->''"Best ad ever? [singing] 'Gimme a break! Gimme a break! Break me off a piece of that...' um... what was it again?"''
-->-- '''Andy''', ''Film/TheOffice''

There are many ways in which a commercial can fail to get its message across. Some ads are uninteresting; others are so bad that they turn more viewers against the product than they attract. But some commercials fail because they're too ''good''.

A commercial that's too clever, or features too memorable a gimmick, runs the risk of being remembered only for the gimmick and not its association with the product. The commercial has performed the important task of holding the audience's attention, but it hasn't spread the word about the product it's trying to promote. While in the era of the Internet, it can be argued that any commercial that makes people want to run a Google search for the company or product's name is a successful one, this trope already existed long before anybody had even conceived of search engines.

German media experts call this the "Vampire Effect"; this was also named on TheGruenTransfer as "Vamping". May happen in a DesignStudentsOrgasm or DadaAd.

See also BreakawayAdvertisement, SidetrackedByTheGoldSaucer, MadeOfShiny.

Perfume related products have their own trope, PerfumeCommercial. So do medications: SideEffectsInclude.
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[[folder:In General...]]
* So many [[SuperBowlSpecial Super Bowl ads]] fall into this category, it's a wonder of, why do companies spend so much money on them? Then again, they probably get distracted by the fact they're making a SuperBowl commercial and forget to actually relate to the product.
** [[http://youtu.be/BnQMq5wtZcg E* Trade]] lampshaded this with an ad that was 30 seconds of two guys clapping their hands in time while a monkey danced on top of a bucket. They closed with the line "Well, we just wasted two million bucks. What are you doing with your money?"
** A similar commercial by [=FedEx=] lampshaded this Trope when they claimed to have found the formula for [[http://youtu.be/34SxslBJKH4 the perfect Super Bowl ad]] — Item 8 of 10 was the Product Message, which they marked as "optional".
*** The complete list was 1: [[CelebrityEndorsement Celebrity spokesman]] (Burt Reynolds) 2: Animal (Bear walks into [=FedEx=] building) 3: Dancing Animal (Bear dances with Burt Reynolds) 4: [[SexSells Hot Chicks]] (Chicks comment on the bear being able to dance) 5: [[GroinAttack Groin Kick]] (Bear kicks Burt in crotch) 6: TalkingAnimal (Bear apologizes for kicking Burt in crotch) 7: [[DeliberatelyCuteChild Cute Kid]] (Kid comments that the bear can talk) 8: Product Message (optional) (Burt recites slogan) 9: [[RepurposedPopSong Hit Song]] (Music plays over [=FedEx=] logo) 10: Epilogue Scene (Bear admitting to Burt that he loved SmokeyAndTheBandit).
** Then again, the Super Bowl is much better for getting consumers than corporations as customers. Some companies that primarily sell to other corporations advertise in the Super Bowl just so they can truthfully claim in their ''other'' ads that they're so rich, they can afford to advertise in the Super Bowl. (This is how the [[http://youtu.be/Pk7yqlTMvp8 "herding cats"]] commercial came about.)
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' poked fun at this in an episode where Homer hires an ad agency to promote his plowing business (to replace his home-filmed advert). The resulting commercial is a pastiche of pretentious [[LeFilmArtistique European art films]] that very barely mentions the product (right after the snowglobe breaks, albeit very briefly)...or indeed, makes [[DadaAd any semblance of sense]] ''at all''.
** The commercial was so artsy and vague that his family had to ask him if that was his new commercial. To which, he responded, "I don't know."
* Billy Mays. "IT TURNS WHITE TO SHOW IT'S READY!" and "NO MORE BLEACHED CLOTHES!" So much mockery, so little time. It doesn't help that he promoted so many damn products...
** ...Or that his spoof commercial advertising [=ESPN360.com=] looks and sounds so much like his usual infomercials that if you're not paying attention (and many people phase it out once he shrilly spits out his name), you'd have no idea it's a joke.
* One theory as to why {{NASCAR}} has become so popular with corporate sponsors — there's lots of space on the cars to place big logos so the crowd and TV viewers know who's sponsoring the car. Which might remind you of that scene in ''Film/TalladegaNightsTheBalladOfRickyBobby'' with the line, "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I sure do love Fig Newtons."
** After a while, you associate certain corporate sponsors with certain drivers, especially sponsorships that last for many years - FedEx is always associated with Denny Hamlin, Lowe's is with Jimmie Johnson, GoDaddy.com is associated with Danica Patrick, 3M is associated with Greg Biffle, the National Guard goes with Dale Earnhardt, Jr., GM Goodwrench and their black paint job will always be forever tied with Creator/DaleEarnhardt, and others.
* The Advertising/CompareTheMeerkat ads are a hair's breadth away from this among a lot of British adults, and have already crossed over for schoolkids.
** On the other hand, the adorable meerkat is now is worth quite a bit in his own right. His "autobiography" was a bestseller!
* There's a series of highway billboards which are all black with white text which only say "I HATE STEVEN SPRINGER" without any other information. Turns out the advertisements are for [[spoiler:a brand of jewelry called Steven Springer, which is "hated" because it's too great of a deal]]. Too bad most people don't know the brand and the signs can quite easily backfire by discouraging the people who do know it.
* Pretty much all cologne commercials are like this. Almost all of them simply feature sexy men being sexy for about 30 seconds, making you wonder "what the hell is this a commercial for?" And then flashes the name of the cologne for about half a second.
** There is in fact [[PerfumeCommercial a trope for that]].
* Some viewers get so caught up in the DoubleEntendre of the [[http://youtu.be/fxVH5sKUlPg "You and Your Johnson"]] video, they overlook the fact it actually advertises outboard motors for boats.
** Likewise, there's the infamous [[http://youtu.be/1nu14L2myvE "Wonder Boner"]]. For the record, it's a device that (supposedly) makes it easier to remove bones from fish so that said fish are safer to eat. Of course, these days, people are too busy giggling at the DoubleEntendre name rather than remembering the actual product.
* This is a very real risk for any product [[SexSells sold with sexual imagery]]. It's probably to your advantage if you've gotten horny consumers to notice both the boobs and the brand in your ad, but according to [[http://www.mediaanalyzer.com/studien/MediaAnalyzer-Studie-Sex-Sells-2005.pdf at least one study ''PDF'']] (in German), the chance of their even noticing the brand goes down by about half (differing slightly across genders.)
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Mixels}} Mixels]], an animated short series airing on [[Creator/{{Cartoon Network}} Cartoon Network]] that gives no indication that is a product from [[Franchise/{{LEGO}} LEGO]], goes with this trope heavily. This is mostly due to the fact that the series is made using 2D animation, when most LEGO shows and advertisements are [[Main/{{BuiltWithLEGO}} made out of LEGO]].
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[[folder:Automobiles & Related]]
* Infiniti's early advertising showed only the brand name and a flock of birds. Nothing to indicate that it was actually promoting a ''car''.
** Lampshaded by DaveBarry: "It's all ocean waves? Did they park too close to the sea? 'Damnit, I told you the tide was coming in!'"
* A documentary about a newly-launched airline. Because the airline's ad was so non-specific, there were people who came asking them what they actually do.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzrTqX62cyk A baby dashing through a darkened hospital before crashing through a wall.]] The commercial was for the VW Lupo — "Volkswagen's tough little baby".
* Honda had a very long and very strange (but compelling) ad some years ago on British television. It had a very catchy, if bizarre song ("hate something, change something...") sung by Garrison Keillor, who's not well-known in Britain, and was full of bright and surreal imagery. It also had a fun flash game, but it took three or four close viewings before anyone realized that it was a Honda commercial. And it took a trip to the website to realize what the commercial was about.
