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Describing an atomic explosion as being "somewhat noisy."

A statement which, while technically accurate in a strictly literal sense, fails to convey the magnitude of the situation being described.

There are many ways to use this. One common way is following the RuleOfThree by having two strongly made points followed by something [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking more casual]]. It may help to have a DeadpanSnarker who habitually presents things in the least exciting manner. TheDitz may make understatements unintentionally.

In any case, understatement only works where a tension level has been built to go "under". Note that like {{sarcasm|Mode}}, some people are [[LiteralMinded completely blind to the effect]].

British and Australian humor occasionally demonstrates this.

See also Litotes, which is dramatic understatement, typically using double negatives to peak effect. For example the phrase 'Not Bad' meaning 'Good'.

''Please don't Administrivia/{{sinkhole}} this article in your own attempt at an understatement on the wiki. The attempt either works or it doesn't.''

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[[folder:Anime & Manga]]
* In ''Anime/DragonBallGT'', when Chi-Chi freaks out when Goku doesn't know about the Dragon Ball on his head. Gohan's response:
--> '''Gohan:''' She finally cracked.
* ''Anime/MagicalGirlLyricalNanohaStrikerS'':
** The title character employs this often in her everyday speech. Telling her daughter [[MysteriousWaif Vivio]] that "[[YouWontFeelAThing This is going to hurt a bit]]" before [[spoiler: blasting her with [[BeamSpam five]] [[WaveMotionGun Starlight Breakers]] at the same time]] is just one of many examples. Another infamous example: "Shall I cool your head a little?", which she uttered to a rebellious Teana before [[spoiler:bombarding her into unconsciousness using her own spell]].
* ''Anime/CodeGeass'' has Nunnally become a master of understatement with "In the past, unfortunate happenings took place inside [[spoiler:the Special Administrative Region of Japan]]." "Unfortunate happenings" meaning ''[[spoiler:genocide]]''.
* The Major from ''{{Manga/Hellsing}}'' sums it all up with this little declaration: [[BloodKnight "My friends, it has often been said that I like war."]] He then spends about 7 minutes clarifying what parts about war he loves the best. Somewhere along the line the understatement wears off.
* Zelgadis, resident DeadpanSnarker of ''{{LightNovel/Slayers}}'', is quite fond of understatement.
* In ''Manga/TsubasaReservoirChronicle'', there was this small exchange between Mokona and [[{{Manga/X1999}} Fuuma]] during a battle:
-->'''Fuuma:''' It looks like my big brother-san is starting to take this seriously. \\
'''Mokona:''' What happens if [[Manga/TokyoBabylon Seishirou]] gets serious? \\
'''Fuuma:''' That's when things get just a little bit scary.
* Guts from ''{{Manga/Berserk}}'' tends to be fairly nonchalant about things that would send other people screaming for the hills. One instance stands out, though, when he's fighting in his pain-nullifying Berserker armor. After getting bitten by what is basically a possessed sperm whale, picked up by a tornado and dropped from a height of several hundred feet, and catching a ''burning main mast'' (that would normally take 12 men and a bunch of pulleys to lift) before it falls on his friends, he remarks, deadpan, "Well, I'm gonna be sore in the morning."
* In ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist'', Mustang states this line while fighting ''[[spoiler:Envy]]''.
-->'''Mustang''' What's it like having the fluid inside of your eyes boil? I imagine it might sting a little.
** In [[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist the 2003 anime version]], there's this exchange:
-->'''State Alchemist:''' You were killed for disrespecting your superior officer's orders.
-->'''Kimblee:''' You could say that...or you could say I made women and children go boom. And when my superiors complained...
-->'''Gluttony:''' Boom!
* Two good ''Manga/MahouSenseiNegima'' examples. One, Tsukuyomi casually mentions to Fate that she's never gotten along with other people very well. Tsukuyomi only falls short of an OmnicidalManiac in it ForTheEvulz because she lacks the power. Godel also sends Negi a brief note with a cheery smile about how their last meeting probably didn't go very well if he's reading this now. Godel [[spoiler:just tried to chop Negi's limbs off and made a huge wound in 'Asuna's' shoulder.]]
* In ''Anime/DigimonTamers'', one of the Digimon, which is shaped like a gear, does this a lot.
-->'''Hagurumon:''' It's fantastic! It's great. Nah, guess it's okay.
-->'''Hagurumon: (later)''' It's a disaster! It's terrible! Meh, guess it's not that good.
* Reversed in [[WebVideo/GundamAbridged Mobile Suit Gundam Abridged]] by Gutted Wren Studios, when Char talks to Vice Admiral Dozle after one of Char's first encounters with the Gundam and reports back to Dozle (against his own will) and says the Gundam has 6 arms and eats people.
* ''Manga/VinlandSaga'': After [[BewareTheQuietOnes growing a massive pair of balls]] and deciding to become the [[TakeOverTheWorld Ruler of Northern Europe]], Canute answers to the question where he would want to go ''"To the military headquarters in Gainsborough. [[ArchnemesisDad I will have a squabble with my father.]]"''
* In ''Manga/BlackLagoon'', Dutch gets Rock to take care of their hostage with the following statement:
-->'''Dutch''': "Rock, could you take over babysitting? As you can see, not a lot of maternal instinct there." ''(in response to Revy opening fire on an unarmed child hostage)''
* The first preview video of ''Manga/{{Kotoura-san}}'', where Haruka [[HoldingBothSidesOfTheConversation interiews herself]], she gravely downplays the effects of her {{telepathy}} powers on her. She at most says, "I don't really want it," and uses her constant DirtyMindReading from Manabe as an example. [[spoiler:That is actually the ''least'' of her problems, particularly considering he's her ''first friend'' in nearly a decade. In an oversimplification, Haruka's telepathic powers left her friendless, socially stigmatized and severely traumatized.]] In fact, she started to sweat profusely as the "interview" goes on and eventually she decides it's too tiring to go on.
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[[folder:Comicbooks]]
* {{Franchise/Batman}} [[ComicBook/BruceWayneFugitive saying]] he knows he's "not an easy person to know". Cue the dumbstruck look on the faces of the assembled Batfamily.
-->'''Oracle''': Well... ''that'''s about the ''understatement'' of the ''century'', I'd say.
* A similar scene occurs in ''{{Comicbook/Watchmen}}'' when SociopathicHero Rorschach admits that it's hard to be his friend.
* From some issue of some comic book written by some author:
-->'''ComicBook/NickFury:''' The nuke... how'd it feel?
-->'''ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}:''' Warm.
* A vintage Whitney Darrow cartoon for ''Magazine/TheNewYorker'' magazine has a trio of robbers emerging from a bank with their loot, to face an encircling cordon of heavily-armed police, a swarm of press vehicles and about a thousand rubberneckers. One of the robbers: "There must have been a leak."
* Evey's reaction to V blowing up the Houses of Parliament in ''Comicbook/VForVendetta'': "But that... that's against the law!"
* ''{{Comicbook/Empowered}}'': "... guess th' white capes might be underestimatin' ol' Willy Pete jus' a li'l bit less, next time around."
* [[Comicbook/TheMightyThor "Ultron. We would have]] ''[[http://myhumblereview.blogspot.com/2011/10/avengers-vs-ultron.html words]]'' [[Comicbook/TheMightyThor with thee."]]
