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->''"Women together cannot keep silent in a car, and when women talk they have to look into each other’s faces. An exchange of words is not enough. They have to see the other person’s expression... So two women in the front seat of a car constantly distract each other’s attention from the road ahead and [[FourIsDeath four women]] are more than doubly dangerous for the driver not only has to hear and see, what her companion is saying but also, for women are like that, [[GossipyHens what the two behind are talking about.]]”''\\
--'''Creator/IanFleming''', ''{{Literature/Thunderball}}''

A ''supposedly'' [[DiscreditedTrope long-dead comedy trope/stereotype]] which maintained that a woman behind the wheel of a car ''automatically'' became a danger to life and limb. Regardless of how intelligent and thoughtful a woman was, this trope insisted she would become TheDitz -- or worse, a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} -- the moment she slipped into the driver's seat: incapable of using turn signals, checking her gear shift position, or even looking where she's going. Even parking could become a major challenge.

Any problems -- or worse, accidents -- she caused would be dismissed with a breezy carefreeness that husbands and traffic cops inevitably found grating, '''Women Drivers''' as often as not blaming the car for operator errors.

Being a male driver on a road anywhere within a half mile of a woman driver was grounds for elevated blood pressure and/or anxiety attacks.

If a male character had a traffic accident or fender-bender in a comedy made before 1970, a woman driver was most likely the cause. And if the mom of a pre-1970 DomCom got behind the wheel, it was all but guaranteed she'd come home with a crumpled fender and an improbable story that completely exonerated her by shifting the blame to another driver or perhaps a tree which lunged out into the street at her.

Still sometimes used in fiction, often set in the Asian parts of the world and UsefulNotes/{{California}}; the common joke here is that everytime you see a car do something incredibly stupid (as opposed to incredibly dangerous or obnoxious), chances are the driver is a woman. With a high probability of them [[AsianDrivers being Asian]]. It's also very popular in the comments sections of car accident videos on sites like Website/YouTube.

There is a slight dose of TruthInTelevision to this: due to evolutionary reasons women tend to have slightly worse spatial reasoning skills than men, but men however more than make up for this by risky behavior. Statistically speaking, women are more likely to scratch your car on the parking lot, men are more likely to drive past a red light and into you at 100kmph. Women have slightly more accidents but those tend to be far less serious than men's. In locales where insurance companies are allowed to give different premiums for men and women, women's premiums will be ''less'' than men's as the overall cost to the insurance company of covering women is actually lower than the equivalent men. And many women, especially women with commuter jobs, ''hate'' driving - they may do it out of sheer necessity, but for many women the men's [[Literature/{{Christine}} reckless love for cars and driving]] appears somewhat psychotic. This also occurs in poorer societies where the average family has only one car and the fathers tend to log most of the wheel-time. Also, from the late 1940s to roughly the mid 1960s, women did tend to be poorer drivers than men of the same age, simply because they usually learned later in life, from poorer instructors (their husbands, rather than professionals), and until the two-car family became commonplace, had less opportunity to practice, as noted previously. Also, before power steering became universal, driving required a certain amount of upper-body strength. Even during that period, though, this trope was at best a considerable exaggeration of the actuality.

The trope has been somewhat replaced by DrivesLikeCrazy, in which the driving is the joke, rather than the womanhood. See DirectionlessDriver for another gender-based driving stereotype.

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Glaringly present in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td6m3OhO5zE&eurl=http://www.cracked.com/article_17036_8-tv-ads-that-hate-women.html# this 1970s Goodyear commercial.]]
* Allstate has recently taken to [[http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/2010/08/16/depicting-teens-cell-phones-suvs-and-mayhem playing this trope]] in their commercials with "Mr. Mayhem" pretending to be a teenage girl (whose SUV, of course, [[PrincessesPreferPink is pink]]) who gets distracted while texting (in one version just from a normal text, in the other by becoming "emotionally compromised" by a text about a boy she likes) and slamming into another car without noticing. Mr. Mayhem seems to quickly be becoming TheScrappy, and with good reason!
* Inadvertently invoked in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrKaQRIXPNw this commercial]] for a women only car insurance company. Three women singing about how women are safer drivers and deserve lower premiums, while driving a pink convertible is made all the more hilarious by the fact that they don't watch the road or hold the steering wheel (instead, waving their arms in the air in time to the song) and at one point allow [[TooDumbToLive a dog to drive]].
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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* In contrast to all the competent women drivers in ''Franchise/LyricalNanoha'', we have TeamMom, Shamal, who is revealed in the Wolkenritter-centric ''[[AudioAdaptation Sound Stage M4]]'' to be a bad driver. To wit:
--> '''Vita:''' I think I just heard a car? I wonder if it's Hayate? \\
'''Signum:''' No, given the sound of difficulty the person has with parking the car in the garage... \\
'''Shamal:''' Hi! \\
'''Vita:''' Oh~....
** Note that she's also a LethalChef, so the joke isn't really on her driving but on her inability in everyday tasks.
* In ''Manga/MaisonIkkoku,'' Kyoko has a license but hasn't been behind the wheel in years. As Shun puts it when asked to ride shotgun, 'Nothing would make me happier than to die at your hands.'