** Honda is still doing this with all its adverts, failing to mention a single car or why their cars are better than the rest, only that Honda likes complicated puzzles and skydiving. In the UK, anyway; their US ads tend to be of the "[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin this is the car, this is the deal you can get]]" variety with the only touch of whimsy being "Mr. Opportunity", a cartoon car salesman surrounded by live-action cars in a live-action showroom.
*** For many people, these adverts are ''so'' spectacular they cross the line twice, being so memorable it's hard to forget what they're advertising. Particularly the one which was only shown in full in cinemas (it was two minutes long) where the guy drives a wide variety of Honda vehicles across land and sea whilst singing "The Impossible Dream" and rides up out of a waterfall in a hot-air balloon with the Honda logo at the end. Now ''that's'' advertising.
** Honda also made an ad called [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYabfifhEPE Cog.]] It's a two-minute chain of events that you generally see in a ''WesternAnimation/TomAndJerry'' deathtrap scene (a RubeGoldbergDevice), culminating in a finished car and the voiceover "Isn't it nice when things just work?" The commercial itself is a masterful achievement; filmed in two takes edited seamlessly together and containing no CGI. But nothing about the commercial itself screams "Honda."
*** A key point of difference between the "Cog" and "Hate Something" ads and the more successful "The Impossible Dream" was that the latter had every vehicle and the driver clad in their simple red and white colour scheme, making it so strong through the advert that it acted as much for letting everyone know Honda had this colour scheme as for letting them know that Honda made cars. That helps with brand identification which then helps with recognising further Honda ads which helps allowing further leeway before running into this trope in the future.
** Honda seems to like to have one of these long feature adverts per year. One of them featured a full choir performing the sounds of a car during its journey, using nothing but their voices. This was, like Impossible Dream and Cog, only shown in full in cinemas (with crowds sometimes joining in the choir's singing).
* Somebody did a series of wonderful adverts about a car that said you should ''ask before you borrow it''. One had a couple going into a mad passionate clinch over the dinner table, her dragging him upstairs, [[ChainedToABed handcuffing him, and walking off]] leaving him looking at a note with the slogan on it. Another had a slow breakup song and a woman throwing the man's possessions out of the bedroom window as he came home, looked at the car keys in his hands. The car was the Nissan Micra.
** The same car brand had [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkt8L0NtSjA an advert]] directed by DavidLynch. About the only thing at all about the ad that anyone got was that they made portmanteaus out of favourable adjectives for cars. People agreed that the advert was very [[StealthPun shiny and bright]].
* An ad about a Peugeot car used the usual format for car commercials (people talking, arrows pointing with descriptions) but replacing all language with pure gibberish, except for the line "Try it and you'll understand". While some of the made-up words became {{Memetic Mutation}}s ("bloblor", anyone?) very few people can remember ''which'' car was publicized.
* An example from Italy, a 2002 commercial — a woman is in her flat, talking on the phone. She's arguing with her boyfriend, and in the end she shouts "I'll go out and date the first man I meet" and hangs. In another flat, a man is washing dishes and hears all that yelling. When the woman opens the door to go out, the man is there, on her landing, [[http://www.corriere.it/Media/Foto/2002/09_Settembre/10/buonaseeera/image.jpg still wearing his apron and rubber gloves]], ready to become that "first man". His catchphrase "Buonaseeera" ("Good eeevening") became extremely popular. The ad also had a sequel with the same man and a different woman, and this time the woman said the catchphrase. These commercials were so popular that people started to quote the catchphrase every now and then, the actor was nicknamed "Mr. Buonaseeera", the apron and gloves were auctioned for charity...but the actual advertised product was soon forgotten, and the ''actual'' ad motto was forgotten too (the phrase ''intended'' to be the motto was "Cogli l'attimo", i.e. "seize the opportunity"/"carpe diem"; it advertised a special price for a Fiat car, a car which ''never appears in the ads'', which are always shot indoors!)
* An ad a few years ago had big beasts with headlights and brakes and stuff in a rodeo championship, with one cocky guy falling off and a more careful guy having a perfect ride. Included were herds of these beasts running on the roads and one drinking out of a trough in a gas station. Its point was supposed to be a lecture in SUV safety.
* There was a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQo95oI4nXY German ad]] about an ElvisPresley impersonator whose car breaks down, so he has to hitchhike. In his car, he had a little Elvis puppet standing on the dashboard, shaking its pelvis when the car vibrates. When he's picked up by a woman driving the advertised car, he puts the puppet to her dashboard, only to see that lil' Elvis doesn't dance anymore — said car goes so softly, there are no more vibrations. Everyone remembers the mascot ([[TheRedStapler which you could buy afterwards]]). Hardly anyone remembers which car it was for.
* The fact that so many car ads are like this is parodied by ''The Symmetrical Breadpazoid'' [[http://www.drunkduck.com/The_Symmetrical_Breadpazoid/index.php?p=584432 here.]]
* One ad showed a car zooming along a cliffside road while music reminiscent of a ''Film/JamesBond'' movie soundtrack plays. No commentary at all. The car pulls into the driveway of a mansion; [[Series/TheAvengers Patrick Macnee]] gets out, [[BreakingTheFourthWall smiles directly into the camera]], and asks "You were expecting someone else?"
* An ad for the Kia Soul [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zJWA3Vo6TU opens with a shot of a war-torn battlefield, where fighting rages on]]. Exoskeletons duel for control of a floating island. A soldier is picked up and flung like a ragdoll. Suddenly, a green car drives in. Three hamsters get out. And they ''dance''.
** They danced to the Party Rock Anthem, no less! A previous Kia ad featuring the same hamsters had them singing a rap version of Weapon of Choice, with "this" being a Kia while "that" was other hamsters [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext driving around in shoes, cardboard boxes, and washing machines instead]].
* A Jaguar ad from the mid-2000s was filmed entirely in black-and-white and showed young, ultra-wealthy people frolicking in the Hamptons to a tasteful soundtrack. The car actually featured in the ad, but more as background filler than an advertised product. It was less about the car and more the lifestyle.
* Volkswagon released [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ntDYjS0Y3w this minute-long commercial]] for Super Bowl XLVI, which is just a choir of dogs barking the Imperial March from ''StarWars'' with no connection to the actual car aside from the name and slogan at the very end. The ''Star Wars'' connection is ''semi''-justified if you remember one of their ads for the previous year, which featured a boy dressed as Darth Vader attempting to use The Force, which ends with his father hitting the ignition button on the keys to let him think he started it. Without that knowledge, the whole thing is ''completely'' nonsensical until the name shows up about a minute in.
* A 2012 commercial begins with someone taking a plate of food out of the microwave as a narrator says "holiday leftovers. There's nothing simplier...unless it's getting the new " as the commercial goes into full sale mode showing off the cars and talking about them. There wasn't even ''effort'' put into this one's gimmick.
* There's a frequently-run Fiat ad that features several copies of the car in question driving off cliffs into the ocean. Then they drive back out of the ocean somewhere else, unharmed. Apparently this symbolizes the cars being imported to the U.S. from Italy, but the brand, model, etc. isn't very memorable after seeing a bunch of cars behave like migrating penguins.
** A sequel of sorts has [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution Paul Revere]] announcing that "The Italians are coming" because a bunch of driverless Fiats are zooming through town, and then everyone throws a party. Because it's the "Italian invasion" or...something. [[FridgeLogic Are they trying to sell us 250-year-old cars?]]