* ''[[Comicbook/MarvelStarWars World of Fire]]'' has Leia delivering exposition about a DugTooDeep situation, and saying that if TheEmpire got hold of whatever was at the bottom...
--> '''Luke''': "It could be trouble?"
--> '''Leia''': "Luke, I love your gift for understatement!"

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[[folder: Fan Works]]
* Used a number of times in ''Fanfic/WithStringsAttached'', but perhaps most famously when John enters the scene dragging Paul, who has been turned into a diamond statue: “Lads, we've a bit of a problem.”
* ''WebAnimation/TurnaboutStorm'':
** [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Twilight]] refers to what [[VisualNovel/AceAttorney Phoenix]] calls "[[TrappedInAnotherWorld kidnapping me]] with your freaky spell" as "a minor setback".
** Twilight says that [[MilesGloriosus Trixie]] has a habit for running her mouth, which isn't that much of an understatement, but after spending 2 minutes with her, Phoenix thinks that "running her mouth" [[SmallNameBigEgo just doesn't cut it]].
** Rarity says she got a "tad" annoyed waiting in the post office's line. She says this after [[DramaQueen her massive, loud rant about their service]] [[ComicalOverreacting and their lack of pens]].
-->'''Phoenix:''' ''(A "TAD"!? It sounds like you just had an aneurysm!!)''
* Rachel hangs the lampshade in ''FanFic/TheGamesOfTheGods'', Book One, Chapter 33, before the [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings War of the Ring]].
--> "As I'm sure you know, Rachel, some dangerous times have come upon Middle-Earth." Elrond started.\\
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"Understatement!" I muttered, and Elrond gave me a Look before continuing.
* ''FanFic/TheTwilightChild'': Cadence's reaction to a hurried recap of events by the Cutie Mark Crusaders, as Canterlot is invaded by Changelings which are being fought off by Celestia and Luna, while Discord is making it rain koala bears and pianos is simply to state: "That's unusual news."
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[[folder:Films -- Animated]]
* ''WesternAnimation/FlushedAway'': "Thank you... For the lift."; "Warning: Rather Cold" written on a tank of liquid nitrogen.
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Hoodwinked}}''! - when the Wolf watches Red Puckett fall several hundred feet from a moving cable car cabin, he summarizes it on his note-to-self tape recorder as, "Ouch."
* In ''Disney/{{Tangled}}'', Rapunzel [[MoodSwinger rapidly shifts]] between elation at her new-found freedom and despair at the thought of actually having run away from her "mother" (actually her kidnapper, but she doesn't know that) several times. Flynn snarks "You know...I can't help but notice you seem a little at war with yourself here."
* There's this from ''WesternAnimation/BatmanBeyondReturnOfTheJoker'', where Batgirl calls Harley out for helping Joker's final crime.
-->'''Harley:''' "Ok, ''so he roughed the kid up a little'', but I'll make it right."
** "Roughed the kid up a little" being the Joker torturing Robin. For long enough that Robin went completely insane.
* ''Disney/{{Pinocchio}}'': In response to Monstro's '''''gigantic''''' sneeze...
-->'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Gesundheit!
* ''Disney/{{Frozen}}'': After Elsa is outed as a sorceress and runs away, accidentally freezing the whole kingdom into an EndlessWinter, this is combined with a [[LampshadeHanging Lampshading]] of CouldHaveAvoidedThisPlot:
--> '''Anna:''' ...Of course none of this would have happened if she had just told me her secret. ''She's a stinker''.
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[[folder:Films -- Live-Action]]
* Creator/LaurelAndHardy: In the short film ''Helpmates'', Stan Laurel tries to help a desperate Oliver Hardy clean up after a wild party before the shrewish Mrs. Hardy returns home. One thing leads to another and Stan ends up burning Ollie's house down. After a tearful apology, he caps it off by stating, "Well, I guess there's nothing left for me to do." Ollie sighs with resignation and says, "I guess not."
* ''Film/{{Apollo 13}}'': "...they won't know where they're headed." "That's a bad way to fly."
* ''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheLastCrusade'': "He chose...poorly."
* ''{{Film/Ghostbusters}}'' - "[[ForbiddenChekhovsGun Crossing the streams would be bad]]." And earlier, just after annihilating a cleaning cart, "Okay. Successful test."
* [[TheChosenOne Chosen One]] in ''Film/KungPowEnterTheFist'' confronts the BigBad in the climax of the film with "You killed my family. And I don't like that kind of thing."
* ''Film/SweeneyToddTheDemonBarberOfFleetStreet'': "Years ago, something happened up there. Something not very nice." In the trailers for the movie, this quote by Mrs. Lovett was used to refer to Sweeney's rather... bloody... killing spree. But in the context of the movie (and the play it was based on), it referred to Benjamin Barker's false transportation for life and would lead into the number "Poor Thing", where we find out that Judge Turpin, after the above KickTheDog moment, [[RapeAsDrama had his way with the guy's poor wife]].
* ''Film/HarryPotter''
** ''Goblet of Fire'':
-->'''Harry''': "Come seek us where our voices sound."\\
'''Hermione''': The Black Lake, that's obvious.\\
'''Harry''': "An hour long you'll have to look."\\
'''Hermione''': Again, obvious, though admittedly potentially problematic.\\
'''Harry''': "Potentially problematic"? When was the last time you held your breath underwater for an hour, Hermione?
** ''Chamber of Secrets'': Hermione, referring to LargeHam ghost Moaning Myrtle:
-->'''Hermione''': She's a little sensitive.
*** In the same film, after surviving a harrowing encounter with the Hogwarts Express:
--->'''Harry''': [[CaptainObvious I think we found the train.]]\\
'''Ron''': Yeah.
* In ''Film/StarTrek'', Spock Prime's assessment of the bastard who [[spoiler:destroyed Vulcan because SP failed to save Romulus ''in the future'']]: "He is a particularly troubled Romulan." Leave it to Spock - any Spock - to be a master of understatement.
** From the same conversation:
-->[[spoiler:'''Kirk''': "So you're saying I have to emotionally compromise you guys."\\
'''Spock Prime''': Jim, I just lost my planet. I can tell you, I am emotionally compromised."]]
** ''Film/StarTrekVITheUndiscoveredCountry'' had a couple regarding the [[EarthShatteringKaboom destruction of Praxis]]. The first was Brigadier Kurla's response to ''Excelsior's'' offer of aid: "There has been an incident on Praxis."
*** The other was provided, once again, by TheSpock: "Two months ago a Federation Starship monitored an explosion of the Klingon moon Praxis." If you call being knocked off course and nearly shaken to pieces "monitoring".
* In the ending of ''Film/KillBill'', Bill explains his massacre of everyone attending the Bride's wedding rehearsal by saying that he [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?gl=US&v=lASM_n2R_TY "overreacted."]] Oh, and this little gem:
--> '''[=Earl McGraw=]''': It would appear someone objected to this union and wasn't able to hold their peace.
* In ''{{Film/Gladiator}}'', the Emperor says of his son, "Commodus is not a moral man." Even he had ''no idea''.
* Lampshaded in ''Film/IRobot''. After [[spoiler: the robot rebellion]] that the ProperlyParanoid protagonist Spooner predicted starts, Spooner shows up an expert in robotics who dismissed his warnings before and says with grim satisfaction:
--> You know, somehow, "I told you so" just doesn't quite say it.
