->'''Ritsuki:''' I find it very sexy when you stare at me like that.\\
'''Mayu:''' (''blushes and covers herself'')\\
'''Ritsuki:''' Err, I mean vexing, I find it ''vexing''.
-->-- ''Manga/MoritaSanWaMukuchi''

Comedy trope: Alice says something. Then Bob says something or something happens that makes it clear that what she just said doesn't make sense. Alice quickly revises her statement and repeats it. OnSecondThought is a more specific case of this, as are some forms of InflationaryDialogue.

Alternatively, Alice attempts a compliment or insult. However, Bob responds with information contradicting what they thought, which could include ComplimentBackfire or InsultBackfire. So, Alice tries again with a new insult or compliment, directly opposed to what they had just said. Could be compounded by a HairTriggerTemper.

Students of rhetoric may describe this as "epanorthosis". If Alice has to retract a practical idea that uses bad methods, it's a case of AndThatWouldBeWrong. If she has to retract a controversial opinion, it's a case of NotThatTheresAnythingWrongWithThat. If she's retracting an opinion based on who else does or doesn't agree with it, it just might be a FavouritismFlipFlop. If she's retracting an insult to someone she hadn't meant to insult, it's because of InsultFriendlyFire.

Of course, sometimes, the character might have accidentally said what they really thought, making a FreudianSlip.



[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* The above dialogue from ''Manga/MoritaSanWaMukuchi'' plays out when [[TheQuietOne Mayu's]] trying to thank Ritsuki for fetching a book for her earlier.


[[folder:Fan Works]]
* An absolutely hilarious one occurs in ''HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality''. Quirrell suggests to Dumbledore that Harry take Occlumency lessons, with the as-of-yet undetermined teacher to have his memory wiped after every training session and an unbreakable vow to not reveal anything.
-->'''Dumbledore:''' Such services are extremely expensive, as you well know, and I cannot help but wonder why you deem them necessary.\\
'''Harry''': If it's money that's the problem, I have some ideas for making large amounts of money quickly--\\
'''Dumbledore''': ''[without missing a beat]'' Thank you Quirinus, your wisdom is now quite evident and I am sorry for disputing it.
* In ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero'', after Kyon receives a longcoat as a gift from Mikuru.
-->'''Kyon:''' I won't be able to get much use out of this until next winter, but I know once I do, I will greatly appreciate this! Asahina-san, I don't know what I've done to deserve such a fine present, but I am very grateful.\\
'''Tsuruya:''' I've seen that coat before. You had it on when you beat up those Sumiyoshi-rengo fellows who hurt Kasai!\\
'''Koizumi:''' Y...yes. I've seen that once before, as well, [[TimeTravel that day you left even Mori-san impressed]].\\
'''Kyon:''' Or, you know, maybe even sooner than that.
* There is also one in ''Time Braid'' after [[GroundhogPeggySue Sakura]] decimates Pein
-->'''Sakura:''' Hell, yeah! 'Not a front-line combatant' [[TookALevelInBadass my ass]], Sasuke! [[TakeThat I am the champion of ass-kicking, you arrogant nutjob.]]\\
''[Sakura looks over and notices Naruto is winning a fight against three copies of himself with their will suppressed to release the Kyuubi entirely]''\\
'''Sakura:'''...Ok, maybe I'm the runner-up. That's alright, I can live with being second to a guy that can knock out the damned Kyuubi.
* In a particular ''Anime/SailorMoon'' story, Sailor Pluto wants to destroy the convent Rei grew up in after hearing how badly the butchered her sex education.
-->'''Usagi''': "You can't destroy a place just because you disagree with their beliefs!"
-->'''Rei''': "Does this mean I'm not going to hell because I care for Usagi?"
-->'''Usagi''': "Burn it down to the ground! Leave no stone atop another!"
* In ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8984362/1/Alpha-and-Omega Alpha and Omega]]'', when [[Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion Shinji]] has taken [[Franchise/MassEffect Councilor Tevos]] hostage, Aria demands to know what's going on.
-->'''Aria''': "Do you still have your Spectre clearance?"
-->'''Tisalla''': "Yes but I really shouldn't-" *DeathGlare from Aria* "-really shouldn't be worrying about that right now."
* ''FanFic/TheHamsterballShow'' has this exchange in its ''Series/GetSmart'' parody:
-->'''Ranger Fink:''' I happen to be an expert on escaping from these traps. Why, I've learned all kinds of escapes from watching four straight hours of ''Series/MythBusters''! Would you believe it? Four hours of ''[=MythBusters=]''!\\
'''Bonk the Hammer:''' I find that hard to believe.\\
'''Ranger Fink:''' Would you believe three hours of ''Series/GilligansIsland''?\\
'''Bonk:''' I don't think so.\\
'''Ranger Fink:''' How about half an hour of ''Series/OddSquad''?