** She would have had very professional instruction, but has no seat time without an instructor (in Japanese slang a "paper driver"). Interestingly, her Niece says that she "Drove like a man, and passed lots of cars."
* Similarly, Yukari from ''FamilyCompo'' is a housewife who has a license and hasn't been behind the wheel in fifteen years. On the one occasion when she takes the car out, she winds up driving against traffic and ''jumping a barrier'' to get onto the right side of the road. However, this is actually a subversion, because Yukari is [[{{Transsexual}} biologically male]].
* Subverted in ''WanganMidnight'' when Yamamoto gives a highly tuned Skyline GT-R demo car with over 600bhp to resident chick Reina Akikawa to drive, his fellow tuner Gaa-chan starts to doubt her ability and Yamamoto's judgement. Reina then proceeds to show complete mastery of the car, no surprise since she has a highly tuned GT-R of her own. [[StrawmanHasAPoint In Gaa-chan's defence]], that's a powerful enough car that ''anyone'' who was used to a regular sedan or compact car instead of a tuner could come to mischief in it very easily, regardless of gender.
* Highly averted in ''[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/over_rev/ Over Rev!]]'', a manga similar to ''InitialD'' (street racing specializing in drifting), but with female protagonists.
** ''Manga/InitialD'' itself double subverted this trope. The women drivers (Impact Blue team and Kyouko Iwase) are reasonably good (much better than [[ButtMonkey Itsuki and the Akina Speed Stars]] at least), but they are middling-to-low leveled compared to the big guns like Takumi or Keisuke, much less to [[CoolOldGuy the old guys]].
* Averted in ''Manga/AhMyGoddess'', all the best drivers/riders in the series (Chihiro, Megumi and Belldandy) are women. Even the American off road racing champion that Aoshima hired in one episode was a woman. The only notable male driver is Keiichi.
* Subverted in ''Manga/AzumangaDaioh'' - while Yukari is the most ''dangerous'' driver on the face of the earth, no other women shown driving are depicted this way.
* For the most part, this is averted in ''SoraNoWoto'', in which most of the female characters that do drive are competent at it, save for one instance in one of the bonus episodes for DVD, in which Kanata nearly crashes into a pillar and ends up driving down a flight of stairs with Yumina panicking beside her. She does know how to drive correctly, in theory; but she's [[AttentionDeficitOohShiny incapable of focusing]].
* Averted in ''RoninWarriors'', Mia is actually very capable of driving (And is shown driving the team throughout the series and in the second OVA).
* Subverted in ''YoureUnderArrest'', Natsumi's the only female shown to exhibit this "ability".
* Another Aversion - Anthy in the [[GainaxEnding Rather]] screwed up ending of ''[[Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena The Adolescence of Utena]]''.
* ''Manga/GunsmithCats'' is an aversion: the female protagonist, Rally Vincent, is an expert driver who loves powerful muscle cars like her beloved Shelby Cobra. Sure, she wrecks cars like no one's business, but that's because of the insane antics she gets into rather than her driving ability. The other exception is Riff Raff, who was on the receiving end of Bean Bandit's above diss on her driving. After slugging him in the face (where he commends her for throwing a punch that hurt more than a stun-gun), she promptly proves she's just as good as Rally.
* ''{{Manga/Saki}}'' is much like Azumanga Daioh in that Satomi Kanbara may be a girl who DrivesLikeCrazy, but she's the only one shown doing so.
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[[folder:Comedy]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3JvGyj8pI8 Bob Newhart's routine "The Driving Instructor"]] features a woman driver who is treated this way.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* Seccotine in the ''ComicBook/SpirouAndFantasio'' album ''Le nid des Marsupilamis''.
* A frequent, frequent, frequent punchline to ArchieComics circa 1960. Arch was always afraid of lending [[TheAllegedCar Ol' Betsy]] out to Betty, for fear that she'd "drive like a woman" and somehow destroy it (more). Particularly funny considering Betty [[CharacterizationMarchesOn eventually evolved]] into a WrenchWench and one of the only people who could successfully get Betsy running.
** {{Invoked}} and parodied in one where Betty realizes Betsy's fender is crumpled, and is certain Archie will blame her. Veronica helps her get it fixed. [[spoiler:Turns out, ''Archie'' did the damage.]]
* ''ComicBook/MortadeloYFilemon'': Exploited by Mortadelo. One trick he has pulled once or twice to shake off pursuers in a car chase consists in disguising as a woman, then [[BatmanGambit using blinkers properly]].
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[[folder:Film]]
* Played with in ''Film/AdamsRib'': Amanda is driving down a busy street and arguing heatedly with her husband about the DoubleStandard, and suddenly pulls over in front of a cabbie who grumbles about "lady drivers."
* In ''Film/ChildsPlay 2'', Kyle drives so fast to force Chucky out. Then she tries to ram him, and Chucky grabs hold of the bumper shouting "Damn women drivers!".
* Viciously subverted in all of the ''Film/TheFastAndTheFurious'' movies; some of the most badass (badassest?) drivers are women, and the men tend to respect them for that.