* ''Film/GalaxyQuest'''s Tech Sergeant Fred Kwan prefers these; his reaction to being [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWv9r5MXdSA&feature=related unexpectedly teleported]] 8 million light-years in a gel-pod to land on an alien ship was a subdued "That was a helluva thing."
* ''Film/FightClub'': "You met me at a very strange time in my life."
* ''Film/MajorLeague'': "Juuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside..."
* ''Film/XMenOriginsWolverine'':
** Logan when asked how his execution by firing squad went; "Tickled."
** Also this exchange:
-->'''Farmer''': "Had a rough night?"\\
'''Wolverine''': "You could say that."
* In ''{{Film/Avatar}}'', after [[spoiler: Grace Augustine]] is shot: "This is gonna ruin my whole day."
* ''Film/TheRockyHorrorPictureShow'': "I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey..." Strange doesn't even ''begin'' to cover what happens to Brad (ASSHOLE!) and Janet (SLUT!).
* The {{tagline}} to ''Film/CitizenKane'' was "It's terrific!"
* Anakin Skywalker in ''Film/RevengeOfTheSith'', just after the atmospheric entry tore off the bigger part of the ''Invisible Hand'' (the ship he happens to be flying): "We lost something." This was immediately {{lampshade|Hanging}}d with Obi-Wan's reply: "Not to worry, we are still flying ''half'' a ship."
* In ''Women in Trouble'', when asked if she's a virgin, [[ReallyGetsAround porn megastar]] Elektra Luxx replies "No."
* Creator/MichaelCaine is on ''Series/TheDailyShow'' to talk about his new movie ''Film/HarryBrown'', and a clip is shown of Harry [[ColdBloodedTorture torturing a thug]] for information on [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge his friend's killers]]. Caine then describes his character as "upset".
* In ''{{Film/Zoolander}}'', the title character is confronted by Matilda about his mysterious week-long absence, to which he doesn't believe. Then he checks his messages...
--> '''Answering Machine''': You have twelve ''hundred'' new messages.
--> '''Zoolander''': That is a bit above average...
* ''Film/ForrestGump'':
--> '''Forrest:''' *narrating* A few years later, that angry little man at the schoolhouse door thought it would be a good idea to run for President.
--> *cut to footage of Governor Wallace being shot*
--> '''Forrest:''' *narrating* But somebody thought that it wasn't.
* The opening narration of the [[AfterTheEnd Post-Apocalyptic]] B-movie ''Hell Comes To Frogtown'' exposits that some years prior to the events of the film there was a "disagreement." Cue footage of a nuclear explosion.
* ''Film/{{Primer}}'': "At this point, there would have been some... discussion."
* From ''Film/{{Clue}}'':
-->'''Wadswoth:''' ''Three'' murders.
-->'''Mr. Green:''' Six altogether
-->'''Wadsworth:''' This is getting serious.
* In ''Film/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'', Willy Wonka says that cannibalism "is frowned upon in most societies."
* In ''Film/DrStrangelove [[EitherOrTitle or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb]]'', General Buck Turgidson gets several of these in quick succession when he informs the President of the United States that General Ripper, a lower echelon American military commander, has ordered a nuclear attack on the Soviet Union without the approval or knowledge of the White House or the Pentagon.
** When the President asks how General Ripper could possibly order such an attack, Buck says:
--->"Although I hate to judge before all the facts are in, it's beginning to look like General Ripper exceeded his authority."
** The President questions how the Human Reliability Tests didn't catch General Ripper's burgeoning psychosis:
--->"Well, I don't think it's quite fair to condemn the whole program because of a single slip-up, sir."
** Buck advocates following General Ripper's lead and to launch an all-out nuclear attack on Russia:
--->"Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops.
** Earlier when the President is talking with the Soviet Premier, he attempts to describe what Ripper did.
--->"...one of our base commanders, he had a sort of - Well, he went a little funny in the head. You know. Just a little funny. And uh, he went and did a silly thing..."
* ''Film/TheWizardOfOz'': [[NotInKansasAnymore "Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."]]
* In ''Film/OnceUponATimeInMexico'', Agent Sands of the CIA [[spoiler: just had his [[EyeScream eyes drilled out]] and left in the street.]] When a boy approaches him, Sands tells him "I'm not having the best day here, kid."
* ''Film/TheLostWorldJurassicPark'': "Mommie's very angry."
* From ''Film/{{Serenity}}'', is a good one from Wash: "I don't mean to alarm you, but I think we're being followed." [[spoiler: A Reaver ship is in hot and very active pursuit at this time.]]
** And then there's this: (after having lost another part of the ship)
--->'''Wash:''' If [Kaylee] doesn't give us some extra flow from the engine room to offset the burn-through, this landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
--->'''Mal:''' Define '''interesting'''.
--->'''Wash:''' "Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die"?
-->followed by:
--->'''Mal:''' This is TheCaptain speaking. [[CasualDangerDialogue We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence, and then explode]].
* ''Film/TheAvengers'' has two.
** Comicbook/CaptainAmerica, when he runs into ComicBook/{{Loki}} in Germany.
--->'''Steve Rogers:''' You know, [[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger the last time]] I was in Germany and saw a man [[RedSkull standing above everyone else]], we ended up disagreeing.
** The [[UnfazedEveryman security guard]] who discovers Banner after his [[DestinationDefenestration exit from the Hellcarrier]] sums it up pretty nicely after being told he isn't a {{Human Alien|s}}.
--->'''Guard:''' Well son... [[Film/TheIncredibleHulk you've got a condition.]]
* A MissingTrailerScene from ''Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan'' has Gwen Stacy informing Peter that he is a wanted man and that her father has 500 men searching for him, to which he replies that this "seems a bit excessive."
** And from the same movie, we have Spider-Man being pretty badly wounded by The Lizard, then being flushed down a sewage pipe. His response after all this? "Oh, that ''sucked''."
* ''Film/YoungFrankenstein'': In a deleted scene, it was revealed that, [[OnOneCondition to be allowed to inherit]] his great-grandfather's estate, [[AlliterativeName Frederick Frankenstein]] had to become a medical doctor on his own will and earn some measure of esteem on his field. A relative then asked if Frederick did acquire a "measure of esteem" and was told he's the fifth most respected expert on his field.
* In ''Film/{{Aliens}}'', Burke tries to explain away his deadly scheme as "I made a decision, and it was... wrong. It was a bad call, Ripley. It was a bad call." Ripley immediately calls him out.
* At the end of ''Film/{{Dredd}}'', the eponymous lawman describes the events of the day, which have resulted in the complete trashing of an entire {{Arcology}} tower: "Drug bust. Perps were.. uncooperative."
* At the end of ''Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure'', when the title pair ask [[GeorgeCarlin Rufus]] is he can play the guitar, he says, "Well, I play ''a little''." And then he starts playing like a rock star.
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[[folder:Literature]]
* In "Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie", the parents are loudly arguing when the mom see the children watching.
--> '''Mom''': It's okay. Your father and I were just having a ''little disagreement''.
--> '''Main Character''': [[LampshadeHanging Yeah, and Mount Everest]] [[DeadpanSnarker is a]] ''[[DeadpanSnarker hill]]''.
* "Wellerism" - binary explosive used by Sam Weller of ''Literature/ThePickwickPapers'' - was sometimes made of Understatement and Parable:
--> '''Sam Weller''': There's nothin' so refreshen' as sleep, sir, as the servant girl said afore she drank the egg-cupful of laudanum.
