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->''"...don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons '''back'''! GET MAD! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with '''these'''?! Demand to see life's '''manager'''! Make life '''rue the day''' it thought it could give Cave Johnson '''lemons'''! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'm the man who's gonna '''BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN'''! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that '''''BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN'''''!"''
-->-- '''Cave Johnson''', ''VideoGame/Portal2'' ([[MemeticMutation famously]] subverting this trope)

...make lemonade!

A phrase said by some characters to show how optimistic they are. Even if something horrible has happened--being given the metaphorical lemons--one can still try to make the best of it. The original answer is to say "Make lemonade", but it can be altered for some casual humour. It can also be used to demonstrate that a character is cynical as they point out fallacies, and is very easy to turn into {{Metaphorgotten}} or PopularSayingBut to show a character is particularly unhinged.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Powerthirst: "When God gives you lemons, you [[TestosteronePoisoning FIND A NEW GOD.]]"
* The 2021 Super Bowl commercial for Bud Light Seltzer Lemonade had a group of friends drink the beverage while remarking on how 2020 gave them a lot of lemons, illustrated with a montage of [[LiteralMetaphor lemons falling from the sky and destroying people's events.]] One guy comes in saying, "Well, when life gives you lemons..." before his friend cuts him off, saying, "We know the saying, Mark."
* One of Bud Light's Real Men of Genius ads salutes the "Used Car-Lot Auto Salesman." The last line is "When life gives you [[TheAllegedCar lemons]], you sell them."
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[[folder:Anime]]
* ''Anime/DigimonAdventure02'': The English dub gives us this line:
-->'''Agumon:''' "When life gives you lemons, make lemon pie! Hey! I'm hungry!"
* ''Anime/TransformersCybertron:''
-->'''Bud:''' When life gives you lemons... make orange soda!
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[[folder:Comedy]]
* Creator/RonWhite (from ''Blue Collar Comedy Tour Rides Again''): I believe... if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And then try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
* Creator/BoBurnham:
** "I'm a realist. I try not to romanticize reality. You know? When Life gives you lemons... you probably just ''found'' lemons."
** He also used a straight version along the same lines: "And remember, when life gets you down... make a comforter."
* Creator/SarahSilverman: When life gives you AIDS, make Lemon-AIDS.
* Music/HenryRollins: When life hands you a lemon, say "''Oh yeah'', I '''like''' lemons. What else you got?"
%% * (Don't remember name; blonde woman.) "When life hands you lemons, add tequila, salt, and Triple Sec and make Margaritas."
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* In an issue of ''[[Comicbook/SpiderMan Amazing Spider-Man]]'' where Spidey has to go to the Nevada desert and, naturally, there are no swinging points.
-->''But like I always say, when life hands you a lemon... squirt it in somebody's eye and run like hell.''
* ''ComicBook/SonicTheHedgehogIDW'': This trope is cited by [[BigBad Dr. Eggman]] during the ''Test Run'' arc. The MobileMaze tower that Sonic, Tails, and Amy stumbled across wasn't ''meant'' to be a trap, instead being designed as a testing ground for [[MechaMooks Badniks]]. But, since the heroes inadvertently trapped themselves inside it, he figures he might as well take the opportunity presented to him in order to kill them.
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* ''ComicStrip/RedMeat'':
-->'''Bug-Eyed Earl:''' When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you poop, make poop juice.
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes'':
-->'''Susie:''' When life gives you a lemon, make lemonade.\\
'''Calvin:''' ''I'' say, when life gives you a lemon, wing it right back and add some lemons of your own!
* ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'':
-->'''Dogbert:''' When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.\\
'''Dilbert:''' [[AnalogyBackfire I'm allergic to citrus]].\\
'''Dogbert:''' When life gives you lemons, swell up and die.
** Another one from a computer game adaptation: "When life gives you lemons, throw them at people."
** [[http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/1994-07-08/ Yet another]] shows complete lemonade ingredients mysteriously appearing in front of Ratbert who complains "No napkins?!"
** [[http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2005-12-09/ Yet ''another'']] one, from the Sourpuss.
* ''ComicStrip/SnuffySmith'':
-->'''Snuffy''': If life gives ya lemons, make lemonade!! If it gives ya apples, make cider!! punkins? Make pie!! Avacados? Make guacamole!! Cucumbers...\\
'''Jughaid''': Okay, okay, Uncle Snuffy, I get yore drift.
** Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon (or rather, his holiday relief) was [[http://joshreads.com/?p=6211 mildly annoyed]] that we never learnt what Snuffy recommended making from cucumbers.
* ''ComicStrip/GetFuzzy''
-->'''Bucky Katt''': When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at dogs.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Webcomic/ItSucksToBeWeegie'' includes the following line in one of {{The Teaser}}s: "When life gives you lemons... be thankful it didn't give you rocks."
* This is basically the life philosophy of the Apple Pie Family in the ''Fanfic/PonyPOVSeries'' [[BadFuture Dark World Arc]], especially [[CheerfulChild Apple Pie]]. Their reaction to horrible circumstances (which, obviously, abound in Discord's VillainWorld) is to do their mourning and continue on, making the best of anything they can. She apparently learned this from her grandmother...before said grandmother was turned into a dragon (which in this world isn't THAT bad of a thing to happen actually).
-->'''Apple Pie:''' When life gives ya lemons, don't throw 'em back, and [[VideoGame/Portal2 don't try to burn life's house down with a combustible lemon.]] Ya'll be left with nothin' except yer pride, which ya can't eat. Or ya'll be hated by everypony who actually LIKES lemons. And ya'll only get squashed by the skyscraper sized angry mommy-lemon as it falls on ya anyway.
* ''FanFic/BetterLivingThroughScienceAndPonies'' includes the following line:
-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Life has been giving me lemons... and by letting you go I tried to make lemonade. A simple, sweet answer. Now... now I’m going to take life’s lemons, turn them into combustible lemons, and then burn you alive with them. Just like Cave Johnson would do... now that was a smart human.
* In the ''{{Manga/Naruto}}'' GroundhogPeggySue fanfic ''Reload'', Naruto acquires the mentality of a MadScientist (with the manga's [[GeometricMagic chakra-based seals]] being his favored approach) with a [[LargeHam flair for the dramatic]], declaring himself a magician and [[WeDoTheImpossible performer of the impossible]]. His twist on the phrase? When life gives you lemons, squeeze them and make champagne. Let the morons around you [[DoubleTake gape like children in a circus]] and break their heads [[PrecisionFStrike how the fuck]] you did it, while your sexy assistant robs them blind with a smile.
* In the Literature/{{Discworld}} of Creator/AAPessimal, a [[UsefulNotes/{{Russia}} Rodinian]] character ponders this question, and replies "When life gives you ''limonka'', you pull pin out and throw it back".[[note]]Apparently Russian ''limonka'' (lemon) is also slang for a hand-grenade.[[/note]]
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[[folder:Films -- Animation]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}'', Boingo tells the Wolf and Twitchy that he knows a shortcut to get to Granny's place:
-->'''The Wolf:''' Yeah, big surprise party. You know how to get there?\\
'''Boingo:''' Oh, yeah. In fact, I know a shortcut.\\
'''The Wolf:''' ''[to Twitchy]'' You hear that? He knows a shortcut.\\
'''Boingo:''' [[FreudianSlip You go over the woods and through the river]]... no, you don't want to go through the river. You'll get all wet.\\
'''The Wolf:''' You see, Twitchy? You get lemons, you make lemonade... \\
''[Cuts to the Wolf and Twitchy trudging through a dark, flooded cave]''\\
'''The Wolf:''' ....and then that lemonade turns bitter, ferments and turns to pig-swill. Never trust a bunny with directions, Twitchy.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/ForgettingSarahMarshall'':
-->'''Surfing Instructor:''' When life gives you lemons, just say "Fuck the lemons" and bail.
* ''Film/HomeRoom'':
-->'''Deanna Cartwright:''' "When life give you lemons... make lemonade."\\
'''Alicia Browning:''' That is the biggest load of crap I've ever heard.
* ''Film/DinnerForSchmucks'':
-->'''Barry:''' When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Unless you don't have any water or sugar. And then you just eat the lemons, and the rind will give you diarrhea.
* ''Film/JosieAndThePussycats'':
-->'''Josie [=McCoy=]:''' When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when the going gets tough...\\
'''Melody Valentine:''' The tough make lemonade!
