->''"Customer Disservice: Because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.despair.com/cudi.html despair.com]]'''

Particularly notorious in restaurants, but really can pop up in any kind of sales establishment. This is the customer who ''expects'' that the customer is always right to the point that it reaches the extreme of "everyone on staff must be wrong."

The picky type will make [[OvercomplicatedMenuOrder excessively long or complicated orders]], and they will send the food back repeatedly if it is not made to their overly-precise specifications. The bossy type may not make overly complicated orders, but if any tiny little thing is wrong (in their view), they will take it out on the poor employee who has the unenviable job of waiting on them. And the fraudulent type order a meal, eat half of it, and then use some pretense to demand a second dish and/or a refund -- and they will chew out the waitstaff if they don't get it.

Generally a {{Comedy Trope|s}}. Note that, in order to qualify for this trope, the complaints must be completely specious in the eyes of the audience.

TruthInTelevision, and there are [[http://clientsfromhell.net/ entire]] ''[[http://notalwaysright.com/ sites]]'' devoted to examples of these unpleasant persons.

Not to be confused with the FireBreathingDiner, who may have every reason to complain (after he gets a drink of water). The UnsatisfiableCustomer is usually not NiceToTheWaiter.

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[[folder:Comic Strips]]
* A classic cartoon posted in countless places of business depicts an employee at the Complaints Desk confronting a sour-faced older female customer:
--> ''"All right, Ma'am, suppose I refund your money, send you another one without charge, close the store, and have the manager shot -- would that be satisfactory?"''
* The cast of ''{{ComicStrip/Retail}}'' deals with these on a regular basis.
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[[folder:Fan Works]]
* ''Fanfic/UltimateSpiderWoman'': Mary Jane Watson didn't start out in the best of moods, given that she was called into work on her day off. And ''then'' there was the fact that she was stressing about everything from her grades to her money problems to her career to her mother's therapy. And '''then''' there was the fact that she ended up being late for work, getting yelled at by her boss in the process, because she had to stop a bank robbery as Spider-Woman. And '''''then''''' there was the fact that two of the other waitresses had to go home sick, forcing Mary Jane to cover for them, to the point where she didn't get a break all night. When one particularly obnoxious customer kept demanding for one particular brand of coffee even after Mary Jane repeatedly tried to tell her they were all out, it's not hard to see why she finally exploded and yelled at the customer. Unfortunately, her boss didn't see it that way, and took the $200 gift certificate he gave the customer out of Mary Jane's salary.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* In ''Series/AuctionKings'', some people bring in a piece, and then keep it in the auction when it appraises for far less than what they want. When the item sells for less than they wanted, they get pissed.
* In ''FastTimesAtRidgemontHigh'', Brad works at two fast food restaurants. At the first one, he is fired after being forced into an argument by an [[{{Jerkass}} overly demanding customer]].
* In the movie ''{{Waiting}}'', the staff does some nasty things to the food of a woman who endlessly complains about small flaws. Never piss off the people that handle your food.
* Sally is like this in ''WhenHarryMetSally''.
* The remake of ''FunWithDickAndJane'' has Jane (who, in this incarnation, works in a travel agency) repeatedly dealing with customers like this, one before she quits her job on the phone on a plane literally ''shrieking'' about how he has a kosher meal in front of him, even telling the flight attendant talking to him on the other end to grow up in response to ''her'' telling him to grow up.
* At the beginning of ''VictorVictoria'', Victoria attempts the fraudulent variation while dining with Carroll, slipping a cockroach into her salad. The restaurant owner tells her that [[GenreSavvy two other customers have attempted the same ruse]] and it's not going to work, but then the cockroach climbs up the leg of another diner, and during the resulting melee they're able to escape.
* ''Film/SuperTroopers'' has Rod Farva as this at a burger joint, although it's a pretty mild example. However, then he starts ordering things that aren't on the menu, such as "liter of cola". The guy at the counter has no idea what a liter is, and Farva just gets more and more wound up. He does calm down, eventually, and sits down to eat... Then the guy at the counter makes a mistake of putting a hole in his cup. Cue CurbStompBattle. He did take the idea of having his burger spat into surprisingly well, though.
--> '''Dimpus Burger Guy''': Beverage?
--> '''Farva''': Gimme a litre o' cola.
--> '''Dimpus Burger Guy''': What?
--> '''Farva''': [''Annoyed''] A litre o' cola.
--> '''Dimpus Burger Guy''': [''into mic''] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
--> '''Ramathorn''': Will you just order a large, Farva?
--> '''Farva''': I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
--> '''Dimpus Burger Guy''': [''to Farva''] I don't know what that is!
--> '''Farva''': [''slowly starts shouting''] Litre is French for... [''grabs burger kid by shirt''] give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
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[[folder:Literature]]
* Any time in an Emma Lathen novel when Literature/JohnPutnamThatcher goes to a restaurant with recurring minor character Tom Robichaux, you'll see this. Robichaux, a gourmet, is always criticizing the food.