* A commercial that aired in the 2000s for the Toyota Yaris cars had a blonde man in a strange suit named "Uncle Yaris", and the ads would tell you about him; one ad had him at a supermarket check-out taking various things out of his pockets and a banana out of his sock, ending with the tagline "Uncle Yaris can carry a lot." Cars were at no point mentioned in the commercial, nor was Toyota, and viewers who didn't know what a Yaris was were forced to Google the name to find out.
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[[folder:Better Living!]]
* In Britain, everyone remembers Nick (''WallaceAndGromit'') Park's ''Creature Comforts'' concept ({{Claymation}} animals with genuine VoxPops voices) being used for a series of well-regarded British Gas adverts in the 1990s. Except the adverts were for the Electricity Board, and emphasised how much better electric heating was than gas.
* Diesel had a series of [[http://webecoist.com/2008/12/27/creative-ads-environment-humanity/ print ads]] concerning Global Warming which featured young, beautiful people in the foreground. Viewers didn't really notice the submerged landmarks in the background which were ''supposed'' to be the focus. That said, given that the brand is named after a freaking ''polluting fossil fuel'', the concept was bound to fail anyway.
* General Electric's new "Ecomagination" campaign to promote green energy, featuring dancing elephants and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41mGkBTK6PM rock star cows]].
* One Christian group has a billboard ad campaign with nothing but the line "I Am Second" and a link to their website. Some people can see it's a coded reference to [[http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John%203:30&version=NIV John 3:30]] but otherwise it suggests....a sport? A band? An athletics clothing manufacturer?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iAXP_bKsv0 A current running ad]] in Canada for The Salvation Army features happy music and a girl wearing grungy clothes in a subway station imagining twirling around in a pink dress, swinging on a swingset, and being read a bedtime story being read to her by her mom. Had it not have been for the final shot featuring the tagline and the Salvation Army's logo, you'd have thought it was an advertisement for something totally different. Justified to some degree; the Salvation Army being a charitable group (a church, too, but mostly a charitable organization) with a focus on providing for the poor and particularly poor children, the girl's daydream ''is'' what they're "selling".
* The Foundation for a Better Life commercials that often are shown in American movie theaters are something of an inversion: they usually depict someone doing a good deed, then say "pass it on..brought to you by the Foundation for a Better Life." Viewers might assume these are trying to sell them on the Foundation, but the Foundation is a nonprofit whose purpose is to encourage people to do more good deeds, meaning that the demonstration of the good deed is the point of the advertisement.
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[[folder:Clothing, Personal Hygiene & Related]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m_X1Lm7dqo These]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gicvdaH7FYE three]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4Hu6up9Xng ads]] for Gap clothing. The commercials consist of absolutely nothing but 10-20 similarly dressed actor/models in front of a solid white background singing Top 40 tunes while standing absolutely still and looking bored out of their minds. Until they flash the slogan (Everybody in leather/vests/khakis) and the Gap logo, they look like the world's laziest music video.
* A Levi's ad showed two very young teens apparently about to "do the deed [[TheirFirstTime for the first time]]", slowly undressing and talking about being scared and trusting. Then they turn and jump off a pier into the water. What is there to let you know it's an ad for Levi's? A brief logoshot at the very end. That's it.
** Another series of Levis ads, some running over a minute long, consisted of nothing but unrelated snippets of young people partying outdoors, accompanied by a reading of Walt Whitman's ''Pioneers! O Pioneers!''
* One of the most surreal ads ''ever'' featured a hamster running furiously in his wheel until it breaks and he dies of boredom. It only ran for a short time, and if anybody remembers it today it's for the artificial outrage certain tabloid papers tried to stir up about the portrayal of a dead pet. So what was the product? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCzsEgUcWfU Levi's.]]
** They did several ads like that at this time, didn't they? There was an ad with a toddler hammering a square peg into a round hole...
* There's a parody ad for Doggie Dentures that looks like a great idea and your dog will just lov-- oh wait, it's supposed to be for Dentasticks, a type of dog treat that helps clean dog's teeth.
* The controversial Nike ad featuring Tiger Woods that began airing shortly before the 2010 Masters. It features a still shot of Tiger's face as he presumably listens to an audio recording of his dead father. Although reaction is mixed on whether the ad is disgusting or brilliant, no one seems to know exactly what the hell the ad is specifically selling. The best guess anyone can come up with is that the ad is promoting the resumption of Tiger Woods as a viable advertising spokesman after the incident on Thanksgiving 2009.
* Compare the amount of people who know about [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 Terry Tate]] to the amount of people who know that the entire Office Linebacker series was an advert for Reebok.
* Zig-zagged by Old Spice's Advertising/TheManYourManCouldSmellLike campaign. It's weird enough[[note]] To give you an idea of ''how'' bizarre this campaign is, the ads in the campaign before it were directed by ''Creator/TimAndEric ''.[[/note]] and gimmicky enough that it risked stepping into this trope's territory-- which, indeed, it did. Sales of the specific product being advertised (Old Spice Red Zone After Hours Body Wash) actually dropped slightly after the ads' debut, and most viewers would probably be surprised to learn it was even for a ''specific'' Old Spice product. However, it turns out that's not such a bad thing. Sales of the the Old Spice brand as a ''whole'' increased by a whopping 150-200%, and (more importantly) Old Spice is no longer thought of as "that aftershave your grandpa wears." One gets the feeling that Procter & Gamble management is currently laughing its way to the bank.
* Gillette did a razor ad starring Green Bay Packers LB Clay Matthews III. It's mostly game footage of Matthews with a voice-over about how strong and fast he is, followed by a few seconds of him shaving at the very end.
* A commercial aired with a number of people talking about their mother and the things they do for them. It makes it seem like some commercial for a charity throughout, then by the end of it...Boom. Famous Footwear.
* On WebSite/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses, the Game Heroes put out an advert for t-shirts. Problem? With all the {{fanservice}} like WebVideo/TheNostalgiaCritic as a manhandled hostage, GunPorn and WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob's lampshaded-sexy voice, nobody noticed the actual product.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7VzWitgeU4 The Rise and Fall of Pete the Meat Puppet]]'' is a song about a Meat Puppet brought to life and given a quest to "find that meaning of life". Along the way he ends up as a mascot for a fast food franchise and finds himself everywhere. He gets caught up with the fame and suffers a downward spiral. He eventually loses it all, leaving him nothing to do but continue his quest. That's all well and good, but what is it promoting? It was [[http://www.diesel.com/ Diesel]], a clothing brand. How was the song relevant to clothes? Well, there's the line, "I was on TV screens, magazines, limousines, and designer jeans," and we see visualizations of all except the last, which showed Pete just singing instead.
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[[folder:Electronics, Technology, Etc.]]
* There was an ad for Microsoft where [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Jerry Seinfeld]] sees Bill Gates trying on shoes at a mall shoe store and goes in to help Gates pick out the shoes. When Gates buys them, he produces an ID which features his infamous 1977 mugshot for a traffic violation. They walk out of the mall, with Seinfeld asking Gates if Microsoft is working on edible computers. Cut to the Microsoft logo, end of commercial. It's selling ''something'' for Microsoft, but what exactly? It was actually pulled from television precisely because no one could figure out exactly what the advertised product was. ''[[http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2008/9/15/consensus/ Penny Arcade]]'' was quick to poke fun at this.