--> '''Sam Weller''': Wery sorry to 'casion any personal inconwenience, ma'am, as the housebreaker said to the old lady when he put her on the fire.
* Creator/PeterFHamilton's ''Literature/TheNightsDawnTrilogy'' brings us [[LampshadeHanging this gem]]:
--> '''Adamist Officer''': I've always been a massive admirer of the Edenist ability to understate. But I think defining a chunk of land fifteen kilometers across that suddenly takes flight and wanders off into another dimension as a little problem is possibly the best example yet.
--> '''The Edenist''': I never said ''little''.
* In David Eddings' ''The Tamuli'' Emperor Sarabian is said, by his ambassador, to use this. A hurricane is "a light breeze"; the loss of half his fleet is "a minor inconvenience"; the imminent collapse of his empire as "some civil unrest." This is a tendency common among Tamuls as they have a [[PlanetOfHats racial tendency toward extreme politeness.]]
* Eddings has a tendency to use this trope. In [[Literature/{{Belgariad}} Belgarath the Sorcerer]], Belgarath notes that "Alorns take a petty delight in gross understatement" after Beltira comments "we wouldn't want that" with regards to the ending of the world. The original example would be in ''Castle of Wizardry''. A horde of Algarian cavalry so large as to make their approach resemble thunder [[BigDamnHeroes falls on a small army that was pursuing the protagonists]], slaughtering most of them and driving the rest away. Described by King Cho-Hag as an "[[ButForMeItWasTuesday interesting morning]]."
* ''Literature/LeftBehind'': "[[{{Narm}} To say the Israelis were taken by surprise is to say the Great Wall of China is long.]]"
* In the novel ''Literature/SpocksWorld'', Kirk has this to say about his experience in ''[[Recap/StarTrekS2E1AmokTime Amok Time]]'': "Being strangled with an ''anh-woon'' can ruin your day."
* ''This is The Way The World Ends'' by James Morrow: "Chapter 5 - In Which the Limitations of Civil Defense Are Explicated in a Manner Some Readers May Find Distressing." This is the chapter in which, well... [[spoiler:[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin look at the bloody title.]]]]
* "I thought you were dead. I lost my temper," says [[Literature/TortallUniverse Daine Sarrasri]], by way of explanation for '''''leveling an imperial palace with SKELETON ZOMBIE DINOSAURS''''' and then setting hyenas on the culprit.
* ''Literature/TheSilverChair'': "And [[TheVamp you]], who have told me a hundred times [[BlatantLies how deeply you pitied me]] for the [[MetaphoricallyTrue sorceries by which I was bound]], will doubtless hear with joy that they are now ended for ever. There was, it seems, some small error in your Ladyship's [[MindControlDevice way of treating them]]."
* ''Literature/ConsiderPhlebas'' by Creator/IainBanks has a brief history of the interstellar war the novel is set in. The "Statistics" section says the war lasted for forty-eight years and a month and saw (among other losses) the death of over 851 billion sentient beings, and the destruction of 91,215,660 ships, 53 planets and moons and six ''stars'', followed by a "Historical perspective":
-->''A small, short war that rarely extended throughout more than .02% of the galaxy and .01% by stellar population... the galaxy's elder civilizations rate the Idiran-Culture war as... one of those singularly interesting Events they see so rarely these days.''
* In the novel version of ''Anime/MobileSuitGundam'', Creator/YoshiyukiTomino mentions that Japan had "technically" lost UsefulNotes/WorldWarII.
* [[Literature/GauntsGhosts Ibram Gaunt]]'s Vox officer Dughan Beltayn has a habit of describing any problem, from Vox interference to major Chaos incursion with "something's awry". Gaunt learns to cut to the chase and ask ''what's'' awry.
* In ''Literature/FromRussiaWithLove'', a Soviet intelligence general says that if they don't do '''something''' to humiliate British intelligence, "There will be ... displeasure."
* Creator/PGWodehouse was somewhat inclined to the use of understatement for humorous effect.
** Probably his most oft-quoted example:
-->"It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine."
** When {{Literature/Jeeves|AndWooster}} quotes Shakespeare. Bertie comments that that Shakespeare fellow must have had a lot of clever things to say, and Jeeves replies:
-->"I understand he has given uniform satisfaction, sir."
* Discussed in ''[[Literature/VorkosiganSaga Cetaganda]]'' by Creator/LoisMcMasterBujold, in the context of "talking small unsuccessful military campaigns:"
-->"The Vervain invasion is now officially described as an unauthorized adventure. The erring officers have been corrected, thank you."\\
"What do they call the Cetagandan invasion of Barrayar in my grandfather's time? A Reconnaissance in force?"\\
"When they mention it at all, yes."\\
"All twenty ''years'' of it?"
* The {{Literature/Discworld}} novel ''Discworld/SoulMusic'' features a ruthless Troll crime boss, Chrysoprase : "People tended not to speak to Chrysoprase in case they said something that offended him. They wouldn't know it at the time. They'd know it later, when they were in some dark alley and a voice behind them said: Mr Chrysoprase is ''really upset''."
* In ''SplinterOfTheMindsEye'', just as in the comics example above, Luke tends towards these. Lampshaded by Leia in a fit of PurpleProse.
--> "You have this wonderfully evocative way about you, Luke, of reducing the most excruciatingly uncomfortable circumstances to the merely mundane."
** Luke hangs on to this tendency over the decades. In Literature/FateOfTheJedi someone says it looks like he's made the understatement of the year.
* Creator/GKChesterton's poem "Wine and Water" contains this gem:
--> The cataract of the cliff of heaven fell blinding off the brink
--> As if it would wash the stars away as suds go down a sink.
--> The seven heavens came roaring down for the throats of hell to drink,
--> And Noah he cocked his eye and said, "It looks like rain, I think."
* In ''{{Film/Dredd}}'', at the end of the movie, the Chief Judge shows up to debrief Dredd on what went down at Peach Trees (including Gatling guns chewing up a block, taking out a major distribution and production hub for drugs, taking down one of the more powerful criminal organizations in Mega City One, a ridiculously high body count, and [[spoiler: taking down four corrupt Judges]]).
-->'''Chief Judge:''' What happened here?
-->'''Dredd:''' [[SeenItAll Drug bust]].
-->'''Chief Judge:''' Looks like you ran into some trouble.
-->'''Dredd:''' Perps were uncooperative.
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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
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* From ''{{Series/Angel}}'':
--> '''Wesley:''' ''(to Angel)'' I may have made a tiny mistake. The word Shanshu that I said meant you were going to die? Actually I think it means that you are going to live.
--> '''Cordelia:''' Okay, as tiny mistakes go...that's not one.
* Regarding a character on ''BurnNotice'' who's attempting to blackmail Michael Westen into joining forces with a psychopath to commit 46 separate murders, and already has plans in motion to frame someone else for them:
--> '''Larry''': That guy... he's kind of a dick.
* On Charlie Roses talk show, Bill Gates described watching Microsoft's stock rise for 14 years was "a bit fun."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8cN2pB3MCE The Chaser's War On Everything on The Westboro Baptist Church]], following a short clip from an astonishingly homophobic sermon by Westboro Baptist Church leader Fred Phelps.
-->"These guys are a little anti-gay."
* The ''Series/DoctorWho'' episode "The Pandorica Opens" gives us this brilliant exchange.
--> '''The Doctor''': I'm not trying to be rude - but you died.
--> '''[[spoiler: Rory]]''': Yeah. I know. I was there.