* ''Literature/TheScrewtapeLetters'' has Wormwood's target's mother. She's a specific sort of glutton - she insists on ''very'' small portions and has a fit if she thinks there's too much on the plate. Screwtape notes that her son ''hates'' her for this, even though he never says anything.
* "Ace" Quiggle in Creator/RobertAHeinlein's ''Literature/HaveSpaceSuitWillTravel'' repeatedly harasses the main character, who works as a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soda_jerk soda jerk]] at a pharmacy. Though in this case, he's obviously doing it to be a jerk, and the pharmacy owner specifically tells the protagonist that he can kick customers like that out if he wants to.
* In ''TheWitches'', one client is apparently this, complaining that her steak is too dry. So the waiter takes back to the kitchen has the entire staff spit in it, and returns it. Later he reports that she likes it just fine now.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''TrueBlood'' have these quite often, with so many of the characters working in a bar. However, the first two scenes of the first episode of the first season are both spectacular examples of other kinds. First a grocery store intermezzo with a JerkJock and a redneck Vampire, then over to one of the main characters who quits her job at a hardware store because of one overly annoying customer.
* Inverted in a ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'' sketch which had unsatisfiable ''waitstaff'', convinced that their service was inexcusably terrible while the customers tried to reassure them it wasn't a big deal. The issue? A slightly dirty fork. The result? Most of the staff end up dead.
** Played straight in the "Spam" Sketch. A woman and her husband enter a restaurant where every menu item contains Spam, the woman does not like spam.
* The Bookshop Sketch from ''Series/AtLastThe1948Show'' (and later reprised by ''[[Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus Monty Python]]'') features a customer who asks for several books with titles similar to ones by Charles Dickens, refuses to buy Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds unless the gannet is removed, and eventually reveals after he finds a book that [[spoiler:he has no money and can't read]].
* [[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy]] has to deal with a spell creating one of these in 'Life Serial'. The spell is cast to create an endless time loop until she can satisfy the customer. HilarityEnsues.
* LizzieMcGuire once got a job as a busboy, which she quit after dealing with several of these at once, including a man who complained that his spoon wasn't clean, even though he was eating a bagel and didn't actually need a spoon. And the resident AlphaBitch pouring half her milkshake on the floor in front of her, saying, "Oops, clumsy me. Guess you better start cleaning that up!"
* Tended to turn up a lot in classic UK Sitcoms.This appeared in ''Series/AlloAllo'', ''Series/AreYouBeingServed'', ''OpenAllHours'', ''Series/DadsArmy'', and many others.
* ''Series/FawltyTowers'' has more than a few, though it could be argued that this is the type of customer [[UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist Basil deserves]]. A few are so awful they actually manage to get the viewer on Basil's side.
* ''Series/MarriedWithChildren'': The fat women Al Bundy regularly deals with usually fit this. A common complaint from them is their foot not fitting in a size six shoe. Al, of course, fights back with an endless stream of insults.
* Many people complaining to the Parks Department on ''Series/ParksAndRecreation'', often about random and/or nonsensical issues:
-->'''Woman:''' I made this in one of your pottery classes. It's terrible! ''(angrily smashes ceramic object on floor)''
** And then there was the guy who ''handcuffed himself to Leslie's desk'' and vowed to stay there until she agreed to put a copy of ''{{Twilight}}'' in the town's time capsule.
* ''Series/LittleBritain'' has a recurring sketch where Mr Mann enters a shop (it's always the same set, but what the shop sells varies in every sketch) and begins asking for more and more ridiculously specific items (things like "a picture of a disappointed-looking horse", or "a pirate-themed memory game for ages four to eight") from the shopkeeper, with varying degrees of success.
* In most of the "Two A-Holes" skits on ''Series/SaturdayNightLive'', the title characters play the role of unsatisfiable customers to a single StraightMan character, such as a salesman or a travel agent. Typically, the skit starts off with the Straight Man attempting to be polite and tolerate the A-Holes' inane behavior and bizarre demands, but ends with the Straight Man finally losing his/her temper and telling the A-Holes to go to hell.
* The French comedy show ''[[http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palace_(s%C3%A9rie_t%C3%A9l%C3%A9vis%C3%A9e) Palace]]'' has a recurring sketch starring a pernickity customer at a Grand Hotel always calling for the director ([[MemeticMutation "Appelez-moi le directeur !"]]) for the littlest things, which has since [[http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=%22Appelez-moi+le+directeur%22 spawned lots of imitation]] -- notably, a series of advertisement for an assurance company, originally using the same comedians. The director would always get the last word, often with a completely absurd explanation to whatever dysfonction in the Palace the client noted. For example, when confronted with a cockroach inside the hotel room, he argues that it's the reincarnated form of his poor, dead mother. The sketch invariably ends with the client [[BreakingTheFourthWall facing the camera and saying,]] "Je l'aurais un jour... je l'aurais !" ("I'll get him one day... I'll get him!")
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[[folder:Puppet Shows]]
