->'''Kermit the Frog:''' Bear left.\\
'''Fozzie Bear:''' What?\\
'''Kermit:''' Bear left!\\
'''Fozzie:''' Right, frog!
-->-- ''Film/TheMuppetMovie''

Possibly the [[SeenItAMillionTimes most frequently used gag]] in the history of film and television. If ever in a comedy somebody tells a character or a group of characters to move/turn left, you can bet the character/one or more of the group will go right instead, prompting the phrase, "Your ''other'' left!". (Or they correctly turn left, at which point the first character realizes they actually meant right and tries to cover with the same phrase.)

If this doesn't happen, it's usually replaced with a confused exchange about "My left or your left?", even if the characters are facing the same way.

A slightly more credible version may involve some version of the following exchange:
->"So, we turn left here?"\\
[[WhosOnFirst "Right."]]

A similar gag: everyone on TV gets confused between port and starboard. (Incidentally, port is ship's "left", easily remembered as they both have four letters. If you still find yourself confused, remember that both right and starboard are the longer words, ''and it's always the same side of the ship'', so no confusion can happen on a ship.)

Sometimes appears as confusion between left and "stage left."

To be entirely fair, though, it's not like this doesn't actually [[TruthInTelevision happen with an alarming regularity in real life]]. We're just talking about its predictable appearances on TV. For some reason, it's always "your other left," never "your other right", even though you'd think both occur equally often in RealLife (especially in languages in which the WhosOnFirst joke mentioned above doesn't work).

Compare TheExitIsThatWay.
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* In ''Manga/SoulEater'', Black☆Star has difficulty discerning left from right when trying to navigate a series of corridors. It turns out that he doesn't even know which is his left hand. He subsequently forgoes navigation in favor of [[DungeonBypass going through the walls]].
* ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' had poor [[CloudCuckooLander Osaka]] have some difficulty with the concept of moving to her right. 'It's the hand you hold your chopsticks in!' helped, although this meant she had to mime eating. Instead of doing her actual job of holding Tomo up off the ground...
** A similar joke pops up in both the anime and VisualNovel versions of ''{{Kanon}}'': In an effort to avoid [[OncePerEpisode his regular collisions with Ayu]] and this trope, Yuuichi tells her to dodge toward the hand she holds her chopsticks in. Turns out Yuuichi is right-handed, while Ayu is left-handed...
** Also in ''DragonBall''; Kuririn and Chaozu are fighting, and Kuririn uses SuperSpeed to zip out of sight, leaving Chaozu shocked. Tenshinhan helpfully yells, "Your left!" from the sidelines, and Chaozu uses the hand you hold chopsticks in for reference and looks...just in time to get hit in the face.
* In ''EurekaSeven'', Dominic Sorel asks the protagonist if [[NoSenseOfDirection South is in the direction of the hand you hold the fork in]]. This is a guy who's supposed to be a [[ModernMajorGeneral high-ranking military officer]].
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[[folder:Comics]]
* In a ''ComicBook/DarkwingDuck'' comic featured in ''Disney Adventures'', a lightning strike makes Megavolt [[MST3KMantra perceive everything backwards and even talk backwards (young readers might need a mirror)]]. Anyone he touched would gain the same affliction, as Darkwing discovered after he said, "To the left, Launchpad!" and crashed into Launchpad moving to the right. Ironically, they got it backwards.
* In one strip of ''CalvinAndHobbes'', the two eponyms stalk into the house, drenched and glaring at one another. They proceed in angry silence to the bookshelf and furiously look up an entry in the dictionary, whereupon Hobbes shouts, "See?! Starboard is ''right''! ''Port'' is left!"
* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'': During a team-building exercise, Dogbert tells everyone to turn to the left and name one thing they admire about that person. The PointyHairedBoss turns to the right:
-->'''PHB:''' I admire your leathery skin, Alice.\\
'''Alice:''' I admire your ability to figure out which side is your ''right'' in only two tries.
* Used straight in ''Start of Darkness'', a prequel book to ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', unsurprisingly by the Monster in the Darkness.