[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/{{Megamind}}'', after Roxanne's report:
-->'''Hal''': Wow, okay, the stuff they make you read on air, that's un-freakin'-believable. It's crazy!\\
'''Roxanne''': I wrote that piece myself, Hal.\\
'''Hal''': What I was trying to say was, I can't believe that in our modern society, they let ''actual art'' get onto the news.\\
'''Roxanne''': Nice save, Hal!
* ''{{WesternAnimation/Robots}}''
-->'''Crank:''' Yeah, 'cause there's seven of us, and only one of you.\\
''[Madame Gaskett's minions appear]''\\
'''Fender:''' Let's see. There's seven of us and eight...nine...\\
'''Crank:''' Did you count that one?\\
'''Fender:''' I think so. Will you all quit moving around? It's so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!
* In ''Disney/BeautyAndTheBeast'':
-->'''[=LeFou=]:''' That crazy old loon! He needs all the help he can get!\\
'''Gaston:''' ''(laughs uproariously)''\\
'''Belle:''' Don't talk about my father that way!\\
'''Gaston:''' Yeah! Don't talk about her father that way!
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Shrek}}:''
-->'''Donkey''': Wow. Who would want to live in a dump like ''that''?\\
'''Shrek''': ''That'' would be my home.\\
'''Donkey''': And it is '''lovely!''' You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a ''nice'' boulder.
* In ''WesternAnimation/TheRoadToElDorado'' when Tulio and Miguel first set off to find the treasure.
-->'''Miguel:''' ''(dramatically cutting away foliage)'' The trail that we blaze! ''(the foliage falls, revealing solid stone behind it)'' ''(points to the side)'' ''That'' trail that we blaze!

[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* ''Film/MeanGirls''. On the DVDCommentary the creators note that the principal has a pattern of trying to sound authoritative and then immediately backing off from whatever he said.
-->'''Principal:''' I will keep you all night if I have to.\\
'''Teacher:''' We can't keep them past 4:00.\\
'''Principal:''' I will keep you till 4:00.
* ''Film/HistoryOfTheWorldPartI'':
-->'''Moses:''' The Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...\\
''[one of the three tablets falls and breaks]''\\
'''Moses:''' ... ten. Ten Commandments.
* ''Film/BackToTheFuture Part III'':
-->'''Buford:''' Let's finish it, right now!\\
'''Underling:''' Uh, not now, Buford. Marshal's got our guns.\\
'''Buford:''' Like I said, we'll finish this tomorrow!\\
'''Underling:''' Tomorrow we're robbing the Pine City stage.\\
'''Buford:''' What about Monday? We doing anything Monday?\\
'''Underling:''' No, you can kill him on Monday.\\
'''Buford:''' I'll be back this way on Monday!
* ''Film/TheThreeMusketeers1973''
-->'''Cardinal Richelieu''': Do you know your accuser? Who brought you here?\\
'''M. Bonacieux''': [pointing at Rochefort] That! That is the man!\\
'''Cardinal Richelieu''': Take him away!\\
'''M. Bonacieux''': That is not the man! It was another man altogether!
* ''Film/TheNakedGun 33 1/3'' (1994)
-->'''Rocko Dillon''': [firing gun over audience's heads] Freeze, and nobody gets hurt!\\
''[grip falls from the rafters]''\\
'''Rocko Dillon''': Well, from now on!
* From ''Film/FierceCreatures'', Rollo loses it and gives his zoo's employees a scathing critique of their new corporate owner:
-->'''Rollo:''' I think the whole Octopus philosophy is poison. The only aim of any and every [=McCain=] business is to downsize and halve the quality, to make enough money to acquire another business to downsize and halve the quality, to make enough money to acquire ''another'' business to downsize, etc., etc., without ever running a single one of them really well. And if anyone ever raises the question of quality, they're immediately attacked as an elitist, because at Octopus it's considered morally offensive to talk about anything but money. All so that Mr. Rod [=McCain=] can feel a little more powerful every day. That's why, instead of running this ''wonderful'' zoo properly, we've got to spoil it in order to finance his next ''mindless'' acquisition.
-->''[notices Willa, [=McCain=]'s employee, standing behind him]''
-->'''Rollo:''' ''(without flinching)'' On the other hand, he is a remarkable man--
* ''Film/ThePrincessBride'':
-->'''Inigo:''' Give us the gate key.\\
'''Yellin:''' I have no gate key.\\
'''Inigo:''' [[TheBigGuy Fezzik]], tear his arms off.\\
'''Yellin:''' Oh, you mean ''this'' gate key.
* Happens to Willy Wonka in ''Film/WillyWonkaAndTheChocolateFactory'', twice. "We have so much time and so little to do -- Wait. Strike that. Reverse it." (Becomes RetCanon in the source novel's sequel ''Literature/CharlieAndTheGreatGlassElevator'' and is also incorporated into [[Theatre/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory the 2013 stage musical version]] of ''Factory''.)
* From ''UnderworldEvolution''
-->'''Marcus:''' Viktor fashioned two keys. What do you know of them?\\
'''Tanis:''' Keys? I don't know of any keys.\\
''[Marcus spears Tanis in the shoulders and pulls him across the table]''\\
'''Tanis:''' Oh... yes. Yes, those keys.
* In ''Film/HotFuzz'', Danny and Nick are discussing Nicolas' role model.
-->'''Nicholas''': It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake - arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn't stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek.\\
'''Danny''': He sounds like a good bloke.\\
'''Nicholas''': [[BrokenPedestal Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students.]]\\
'''Danny''': ''[in the exact same tone]'' What a cunt.
* ''Film/TheAvengers''
-->'''[[Comicbook/IncredibleHulk Bruce Banner:]]''' I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him.\\
'''Film/{{Thor}}''': Take care how you speak. [[BigBad Loki]] may be beyond reason, [[ThickerThanWater but he is of Asgard and he is my brother]].\\
'''ComicBook/BlackWidow''': [[AxCrazy He killed eighty people in two days]].\\
'''Thor''': ...he's adopted.
* ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail'' likes this trope. It occurs when Lancelot begins swearing vengeance for Concorde's death, and when the Lord of Swamp Castle begins to eulogize the father of Princess Lucky.
* ''Film/TheGreatEscape'':
-->'''Von Luger''': Perhaps while you are with us you will have a chance to learn some [manners]. [[PunishmentBox Ten days isolation]], Hilts.\\
'''Hilts''': ''[[InsistentTerminology Captain]]'' Hilts.\\
'''Von Luger''': ...Twenty days.
* ''Film/RatRace'' - said to a butch female biker.
-->'''Randy''': I like your dyke ... BIKE!
* ''Film/HotRod'' as Rod gets over himself to compliment Denise but then loses his nerve and tries to back out of it, and it backfires.
-->'''Rod''': You look pretty.
-->'''Denise''': What?
-->'''Rod''': Uh, I said you look shitty.
* ''Film/HalfBaked'':
--> '''Mary Jane:''' My father was a drug dealer.
--> '''Thorogood:''' That must've been the shit!
--> '''Mary Jane:''' It ruined his life!
--> '''Thorogood:''' That must've been ''shitty.''
* ''Film/InTheLoop'': Malcolm remembers that the person he's talking to hates hearing swear words:
--> '''Malcolm:''' You are a real boring ''fuck''. Sorry, I know that you disapprove of swearing, so I'll sort that out. You are a boring F-star-star-''cunt''!