** [[FridgeBrilliance It's a commercial about]] [[Series/{{Seinfeld}} nothing.]]
* An Australian radio ad featured a jingle — a chorus singing "So easy, Clive Peeters..." over and over again. Not once did it mention who or what Clive Peeters was. (An electronics store, in case you were wondering.)
* Music/OzzyOsbourne's commercial. That's all anyone knows about it. They know it involves cellphones. And Ozzy Osbourne. But they don't know what it's about anymore. (It's touting AT&T's Samsung Jack.)
* An honestly hilarious commercial where Music/SnoopDogg wanders around asking various celebrities if they've seen his missing bling, ending with Music/DavidBowie...who, when Snoop leaves, takes the bling out with an evil little smirk to the camera. So surreal it's wonderful. The product? XM Satellite Radio.
* Subversion: Go-Daddy.com. One of the most annoying/brilliant commercial ideas ever — get people's (read: [[AllMenArePerverts men's]]) attention with the false promise of [[FanService girl-flesh]], then blueball them by saying the only way to find out what was being hinted at is to go to their website. You ''always'' knew who the company was. The problem — what did the company '''do'''? You might think it was most/least subtle porno site ad ''ever'' for the longest time, but they're a website host for non-porn sites ''only'', making their libidinous double-cross even more galling...
* There was a commercial some time back with a little girl standing calmly in a field while a rhino charges at her. As the camera flips from girl to rhino and back, the message "Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation" is displayed a word or two at a time. At the end, the rhino comes to a halt right in front of the girl, who reaches out to gently touch its horn. It was for a telecommunications company; now try and guess which one.
* Sony brought in DavidLynch (!) to direct a series of advertisements for the launch of the [=PlayStation=] 2 in Europe. They were surrealist black and white affairs about The Third Place, which is apparently an enigmatic land of play alongside people's work life and home life. There were many jokes about the other meaning of the slogan, but only amongst gamers — Sony had neglected to actually include the console, or any other gaming references, in the advertisement.
** They repeated the mistake with the [=PlayStation=] 3, using a series of adverts styled in the manner of a glossy new drama or soap opera set in a holiday resort, and ending with "This Is Living" and the URL "thisisliving.tv". Non-gamers (and gamers' spouses) thought it was an advertisement for Living TV, a UK satellite channel specialising in glossy dramas and soaps. They added a "[=PlayStation=] 3" flash at the tail end of the commercials' run, after the machine [[http://www.ukresistance.co.uk/2007/03/victory-in-europe-photographic.html shuddered, uneventfully, into stores.]]
** Aaand the exploding baby ads.
* ''{{Evony}}''. Oh dear God, ''Evony''. ''Evony'' is a clone of the old computer game ''VideoGame/{{Civilization}}'', which is a classic [=4X=]-style strategy game. It's run, in at best a legally grey manner, out of China. A few of their ads actually show what the gameplay looks like, but at least as many of them show pictures of hot models in their underwear (that the ''Evony'' people don't hold the copyrights for) and say things like "play discreetly in your browser". There are some in-between ones where the girls are at least dressed in medieval-type outfits (though that's only one of the many time periods covered), which tend to say things like "rescue the princess" (an element that doesn't exist in the actual game).
** There's literally an ad that's [[http://thesocietypages.org/socimages/files/2009/07/504x_evony-ad-6-thumb.jpg just a picture of a woman's breasts]], with the name of the game in small plain text in the corner.
** As stated in ''Evony's'' page, the sad part is that a lot of similar browser-based games are now [[FollowTheLeader employing the same tactics]]. Some of them aren't even trying to be subtle about it. A similar game, ''Caesary'' had a CG-rendered woman in skimpy clothing with the tagline "One click for a ROMAN ORGY!", before changing it to the tamer "One click for a ROMAN EMPIRE!" some weeks later.
* Optimum's commercials — apparently, all they're about are some girls singing the number to call and a dude rapping so fast you can't tell a word he's saying half the time. But it's mostly the number song that gets stuck in the head.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk7yqlTMvp8 A commercial]] that took the proverb about "herding cats" to a literal level, by featuring a group of cowboys herding cats across a classic Western landscape, commenting on the hazards of the job, and noting how proud it made them when they did their job well. It was funny, well-acted and directed, with great effects to make you think you ''were'' looking at "ten thousand shorthairs". They even apparently got several cats to swim across a narrow river. The narrator says, at the end, "This is kind of like what we do..." Who remembers who "we" are or what it is "we" do? [[spoiler:(It's an ad for ''EDS'', the computer / consulting company.)]]
** They did it thrice, actually. Here's "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z2_kKAe9y0 Running of the Squirrels]]", and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2zqTYgcpfg their third commercial.]]
** They're business consultants, or something along those lines. They aren't advertising on the Super Bowl to get viewers to use their services — their customers are corporations. No, they're advertising on the Super Bowl so they can say in their ads to their intended demographic that they can afford to advertise on the Super Bowl.
* Outpost.com ran three commercials over the Super Bowl about how they wanted people to remember their logo, so they were doing a particular stunt such as shooting a hamster through the O in their logo (they missed...several times), tattooing their logo on the foreheads on pre-schoolers, arranging a high-school band into the form of their logo, and then releasing the rabid wolverines. People recalling the commercial remember everything but who the logo was for.
* Old Zune ads. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feVYDw9SZ2M Get]] a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJNS7HK1AuA 30-second blip]] of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9W9S6PCyNnQ some unrelated animation]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWdThJS60B4 slap on the Zune logo]] at [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8XhcZ68gnc the last few seconds.]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA This ad]] for television provider [=DirecTV=]. Ostensibly a commercial about getting the best while saving money -- but all anyone really remembers is "OMG ADORABLE MINI-GIRAFFE '''WANT'''!"
* That commercial where there's a line of various technologies falling and smacking into one another; a car, phone, SPACE SHUTTLE... but when the last domino falls and hits the product theyre touting, you just too busy thinking COOL to remember the name... It was a smartphone right?
* During the World Cup, there was one '''very popular''' Argentine ad to support the national soccer team [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyzk8I7iHwE]]. It was a 2 minutes footage of very clumsy, out-of-shape and generally bad amateur soccer players, ending up with the slogan ''"Do your best, for all of us that didn't make it"''. The ad was brilliant to say the least, since every Argentinian is considered a to [[ThisLoserIsYou be a failed soccer wannabe]]. It was fun, it was heart-warming, it combined perfectly with the urge of the World Cup, and it even included the precious [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDbNeb0otlY ''notti magiche'']]. The catch? It was a ''cellphone'' advertisement! (not that anybody noticed)
** This is not uncommon. Another Argentine advertisement talked about a parody [[OneHitWonder summer hit song]] called ''"I'll dig, dig my sunshade in your sand"'' [[note]]''Clavo que clavo la sombrilla''[[/note]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEz3iDTPG0]]. It listed the usual tropes from [[OneHitWonder summer hit songs]], [[AffectionateParody trying to show how ridicule they were]] (''In summer, hits are more dangerous than the sun''), and motivating you to buy a cellphone with MP3 player. It back-fired. [[SpringtimeForHitler The song became immensely popular]], with every disco ever playing it over and over. In the end, [[IndecisiveParody it was a summer hit song on its own]], and nobody ever remembered the cellphones CTI was trying to sell.
* The ad for the Android Razor looks like a trailer for a movie about a flying razor blade.
* In summer/fall 2010 the first ad for MonsterHigh was all over channels like Nickelodeon. However, the ad featured a British voice introducing the viewer to the first six characters who were all shown animated and talking a bit about themselves. It told you to go to the website but it didn't explain what the website was like very well. And nowhere in the ad was there any evidence(unless the tiny Mattel logo at the very end counts) that Monster High is a doll line. This is a very, VERY rare example of a toy ad of all things doing this trope.