-->'''Redcloak:''' Hey! You in the box! Lean all your weight to the left!\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' You got it! ... OK, when you say, "left", you mean--\\
'''Redcloak:''' I mean not this side, you idiot!\\
'''[=MitD=]:''' You got it!
* One ''FoxTrot'' strip has Roger and Peter golfing.
-->'''Roger:''' Think I should bear left?
-->'''Peter:''' Right.
-->''*putt*''
-->'''Roger (glaring):''' Next time, say "correct".
-->'''Peter:''' I'll go get your sand wedge.
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* When ''Disney/{{Bolt}}'' is learning to beg, Mittens tells him, "Drop your left ear. No, your other left. No, the first way was better."
* ''QuestForCamelot'' uses the line while Garrett (who is blind) is driving a wagon with Kayley shouting directions to him: "Left! Go left! [--Your other left...--] No, Garrett, ''right!''" In this case, it's Kayley confusing the directions and then correcting herself rather than Garrett mixing them up, but the effect is more or less the same.
* A variation occurs in ''Disney/TheEmperorsNewGroove'' when Kuzco and Pacha are back to back, trying to climb out of a chasm after a RopeBridge collapse; Kuzco complains when Pacha uses "his" left instead of Kuzco's left.
* In ''Disney/{{Hercules}}'', while Hercules is fighting the Hydra, Phil yells helpful advice from the sidelines.
-->'''Phil''': That's it! Dance around! Dance around! Watch the teeth! Watch the teeth! Keep going. Come on. Come on. Lead with your left. Lead with your left. ''(Hercules gets flattened)'' Your other left!
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[[folder:Films -- Live Action]]
* ''Film/TheMatrix'': When Neo is fleeing the Agents and taking directions from Tank over the phone.
** Although there's a [[LateToThePunchline hidden joke]] in this: Tank has just told Neo to turn left, to which Neo turns right. However, in that shot, Neo is facing the audience, so he's turning to the audience's left. When Tank yells "No, your other left!" the camera crosses the 180 line, and shows Neo from behind, where he changes direction and turns to both his and the audience's left. The camera then switches back to the original shot where Neo is facing the camera. He continues to go to his left, but because he is facing the camera, he appears to us to be moving to the right, thus the line is actually directed [[BreakingTheFourthWall at least partially at the audience]] and was included in the film as a quick joke of that variety too.
** Spoofed in CleolindaJones' ''Movies in 15 Minutes'' version: "Go forward! No, your ''other'' forward!!"
* In ''Film/ShortCircuit'', when Number Five drives Stephanie's truck he drives it on the wrong side of the road. Stephanie shouts at him to drive on the right side of the road, but he keeps misinterpreting the meaning of right to mean "right, correct, functional".
* Used in ''TheLittleRascals'' movie: "All raise your right hand... your ''other'' right hand." Justified by how these are young children, some of which are still unable to read and likely new to the concept of directions.
* Another example of this would be in the beginning of ''Film/PearlHarbor'' where Danny and Rafe decide to play chicken with their planes and say the following:
-->'''Danny:''' Which way ya goin?\\
'''Rafe:''' Uh, right, no left. Left. I'll go left.\\
'''Danny:''' Okay, we,re goin left right?\\
'''Rafe:''' Right, right?\\
'''Danny:''' Right, like we're goin left, or right like we're goin right?\\
'''Rafe:''' Well, now you got me all mixed up, I dunno make up your mind!\\
'''Danny:''' God, Rafe, we're goin right. Righty-Tighty!
** [[ChekhovsSkill They then do this later in the film to take down some Japanese planes.]]
* Used by Creator/MelBrooks in ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'':
-->'''Marcus Vindictus:''' You take the left flank, I'll take the right flank.\\
''(Mucus promptly runs into Vindictus)''\\
'''Marcus Vindictus:''' Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?\\
'''Captain Mucus:''' I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.\\
'''Marcus Vindictus:''' You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
* ''Film/{{Glory}}'' has a classic example of the Drill instructor version. Including the Sergent asking "How many of you don't know your right from your left?" at which about half the hands go up. Not an unusual thing for country-boy soldiers in general, the term "hayfoot" comes from one noted memory aid, and many of the soldiers there were in fact former slaves with little to no formal education, adding to this.
