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''[[Disney/TheAristocats Everybody vants to be a bat...]]''

[[EvilIsCool Vampires are Cool]]. VampiresAreRich, and [[SortingAlgorithmOfEvil Powerful]]. VampiresAreSexGods. Who wouldn't [[MisaimedFandom vant]] to be a vampire?

Vampires are surrounded by humans who, vhile they haven't been bitten, do their masters' bidding ''[[WorkingForABodyUpgrade in the hope that they vill be]]''. Sometimes they're under some sort of mind control, but often they're just villing vampire groupies. How likely their loyalty is [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness to actually be rewarded]] depends on the vamp, however - they might be exploiting this trope as a not-so-SecretTestOfCharacter in order to keep the bloodline pure.

The vannabe's desire can be justified, if the vork's [[OurVampiresAreDifferent version of vampires]] are CursedWithAwesome, gaining great powers and few if any veaknesses. This can lead to MoralDissonance if the vannabe is [[InformedWrongness portrayed as a foolish coward]] regardless of this - perhaps because being a vampire is [[AlwaysChaoticEvil just inherently evil]]. Or possibly because the Vampire Vannabe leaves him-/herself vide open to a PretenderDiss, vhether from actual vamps or their enemies.

Can vork as a deconstruction of the exponential population growth that vould result from the more common "[[TheVirus everyone bitten becomes a vampire]]" model - in this case, the familiars may be [[PeopleFarms feedstock]] as vell, with conversion requiring some more complicated ritual the vampire can choose to initiate.

Polar opposite of IHateYouVampireDad, although that can be the end result if the gig [[BeingEvilSucks isn't all it vas]] [[LonelyAtTheTop cracked up to be]]. These characters are often {{Goth}}s, at least in their minds, and always LesCollaborateurs, usually [[WorkingForABodyUpgrade vorking for a body upgrade]]. Compare TheRenfield, TranshumanTreachery. Contrast SuperLoser, vhen being a vampire is no guarantee of coolness, and EmergencyTransformation, vhen the person might or might not vant to become a vampire or other monster but basically has no alternative.

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* In ''LightNovel/VampireHunterD'', one of Count Lee's minions is in it for the goal of becoming a vampire himself one day.
* In ''Manga/{{Hellsing}}'', several members of the British army and government betray their home country in the hopes of getting turned. The ones that do get turned are easily destroyed by the Hellsing Organization or indeed [[RewardedAsATraitorDeserves by Rip van Winkle.]]
* Not necessarily vampires, but groups of Homunculi in ''Manga/BusouRenkin'' are often assisted by humans called familiars, who [[TheQuisling help the homunculi when possible in the hopes of becoming humanoid homunculi themselves]]. [[YouHaveFailedMe Failure results in being eaten]].
** There's also the fact that, if they refuse to become familiars, then their would-be recruiter would probably have eaten them on the spot. Not really much of a choice, there.
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[[folder:Comicbooks]]
* In the graphic novel ''Comicbook/LifeSucks'', Dave and his friend Jerome, who are actually vampires, have a good laugh at a Goth guy who goes around in a black cape using a fake Transylvanian accent. More seriously, Dave's crush Rosa wants to be a vampire, based on her fantasy of vampires being rich, cultured and sexy.
* There is a JhonenVasquez story where a Goth boy who wants to be a vampire for real finally meets an undead guy willing to grant his wish. The results... [[LooksLikeOrlok aren't pretty]]. The vampire claims that beauty would come with time and patience, which was a downright lie, as the condition only got worse. Though it manages to play it straight ''and'' subvert it- while Eric (the victim) is one hideous vampire, the one who did the turning was plenty attractive.
* Les Enfants du Sang in ''Comicbook/{{Preacher}}''. Weird goths who act as groupies to the Lestat parody Ecarius. [[spoiler:He leads them on with the promise of eventual vampirism... and once he gets bored with one of them, he kills and eats them. Cassidy, who's not at all nice himself, is disgusted by this and leaves Ecarius nailed to a church roof just before dawn.]]
* The vampiric ''Franchise/{{Batman}}'' villain called the Monk has a minion named Dala who, in her modern incarnation, is a {{Goth}} human who wants to become a vampire. In earlier incarnations she was a vampire herself.