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* In the "[[Recap/SherlockS01E03TheGreatGame The Great Game]]" episode of ''Series/{{Sherlock}}'', after Molly shows off her new boyfriend Jim to her long-standing crush, Sherlock.
-->'''Sherlock:''' ''[after a very brief SherlockScan, turning back to his work]'' Gay.\\
'''Molly:''' What?\\
'''Sherlock:''' Nothing. ''[flashes Jim an artificial smile]'' Hey.
** Made HilariousInHindsight when we learn [[spoiler: that that was Jim ''[[ArchNemesis Moriarty]]''.]]
* In ''Series/ArrestedDevelopment'', while Gob is talking about why Ann would make a bad girlfriend:
-->'''Gob:''' Plus, she's religious. That one gets pregnant, it stays pregnant. Believe me, I dated a chick like that once in high school. ''{pause}'' No, I didn't.
* In "The Stinson Missile Crisis" episode of ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'', Barney invokes this several times during his various Bimbo Delivery Systems, two commercials and an autodialer.
* A favored technique on ''[[Series/ThirtyRock 30 Rock]]'':
-->'''Kenneth:''' I will buy Mr Donaghy a new pair of pants!\\
'''Assistant:''' Those pants cost $2,500.\\
'''Kenneth:''' I will find Mr Donaghy's pants!
* ''Series/{{Scrubs}}'':
-->'''Melody:''' Can you control yourself?\\
'''JD:''' Of course I can.\\
'''Janitor:''' ''[opens the door]'' God is watching.\\
'''JD:''' I can't.\\
'''Janitor:''' Who ''is'' this "God" everyone fears?
* ''Series/PushingDaisies'':
-->'''Louis:''' Am I in heaven?\\
'''Chuck:''' Not yet. We all died, and heaven closes in like five minutes.\\
'''Ned:''' One minute.\\
'''Chuck:''' Heaven closes in like one minute.
* ''Series/{{Heroes}}'':
--> '''Sylar:''' I'm not a serial killer.\\
'''Luke:''' But you've got a pattern. You go after specific victims. You collect mementos.\\
'''Sylar:''' Okay, ''technically'', I'm a serial killer.
* ''Series/That70sShow'':
-->'''Kitty:''' Red, you can run the raffle.\\
'''Red:''' I'm your man.\\
'''Kitty:''' Don't yell at the customers.\\
'''Red:''' I'm kinda your man.\\
'''Kitty:''' And smile.\\
'''Red:''' You need another man.
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'':
--> '''Ximenez:''' NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our ''three'' weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our ''four''...no... ''Amongst'' our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
* ''Series/GossipGirl'':
-->'''Serena''': Look B, I understand why you're reluctant to burst your happy bubble, but I'm not giving up.\\
'''Blair''': I'm sorry if unlike some people, I haven't been on the pill since I was fifteen.\\
'''Serena''': Okay, I'm giving up.
* ''Series/TheWestWing'':
-->'''Bartlet:''' I could fund this initiative out of my pocket!\\
'''Toby:''' It's ten million dollars.\\
'''Bartlet:''' Leo could fund this initiative out of his pocket!
* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration''
-->'''Picard''': I look forward to your report, [[EmbarrassingNickname Mr. Broccoli]].\\
''[everyone on deck [[FacePalm looks ruefully at him]]]''\\
'''Picard, with mortified face''': "Barclay."
* ''TheITCrowd'' had Douglas do one of these when he talked about deleting incriminating files and then quickly added that he only meant to say "files".
** It also happens when Roy is complaining about a girl he dated who was a jerk, and then admits he still slept with her before breaking up.
-->'''Roy''': Every man has a story like this.
-->'''Jen''': This isn't the first time you've mentioned this happening.
-->'''Roy''': Every man has a few stories like this.
* A RunningGag in ''Series/GetSmart'', with Maxwell Smart's claims simultaneously growing less dramatic and more ridiculous, along the lines of:
--> '''Max:''' The entire Navy has this island surrounded! Would you believe it? The entire Navy!\\
'''KAOS agent:''' I find that hard to believe.\\
'''Max:''' Would you believe CONTROL has sent a small boat filled with special ops to rescue me?\\
'''KAOS agent:''' No.\\
'''Max:''' How about two Boy Scouts in a raft with a BB gun?
* ''Radio/RoyalCanadianAirFarce'':