* [[http://gameads.gamepressure.com/tv_game_commercial.asp?ID=3417 And what exactly does this have to do with Gamecube?]]
* And, of course, the classic: Apple's ''1984'' commercial, mentioned in the second page quote.
** Parodied in Futurama with the new Planet Express ad (which was designed by a Gordon Gecko expy from the 80s), which gave us this gem
-->'''Leela:''' That was terrible! People won't even know what we do.
-->'''Bender:''' I don't even know what we do. Nah, just kidding! What are we, like, a bus or something?
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfxZQebVqzU This commercial for]] ''[[VideoGame/PaRappaTheRapper Um Jammer Lammy]]''. As one YouTube commenter said:
--> Uh, I thought that was lame. I mean You see a pool and a Car drive through it, Wouldn't you think that would be an ad for a racing game?
* ''Sopwith'' was a game created to demonstrate a proprietary network, but it had a single-player option. The game went on to become a beloved computer game. The network wasn't successful.
* ''Three'' launched an ad campaign (that was successful!) of a pony dancing and moonwalking around a field. It became a viral hit with the tagline "Silly stuff. It matters." Now, Three are most well known for being a mobile network provider, but are also an Internet Service Provider and had it not been for "Keep on internetting" at the end, one might've never guessed that it was for broadband as opposed to a mobile network.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP3cyRRAfX0 This]] is a partial example, as it looks like an ad to encourage girls' interest in STEM subjects, but is actually an ad for Verizon...Verizon's foundation to encourage girls' interest in STEM, that is
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[[folder:Food & Drink]]
* Advertising/{{Orangina}}. Because when you think of citrus fruit sodas, you think of CGI PettingZooPeople dancing suggestively.
** The print ads border on [[http://e621.net/data/c5/35/c535931c780e976607714a6fe91b36ea.jpg actual porn]] (if tame cheesecake imagery counts as porn for you).
* Mountain Dew's live-action versions of the ''Magazine/{{MAD}}'' "Spy vs. Spy" comics were technically superb, keeping to the spirit and fun of the source material — and generally failed to make the connection to their product, other than having the victorious spy enjoy a Dew in the final seconds.
* {{Urban Legend}}s surrounding the sudden stop of the Taco Bell chihuahua ads were eventually debunked on Snopes.com with a simple explanation — the massively popular ads were cut because they simply didn't increase sales.
* Similarly, the California Raisins were ''massively'' popular, even having their own merchandise and ''animated series'', but didn't increase sales of raisins.
* Creator/MelBrooks did a CaptainErsatz version of his 2,000-Year-Old Man for Ballantine Beer, creating the phrase [[MemeticMutation "There's a party in my mouth."]][[note]] After sipping a beer he actually said, "My tongue just threw a party for my mouth!"[[/note]] He received fan mail saying people loved the ads, but hated the beer, while many others assumed he was doing the original character and didn't get the brewery connection.
* An early-1990s commercial for a beer which had some beer-drinkers wanting to try something new, be it "Grandpa's Old Fuzzy Ale" or "Benedict Arnold Pittsburgh Lager". Most people probably won't remember the beer which was actually being promoted.
** For that matter, nearly ''all'' American and Canadian beer commercials are arguably examples of this trope. Advertising regulations in both countries prohibit actual on-camera consumption of alcoholic beverages, and touting any (supposed) specific benefits of drinking their product (increased popularity, sex appeal, and such). As a result, commercials for major brands have long resorted to such clichι elements as bikini-clad women or wilderness vacations gone awry.
*** The exception is the Alexander Keith's ads, which were memorable for featuring a guy in a kilt and muttonchops yelling at people for "not givin' the brew the respect it deserves!" On the downside, everyone remembers it for being the beer drunk by loud annoying guys with really bad Scottish accents (Nova Scotian accents don't sound like that) and one actor being convicted for possessing child pornography. The ads don't air anymore.
** This may explain Australian beer ads, either a hilarious send-up of adverts in general or filled with Australian in-jokes and parodies [[LandDownUnder stereotypes]], though these actually fit well with the Australian beer-drinking culture. One example: A melanoma-ridden alcoholic is involved in a racially-motivated attack.
** A couple of ads for Labatt's Blue in the late 1990s feature a large group of people coming together and a popular song (the first was a guy serenading his girlfriend with "Sweet Caroline" and people coming out of the woods to join in, and the second a smirking Village People gathering)...because "anything can happen out of the blue." Indeed.
** Guinness ads tend to come in two flavours — entertaining adverts that are clearly advertising beer, and ''very'' [[TrueArt artistic adverts]]. Where the line is tends to be a matter of debate, although the River of Life ones are probably the former and the current Domino Alley ones are probably the latter, but not as far into the latter as some of their ads have gotten in the past.
** On the other hand, a by now three decades old series of [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zcs3s9-bLM Dutch TV commercials for Grolsch beer]], showing craftsmen at work, all of them ending with the slogan "Vakmanschap is Meesterschap (Craftsmanship is Mastery)" has been so recognizable that nearly everyone old enough to have seen them still remembers them '''and what they were promoting''' even with just the opening bars of the signature tune.
* There's a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LJOFtx9N30 commercial]] about a cat who lived with a woman. During the night, he leaves and wanders around inside a nightclub. The cat returns to the woman's apartment for the punchline "Have you been out chasing the [[strike:[[{{Mondegreen}} bats]]]] birds again?" At this point, the logo for Bacardi rum (the silhouette of a bat) is seen, mysteriously dangling from the cat's collar, and the commercial ends.
* Another British example. Back in the 1970s, there was a very popular series of adverts featuring Joan Collins and Leonard Rossiter, which always ended with the advertised drink being poured all over Joan. The catch? Everyone thought they were advertising Martini & Rossi, when the ads were actually for a different but similar drink.
* Some Snickers commercials count, like Sir Snacksalot. It features the Snickers candy bar with "Sir Snacksalot" in the same font printed on it. You wouldn't know it's for Snickers unless you look at the candy bar that the guy is eating.
** Snickers also has a weird campaign where the tagline is "you're not yourself when you're hungry, so grab a Snickers", but they only say that at the very last second. Until then, it's just some random celebrity AdamWesting with some schlubs.
* This non-Japanese ad where two girls where getting saved from some mean guy and their gym coach by a Godzilla-sized rubber ducky, all done in Japanese. It was for Coca-Cola's Oasis beverage. Somehow, Rubber Duckzilla was meant to connect to the tagline "For people who don't like water". Their first ad with this tagline was about a girl and her Cactus boy lover eloping. Presumably the cactus boy is meant to not need a lot of water and [[YouFailLogicForever so would for some reason prefer not to drink it]] and the rubber duck...floats? On the whole, the eloping lovers and two Japanese girls with a hidden secret would've made better ads for gay rights.
* The [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swDzAPvj6k8 Great American Soups]] ad, the most expensive TV ad ever at the time (featuring top-of-her-field tap dancer Ann Miller and a complete BusbyBerkeleyNumber), was ''hugely'' popular and extremely effective at getting people to buy soup. Unfortunately, the ad didn't manage to impress the brand name on buyers; they bought the familiar Campbell's brand instead.
* Gatorade had an ad campaign that (presumably) parodied this. The entire video was grayscaled and had various people scroll past doing random hand motions. It ended by saying "What is G?", never once coming close to mentioning the product.