* A variation with a moped rather than a car in ''Film/SmallSoldiers''. Christy drives herself and Alan (and Archer in his backpack) away with the Commandos chasing after them. After they've been dispatched, Alan and Archer invoke the trope.
-->'''Alan:''' Maybe I should drive us back.\\
'''Archer:''' Good idea.\\
'''Christy:''' Hey!
* Definitely averted (or subverted?) in 1914 silent ''Mabel at the Wheel'', starring Mabel Normand, who stands in for her boyfriend in a car race after he gets kidnapped by the villain (unusually played by CharlieChaplin)- and, despite his attempts to thwart her at every turn, wins.
* Near the end of ''Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians'', Cruella tries to run a truck off the road because the puppies she wants to use for a fur coat are escaping in it. The truck's driver, unaware of any of this, yells at her for her to get off the road, before turning and muttering, "Crazy women drivers!"
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[[folder:Humor]]
* A joke involves a man coming to work and tell his coworker that he was driving to work and saw a woman on the highway putting on makeup and drying her hair at the same time. He was shocked, he [[SubvertedTrope dropped his razor into his coffee cup]].
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''Literature/AConfederacyOfDunces'', the plot begins because Ignatius' mother crashes into a historic French Quarter balcony, forcing him to get a series of jobs to pay for the damage. [[{{Jerkass}} He repeatedly complains to her about this]], which is made doubly annoying to her as she only hit it because he wouldn't shut up.
* In ''Literature/TheGreatGatsby'', both female leads are awful drivers. [[spoiler: One is so bad that she eventually kills someone who runs out into the middle of the road]]. The other driver admits to being a bad driver and doesn't care at all about other people. Her bad driving is another example of her extreme selfishness!
* Bella from ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' is this played straight. Though given Bella has had accidents ''walking through a door'', it would be jarring if she ''wasn't'' a bad driver.
* Creator/EphraimKishon's wife in his satirical stories.
* Lori's poor driving is something of a running joke in the ''AuntDimity'' series. She frankly admits to it, noting that the retired mechanic Mr. Barlow had "come to depend on the income he earned banging out the dents and retouching the scratches I tended to accumulate whenever I drove in England." The Range Rover Bill gives her and its replacement (after an accident due to a washed out road) are both canary yellow, with the colour choice said to be intended as a warning to other drivers.
* Becomes an InvokedTrope in another Ian Fleming short story, when a female agent in Paris tells JamesBond that she drives a battered car so other drivers will stay well clear and she can get to work faster.
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[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* This trope was such a staple of old sitcoms that on at least one occasion, [[Creator/{{Nickelodeon}} Nick at Nite]] devoted an entire marathon to episodes featuring bad women drivers.
* ZigZagged ''and'' {{justified|Trope}} with ''Series/BritainsWorstDriver'' and its international spinoffs: played straight in that the women are truly terrible, subverted in that the ''male'' contestants are no better, subverted the ''other'' way that judges are often women drivers who are anything from just fine to ''bona fide'' {{Badass Driver}}s, DoubleSubverted whenever the winner happens to be a woman, and justified in that the shows are literal TruthInTelevision.
** [[Series/CanadasWorstDriver The Canadian version]] has gone through eight seasons now. So far the 'worsts' are four men and five women (yes, that's nine winners; Season Eight ended in a tie). Mind the season five "winner" was pretty much the DumbBlonde brought to life, and the Season 6 runner-up was [[TheDitz just as clueless.]]
* An old ''CandidCamera'' prank invokes this trope by placing a car in a garage door in such a way that the frame of the door is only an inch away from the bumper. Then they had an attractive woman call a mechanic (or some other professional) to help her out before "Her husband comes back and see what she did to the car".
* For all the [[{{Pun}} stick]] they give to [[AcceptableLifestyleTargets some people]], and despite their TestosteronePoisoning personae, the hosts of ''TopGear'' never have a bad word to say about women drivers. In fact, they even had racing driver Sabine Schmitz coaching Jeremy Clarkson (in a Jaguar) round the Nurburgring, and then trouncing his lap time. Then in a later episode nearly beating his time in a ''Ford Transit van''. Having guest stars like Jennifer Saunders, Billie Piper, Jodie Kidd, and yachtswomen Ellen [=McArthur=] (who set the fastest lap in the old car) drive the Reasonably-Priced Car round the track quite rapidly also subverts this one rather nicely.
** "Look at me, I'm a man in my Porsche... and then suddenly they're overtaken by a ''Van'' driven by ''a girl''!" is how Richard Hammond described Sabine Schmitz's driving of the Ford Transit van around the Nurburgring.
** In one of the episodes after Jodie Kidd's appearance a photo of rock star Jay Kay's Ferrari Enzo was shown after someone wrote "Jodie was faster" on the hood.
** Cameron Diaz was also the fastest driver in the Cee'd, for all of ninety seconds... until TomCruise absolutely ''demolished'' her time. It was also revealed before her lap that she was also a rather good stunt driver, with footage of her doing doughnuts with a car while Jezza was her passenger.
** They've also been pretty critical of when the automotive world panders to or exploits women. On one occasion, Clarkson complained about a poll that asked not who was the best or fastest female driver in the world, but rather the ''sexiest''. Slightly worryingly, James May came in tenth in said poll...