* ''Film/SkyHigh2005'':
-->'''[[GreenThumb Layla]]:''' When life gives you lemons... ''[tries to grow a lemon, but produces an apple instead]''\\
'''Will Stronghold:''' Make... apple juice?\\
'''Layla:''' I can't make lemons. I don't know why.
* ''Film/HoboWithAShotgun'':
-->'''Drake:''' When life gives you [[SubvertedTrope razor blades]]... you make a baseball bat covered in razor blades!
* The line is uttered by G2 in ''Film/InspectorGadget2'' when she receives Gadget's glitchy programming chip while fighting some mooks.
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[[folder:Jokes]]
* The one-liner:
-->''When life hands you lemons, squeeze them between your bitter fingers and then throw them at the wall.''
* Another variation:
-->''When life gives you lemons, squeeze 'em right in the bastard's eyes.''
* When life gave Creator/ChuckNorris lemons, [[Website/ChuckNorrisFacts he made orange juice]].
* When life hands you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
* And one of the more cynical versions:
-->''When life gives you lemons, your lemonade will taste fucking awful, because some other bastard has all the sugar.''
* When life gives you lemons, [[CrossesTheLineTwice rape it and give it lemon-AIDS]].
* When life gives you lemons...keep them, 'cause hey, free lemons!
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[[folder:Literature]]
* ''Literature/SoonIWillBeInvincible''
-->'''Doctor Impossible:''' When life gives you lemons you squeeze them, hard. Make invisible ink. Make an acid poison. Fling it in their eyes.
* ''Deep Thoughts'' by Creator/JackHandey gives us this one:
-->If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat).
* From the ''Literature/AnitaBlake'' series.
-->'''Anita:''' When life gives you lemons, shut up and eat your damn lemons.
* A variant of this happened with the March 1980 edition of Australian car magazine ''Wheels'', when it [[https://www.whichcar.com.au/events/coty/wheels-car-of-the-year-2016-fast-facts controversially declared]] "[[TheAllegedCar No Car of the Year]]" for 1979, with the front cover featuring a giant lemon on four wheels. This prompted Ford Australia to hit back with an advertisement for its then-latest model Falcon, depicting a page full of literal lemons with popular car brands printed on them and declaring, "There are times when being a lemon is not a bitter experience at all".
* In ''Literature/TheRomulanWay'', Leonard [=McCoy=] quotes the saying to Arrhae t'Khellian, who is actually a surgically altered Federation DeepCoverAgent on Romulus. Arrhae says she prefers the Romulan version because it has more dignity: "When a sword is shattered, take the fragments back to the forge."
* A variation appears in ''Literature/StarTrekHollowMen''. Ferengi Rule of Acquisition #183: "When life hands you ungaberries, make detergent."
* Used in effect by Hu Chang in ''Literature/CatherineLing: What Doesn't Kill You''. When a triad burns down his folk medicine shop in Hong Kong, the ever-optimistic Hu's first response is to go digging through the ashes to see what new and useful compounds the fire turned his stock of herbs and chemicals into.
* ''Literature/TheSisterhoodOfTheTravelingPants'': Tibby's father, Henry Rollins, stated "When life hands you a lemon. Say. 'Oh yeah. I like lemons. What else ya got?'"
* ''Literature/Aeon14'': ''The Woman Who Seized an Empire'' has a HoldYourHippogriffs twist on it between 5th millennium FishOutOfTemporalWater Katrina and her 9th millennium lover Juasa.
-->'''Juasa:''' Stars... this is surreal. Yesterday you were slaving in the fields. Today you're promising me a starship.\\
'''Katrina:''' I've made some lemonade.\\
'''Juasa:''' [[BluntMetaphorsTrauma What? What does lemonade have to do with anything?]]\\
'''Katrina:''' When life gives you lemons... Nevermind, I guess it's an old saying. I thought that one would have stuck.\\
'''Juasa:''' Sounds a bit like, "when the universe flings mass at you, you accrete it into something useful".\\
'''Katrina:''' [[LampshadeHanging That's so awkward.]]\\
'''Juasa:''' Yours just sounds weird. What does fruit have to do with daily life?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/ThirdRockFromTheSun''
-->'''Harry Solomon:''' You know, Dick, when life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons.
