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->''"The spleen! Why is it always the spleen?!"''
-->-- [[http://megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=481 Numerous]] [[http://megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=837 victims]] of Shirt Guy Dom from ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo''

As far as human organs go, there is the common idea that no one knows exactly what the spleen does.

Therefore, a common sight in fiction is that either [[ArtisticLicenseBiology the spleen is a completely useless part of the human body]] or it serves some sort of encumbering function. Often PlayedForLaughs, especially with the implication that damage or loss of the spleen is trivial and harmless.

Because of the InherentlyFunnyWords effect, spleens are often mentioned for [[OwMyBodyPart a punchline or joke.]] This mostly happens in an ArsonMurderAndJaywalking manner, with the spleen as the jaywalking.

Along with the fact that it's seen as useless, the spleen is often portrayed as a convenient place to get hurt/injured in a fight, possibly because it is somehow [[AmusingInjuries considered funny]].

In fact, the spleen plays a very important role in the lymphatic and immune systems. It is easily ruptured by blunt or piercing impact and is very difficult to repair (doctors say that it has the natural consistency of a blood-soaked sponge). If severely damaged, often it must be removed surgically or the person in question is likely to bleed to death; once removed, the person has to take care to avoid bacterial and protozoan infections (to which they become more susceptible). A fairly comprehensive treatment of the subject is covered in [[http://www.politedissent.com/archives/3834 a blog entry by Dr. Scott.]]

Compare WeWillNotHaveAppendixesInTheFuture. Not to be confused with the useless [[Film/MysteryMen Spleen]].

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!!Examples:

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[[folder:Advertising]]
* Inverted in an [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX_vRpzTvLM ad]] for ''VideoGame/BatmanArkhamCity'', in which Harley Quinn has a voiceover similar to theme park's "keep hands in car at all times" announcements. Harley denies liability for injuries to a series of body parts, including "spleen or other vital organs". The spleen may not be useless, but it's not a '''vital''' organ either: you ''can'' survive without one, else removing a damaged spleen would not be an option.
* In one Progressive Insurance ad, Michael Buffer claims he broke his spleen after being forced to hold the last syllable of "Let's get ready to bundle".
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[[folder:Card Games]]
* ''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering'':
** In Mark Gottlieb's article [[http://www.wizards.com/magic/magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/feature/405 "Combos: Future Sight Edition,"]] he takes a spleen-piercing bullet to the spleen.
** Also appears in the flavor text of a few cards:
--->'''Goblin Soothsayer:''' I see a great victory and rivers of blood. And... hmm, looks like a spleen.\\
'''Organ Harvest:''' [[Series/ILoveLucy Lucy]], you've got some spleenin' to do.
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[[folder:Comedy]]
* In a song by German comedian ''Otto Waalkes'', the procedures in the human body are humorously described. A man is sitting in a pub and being insulted, and the spleen is terminally bored, asks for something to do and tries to suggest actions, but the brain tells the spleen to shut up.
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[[folder:Comic Books]]
* ''ComicBook/RedRobin'': Tim Drake loses his spleen to a sword-strike in the fourth issue.
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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* A common punchline in ''ComicStrip/BrewsterRockitSpaceGuy'' involves Winky being attacked by an alien and screaming [[OwMyBodyPart "Ah! My spleen!"]]
* A ''ComicStrip/TheFarSide'' cartoon with "Having explored the heart of the jungle, the intrepid explorers now entered the spleen". Another has Creator/EdgarAllanPoe with list of crossed-out titles, such as The Telltalle Brain and The Telltale Spleen.
* In an ''ComicStrip/OverTheHedge'' strip where Verne gets in a sledding accident his spleen is one of several organs scattered across the landscape. Another time when RJ is trying to convince him to get past a Mayan warrior-priest guarding a fridge he tells him that guy is more likely to grab a kidney or spleen than heart, and you can live without a kidney or spleen.
* Inverted in a ''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'' strip, where Wally's excuse for being useless was that he was keeping hydrated by drinking coffee to keep his spleen from drying up.
