beam of Pure Chocolate.
* The [[http://www.insecticons.com/insecticomics/v2/144.html Zany Scheme]] arc of the {{Insecticomics}} features Thrust trying to come up with...well, see trope name. Dreadmoon isn't impressed.
* ''TerrorIsland''. Sid and Stephen's scheme to get the other to buy groceries is getting more and more zany.
* In ''No Rest For The Wicked'', Perrault is proposing a scheme to get Red and November inside the locked gate: he tracks down the owner, convinces him that robbers are about to attack, persuades him that his only safety is leaving open the gates so the robbers will plunder the place and let him escape -- whereupon Red [[CuttingTheKnot chops through the gate]].
* Aubrey from ''SomethingPositive'' comes up with these on a regular basis. Her friends have a standing rule stating that "the person who accidentally inspires one of Aubrey's schemes is the one who has to help her until it either blows up in her face, or she loses interest."
* ''WebComic/EerieCuties'': This is Cessily's schtick, in her attempts to gain popularity [[AllGhoulsSchool at Charybdis.]] As noted by the cast page: [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/cast/ "she's got a bajillion of 'em, all of them terrible".]] While Laura is noted as being "her hapless sidekick". They aren't kidding. Some of the plans they come up with are just [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/my_next_plan plain]] [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/football_field weird.]]
* Sam Starfall from Webcomic/{{Freefall}} absolutely ''loves'' these, though he has been known to take the more direct route on occasion.
* ''Aki Alliance'' lampshades it when Aki's friend asks her if it's a "[[http://www.ryanestrada.com/2006/01/31/comics/aki-alliance/aki-alliance-chapter-2-kendra-woodward-page-15/ real plan or a sitcom plan]]".
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' details Zany Scheme "Operation Hidden Herald" [[http://sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20010930 here]]. It includes sub-schemes like "Operation Run-Around-Willy-Nilly" and "Operation Look-I'm-Tom-Cruise."
-->'''Riff:''' How are we going to get the keycard from Gwynn?
-->'''Torg:''' I'll seduce her (...) I know I don't have much of a chance of seducing Gwynn, but if I pulled it off, wouldn't I be cool?
-->'''Sasha:''' You want this whole operation to hinge on acting cool?
-->'''Riff:''' ''I want to try! I want to try!''
* In ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'', Susan describes Justin's plan for dealing with a problem as a [[http://egscomics.com/?date=2011-02-04 wacky hijinks solution.]] He doesn't end up going through with it.
* Most of the cast of ''Webcomic/MenageA3'' are nothing like as clever as they think they are, so this is one of the comic's regular plot devices. Some examples by character:
** Zii likes to think of herself as a great manipulator, but most of the time, she just improvises her way out of difficulties, and sometimes she makes things worse rather than better. For example, she brings Yuki into band rehearsals to disrupt Sonya's attempts to seduce her, but that of course brings Yuki into the band -- which Zii had been ''specifically'' trying to avoid.
** Sonya is, as she says herself, [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/is_he_single fulla great plansh...]] uh, full of bright ideas. Putting Peggy in a heavy wig and dark glasses to seduce Gary would just be one notable example.
** For that matter -- Peggy's OperationJealousy scheme on behalf of Sonya may have been quite well-designed in itself, but it had to involve ''Sonya''.
** Tatiana's experiment to determine whether or not Gary really was "the perfect sub" tipped over the edge into lunacy. It actually sort of worked on its own terms, though, despite her failure to cover some details.


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* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Peter claims that his plan to get rid of the New York tourists who come during the fall is so brilliant that his brain would explode just by thinking about it. However, the following scene shows him behaving as silly as usual.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Recess}}'' lives off these, generally thought up by the gang's leader T.J. In one episode he even suffers HeroicBSOD because his schemes fail. He gets better after the gang prove that none of their plans work without him.
* ''WesternAnimation/EdEddnEddy'' did this frequently, and occasionally [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] it.
* ''Timon & Pumbaa'' frequently came up with these in their somewhat surreal Saturday morning cartoon show.
* ''PinkyAndTheBrain'' is also known for (and, in fact, defined by) its Zany Schemes.
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Homer Simpson lives for this.
-->'''Marge:''' Homey, what are you going to do?
-->'''Bart:''' Crazy scheme, crazy scheme, crazy scheme...
-->'''Homer:''' Get me tools and beer!
-->'''Bart:''' YES!
** From "Homer Goes To College":
-->'''Homer:''' The only antidote to a zany scheme, is an even ''zanier'' scheme!
-->'''Nerd:''' Why does it have to be zany?
** And another from "Smoke on the Daughter":
-->'''Homer:''' It's time for Operation: Crazy Plan!
* In ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'', [[EvilChancellor Yzma's]] plan to assassinate [[TheCaligula Kuzco]]:
-->I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... (laughs) I'll smash it with a hammer! [...] (knocks over a bottle of poison) [[ASimplePlan Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.]]
** Got upgraded to RunningGag status in ''WesternAnimation/TheEmperorsNewSchool''. She comes up with a Zany roughly OncePerEpisode.
* Used several times in ''TheRenAndStimpyShow''. In "The Boy Who Cried Rat", Ren dresses himself in a [[ShoutOut Mickey Mouse outfit]] ([[ShoutOut plus the episode being a parody of]] WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry), as Stimpy offers his rodent killing services to a couple that Ren made his mouse-hole in, just so they could earn [[MemeticMutation five bucks]].
** "Big Baby Scam", where Ren and Stimpy pretend to be babies so they wouldn't have to do any work and be fed and pampered. Oh, the victims of their plan are the exact same people.
** "Altruists" of ''Adult Party Cartoon'', to some extent. [[Film/TheThreeStooges Despite the whole plot]] [[ShoutOut being]] [[OutOfCharacter very unusal for the duo]], they attempt to break into a house to steal money and various other things from a rich family. Their plan included distracting the angry duck guarding the house with Stimpy disguised as a duck-woman, willing for a one night stand, beating the couple's kids with a blackjack, and stealing a painting of the Mexican Elvis, Mexa Canelves. Of course, the couple they rob is the afromentioned one.
* In ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'', this is Dr. Doofenshmirtz's shtick.
* Pete and especially Max on ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'' often come up with one of these. [[LaserGuidedKarma Pete's usually backfire in ways that punish him.]] With Max, the schemes sometimes succeed, sometimes fail, and are sometimes [[ShaggyDogStory profoundly unnecessary]]. Usually they rely on [[DumbIsGood Goofy]] and [[ExtremeDoormat PJ]] respectively to get the job done, though Goofy often causes more problems than he solves and PJ is almost always [[TheDragAlong totally set against the plan]] which he will [[OnlySaneMan often criticize for being stupid]] or at least doubt that it will work.
* The "Hey Girls," the group formed by Holly Hobbie and her friends in ''WesternAnimation/HollyHobbieAndFriends'' often hatch them, though they often turn out to be both inspired and work out well.
* ''Owls Well That Ends Well'' of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' has Spike getting jealous of Twilight Sparkle's new owl companion. He decides the best course of action would be to dress up like DastardlyWhiplash, cover a mouse-shaped cat toy in ketchup and frame the owl. HilarityEnsues.
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