* The ''Comicbook/HackSlash'' story ''Murder Messiah'' had a normal human serial killer who wanted to become a slasher. He assumed the best way to try to figure out how was by getting Cassie's attention.
* A ''Franchise/SpiderMan'' storyline involved a vial of his blood ending up at a nightclub for these people. Much to his bewilderment the clubgoers dressed like the cast of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' ("Is that ... ''glitter''?") rather than the goths he was expecting.
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[[folder:Fan Fiction]]
* The vampire AU is its own genre in many fandoms.
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' turns Harry Potter into one.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* All the ''Film/BladeTrilogy'' films feature ScannableMan versions of these, known as "familiars"; they have the glyph of the vampire who owns them tattooed somewhere on their body. Some of them serve because they believe that it will protect them from being bled dry. Doesn't always work.
* ''[[Literature/TheSagaOfDarrenShan The Vampire's Assistant]]''. In a twist it's the best friend who wants to be the vampire, not the protagonist.
* Dracula's groupies in various HammerHorror flicks.
* The Stranger from ''Film/ThirtyDaysOfNight'', who paves the way for the vampires by stealing and destroying the town's means of communication in exchange for being turned. [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness They don't.]] Notably averted in the sequel. After their resident Vampire Wannabe [[spoiler: mercilessly snaps a victim's neck, they actually turn him into a vampire and send him after the good guys.]]
* The main character in the ''Tales from the Grave, Volume 2: Happy Holidays'' segment "Love Bites".
* ''Film/{{Beetlejuice}}''. Goth girl Lydia Deetz wants to die and become a ghost like the Maitlands.
* The "vampire" in ''[[Film/TransylvaniaSixFiveThousand Transylvania 6-5000]]'' turns out to be a once-ugly woman who began dressing like one to get attention, and continued to do so even after plastic surgery made her gorgeous.
* The premise of the George A. Romero film ''Film/{{Martin}}''. The trope is played with, however, because Martin's "vampirism" is a sexual fetish as well as a form of DomesticAbuse. Vampirism is never treated as supernatural, unlike a lot of other movies. [[spoiler: Martin's grandfather has convinced him he's a vampire, and kills him at the end.]]
* This is taken to a creepy extreme in ''Film/VampiresKiss'', as the protagonist's insanity causes him to think that he's becoming a vampire, something he seems eager to embrace.
* In the film of ''Film/QueenOfTheDamned'', Jesse is obsessed with vampires, ignoring her occult organization's pleas to simply observe them. She pursues Lestat to the point of being a borderline StalkerWithACrush. This is later explained when it's revealed that her distant ancestors were actually vampires and cared for her since her birth.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Even ''Literature/{{Dracula}}'' itself has one, of a sort, in Renfield (yes, ''[[TheRenfield that]]'' [[TropeNamers Renfield]]) who tries to emulate vampire immortality, [[NauseaFuel but with a rather mistaken and icky method]].
* In ''Literature/TheSagaOfDarrenShan'', Darren's friend was like this, to the point of blackmailing a vampire to try to get bitten.
* ''Literature/VampireAcademy'' has humans who willingly help the Strigoi in hopes of being turned.
* ''Literature/TheVampireChronicles'':
** At the end of ''Interview with the Vampire'', the journalist actually asks to be 'turned', which pisses Louis off to no end, since [[MisaimedFandom the entire POINT of him recounting his life-story was to show how being a vampire had made his 'life' a living (undead?) hell.]] (The journalist ends up getting his wish in ''Queen of the Damned''.)
** Daniel Molloy (the journalist) actually spends a decent chunk of ''Queen of the Damned'' as Armand's [[HoYay companion]], constantly begging to be turned. Armand only does it to save Daniel from alcoholism. Daniel ends up losing his mind later, this time under Marius's wing.
** On the flipside is David Talbot, an old man in charge of an organization that studies the supernatural. Lestat constantly offers to turn him, only for David to refuse on the grounds that he is too old. When David gets a new, younger, body (''Tale of the Body Thief''), Lestat turns him by force ForTheEvulz.
* Arthur and Doreen Winkings in Creator/TerryPratchett's ''Literature/{{Discworld}}'' novel ''Discworld/ReaperMan''. Middle-class citizens of Ankh-Morpork, he is, very technically, a real vampire (who [[IJustWantToBeNormal Just Wants To Be Normal]]), while she desperately pretends to be from {{Uberwald}}.