* ''Series/VeronicaMars'', episode "Look Who's Stalking"
-->'''Veronica:''' So my Grandma Reynolds was always saying, "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade." I wish she was still alive because I'd really like to ask what she suggests for when life gives you chlamydia.
* ''Series/NewsRadio'':
-->'''Bill:''' Dave, haven't you ever heard the expression, "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for"?
* ''Series/MalcolmInTheMiddle'':
-->'''Hal:''' I always say, when life gives you lemons - make lemonade. You got any lemonade?\\
'''Waiter:''' No, sir.\\
'''Hal:''' ''[disappointed]'' Aww. ''[brightening up]'' Got any lemons?
* The original, KTMA public-access version of the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' theme used this phrase verbatim.
** Crow also used "You find a new God" variant listed in the advertising section.
* ''Series/ModernFamily'':
-->'''Phil:''' When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all like "What?!"
* ''Series/MyFamily'' (no relation):
-->'''Susan:''' When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.\\
'''[[TheCynic Ben]]''': What do you make if life gives you crap?\\
'''Nick''': Crap mice. ''(they look at him like he's crazy)'' Put a toothpick in, and you've got a little tail.
* In the theme song to ''Series/TheAndyMilonakisShow'', whenever life gives him lemons, he makes beef stew.
* ''Series/ItsAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphia'': Frank's life lesson is, "If you’re dealt a bunch of lemons, you’ve got to take those lemons and stuff them down someone's throat until they see yellow!"
* ''Series/TheBigBangTheory'': Invoked in "The Comic Book Store Regeneration".
-->'''Sheldon:''' That's all you have, tired expressions like "Don't sweat it" and "Let it go"? Gee, Penny, I have a bunch of lemons, what shall I do with them?\\
'''Penny:''' [[AssShove You could shove them up somewhere.]]\\
'''Sheldon:''' See? Now you're being creative.
* ''Series/TheFallOfTheHouseOfUsher2023'' includes a monologue by big pharma billionaire Roderick Usher about how the key to wealth isn't making lemonade when life makes you lemons -- it's to make lemons seem incredibly valuable.
-->'''Roderick:''' When life hands you lemons...
-->'''Auguste:''' Make lemonade?
-->'''Roderick:''' No. First you roll out a multi-media campaign to convince people lemons are incredibly scarce, which only works if you stockpile lemons, control the supply, then a media blitz. Lemon is the only way to say “I love you,” the must-have accessory for engagements or anniversaries. Roses are out, lemons are in. Billboards that say [[SexSells she won't have sex with you unless you got lemons.]] [[UpMarketing You cut De Beers in on it. Limited edition lemon bracelets, yellow diamonds called lemon drops.]] You get Creator/{{Apple}} to call their new operating system OS-Lemón. A little accent over the 'o'. You charge 40% more for organic lemons, 50% more for conflict-free lemons. You pack the Capitol with lemon lobbyists, you get a [[Series/KeepingUpWithTheKardashians Kardashian]] to suck a lemon wedge in a [[HomePornMovie leaked sex tape.]] Creator/TimotheeChalamet wears lemon shoes at Cannes. [[EngineeredHashtag Get a hashtag campaign.]] Something isn’t "cool" or "tight" or "awesome," no, it's "lemon." "Did you see that movie? Did you see that concert? It was effing lemon.' Music/BillieEilish, "OMG, hashtag... lemon." You get Dr. Oz to recommend four lemons a day and a lemon suppository supplement to get rid of toxins 'cause there’s nothing scarier than toxins. Then you patent the seeds. You write a line of genetic code that makes the lemons look just a little more like tits... and you get a gene patent for the tit-lemon DNA sequence, you cross-pollinate... you get those seeds circulating in the wild, and then you sue the farmer for copyright infringement when that genetic code shows up on their land. Sit back, rake in the millions, and then, when you’re done, and you’ve sold your lem-pire for a few billion dollars, then, and only then, you make some [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] lemonade.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
* Music/{{Atmosphere}}'s album, ''When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold''.
* In Music/TylerTheCreator's song Goblin:
-->Life's a cute bitch full of estrogen. And when she gives you lemons nigga throw them at pedestrians.