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[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* After Buck lands and manages to twist himself so that his spleen is bulging below his skin in ''WesternAnimation/IceAgeCollisionCourse'':
--> '''Buck''': [pokes bulge] Ow, my spleen! Utterly useless, but it totally hurts!
* Invoked in ''WesternAnimation/MuneGuardianOfTheMoon''. One member of the BumblingHenchmanDuo is a dim-witted but kind MinionWithAnFInEvil. Instead of supporting his boss' evil plan to fill the world with darkness, he enjoys the beauty of nature. His name is Spleen.
* ''WesternAnimation/BatmanMaskOfThePhantasm'': The Phantasm comes for Sal Valestra, only to find a trap set by the Joker (who thinks Batman has gone insane and started killing criminals).
-->'''Joker:''' ''(via speaker)'' Whoops! Looks like the joke's on me; you're not Batman at all. There's a new player in town, and soon his name will be all over town... to say nothing of his face, legs, spleen, and head!\\
''(bomb detonates as Phantasm runs for cover)''
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Averted in ''Film/PatriotGames'', unfortunately, as it still ''sounds'' [[{{Narm}} funny]].
-->'''Sean:''' [[EvilGloating Lost her spleen though, eh? Pity, that.]] [[{{Exposition}} Make it mighty tough on her to fight off infection.]]
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In ''[[Literature/SixteenThirtyTwo 1634: The Galileo Affair]]'', nurse Sharon Nichols performs a splenectomy. She considers the loss of the organ to be a serious issue, with implications for Ruy Sanchez's long-term health. Nevertheless, for the downtimers, the amazing thing is that abdominal surgery can be done with a reasonable expectation that the patient will survive.
* ''Literature/TheExpanse'': In ''Leviathan Wakes'', when Holden is performing a sustained high-g acceleration, he complains about the effect on his spleen.
-->'''Holden:''' My spleen is collapsing. Hurry up.
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames'': In ''Mockingjay'', Katniss is shot. Despite a bullet-proof costume, she suffers bruised ribs and a ruptured spleen.
* ''Literature/MatthewSwift'': In ''The Midnight Mayor'', Matthew is injured badly after an attack. When he asks how bad it is, [[ProfessionalKiller Oda]] tells him that, among other things, he's pierced his spleen. Matthew asks everyone in the room what a spleen does. Nobody but Oda knows, and she says she's not going to tell him because it would only upset him.
* In Creator/TomClancy's ''Literature/PatriotGames'', Jack Ryan's wife and daughter get into a messy car crash thanks to being shot at by terrorists. His wife turns out reasonably okay, but his daughter Sally barely survives, and the surgeon mentions that her spleen was ruptured and had to be removed.
* Very pointedly averted in ''Literature/RainbowSix'' when Homer Johnson snipes a {{Western terrorist|s}} in the spleen for executing a LittlestCancerPatient, with the wish, [[PayEvilUntoEvil "Die slow, you fuck."]]
* ''Franchise/SpiderMan''
** In ''Literature/SpiderManTheVenomTrilogy'', ComicBook/{{Venom}} states that when he finds whoever is responsible for the murders (that Venom is being wrongly accused of) he will eat his spleen. Spider-Man comments that this is an odd choice of organ to target and that Venom likely doesn't even know where someone's spleen is.
** In the ''Literature/SpiderManSinisterSixTrilogy'', Spider-Man casually jokes about Venom wanting to eat his spleen. He speculates that it's not specifically the spleen he's after, they both just think it's [[InherentlyFunnyWord a funny word]].
* Averted in the ''Literature/{{Stardoc}}'' series -- or at least for the Jorenian race, for whom it's a vital organ.
* ''Franchise/StarWarsLegends'':
** ''Literature/NewJediOrder'', of all things, contains a notable aversion of this trope. During a dangerous, practically suicidal mission, [[spoiler: Anakin Solo]] sustains a huge wound to his spleen while protecting a loved one. He bleeds to death. And, despite [[SacrificialLion his huge fanbase and his general importance in-universe]], [[KilledOffForReal they ain't bringin' 'im back.]]
** In ''[[Literature/XWingSeries Wraith Squadron]]'', perpetually injury-prone (30% [[ArtificialLimbs mechanical]] and counting!) pilot Ton Phanan is hit by a small piece of shrapnel, which happens to penetrate his spleen. Fortunately, he is soon in the hospital and presumably picks up another replacement cybernetic in the process.