** The ad campaign also featured a series of faces ending in the "G" logo with no mention of Gatorade. It wasn't until well into the campaign that they used the faces of recognizable athletes.
** This campaign was made in the middle of a major rebranding, and anyone vaguely familiar with the product would probably have ''guessed'' Gatorade, so this was likely done to raise interest and draw attention to the new packaging (with the new "G" logo) and the new focus (hardworking athletes, eventually tying into the subsequent "Win from Within" slogan and "Prime/Perform/Recover" schtick, plus the changed names).
* There was a British campaign which featured surreal little vignettes, ending with a picture of a soft drink can and words like "Hypno", "Appe", "Trauma", "Bap", and "Dogma". Turns out they were for a drink called..."Tizer". Get it?
* For years, Swedish grocery store chain ICA has run a series of sitcom ads that take place in an ICA store with a recurring cast of characters. While the commercials themselves are very popular, and the characters are familiar to most TV-watching Swedes, the viewers would be hard pressed to mention a single product that has been advertised. This is mostly due to the way the ads consist of comedy shorts that very rarely mention the products in the dialogue, simply zooming in on them and showing their price but simultaneously distracting the viewers with humoristic dialogue. This is somewhat excusable, since ICA's primary purpose is to get you into the store, rather than to buy the product featured in the ad. They don't much care whether you buy the bread that's on sale--although they'll include it, since a few people ''will'' notice--but rather whether you remember the name of the store and thus choose to go there to do your shopping.
* "WAZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" It's easy to forget that this 1990s CatchPhrase came from a Budweiser commercial because it overshadowed the presence of beer in the commercial.
* The Cadbury ads featuring a gorilla drumming to Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight"...in fact you wouldn't have realized Cadbury too quickly, sans the logo at the beginning and the purple background. Nevertheless, the ads were a huge hit and "In the Air Tonight" even re-entered the charts. Then they came back with the eyebrow dancing one...
* A series of ads for Starbucks go "Starbucks logo, person talking about their personal life (a glass blower who is intrigued by fire, a scooter rider who likes antique scooters), Starbucks logo and web address". The people who are shown in the ads don't mention Starbucks and are not seen drinking it.
* [[http://www.reklampub.com/publicite-whisky-johnnie-walker-keep-walking-the-giant/ This]] new Brazilian ad shows us how [[WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic "the giant (Brazil) is no longer asleep"]] and features special effects that seem to come straight from a Creator/MichaelBay movie. It's an ad for ''whisky''.
* An ad for V8 Fusion juice consists of a carrot looking at himself in the bathroom mirror, and a voice over describing a moisture cream made from banana extract, "so you can smell and taste like bananas", and going like your typical shaving commercial complete with a female character feeling his chin. Cut to another carrot watching it as a commercial on TV and mentioning he wants some of the product. Cue tag-line "all vegetables want to taste like fruit".
* The Cherry Coke ads in the late '90s, which showed teenagers doing various ridiculous things, followed by giant words flashing on the screen saying "Do something different."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc This]] commercial is pretty clever for its use of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buttered_cat_paradox buttered cat paradox]], but you wouldn't know it was a "Flying Horse" commercial unless you paid attention to the split-second shots near the end or stuck around for the brand card at the end.
* A few people are sitting around in a waiting room. Suddenly, a guy in a duck costume comes in, and starts playing Duck, Duck, Goose. Then, a guy in a goose costume walks in. The duck suddenly shouts "GOOSE!" and tackles said goose for the amusement of all. So, what were they selling? [[spoiler: Vitamin water.]] The only chance you would know is if you heard the blurb at the start mentioning the product and the duck sampling it at the end shot.
* In [[TheEighties 1987]], Spuds [=McKenzie=], a Bull terrier, was used as the mascot for Bud Light beer. Unfortunately, MoralGuardians were up in arms as they thought this cute dog was part of a plot to get children drinking alcohol, despite an official investigation by the Federal Trade Commission that determined otherwise. Even so, with the Spuds [=McKenzie=] controversy gathering more attention than the beer itself, Budweiser discontinued the character in 1989. Years later, however, they introduced ''another'' cute dog mascot, who still shows up in Bud commercials up to now.
* Coke Zero's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTkNsxNs-Us It's not your fault]] commercial seems to advertise some ''World Of Worldcraft''esque MMO game far more than it does the beverage it want's you to buy.
* Kit-Kat used to love playing its obnoxious jingle over every commercial. For whatever reason, though, come TheNewTens they decided that the jingle had to go...but kept the melody. So now their commercials consists of people eating Kit-Kats (or doing Kit-Kat-related activities, like you do), all to the beat of the melody. The problem is that at this point there's a good chunk of the population that's never ''heard'' the original jingle, so the rhythmic crunching is foreign to them. To the uninitiated, the commercials end up becoming nothing more than a random series of images followed by the Kit-Kat logo tagged onto the end.
* In 2013 there was a great commercial for some art colle- oh wait, it was for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpyRi6Wi0sU Absolut Vodka]]. Aside from a single blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot near the beginning, the vodka doesn't appear until the last 10 seconds of the minute-and-a-half commercial (and even then its easy to miss). Its particularly amusing since it really would make a great commercial for a prestigious art school, but as it stands it almost seems to say [[UnfortunateImplications "drink Absolut, and you'll have LSD-like hallucinations"]]...
** For even more fun, it seems to have [[ColbertBump boosted the popularity of the musician]] whose music appeared in the commercial more than the vodka itself. Great job, marketing department!
* in the UK a series of TV ads appeared for months showing restaurant chefs waylaying home cooks and preventing them from cooking. The ad would finish with the slogan "DON'T COOK! JUST EAT!" (or slight variations). Turns out that they are a [[http://www.just-eat.co.uk/ website]] that allows you to order takeaway dishes on-line from a variety of restaurants. Who knew?
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[[folder:Health-Related]]
* As early as the 1960s, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErgdUhZteqw this commercial]] with the catchphrase "Mamma mia, atsa one spicy meatball!" was discontinued, not because it was offensive to people of Italian heritage, but because viewers couldn't remember exactly which Italian-food brand it was advertising — probably because it was actually advertising Alka Seltzer, an indigestion remedy!
* The original Claritin commercials involved bright, beautiful scenery and happy music. They were very uplifting and memorable, at least at the time...yet what they actually were selling remained a mystery for some time, making this the most famous effect of YesButWhatDoesZataproximetacineDO?
* A case of ''literally'' being distracted by the shiny — there's a TV ad where animated pipe robots walk around in their city, and it's an ad for some medicine that fixes your "pipes".
** The product in question is called vesicare and the product helps with bladder leakage.
* A lot of ads for feminine hygiene products used to be this way — usually a woman clad in a diaphanous gown walking along a beach somewhere trailing her feet in the water and letting the wind blow through her hair. At the end, there'd be a brief logo for Maxipad or whatever and some innocuous tagline like "Maxipad: just because". These days, what with the feminist movement and all, commercials for these products (and ED) are a bit more upfront about these things...to the point that the "U line by Kotex" campaign [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRf35wCmzWw parodied the "old method"]] '''hard'''.
** One example of sanitary napkins... er... sanitized is a(n in)famous series of print ads from the late 1940s through the mid 1950s featured gorgeous paintings of glamorous women in fancy dress, with tagline "Modess. Because." The reader can be forgiven for asking, "Because ''what''?" See many of the ads [[http://entertainment.webshots.com/album/573243335lfPnNU here.]]