* "GM Hold Music": And remember, if life hands you lemonade, kick it in the balls and say, I wanted a beer... bitch.
* Brad Paisley's "Limes" extends the metaphor, talking about throwing your troubles in a blender with some salt and tequila:
-->When life gives you limes, you make margaritas.
* Music/{{Beyonce}}'s sixth album ''Music/{{Lemonade|2016}}'', references this phrase in the title, appropriately so as a concept album revolving around themes relating to salvaging the positive from a nasty situation (in her case, the infidelity of her husband). On a meta level, this album was a major commercial and critical success, and made an instant cultural impact, so she made lemonade aplenty from her marriage troubles.
-->"Take one pint of water, add a half pound of sugar, the juice of eight lemons, the zest of half lemon. Pour the water into one, then to another several times. Strain through a clean napkin. Grandmother. The alchemist. You spun gold out of this hard life. Conjured beauty from the things left behind. Found healing where it did not live. Discovered the antidote in your own kitchen. Broke the curse with your own two hands."
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/SomethingRotten'''s "Make an Omelette" has Nick's character remark on his father giving him the "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" advice, before putting his own egg-themed spin on it for the song.
-->You make wine from sour grapes\\
You got a flat pancake, hey, call it a crepe\\
When life gives you eggs, make an omelette\\
You get cola from a nut\\
A dirty worm makes silk from out of his butt\\
When life gives you eggs, make an omelette!
* In the musical ''Theatre/{{Kimberly Akimbo|2021}}'', Kim's Aunt Debra shares her philosophy in the song "Better":
-->When life gives you lemons, you gotta go out and steal some apples, 'cause who the ''fuck'' wants lemons?
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/PennyArcadeAdventures'': The prison guard in number 2: "When life gives you dungeons, you make dungeonade." Your character takes time to reflect on how awful this joke is.
* ''VideoGame/Portal2'':
** Aperture Science's Cave Johnson says the original cliché line in response to [[spoiler: his fatal illness]]. Then, after thinking about it, [[MemeticMutation he realizes he's got a better idea]]:
--->'''Cave Johnson:''' All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade.\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Yeah.\\
'''Cave Johnson:''' Make life take back the lemons back!\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Yeah!\\
'''Cave Johnson:''' Get mad!\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Yeah!\\
'''Cave Johnson:''' 'I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?!'\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Yeah, take the lemons...\\
'''Cave Johnson:''' Demand to see life's manager!\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Yeah!\\
'''Cave Johnson:''' Make life rue the day it thought it could give [[ThirdPersonPerson Cave Johnson]] lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! [[{{Metaphorgotten}} WITH THE LEMONS!]]\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' Oh, I like this guy.\\
'''Cave Johnson:''' I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!\\
'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!... [[ComedicSociopathy Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!]]
** You can rescue a "different" turret from the "Turret Redemption Line". She foreshadows much of the game- among her lines is "Get mad" and "Don't make lemonade".
* ''VideoGame/GuildWars2'''s "Hey Bookah!" fake advice column [[http://www.arena.net/blog/hey-bookah-smart-asura-answers-to-stupid-questions has a letter from an engineer saying he invented a "Lemonade Turret."]] Problem is, the lemonade tastes like gunpowder and machine oil. Bookah, a member of the often-arrogant Asura race, insists that only the "small-minded and pedantic" would insist lemonade taste like "outmoded versions". He further recommends proper marketing; it's not a lemonade turret, it's a turret with "fresh, lemon-scented ammunition".
-->When life gives you lemons, shoot them back at life at high velocity.
* ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising'':
-->'''[[spoiler:Hades]]:''' When [[spoiler:freaky aliens]] give you lemons, make [[spoiler:freaky alien]] lemonade! (cue ''VideoGame/StarFoxAssault'' [[ShoutOut reference]])
* ''VisualNovel/MonsterProm'': According to Vera, when this happens, "you gotta squirt lemon juice in someone's eye." According to Zoe, you "compare those lemons to the all-consuming void. The void is way worse than a couple of lemons!"
* In ''Videogame/TheElderScrollsVSkyrim'', when you're sent to go deal with [[MonsterClown Cicero]], [[EvilSorcerer Festus Krex]] has this to say.