--->'''Phanan:''' Yes, I got so angry I had to vent my spleen.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* Averted on a sketch on ''Series/AllThat''; a character has forgotten to bring something for show and tell. He takes his friend out in the hall and when they return, he has removed his friend's spleen and is ready to present it for show and tell while his friend stands next to him, doubled over in pain. He ends his presentation with something along the lines of "Humans are incapable of surviving without their spleen," at which point his friend [[OhCrap gets worried]] and then collapses.
* Another little-known organ in ''Series/{{Andromeda}}'', while treating Rev. Bem for injuries Trance tells him that he has four broken ribs and a hurt "something that only Magog have."
-->'''Rev:''' It's a [something in Magog] pancreas.\\
'''Trance:''' Oh, okay. What's a pancreas?
* In ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire'', Eli Thompson suffers a gunshot wound to the gut and is eager to get back to work after he's fixed up.
-->'''Deputy Halloran:''' But what about your spleen? The doc said you should rest.\\
'''Eli:''' ''[pause]'' ...how do you rest your spleen?

* ''Franchise/CSIVerse'': A few [[BodyOfTheWeek Bodies of the Week]] from the franchise have succumbed to bleeding out after a bludgeoning attack or collision ruptured their spleen. An aversion of sorts, as it reminds viewers that, whether or not a working spleen is essential to survival, an ''injured'' spleen is liable to kill you in the absence of emergency surgery.
** ''Series/{{CSI}}'': The first subject of serial killer "Dr. Jekyll"'s surgical experiments was an already-deceased man whose small intestine had been tied in a bow around his spleen.
** ''Series/{{CSINY}}'': Zig-zagged in "[[Recap/CSINYS05E05 The Cost of Living]]." While a deceased victim's medical records show that his spleen had been removed, M.E. Sid Hammerback finds a perfectly healthy one in his body. The discovery of the organ leads the team to the man's true identity... and eventually to his killer.
* On ''Series/DesperateHousewives'', Susan finds out she needs her spleen removed but has no health insurance, so she makes arrangements to marry a gay man in order to get the coverage she needs. The guy's boyfriend becomes jealous about the whole deal, pointing out that he isn't ready to marry him but will marry a woman with "a silly disease". Susan explains that her situation is actually serious, but just sounds silly because of the word "spleen".
* ''Series/DoctorWho'': In [[Recap/DoctorWhoS37E5TheTsurangaConundrum "The Tsuranga Conundrum"]], the Doctor and companions wind up on an ambulance spaceship after falling afoul of a sonic mine. The Doctor, still recovering for most of the episode, mentions her "ecto-spleen" is hurting.
* A serial killer in ''Series/{{Hannibal}}'' is believed to be a black market surgeon who kills for internal organs to donate/transplant. This theory goes out of the window because of this trope:
-->'''Jimmy''': We were looking at donor lists for a heart or kidneys. Now we're looking for hearts, kidneys, livers, stomachs, pancreases, lungs... this guy is missing a spleen. A spleen! Who the hell gets a spleen transplant?!
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': In a two-part episode, Bud borrowed money from a loan shark named [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Vito Capone]]. ("[[Film/TheGodfather No]] [[UsefulNotes/AlCapone relation]]", he says) When it seemed he'd not be able to repay, Vito said something about extracting Bud's spleen. When Bud asked he'd be able to live without a spleen, Vito said he could. (Not that it matter, since it'd not be the only organ he'd lose.)
* ''Series/{{Newhart}}'': Michael has a fantasy/dream in which an older version of himself has a conversation with his infant daughter as an adult. He's sold his spleen (and one of his kidneys) in order to buy her the very last cashmere sweater to complete her collection, but now she wants shoes. He'd sell his blood to pay for them, but he's not sure he can even make new blood without a spleen.
* After ''Series/OneLifeToLive'''s Jessica is badly injured in a car accident, her surgeon informs her family that they had to remove her spleen, as it was ruptured. There's no mention of the fact that she'll be vulnerable to infection from now on.