* Happens countless times in ''Clockwise'', and is one of the reasons Cleese's character gets lost all the time. ("So I take the train on the left?" "Right!") The other reason is sheer pigheadedness.
* Shows up in a few ''Film/TheThreeStooges'' shorts, with interesting misconceptions. One features Moe trying to tell Curly that something goes on the 'right' wall. While facing him. They both point to their own right. This continues AFTER they trade places. And when Larry comes in, facing the two, and points to HIS right.
** Then there's when Curly prepares to pound a nail pointed the wrong way on a wall. Moe calls him an imbecile for what he's about to do since the nail's pointing the wrong way..because the nail goes on THAT wall!
* In ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheTempleOfDoom'', Willie Scott has to save Indy and Short Round from a room with spikes by pulling a lever inside one of two small holes. Indy tells her, "Go to the right hole!", and she puts her hand in the hole to Indy's right, but to her left. Indy's hand comes out and grabs hers while he says, "The other one, the other right. YOUR OTHER RIGHT!"
** Though it was actually just because the hole on the right was full of bugs, and she was hoping either would do.
** A variation takes place in ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'', when Indy and his dad are in a plane being attacked by Nazi fighters:
-->'''Indy''': Eleven o'clock, Dad!\\
'''Professor Jones Sr.'''(glancing at his watch): What happens at eleven o'clock?
* In ''[[Film/MasterAndCommander Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World]]'', Midshipman Blakeney, who lost an arm in the opening battle sequence, is preparing the men for battle by having them attach neckcloths to their arms to distinguish friend from foe.
-->'''Blakeney:''' On your right upper arm, to tell friend from foe. Davies, this arm. Starboard arm.\\
'''Davies:''' Is that the arm you got, or the arm you don't got?
* In ''The Long Long Trailer'' (a non-[[ILoveLucy Lucy]] related movie from Creator/LucilleBall and Desi Arnaz) one of the newly wed couple's first fights comes from this.
-->'''Tacy:''' You didn't let me finish. I was going to say "turn right here left".\\
'''Nicky:''' Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
* In ''Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico'', there's a badass moment when the blinded [[JohnnyDepp Agent Sands]] shoots a mook on verbal directions from a local child... which is then derailed when he pauses and asks the immortal question:
-->'''Sands:''' Wait... my left or your left?
-->'''Chicleta:''' ''Mi'' derecha.[[note]]''[[BilingualBonus My right]].''[[/note]]
* In ''Film/TheAdventuresOfBuckarooBanzaiAcrossThe8thDimension'', Buckaroo and John Parker are chasing the Red Lectroid battleship in a stolen Thermopod. Banzai is sitting in a rear-facing seat, resulting in some confusion when he tries to give Parker directions.
* Phileas Fogg attempts to aid Passpertout during a fight scene in the 2004 remake of ''AroundTheWorldInEightyDays''. "No, your other left!"
* A variation in the AbbottAndCostello film ''Pardon My Sarong'': A cop boards the bus that Bud and Lou have stolen, and tells them to back up, to which Bud tells Lou that he should go ahead and do it. Lou replies, "How can I back up ''and'' go ahead?"
** In ''Film/AbbottAndCostelloMeetFrankenstein'', the boys are trying to escape a dungeon. Lou begins to head into a tunnel, and Bud tells him, "Not that way, to the left!" Still in the tunnel Lou looks down at his hands, picks the left one, and runs to his ''immediate'' left...smack into a brick wall.
* A serious example occurs in ''Film/FullMetalJacket'', when Pyle mistakenly moves his rifle to his right shoulder, prompting a violent outburst from [[DrillSergeantNasty Hartmann]]:
-->'''Hartmann''': (smacks Pyle, hard) What side is that, Private Pyle?
-->'''Pyle''': (obviously in pain) Sir, left, sir!
-->'''Hartmann''': ''Are you sure, Private Pyle?''
* Played with in ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' during Princess Vespa's first wedding attempt.
--> '''King Roland:''' Okay everybody. Starting on the left foot.