** ''Discworld/CarpeJugulum'' features a sort-of inversion, with teenage {{Uberwald}}ian vampires giving themselves [[DefectorFromDecadence deliberately mundane names]] and playing at being {{Muggles}}.
*** The Black Ribboners are a further development of the same idea from a much less pretentious angle. Being a traditional Vampire in most of Discworld society (i.e., outside of Uberwald) is not a secure or happy way to live, so the Black Ribboners are (or at least ''act'' like) Human Vannabes, at least in the sense of desperately wanting to fit in.
** Marginal notations in the vampires' edition of the [[AllThereInTheManual Discworld Diary]] suggest that one member of Ankh-Morpork's [[VegetarianVampire League of Temperance]] is actually a human who ''looks'' like a vampire and enjoys hanging around with them. Even the other League members are fooled.
* In ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' the Volturi have a human secretary who is under the impression that they'll be turned. Really they're going to be snack food after a few months. Bella also wants to become a vampire. But let's face it, Meyer's vampires are basically [[OurVampiresAreDifferent sparkly, super-strong, super-fast, nigh-indestructible immortal hotties with enhanced senses and the occasional bonus power (usually psychic) thrown in for good measure.]] What was the downside again? A bloodlust that you can learn to control with enough training? Wow, that's really off-putting.
** The other downside is [[KillItWithFire being stuffed with lighter fluid and silver nitrate film]] but given how hard it is to even touch their rock-hard skin they are quite confidant about being able to beat "human pop-guns" (the Volturi aren't as confidant, and this is one of the reasons they've told vampires to hide from humans).
* This site has featured advertising for ''First Bite'', described as "a personalized vampire romance novel ... where ''you'' are the star!" Oh joy unto the ages. [[AdOfWin We've got a page for that!]]
* In Creator/GeorgeRRMartin's ''Literature/FevreDream'', this is how Damon Julian, the leader of the evil vampires, motivates his competent (but not too bright) human servant. However, [[OurVampiresAreDifferent in this setting]], it isn't even possible for humans to be made into vampires. Apparently, Damon likes to string his servants along with the promise of eventually being turned as a reward for their service, then when they're too old to be useful, he abandons them and doesn't even have the decency to end their wretched lives. A good vampire encounters one such former servant and realizes the old man has been murdering and eating people in a hopeless attempt at prolonging his life.
* ''LonelyWerewolfGirl'' has a werewolf wannabe in the form of BigBad Sarapen's spy Madrigal. You can guess [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness how this went]].
* Red Court vampires in ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'' tend to attract groupies like this. Some of them mistakenly believe they can become immortal[[note]]Only Red Court nobility is allowed to turn humans, and while a vampire will retain all the memories of the original, they're a completely different, demonic entity with a different personality[[/note]]; others are just [[FantasticDrug addicted to the vamps']] [[KissOfTheVampire narcotic saliva]].
** The short story "It's My Birthday, Too" deals with a somewhat unpopular member of a ''[[TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade Vampire]]''-type {{LARP}} becoming a vampire and seeking revenge on the group that spurned her. In something of a twist, she's turned by the [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Black Court]], and already looks desiccated despite only being a vampire for a few months. [[AxCrazy Not that she cares...]]
*** When Harry finds his brother Thomas (who, incidentally, actually ''is'' a vampire) participating in the aforementioned LARP, he has a bit of a freakout and asks Thomas how he can encourage this VampireVannabe acting when he (Thomas) knows just how dangerous vampires are. Thomas points out that the whole reason the vampire-wizard war was being fought was so that the [=LARP=]ers wouldn't ever have to face real vampires and find out what the real thing is like.
* The ''Literature/KittyNorville'' series has several callers who want to be turned into vampires, werewolves, etc. Kitty's advice is always that it is [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor a one-way trip to a life that's not as romantic as it sounds]]. Don't do it.
* In Creator/PoppyZBrite's ''Lost Souls'', Christian runs into some of these, of course with Poppy Z's vamps being a totally different species, he just tells them he will and then eats them.
* In the novel ''Twelve'', [[spoiler: one of the vampire wannabes isn't a vampire. This is a major surprise to the reader, the main character, and in the sequel, even to other vampires.]] Being able to pretend to be a blood-sucking torture-loving inhuman monster is ''not'' played for laughs.