-->''"When life gives you lemons... Go murder a clown."''
* One of the possible messages displayed by the fortune-telling machines in ''VideoGame/TheBindingOfIsaac: Rebirth'':
-->When life gives you lemons, [[LuckManipulationMechanic reroll!]]
* In the prologue of ''VideoGame/ProjectXZone 2'', Reiji was distressed that another enemy popped up. Xiaomu's response?
-->Reiji! When life gives you {{lemon}}s, you close the bedroom door and read them all!
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}'':
-->'''Sizemore:''' When life gives you crap, make Crap Golems, right?\\
'''Bogroll:''' If I only could, sir. [[spoiler: I'd have a regiment.]]
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'':
-->You'll be doing one thing then something else hits you just like that and you roll with it. That's what you do when life hands you lemons. You sure as fuck don't make lemonade because [[MeasuringTheMarigolds who the fuck knows where that fuckin' shit comes from? It's squeezed out of miracles is where.]]
* In an early ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'', Gabe tells a badly-injured Tycho "You know what they say, 'when life gives you shit...'" to which Tycho angrily replies "'Make shit-aid?' What?!" Gabe admits he's still working on it.
* A MadScientist [[http://www.explosm.net/comics/1841/ from]] ''Webcomic/CyanideAndHappiness'' knows what to do:
-->'''"Lemonstein":''' So I discovered that when life gives you lemons... You give those lemons ''[[CreatingLife life]]''!
* ''Webcomic/CaptainSNES'': Kefka, [[CosmicRetcon somehow]] being NotQuiteDead, explains "There's an old saying about what to do when life gives you a lemon. Burn down every lemon tree in the ''world''."
* Quoth Creator/ShamusYoung, in his comments about [[http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=4825 this]] Stolen Pixels: "You know what they say, 'When life gives you lemons, complain about it on your blog.'"
* According to ''Webcomic/MountainTime'', when life gives you lemons, you either [[http://mountaincomics.com/2012/05/24/mountain-time-358/ invent a lemon particle collider and see if you produce lemon strangelets]], or [[http://mountaincomics.com/2010/03/01/happy-foam-happenings/ send them to a lemon sex party]].
* ''WebComic/NerfNow'' shows four different answers to this trope: Anne makes it into lemonade to sell, Angie engineers a device to turn it into apples, Alek squeezes the lemons out of anger, and Morgan eats the lemons as is complete with trollface.
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'' gives us a session of ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' with creative use of a [[CursedItem Bag of Devouring]]:
-->"When life gives you lemons, make portable guillotines that eat the evidence."
* In the world of ''Webcomic/{{Swords}}'', when life gives you lemons, you melt them down and forge them into [[https://swordscomic.com/comic/CDXXXI/ a Lemony Fresh Sword of Revenge.]]
* In ''Webcomic/TryingHuman'' [[TheMcCoy John]] tries, but runs into {{Metaphorgotten}}:
-->'''John:''' They say when life gives you lemons but... let's just say I wasn't thirsty and [[TheGreys the Greys]] don't have stomachs.
:: [[BizarreAlienBiology They literally don't]].
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* The story ''[[http://www.takealemon.com/ Take A Lemon]]'', takes its title from this phrase. It's the ArcWords recited between two sisters when something really bad happens and they then do a little speech about how they will make what ever lemon into lemonade. Story contains no {{Lemon}} though.
* ''WebAnimation/HomestarRunner'': In the WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail "other days", Strong Bad is seen acting as a motivational speaker, giving out the advice "When life throws pies at you, you make yourself a tall, cool glass of pie-monade!" Coach Z and Strong Mad seem to find it inspirational, at least.
-->'''Coach Z:''' I'm a new man!\\
'''Strong Mad:''' [[ItMakesSenseInContext I'M THE HUMP!]]
* From Part 69 of the WebVideo/GameGrumps LetsPlay of ''VideoGame/SonicTheHedgehog2006'':
-->'''[[Creator/EgoRaptor Arin]]:''' Well, you know, when life gives you lemons...\\
'''[[WebVideo/JonTron Jon]]:''' What, Arin? What?\\
'''Arin:''' Uh, you kill yourself.