--> '''The Doctor''': ''(gestures wildly)'' How can you be here?
--> '''[[spoiler: Rory:]]''': I dunno. It's a bit fuzzy.
--> '''The Doctor''': Fuzzy...?
--> '''[[spoiler: Rory:]]''': I died, and turned into a Roman. Its very distracting.
* ''{{Series/Dollhouse}}'': Adelle reacts to learning that [[spoiler:the Evil Corporation has the plans for a device that can GrandTheftMe the planet]] with "That's unnerving."
** Adelle is one of the queens of these. When a man gets shot in the head in her office, her initial response is an annoyed "Well, I suppose this carpet is ruined."
* ''{{Series/Firefly}}'':
** Mal to Patience: "Well, we may not have parted on the best of terms...I realize certain words were exchanged...also, certain bullets..." (She had shot him).
** The opening narration from the "Train Job", provided by Book: "The central planets formed the Alliance and decided all the planets had to join under their rule. ''[intercuts with footage from the Battle of Serenity]'' There was some disagreement on the matter."
** In ''Safe'' Mal says of River: "She makes things not be smooth."
* ''Friday Night Fights'': ESPN's Teddy Atlas frequently uses "he got a little bit careless" to describe a fighter who has just been spectacularly knocked out (or "you can see his power a little bit on that punch" for the victorious fighter).
* The very first scene in ''Series/HowIMetYourMother'':
--> '''[[Creator/BobSaget Future Ted]]:''' Kids, [[FramingDevice I'm gonna tell you an incredible story]] -- the story of [[TitleDrop how I met your mother]].\\
'''Future Son:''' Are we [[IncrediblyLameFun being punished for something?]]\\
'''Future Ted:''' (''confused'') No.\\
'''Future Daughter:''' Yeah, is this gonna take a while?\\
'''Future Ted:''' Yes.
* ''Series/TheIncredibleHulk'' has the classic line from the main character.
--> '''David Banner''': Mr. [=McGee=], don't make me angry. YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry.
* ''Series/JeevesAndWooster'': Jeeves might be said to lightly indulge in this on occasion.
* In the ''Series/MysteryScienceTheatre3000'' episode spoofing ''Film/ManosTheHandsOfFate'' -- a particularly bad movie, even by [=MST3K=] standards -- Tom Servo says, "You know, there are certain flaws in this film."
* Dr. K from ''Series/PowerRangersRPM'', in the episode "In Or Out," when she tries to apologize to the Rangers for behaving so coldly towards them. Also makes for a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
--> '''Dr. K''': Gem and Gemma have confronted me with the possibility that in an effort to protect myself from future emotional trauma, I may have treated some of you with a degree of forced emotional detachment, perhaps even bordering on coldness.
--> '''Flynn''': "Bordering on coldness," you say?
--> '''Summer''' [sarcastically]: That's ridiculous, Doctor.
--> '''Dillon''' [sarcastically]: You must be imagining it.
--> '''Dr. K''': No, no, I'm afraid it's true.
* The official description for ''Prillitoos'', a program aimed for older people, states that it awaits those who aren't very young anymore, to watch this program.
* ''Series/RedDwarf'':
** "Demons and Angels" has this gem from the psychopathic, CreepyCrossdresser version of Rimmer:
-->'''Rimmer:''' I want to hurt you.\\
'''Lister:''' Why?\\
'''Rimmer:''' Because I'm not a very nice person.
** After the future Rimmer mentions they spend time with the Hitlers and the Goerings:
--> '''Future Rimmer:'''It's just a bit unfortunate that the finest things tend to be in the possession of people who are judged to be a bit dodgy.
-->'''Kryten:''' Herman Goering is ''a "bit dodgy"?!''
* ''{{Series/Rome}}'' has Octavius explaining why it might be better to sit out a long siege rather than burn down Cleopatra's palace:
--> We are trying to keep the locals calm. Burning down the royal palace with their queen still inside might make them slightly peevish.
* ''Series/TheShield'' had Claudette, having destroyed Vic Mackey's life by exposing his sins to his fellow cops PLUS his betrayal of his last remaining friend Ronnie (who was arrested), banished Vic for life from the Farmington District Precinct with the four following words: "You Can Go Now."
* ''Franchise/StarTrek''
** "The Apple" when Spock is injured:
-->'''[=McCoy=]:''' Second degree burns. Not serious but I bet they smart.\\
'''Spock:''' Doctor, you have an unsurpassed talent for understatement.
** ''Star Trek'' episode "I, Mudd" has this excellent exchange
-->'''[=Mudd=]:''' Well of course I... left.\\
'''Kirk:''' He broke jail.\\
'''Mudd:''' I borrowed transportation.\\
'''Kirk:''' He stole a ship!\\
'''Mudd:''' The patrol reacted hostilely.\\
'''Kirk:''' They FIRED at him!\\
'''Mudd:''' They've no respect for private property! They damaged the bloody spaceship!
* ''Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'' episode "Peak Performance", the crew of the ''Enterprise'' comes up with a plan to make it seem as though they have destroyed the ''Hathaway'' by firing photon torpedoes at it and detonating them a millisecond after the ''Hathaway'' jumps to warp. The problem is, they don't know whether or not the ''Hathaway'' will be able to do this. Data describes the outcome of a failure to jump to warp as "unfortunate".
** In the episode ''Clues'', everyone of the crew except Data are knocked out by a wormhole. Data claims they were out for thirty seconds. Eventually overwhelming evidence surfaces that conflicts with Data's version of events. Captain Picard confronts Data:
-->'''Data:''' It is a mystery, sir.\\
'''Picard:''' ''That is an understatement!''
* Played on ''Series/TheVampireDiaries''. Hm-m-m, do you want to know how Damon became such a bad man? Just ask him:
--> '''Damon''' In all this important soul-searching. And cleansing of the demons of Stefan's past, did you ever manage to get the rest of the story?
--> '''Elena''' He said there was more.
--> '''Damon''' Yeah. That's an understatement.
* Occasionally played on ''Series/TopGear''. One example comes from the episode where they take a trio of Alfa Romeos to the track. Richard (in the pits) radios Jeremy to see how he's doing. Jeremy replies that he's doing "Not brilliantly." Cut to Jeremy's car flipped onto its side.
** Whenever some one says "That's not gone well" it's usually caught fire or crashed. Or both. (There's even a [[http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/images/B002KMF4LQ/ref=dp_image_text_0?ie=UTF8&n=11052681&s=kitchen poster]])
** In the Botswana episode, Richard claims his car has "got a bit of water in it." He says this while watching Oliver drown in a lake.
* ''Series/WheelOfFortune'' host Pat Sajak to the show's first $1,000,000 winner, Michelle Loewenstein: "You may be one of our bigger winners." (The previous winnings record being barely one-tenth of that.)
* In the Series 36 episode of ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' guest Quentin Letts described AdolfHitler as "jolly cross".
-->'''Ian Hislop:''' ""Jolly cross"? You mean "homicidal maniac"."
-->'''Frank Skinner:''' "I think that was the Daily Mail's headline at the time. "Hitler: Jolly Cross""
* ''Series/Death Valley'' Stebeck at one point phones his wife to tell her it was "weird day at work". Only if [[spoiler: having two attempts to blow up cops by planting bombs in zombies, followed by an attack on the precinct by over a dozen zombies and having to kill two cops who got bit]] qualifies as 'weird'.