* In the TabletopGame/{{Shadowrun}} / TabletopGame/{{Earthdawn}} novel ''Worlds Without End'', an immortal elf recalls being confronted by a mortal who'd figured out her secret and demanded she make him immortal as well. [[spoiler: She stages a fake "conversion ritual" in which she cusses him out viciously in long-dead languages, then causes him to die of a brain aneurysm.]]
* In the first of Creator/NeilGaiman's short stories "Fifteen Painted Cards from a Vampire Tarot," the Fool spends night after night waiting in a graveyard in hopes of being turned into a vampire because of the [[ImmortalitySeeker promise of eternal life]]. But when he finally explains his motivation to a real vampire, it laughs at him for thinking being {{undead}} is anything like being alive.
* Raven from (the appropriately named) ''Literature/VampireKisses''. To put it bluntly, she has a fetish for them. Her boyfriend (an actual vampire) constantly reassures her that [[BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor she has the better]] [[HumansAreSpecial end of the deal]], though.
* ''The Coldest Girl in Coldtown'' has vampires restricted to {{Fantastic Ghetto}}es ("Coldtowns"), along with humans who sneak in in the hopes of being turned.
* In ''Literature/TheSanguineChronicles'' Marko rants about how these people are like "Bug Chasers"[[note]]individuals who deliberately engage in sex of hope of contracting and then spreading sexually transmitted diseases, up to and including HIV, out of perversion and self-harming desires[[/note]] when discussing Aconite, a goth in his class, with his therapist. When Marko refuses to turn Aconite after she figures out his secret she checks out a visiting rock band that turns out to be composed of vampires looking for "recruits", [[spoiler: and then they infect her with lycanthropy instead, she does not take it well.]]
* ''Literature/TheParasolProtectorate'': Almost all drones serve their vampire lord or lady in hopes of someday being turned. Clavigers serve the same role for werewolves.
* A strange, tragic example in the Creator/RichardMatheson story "Drink My Red Blood!" (read it [[http://magicmonkeyboy.blogspot.com/2012/06/drink-my-red-blood-by-richard-matheson.html here]]): a young boy with [[AmbiguousDisorder mental issues]] becomes obsessed with the novel ''Literature/{{Dracula}}'' to the point that he believes a vampire bat at the local zoo is a transformed vampire. He ends up freeing the bat from the zoo, taking it someplace quiet, and ''cutting his own throat'' as an offering to "The Count". [[spoiler: [[AmbiguousEnding Was he right about "The Count" or was it a dying hallucination?]]]]
* An outtake at the back of ''Literature/FancyApartments'' invokes this trope... oddly. A goth accuses a vampire of being a vampire wannabe and sarcastically suggets he throws [[{{Twilight}} sparkles]] on himself. [[MakesSenseInContext This makes sense in context]].
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''Franchise/{{Buffyverse}}'':
** An episode of ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' featured a group of vampire wannabes who thought they were going to be turned. [[spoiler:They were really going to be food, as a payment of sorts from the one character who was actually going to be turned (who was dying of cancer).]]
** Also, there's an episode of ''Series/{{Angel}}'' ("[[Recap/AngelS01E17Eternity Eternity]]", [=S01E17=]), where an actress wants to become a vampire for the eternal youth. After getting a glimpse of soulless Angel and finding what being a vampire was really about, she ran off and never returned.
** The ''Angel'' comic book has this plot, with a group of {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s trying to use a VERY unwilling Angel and a hired Gypsy to turn rich idiots into ensouled vampires. It works about as well as you would expect.
** A big part of Simone's plan is to become a vampire with Slayer powers to kill Buffy.
* [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything "Fangbangers"]] in ''Series/TrueBlood'' and ''The Southern Vampire Mysteries'' fit this to a T. On the other hand, the main character Sookie is a subversion as she has repeatedly said she doesn't want to be a vampire, she just [[ILoveYouBecauseICantControlYou likes them because she can't hear their thoughts]]. Actually, most fangbangers apparently have no desire of being turned themselves. They just like to have vampiric sex partners.
* In ''Series/ForeverKnight'', why does every other woman who discovers that Nick is a vampire throw herself into his arms and demand to be turned?
