->''"I was walking down the street the other day and this man actually called me a Chink. I was so mad! Chinks are Chinese. I'm Korean. I'm a Gook. If you're going to be racist, at least get the terminology correct."''\\
-- '''Creator/MargaretCho'''

A Wrong Insult Offence occurs when one character attempts to insult another and hurls what they think is an appropriate insult in the other character's face. The second character considers this and then calmly replies, listing all the reasons why that particular insult does not apply to them and helpfully suggesting a more appropriate insult they could use.

As a piece of characterization, this usually indicates that the insulted party does not take the insulter seriously. Alternatively, it could just indicate that the second party [[YouMakeMeSic is a shocking pedant]].

Bonus points if the insult they suggest is worse than the original one.

A SubTrope of DoWrongRight.

If someone objects to the spelling or grammar of the insult, but not the insult itself, that's YouMakeMeSic.

Compare InsultBackfire, ITakeOffenceToThatLastOne.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder: Comic Books ]]

* A frequent exchange in ''SpiderMan'':
--> '''Villain:''' [[PitifulWorms You insect!]]\\
'''Spider-Man:''' Actually, [[ArtisticLicenseBiology I'm an arachnid.]]

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[[folder: Fan Fiction ]]

* In the ''VisualNovel/FateStayNight'' fanfiction ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9222840/1/Happy-Riniversary Happy Riniversary]]'', Rin's SitcomArchnemesis Luvia gets more and more angry when Rin and the narration repeatedly insult her Swedish heritage. Mostly because she's actually Finnish.

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[[folder: Film - Animated ]]

* ''MonstersInc''
-->'''Randall:''' Where is she, you little one-eyed crettin? \\
'''Mike:''' Okay. First of all, it's ''cree-tin''. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly.

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[[folder: Film - Live Action ]]

* From ''Film/{{SOB}}'':
-->'''Polly Reed:''' You're gonna let that ''shyster'' on? \\
'''Dr. Irving Finegarten:''' I could sue you for calling me that, Polly! A shyster is a disreputable lawyer. ''I'm'' a quack!
* In ''GranTorino'', this exchange occurs between Walt and Sue, a spunky teenaged member of the Hmong family who'd moved in next door, concerning an old stereotype about Asians eating dogs:
-->'''Sue Lor:''' There's a ton of food. \\
'''Walt Kowalski:''' Yeah, well just keep your hands off my dog. \\
'''Sue Lor:''' No worries, we only eat cats.
* ''Film/DieHard'': Hans Gruber claims to be a terrorist, but is later revealed to be after 600 million dollars worth of bearer bonds.
-->'''Mrs. [=McClane=]:''' After all your posturing, all your little speeches, you're nothing but a common thief. \\
'''Hans:''' I am an exceptional thief, Mrs. [=McClane=]. And since I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite.
* Robert Clayton Dean (Creator/WillSmith) in ''Film/EnemyOfTheState'', when he's called a "shyster" by his mob client:
-->Actually, I believe the slur "shyster" is generally reserved for Jewish attorneys. I believe the proper slur for someone like myself would be "eggplant".
* In the film ''MurderByDeath'', Milo Perrier objects to being called a Frenchie. He's a BELGIE!
* ''Film/TheWickerMan'' (1973):
-->'''Sgt. Howie:''' It means that you, sir, are a pagan! \\
'''Lord Summerisle:''' A heathen, conceivably, but not - I hope - an unenlightened one.
* In ''{{Roxanne}},'' (a [[SettingUpdate setting-updated]] adaptation of CyranoDeBergerac) C.D. responds to a man calling him "Big Nose" with a LongList of ''26'' better insults he could have given.
* ''Film/{{Enchanted}}'':
-->'''Robert:''' [[YoureInsane You're crazy!]]\\
'''Narissa:''' No. Spiteful, vindictive, and [[OneWingedAngel very large]], but ''never'' crazy.
* In ''Film/SpiderMan'', J. Jonah Jameson resents being accused of slander.
-->'''JJJ''': Slander is ''spoken''; in print, it's libel.

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[[folder: Literature ]]

* In the first ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' book, a mob comes to Zedd's house intending to lynch him because he's a witch. He starts his dialogue with them by asking to clarify whether they want to kill him for sorcery, or simply demean him by calling him a girl.
* In DavidEddings' ''[[TheElenium Domes of Fire]]'', Stragen takes the Styric Council to task for not being more proactive in the emerging crisis in Daresia. When one of the Councillors answers by calling him a bastard, he bears it no mind...because he literally is the illegitimate son of a nobleman. He then proceeds to point out he is also a swindler, murderer, and thief (since he is also the head of a thieves' guild): glibly implying that anything they could call him would not be insulting in the least.
* In ''[[McAuslan McAuslan In The Rough]]'' one of the pipe-sergeants is recalling a heroic predecessor; Piper Findlater, who earned a VC on the Afghan border when he stuck to his task under fire and wounded because, he said, he didn't want his regiment to be beaten by a pack of "beastly niggers". One of the listeners (quite enlightened for 1950s UK) complains that Findlater should not have said that, and the sergeant telling the story remarks "Nor he shouldn't, and you're right for once. They wass not niggers; they wass wogs".[[hottip:*:Even in racist Britain, "nigger" would be specific to dark-skinned ''Africans''; "wogs" was applicable to brown-skinned foreigners of Arabic hue or darker.]]