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[[folder:Music]]
* At the end of "[[Music/TheBeatles The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill]]," John suddenly yells "Ey, up" Cue the opening bars of "[[CrowningMusicOfAwesome While My Guitar Gently Weeps]]." Similarly, on the same album, George's "One more time" leads to a spooky string passage at the end of "Piggies".
* The entire premise of the song "[[http://www.spiderrobinson.com/freemusic.html Belaboring the Obvious]]" by Spider Robinson.
* In their [[BlackComedy dark]] song ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2UpM8Ci_ao Protect and Survive]]'', The Dubliners mock an official nuclear attack survival guide that was issued by the British government in the 70's and 80's. The second stanza serves as one huge understatement.
--> Well a nuclear strike could be recognized / It would stand out in a crowd /There's a flash, then a bang, then a blast of heat / And a bloody great mushroom cloud / So if you happen to see one at the end of your street / Would you please pick up the telephone and inform your local police
* Music/WeirdAlYankovic's "You Don't Love Me Anymore" has a description to what the narrator's mate has done (among other things, pushing the guy in an elevator shaft, putting piranhas in his bathtub and shaving his eyebrows). His response? "Got a funny feeling [[TitleDrop you don't love me anymore]]."
* John Prine's "Please Don't Bury Me" includes the following line:
-->When I got there, they did say, "John, it happened this-a way: you slipped upon the floor and hit your head."
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[[folder:Radio]]
* In ''Radio/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy'', [[DeadpanSnarker Arthur Dent]] occasionally indulges.
-->'''Arthur''': What happened to the Earth?\\
'''Ford''': It's been disintegrated.\\
'''Arthur''': Has it?\\
'''Ford''': Yeah. It just boiled away into space.\\
'''Arthur''': Listen, Ford, I'm a bit upset about that.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tabletop Games]]
* "''{{TabletopGame/Warhammer 40000}}'' is [[CrapsackWorld not a happy place]]." This bleeds into the fandom so much that, on this very wiki, it has been remarked that such things as ''losing your home planet'' is not sufficient enough reason to {{Wangst}}.
** (This borders on canon. The members of the Tanith First-And-Only lost their homeworld, and often get told to "Suck it up, already.")
* ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}'': "Solar Exalted have poor impulse control."
* ''TabletopGame/TheWorldOfDarkness'': "For gameplay purposes, nuclear weapons can be a {{game breaker}}."
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Theatre]]
* ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet''. Mercutio is fatally stabbed in a fight with Tybalt. When Benvolio asks if he's hurt, Mercutio replies, "[[TearJerker Ay, a scratch]].", then follows with, "But 'tis enough, 'twill serve." when he realizes that he's dying. In a play where ''everything'' is overstated and exaggerated, his understatement shows us how bad the situation really is, making it that much more heartbreaking.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
* In ''VideoGame/BlazBlue'' [[AxCrazy Hazama]] is forced to [[spoiler: leave the heroes alive at the end of ''CS'']]. His response is "Guess I went a little crazy there".
* In ''[[VideoGame/FirstEncounterAssaultRecon Project Origin]]'', Snake Fist comments that "They took her ([[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds Alma's]]) babies away. [[UnstoppableRage She didn't like that.]]"
* The official description of ''VideoGame/CaveStory'' says ''"This is a jumping-and-shooting action game. In a cave. ...Also you can save."'' Also, Momorin's "Chivalry is dead, let me tell you" after being thrown off a floating island.
* ''VideoGame/RuneScape'' gives us the description of the quest "One Small Favor" (a quest that's an infuriatingly long ChainOfDeals):
-->'''Quest Length:''' Short (With some longer parts as well.)
* The commander of the Earth Defense Force in VideoGame/EarthDefenseForce2017 calls the player character, Storm 1, a "great soldier" later on in the game. For reasons on why this is an absolutely HUGE understatement, read the description for {{Badass}} in that games article.
* When Metal Gear [=RAY=] is curbstomping an oil tanker into oblivion in ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 2|SonsOfLiberty}}'', Snake says to Otacon "This is bad..."
* ''VideoGame/{{Metal Gear Solid 3|Snake Eater}}'' has this wonderful number from EVA (Snake's love interest), "Not good." What makes this an understatement is that EVA says this after Ocelot (Snake's rival) had shot out the engine of the [=WiG=] with his revolver that she was piloting to get Snake and her out of Russia, Ocelot then jumps onto the plane and proceeds to engage Snake in a hand to hand brawl with Snake not having a gun to defend himself should Ocelot pull his out (which he does), all the while EVA is trying to keep the plane stable so it doesn't crash into the lake they happen to be over. Yeah EVA, of course your current situation is not good.
* [[WordOfGod The creator]] of ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' has said:
-->"I think I made [[KillerRabbit the fish]] [[http://df.magmawiki.com/index.php/40d:Carp too hardcore]]."
* The official Strategy guide for ''VideoGame/{{StarCraft}}'' has a picture captioned with:
-->"When a Nuke goes off, you'll know it."
* [[VideoGame/{{Half-Life2}} Prepare for unforeseen consequences.]]
* Jack in ''VideoGame/MassEffect2'' has a doozy when she's telling Shepard of all of her various crimes, one of which is [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking vandalism]]. When pressed she explains that by 'vandalism' the Hanar mean she [[ColonyDrop dropped a starbase onto a moon]], and it was their favorite moon at that.
** Mordin, a ''slightly'' neurotic scientist, always analyzes every situation with scientific objectivism:
--> '''Mordin:''' ''"Trying to determine how scale-itch got on the Normandy. Sexually transmitted disease. Only carried by [[MixAndMatchCritters Varren]]. Implications unpleasant."''
--> '''Mordin:''' ''"Suggest you stay clear. Explosion likely to be... [[HeroicSacrifice problematic]]."''
** In the Arrival {{D|ownloadableContent}}LC, after two games of the [[EldritchAbomination Reapers]] spouting nothing but boasts about their inherent superiority and the inferiority of all organic life, [[spoiler: Harbinger]] [[DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu finally lets slip that Shepard has gotten to him.]]
-->''[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: [[Worthy Opponent Shepard, you have become an annoyance. ]]
]]''
* In ''{{VideoGame/Portal}}'', the mildly psychotic supercomputer, SelfDemonstrating/{{GLaDOS}}, also likes to understate things.
-->'''[=GLaDOS=]:''' While safety is one of many Enrichment Center goals, the Aperture Science High-Energy Pellet seen to the left of the chamber can, and has caused, permanent disabilities, such as vaporization. Please be careful.
** '''[=GLaDOS=]: (later)''' As part of a previously mentioned required test protocol, we can no longer lie to you. When the testing is over you will be... missed.
** At first it sounds like [=GLaDOS=] just likes you so much that it is going to miss you, but listening to GLaDOS' later line "The Enrichment Center reminds you, that in the end you will be baked, and then there will be cake", you should know what to expect.
-->'''[=GLaDOS=]: (even later)''' Due to mandatory scheduled maintenance, the appropriate chamber for this next testing sequence is currently unavailable. It has been replaced with a live-fire course designed for military androids. The Enrichment Center apologizes for this inconvenience and wishes you the best of luck.
-->'''[=GLaDOS=]: (again) '''Although the euthanizing process is remarkably painful, 8 out of 10 Aperture Science engineers believe that the companion cube is most likely incapable of feeling much pain.
-->'''[=GLaDOS=]: '''Please note that we have added a consequence for failure. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your official testing record, followed by death.