-->'''Stockwell Day:''' Let's look at the facts surrounding my leadership of our party. Since I took over, our founder, Preston Manning, has announced he's getting out of politics. We've had quite a few members leave the party. The latest poll puts our popularity just below E. coli bacteria. Okay, let's ''not'' look at the facts.
* ''{{Blackadder}} the Third'': Blackadder accidentally lets slip how he really sees the relationship between himself and the prince:
-->'''Blackadder''': It's good to be back in the saddle. Did I say saddle? I meant harness.
* ''ThirdRockFromTheSun'':
-->'''Don''': But who's gonna do it?\\
'''Tommy''': I'll do it.\\
'''Don''': Could be dangerous.\\
'''Tommy''': [[ButtMonkey Harry]]'ll do it.
* From ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' episode ''Heart Of Gold'', when the others were trying to convince Jayne to help with a job that was "strictly speculative":
--> '''Jayne''': Don't know these folks, don't much care to.\\
'''Mal''': They're whores.\\
'''Jayne''': I'm in.
* After ''Starbug'' crashes in the ''Series/RedDwarf'' episode "Emohawk: Polymorph II":
-->'''Kryten''': At least [[DreadfulMusician Mr Lister's]] guitar survived intact.\\
''[the Cat casually takes the guitar and smashes it against a bulkhead]''\\
'''Kryten''': Not even Mr Lister's guitar survived intact.
* Series/{{Merlin}} and Arthur are trying to decide what to do with the sleeping Uther to protect him, and Merlin thinks they should disguise him, leading to:
-->'''Arthur''': That might just work.\\
'''Merlin''': We could dress him as a woman!\\
'''Arthur''': ''That,'' on the other hand...\\
'''Merlin''': We could dress him as a servant!\\
'''Arthur''': That's better.
* Series/{{Castle}}: Natalie Rhodes, the actress that is going to play Nikki Heat in a film based on Castle's books, has come to the 12th Precinct to better learn from the source, Beckett. Rhodes slowly becomes more like Beckett, and eventually Beckett and Castle are watching Rhodes doing an uncanny impression of Beckett at the whiteboard.
-->'''Castle''': Everything okay?\\
'''Beckett''': Do I really do that?\\
'''Castle''': Yes. And it's adorable.\\
'''Beckett''': If it's so adorable, why didn't you sleep with me? ''[{{beat}}]'' ''Her'' me, not ''me'' me.
* ''Series/TopGear'':
-->'''Jeremy Clarkson''': ''[regarding a car that had lost a '''door''']'' Still, I'd only lost one thing.\\
''[side mirror falls off]''\\
'''Jeremy''': Two things.
* Played for drama in ''Series/PersonOfInterest'':
-->'''Nathan''': Eight people in the world know [[[BigBrotherIsWatching the Machine]]] exists. We need to keep it that way.\\
'''Alicia''': ''Seven'', Nathan. ''Seven'' people, unless you told someone.\\
'''Nathan''': ''(cue OhCrap)''...Come on, Alicia, [[BlatantLies you know I'm terrible at math]].
* Happens in the ''WhoseLineIsItAnyway'' game ''Quick Change'':
-->'''Brad Sherwood:''' I said I wanted a double whiskey.\\
'''Colin Mochrie:''' I think you've had enough. Look, I'm a very strong woman. \\
'''Wayne Brady:''' ''Change''.\\
'''Colin Mochrie:''' Look, I'm an orangutan in a dress.\\
'''Wayne Brady:''' ''Change''.\\
'''Colin Mochrie:''' I could beat you senseless with one fingernail.
* In the ''Series/MurdochMysteries'' episode "Friday the 13th, 1901", George is trying to put together a police curling team:
-->'''George''': Oh, Detective, thank goodness you're here! Jackson, I'm letting you go.
-->'''Murdoch''': I won't be participating, George.
-->'''George''': Jackson, have another try, you're improving.
* From ''Series/AgentsOfSHIELD'', Agent Ward has to get somewhere.
-->'''Coulson''': Can you get to the North Campus parking lot? We think [the boys] might be there.
-->'''Ward''': That's not far from where I am. I can get there.
-->[Opens door, sees massive super-storm]
-->'''Ward''': [Without change in tone] Yeah, I can't get there.
* In ''Series/HogansHeroes'', Hogan needs to see Klink, who has been arrested. To his fortune, ''Schultz'' is guarding him.
-->'''Colonel Hogan''': I need to see Colonel Klink.
-->'''Sergeant Schultz''': ''(sternly)'' You '''[[LargeHam cannot]]'''!
-->''(Hogan raises a pistol to Schultz's face)''
-->'''Schultz''': ''(cheerfully)'' You '''can'''.