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[[folder: Live Action TV ]]

* An unfortunate example occurs in ''Series/FawltyTowers'' when the Major tells a story about how he took a woman to a cricket match, and she kept referring to the Indian players by the ''wrong'' racial slur.
* From ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'': "I'm not a psychopath, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Do your research."
* From ''Series/TheThickOfIt'':
-->'''Olly Reader:''' Malcolm, you're bullying me...\\
'''Malcolm Tucker:''' How dare you! How dare you! Don't you ever, ever call me a bully... I'm so much worse than that.
* From the Creator/MarkHamill[=/=][[Franchise/StarWars Luke Skywalker]] episode of ''TheMuppetShow'':
-->'''Luke Skywalker''': Listen pal, we're on a mission. There's no way we're gonna be involved in some third-rate variety show!\\
'''Kermit''' ''(deeply wounded)'': ''Second''-rate variety show!
* In the ''MikeAndMolly'' episode "Fish for Breakfast", Carl's latest girlfriend (who thought she was going to a party) calls Mike and Vince (Mike's mother-in-law's fiance) as "two gay guys eating a banana split". Mike protests that he hasn't had a bite of the banana split.
* ''{{iCarly}}''
** From ''iStill Psycho'':
-->'''Carly''': Nora…YOU'RE A NUTCASE!
-->'''Nora''': The proper term is "disturbed, lonely sociopath."
* While covering the Asiana Airlines Flight 214 crash on ''TheColbertReport'', Stephen made mention of an incident in which the fictitious pilot names "Sum Ting Wong", "Wi Tu Lo", "Ho Lee Fuk" and "Bang Ding Ow" were broadcasted on the news.
-->'''Colbert:''' I don't care who confirmed these names! It is wrong! I mean, "Wi Tu Lo"? "Bang Ding Ow"? This is a ''Korean'' airline; [[BaitAndSwitch those are Chinese names!]] That's racist, ok! And if you're going to do a racist joke, at least get the ethnicity right! Like Captain "Park Ma Plen Tu-Sun" or "Ha Yu Lan Dis Tang"!

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[[folder: New Media ]]

* From ''Website/{{Cracked}}'':
-->[[http://www.cracked.com/article_20122_6-ill-advised-marketing-campaigns-that-backfired-hilariously.html#ixzz2F91J3OuU Somehow, lazy racism is more offensive than intellectually rigorous racism.]]

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[[folder: Radio ]]

* Following an incident when a football supporter threw a banana at a black player, black comedian Nathan Caton did a monologue on ''Radio/TheNowShow'' complaining about ''lazy'' racism. "I mean, if you threw a bottle of Reggae Reggae Sauce or a Nando's menu, I'd be offended, but I'd think you did some research!"

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[[folder: Theatre ]]

* OlderThanTelevision: CyranoDeBergerac had a very large nose, which a bit character insulted by calling it "rather large." Cyrano's reaction was to tell him that "rather large" was an absolutely pathetic excuse for an insult and go on to tell him various better ways to insult him. The ''{{Wishbone}}'' version went with:
-->"'Your nose is so big, you should call a doctor and have it amputated!' Or how about, 'What do you keep in there, your pens or your whole writing desk?'"
** Brian Hooker's translation of Rostand's version is awe-inspiring:
--->Oh, no, young sir, you are too simple. Why, you might have said a great many things: why waste your opportunity? For example, thus: Aggressive: "Ay, sir, if that nose were mine, I'd have it amputated on the spot!" Practical: "How do you drink with such a nose? You must have had a cup made especially." Descriptive: "'Tis a rock, a crag, a cape -- a cape? Say rather, a ''peninsula!''" Inquisitive: "What is that receptacle? A razor case or a portfolio?" Kindly: "Ah, do you love the little birds so much that when they come to see you, you give them this to perch on!" Cautious: "Take care! A weight like that might make you top-heavy!" Eloquent: "When it blows, the typhoon howls, and the clouds darken!" Dramatic: "When it bleeds ... the Red Sea." Simple: "When do they unveil the monument?" Military: "Beware! A secret weapon!" Enterprising: "What a sign for some perfumer!" Respectful: "Sir, I recognize in you a man of parts. A man of ... ''prominence!''" Or, Literary: "Was this the nose that launched a thousand ships?" These, my dear sir, are things you might have said, had you some tinge of letters or of wit to color your discourse. But wit? Not so, you never had an atom. And of letters, you need but three to write you down: A, S, S. (Helpfully, to the other's dumbfoundedness:) Ass!

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[[folder: Video Games ]]

* ''SaintsRowTheThird''. Phillipe Loren is not French, he is Belgian... and pushing this ends up becoming a BIG MISTAKE.
---> Boss: Ah damnit, I should have made a [[spoiler:Belgian Waffle]] joke...

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[[folder: Web Comics ]]

* In ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja'', when someone calls Doc a nurse as an insult, his response is to defend the nursing profession.

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

* ''TheLooneyTunesShow'': In "That's My Baby'', Bugs calls Daffy 'a bummer' after he refuses to go to lunch with him and Porky. Daffy's response is "No. Porky's the bummer. I'm a jerk."
* Happens in ''{{Voltron}}'' where Allura insults the evil Prince Lotor and Lotor does feel insulted...but for the wrong reasons.
-->'''Allura:''' You're a monster, just like your father! \\
'''Lotor:''' That old fool?! Why I'm twice the monster he is!
* ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'' gives us this:
-->'''Mirta:''' You're mean! \\
'''Icy:''' Mean? Try diabolical!
* ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'': This exchange from "Clothes Minded":
-->'''Shego:''' Huh, pretty impressive for a college reject.\\
'''Drakken:''' Hey! College dropout, Shego. They let me in, I let myself out.

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[[folder: Real Life ]]

* When King Charles II's mistress Nell Gwynn was mistaken for the Duchess of Portsmouth (another of Charles' mistresses), a crowd started calling her a Catholic whore. Nell stuck her head out of the carriage and corrected the mistaken commoners, "Good people, you are mistaken. I am the ''Protestant'' whore."
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