--> [Starts right]
--> '''Vespa:''' Daddy that's your right foot.
--> '''Roland:''' It's too late! Keep going!
* ''Film/GetOverIt'':
-->'''Dr. Desmond Forest Oates:''' What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think.
* ''Film/TheLongKissGoodnight'':
---> '''Charly:''' Thirty degrees left, Mitch. Left.\\
(beat)\\
'''Charly:''' Your ''other'' left!
* In ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanDeadMansChest'', the conch-headed fish/man gets his head knocked off by a thrown coconut, and the instructions it shouts as his body fumbles around blindly for it include this trope.
* During Dorothy's screen test in the film ''Film/{{Tootsie}}'', Michael keeps interpreting the director's instructions to his crew as being directed at him, so he continually asks for clarification of this nature before basically being told to shut up.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In Dodie Smith's ''Literature/TheHundredAndOneDalmatians'', Missis, who is not nearly as bright a dog as her mate Pongo, just can't seem to grasp the concept of right & left. This means some considerable anxiety for her, when she's on unfamiliar territory and trying to follow directions she's been given. Having been urged to associate "right" with the spot on her right front paw, she is only able to remember that her "right" paw is... er... one of her ''front'' paws.
* "Do I turn left?"/"Right" happens in BeverlyCleary's book ''[[RamonaQuimby Ramona and Her Mother]]'', when Beezus is giving her mother directions to get to the hairstylist's.
* "Do I turn left?"/"Right" also occurs in ''Good Driving, Literature/AmeliaBedelia''. Mr. Rogers ends up talking himself into circles explaining that "left is right" and "right is wrong". Eventually, he says "bear left" and Amelia turns right [[LiteralMinded to avoid the bear]]. He tries to explain her mistake, but she doesn't quite get it: [[SustainedMisunderstanding "Oh, if I'd known the bear left, I wouldn't have turned right."]]
* There's a hilarious example in the NewJediOrder books, where Han and Chewie take part in a asteroid run race. The race ship has two sets of controls and they struggle to cooperate, leaving them screaming and bellowing - including the trope - at each other as they narrowly dodge asteroid after asteroid. To everyone watching however, they look like they're using the force because they're flying so well.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* One of the guys on ''BackToLife'' tries to disassemble a NASA helmet to restore it, which involves loosening screws. The guy working the screw driver turns the screws the wrong way.
* ''ThreesCompany:'' Jack and Janet go on a date and try to kiss. They try to decide which way to tilt their heads to avoid hitting each other's face with their nose, but must first figure out whether it's Jack's left of Janet's left.
* The pilot episode of ''ThirdWatch'': Kim and Bobby, in their ambulance, are stuck behind a motorist. Kim speaks over the tannoy to the motorist, asking him to move to the right -- then the ''other'' right.
* In the ''Series/{{CSI}}'' episode "Alter Boys", Catherine tells a suspect to "Raise your right foot... No, your other right." Although, given the circumstances, he was probably in shock at the time.
* In one of those rare cases of being TruthInTelevision and simultaneously a trope being used, every season ''Series/{{Survivor}}'' has at least one challenge that requires the bulk of those competing to be blindfolded and verbally directed by one person. Just as regularly, one tribe ''always'' gets screwed by this trope.
* A variation in the ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "Remembrance of the Daleks": The Doctor and his sidekick, Ace, are in a van. Ace, who is driving, asks about the Daleks.
-->'''The Doctor:''' From Skaro. At least originally. They're the mutated remains of a species called the Kaleds. Left here.\\
'''Ace:''' When were they left here?\\
'''The Doctor:''' No! Turn left here.\\
'''Ace:''' Oh, right.\\
'''The Doctor:''' No, left!
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Friends}}'' from Season 7, Rachel is trying to teach Joey how to sail his boat. She tells him to go to port, which he doesn't understand. She then says, left, very calmly, but he doesn't know right from left anyways, and so he remains on the right side of the boat. She screams "The left!" which he still doesn't respond to, then she just simply yells, "Just sit over there!"
* ''Series/{{Knightmare}}'' had this in so many interesting ways.