* In ''[[VideoGame/AssassinsCreedII Assassin's Creed II]]'', Cristina Vespucci said of her cousin to a prospective employer of his: "Try Amerigo out. I bet in a decade you'll have named your shipping company after him." Biggest understatement of the century.
* In horror/survival RPG ''[[VideoGame/ShadowHearts Koudelka]]'', the text descriptions that you get when clicking on environments are often this. For example, in one room featuring a towering guillotine with a crimson-stained blade, blood-splattered walls and floor, and later a couple of corpses, both shot through the head and lying in pools of their own blood, you get this text: ''"You see dried blood spots here and there."''
* In ''{{Obscure}} 2'', after one character turns into a giant, mutated abomination, pins another character to the wall with a knife, and crushes the skull of another under his foot, his friends burst in and confront him with this line.
-->'''Stan:''' [[spoiler: Kenny]], you've become a major jerk, man.
* In ''VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition'', York's ([[spoiler:well, Zach's]]) greatest insult to the ultimate villain of the game, [[spoiler:Forrest Kayson, who at that point has been revealed to be an inhuman demon who has corrupted the town, caused people to kill each other, inspired the raincoat killer's spree and has just raped and murdered Emily]]? "You're one crazy guy".
* In ''{{VideoGame/Civilization}} V'' you have the option of choosing Fascism for your society. The last part of the historical description reads: "This form of government was quite popular with [[UsefulNotes/NaziGermany certain]] [[UsefulNotes/FascistItaly states]] in Central Europe during the last century but other states didn't much like it, and it was ultimately abandoned after [[FinalSolution some]] [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII unpleasantness.]]"
* The Caretaker AI of ''VideoGame/WildStar'' claims he has developed certain instabilities that may occasionally cause him to be a sadistic psychopath.
* In [[VideoGame/ArmoredCore Armored Core Verdict Day]], after hearing the TheDragon's calm explanation of his motive, that is, to gather every strong Mercenaries, have them fight each other before killing the victor, as he is "the Reaper", he is called out by your CO and CoolOldGuy, Fatman. Fatman's response to all that insanity?
--> Fatman: "You are not right in the head."
** Which had an even bigger understatement as a reply:
--> [[spoiler: J]]: "And what's wrong with that?"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]
* ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'' lampshades this one [[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/040818c here]]:
-->'''Mega Man''': We have a slight problem. There's about five million Robot Masters outside, and they all wanna kick my ass.\\
''(BeatPanel)''\\
'''Alternate Mega Man''': We may wanna work on your definition of the word "slight."
* [[http://www.jaydenandcrusader.com/2008/12/15/page-102/ Jayden and Crusader]], a comic supposedly grounded in reality has this one:
-->'''Smic''': [The best part of Christmas] used to be building the gargantuan robotic Father Christmas powered by atmospheric engine, who would duel with my brother's contraption for the right of the first choice of Faberge egg.\\
'''Hannah''': You had a strange childhood, Smic.
* [[http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff2000/fc01955.htm This]] ''Webcomic/{{Freefall}}'' strip.
* ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'': "[[http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=001982 You have a feeling it's going to be a long day.]]"
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'' couples this with OhCrap in [[http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/19980926 this]] strip.
* ''Webcomic/EerieCuties'' science teacher and MadScientist, Wilhelmina Twigitt. Her unique charm, unlike those LargeHam types, includes diluting occasional outrageous events with words like [[http://www.eeriecuties.com/strips-ec/phone_numbers_and_twitters "seems" and "nearly"]].
* One is used in the author's comments on ''Webcomic/EarsForElves''. After a long and unexpected hiatus, the webcomic updated with a page proclaiming simply, "Soon". The author pointed out in her blurb beneath the image that there was a subtle hint to be found.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
* WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog:
** "Freeze ray needs work."
** "That's... not a ''good'' sound."
* [[Wiki/SCPFoundation SCP-682]] is [[OmnicidalManiac somewhat volatile]]. Its page is named "[[NighInvulnerability Hard-To-Kill Reptile]]".
* TheSturgeonAwards refers to the infamous fanfic ''Agony in Pink'' as "not a very pleasant reading."
* The Website/ThatGuyWithTheGlasses sketch "How I quit my job" ends on one. This after having played "Music/AlsoSprachZarathustra," ripped open his shirt revealing "I QUIT!" written on his chest, and leaving to the end of {{Music/Queen}}'s "Bohemian Rhapsody" while being chased out of the building (and through the parking lot) by security:
--> "What have we learned today, boys and girls? Boys and girls, we have learned that ''that'' bridge has officially been burned."
* "[[WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick Here's the thing about rape: it sucks]]."
* ''Machinima/RedVsBlue Revelation'': "[[spoiler:Agent Tex]] is a bit of a {{badass}}." This was said during [[CurbStompBattle an epic beatdown]] being delivered by the aforementioned person to Red Team [[AndZoidberg and Tucker]].
* ''WebVideo/EverymanHYBRID'': The boys [[spoiler: break Damsel out of the institution, but are caught by a security guard. Jeff bodily tackles him to give the others time to run.]] As Evan says, "That escalated quickly."
* [[spoiler:"It's a bit late to hear this exactly from myself, isn't it?"]] This is the exact words from [[spoiler:Frelean Maleau]] in the beginning of ''Literature/ChaosFighters II-Chemical Siege'' after she [[spoiler:confessed her love to Enrei before she dies.]]
* [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]] at the very start of his review of ''Pokemon: The Electric Tale of Pikachu''.
--> ''"[[spoiler:Missingno.][='=]s]] a legend in game glitches and in particular Pokemon history...and apparently in some parallel universe, it spawned off into some kind of outer god that intends to consume and absorb all reality in every dimension. And it's also standing outside my door. Yeah, it's been a bit of a day."''
** In the 200th episode, this happens:
-->'''Linkara:''' If there’s a single story that has hung over this show since the first episode, it’s ''Comicbook/OneMoreDay''.
-->(This is followed by nineteen clips of Linkara referencing/talking/complaining/raging about ''Comicbook/OneMoreDay'', which wraps up with him looking at an image of the book and growling ''”I hate you!”'')
-->'''Linkara:''' Yeah, I think I might have brought it up once or twice.
** Occurs again in the 300th episode.
-->'''Linkara:''' You know, in three hundred episodes you may have picked up that I'm not particularly fond of FrankMiller.
-->''(Next comes eighteen clips of Linkara talking about Frank Miller, including how he's gone insane, is a misogynist as well as generally creepy and that his writing and directing is terrible).''
-->'''Linkara:''' [[SarcasmMode I know, I've been very subtle about it, but it's there]].
* Literature/WhateleyUniverse story "Ayla and the Mad Scientist": Ayla is warning Lancer to keep Generator from getting sucked into a gravitational singularity and being horribly killed.
--> '''Generator''': That could be sorta bad.
* WebVideo/TVTrash: "So, yes. I'm not thrilled." Said after he blew his top over ''Series/NinjaTurtlesTheNextMutation'' and the crossover with ''Series/PowerRangersInSpace''.