* Head-On, apply directly to the forehead. Head-On, apply directly to the forehead. Head-On, apply directly to the forehead. (The manufacturer wanted to avoid making factual claims about its headache-relieving properties — the "active" ingredient is homeopathic {it's mostly wax} — to avoid legal trouble. Draw your own conclusions.)
* One Pantene commercial is about five minutes long and shows a story about a deaf Asian girl who wants to learn how to play the violin. Fighting past a girl bully and having her violin broken, she gets onstage at a concert and plays a song so well that it gets a standing ovation. ''And the violin has been taped back together.'' The Pantene logo and the caption "Shine" appear at the very end. Up until that point, the only hints this was a shampoo commercial were the many lingering shots of the girl's luscious black hair — you could easily mistake it for a music academy, or a school for the deaf, or even a movie trailer.
* Lunesta is a brand of prescription sleep aid. Their original commercials had people falling asleep, a beautiful, glowing luna moth flying around, and a voiceover telling you to talk to your doctor to learn more. The new commercials have the same moth flying in front of a black background, and the words "follow the wings." That's it. The words "Lunesta", "insomnia", or even "sleep" never appear.
** The new Lunesta ads (in Canada, at least) have the luna moth tucking people in, with a voice-over talking about Lunesta's effects.
** Some US Lunesta commercials may be intentionally invoking this trope to mitigate disclosure laws. The ads feature a glowing moth flying around while a voice talks very fast about [[SideEffectsInclude all the horrible side-effects that can occur (you know, Death, Sudden Irreversible Brain Failure, that sort of thing)]]. "Don't pay attention to what we're saying! Look at the pretty butterfly instead! Oh, and: Lunesta."
*** Under U.S. law, if the ad does not mention the name of the drug or say what the drug is intended to treat, the ad does not have to include the required disclaimer (listing side effects, warnings, etc.).
** Their newest ad features numerous moths flying from houses at night, and then zooming out to show entire cities (and eventually, the entire continental U.S.) glowing in their green color. But the kicker? Aside from mentioning that its "brought to you by Sunovion" (the drug's manufacturer, a very unfamiliar name to those who ''don't'' use it), the ad contains no reference to sleep or even Lunesta ''at all'', and instructs viewers to "join us" at [[http://projectluna.com/ projectluna.com]]. However, the expectation for this campaign is for its users to put the pieces together, as the site contains additional resources and services as a companion.
* There was a series of commercials showing people scaling cliffs and overcoming other obstacles, with the last shot showing the word "Zyrtec" carved into stone or otherwise worked into the scenery. At the time (before you could just Google things like this) people genuinely wondered and debated what Zyrtec was. It was actually a new allergy medicine.
* Some years ago a new drug was on the market. The ad featured shots of a nurse in a maternity ward, as she lovingly blanketed, diapered, fed, weighed, and cuddled various adorable babies, or brought them to their parents to do the same, as the announcer read a list of side effects and urged viewers to "ask your doctor if [blah] is right for you!" They do not mention what the drug is for; but you can guess it's a fertility drug, right? Wrong -- it was for migraines.
* Viagra commercials have a guy pulling his trailer out of the mud while a voice talks about not letting your age hold you back before briefly mentioning erectile dysfunction. At least Cialis commercials imply what it is used for.
* On that note, Levitra (another ED pill) had an ad where a guy throws a football at a tire and hits the edge a few times before ultimately throwing it straight through the middle. That's it, that's the visual representation you get. Comedian Russ Meneve joked that he once took Levitra for a pick-up football game because of the ad: "Long story short, I got tackled and my penis snapped in half."
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[[folder:Home Products]]
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P82A1Bn5ghY A decidedly NSFW example from Germany]] — hardware store chain Hornbach had commercials for wooden ceiling panels that showed a couple getting busy, with the man suddenly staring distractedly past the woman and up at the ceiling, mouthing his discontent with the panelling. Due to a hugely successful comedy act by Michael Mittermeier ("stop the ad, I want to see them [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] again"), the word "[[BeamMeUpScotty Holzdeckenlamellen]]" has become incredibly funny in the right circles...but nobody ever seems to remember what company the commercial was for in the first place. One could also mention that Hornbach has a history of either totally-out-of-the-way ads like this and so-straightforward-it's-totally-out-of-the-way as having [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blixa_Bargeld Blixa Bargeld]] just read the catalogue (in a dramatic fashion).
* The live-action 1956 short ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOd-ZhoWcc8 Once Upon A Honeymoon]]'' is supposed to be selling new models and colored variations of telephones (to match any decor). Good luck trying to figure that out without anyone telling you, though. In the words of the confused hosts of ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'' (whose commentary can be viewed [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GNpElbvcDw here]]):
-->''"Wait a minute, what the hell was that about, anyway?"''
** Also familiar to fans of MST3K is ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drHQZdw_s0g Young Man's Fancy]]'', which is apparently supposed to be selling kitchen appliances. Non-riffed version [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uMLVRWwEg8 here]].
* There was a wonderfully memorable commercial a few Christmases back for Lowe's, featuring a little kid stumbling down the stairs scrubbing his eyes and tells his dad that he can't sleep. Dad responds that he's just nervous about the big day, escorts him down the dark hallway, opens the door to show light just pouring out and a room bright as day from all the Christmas lights. Not one mention of Lowe's until the logo flashes up at the end.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMtyOCoqHTk This advert]] for John Lewis. Nice concept, brilliantly executed ([[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBWmxvjPNaQ and they later posted a video showing how)]]. Unfortunately, unless you already know what John Lewis is and what they sell, utterly useless because the advert tells you nothing about them other than they're somehow related to people and/or growing up (it looks like a life insurance advert; John Lewis is actually an upmarket home products store). And if you already knew about John Lewis, it does nothing but remind you that they exist.
** Since then, John Lewis seem to ''specialise'' in this sort of advert. In 2012 they gave us [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jiJShJfqmY&list=PL741EED19CB51FCDF&index=7 the story]] of a couple who have a relationship despite the fact her half of the screen is in TheRoaringTwenties and his is in TheNewTens. ([[FridgeLogic How did she recieve that e-mail, anyway?]]) Their [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSLOnR1s74o&list=PL996CF5CBE2120960 Christmas]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N8axp9nHNU adverts]] at least include the concept of buying things. Kind of.
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[[folder:Insurance]]
* One Dutch insurance company is famous for its advertisement catchphrase "Even Apeldoorn bellen" ("Just call Apeldoorn", Apeldoorn being the city in the Netherlands where their head office is); they've used the phrase for over a decade, but people tend to forget which company it is. Then again, there's only one insurance company with their head office in Apeldoorn so that's okay.
** A second, less successful company coined the catchphrase "Foutje, bedankt!" ("Mistake, thanks!") which reached meme levels for a few months, except that nobody has an inkling who or what it was supposed to be advertising. This campaign was quickly dropped once the ad agency clued in.
** Yet another used the catchphrase "Gelukkig heb ik meer verstand van verzekeren (Luckily, I know more about insurance)". This was an insurance broker visiting people at work, then asking if he could try his hand at what they were doing (usually something very specific and involved), going ahead more or less without their acknowledgement, and pulling it off successfully. His closing line, as he hands back the tools, controls, car keys, whatever, is "Gelukkig heb ik meer verstand van verzekeren". Again, no-one remembers the insurance company.
* The AFLAC duck, at the end of it you know that there's AFLAC and there are ducks...but at least ducks aren't acronyms. [[note]](The acronym is for American Family Life Assurance Company.)[[/note]]
** AFLAC is getting a little better. "If you are hurt and can't work, it won't hurt to miss work."
** They always mentioned what they do (supplemental insurance), but most viewers [[DistractedByTheShiny don't take their focus off the duck]].