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIfcYwI6Ps Simon, sidestep to your left.]]
** Some fans have noted that many teams screwed themselves by unconsciously using the British habit of preceding or following a statement with the word "right."
* ''Series/BurnNotice'': Of all people, Michael and Sam, two highly professional ex-spies, get tripped up by this when Sam's giving instructions to Michael over a radio while monitoring the room through its surveillance cameras.
** ItMakesSenseInContext, since Sam is slightly inebriated (he [[strike:always]] usually is) and Michael calls him on the mistake before committing to it, but Sam just sounds so sure that he goes with it.
* On ''Series/TheGoodGuys'', this becomes a problem. Dan's old secret code (where the word "Reagan" means "Get the guy on the right" and "Carter" means "Get the guy on the left") causes problems because Dan and his partner are facing each other, which makes the meaning unclear.
* Said by Mac to Charlie in the ''ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'' Christmas Special. A confused Charlie responds, "I don't ''have'' another left!"
* In ''{{Tremors}}: The Series'', Burt uses a military-jargon variant ("Your ''other'' two-o'-clock") to tell Tyler from which angle Messerschmitt is flying towards them.
* ''MarriedWithChildren'' offered an example of the "slightly more credible version" when Kelly was supposed to place her left hand in a container full of insects to test a repellant. She asked if it really was the left arm and somebody answered "Right".
* ''Series/MyFamily'' has Ben and Susan arguing over the journey to somewhere, where apparently they got lost on the way. (The exchange below is paraphrased, not quoted exactly.)
-->'''Susan''': You said to turn right!
-->'''Ben''': When I said "right", I meant "right" as in "correct"!
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[[folder:Live Performances]]
* One of David Copperfield's rope tricks had him holding the rope in his left hand while instructing his volunteer, who was already holding her piece of rope in her right hand, to hold her piece of rope in her right hand. She switches hands to copy him and he reminds her: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytqI9QXWvco#t=4m33s "Your other right."]]
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[[folder:Radio]]
* In an episode of ''Radio/ImSorryIHaventAClue'', a game of Mornington Crescent played with a "Sat Nav" included, amongst various unhelpful instruction from the computer voice, "Turn left. Left. No, left. Other left."
** And more recently, the same computer said "Make a left turn. Left. Turn left. Left. Left. Left. I mean right."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theater]]
* In the Broadway musical ''AFunnyThingHappenedOnTheWayToTheForum'', MilesGloriosus says "There's none of the enemy left, right?" and "We not only fought but we won, too!" in each case hopelessly confusing his soldiers marching to "Left, right, left, right!" and "One, two, one, two!".
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''GuildWars Nightfall'':
-->'''Palawa Joko:''' No, no, no! Mummified flesh on the left! Dried bones on the right! No, your other right, you worthless bits of animated anatomy!
* In ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoSanAndreas'', when the player has to shoot incoming cops during a car chase;
-->'''Ryder:''' CJ, to the left!\\
'''CJ:''' Your left, or my left?\\
'''Ryder:''' Hell, I don't know, just shoot everybody, motherfucker.
* Dean Domino might try to kill you by giving you bad directions (accidentally or otherwise) at the end of [[VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas Dead Money]]. With a high enough intelligence stat, you can actually [[LampshadeHanging call him out]] on whose left he's talking about.
* Clarence from ''VideoGame/{{Penumbra}} Black Plague'' can say "No, other left ! ''Other left'' !" while [[spoiler: arguably helping Philip sneak past the other Infected in the corridors near the Chemical Storage]], if Philip doesn't listen to his advice.
* Left-right confusion ruins the prosecution's case in [[spoiler:case 2]] of ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney''. Two witnesses both claim to have seen the crime from a hotel room across the way, but one says the victim ran to the right, and the other to the left. [[spoiler:Both are telling the truth, but they're lying in that one of them wasn't at the hotel. He's the murderer, so he was in the room with the victim, facing towards the window.]]
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* Parodied in the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' Strong Bad Email "big white face"
-->'''Strong Sad:''' What do you have behind your back?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' A single deuce... Deuce.\\
'''Strong Sad:''' No, your ''other'' back!
* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'' shows Sarge and Caboose getting told how to get out of a minefield. It gets very confusing when [[TheDitz Caboose]] takes this, inevitably, UpToEleven.
-->[[spoiler:'''C.T:''']] Walk four steps to your right.\\
'''Sarge:''' You mean our right?\\
[[spoiler:'''C.T:''']] Yes.\\
'''Caboose:''' Um, [[MindScrew our our right, or your our right?]]\\
[[spoiler:'''C.T:''']] [[SurroundedByIdiots There is no my your right!]]\\
'''Sarge:''' What- is left north to you, or is it- whe- on the compass, which way?\\
'''Caboose:''' Uh, what about-\\
[[spoiler:'''C.T:''']] Just walk to your right!\\
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* Used straight in [[http://www.undefined.net/1/0/?strip=658 this]] ''OneOverZero'' strip. Given he had two left hands at the time, it may be credible, depending on the context.
* A surprisingly original variation in ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'', as part of an OrphanedPunchline:
-->'''Roy:''' --so I'm like, "But you told me we didn't want to turn right!" And Durkon says "No, I told ye we dinnae want ta turn '''wights'''!"
* Subverted in [[http://www.mezzacotta.net/owls/?comic=28 this]] ''[[{{mezzacotta}} Lightning Made of Owls]]'' strip. One character even comments: "This isn't vaudeville, after all."
* [[http://www.bardsworth.com/archive.php?p=499 This]] ''Bardsworth'' strip, featuring disastrous dancing lessons.
* In ''{{Goblins}}'', Forgath attempts to deliberately confuse Minmax (a nearby door only opens when the people nearby are confused) by telling him to look up, and then "your other up". [[TheDitz Minmax]] doesn't get confused at all and simply apologizes and looks ''down''.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''RocketPower'', "Race Across New Zealand": Twister has confusion between the two sides because of the traffic going on the other side of the road.
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'', when Sokka's and Katara's canoe runs into an ice field:
-->'''Katara:''' Watch out! Go left! Go left! ''(they crash)'' You call that left?
** And parodied in ''AvatarTheAbridgedSeries'' in ep 9:
--->"Down Fluffles, down!" ''(everyone falls off Fluffles)'' "No, the other down!" ''(Fluffles falls)''
* Taken totally straight in ''WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}}'', when Gwen is trying to ride on Ben [[AccidentalInnuendo (as Wildmutt)'s]] back when he's been rendered "blind" by a cold.
* In ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', "Cap'n Drakken" (the episode where they live in "Ye olde times") there is a part where, in trying to direct a ship, Barkin says "Starboard!" followed shortly by "your other starboard!" [[http://caps.kpfanworld.com/capn_drakken/hd/1201-1300 (about 1/3 of the way down the page)]]
* Done on a sketch on ''WesternAnimation/{{Histeria}}'' about (Jerry) Lewis and Clark (Kent) canoeing down a river. Lewis' inability to understand Clark's directions leads to then going down a waterfall.
* Played with in ''MegasXLR'' when Jamie (in the back seat of the car/cockpit) tells Coop (in the driver's seat) to block an enemy to the left. Coop looks left, though the enemy is actually on his right, and he is attacked anyway. Jamie adds "My left!" to which Coop replies, "We have the same left!"
* Frequently used on ''WesternAnimation/TheNewAdventuresOfWinnieThePooh''. Justified as they are animals of very little brain.
* An episode of ''{{Rugrats}}'' had Stu and his dad inside a mechanical dragon and Stu ordered Lou (his dad) to hit a button on his right -- and the dragon flipped, causing the response, "Your other right"
* Used in the ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'' episode "The Mysterious Mare-Do-Well" by a construction worker Rainbow Dash was in the middle of saving.
* In an episode of ''JohnnyTest'' when everyone is fleeing from aliens:
--> '''Susan:''' Go left!
--> '''Johnny:''' My left or your left?
--> '''Susan:''' ''It's the same left!''
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' we get this exchange from the Rich Texan:
--> '''Rich Texan:''' [[DramaticGunCock *click*]]I'll take the gold coins now.