[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
* ''Muppets in Space'':
-->'''Kermit:''' He's one of us. And no matter what happens, no matter what obstacles we face, we ''never'' forget one of our own.\\
'''Fozzie Bear:''' Hey! We left Bunsen and Beaker back at the gas station.\\
'''Kermit:''' Okay... Well, uh, from ''this'' point on, no matter what happens, we never forget one of our own.
* ''MuppetsTonight!'', John Goodman is fighting in a war with a bunch of rats:
-->'''John Goodman:''' Don't worry, I promise to get all of you home back in one piece.\\
''[a rat explodes and then comes back into view with his top torso separated from his bottom torso]''\\
'''John Goodman:''' Okay, maybe several pieces.

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/GrandTheftAutoChinatownWars'': During a random encounter, Huang meets a real estate agent who previously asked Huang to drive him around.
-->'''Huang:''' You still don't have a car?\\
'''Real Estate Agent:''' Why do I need a car when I've got a buddy like you to drive me around?\\
'''Huang:''' I'm not your buddy.\\
'''Real Estate Agent:''' Come on, I'll [[MoneyDearBoy pay you good]]!\\
'''Huang:''' So where are we going, [[OnlyInItForTheMoney buddy]]?
* ''MuvLuv'': When Takeru calls Sumika a slug, combined with InsultToRocks:
-->'''Sumika:''' Gaaaaah!!! Apologize to slugs!\\
'''Takeru:''' Gyahahahahaha!! Do you even know what you're saying!?\\
'''Sumika:''' Shut uuup! Apologize to me too!!
* Features in the interrogation of a hapless guard in ''VideoGame/SplinterCell: Pandora Tomorrow'';
-->'''Guard:''' I... [[BlatantLies I don't speak English]]!\\
'''Sam Fisher:''' [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique I'd be willing to bet your neck]] that you ''do''.\\
'''Guard:''' I speak a little English!
* In ''VideoGame/TalesOfMonkeyIsland Chapter Four: The Trial and Execution of Guybrush Threepwood'', this exchange takes place between Guybrush and [[spoiler:a human and apparently reformed]] [=LeChuck=].
-->'''[=LeChuck=]''': My name is [=LeChuck=], and I can tell you exactly what Guybrush did.
-->'''Guybrush''': Don't listen to him!
-->'''[=LeChuck=]''': You see, Your Honour, the [[HatePlague Pox]] is all my fault!
-->'''Guybrush''': Listen to him!
* [[CreepyGood Cole]] from ''VideoGame/DragonAgeInquisition'' does this sometimes; his purpose in life is to ease people's pain, and since he's not really human, sometimes he says the wrong thing to a person and has to try again until he finds the right way to put someone at ease. The difference between him and most examples is that due to [[LaserGuidedAmnesia his ability to make people forget him]], he can 'erase' his failed attempts and start over from scratch each time.