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[[folder:Music]]
* In a parody of "Ain't Got No", a song from ''Music/{{Hair}}'', a line is "Got my spleen (whyever)".
* There's the line "My spleen just doesn't matter" in ''Music/WeirdAlYankovic'''s song "Pancreas." Though this might refer to him not caring about his spleen, rather than a statement about its relative usefulness. He only cares about his pancreas, and seems to equally not care about all of his other organs.
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[[folder:Podcast]]
* On ''Podcast/{{Sawbones}}'' episode "The People vs. The Spleen", Justin makes a case that the spleen is a useless organ, based mainly on the fact that it took most of history for physicians to figure out what it does, and that this information never became public knowledge.
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[[folder:Roleplay]]
* The first incarnation of ''Roleplay/{{GRIT}}'' had a villainous character named P-Word who often threatened to rip out people's spleens.
* The game [[WesternAnimation/ScoobyDooMysteryIncorporated Crystal Cove Online]] features the first 26 mysteries and a bonus mystery. When two orcs appeared, the one who was said to have it worst complained about a hurt spleen.
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[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* Averted in ''TabletopGame/PrometheanTheCreated''; the spleen is vital to Prometheans, as in the distribution of humours, it is the origin of blood. (In reality, it ''breaks down'' old blood cells, but alchemy was never exactly on top of biology.) Growing an extra spleen via {{Lovecraftian Superpower}}s has multiple benefits.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/KingdomOfLoathing'', the spleen is stated to be completely useless but still cumbersome, because it limits the number of stat-increasing items you can consume per day. A concert promoter is threatened by managers with "having his spleen removed through his nostrils" if he cannot make enough people attend a concert.
* There is a quest in ''VideoGame/{{Fallout 2}}'' which requires you to retrieve someone's spleen which was surgically removed while they were unconscious; failing to return it results in them dying after an allotted time.
* [[GenkiGirl Rikku]] in ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX2'' has the in-battle quote: "Imma kick you in the spleen!", to which [[TheComicallySerious Paine]] replies "...Spleen?"
* Jormungandling's spleen is a relatively dangerous enemy in ''VideoGame/WanderingHamster'' which taunts you throughout [[WombLevel his belly]]. Killing it doesn't seem to affect the snake in any way.
* There are several types of enemies in ''VideoGame/NoMoreHeroes'' who yell "MY SPLEEN!" upon getting killed. Considering that they usually get chopped in half, you would think that would be the least of their concerns.
* Chaos Cultists in ''VideoGame/DawnOfWar'' exist to die in large numbers. One of their reactions to being killed is "Augh! My '''SPLEEN!'''."
* One of the [[VideoGame/Postal2 Postal Dude's]] injury reaction lines is: "Ow, my spleen's poking out!"
* One of Peacock's responses when being K.O.ed in ''VideoGame/{{Skullgirls}}'' is groaning out "My spleen...". Notable in that she's a cyborg and it's not known (yet) the extent of how much of her body was replaced by mechanical parts aside from her arms and legs.
* In the old ''Stunt Island'' [[SimulationGame flight simulator]], crashing a plane results in waking up to the local HerrDoktor monotonously reciting a random list of AmusingInjuries you've suffered, which might include a ruptured spleen.
* In ''VideoGame/ArmedAndDangerous'' Roman will occasionally comment on the LudicrousGibs he's causing with "Is that a spleen?"
* One of the many random news-ticker headlines in ''VideoGame/CookieClicker'': "Nation cheers as legislators finally outlaw the human spleen!"
* ''VideoGame/{{Warframe}}'': A Kuva Lich with the "Jovial" personality has two lines involving his spleen:
-->'''Lich''' : (upon being hit with a correct Requiem Mod combination) Ugh, I can ''taste'' my spleen... that's not good.
-->'''Lich''': (when downed as an ally) Ouch! Got me right in the roto-spleen.
** ''The Deadlock Protocol'' sees captured Solaris workers being held aboard Corpus ships to be sent into the Granum Void. One voiceline from a captured worker threatens to make the Corpus workers know the taste of their own spleen.