** The current AFLAC commercial in Japan features a woman having a tea party with the duck and a cat. What this has to do with life insurance, we're not sure.
** Later AFLAC commercials also feature the "Major Medical" pigeon, but it's not entirely clear whether he's competing or cooperating with the duck, or really why he's there at all.
** The duck is cooperating with him, according to the people in the ad, but by the time the duck starts [[JiveTurkey breakdancing]] you can be forgiven for forgetting the message in your sudden desire to see the duck fed to an alligator.
* The Advertising/{{GEICO}} commercials are no better. They have a gecko, a caveman, a wad of bills with googly-eyes glued to it, '''and''' a [[TheTwilightZone Rod Serling]]-esque guy. [[Series/ThirtyRock Just pick a mascot and stick with it, already]]!
** Geico's gotten a little better about this lately, but their ads still don't really have anything to do with car insurance. All most people can recite are "Geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance" with the current "Can GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?" and then acting out various idioms and turns of phrase literally (for example, showing woodchucks chucking wood, having three people attempt to tango, etc). The best one so far has been "Does a former drill sergeant make a bad therapist?", with RLeeErmey. The ad team at GEICO is incredibly creative.
** Geico's advertisements do succeed at the ''crucial'' thing — you'll always remember them as Geico, and that you could save 15% on car insurance by switching.
*** Unless you take a moment to [[OfferVoidInNebraska get a quote from them]]. Of course, the key word in the advertisement is ''could'', not ''will''.
** Sometimes, the little pig from one of the above commercials about idioms has been seen doing extreme sports like street luge and ziplining with no connection whatsoever to Geico till the end.
** Now they have the strangest-and dumbest mascots of two guitar players asking 'how much people save' with something inane and stupid in the beginning. Such as 'Happier than a Witch in a Broom Factory'.
* State Farm's hands aren't completely clean here — to go by their 2010-2011 ad campaign, saying their slogan out loud will cause sensitive, rebellious, lantern-jawed guys to appear and sit on your car. There may be something in there about coverage or some shit, but who needs ''that'' when you can spawn chunkheads (and [[ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]!) from thin air? Also, apparently, saying their slogan summons a State Farm agent from thin air so you can get anything you want -- that has ''nothing'' to do with insurance coverage.
* The General's auto insurance commercials have a cartoon General and a silent penguin sidekick. Most questions about The General concern why there's a penguin in these commercials.
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* One infamous Super Bowl ad for Nuveen Investments (a company TheOtherWiki describes as "a global provider of investment services to institutions and high-net-worth investors in the asset management industry", which probably means either a stockbroker or a hedge fund) took place TwentyMinutesIntoTheFuture, where man had cured AIDS, cancer, and spinal cord injuries, then showed Christopher Reeve, aided by CGI, getting out of his wheelchair and walking. There were massive protests from those who didn't pay attention to the premise of the commercial and felt lied to afterward.
* The Pets.Com commercial mascot, a talking sock puppet dog, managed to outlive the very company he was invented to advertise and now hawks, of all things, cheap car loans.
* E* Trade came out with an ad about a man being wheeled through an emergency room who had an unusual medical condition — he had money coming out the wazoo. The point of the ad was that, unless you had the same "problem", you should consider their services.
* The "Adventures of Series/{{Seinfeld}} and {{Superman}}" series was deliberately designed like this. They were supposed to be promoting American Express credit cards, but said cards were only used once or twice per short (each of which ran for five minutes) while the rest of the time was [[SeinfeldianConversation Jerry and Superman talking about nothing]].
* The commercial for Visa Check Card several years ago, starring Yao Ming ("Can I write a check?" "Yo!" "It's YAO.").
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF6PyIML0hI This commercial]] uses lots of [[BunniesForCuteness cute fuzzy bunnies]] at a fair sweet music to advertise the New York Lottery.
* A series of ads made in the 1990s for Union Bank of Switzerland consisted entirely of mood-lit celebrities, including Harvey Keitel and Ben Kingsley, performing readings of classic poetry (including [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2xA4i257aY "If" by Rudyard Kipling]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krbX-9ugbI4 "Ozymandias" by Percy Shelley]], with the name of the bank only briefly appearing in text at the beginning and end.
* Subverted in spades in the commercials made by Creator/JohnCleese for De Postbank. He is out on the street asking bystanders who invariably tend to know nothing about Giroblauw (De Postbank's payment product), and getting increasingly frustrated by the lack of positive responses; he's been told everyone in The Netherlands uses it or at least knows about it (quite true at the time, actually). Cleese: "Do you use Giroblauw? (say yes or I'll break your arm)". Person, taken aback: "No, but my wife does." Cleese, switching to female at person's side: "So, you use Giroblauw?". Female: "I'm not his wife, I'm his sister." There were longer versions running in movie theaters as well. Everyone old enough to have seen them remembers them, and as the product is repeatedly mentioned as part of the gag, it's impossible to forget.
* J.G. Wentworth's ads featured a catchy song with what they did, their name, and their phone number in the lyrics, neatly averting this.
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* The 2011 commercial for Utah politician Jon Huntsman's Presidential campaign, which consists solely of a motocross biker riding his motorcycle through a desert and an anecdote that Huntsman headed a rock band in the 1970s. The only thing that tells you it's a political ad is the "Paid for by Jon Huntsman" tag at the very end. Not long after, Creator/ConanOBrien made fun of the commercial by creating an even more bizarre ad featuring senior citizens and house music.
* There's also Mike Gravel's ads, currently featured on LeaveTheCameraRunning, which involve him staring creepily into the camera and then walking away, and him stoking a campfire, both ads run for several minutes but never actually say what they're about.
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* Parodied in the mock-infomercial "[[Creator/AdultSwim Icelandic Ultra Blue]]". Apparently it's something medical and sinister.
* A recurring theme in the British version of ''Series/TheApprentice'' -- one team will be led by someone with an "artistic vision", the other team will make something "tacky" that shouts the product name and concept at you, and the shouty team will win because Lord Sugar can't stand "artsy fartsy stuff".
** Given that irrelevant adverts were one of the things Lord Sugar nominated when he was the guest on {{Room 101}}, you'd think they'd catch on to this.
* One episode of ''Series/HappyEndings'': Dave shoots a commercial for his sandwich truck, [[PunnyName Steak Me Home Tonight]], but spends the time talking about nostalgic things from his childhood like playing chess in the park, and talking with his dad over hotdogs. He forgets to mention the name of his truck. He later runs into a man, who reconnected with his father because of the ad, as they go to get hotdogs.
* ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' uses and parodies this in "Rixty Minutes". Watching inter-dimensional TV, one of the ads is for "Turbulent Juice", which is (seemingly) a cleaning product that overdoes the sex appeal, leaving Morty bewildered when it overlaps with DadaAd.
-->'''Morty''': ''What in the Hell?!''\\
'''Rick''': Sex sells, Morty.\\
'''Morty''': Sex sells ''what?'' Was that, like, a movie? ''Or, like, does it clean stuff?!''
* Referenced (predicted?) in JohnBrunner's novel ShockwaveRider (1974). A game accessory let people tweak commercials as they were playing, which led to people ignoring the product ''...it wasn't "that Coke ad" or "that plug for Drano" — it was "the one where you can make her swipe him in the chops."''
* There are billboards around New York that pun on food idioms, such as "Cool As A [picture of a cucumber]" or "Easy As [picture of a slice of pie]". That's the only thing on the billboard. What the heck ''are'' they selling?
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