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** After abandoning the party when they go to rescue his bard, Roy has a change of heart.
--->'''Roy:''' Well, that's gonna change now. Thanks for setting me straight, Dad. I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue Elan!\\
''[Durkon runs by screaming in terror]''\\
'''Roy:''' I'm gonna pack up my gear and go rescue the entire rest of the party!
** Also, in a different strip:
---> '''Vaarsuvius:''' But now we must defend ourselves against two highly skilled legal professionals--\\
'''Lawyer:''' Kitty kitty! Hello, kitty kitty! Hello!\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' ONE highly skilled legal professional and one man in a very expensive suit.
* In ''Webcomic/{{Tweep}}'', regarding [[http://www.tweep.com/comic/?date=08-16-04 embarrassing yearbook pictures]]:
-->'''Jack:''' Now, before you do anything, just remember...we've got witnesses. I mean, "company."
* '''Webcomic/SchlockMercenary''
** An unusually cheerful example appears [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/d/20090204.html toward the end of Book Ten]]:
--->'''TAG:''' Success.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Hah! We're back in the fight!\\
'''Ennesby:''' The fight is over, sir.\\
'''Captain Tagon:''' Hah! The fight's over, and we're still standing!
** Another one [[http://www.schlockmercenary.com/2009-12-02 here]]:
--->'''Ebbirnoth:''' And Lieutenant Pibald here is a '''genius.'''\\
'''Pibald:''' I didn't say anything smart. I was just whining.\\
'''Ebbirnoth:''' And Lieutenant Pibald here is an idiot-savant.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse'':
-->'''Sweetheart''': Sorry friend. That could have gone better. Tip doesn't really have the training for field work. Or the shoes. Sometimes I wonder if being our token human has cracked him even more. When you come to, I'll see that you only deal with the other members of our t--\\
'''Unity''': Sweetheart! Praise me! I punched out these monkeys ''real good!''\\
'''Sweetheart''': With me. You will only deal with me.
** And again when Tip's reaction to her saying "This is a job for Tip" means it becomes "This is a job for Tip, supervised by me."
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': Susan [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2013-02-05 tries to clarify things]].
* In ''Webcomic/CucumberQuest'', [[http://cucumber.gigidigi.com/archive/page-146/ Cucumber tries to nickname Princess Nautilis, and backtracks.]]
* Adding to the humorous {{UST}} of Viana and Thomas in ''Webcomic/DeerMe'':
-->'''Thomas''': I'm moving out.
-->'''Viana''': No, you can't go! I need you! {beat} Toooo...offset the cost of rent here.
-->'''Velvet''': {''smirking''} Mh-hmmm...
* [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2014/9/28/how-to-discuss-your-feelings.html Scott and one of his coworkers]] in ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions''.
-->'''Coworker''': I don't envy your cat. She's dependent on someone else's whims, and she has no freedom.\\
'''[[PointyHairedBoss Mullet Boss]]''': You two'll have to work this Saturday.\\
'''Scott''': Why?\\
'''[[BadBoss Mullet Boss]]''': Because you want to keep your jobs.\\
'''Coworker''': I envy your cat.