* ''Series/TopGear'''s rival shot ''FifthGear'' has Vicki Butler-Henderson (who also used to be a presenter on the old version of ''Top Gear'') happily averting this trope.
* Mrs. Webb, the student in BobNewhart's classic "Driving Instructor" routine.
* Toshiko once accused the ''Series/{{Torchwood}}'' team of not letting her drive because she is a woman, but it turns out that they barred her from the wheels because she is a lot shorter then the rest of the team, and they don't like to keep on readjusting the driver's seat and mirrors.
--> '''Owen''': Look, I've shared cars with women before and I know what'll happen. There'll be an emergency, we are all roaring to go, I jump in, what do I find? Seat's in the wrong position, the rear-view mirror's out of line, and the steering wheel's in my crotch. In the time it takes to sort it all out aliens will have taken Newport.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39qdhbkTko4&feature=related Look, Listen and Take Heed]].
* Fiona in ''Series/BurnNotice'' has invoked this trope to create a distraction. Michael's monologue mentions taking advantage of other people's preconceptions in order to [[ObfuscatingStupidity Obfuscate with Stupidity]].
* Always a goldmine of outmoded gender stereotypes, ''Series/HomeImprovement'' featured an episode in which Jill damaged a car by continuing to drive with the oil light on. When Tim confronted her about this, she claimed that she thought "it would blink, or a buzzer would go off" if it was serious. In another episode, she touches up a car's paint job with red nail polish.
* ''Series/ModernFamily''. Gloria gets into several car accidents in one episode and Haley has failed her driving test several times and runs over her father at one point. There's also a pediatrician who sucks but the joke is more based on her being Asian, not a woman.
* Trina from ''Series/{{Victorious}}'' although this could be because she's so [[ItsAllAboutMe egotistical]] that she thinks she's above the rules of the road.
-->'''Cat''': Trina, maybe you should pull over if you're going to put on lip gloss.\\
'''Trina''': Maybe you should talk less.\\
'''Cat''': That's what my dad always says!
** And then after a driver honks at her...
--->'''Trina''': ''(Honks horn)'' YEAH, I GOT A HORN, TOO, BUDDY! ''(Honks horn again)''
* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Deanna Troi]] developed this reputation. First, she is at the helm when the ''Enterprise'' crashes on Veridian III in ''Film/StarTrekGenerations.'' Later, she takes the helm just in time for Picard to order her to [[RammingAlwaysWorks crash the ship into the bad guy]] in ''Film/StarTrekNemesis.''
** Parts of the novel ''Imzadi'' are set shortly after ''Generations.'' In it, Troi gets very tired of being teased with the phrase, "Nice landing."
*** (On the other hand, according to the ''[[AllThereInTheManual Tech Manual]],'' deorbiting a ''Galaxy''-class saucer section had never been tried before, and it was generally regarded as ''extremely risky.'' "Minimal casualties" indicates some ''exceptional'' flying.)
*** For perspective, in the real world, ditching is considering one of the most difficult and hazardous maneuvers you can pull off, because it involves controlled flight into terrain as slowly as possible, with an already-damaged aircraft. Ditching anything with only a handful of casualties is the mark of an exceptional pilot, to the point that ditching an Airbus A319 (a tiny fraction the size of the ''Enterprise's'' saucer) in the Hudson River without killing anybody was considered a "miracle."
** In the ''Gateways'' series of novels, Troi is given command of a small scout vessel as part of a hastily-assembled fleet. Commander Riker gives her what he believes to be an "appropriate" gift upon taking command: a crash helmet.
** Though maybe it's a Betazoid thing - the pilot flying ''[[Series/StarTrekVoyager Voyager]]'' in the first episode was a Betazoid, and we all know how well that turned out...
* ''Series/{{Thunderbirds}}'' mined this for humor more than once - Lady Penelope in particular was a frightening driver. The plot of the episode "City of Fire" began when a careless female motorist crashes her car in a parking garage and sets the entirety of the world's tallest building on fire. The end of the episode shows her alive, well, and once more driving like a maniac behind the wheel of another car.
** A later episode of the series showed that Lady Penelope's driving skills had improved since the first time she tried it.
* ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch'' is given a job driving a rich witch's Porsche. Naturally he comes home grateful he's still alive. Although justified since Sabrina is seventeen and doesn't own a car of her own yet.
** One season earlier, Sabrina and Valerie both buy a car together. In about a week the car is a complete wreck and Sabrina resorts to buying a magical car that drives itself.
* ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', while sporking the 1950s driving safety film ''LastClearChance'':
-->'''Narrator:''' Another problem on our modern highways...\\
'''Mike Nelson:''' Women drivers!\\
'''Tom Servo:''' Oh no you didn't.
* This trope makes a BloodyHilarious appearance in the television show ''MadMen'', when [[spoiler:a John Deere lawnmower is brought into the office. Everyone's having plenty of fun until a secretary jumps abroad and drives over the new executive's foot, crippling him for life. Possibly in combination with the constant drinking that is Sterling Cooper.]]