* One of the clients in ''Series/TheCollector'' made a DealWithTheDevil to become a vampire. She didn't realize at the time, but vampires were completely fictional before she got her wish.
* After [[VegetarianVampire Mitchell]] tells the vampires in ''Series/BeingHuman'' to [[WarmBloodbagsAreEverywhere go clean]], one of them finds a chatroom full of these and argues that they shouldn't count, since they want to be bitten.
** In the fourth series episode "The Graveyard Shift", Vampire Vannabe Michaela makes Hal's first day out in the modern human world very uncomfortable by telling him about her fantasies of blood and slaughter so she can seem dark and interesting.
* Twice in ''Dracula The Series''. First in "The Vampire Solution", when Gustav goes to save his friend Arthur Bauer only to find out [[spoiler: he planned to be captured]] and another time in "Bats In The Attic" [[spoiler: Subverted in the fact that Lawrence Lei already is a vampire]].
* In an episode of ''Series/{{Sanctuary}}'', a group of college dropouts get turned into vampires, and then quickly fall headlong into this trope, trying to turn their friends into groupies. The resident True Vampire tries to convince them that it's not everything the stories (or even his own papers on the subject) say, yet.
** Tesla's plan is to make them into vamps over several decades. Presumably, by that point they're a little wiser. He doesn't anticipate one of them crashing his car and dying, which triggers a premature change. He then proceeds to kill all his friends who attended the same rehab clinic (a front for Tesla's research), turning them as well. They then attempt to bite a friend of theirs only for him to bleed out on the floor. [[OurVampiresAreDifferent Biting doesn't work]]. Then again, they're not true vampires, and neither is Tesla. All true vamps were killed centuries ago.
* ''Series/{{Supernatural}}''
** In the episode "[[Recap/SupernaturalS06E05LiveFreeOrTwiHard Live Free or Twi-Hard]]", the alpha vampire has his minions target and turn young women interested in being Bella to their Edward. Unfortunately for them, the vampires of ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'' are [[OurVampiresAreDifferent much less sparkly.]]
** The MOTW in "[[Recap/SupernaturalS04E05MonsterMovie Monster Movie]]" is a shapeshifter who chooses to look and act like an archetypical vampire - or sometimes a werewolf or mummy - because he's a fan of (see title.)
* The villain of the ''Series/FearItself'' episode "Something with Bite" was a man copycatting werewolves in the hope of attracting the attention of a real one who could turn him.
* Robin in ''Series/YoungDracula''.
* An episode of ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Bad Blood", had a vampire wannabe who was ''also'' a vampire, only a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent different]] one: Everyone in the town had glowing green eyes and drank blood, but he also wore fake fangs.
* ''Series/{{CSI}}'' has featured this twice; once with a group of Vampire Wannabes who were teeth-gratingly oblivious to the reality that one of their friends had died ("Suckers"), and once with both Vampire ''and'' Werewolf wannabes, who naturally enough had [[FurAgainstFang an escalating rivalry]] going on over their preferred form of [[SeriousBusiness fantasy dress-up]] ("Blood Moon").
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[[folder:Music]]
* Indie musician Scott Wicken had a song called "He Wants to be a Vampire." "Sleeps all day, hates the beach...goes to the club to show off his [[PunctuatedforEmphasis ''Gothic!Dance!Moves!'']]
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* "Wannabe Vampire" is a monster in ''TabletopGame/{{Munchkin}}.'' Clerics can scare him off by saying "Ooga booga."
* A sort of Meta example happens in ''TabletopGame/VampireTheRequiem.'' This trope is played straight(ish) with a lot of Ghouls and the blood addicted, but there is a [[PrestigeClass vampire bloodline]], The Players, who want to be the stereotypical "cool" vampires. Y'see, the game has five vampire clans; the sexy ones are the Daeva, and the shadowy ones are the Mekhet. The Players are what happened when a Mekhet wanted ''really badly'' to be like the Daeva. The result? They gained some of their special powers, but not their actual "cool". Every time a Player fails an action using a power, those who witnessed it see him as the poser he is and are ''immune to further uses of that power.''
** Ironically, other vampires are at the least wary of them, if not outright ''scared'' - because with the way vampires work, something that weak ''has'' to have some nasty surprises in store... right?
