'''Twin Blades''' is a simple beat 'em up originally released as an iPhone app game and shortly after as an Xbox Live Indie game.

There is no real plot other than what is implied by the action: [[ZombieApocalypse A bunch of dead guys are attacking]] and [[NaughtyNuns one rather suggestively-dressed nun]] [[ActionGirl with a scythe in one hand and a magical gun in the other]] is straight-up kicking their asses. For 31 days straight.

It's simple and the balance is a little off (so far), but it's fun, and the action gets quite intense as the zombie hordes choke the screen. For one buck (on the iPhone) or three (on the Xbox), it's a fine way to whittle away the time. The official website is [[http://www.press-start-studio.com/category/twinblades/ here.]]

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This game has examples of:

* ActionDressRip: The heroine's skirt has an extraordinarily high cut to allow for easier movement. [[BlatantLies Seriously, there's no other motive for her to be flashing that much leg.]]
* BeautyIsNeverTarnished: When slain, the heroine simply slumps to her knees and collapses, as if exhausted. Contrast what happens to everything she fights against...
* BleachedUnderpants: In a manner of speaking. The heroine was inspired by an old Italian nun-themed porno, but to what extent remains unknown.
* BloodyHilarious: Zombies burst into [[LudicrousGibs bloody chunks]] when you finish them off with the scythe, and likewise have unique death animations when fried, frozen, or nuked.
* ChurchMilitant: The heroine is well-armed, but she looks pretty amicable.
* ClothingDamage: When hit by a melee attack, the sound effect is one of cloth ripping, though there's no representation of it on the heroine.
* ExcusePlot: Averted... in that the plot was cut entirely to speed development time and keep the action going.
* {{Fanservice}}: The heroine, full stop.
* GuideDangIt: Lots of people missed that there's a second tab in the upgrade shop that upgrades the nun's non-gun abilities, including melee damage and health, as well as unlocking a vitally-important down-stab attack.
* HolyHandGrenade: The nun's energy-fueled gun can shoot a variety of zombie-blasting shots:
** [[SortingAlgorithmOfWeaponEffectiveness A simple pistol.]]
** [[MoreDakka A machine gun.]]
** [[KillItWithFire A flamethrower.]]
** [[FreezeRay A freeze ray.]]
** [[StuffBlowingUp A grenade launcher.]]
** [[WaveMotionGun A beam of holy light]] nicknamed [[NukeEm the nuke.]]
* NaughtyNuns: Hey, why not?
* NintendoHard: The game starts off easy, and then the ambulatory corpses just keep on rising... it doesn't help that you'll be fully upgraded long before you reach the final day, and they keep getting tougher.
* NonIndicativeName: The heroine has one blade and one gun. The subtitle, "Reaping Vanguard," is more accurate.
* NunTooHoly: The heroine is a nun in a red, high-cut habit with a plunging neckline who kills zombies for... some reason.
* OhCrap: What you'll be saying as zombies start emerging by the dozen in later days.
* PornWithoutPlot: Plot? Ehhh... we'll patch it in later. (Due for the end of February, as it happens.)
* RPGElements: You can upgrade your weapons and the nun's base abilities by paying in [[{{Squick}} zombie hearts.]]
* SceneryPorn: The gorgeous background paintings.
* SinisterScythe: The heroine drags a massive scythe behind her for hacking zombies to bits.
* SugarApocalypse: The bright, colorful, cartoony backgrounds and heroine are threatened by [[GrotesqueCute dweeby/gruesome]] zombies who blow up quite impressively upon re-death.
* WordOfGod: has supplied us with what little we know about the story.
* ZombieApocalypse: Thirty-one straight days of walkin' dead.