* ''Series/RowanAndMartinsLaughIn'' had a joke about a feminist drive-a-thon being canceled, after all the participants got into their cars and promptly backed in to each other.
* In ''[[Series/TheOfficeUS The Office (US version)]]'' episode "Diversity Day", everyone is supposed to treat the others as the race named on a card stuck to their forehead. Dwight demands that Pam treat him as his new ethnicity (Asian), so he could figure out what it was.
-->'''Pam''': Okay, if I have to do this, based on stereotypes that are totally untrue and that I do not agree with, you would maybe... [[AsianDrivers not be a very good driver.]]\\
'''Dwight''': Aw, man! Am I a woman?
* Lisa Douglas of ''GreenAcres'' plays this trope straight in an episode where she's forced to go to high school, though her lack of driving skills comes less from the fact that she's a woman then the fact that she's... well, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Lisa.]]
* ''Series/{{Tosh0}}'' devoted an entire segment to women drivers, specifically ParallelParking. Two women managed to bump into the neighboring vehicles, one even asking in a bubbleheaded fashion, "Did I hit something?" One teenager who only had her learner's permit, though, completed the test successfully.
* Shows up in ''Series/DoctorWho'', of all places. In "[[Recap/DoctorWho2011CSTheDoctorTheWidowAndTheWardrobe The Doctor, the Widow, and the Wardrobe]]", the 2011 Christmas special, the Doctor lands in 1938, wearing a space suit backwards, and is found by Madge Arwell. When Madge tries to drive the Doctor to the TARDIS, he comments that "We seem to bump into quite a lot of things" when she crashes to a stop. Her excuse: "Well, a lot of things get in the way, it's hardly my fault."
** It also shows up in a short where it is discussed that Amy once crashed Rory's car into "an unexpected house" and only managed to get her driver's license by blinding the instructor with her attractiveness in a miniskirt.
* Taken to an extreme with Lori Grimes in ''Series/TheWalkingDead'', who somehow manages to flip her car despite likely being '''''the only person driving on the entire planet''''' at that moment.
* Addressed by the Series/MythBusters in a 2012 episode. They determined there was some difference between gender and driving competency--on a police driving course, on a scale from 0 to 100, the ten men scored a 79 on average, while ten women scored an average of 71. (The test was done "blind"; the sex of the person driving was hidden from the examiner to eliminate bias.) There was, however, significant overlap (some good female drivers, some poor male drivers), so there is less of a difference than the trope would suggest. What's more, the way points were lost were surprisingly similar--both men and women were almost as likely as each other to exceed the speed limit, for example (in fact, the test showed ''women'' more likely to do so).
** In parallel parking, there ''was'' a significant difference once you dug into the numbers; ''most'' women parked perfectly but a few panickers dragged down the average while ''no'' men panicked but all had a looser standard of "good enough" than the women.
** Tory will often make cracks about Kari being involved in a driving test (unfairly, judging by what we've seen).
* The first time [[ILoveLucy Lucy Ricardo]] gets behind the wheel of a car, she tries to make a U-turn in ''the Holland Tunnel''.
-->'''Ethel:''' Boy, [[NoodleIncident that must have been something]].\\
'''Lucy:''' Yeah... the police said the cars were backed up all the way to East Orange, New Jersey.
* In a ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'' episode, Barney talks trash about "lady drivers" so as to hide the fact that [[spoiler:he can't drive]].
* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy Summers]] is notorious for being unable to drive. What is the one phrase from the series that is repeated several hundred years in the future?
-->'''Fray:''' Wow, Summers! You drive like a spazz!
* Betty from ''Series/HeyDad'' is a spectacularly awful driver, as part of her general characterization as TheDitz.
* A ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'' ''Weekend Update'' joke regarding a RealLife incident in which a man was charged with child endangerment after not only taking his 8 year old daughter to a bar, but making HER drive home because he was too drunk to do it himself. Needless to say, the poor child very rapidly got into an accident (no one was hurt, fortunately). Then-anchor Norm MacDonald promptly cracked, "This just proves what I've been saying for years. Women can't drive!"

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[[folder:Music]]
* Is featured in its full sexist glory in the aptly named ''Sheila's Wheels'' — a song by the English duo Music/AmateurTransplants, parodying an almost-equally sexist advertising campaign for a women-only insurance provider of the same name.
--> If you want to leave your car alive,\\
Never let the woman drive!
* Creator/WeirdAlYankovic has a song on the ''Film/{{UHF}}'' soundtrack titled "She Drives Like Crazy" [[note]]a parody of "She Drives Me Crazy" by Fine Young Cannibals[[/note]] which is about (you guessed it) a woman who's a bad driver. But despite this he never says that she's a bad driver ''because'' she's a woman.
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[[folder:Pro Wrestling]]
* Played with on a 2000 episode of WWESmackdown, when Wrestling/TripleH pulled the WomenDrivers card while trying to figure out who ran down [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin Stone Cold]]... [[BaitAndSwitch and then immediately called out]] Wrestling/KurtAngle.
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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]
* ''ComicStrip/TheLockhorns'' still uses this. The real question is: are they newly drawn panels or simply endlessly recycled material from TheFifties?