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[[folder:Web Animation]]
* A throwaway gag of ''WebAnimation/RedVsBlue'' has Grif grievously injured and in immediate need of surgery. Simmons [[GotVolunteered "volunteers"]] to donate his organs to Grif, becoming a {{Cyborg}} in the process. Almost every organ is transplanted, except for the spleen, [[{{Squick}} which is inflated and used for general recreation, and espirits de corps.]]
* The {{Animutation}} ''[[WebAnimation/ColinMochrieVsJesusHChrist French Erotic Film]]'' has a group of character parodying WesternAnimation/{{Captain Planet|AndThePlaneteers}} in order to stop [[Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway Colin Mochrie]] who has turned into a crazy scotsman. But instead of summoning with the power of Heart, they use the power of Spleen, with a FreezeFrameBonus asking WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* As seen in the page picture, Black Mage's spleen is a RunningGag in ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''. By [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2002/11/30/thanksgiving-2002-guest-comic-2/ Thanksgiving 2002]], he's apparently found it.
* The spleen is the most-mentioned organ in ''Webcomic/ChoppingBlock''. Butch admits he has no idea what it does, but he claims it has "a certain je ne sais quois."
* "Has anyone seen my spleen?" is a common phrase in the aftermath of combat in ''Webcomic/DorkTower''. Or, in real life, the aftermath of Carson trying to [[http://www.dorktower.com/2007/02/21/comics-archive-885/ kick a "fenderberg" off a moving car]].
* Shirt Guy Dom from some ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo'' filler strips certainly qualifies -- [[http://megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=130 there's]] [[http://megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=481 a]] [[http://megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=837 reason]] he has a [[http://megatokyo.com/index.php?strip_id=889 spear named Spleen Slayer]].
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'':
** When Elan is badly wounded, he asks: "How important is one of these?" while holding out an unspecified detached organ. Said wounds were due to being ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice, after which he states, "Look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen."
** Subverted in bonus comic "How the Paladin Got His Scar". A character mentions losing their spleen in a fight, which at first seems like just another case of InherentlyFunnyWords, but they later mention in passing that they [[SurprisinglyRealisticOutcome will need to take medicine for the rest of their life,]] and have been [[spoiler:honourably discharged from the army.]]
* ''Webcomic/IrregularWebcomic'' :
** One of the ''Pyramid'' magazine strips, which can be found [[http://www.sjgames.com/pyramid/iwc/?strip=12 here]], features a critical hit chart aimed at PC's. "Spleen" was labelled "Susceptible to Infection", which is a nuisance in a fantasy setting (more so in LowFantasy), but given how many of the other organs are labelled "Death", "Paraplegia" or "Crippled", Ruined Spleen Guy is probably getting off lightly.
** [[http://www.sjgames.com/pyramid/iwc/?strip=3 Another]] strip lists the medical capabilities of the party, which includes:
--->'''Lambert:''' Draak has a comprehensive knowledge of battlefield surgery.\\
'''Draak:''' DRAAK TAKE OUT BAD SPLEEN ONE TIME.
** One of the main site's polls asked readers to choose the [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/polls/poll0495.html funniest non-reproductive organ]]. "Spleen" was, of course, the runaway winner.
* [[http://www.bogleech.com/awfulhospital/025 Spleonard Spleenus]] in ''Webcomic/AwfulHospital'' is a [[AnimateBodyParts sapient version]] of one of these. One of his tangents even contains a link to this very page.
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'': Apparently a form of magical CPR can be performed by [[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_160.php bludgeoning a nearby fae]] in the spleen. In spite of circumstances, this is probably more RuleOfFunny than anything else. Though, the one in need of healing later turned out to be an EmotionEater with an affinity for pain. So, hypothetically beating a bystander in the spleen could have healed him.
* Used in ''Webcomic/{{Exiern}}'', [[http://www.exiern.com/2017/04/12/drive-around-the-boom-gates-at-a-level-crossing/ here]].
-->'''King Urtica:''' Besides, in this business it can be useful to work with someone who is heartless.\\
'''Olivia:''' I am only ''[[LiteralMetaphor literally]]'' [[LiteralMetaphor heartless]]. I am generally a very passionate person.\\
'''Urtica:''' I meant it literally. I've lost a lot of right hands to blades.\\
'''Olivia:''' I will die if poisoned, crushed, drowned, dropped from a great height, or stabbed in places ''other'' than my heart.\\
'''Urtica:''' Perhaps, but this is political intrigue at the very highest of dramatic levels. No-one ever aims for the spleen.