[[folder:Web Original]]
* From [[WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog Dr. Horrible]]
-->'''Billy''': I wanna do great things, you know? I wanna be an achiever. Like Bad Horse...
-->'''Penny''': "The Thoroughbred of Sin?!"
-->'''Billy''': ...I meant, "Ghandi".
* ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'':
-->'''Nerd:''' Don't kill me!\\
'''Jason:''' ''[shows ''Friday the 13th'' cartridge]''\\
'''Nerd:''' KILL ME!
* ''LoadingReadyRun'', [[http://loadingreadyrun.com/videos/view/305/Bandwidth-Exceeded Bandwidth Exceeded]].
* ''CheckPoint'', [[http://penny-arcade.com/patv/episode/zyng-and-zag Zyng and Zag]]
-->'''Kathleen''': ''[offering Major Nelson a job at Checkpoint]'' We can't technically ''pay'' you money, but we do have free soda!\\
'''Paul:''' No we don't!\\
'''Kathleen:''' Free water!
* WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick's
** Their ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'' review:
--->"I think everyone remembers their first [[FreudianSlip boner]]... ''Bowie''."
** Later used in her ''YouveGotMail'' review when trying to explain the plot of the movie:
--->''You've Got Mail is a two-hour AOL commercial -- I mean, You've Got Mail is the only title more dated than ShesAllThat - I mean...''
* The ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' review of ''VideoGame/{{Bayonetta}}'' makes a RunningGag of {{Freudian slip}}s due to the game's UpToEleven sexualisation:
-->"Get past the the cock-tease presentation and the game is adequate at breast. Best."
* ''ImAMarvelAndImADC'': Spider-Man lamenting {{Marvel}} losing the licensing to ''{{Transformers}}'' some twenty years ago:
-->'''Spider-Man''': This is the worst decision Marvel has ever ma--\\
''[DeadPool holds up the head of his live-action movie InNameOnly counterpart, a.k.a. [[FanNickname Dude-Peel]]]''\\
'''Spider-Man''': This is the second worst decision Marvel has ever made!
* ToddInTheShadows
** He [[{{Mondegreen}} mishears]] the lyrics to "I've Got Nerve" by Hannah Montana[=/=]Miley Cyrus as "I've Got [[NerfBrand Nerf]]".
---> "Heh, Nerf should use this in their commercials. Nerf should not use this in their commercials, I ''immediately'' take that back."
** Happens again in his Top 10 Best Pop Songs of 2011.
---> "Ah, Usher. The women want him and the men want him. Want to be him. I meant want to be him."
* SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker has one in episode 8 of ''WebVideo/TheJokerBlogs''.
-->''"One or the other. It's the fork in the throat--road, fork in the road. Henry's the one with the, ah, fork in the throat."''
* In ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged'', Episode 10:
-->'''Vegeta''': You...you cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!\\
'''Yajirobe''': I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!\\
'''Vegeta''': [[BerserkButton I HATED my father!]]\\
'''Yajirobe''': Oh, well then, I'm sure your father was a total prick.\\
'''Vegeta'''': [[HairTriggerTemper HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!]]
** And in Episode 16:
-->'''Freeza''': You know, Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.\\
'''Zarbon''': You don't pay us.\\
'''Freeza''': Allow them to ''live'' for.
* ''WebVideo/UltraFastPony''. After establishing that the zebras are subject to FantasticRacism, Twilight tries to introduce herself to one of them:
-->'''Twilight:''' Hey, Zecora. You wanna hang?\\
''[Beat. OhCrap expression on Twi's face.]''\\
'''Twilight:''' Wow, that came out so wrong. I mean, do you wanna hang out?
* Franchise/TheMuppets' fansite ''Tough Pigs'' had [[http://www.toughpigs.com/the-voice-of-reason/ an article]] explaining how you, a rational adult ''Series/SesameStreet'' fan, should explain to people who haven't watched ''Sesame Street'' since 1974 that [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks "different" doesn't mean "bad"]].
-->'''You''':The Count is still around too, and so are all your other favorite characters.\\
'''Binky''': Like Sam the Robot?!\\
'''You''': ...almost all your other favorite characters.