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[[folder:Radio]]
* The 40s-50s comedy series ''OurMissBrooks'' used this at least once when the titular character drove her own car (which was not that often since her vehicle was usually broken down & in the shop). She got rides to school from one of her students, Walter, who sometimes mentioned how many mistakes his mother made while driving.
* Alice in ''ThePhilHarrisAliceFayeShow'' is often a scatterbrained driver. She has to do "eenie meenie miney moe" to tell which pedal is the clutch and once drove in between two streetcars, endingnup with a "tall, thin Chevrolet."
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[[folder:Stand-up Comedy]]
* An Israeli stand-up comedian once pointed out that the main reason women drive worse is actually because men undermine their confidence, and begins to describe in detail how she can try and park normally, but will suddenly panic when a man gives her ‘that condescending “heh, woman driver” look’ and make her panic and bumble her way through the attempt to park, scratching her car and anything around it on the way.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* Inverted with Youko in ''CrossChannel'', she seems to be able to drive competently while the males make a wreck out of the parking lot.
* Yuka Suzuki of ''VideoGame/RacingLagoon'' is a lone female racer of BLR, and she's the worst driver comparing to other males. This is subverted for the Queen team, though.
* Some pieces of Fan Art for ''Franchise/MassEffect'' depict Female Commander Shepard as this, such as [[http://cerviero.deviantart.com/art/ME2-Just-like-old-times-153854073 this piece]]. This is more a joke about how ''nobody'' can drive the Mako in a straight line.
** Averted in Mass Effect 2. The DLC "Lair of the Shadow Broker" features a short section where Shepard engages in a car chase with the antogonist. Apparently, going by the increasing panic of your companion in the passenger seat, Shepard is a terrifyingly reckless driver whether your character is male or female as the two voice actors receit the same lines throughout.
* RidgeRacer depicts [[HoodOrnamentHottie Reiko Nagase]] as a professional racer driving the [[CoolCar Assoluto Fatalita]].
** Rena Hyami, from [[GaidenGame R: Racing Evolution]], is an ambulance driver turned racer, and is a straighter version.
* Ashley manages to crash the bulldozer she's driving right through a wall in ''ResidentEvil4'', but considering she's about to have a head-on collision with the giant flaming truck speeding towards her it's understandable that she swerved to avoid it. It's also quite impressive that a 20-year-old college student could even drive a bulldozer in the first place, and she was doing a pretty good job of it up until this point.
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* Referenced in the ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'' cartoon "Halloween Fairstival", where Bubs is giving a comedy act that consists of [[StylisticSuck a mish-mash of bare-bones stand-up jokes]]:
-->'''Strong Bad:''' Say, Bubs, your comedy club bears a striking resemblance to the side of your concession stand.\\
'''Bubs:''' Aw, that's rich. You know something else that bears a striking resemblance to something else?\\
'''Strong Bad:''' I dunn--\\
'''Bubs:''' Women can't drive!
* ''WebAnimation/BarbieLifeInTheDreamhouse'' reveals that Barbie didn't start taking driving lessons until ''after'' she got her license, which she inexplicably lacked during a previous stint as a race car driver. She does manage to build a sportscar by herself, though.
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* ''Webcomic/SuicideForHire'' gives us one from the mouth of Altair Anunnaki, pizza [[SnowCrash deliverator]] and "definitive source of all things meretricious, vivacious, and delicious" -- although [[http://suicideforhire.comicgenesis.com/d/20080120.html he adds the caveat "on a cell phone"]].
* In ''Webcomic/{{Misfile}}'' -- while female Ash struggles to drive the day of her transformation. It's {{justified|Trope}}, however, because she isn't used to her new smaller feet and… other features.
* Jodie from ''Webcomic/{{Loserz}}'' [[http://the-qlc.com/loserz/go/3 managed to jump with her car over a [=McDonald=]'s]].
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* Referenced in several WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes shorts, usually by Bugs Bunny: "[[HadTheSillyThingInReverse I had the silly thing in reverse!]]"
* In Disney's ''Disney/OneHundredAndOneDalmatians'', the man driving the moving van, which the dalmatians had hidden in, refers to Cruella as "crazy woman driver" when she tries to force him off the road during the climactic ChaseScene. Of course, he didn't realize she was doing it ''on purpose''. He was right about her being crazy, though.
* Benny the Cab from ''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit'' calls everyone he passes "lady", even though he is the one who DrivesLikeCrazy.
* Creator/TexAvery's ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBpDNRP5qQ The Car of Tomorrow]]'' has a gag about a garage that lifts up so that the little woman can park without crashing into it and another gag with a car equipped with speaking turning signals; when the woman is about to turn, it goes "Turning left... no, right... no, left..." Interestingly enough, a couple of [[OnceAcceptableTargets politically incorrect gags]] were taken out of the cartoon when it aired on Creator/CartoonNetwork, but the joke about women drivers was left in.
* An episode of ''Disneyland'' devoted to the future of the freeway had a sequence of humorous suggestions for bettering the nation's highways. The very first one is having his and hers lanes. A car on the hers lane weaves out of control and crashes.