** Part 57 of ''VideoGame/SuperMario64'' had Danny describing a conversation his parents had where his mother described his father's pessimism by saying "You're the only man alive who could [[InvertedTrope turn delicious lemonade into lemons]]." Avi's reply? "[[NotHelpingYourCase Sugar is bad for you!]]"
* One Photoplasty entry on ''Website/{{Cracked}}'' offered up an especially subervsive variation: "When life gives you lemons, you better hope life gives you sugar too, because lemonade tastes like shit without it."
* ''WebAnimation/NeuroticallyYours'':
-->'''Foamy:''' When life gives you lemons...\\
'''Germaine:''' ...rub them in the eyes of your enemies.
* Grumpy Cat has been used in several macros that twist this comment. [[http://tr.pinterest.com/pin/248049891949462200/ An example:]]
-->'''Grumpy Cat:''' Unless life also gives you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck.
* [[MemeticMutation When life gives you lemons,]] '''[[TabletopGame/{{Warhammer40000}} BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!]]'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/CloneHigh'', episode "A.D.D.: The Last 'D' Is for Disorder"
-->'''Scudworth:''' When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons and make ''super'' lemons.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rugrats}}''
-->'''Angelica:''' When life gives you lemons, make applesauce.
* In [[Recap/KimPossibleS4E22Graduation the finale]] of ''WesternAnimation/KimPossible'', [[PluckyComicRelief Ron]] thinks [[ArchEnemy Drakken]] is being too negative:
-->'''Ron:''' Oh, complain, complain. You know, when life gives you lemons--\\
'''Drakken:''' I COMPLAIN ABOUT THE LEMONS!
* In one episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheBrakShow'', Brak gives us this advice:
--> [[ItMakesSenseInContext "When life gives you lemons, you blow those lemons to bits with your laser cannon!"]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheAmazingWorldOfGumball'': When Nicole tries to make Gumball a winner in "The Fridge", she gives us this line:
-->'''Nicole:''' What does a winner do when life gives him lemons?!\\
'''Gumball:''' Uhh....make lemonade?\\
'''Nicole:''' No, he squeezes them right back into life's eyes!
** She then orders him to squeeze those lemons in ''her'' eyes.
* These quotes are attributed to the Pines family of ''WesternAnimation/GravityFalls'';
-->'''[[AgentMulder Dipper:]]''' "When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!"\\
'''[[CloudCuckoolander Mabel:]]''' "When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have Lemon Babies."\\
'''[[TheBarnum Grunkle Stan:]]''' "When life gives you lemons, call them 'yellow oranges' and sell them for double the price."
* The ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'' episode "Eugene, Eugene" had Eugene play a character in a musical also named Eugene. One of the musical numbers went a little something like this:
-->'''Eugene:''' (singing) When life gives you lemons, dance! Dance like there's a muskrat in your pants!
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/WhatsNewScoobyDoo'', Shaggy and Scooby are on the run from a monster ([[OnceAnEpisode As per usual]]) and run into a stable in hope of finding horses to escape on. Instead they find golf carts:
-->'''Shaggy:''' Well, when life gives you lemons...\\
''(Cut to them driving away manically on a golf cart)''\\
'''Shaggy:''' ...drive those lemons the heck out of here!
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** "I'll Fly", Rainbow Dash's solo song from "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS5E5TanksForTheMemories Tanks for the Memories]]", begins by Rainbow singing these lines:
--->''When life gives you lemons\\
You can make lemonade\\
[[PopularSayingBut But life gave me Tank here]]\\
And my choice has long been made''
** In "[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS7E20ItIsntTheManeThingAboutYou It Isn't the Mane Thing About You]]", this trope is mentioned again when the main characters are talking about how to cheer up Rarity after the latter's mane was ruined in an accident.
--->'''Applejack:''' But it's Rarity! If anypony can turn lemons into lemonade, it's her.\\
'''Fluttershy:''' I guess it's harder for her when she feels like the lemon.\\
'''Twilight Sparkle:''' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} Well, she's not a lemon -- she's our friend]].
* When the line is quoted at [[ThePollyanna ever optimistic]] Rapunzel in ''WesternAnimation/TangledTheSeries'', she confesses that she knows many other uses for lemons and [[DoesNotLikeSpam doesn't like the taste of lemonade]], so she doesn't get the point of the saying at first.
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