* Lahmian vampires in ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer}}'' are a sect of [[TheVamp Vamps]] so alluring they can control men's minds. Their army list includes mortal human characters fighting for their favour.
* ''TabletopGame/CallOfCthulhu'' supplement ''Cthulhu Companion'', adventure "The Rescue". Jocko wants to become a werewolf like Rafe Pelton. Pelton has lied to him, telling him he can gain the power of transformation by performing ludicrous and humiliating "meditative rites".
* In the spoof of ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' 4th Edition ''TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons'' adventure "Dusk", [[spoiler: one of the characters is a fake vampire. The {{Player Character}}s will probably kill him, thinking he's a threat, or wonder why Turn Undead doesn't work on him.]] There are also vampire fangirls.
* ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'' demonstrates this trope with the card [[http://gatherer.wizards.com/pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=243229 Chosen of Markov]].
* ''TabletopGame/{{Ravenloft}}'' plays this for tragedy with the Vorlog monster, a human who was being transformed into a vampire's companion only for the vampire to be slain before the transformation was complete. The result is a deranged {{dhampyr}}-like creature that tries to be a vampire, but can't, and desperately seeks out companions to try and fill the void missing from its slain creator.
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[[folder:Videogames]]
* ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIIIMorrowind'' featured an optional quest only for players who had become vampires. It featured a mother hoping you could talk some sense into her son, who wanted desperately to be turned. If you tried to fight him, you'd kill him easily. The only way to complete the quest was to let him wail on you for a while until he decided vampires were weak and overrated.
** The chance to become a vampire is offered as a reward for achieving a certain rank in the Dark Brotherhood in ''VideoGame/TheElderScrollsIVOblivion''.
* ''VideoGame/HeroesOfMightAndMagic 4'' had Captain Enric, who betrays his village and frames a random barbarian warlord with its destruction, when the necromancer Gauldoth promises to turn him into a vampire. Later while scavenging the remains of a village under Gauldoth's jurisdiction that was destroyed in a demon raid, Vampire Enric attacks a survivor for her blood, because it's what vampires do. Gauldoth [[LawfulNeutral being the way he is]], stops Enric and brutally executes him as an example to anyone who harms his living subjects.
* In ''VideoGame/TheSims 2'', Sims with the Knowledge aspiration sometimes desire to become a vampire, werewolf or witch. Other Sims usually fear becoming anything supernatural.
* VideoGame/LegacyOfKain In Blood Omen 2, it was implied that there was a bishop who was working for the vampires in exchange for a promise of immortality. They seemed neither inclined nor able to grant it to him.
** In ''Soul Reaver'', among the [[WhatCouldHaveBeen massive amount of cut content]] was a side-story involving Raziel finding the spiritual leader of the last human sanctuary who used mind control feed her followers to vampires in the hopes of being turned. Raziel would have killed her and learned Mind Control from her soul.
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[[folder:Webcomics]]
* Parodied in [[http://wondermark.com/241/ this]] ''Webcomic/{{Wondermark}}'' strip.
* Cal Warden's army of fangirls, who attack Webcomic/{{Spinnerette}}.
** The Werewolf of London, Ontario has fanboys of his own, though he finds the concept rather less amusing.
* ''Webcomic/TheKingfisher'' has at least one vampire wannabe, who misses her big chance and does not become a significant character: Arsonella Jones.
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[[folder: Web Video]]
* The entire shtick of ''Webvideo/VampireReviews'' is that (InUniverse) Elisa is a pretentious, unemployed {{Goth}} who either believes she is a vampire or aspires to be.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* Played hilariously in the ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'' episode "The Ungroundable" when a group of kids pretended to be vampires because it was the 'in thing', much to the annoyance of the local goth kids who everyone kept confusing for the 'vampires', and Butters wants to join them. Of course, they weren't really vampires but Butters ''actually thinks they are''.
** Additionally, the Goths get rid of the Vampire kids by threatening to stake their leader.
* An episode of ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyond'' had a man aiding Inque because he was obsessed with her, and wanted to be like her. When the time came to reward him, she only administered half the treatment, leaving him a humanoid BlobMonster.
* WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead once decided that emulating ''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' vampires or werewolves would be a good way to meet girls, so they went searching for one or the other to bite them. They succeeded in getting bitten, but by a grimy deranged human bum whose teeth gave them nasty infections.
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