* Getting hurt in the spleen is a sort of long-term RunningGag in ''WebComic/SluggyFreelance''. It's more than just mentioned in a parody of ''Film/KillBill'', in which [[HairRaisingHare Bun-bun]] is killing telemarketers, and he's shown holding a spleen that he says one of them "dropped".
* There's a RunningGag in ''WebComic/DarthsAndDroids'' about an organ called the splanch, not that humans have it, [[https://www.darthsanddroids.net/episodes/1096.html apparently]]. It must be some kind of spleen InSpace At one point, when the GameMaster mentions a "sleen" (a lizard), [[KnowNothingKnowItAll Jim]] claims it's the organ behind the splanch.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Invoked by ''WebVideo/GrayStillPlays''. "Spleens" is what he named his derpy-looking, {{Cloudcuckoolander}} virtual cat that serves as a RecurringCharacter (and even kind of a {{mascot}} for Gray) in his ''VideoGame/TheSims4'' videos.
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/BeavisAndButtHead'', the duo try to get money by suing people for injuries they supposedly obtained from people. Near the end, Beavis is hit by Tom Anderson's car. He isn't seriously injured but he pretends to be and shouts "Ow, my spleen!", but he grabs at his crotch when he says this and probably doesn't know what one is.
* ''WesternAnimation/DaveTheBarbarian'':
-->''Evil minion falls over on The Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy''\\
'''Chuckles''': Oooh, I think you ruptured [[MadLibsCatchPhrase my little piggy spleen]].
* ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddParents''
** In an attempt to beat Timmy up while Timmy blocks his attempts with his newly-gotten attendance award, Francis can be heard shouting "Ow, my hand! Ow, my other hand! Ow, my head! Ow, my spleen!" as he continues to take swings.
** In another episode Timmy's Dad decides to get a new job on the Internet, so Cosmo and Wanda pose as interactive characters on the website. He pokes Cosmo with the arrow and he says "Ow, my spleen!".
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/HeyArnold'', [[BornUnlucky Eugene]] has his tonsils removed in a hospital mixup. He says it's alright, he doesn't need them anyway...but wishes they had left his spleen. Then he flashes the [[{{Squick}} scar.]]
* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'' had Dib's spleen getting damaged during a {{Fantastic Voyage|Plot}}.
* ''WesternAnimation/KidCosmic'': Ramona and Carlos end up controlling the spleen of a HumongousMecha. Carlos doesn't understand what the purpose of it is.
-->'''Carlos:''' What does the spleen do? ''WHAT DOES THE SPLEEN DO?''
* ''WesternAnimation/MuchaLucha'' has The Flea thinking his spleen as this, and lies about having hurt his spleen whenever he wants to get out of something. Then an evil doctor tries to steal it to create a bio-robot, [[RefugeInAudacity but his spleen literally exits his body and beats up the robot in a wrestling match. And the Flea's other organs also join in the fight. Then returns to his body.]] [[SpaceWhaleAesop Moral of the story is that the spleen is not a useless organ.]] [[spoiler:Subverted in a final scene showing the Flea's spleen return to his "home"; he does nothing but watch TV.]]
* Averted in ''WesternAnimation/OzzyAndDrix'', where Ozzy dispatches one villain by luring him to the spleen and describing its functions. Said spleen is effectively a TurbineBlender.
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[[folder:Real Life]]
* Averted every time a patient with a possible infection has their left side palpated by a doctor, as feeling that the spleen is enlarged can be a useful first indicator of ailments such as mononucleosis. Though you can survive without one, with some medication.
* Also averted before birth. Up until the fifth month of gestation, when bone marrow develops, a human fetus's blood cell production occurs mainly in its spleen.
* A French idiom for "running very quickly" is "courir comme un dératé" ("running like someone without a spleen"). It comes from the old belief that the spleen is useless besides causing a side stitch during the effort, thus losing the organ would only make you more athletic.
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