* In ''Series/{{Noob}}'', Sparadrap refers to the reason for which Master Zen stopped playing as him doing "something silly". What actually happened was that Sparadrap got Master Zen angry enough to make him throw his computer out the window. While an old lady was under said window. It's a little hard for Master Zen to play from jail, apparently.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'':
** "Adolf Hitler was a very, very naughty man."
** '''Kyle''': There's something wrong with Cartman.
* In the series finale of ''[[WesternAnimation/JusticeLeague Justice League Unlimited]]'' [[spoiler:the Secret Society has accidentally resurrected {{Darkseid}}, Franchise/{{Superman}}'s ArchEnemy, a GalacticConqueror with a planet's worth of fanatical followers and a ([[PhysicalGod rather justified]]) [[AGodAmI god complex]]]]. What does SelfDemonstrating/LexLuthor say about this?
--> '''Lex Luthor''': We have a little problem.
** After Superman's apparent death in "Hereafter," Wonder Woman explains Batman's absence at the funeral: "He doesn't handle loss very well."
* [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutronBoyGenius Having your planet blown up could ruin your whole week!]]
** From "Jimmy on Ice"
-->'''Jimmy:''' I must have made a ''tiny'' miscalculation.
-->''(zoom out to reveal that Jimmy caused'' '''''a second ice age''''''')''
* ''WesternAnimation/CaptainPlanetAndThePlaneteers'':
** "AIDS stinks."
** [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/thatguywiththeglasses/nostalgia-critic/609-captain-planet Adolf Hitler was a dork!]]
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender'' gives us this gem:
--> '''Sokka''' : [[ItMakesSenseInContext My first girlfriend turned into the moon.]]
--> '''Zuko :''' That's rough, buddy.
** In "The Drill," after the Fire Nation's massive, incredibly expensive superweapon/siege-breaker is completely destroyed, Mai sums things up for the Fire Nation.
-->'''Mai''': We lost.
* ''WesternAnimation/JimmyTwoShoes''
-->'''Lucius''': You may sweat a tad.\\
'''Jimmy''': You don't say (wrings his arms like a towel, causing a waterfall of sweat).
* ''WesternAnimation/ThePowerpuffGirls'': A worker at a nuclear power plant accidentally wipes his mouth off with a contaminated napkin, causing [[ILoveNuclearPower tentacles to sprout from his face]]. His response? "Hm. Well, that's no good."
* From ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'' after Jimmy lands in a sewer:
-->'''Sarah:''' Ew, Jimmy! You stink!
-->'''Nazz:''' That's putting it ''mildly.''
** And in TheMovie
-->'''Nazz:''' [[spoiler: Dude, Eddy's brother is a real jerk.]]
* In ''WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes'', [[{{Captain Mar-Vell}} Kree Pluskommander Mahr Vehl]] explains to Ant-Man that they need to open up a KillerRobot, in order to deactivate the [[EarthShatteringKaboom planet destroying bomb]] at its core.
-->'''Ant-Man''': Easier said than done, I take it.
-->'''Mahr Vehl''': I enjoy your species' gift for understatement.
* ''WesternAnimation/CodenameKidsNextDoor'': Op. E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S.
-->"Someone has to count the votes, and The Delightful Children promised me a slice of their birthday cake next year if I... fudged the results a little."
-->"''Fudged!?'' They weren't even ''on the ballot!''"
* One episode of ''WesternAnimation/ReBoot'' has all of Mainframe infected with a bug that turns everyone and everything to stone; that is, except for Hexidecimal's lair, since it was her bug to begin with. Bob, the only one immune to the bug, storms Hexidecimal's lair and, via zipline, ''kicks her right out of her throne.''
-->'''Hexidecimal:''' ''"Funny. I sense a presence."''
* A meta-example from ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', if the storyboard writers are any indication: "The Lich King is Not Funny"
* In the ''WesternAnimation/TeenTitans'' episode "[[Recap/TeenTitansS1E6Nevermore Nevermore]]" Beast Boy and Cyborg get involved in a BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind between Raven and Trigon. Beast Boy wants to know exactly what they're up against.
-->'''Raven''': Let's just say I have issues with my father.
* In an episode of ''WesternAnimation/TheAnimalsOfFarthingWood'' Kestrel accidentally killed Mrs. Fieldmouse and her reaction to finding out was "How embarrassing!" This was played completely seriously.
* In the ''WesternAnimation/GoofTroop'' episode "You Camp Take It with You", Peg describes an entire steak as "much too big a bite" for their small dog, Chainsaw.
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* During a foreign trip in 1958, British Prime Minister Harold Macmillan referred to an incident as a "little local difficulty". The incident was the resignation of the Chancellor of the Exchequer and two other finance ministers. Such high level resignations could have been enough to bring down his government.
* On the return journey from the South Pole in Captain Scott's expedition, Captain Oates was injured so decided to commit suicide to give his companions more chance. Suicide was - genuinely - easy, since he just had to leave the tent and quickly die of exposure. He announced his intentions with the words "I am just going outside and may be some time."
** Well, not that easy, given that the tent was laced together tight with (frozen!) ties to keep the drift out and Oates essentially had no working fingers. Some, like Sir Ranulph Fiennes, have speculated that it would have been utterly impossible for Oates to go outside on his own, and the friends who knew he was a goner regardless helped Oates on his way.
* Captain Eric Moody on [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BA_flight_009 BA Flight 009]] said. ''Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain speaking. We have a small problem. [[OhCrap All four engines have stopped."]] Fortunately his efforts to save the flight [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome met with some measure of success]]. Some years later he remarked that "It was, yeah, a little bit frightening." He isn't the only one, either. All airline pilots are told not to talk to the passengers about an emergency unless they know they can sound perfectly calm.
* When Australian Olympian Janine Shepherd appeared on [=TED=] talks she spoke about how her life changed after being hit by a truck during a bike ride, after cataloguing her injuries, including her spine being broken in ''six places'' she concludes: "I was having a really bad day"
* The NFPA diamond is a label giving a brief representation of the hazards of a substance. It is divided into 4 sections, with numbers 0-4 in them or special symbols. The blue section represents health risk, the red one flammability, the yellow one reactivity, and the white one reserved for special hazards like acid or oxidation. A handy guide for the number scale for each section lists yellow 4 as "may detonate". This led to the following conversation with a supervisor: "'May detonate'? Under what conditions?" "[[AllOFThem All of them]]". This rating is reserved for [[MadeOfExplodium nitrogylcerin, nitrogen triiodide, chlorine dioxide, and similarly temperamental chemicals.]]
* "We have had an anomaly.We just had an anomaly of the Delta 2 Launch Vehicle from Cape Canaveral Air Station." Statement from launch control regarding the aforementioned Delta 2 Launch Vehicle [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_aHEit-SqA exploding spectacularly]] and raining debris and toxic fuel byproducts over several square miles.
* "We have just had a major malfunction." The 'major malfunction' was the explosion of the Challenger on lift off.
* In Japanese history, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honn%C5%8D-ji_Incident the Incident at Honno-ji]] refers to the forced suicide of OdaNobunaga by one of his retainers, as well as the burning of the castle he was in and the death of all his bodyguards. Nobunaga was in the final stages of reuniting Japan, and his death threw his forces into a civil war amidst the civil war. An incident, indeed.
** Japan seems to have a habit of calling events like this "incidents". Imperial Japan had such minor events as the the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mukden_Incident Mukden Incident]] and the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanking_Massacre Nanking Incident]]
* Back in the early days of NASA, astronauts Alan Shepard and John Glenn witnessed the launch of an Atlas rocket (the machine that would be taking them into space). The rocket blew up a few seconds later. Grissom turned to Glenn and calmly said, "I sure hope they fix that."
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