* ''Series/SesameStreet'' has a recurring series of {{Muppet}} sketches featuring Grover as a waiter in a restaurant, attempting to serve a fussy customer (portrayed by the ubiquitous "Fat Blue" Muppet, and unofficially known as Mr. Johnson, or [[Series/TheDailyShow Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele]]). The early skits played the trope straight, but as time went on the conflict began to center more around Grover's confusion or incompetence as opposed to the customer's unreasonableness.
** A popular [[{{Fanon}} fan theory]] is that Grover's doing it on purpose in these later skits with ObfuscatingStupidity to get back at Mr. Johnson for treating Grover so badly in the first place. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpeEMxOOmAE One skit]] depicting Grover working at a fried chicken restaurant has a sign on the wall depicting him as Employee Of The Month, despite his needing Mr. Johnson to explain the difference between "empty" and "full" buckets of chicken.
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[[folder:Video Games]]
* The ''Franchise/MassEffect'' series has the memetic [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1N1ELEVUMs "Refund Guy"]]. In ''VideoGame/MassEffect3'', you can either help him or tell him to give up. You then find out that he was trying to get a refund on a toaster oven that cost 15 credits.
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[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': While working at a BurgerFool, Mike comes across one of these, who is moronic and racist to boot. So he sticks his dick in the guy's soda.
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[[folder:Web Original]]
* Website/ActsOfGord depicts a lot of such situations. The actual site is at [[http://www.actsofgord.com/ www.actsofgord.com]]
* Website/NotAlwaysRight is all about this trope. The actual site is at [[http://notalwaysright.com/ notalwaysright.com/]]
* ''Webcomic/HyperboleAndAHalf'': [[http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/milk-crisis-of-2005.html NO!!!!! LESS MILK THAN THAT!!!]]
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[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'': Homer gets on a bag boy's nerves before a HalfwayPlotSwitch sends the family on an African Safari.
-->'''Homer:''' Wait -- I changed my mind. Stack it in the order I'll eat it driving home.\\
'''Bag Boy 1:''' Sir, please! I already bagged it by color, and in order of each item's discovery by man.\\
'''Homer:''' Customer's always right; that's what everybody likes about us. Now, mush!\\
[...]\\
'''Homer:''' ''(poking Bag Boy 1 with a french loaf)'' Hurry up! I can't stand here jabbing you all day.\\
'''Bag Boy 1:''' That's it. On behalf of Sack Stuffers Local 199, I'm calling a strike!
* In the more "picky," rather than "bossy" vein, a few ''{{WesternAnimation/SpongeBob SquarePants}}'' episodes have plots centered around this. Notably with Bubblebass and Bubble Buddy.
** [[{{Jerkass}} Bubblebass]] is so bad, he actually wound up sending [=SpongeBob=] into a HeroicBSOD. Bubblebass in fact hidden the pickles under his tongue the whole time ([[NoodleIncident along with someone's car keys]]), either to gain a refund (and thus a free Krabby Patty) or just to MindScrew [=SpongeBob=] ForTheLulz.
** The guy from "Pizza Delivery" comes to mind. He asks for a pizza delivery from a restaurant that doesn't deliver OR make pizzas and then berates [=SpongeBob=] to point of tears for forgetting a soda he didn't even order. Fortunately, [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold Squidward]] [[CrowningMomentofAwesome convinced the customer to take the pizza "on the house".]]
-->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Did he take it?\\
'''Squidward:''' Yep, [[ForceFeeding ate the whole thing in one bite]].
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'': Peter tried to teach Chris how to defraud the restaurant by planting a dead guy in the soup bowl. Unfortunately, Chris' prop hadn't actually died yet...
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS1E14SuitedForSuccess Suited for Success]]'', Rarity's attempts to design new dresses for her friends turns them all into Unsatisfiable Customers with vague, tacky, or impractical suggestions which nearly drive her to distraction. After seeing [[RummageSaleReject the reception their own designs get]], they gratefully accept her original offerings, while for her part Rarity learns that she can't please everypony.
** In ''[[Recap/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagicS4E23InspirationManifestation Inspiration Manifestation]]'', Rarity thinks Claude is this at first, until she ''is'' able to satisfy him.
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'': In ''Not So Awesome Blossom,'' our carrot-topped little champion feels that she can't do anything right, runs away from home and eventually gets a job at a place called Hot Dog On A Skewer. The customers obviously see Blossom as inept in that job as she, being the only employee seen, cannot do three things at once (the capper having her throw a mustard bottle to the ground in disgust and having it squirt in her face).
* ''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'': YOU HAVE YOUR SLAW, SIR!
* While not technically a customer, in one episode of ''WesternAnimation/CourageTheCowardlyDog'', Muriel gets changed into a toddler after being sucked up by a tornado. At one point she declares she's hungry, and Courage goes about making her some cheese and macaroni, with her ''constantly'' stating more/less cheese/macaroni. Finally, she cries out "Perfect!" and then throws it in Courage's face, stating she hates cheese and macaroni. [[CatchPhrase The things he does for love]].
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