--> '''Marge:''' But we don't know where they are.
--> '''Rich Texan:''' They're right there on your left. No your ''other'' left. No, no ''Texas'' left, which is ''your'' down.
* ''WackyRaces'' offered an example of the "slightly more credible version" when Sgt. Blast ordered Pvt. Meekly to turn left.
---> '''Pvt. Meekly:''' Did you say left, Sarge?
---> '''Sgt. Blast:''' Right.
* ''WesternAnimation/GeneratorRex'': In "Exposed", Holiday is watching an EVO on the monitors and guiding Rex and Bobo as to where it has gone. At one point, she tells them it went "Right" and they take off in the wrong direction. She immediately adds "Camera right!". With embarrassed looks, Rex and Bobo turn around.
* ''DuckTales'' once did a variation when Big Time tells the Beagle Boy driving their van to "make a left," so he ''[[ExactWords instantly]]'' makes a left -- right through 2 buildings before finally landing in a fountain.
-->'''Big Time:''' I meant ''at the corner!''
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* In RealLife, every drill instructor ''ever'' has had to use the line, typically when trying to teach people how to march in formation, thus requiring them to start with the left foot. Same with marching bands.
** "Your ''military'' left!"
** Subverted with [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cadets_Drum_and_Bugle_Corps The Cadets Drum and Bugle Corps]] who step off with their right foot.
* [[DefiedTrope Deliberately avoided]] by RealLife driving instructors, who will often use the word "right" to indicate direction only, using "yes" or "correct" to indicate an affirmative, in order to avoid such confusion.
* When accuracy is critical, expect to hear compass points, headings, or clock numbers because of their unambiguous meanings or basis on absolute directions. The clock code in aviation was designed to correct for this, but hasn't entirely worked: in the heat of an engagement it can take too long to visualize the position. Thus, position is often described in apparently redundant left-right terms as well, as in "Tally 2, 7 o'clock left!"
** Not to mention there's an entire subtrope involving novice fighter pilots being told "Enemy fighter approaching you at six o'clock" and deciding they don't need to worry yet because it's only half past three.
* To try to avert this, anatomy always uses the ''subject's'' right or left, and also uses more specific terms like anterior, ventral, proximal, or superficial to avoid vagueness.
* And theatre attempts to fix the problem the same way, by having an arbitrary viewpoint. "Left" and "right" area always assumed to be from the perspective of the one being directed, and often directors will have to use "stage left" or "stage right" to clarify this.
* In Heraldry, the terms are Dexter (right) and Sinister (Left) They always apply to the shield as if it were being carried, making "Dexter" the viewer's left, and Sinister being the viewer's right.
** In many medieval recreation groups this is mostly averted by the use of "sword-side" and "shield-side" when giving instructions on the tourney or melee fields. It doesn't work so well for anyone left-handed.
* To avoid problems with realitive terms such as left and right, highways and railroads make a point of having cardinal directions which can be referenced in official communications. Unfortunately this can lead to the same left/right confusion when the listed direction doesn't match the geographic direction the route travels on the earth's surface.
** The Northeast Corridor rail line that runs diagonally between New York and Washington, DC is officially east-west between New York and Philadelphia, but north-south between Philadelphia and Washington. The popular conception is that the ''entire'' route is North-South and "Northbound/Southbound" is what appears in the public timetables, but the officially north-south part of the route actually travels 20 miles farther to the west than it does to the south!
** On railways in the UK (and probably elsewhere), the main destination or terminus that the line serves is at the Top, thus the track that traffic goes along to get there on is the Up line, and the other one is the Down line. A London destination is always Up the line, even when you're heading down the map (southwards). It gets tricky close to stations that serve the local area as well as trunk routes, where the trunk Down is the local Up, etc.
** There are numerous examples of [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wrong-way_concurrency Wrong Way Concurrencies]] on numbered highways where a road with one listed direction runs concurrent with a highway of the opposite direction. In one case US 19 Truck runs wrong way concurrent [[MindScrew with itself]]!
* Living with dyslexia, you hear this often. Many people with dyslexia try to tell others "Turn the way I point, not the way I say."
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