* Referenced on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' in an episode where Homer reads a "Motoring Ms.-Haps" cartoon in ''[[ReadersDigest Reading Digest]]''. Marge tells him off for thinking there is any truth to the stereotype.
** A parody of ''The Lockhorns''?
** Also referenced by Krusty the Clown, nostalgic for the days of "time tested jokes about doctor bills and women drivers"
** When Burns sent goons to run Homer off the street, Homer blamed it on Women on cars and "helicopters".
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''. Peter is blindfolded, but still drives. When Lois asks if she should drive, since she's not blindfolded, he laughs her off. HilarityEnsues.
--> [[YouFailLawForever Lois, you know it's illegal for women to drive]].
** Also, during a cut away when Lois is watching the news on September 11, 2001. [[DudeNotFunny Peter walks by the screen, takes a glance and comments the pilot must've been female.]]
** The {{Asian|Drivers}} woman version happens, too. "How much signal I need to cut across eight lane? None? I turn now. Good luck everybody else!" [[HilarityEnsues Pandemonium ensues]].
* Referenced in ''Little Rascals''. A female teacher is driving her brother, and when she brings the car to a hard stop he comments simply, "just another woman driver."
* In an episode of ''TheJetsons'', Jane goes in for her driver's license much to the horror of the driving instructor. When the instructor first sees Jane, he turns a dial on the "Student Driver" sign on the car that makes it read "Woman Student Driver: Beware". After Jane is forced by a bank robber to be his escape vehicle, the instructor professes concern for "that poor creature" -- not Jane, but the robber she's driving.
** Since it's supposed to be [[IWantMyJetpack the 21st century]], one wonders why she didn't [[SocietyMarchesOn learn to drive years before]]...
** In another episode, Judy takes driving lessons and is also rather bad. She only gets her learner's permit through what amounts to blackmail.
** This was a staple of Creator/HannaBarbera shows, especially the family-centered ones, even until the end of Hanna-Barbera as a separate entity in the 90's.
** George was confused when the woman in the car ahead of his made random signs that made no sense in the order she used them. She had more feminine meanings for them and berated George for not understanding them.
* Possibly spoofed in the ''WesternAnimation/JohnnyBravo'' episode "My Date With an Antelope". The reason Johnny's date Carol (the titular antelope) can't drive is not because she's a woman (despite one surly cabbie's remark about "Crazy women antelope drivers!"), but because she doesn't have opposable thumbs.
** In another gag, Johnny crashes while attempting to hit on a woman he's driving alongside. He blames woman drivers.
* Inverted in ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants''. Spongebob is the terrible driver and his driving instructor is a woman.
* One episode of ''XMenEvolution'' had the other characters running in terror whenever Kitty was looking for someone to take her driving. She made '''Wolverine''' fear for his life when he took her.
** Of course, it should be pointed out that her driving is likely less because she's a woman and more because she has absolutely no concern for traffic hazards since she's a mutant who can just phase through them.
** Kitty tries to convince either Scott or Jean to ride with her because she has a learner's permit. It's ''Jean'' who shoves Scott at Kitty and runs off.
** At some point, Professor X tricked Wolverine into riding with her. Wolverine extracted payback by having her drive the Professor's limo.
* ''WesternAnimation/WackyRaces'': In two episodes, Penelope Pitstop (AKA: "the glamour gal of the gas pedal") unwittingly made the turn left sign while drying her nails. Usually averted, however, as Penelope is still a good enough driver to make it to the top three places in several races.
* In the "Road Apples" episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheRenAndStimpyShow'', Mrs. Pipe is driving an RV with her eyes closed, hitting objects along the way.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra'', Korra is forced to take the car home after her friends are captured and ends up crashing it into a lamppost and netting about 10 parking tickets. When critiqued, she points out that she doesn't know how to drive, and Bolin says she did well, all things considered, and the joke has more to do with her [[CountryMouse extremely sheltered upbringing]] than her gender. The trope is also completely averted with Asami, who's probably the best driver in the series.
* Averted (maybe Inverted) on ''WesternAnimation/{{MASK}}''. Gloria Baker, the team's only female member, has the cover job of race car driver.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' episode "Driving Mrs. Wolfe," Heffer's mother is revealed to be a rare straight example in modern animation, which leads to chaos when she accidentally finds herself driving on a racetrack.
* Also averted (or inverted) in the WesternAnimation/{{Jem}} episode "Intrigue at the Indy 500" where Jerrica (as Jem) ends up participating in the race.
* This is the subject of two {{Popeye}} shorts: "Wimmin Hadn't Oughta Drive" from the [[Creator/FleischerStudios Fleischer]] era, and "Car-azy Drivers" from the [[Creator/FamousStudios Famous]] era, both of which deal with Popeye trying to teach Olive Oyl how to drive. In the latter short, Olive even calls him out on this trope when he shows up wearing a suit of armor.
-->'''Olive Oyl''': "Popeye, take off that silly costume right way, or I [[PunctuatedForEmphasis will, not, go!]]"