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'':
-->'''Leela:''' I vow to become the best blernsball player ever.\\
'''Hermes:''' That's statistically impossible. At this rate you'll go down as the worst blernsball player ever.\\
'''Leela:''' Then I have a new vow. I vow to become not the worst blernsball player ever.
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** Gloria Allred.
--->'''Gloria Allred:''' We owe it all to me! And these six brave little boys.\\
''[[[TheyKilledKenny Kenny dies]]]''\\
'''Gloria Allred:''' Five brave little boys.
** Done again in "Tonsil Trouble":
--->'''M.C.:''' With nothing but each other, and overcoming all odds, these two brave friends...\\
'''Kyle:''' Oh stop! We're not friends! He's the one who infected me with AIDS!\\
'''M.C.:''' These two brave lovers...
* ''WesternAnimation/AquaTeenHungerForce''
-->'''Dr. Weird:''' Gentlemen! There's a chance this will work! ''(hoses attached to body, occasional swelling)''\\
'''Steve:''' Actually, you said there's no chance this will work.\\
'''Dr. Weird':''' ''[looks back to see a keg of BBQ sauce]'' '''FOOL! That will never work!'''
* ''[[{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales]]'':
-->'''Girl Who Keeps Changing Her Name:''' Today my name is Jezebel.\\
'''Linus:''' Jezebel was the evil wife of king Ahab in the Old Testament. In II Kings, it says that her servants threw her out the window and she landed on her head.\\
'''Girl Who Keeps Changing Her Name:''' Today my name is Susan.
* Perhaps the greatest example of all comes from ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' with Moe hooked up to a lie detector:
-->'''Moe:''' Good, 'cause I've got a hot date tonight.\\
'''Moe:''' ''A'' date.\\
'''Moe:''' Dinner with friends.\\
'''Moe:''' Dinner alone.\\
'''Moe:''' Watching TV alone.\\
'''Moe:''' Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret Catalog.\\
'''Moe:''' ...Sears Catalog.\\
'''Moe:''' Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment!\\
** They did it again in the episode parodying ''Film/TheDeparted''. After getting a mole into Bart's group, Chalmers gloats that they're going to put Bart away for a long time. Skinner points out that, legally, the most they can give him is a ten-day suspension. "Well, that's long to a kid!"
** In "The Telltale Head", Homer listens to a football game on a Walkman and the broadcast somehow syncing up with Reverend Lovejoy's sermon.
--> "IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOD! IT'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! It's... good to see you all today."
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Metalocalypse}}''
-->'''Skwisgaar:''' Well, there are two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk. One thing to do.
* ''WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb'':
-->'''Phineas:''' ...we're going to laser our faces into the comet! Then, when it comes back in seventy-three and a half years, we can all show our grandchildren! Oh, yeah - my parents are cooking steaks for everyone.\\
'''Isabella:''' You had me at "our grandchildren".\\
'''Phineas:''' ''(RecordScratch)'' [[ObliviousToLove What?]]\\
'''Isabella:''' "Steaks"! You had me at "steaks"!
* An instance in ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' serves as a CallBack and ContinuityNod.
-->'''Dr. Light''': [[NothingCanStopUsNow No one can defeat Doctor Light!]] ''No one!''\\
''[Light turns to see Raven]''\\
'''Raven''': Remember me?\\
'''Dr. Light''': ''[turns back around, looking absolutely horrified]'' I'd like to go to jail now, please.
* In ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', Lois asks Quagmire for help.
-->'''Quagmire:''' Sure, Lois. I would do everything to you.\\
'''Lois:''' What?\\
'''Quagmire:''' I would do anything for you.
* From ''WesternAnimation/TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy'':
-->'''Billy:''' Mandy's gonna take your pants off!\\
'''Grim:''' "''Beat'' your pants off".\\
'''Billy:''' ''BEAT'' YOUR PANTS OFF!
* [[WesternAnimation/{{Archer}} Archer]]:
** Dr. Krieger is of German ancestry, grew up in Brazil, and is a ''spectacularly'' bad liar.
--->'''Krieger''': Leave me alone! I am not a Nazi!\\
'''Cyril''': What about your father?
--->'''Krieger''': No! He was a... scientist!\\
'''Cyril''': Pretty sure the Nazis had scientists.\\
'''Krieger''': No! No they didn't! That's why we... ergh... ''they'' lost the war! Lack of science!
** Then there was the time Archer tried to justify his pay to the office drones:
--->'''Archer:''' Hey, I put my life on the line every -- ''[beat]'' -- many of the days!
** Krieger again, when he's showing Archer the features of his new spy car:
--->'''Archer''': What else does it do?
--->'''Krieger''': Press that red button.
--->'''Archer''': I -- wait, is it gonna kill everyone?
--->'''Krieger''': Press that blue button.
* ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPandaLegendsOfAwesomeness'' in season 1, episode 15 during Peace Jubilee, Po and Temutai are both trying to get Peng as their new recruit and after Peng chooses Jade Palace:
--> '''Po''': Ha, in your face!
--> '''Shifu''': Po!
--> '''Po''': ...is look of wonder and beauty.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheAngryBeavers'', Daggett becomes the park ranger, but he goes mad with power and all the other animals decide to revolt as Daggett stays out of reach in a watchtower.
-->'''Daggett''': Ha! You'll never defeat Ranger Dag!\\
(''a large item hits him'')\\
'''Daggett''': Well, maybe at some future date, you'll defeat Ranger Dag!\\
(''an even larger item hits him'')\\
'''Daggett''': Ok, I'm defeated!

[[folder:Real Life]]
* Online, there are two additional methods to invoke this: writing the text in a strikethrough font, and writing one thing and then "backspacing" over it with control-H, written '''^H'''. (Each control-H deletes one letter^H^H^H^H^H^H^H character.) This is a reference to 1980s-era Unix systems, where misconfigured terminals would display control codes instead of invoking them. (A more obscure option is control-W, which deletes entire words ^W^W^W deleted one word in the Berkeley UNIX and in the vi text editor, and was therefore used for more succinct {{Verbal Backspace}}s.)
* [[ConLang Lojban]] has actual words for this: The words "si", "sa" and "su", to be specific.
* In the US Armed Forces' basic training programs, a drill instructor will ''never'' admit to having misspoken. Instead, they'll use the phrase "As you were" to indicate that the recruit(s) should mentally rewind and forget the DI's mistake.

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