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* An old joke: Why don't they let Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
* A "joke" that still rears its head on message boards whenever a female race car driver has an embarrassing incident -- like [[{{NASCAR}} Danica Patrick]] hitting her pit crew at one race, then hitting someone's else crew a few races later. Considering male drivers like [[IndyCar Paul Tracy]] used to make a habit of such minor incidents the double standard is pretty tired. Interestingly when Katherine Legge had a ''huge'' crash, splitting her [[IndyCar Champ Car]] in half and emerging unharmed, there weren't any "LOL Women Drivers" comments, just a lot of compliments about her toughness. (Then again, even the most douchey person can't reasonably blame driving ability when a rear wing element ''broke off'' going into a non-banked flat-out corner. Unlike some crashes where the most skilled drivers would have a chance of saving the car, it was a matter where the best driver in the world would still have been going into that wall.)
** Tellingly, Katherine Legge is not known just as much for looking [[http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://i.a.cnn.net/si/features/2008_swimsuit/images/sections/other_danica-patrick_2.jpg&imgrefurl=http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/2008_swimsuit/danica-patrick/&usg=__vELbOlKAq-6UL8Y8OiiFy-mf3XA=&h=300&w=415&sz=25&hl=en&start=5&um=1&tbnid=KHTwxqe7xDy6NM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=125&prev=/images%3Fq%3DDanica%2BPatrick%2Bswimsuit%2Bphotos%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DX%26um%3D1 extremely hot in a swimsuit]] as she is for being a racing driver. As such...regarding Danica ''specifically''...HypeBacklash moving toward {{Hatedom}}, especially from many who ''despise'' the sexualizing of their chosen [[strike:sport]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSzgwCql_mo drug-of-choice]].
** Milka Duno is a standout example. At St. Petersburg, Florida, second race of the 2010 IndyCar season, she was five and a half seconds off the second slowest time...which was one and a half seconds off the ''fastest'' time. In a sport that has recently embraced several female drivers who possess quite a bit of talent, Duno is now causing the vast majority of fans to scream invectives at race control director Brian Barnhart, that he is allowing her on the track solely for Venezuelan CITGO sponsorship dollars. (As of 2011, she no longer races in IndyCar.)
* Similarly crops up in "humourous" captions on various "funny picture" websites, any time there is a ridiculous or improbable car accident in the image.
* On one episode of TopGear ([[ClueFromEd Series 5, Episode 6]]), a relative unknown by the name of Billy Baxter asked to take a power lap in the Suzuki Liana. As Jeremy Clarkson explained, many, many people have so asked, but they answered this one because the guy was literally ''totally blind'' ... but still thought he could beat Richard Whitley's lap time. Long story short: [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome he did]] - in fact, he beat Terry Wogan's time as well. ...and half the places where the video is published or linked online say, "Blind Man Beats Woman Driver", despite neither of those men ''being'' women.
* [[http://contexts.org/socimages/2010/07/12/a-sexist-birthday-wish/ This sexist birthday card]] relies on this as part of the punchline.
* Any time there's a news report about distracted driving, they name down the usual suspects that distract drivers (talking on the phone, drinking coffee, changing the radio station) they also always explicitly mention putting on make-up, possibly because it's one of the worst offenders (with some of the others, you can at least halfway keep your eye on the road, but with make-up you ''have'' to look in the mirror to put it on,) and because it's one of the few distractions that almost solely performed by women.
* Inverted by auto insurance rates, especially for young drivers. Male drivers are often charged a higher premium because they're over-represented in severe crashes that are more likely to total the car or result in serious injury or death. Women do tend to get into more accidents on a purely numerical level, but the vast majority of these are just minor brush-ups that don't cost insurance companies as much. The disparity actually got to the point where the European Parliament forced insurance companies to stop charging different premiums based on gender because they were unfairly discriminating against ''men''.
** Statistics have actually proven that women are safer drivers than men, and that [[http://glo.msn.com/relationships/13-things-women-do-better-than-men-8805.gallery?photoId=129098 women also survive car accidents more often than men do (sad, but true)]].
* Averted with World Rally Championship driver Michèle Mouton. A real woman in a man's world in the late 80's era of Group B rallying. The swift Frenchwoman gained fame through driving for the Audi team. The Group-B cars were violent fire-breathing monsters that were able to go from 0-60 in under 3 seconds...On gravel. While she never won a championship title, she did win 4 rallies in which she went up against and defeated champions. She retired in 1986, only because the insane Group-B category folded due to tragic accidents. Since Mouton, there hasn't been any female drivers in top level rallying.
* Parallel parking in a confined space really does appear to be ''slightly'' more difficult for women than men, due to neurological differences in the sexes' processing of spatial arrangements.
* An Irish radio station had a bit of an impromptu indulgence of this trope when numerous people phoned in one day and said they had spotted a woman driving along the motorway with a mirror propped up on the dashboard, driving with one hand and using a portable hair straightener with the other. The host then recalled an incident where he had seen a driver in front of him with long blonde hair that was apparently applying lipstick while driving only to discover it was actually a man trimming his beard.
* In some places a slang term for an automobile junkyard is a "women's parking lot."
* When South Korea introduced larger and well-lit female-only parking spaces, everyone assumed this trope was in play. The actual reason was safety against assault.
* Averted in UsefulNotes/SaudiArabia.
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